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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Hi, janet.
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Help.
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Thank you. I could
Use some help.
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Jack, can you help me, please?
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huh?
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Janet, listen to
This, would you?
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"Dear sirs, it has
Long been my ambition
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To work in the finest
Restaurant in southern california.
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And..." janet?
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Gee, you know, I'd help
You if you needed it.
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I'm trying to get this
Resume ready for cindy.
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She promised
She'd type it for me.
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Jack, she's only been
Living here two weeks.
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Don't you think that's
Taking advantage?
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Well, it's the least she can
Do after what she's done to me.
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Well, come on.
Accidents do happen.
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Yeah, whenever cindy's
Around, they happen all the time.
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What about my sprained shoulder
Where she hit me with the door?
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- I know.
- or my foot where
She dropped the iron.
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- I know.
- would you care to see where
She hit me with the doorknob?
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No!
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If she weren't
Chrissy's cousin...
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You would have to get somebody
Else to do your typing for you.
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Janet, come here for a second.
I wanna see how you like this.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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"Dear sirs, it has
Long been my ambition
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To work in the finest
Restaurant in southern california.
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With this in mind, I should
Like to apply for a position
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With your wonderful
Establishment.
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Sincerely, your obedient
And humble servant,
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Jack tripper."
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What do you think?
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Don't you think you're
Laying it on a bit thick?
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Janet, there's nothing
Wrong with a little flattery,
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As long as it's sincere.
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Okay, if you think it'll work.
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How can it miss? I'm sending
One to every restaurant in town.
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"My ambition" or...
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Here, jack. Make
Yourself useful.
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Mr. Furley, what happened
To your spathiphyllum?
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My spetho-what?
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Your spathiphyllum.
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Gee, and I've been
Calling it a fern.
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What happened to it?
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Well, I was hoping
You could tell me.
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I've been taking
Very good care of it.
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Making sure it got plenty of
Sunlight, lots of plant food.
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I even dusted it every day.
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Golly, how often
Did you water it?
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Water?
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Mr. Furley, you'd better
Bring that on in here.
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Oh, isn't that the sorriest
Sight you've ever seen?
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Maybe if he took off his hat.
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Not me, the
Spethafa... Spetha...
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- spetha...
- you mean the fern?
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I'll take that.
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- why don't you sit down
And finish your resume.
- all right.
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Resume? You're writing a resume?
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Oh, you gotta let
Me help you with that.
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You're talking to an
Expert in that department.
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And one thing I've
Learned is, you can never
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Underestimate the
Importance of a resume.
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- yeah, mr. Furley...
- how do you think I got this job?
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Your brother owns the building.
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I still had to write a resume.
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Mr. Furley, I really
Appreciate your offer, but I...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What's wrong?
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No. Weak, jack,
Weak. Wishy-washy.
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Wishy-washy?
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Of course, that's your style.
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I should say swishy-swashy.
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Thank you very much.
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It was nice seeing you, but I
Really have to get some work...
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- oh!
- jack? Janet?
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Hi.
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Oh, jack, you'll never
Guess what happened.
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I know what happened.
You came home.
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- wait till you hear it.
- later, later.
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My head's ringing, and I just
Would like to go answer it.
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But, jack.
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Go on, cindy. I'm all ears.
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That's okay. With that
Hat on, nobody'll notice.
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Janet, wait till you hear the funny
Thing that happened at work today.
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Tell me about it.
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Well, I was getting coffee
For my boss, mr. Hadley,
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When jerry williams came
Out of the storeroom.
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What, you were getting
Coffee for your boss?
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That's not the funny part. You
See, when jerry opened the door...
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No, no, no, wait a
Minute, wait a minute.
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- your boss has
Got a broken leg.
- not that I noticed.
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Well, then what were you
Doing getting his coffee?
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Janet, I'm his secretary.
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Cindy, what does that mean?
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Well, it's part of the
Job... Like typing his letters,
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Answering his telephone calls,
Picking up his clothes from the cleaners.
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You pick up his cleaning?
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Ah! Next you'll be out shopping
For his wife's birthday present.
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Oh, no. That was last week.
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I suppose you had to do it on
Your lunch hour, didn't you?
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- no.
- oh, good.
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During lunch hour I
Got his car washed.
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- you didn't.
- didn't what?
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Jack, you're not gonna believe the things
That cindy has been doing for her boss.
