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NOTHING TO SEE HERE
PART 2
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THE PEARL
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This is the second time
pasty Stevie Wonder has ruined my show.
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-I've never seen this asshole before.
-See what I mean.
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Whatever happened
between you is your problem.
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What matters now
is that the show must go on!
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-You've always wanted to say that.
-Totally.
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Technically, he was up before anal polyp.
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Technically, he's not on the list.
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-Polyp what?
-We said we'd fix it and we did.
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-Uh-huh.
-No, the contest was about to end.
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Adding someone isn't fair.
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No, the contest was Alexis's idea.
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He's not a last-minute addition.
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He was gonna participate
from the beginning.
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Are you chicken?
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Who's he talking to?
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I'm talking to the wannabe comic
who wants to take my place.
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Did you just call me chicken?
What are you, eight?
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For real?
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Then why are you afraid?
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A Chihuahua is scarier.
Why would I be afraid of you?
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Last time, I made you look ridiculous.
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Beginner's luck.
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Yeah, that's what sore losers say.
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I'm not staying if he's in.
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No.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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But on one condition.
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I get to be the closer.
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Condition accepted
because we interrupted you.
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Start preparing, pappy.
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Get lost!
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What the fuck is going on?
Why's one-eye Lupita here?
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Ask her yourself.
That's why we brought her.
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I don't need you to lead me.
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We've gotta hurry.
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-Right, fucking Usain Bolt.
-Here we are, relax.
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Wow!
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What a surprise, dear Lupita!
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Indeed, my dear Chocho.
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I came to keep an eye on you.
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Just look at the mess you made.
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Two blind men enter a bar…
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Not even the Kardashians are this popular.
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Do you see how many shares it has?
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I came here to shut you down,
but my friend Alex--
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-Alexis.
-Alexis.
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Alexis, my good friend Alexis,
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touched me with his story.
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-Have you heard it, asshole?
-No.
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So moving, I almost cried.
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-You're not shutting me down?
-Not if this goes well.
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This bastard is going on stage
to tell his jokes and stuff.
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And he'll come down safe and sound.
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Then he'll post a video
saying this place is real inclusive,
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full of inclusivity and inclusiveness,
and all that shit.
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And the problem will be resolved.
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Resolved? As simple as that?
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As simple as that.
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As simple as that.
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Just don't fuck this up, Chocho.
No surprises.
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Then go and get dressed.
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Get dressed for success.
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I don't need you to hold my arm.
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You're walking too slow and sweating.
Are you nervous?
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Ready, bro? Remember,
the only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Johanna, girlfriend.
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"Johanna, girlfriend," dude?
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I forgot to change the ringtone.
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You should take it.
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You aren't picking up your calls either.
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-Dude.
-Just standing up for equality.
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Killer keeps bugging me.
He wants me to go to the party.
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Go. It's important to you, right?
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-This is just a joke contest.
-Just a joke contest?
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You don't have to babysit me.
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I'm not babysitting.
I'm here because it's important to you.
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And your thing is important too.
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Don't miss out because of me.
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Got your diaper on, boy?
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You don't wanna piss the stage.
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You're still here.
I thought you'd run away.
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I was about to say that about you.
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Oh, good one.
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Add it to your routine,
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so at least one of your jokes
will be your own.
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That was low.
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But pretty sharp for a retard.
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-What's wrong with you, dog?
-Relax.
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It's fine. We gotta get ready.
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For the umpteenth time,
stop grabbing my arm, damn it!
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I can go alone.
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That's it!
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Cripple fight, let's go!
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I'd love to kick your ass.
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But it's more satisfying
to do it on stage, asshole.
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Wait.
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Do you want us to rough him up, bro?
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Okay, I see what's going on.
You're stressed.
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-I'm not stressed!
-You're stressed.
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The chair is here.
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Sit down and concentrate.
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What the fuck was that?
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-We're trying to focus.
-What the fuck?
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-What?
-That babysitting shit.
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Should I leave you two alone?
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-I don't need a babysitter.
-No shit, I'm not your nanny.
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Fine, I'll stay and pretend I'm not here.
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Hasn't it crossed your mind?
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-You know what I'm talking about.
-No, I don't.
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I mean us, being together.
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We are together.
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Long-term.
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What it entails to live with a blind guy,
being with a blind person.
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For fuck's sake, we just met
and screwed a couple of times.
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I wanna know if it bothers you.
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Having to take care of me,
helping me do stuff.
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How long will it take you to run away?
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Okay, we're all stressed.
Let's take some deep breaths.
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I don't care if you're blind.
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What bothers me
is that you're sabotaging yourself
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when you finally got what you wanted.
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-I'm coming in.
-Make yourself comfortable.
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All right,
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this will be settled tonight.
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The rest of the comedians are crap.
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Thanks for making me feel important.
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The audience decides with its applause.
It's very simple.
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Bravo, an applause-o-meter!
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This has got to be
the greatest honor of my damn life.
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What does the kid want?
A special panel of judges?
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For fuck's sake!
This is a joke contest in a shitty bar.
