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So if you elect me
to the Board of Supervisors...
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...I will work to integrate your wisdom
and your experience into the...
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Into the...
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Into the running
of the city of San Francisco.
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- They're not istening.
- Yes, they are. You're doing fine.
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Anybody from out of town?
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Any birthdays?
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Any surgery you'd ike to tak about?
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- See?
- Go back to the speech.
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Because in every culture except ours,
the elderly are revered...
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...and considered a national treasure.
And I believe that...
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I believe that you have so much to give,
that you have a special responsibility...
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...to shape the future of our city.
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If only someone
would give you a chance.
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Excuse me.
That is very nice...
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...but 'm trying
to make a speech here, okay?
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When I was a little girl...
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...some of my fondest memories were
sitting on my great-grandmother's knee...
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...and I can remember being in awe
of all the things she knew...
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...and all the places she had...
What is the matter with you people?
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'M trying to bring some dignity
and some quality...
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...into the few years that you have left.
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This can't be news to you.
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Well, you got them now.
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Vote for Dharma.
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Thanks for the pudding.
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- I stunk.
- No, you didn't.
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Oh, come on, those old people
hated my speech.
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Well, telling them
they were all gonna die soon...
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...wasn't exacty, "have a dream."
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T doesn't matter what said...
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...they just wanted to party
like it was 1929.
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Why didn't you tak about your idea
for a senior education center?
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They made me mad,
I took it away from them.
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Pus, Greg, what if can't get
the city to build one?
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- Don't wanna ie to them.
- You don't have to ie.
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All you have to do
is say something like:
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"Magine a San Francisco with
a brand new senior education center."
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Or, "No one knows better
than I, the importance...
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...of continuing education to seniors."
See what I said there?
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- Nothing.
- Exactly.
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We both know that you' do great things
once you get elected...
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...but first you have to get elected,
and this is how you do it.
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We, Greg, don't you think peope
are tired of being manipulated?
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Honey, I love that you believe that.
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And when you speak from your heart...
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...your face just glows
with an incredible inner beauty.
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Really?
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Thanks.
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You suck. You really suck.
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And beieve, as 'm sure you a do,
that those of us...
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...who have been blessed with more
should take care of those in need.
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I mean, in fact, we should be thankful for
the opportunity to help the less fortunate.
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Sounds like a toilet upstairs is running.
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But et's face it, no one knows
better than I that you feel...
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...that the people paying the taxes
should decide...
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...how that money is spent.
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Imagine a city where responsible people
held the purse strings.
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As someone once said, "f poor peope
knew how to spend money...
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...they woudn't be poor."
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And remember,
when you're voting for me...
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...you are voting for one of your own.
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You are voting for a Montgomery.
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- One of your own?
- Smile and wave, Kitty, smile and wave.
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And no one knows better than I
that what you want is a government...
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...that provides food and shelter
for the sick, for the homeless...
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...and the musicians,
and the performance artists...
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...and those who just need some time
to get their heads together, man.
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And when you're voting for me,
you're voting for one of your own.
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The illegitimate daughter
of two free souls.
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And in conclusion, let me say
that no one knows better than me...
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...and my close friend Jane...
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...the special needs of the gay
and lesbian community.
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- Where did you get the pit hair?
- Cut it off the dog.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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We're heping Dharma.
Come on, give me a little sugar.
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'M sorry, honey.
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That wasn't my best work.
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Are you kidding?
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Honey, I never even knew
that sex with you could be like that.
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Really? It was... It was okay?
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Oh, what just happened between us,
just now, could never be called okay.
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Now, I think somebody
needs to get some rest.
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- Goddess bless you.
- Thank you.
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Dharma, look at this. You got a thousand
dollar check from the Sierra Club.
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National Organization of Women, $500.
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Wow, look at that signature.
Somebody's angry.
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- What's this from the Young Repubicans?
- Junk mail.
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Gadzooks, I wonder what
the Old Republicans give.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Greg, look at this.
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'M getting money from everybody.
Look, they hate each other.
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But they love Dharma.
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- Are you feeling all right?
- I feel great.
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You're burning up.
Abby, does she feel hot to you?
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- Oh, my goodness, she does.
- Should I call a doctor?
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Greg, 'm a icensed hoistic heaer
and an aromatherapist.
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I think I can handle this.
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Okay, Dharma, is there some sort
of internal conflict going on?
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No, we're a getting aong
just fine in here.
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Well, your glands are swollen.
Do you have some unexpressed guilt?
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What does guilt have to do with it?
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Please, Greg,
don't te you how to practice aw.
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- Dharma?
- Don't fee guity about anything.
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You know what, Greg shot a deer once.
Why don't you tak to him?
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It attacked me.