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Cindy!
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Shame on you.
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- jack.
- what?
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This is no kidding
Matter. Come on, listen.
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She gets his coffee,
She picks up his cleaning,
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She goes and gets
His car washed,
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She picks out a birthday
Present for his wife.
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Oh, secretarial things.
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What did you say?
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You know, women things.
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- what did you say?
- I hear my yams
Screaming for me.
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Oh! Just like a man!
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I... Oh, cindy.
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You've just got to learn how
To say no every once in a while.
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My father says I should
Say no all the time.
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This is no kidding
Matter. Now, come on.
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Tomorrow, I want you
To go to your office
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And tell your boss
That from now on,
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He can get his own coffee
And he can run his own errands.
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But bosses don't do that.
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What do you think they
Have secretaries for?
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Come here.
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We're going to
Have a little chat.
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About what?
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About dignity, self-respect
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And professionalism.
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Okay, just as long as we
Don't talk about my job.
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Good morning,
Mr. Hadley's office.
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Oh, hi, janet.
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No, I haven't told him yet.
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Because he hasn't come in.
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Yes, janet, I'll tell him
Everything you said.
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No, I'm not gonna
Get his coffee.
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No, I'm not going to...
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He's coming. Bye.
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- good morning.
- good morning, mr. Hadley.
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Good morning, cindy.
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Mr. Hadley, there's something
I'd like to talk to you about.
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It may not seem
Important to you, but I...
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For you.
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I...
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Just thought they might
Brighten up your day.
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Oh, thank you, mr. Hadley.
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They're beautiful.
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Oh, and cindy...
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I'll get your coffee right away.
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Can I help you?
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You already have.
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And I mean that sincerely.
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No, actually I was looking
For a friend of mine, cindy snow.
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She'll be right back.
Why don't you have a seat.
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Oh, thank you. It's
Interesting. Years ago...
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- over there.
- oh.
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Excuse me, of course.
Natural mistake.
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Sorry.
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- oh, hi, jack.
- hi, cindy.
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I'm just about done
Here with your resume.
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- is that it?
- uh-huh.
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Look at...
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Isn't it funny how
A good typing job
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Makes all those lies
Seem almost believable?
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Cindy, my coffee.
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oh, it's right here, mr. Hadley.
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I was just finishing
Up this resume.
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Resume? I hope you're
Not unhappy in your job.
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Oh, no. It's for my
Friend here, jack.
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On company time?
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Who gave you
Permission to do that?
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- it didn't take me long.
- excuse me.
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I'm afraid that's all
My fault, mr. Badley.
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Hadley.
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And if you don't mind, I'm
Talking to my secretary, sonny.
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You know the rules regarding
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Personal business
On company time.
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You mean like, uh,
Getting your coffee?
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What?
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And buying presents
For your wife?
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- jack, I don't think...
- and dropping off your dirty old clothes?
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I had no idea it
Bothered you so much.
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- well, actually...
- why wouldn't it bother her?
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She hired on as a
Secretary, not a maid.
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- jack!
- just a second. I'm not finished.
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And another thing, mr. Badley.
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Hadley.
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I really would suggest to you
That you get your own coffee
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And run your own errands.
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The exercise might
Do you some good.
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He's joking. This
One's always joking.
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If you really feel that way...
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- she does, take my word.
- she does, does she?
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- right.
- then you tell
Her for me...
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Wait a minute! Do you two mind?
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Mr. Hadley, if there's anything
You'd like to talk to me about,
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I wish that you'd
Speak to me directly.
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You're right. I
Feel that way too.
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- good.
- miss snow, you're fired.
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Hey, well,
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I guess he won't be pushing
You around anymore.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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So before cindy had a chance...
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One minute he's giving
Me flowers, and the next...
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Wait, wait, wait, shh. One at
A time, please, one at a time.
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Let's just come over
Here and sit down calmly,
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And we'll discuss it calmly.
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Janet, what's to discuss? The
Poor girl got fired, and that's that.
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Aah!
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Jack. Getting fired?
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The poor kid. I feel terrible.
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Oh, janet, don't go
Blaming yourself.
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Why would I blame myself?
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Well, after all, you did
Goad her into taking a stand.
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Jack, I didn't goad anybody.
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I merely suggested
That she tell her boss...
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- to run his own errands.
- and...
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And is that what got her fired?
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- then it is my fault.
