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Again.
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Okay, Alexis.
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That's all for today.
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He's showing a lot of progress, right?
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In my 40 years as a teacher,
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I've never seen a kid
hate the piano so much.
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You can't force him.
If he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it.
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See you next week.
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Don't listen to her, Alexis.
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You were born to be a pianist.
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I don't want to be a pianist.
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Why not?
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Many blind people
are pianists and do really well.
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That's what I mean.
Why can't I be what I wanna be?
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-What would you like to be, Alexis?
-An actor or a photographer.
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A photographer.
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Or a motorcyclist.
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Can I be a motorcyclist, Mom?
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You can be whatever you want to be.
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You don't understand anything.
He could be the next Beethoven!
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Beethoven was deaf, not blind.
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Exactly my point!
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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LA RIVIERA MOTEL
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Don't you think we can be more than this?
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More than what?
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More than
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worrying about Alexis all the time.
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Yuyo,
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whatever happens, happens.
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You can't wait around for it to happen.
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I'm waiting around for it not to happen.
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You can't tie yourself down like this
is what I'm trying to say.
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It's not him who needs to learn
to live without us.
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It's us who need to learn
to live without him.
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When was the last time
we did something together
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without the world revolving around Alexis?
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Let's seize the day.
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Let's do some silly tourist thing.
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Then, we'll go visit Alexis,
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say goodbye,
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and go back to Querétaro.
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We got you now, asshole!
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-Let's go!
-Get in.
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Thought I wouldn't find you, fucking Lalo?
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-Go.
-Damn it, Charly!
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You gotta watch your crutches.
They've been stolen twice.
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Dude, don't you need one of those
special plates to park here?
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Look at us.
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Do you think we need
to prove we're disabled?
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Obviously not.
Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen.
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Hand me one.
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-Take it.
-There you go.
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-Your mop.
-Thanks.
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Carrying all this cash
is making me nervous.
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I don't know why you withdrew
all your savings from the bank.
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Whose card was emptied last night?
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Some guy who stuffed a candyflip up--
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Okay.
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I get it.
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That's enough.
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Here.
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-Do you see your crutches?
-No, bro.
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I see every crutch that's ever been made
since the first cripple set foot on earth.
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If you had eyes, you'd lose a leg
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just to get on one of these beauties.
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Hey, guys!
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How can I help you?
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I'm looking for some crutches.
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Mine were stolen last night.
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That's the only kind we sell here, man.
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Stolen?
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They're the best.
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For every pair you get,
someone comes to replace the stolen ones.
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You get it.
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Those, the ones that aren't crooked.
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How much?
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I guess you'll have to prove
you're disabled after all.
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Sorry.
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Beat it, asshole!
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Take your shit!
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You have one day, Lalo. One day!
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Let's go.
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Are you telling me we're not disabled?
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That's what I said.
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A blind man and a cripple?
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Bureaucratically.
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You're not disabled bureaucratically.
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And what happens
if we apply for disabled plates?
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Right now?
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It's easier to get diplomatic plates
than disabled plates.
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Applying for them is a huge ordeal.
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Pay your ticket.
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Take your cavemobile,
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and then apply for plates
so you don't get screwed next time.
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Dude, we can't afford the ticket.
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We need the money for the contest.
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He might not even let you participate.
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He'll let me participate!
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And what about my car?
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It'll have to stay here, sorry.
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Seriously?
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Who was the idiot
who parked in a handicapped spot?
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The disabled idiot,
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who, by the way, had another
disabled idiot in the passenger seat.
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You don't understand that
if you're not bureaucratically disabled,
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you can't use handicapped parking.
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Sorry for spending my savings
on a car without disability plates
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to come chasing your majesty's dreams.
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Right, all you want is to get
that hunk of junk out of the impound.
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-Pay the ticket!
-Alexis!
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-Too late! I don't want your money!
-Calm down!
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But I d-do want
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your money!
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What the fuck are you doing, Lalo?
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-N-no, no--
-"N-no, no."
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It's not you?
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You thought we wouldn't recognize you
with a mask? Besides, your gun is broken.