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Dharma, your body
is trying to tell you something.
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- You're running a temperature.
- T's just a bug. No big dea.
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Yeah, well, a bug only flies in
when there's a hoe...
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...in the screen door of your soul.
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Sn't that right, Greg?
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Don't know. 'm not a doctor.
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Listen, I have a big fundraiser tonight.
So if you really wanna help me...
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...whip me up a batch of your famous
eucalyptus snot-buster tea, okay?
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Dharma, you're gonna get sicker if you
don't dea with what's bothering you.
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Thanks for putting that vibe out there.
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T's not my vibe, it's your karma.
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Right?
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You're preaching to the choir, Abby.
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My opponent talks about
using tax dollars to beautify our city.
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But I ask you,
plastic surgeons of San Francisco...
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...how about using some of those
tax dollars to beautify our citizens?
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Don't care how many trees
you plant in Golden Gate Park...
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...it's not gonna hide
those ugly people.
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And in conclusion...
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When was the last time
you went to a doctor?
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This is my first time,
so make a good impression.
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Giddyup, western medicine,
make me well.
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I could write a prescription, but
your symptoms seem to be stress-related.
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Great, so how about a big old
honking bottle of anti-stress-tamines?
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Think he's saying
that you need to slow down.
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Are you kidding me, Greg? I have
a TV interview in a couple of hours.
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- So, doc, are you for HMOs?
- No, 'm not.
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And why would you be?
Here, have a button.
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Don't forget to vote on Tuesday.
What do you got, some antibiotics?
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Some hush-hush experimental drug
only monkeys get?
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Mrs. Montgomery, have you ever
considered something like meditation?
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Oh, dude, you sound like my mother.
Now come on, hook me up!
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Do you have any tranquilizers?
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- No, don't need tranquiizers.
- They're for me.
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We, that's a very interesting offer.
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Rather than running against each other,
we might be able to work together.
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- ' Take it up with my wife.
- We' be ready in two minutes.
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Thank you. Can't guarantee anything
because from the polls she looks good.
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- Real good.
- Better than ever.
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Well, well, well.
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F it isn't my worthy opponent.
Hi there, Ms. Love.
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Oh, my God.
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- Dharma, you have a hump.
- Oh, no, it's an ice pack.
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I threw my neck out sneezing.
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- What's wrong with your eg?
- T's no big dea, it's just a touch of gout.
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Gout?
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T's gout season.
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So, what's going on here?
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You cannot go on like this...
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...and Ms. Love was talking to us
about possibly brokering a deal.
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If you drop out of the race,
' bring you on as an advisor.
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T's a guaranteed way to participate
and get your issues addressed.
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And then maybe
you can rest and get well.
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Are you crazy?
Why don't you drop out and advise me?
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- You want advice? Take this deal.
- Didn't give you the job yet, sister.
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Well, I suggest that
you carefully consider my offer.
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You know what? You're scared.
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'M breathing down your neck
and you're scared.
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My own parents, my husband...
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...turning against me.
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Honey, we're not...
We're not turning against you.
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We're concerned about you.
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We love you, Dharma.
We wanna help you.
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That's why we've turned against you.
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You know what? That's fine.
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F you're not gonna beieve in me,
' just do this on my own.
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- Dharma.
- Honey, are you all right?
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- Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine. Wak it off.
- Come on.
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And that's why the voters of
San Francisco should not consider this...
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...just another local election.
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But as an opportunity
to make a difference in our beloved...
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...city.
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That was Karen Love,
candidate for the Board of Supervisors.
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- Thanks so much for being with us.
- Thanks so much for having me.
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And now et's hear from our other
candidate, Ms. Dharma Montgomery.
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Hi, Say, it's great to be here.
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Dharma, what sets you apart
from the other candidates?
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We, 'm gad you asked.
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I am the only candidate
offering San Francisco a change...
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...without challenging the status quo.
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That makes no sense.
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And nobody knows that better than I.
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Are you okay?
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Fine, just a little case of the hiccups.
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Imagine a San Francisco...
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Okay, I give up. You win, you win.
Can't take it anymore.
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- Who are you talking to?
- My body. T's mad at me.
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All right, you know what?
Listen, I lied, all right?
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'M not a Repubican, hippie, Teamster,
lesbian descendent...
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...of black disabled sharecroppers.
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I just said that
because I wanted everybody to like me.
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'M just a big od one-eyed,
pussy, pimply liar.
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But then again, she's no prize either.
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Honey, honey, honey.
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Oh, God, and I even... My own husband.
I lied to my own husband.
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Honey, 'm sorry.
I should have been honest with you.
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The sex the other night was just awful.
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Here's the part don't get.
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If he can afford rocket-powered skates...