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A bunch of drunk idiots
will decide who's the winner.
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Let's get this over with.
Who the hell cares?
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-I care.
-Knock-knock.
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-She's looking for Alexis.
-He's in the West Wing.
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Alexis?
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-Mom, what are you doing here?
-Thanks.
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Can we talk in private?
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There's privacy to spare in this room,
Mrs. Lolis.
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I wanted…
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to show you this.
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What is it?
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It's what I gave up for you.
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They're photographs.
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You're here to blame me
for destroying your dreams?
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Excuse me.
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What do you want, dude?
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-I'm here.
-Here where?
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Out here.
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Can we talk?
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Are you coming in? I mean…
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Tell him to come in.
There's space on the ceiling.
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And just so you know,
I'm not running away.
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We did it more than a couple of times.
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I mean, it's not like
we screw all day, Mom.
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Fucking hell.
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Damn.
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Get ready. Ten minutes to go, okay?
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Sorry.
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I couldn't help it.
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Fucking hell.
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Okay then, excuse me.
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Cool photos.
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Thanks.
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I didn't drop photography
to take care of you.
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I stopped because…
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I didn't know how to share it with you.
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Until I found this photograph.
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This photograph
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was taken by you when you were 11.
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-I took it?
-Yes.
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You grabbed the camera
and without me saying a thing,
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you took this photo.
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Back then, I didn't understand.
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But I understand now
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that what's important
isn't what you see in the photo
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but all the life that surrounds it.
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The moments we shared together.
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The emotions.
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That's the way
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I can share what I do with you.
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And now I'm here because
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I want you to share what you do with me.
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Five minutes.
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This time it's your turn.
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Are you ready?
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I'm scared.
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Of what?
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Of being the dog that caught the car.
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No.
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Everything will turn out okay, Alexis.
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More than okay.
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-Why are you babysitting a blind guy?
-Hey!
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That guy is worthless, girl.
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He'll drag you down.
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You've got a lot of talent.
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Hey.
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You and I could do
so many things together.
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Many things.
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Together.
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How many groupies did you fuck
when we were together?
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That's fucking shit, dude.
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And I know I have a lot of talent.
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So I don't need you.
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I don't need you to introduce me
to anyone to get a break.
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I'll find it on my own.
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So quit it, dude. Enough.
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Stop following me.
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Fucking drama queen.
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And I'm not his babysitter.
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I'm just with him,
and I will be for a while.
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Get it?
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Five minutes left, man.
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What a fucking day, right?
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Are you ready?
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-Alexis.
-What?
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-Are you ready?
-Yes.
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-What will you talk about?
-I don't know.
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What do you mean you don't know?
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Did I have time to prepare a routine?
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No, but you must have a prompt, right?
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I'll improvise. That's what I do.
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-That's what prompts are for.
-What do you suggest?
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Alexis, you're blind.
Everyone's expecting blind jokes.
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They've worked so far.
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I'm fucking sick of talking about that.
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That's what you are, talk about yourself.
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Why must everything revolve around that?
I'm more than that.
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I don't know what you and your mom
talked about or what's up with Azul.
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But if you're having
an existential crisis,
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believe me,
this is the worst fucking time.
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-Not before you go on stage.
-Easy for you to say.
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Oh, for me it's easy to say?
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Yeah, you don't have
everyone's eye on you.
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You think it's easy, asshole?!
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Knowing no one cares about me?
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Having been abandoned by everyone?
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No one's taking care of me?
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Half the people think I was run over,
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and those who don't think I was run over
think I'm a fool.
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Poor blind guy!
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You know how hard it is
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to explain to every fucking person
that I'm not stupid?
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Just 'cause they can't bother
to grab their phones
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and look up cerebral palsy.
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So say it to my face again,
that it's easy for me!
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So… Chocho is looking for Alexis because--
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Two minutes!
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Okay.
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I don't know what you're gonna do or say,
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just don't fuck it up.
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Who cares?
It's a joke contest in a shitty bar.
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That's not what I'm talking about,
and you know it!
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Thanks for your patience,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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We've had a last-minute change.
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As my dear friend Charly already told you…
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He used to be my bouncer at the door.
261
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No? Okay.
262
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Our penultimate contestant
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is a young man…
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who's different.
265
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,541
Before bringing him on stage,
266
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,583
I wanna specify
that I'm complying with all safety codes
267
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required by Civil Protection.
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Anyway. Here we go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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from Querétaro,
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a man with a vision…
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uh…
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with a unique look in his eye.
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Give a big round of applause
for Alexis "Little Egg Eyes"!
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You're up, dude.
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Over here. Here's the mic.
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00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,250
There you go.
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That fan made a false start.
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Good evening.
280
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,416
How are you?
281
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How are you?
282
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-Good!
-Good!
283
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,375
-Good.
-Good!
284
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,416
I can't see that.
285
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,041
What a great start!
286
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,500
Are you gonna tell blind jokes all night?
287
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,083
What next?
288
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,833
Oh, I know.
289
00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:51,916
You'll put the mic aside and say,
"This thing is obstructing my view."
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00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,500
Good material.