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Oh shit, the gun works!
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-Shut up!
-I think he's serious, dude.
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I-I d-don't wanna do this,
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b-but… I need the m-money.
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Okay, Alexis.
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Give him the money.
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I-I'm sorry, friends.
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D-don't look at me.
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-A serenade or something.
-Ex-excuse me!
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What's with him?
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-Yuyo, are you okay?
-Yes.
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Th-this is yours.
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What's with him?
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Oh, no! Is that Alexis?
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What's going on?
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Lalo just mugged us.
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He stole the contest fee.
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What?
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Where's that motherfucker?
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You guys hooked up?
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-What?
-Who?
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No, look.
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Who was that beefy guy
who kicked Alexis's ass?
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My ex-boyfriend.
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Shit, bro, just look what he did to you.
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Can we discuss what just happened?
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We're taking him back now.
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No, he can't know we're following him.
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We gotta think things through, Yuyo.
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-I'm going to my room.
-Go to hell.
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Yeah, chill.
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Are you okay?
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-Yes.
-Are you sure?
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You convinced me to neglect him for a day,
and look what happened.
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What happened is he started
being an adult.
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Being an adult?!
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Did you see who he's with?!
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Charly looks decent next to them!
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We're staying to watch him,
and that's final!
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If you're not gonna do
anything for my son, I am.
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Couldn't he mug someone else
to pay his mother's gambling debt?
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Without my help, he's only mugging crip…
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-People like you.
-Us, right.
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And we made a promise.
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What an effective program, Maya.
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Don't tell me.
My heart is in pain. It's torn to pieces.
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Fucking Lalo, if he'd only told us,
we would've found a way to help him.
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-The good news is his debt is paid.
-Not to us.
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I still don't understand
how you two hooked up.
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You're so fucking nosy, Charly!
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If you miss the gossip, you explode!
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One thing led to another, okay?
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It was the adrenaline.
It was the moment. It was
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a mistake that will never
happen again, got it?
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Okay.
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Fine.
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Yes.
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-Cut it out.
-Hey!
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Don't you drive a bug?
Why are we on the subway?
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It's not mine.
It's Killer's. I had to return it.
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Not only do we have to convince that guy
to let you into the contest,
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but without cash,
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we'll have to convince him
to let you participate for free.
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Yeah, that's why
we can't see him at The Pearl.
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We need to find him
in a place where he feels vulnerable.
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I know where this guy will be vulnerable.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-You stole our idea.
-What idea?
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For the contest.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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We want you to let Alexis participate.
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I'm sorry, you can't. No blind people.
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Dude, isn't that discrimination?
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It's not discrimination.
It's safety. He could fall off the stage.
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Unless, of course,
his blindness was temporary.
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Like, if he got pepper sprayed.
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You're still pissed?
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-Can you give us a minute, baby?
-Yeah, sure.
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Maybe two.
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I thought we were friends.
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Okay, Chocho.
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Fine, I lied to you.
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But I admit I was wrong.
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Can you admit you stole our idea?
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I was inspired by it.
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Good, and maybe,
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just maybe
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to thank him for inspiring you
with his idea,
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you'll consider letting him participate.
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-I could consider it.
-Good.
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There is
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a small detail.
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We're short on cash.
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We wanted to know if maybe--
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I'd let you in for free?
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-That's it.
-Exactly, good!
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You read my mind.
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Now read mine.
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Do you know the answer?
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You want equal treatment?
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Pay the 2,000-peso entry fee
and 2,000 for the broken bottles.
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Hey, let's not be so hasty.
We can negotiate and come to an agreement.
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I'll work as a barman.
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No.
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Not as a barman.
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But I have an idea.
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What is this?
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Find out for yourself.
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No fucking way!
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I haven't proposed anything yet.
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I'm not playing a fucking piano.
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You'd only play
for the comedians' entry and exit.
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-No.
-The contest is Fridays and Saturdays.
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Three weekends, it'll be six days of work.
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That will pay for what you broke,
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plus your entry fee.
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You can keep the tips.
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When I think about it,
it's not a bad deal.
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He's not asking you to play the fool.