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...why can't he go out
and buy himself dinner?
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T's a metaphor.
We aways want what we can't have.
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Oh, look, he painted a tunnel.
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Edward, but you are supposed
to be looking for the election results.
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They' break into the cartoon
as soon as something important happens.
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Come on, honey.
Everybody's waiting for you.
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Why are we having a victory party?
'M not gonna win.
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We call it a victory party.
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How come you don't turn into
a pussy-eyed freak when you lie?
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'M a awyer.
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Come on. All your friends are out there
and most of them voted for you.
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- Most of them?
- Honey, you looked like Quasimodo.
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Can I have
everyone's attention, pease?
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I just wanna thank you
for all your hard work on the campaign.
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And in my renewed spirit of honesty...
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...I just wanna say,
wow, did I blow this.
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No, no, no, really.
I let you guys down.
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I mean, look at it. I mean, eight weeks
out of your life... gone.
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I mean, you could have learned to swing
dance or gotten a real-estate license...
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...but no, you hopped
on the down-bound train to loser town.
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- What the hell were you people thinking?
- Let's hear it for our candidate, okay?
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Oh, wait, the returns are coming in.
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Despite Dharma Montgomery'sstartling confession earlier this week...
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... exit polls show she's gaining groundon front-runner Karen Love.
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Apparently, Ms. Montgomery knewwhat voters wanted to hear.
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/'m just a big old one-eyed,pussy, pimply liar.
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- Gaining ground?
- What? I mean, are they crazy?
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Dharma, they're responding
to your honesty.
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Honey, /'m sorry.
/ should have been honest with you.
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The sex the other night was just awful.
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How many times
are they gonna show that clip?
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Till it stops being funny.
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Dharma, dear...
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...I forgot to give you
this campaign contribution. Silly me.
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- Kitty, did you just write this?
- No, no, no. Look at the date.
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You know, dear, I was wondering,
you know those emergency vehicles?
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Any way you could get them
to turn the siren down...
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00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,512
...when they pass
through my neighborhood?
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Is this a bribe?
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Would you do it for free?
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Kit, 'm sorry.
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F you want my hep, you're gonna have
to be nice to me like everybody else.
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Dharma, take the check back.
Please, Dharma.
249
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,150
Well, this looks likeit's gonna be a tight race.
250
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With 45 percent of the vote counted,it's still too close to call.
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- Still too close to call.
- T's too cose to ca.
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T's too cose to ca.
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- Come on, Kitty, who's your buddy?
- Well.
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All right.
255
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:12,393
T's too cose to ca, it's too cose to ca,
it's too cose to ca, it's too cose to ca.
256
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,197
With 75 percent of the vote in...
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... it looks like our big old pussy,one-eyed, pimply liar has a slight edge.
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- That's me.
- That's you.
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If I knew it was gonna be this close,
I would have registered to vote.
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Of course,
then they'd know where am.
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Where are you, Larry?
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With 93 percent of the vote in...
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... we're confidentthat we can project a winner.
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/t's been an interesting race,full of excitement and a lot of surprises.
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/n fact, it reminds meof the last Supervisor's election...
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- Oh, just say it.
- ... which came down to the wire.
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But tonight, we have a clear winner.
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- Say my name.
- Karen Love.
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That's not my name.
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No, no, no,
only 93 percent of the votes are in.
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- Listen...
- lf the other 7 percent voted for me...
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...you never know.
- Honey, sorry.
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/ should have been honest with you.
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The sex the other night was just awful.
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T's sti funny.
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- Come on, honey, it's over.
- Not yet.
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- Dharma, 98 percent of the vote is in.
- No, 2 percent is still a lot.
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00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,633
Have you ever had 2-percent milk?
T's sti very fatty.
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- Election for the Board of Supervisorscame down to the wire tonight...
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... with Karen Love the eventual victor.
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Hey.
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I lost.
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00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,512
'M sorry.
284
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,199
What you doing?
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'M going to
congratulate my opponent.
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Hey, Karen, it's Dharma.
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You know, I just want you to know
it was a really great race...
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...and I wish you a lot of luck.
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00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,558
Yeah, and, oh, I was also wondering...
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00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,076
...do you think it's too ate for me to take
that dea where 'm your advisor?
291
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,273
She called me a lunatic.
292
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,396
T's 4 in the morning.
293
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,075
T's 4 in the morning here too.
You don't hear me caing her names.
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- You' get them next time.
- No, it's too much work for nothing.
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You're probaby right.
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- F run again, it' be for mayor.
- No.
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- Mayor Dharma.
- No.
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You can't say no to me
because 'm the mayor.
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- Now, take off your pants.
- Yes, Your Honor.
300
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Over your head.
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