- well.
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Oh.
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Oh, cindy, I'm so sorry.
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There, there. You
Couldn't help it, janet.
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All I was doing was
Typing jack's resume.
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Oh, listen, I'm gonna
Make this up to you.
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Jack's resume?
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00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,232
What's done is done. Let
Me go see about dinner.
247
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,401
No! Go on, cindy.
248
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,270
And hadley said it was
Against company rules.
249
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,106
And that's what
Got you fired, right?
250
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,274
oh, no.
251
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,075
See? Soup's on. Excuse me.
252
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,610
Stay!
253
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,313
Jack told hadley that running his
Own errands would be good for him.
254
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,314
I see.
255
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,938
Because he was too fat.
256
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,086
My fault?
257
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,921
- why, you rat!
- janet,
258
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,590
Would you please
Take care of cindy?
259
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,425
The poor girl just got fired.
260
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,660
Ah! Oh.
261
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,161
I've got it, jack.
262
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,797
- your problems are over.
- got what?
263
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,300
The perfect opening
To your resume.
264
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,403
"Tripper's the name,
Cooking's my game."
265
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,905
Mr. Furley, I really
Don't think this is the time.
266
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,940
"If it's a chef
You're looking for
267
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,942
With skills that are unique,
268
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,679
Then look no
Farther, I'm your man,
269
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,469
Or so to speak."
270
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,724
It's not that bad.
271
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,126
Mr. Furley, cindy got fired.
272
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,894
- she did?
- mm-hmm.
273
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,564
Well, don't you worry
About a thing, cindy.
274
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,967
I'll start working on your
Resume right away. Let's see.
275
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,204
Mr. Furley, why don't you do your
Thinking downstairs? That would help us.
276
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,874
I got it, I got it! "Cindy's my
Name, shorthand's my game."
277
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,876
- that's good.
- "Have typewrit..."
278
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,400
"Will travel!"
279
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,780
Jack? Jack.
280
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,204
You got cindy fired, now
You have got to apologize.
281
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,853
Yeah, you're right.
282
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,021
Mm-hmm.
283
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,722
Cindy, I'm sorry. I had no...
284
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,192
Jack, not to cindy, to her boss.
285
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,483
Are you kidding? He'd
Throw me out the window.
286
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,553
Oh.
287
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,167
Well, it's...
288
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,236
It's only on the fourth floor.
289
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,425
Okay.
290
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,338
Yes?
291
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,540
I can come back.
292
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,589
Well, what is it?
293
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:10,192
Oh, no, see, I just wanted to
Speak to mr. Hadley for a second.
294
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:13,062
- do you have an appointment?
- no, ma'am, I don't.
295
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,798
I'd just like to go in and do a
Little groveling, and I'll be right out.
296
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:19,001
Nobody gets in
Without an appointment.
297
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,225
- no, see, I was just...
- nobody!
298
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,199
Don't sit down.
299
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,913
What?
300
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:35,439
I have never seen anything
More graceful in my life.
301
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,990
What... What are
You talking about?
302
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,559
You! The way you moved.
303
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,329
You just floated
Right out of that chair.
304
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,153
it was sheer poetry in motion!
305
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,072
- me!
- no, wait now.
306
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,896
Stop me if I'm getting too personal,
But were you ever a ballerina?
307
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,711
Well, no,
308
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,414
But I did take tap dancing
Lessons, and my teacher said...
309
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,416
Well, she was right, wasn't she?
310
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,886
Would you do me a favor?
Would you walk for me?
311
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,220
Well, I really...
312
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,322
The girls today, they
Don't walk, they bounce,
313
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,824
But you seem to glide.
314
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,727
Would you walk and glide for me?
315
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,494
Would you, please?
316
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,430
You see?
317
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,766
It's all in the posture.
See, I hold my head high.
318
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,969
But don't stop, don't stop.
319
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,205
It would be like
Shooting a bird in flight.
320
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,739
- oh!
- continue, please.
321
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,741
Walk and glide. I'm
Right behind you.
322
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,467
Look at this! It's
Poetry, it's poetry!
323
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,605
Ah, a secretary's
Job is never done.
324
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,941
You!
325
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,723
Is there something
I can do for you?
326
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,948
Well, as a matter
Of fact, there is.
327
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,221
Oh.
328
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,371
Oh!
329
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:06,274
Come on, cindy. Take it easy.