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I am. The deal requires both of you.
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And what will I do?
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Security guard?
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It's a great joke for the customers.
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Is that your involuntary laugh?
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No, it's a good joke.
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And he'll let you perform the last night?
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Come to think of it, Alexis,
you'd have a great advantage.
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You listen to the other comedians,
analyze their jokes, study the audience.
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We're not doing it.
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Maya has a good point.
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If you win the contest,
you'll recover the Datsun.
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Jimmy has a point.
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Let's see, that leaves one last thing.
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You'll keep the tips as a bonus.
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And you?
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Welcome to The Pearl. Buy some candy?
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No, thanks.
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Just a routine check.
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-Turn around, man.
-This guy's a joke.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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Welcome to the first stand-up contest
at The Pearl!
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Remember, you will be the ones to decide
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who'll win the 25,000-peso prize!
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All right!
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Without further ado, let's introduce
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the first contestant.
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Give a big round of applause for
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Tomás "The Walrus" Rodríguez.
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Let's hear that piano. Hit it, Stevie!
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THE PEARL
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I can't let you in, sir.
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I can't. I said no.
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Where do they think they're going?
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You can't go in. No, sir.
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STAND-UP COMEDY CONTEST
$25,000-PESO PRIZE!
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Lalo!
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Lalo!
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Wait, asshole!
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What's up, asshole?
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Sorry.
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And he tells me, "Your grandma."
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What's up?
281
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Tomorrow's your last day. How do you feel?
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Fantastic.
283
00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:46,958
Hang on.
284
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It's almost your turn on stage.
285
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Are you really that good?
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I don't know.
287
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You must believe you stand a chance.
288
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,166
Otherwise, you wouldn't be doing all this.
289
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,666
-That's not what it's about.
-What's it about?
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You wouldn't understand, Chocho.
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00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,541
By the way,
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they say the next comedian…
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How should I put it?
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He improvises with his surroundings.
295
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That makes you an easy target.
296
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,416
But don't worry, I told him
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not to tell jokes about blind people.
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I couldn't care less.
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All right!
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We're kicking off the night with an old
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friend of the house.
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A round of applause
for Sandro "The Swift."
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Hit it, Stevie!
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Thanks. Good evening.
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00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:53,708
It's kinda hot, no?
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Okay, first of all,
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my friend Mr. Chocho asked me
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not to tell jokes about the blind tonight.
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I'll be respectful and not make it awkward
for our friend the pianist.
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Because he's already let us know
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he doesn't see why it's funny.
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Okay, for starters. Let's see.
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A couple of blind guys walk into a bar.
What does one say to the other?
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00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,000
Why was the blind guy in the desert?
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00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,166
That does it!
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-Wait!
-Go fuck yourself.
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00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,791
Oh, come on, don't go.
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00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,708
Hey man, let me ask you a question.
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Why do your eyes look like balls?
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I was assembled the other way round.
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00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,458
-The other way round?
-Yes.
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00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,416
You wanna see
where they put my eyes, asshole?
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Okay, we get it.
324
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,541
-We get the joke.
-Let me go!
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We get the joke.
326
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Assholes!
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Keep your spirits up, okay?
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A free round on Sandro's tab. All right!
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That's right, yeah!
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00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,291
All right, laugh it up.
331
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,208
What?
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00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,041
Where are you going?
333
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,958
-What happened?
-We had a deal!
334
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,833
If you go now, you can't perform tomorrow.
335
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,541
You and your contest
can go to hell, asshole!
336
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,666
You're finished!
337
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,333
Wait, Chocho.
338
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,875
Don't say anything.
339
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,958
I don't have time for sermons.
I don't wanna hear it.
340
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,416
You don't wanna hear that
they're letting you perform tomorrow?
341
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,833
-What?
-Yeah, I fixed your mess.
342
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:42,416
And you won't have to play the piano.
343
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,916
-For real?
-Yeah.
344
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,958
Who's the fucking best friend
you ever had?
345
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,250
Hell yeah!
346
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,541
How did you do it?
347
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,625
Well, I had to make a small exchange.