291
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,166
Shut up already!
292
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,458
Or else I'll split that unibrow
in two with my fist!
293
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,458
Your babysitter
has better material than you.
294
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,708
No, she's not my babysitter.
295
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,250
When my mom gave birth to me,
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they turned my lights off.
297
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,500
They turned my lights off
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and my mom would pawn everything.
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The TV set,
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the stove.
301
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:22,750
My…
302
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,750
My mom would pawn everything.
303
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,875
And then she pawned your corneas.
304
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:33,916
Such an original joke.
305
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,833
Huh?
306
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,791
What else you got?
307
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,208
Huh?
308
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,875
You made such a fuss for this?
309
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:10,666
{\an8}We're reaching the place of exploitationto shut it down.
310
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,125
Say no to exploitation!
311
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:15,166
Say no to exploitation!
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You!
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They're still exploiting the blind guy.
314
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,875
What's going on?
315
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,791
We're fed up!
316
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:29,333
We won't keep quiet anymore.
No more jokes about the handicapped!
317
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,666
"Handicapped" isn't used anymore.
318
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,250
It's too offensive, dude.
319
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,375
And they humiliated him as well!
320
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,500
You used him as a bouncer. I saw it.
321
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,583
Because of a breach of contract.
322
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,458
No, I'm the victim here.
323
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,833
Guys, what matters here
is this place must be shut down.
324
00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:45,958
What?
325
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:48,041
It's normalizing offensive humor.
326
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,000
No! I promise she's laughing
at something else.
327
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,375
Do you know what you're all doing?
328
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:57,375
You're humiliating the disabled
from a position of privilege.
329
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,958
And that's awful.
330
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,958
Because, although they're disabled,
331
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,958
they have feelings like everyone else.
332
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,916
Did you just say,
"like everyone else," asshole?
333
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
I'm leaving.
334
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,458
No!
335
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,625
{\an8}MEXICO CITY DEPARTMENT OF CIVIL PROTECTION
NOTICE OF CLOSURE
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00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,916
Guys, a group selfie?
337
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,208
Selfie!
338
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,916
Hashtag
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00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,708
NoToExploitation.
340
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,750
Great view, no?
341
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,000
You're leaving?
342
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,041
Now that I think about it,
343
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,208
it's fine that you lost
a contest in a shitty bar.
344
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,416
That's the problem.
345
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:18,583
I fell before I crossed the line.
346
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,083
This is as far as I'll go.
347
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,250
You literally fell on your face, man.
348
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,750
-This is all a joke to you.
-No.
349
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:28,541
Not at all.
I've never taken anything so seriously.
350
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,208
You wanna hear a joke?
351
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,083
It's a bad one, like the ones
you tried telling last night.
352
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:38,125
You didn't even try to fight back
when they kicked your ass.
353
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,833
-What happened?
-Nothing.
354
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:43,000
Nothing? You ran away like a dog
with a tail between its legs.
355
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,000
Bro, was it what I said?
356
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,041
If it was what I said,
357
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,125
forgive me. Things were so tense,
it just came out.
358
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,541
I'm not cut out for this.
359
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,208
Then why did we come?
360
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:56,250
To know what's on the other side.
Nothing for me.
361
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,125
You got stage fright.
362
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,500
Big deal.
363
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,416
And if you fell off the stage,
who the hell cares?
364
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,708
Nobody knows us here.
365
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,291
-That's not it.
-Then what?
366
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,416
I didn't know what to do
when I caught the car.
367
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,708
And what did the dog
that caught the car do?
368
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,625
Nothing, you already told me.
369
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,416
He realized he was useless and went back.
370
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,333
He chased another car, Alexis.
371
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,250
I don't wanna chase other cars.
372
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,041
It was good while it lasted.
Time to go back.
373
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,916
Maybe for you but not for me.
374
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:27,041
Then this is goodbye?
375
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,708
No, it's not goodbye.
376
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,500
It's a retreat,
because you're a coward, Alexis.
377
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,000
Whatever.
378
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:41,250
You pulled me out of a shithole.
379
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:45,125
That's what you said,
that you pulled me out of a shithole.
380
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,708
Now you're dumping me in another shithole.
What kind of friend are you?
381
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,791
A cowardly one, like you said.
382
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:54,208
My mom's waiting in case you wanna come.
383
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,750
I don't want to.
384
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,916
You and your mom can go to hell!
385
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,291
Okay.
386
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,250
I sold my car for you!
387
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,208
And you owe me half the rent!
388
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,000
Are you sure about this, Alexis?
389
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,166
It's your dream, son.
390
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,458
It was just one fall.
391
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,333
Well, metaphorically speaking.
392
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,750
Can we go now?
393
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,500
-Yes.
-Hello.
394
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,083
Hello.
395
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,291
Okay, I'll wait in the car.
396
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,458
Are you also gonna tell me I'm a coward?
397
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,291
No.
398
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,250
-You're dodging a bullet.
-Oh yeah?
399
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,125
You're the one
who seems to be dodging things.
400
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,208
In the end, who's the one who ran away?
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00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000
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