348
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:53,958
Exchange?
349
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,750
They're all paid,
350
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,208
all the parking tickets.
351
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,875
Are you having a stroke?
352
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:07,625
I had to pretend I was disabled
for them to release the car.
353
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,833
All right, let's see.
354
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,916
I paid 8,000 pesos in tickets.
355
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Plus 2,000 pesos for the entry fee.
356
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:20,000
Plus 2,000 pesos for the broken bottles.
357
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,500
What about our work?
358
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,666
Breach of contract, bro.
359
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,958
You said you'd work six nights,
you worked five.
360
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541
Should I go on?
361
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,791
-Okay.
-Let's see.
362
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:30,875
That adds up to?
363
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,083
-Twelve.
-Twelve-thousand pesos.
364
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,916
If I value the car at 20,000,
I owe you 8,000 pesos.
365
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,666
Twenty? We agreed on 25,000.
366
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,041
It's got a lot of dents.
367
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,125
I hadn't seen it.
368
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:43,625
Okay, now.
369
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:47,000
Seven thousand, eight thousand.
370
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:51,000
There you go. It's been a pleasure
doing business with you.
371
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,291
{\an8}MEXICO CITY
PRIVATE TRANSPORT
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{\an8}Hold on.
373
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,791
I can't give you a ride.
374
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,583
I'm picking up friends.
375
00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:04,500
See you
376
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,000
at The Pearl.
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00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,125
THE PEARL
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00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,416
EXCLUSIVE - THE PEARL
379
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,250
Okay now, what's your stage name?
380
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,000
Alexis "Little Egg Eyes."
381
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,625
-Okay.
-Cool, dawg.
382
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:33,666
-What's your dad doing here?
-My dad?
383
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,291
Hi, guys.
384
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,416
Why's Civil Protection with him?
385
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,750
Carmen, take Alexis off the list.
386
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,583
-No!
-What? Why?!
387
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,375
-No!
-Hold on!
388
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,208
No. Why?
389
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:56,125
I've been investigating this place.
390
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,875
And it breaks all kinds of codes, right?
391
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,708
You're in danger, son. I came to save you.
392
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,333
Why don't you understand
I don't need saving?
393
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,208
Well, after what I've seen,
394
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,250
I don't agree with you.
395
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,958
You've been spying on me?
396
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:11,416
No.
397
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,208
I wanted to do this
with as little help as possible!
398
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,125
Alexis.
399
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,416
Where's he going?
400
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,833
I want nothing to do with this.
401
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:22,375
-Catch!
-Hey.
402
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,833
Your car's parked outside.
403
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,208
It's your car.
I'm borrowing it. We're gonna fix this.
404
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,041
Jimmy, write Alexis's name
back on the board.
405
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,000
I can't write too good.
406
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:32,916
I'll write it.
407
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:35,666
Alexis, wait.
408
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,583
Wait up!
409
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,333
I failed.
410
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,541
You didn't even let me try.
411
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:44,500
I just wanted you
to have a little fucking faith in me.
412
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,750
For what, son?
413
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,375
To be a comedian?
414
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:51,083
-Why do you want to tell jokes?
-Because I'm sick of this!
415
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:54,125
Since I was a kid,
you've been telling me what I can't do.
416
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,125
Someone's always telling me
what I can and can't do.
417
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,750
I'm not the problem. You're the problem.
418
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,833
You can go straight to hell!
419
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,875
Watch out!
420
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,416
Are you all right?
421
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,875
-Mom?
-Are you all right?
422
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,625
You're spying on me too?
423
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,333
Are you all right, son?!
424
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,875
What's wrong with you?!
425
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,458
Let me go!
426
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,666
What are you doing? I said no!
427
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,958
Yuyo, what are you doing?
You can't take him.
428
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:34,375
-We're going to Querétaro!
-Yuyo, stop the car! You can't do this!
429
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,125
-I don't care! We're leaving now!
-You're crazy!
430
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:40,000
-Let me out now!
-No!
431
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,500
-Let me out! I said let me out!
-No!
432
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,708
No, Alexis!
433
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,791
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