330
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,277
How can I take it easy?
I've just lost my job.
331
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,514
Well, oh, look...
332
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,349
It's not the end of the world.
333
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,252
Oh.
334
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,253
Yes?
335
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,988
- I'm mr. Hadley.
- oh.
336
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,323
So you're mr. Hadley.
337
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,992
I'd like to have a
Word with cindy.
338
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,393
Oh, you would?
339
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,129
Well, I'm sure that
She's got a word for you.
340
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,197
Mr. Hadley, what
Are you doing here?
341
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,832
I can only stay a minute.
342
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,835
I just came by to apologize and
Ask you to come back to work.
343
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,871
Ah, what are you
Standing there for?
344
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,606
Come on in! Come right on in.
345
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,175
- there you go.
- this is my friend,
Janet wood.
346
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,510
- hi.
- hello.
347
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,178
I happened to mention to my wife
348
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,015
The circumstances
Connected with your dismissal,
349
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,851
And, uh, she told me
I was way out of line.
350
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,676
Uh, seems she's
Always saying that.
351
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,666
Then why don't you fire her?
352
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,461
Sorry.
353
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,963
I was wrong and I admit it,
354
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,798
And I'd like you to come
Back to work tomorrow.
355
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,466
Well, mr. Hadley, I
Don't really know...
356
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,468
Of course there'd be a raise.
357
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,404
A raise? I accept!
358
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,439
- hang on a second. Not so fast.
- but, janet...
359
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,441
- I got a couple questions.
- no, janet.
360
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,976
I don't like questions.
361
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,511
Cindy, let me do this.
362
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,813
Would cindy still have
To get your coffee?
363
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,449
- no.
- would she have to run
Your errands for you?
364
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,051
She wouldn't have to do
Anything except her job.
365
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,587
Oh.
366
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,989
Okay, we accept.
367
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,791
Oh, thank you, janet!
368
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,993
- those were good questions.
- thank you.
369
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,962
Excuse me one second.
370
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,531
Cindy's worries are over.
371
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,933
This resume will get
Her a job in no time at all.
372
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,368
Listen to this, cindy.
373
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,670
Mr. Furley, this is
Cindy's boss, mr. Hadley.
374
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,239
Oh, how do you do?
375
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,740
- he the one that fired her?
- yes.
376
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,108
It's even better,
I'll try it out on him.
377
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,911
"My name is cindy
And this is no hype.
378
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,347
Need someone to
Do 50 words a minute?
379
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,538
Then I'm just your type."
380
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,341
Type. Get it?
381
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,324
What do you think?
382
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,660
She's got the job.
383
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,729
This worked even
Better than I thought.
384
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,998
If you ever get fired
Again, let me know.
385
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,182
I got a million of 'em.
386
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,144
Harriet.
387
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,346
Janet, and this is cindy.
388
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,381
- I'd like you to
Meet my wife.
- hello.
389
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,351
I wouldn't have stayed in the car
If I thought it would take this long.
390
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,986
I was just leaving, dear.
391
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,556
- have you told miss snow
You want her back?
- oh, yes, he has.
392
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,692
As long as you're here, why
Don't you help us celebrate?
393
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,327
- I just made fresh coffee.
- that'd be lovely.
394
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:42,731
- oh, I'll get it.
- just a minute, cindy.
395
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,567
This time, let me
Get the coffee.
396
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,023
Okay.
397
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,641
Oh, my, there may
Be hope for him yet.
398
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,512
Mrs. Hadley, I'd like to thank you
For helping cindy get her job back.
399
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,381
Think nothing of it. We
Women have to stick together.
400
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,750
Cindy, janet! Wait'll
You hear what happened.
401
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,787
- jack, this is mrs. Hadley.
- not now, janet.
402
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,355
I have a feeling you're
Gonna get your old job back.
403
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,857
How did you know that?
404
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,161
You know that girl who
Works in your office, sheila?
405
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,263
- you mean sexy sheila?
- yes.
406
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,600
I happened to walk in on
Sexy sheila and your boss,
407
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,824
And mr. Hadley
Was behavin' badly.
408
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:30,000
What's wrong with...
Had... Mrs. Hadley?
409
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,270
Mr. Hadley.
410
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,619
Well, of course I felt
Like an absolute fool
411
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,655
When I realized it only
Looked like mr. Hadley,
412
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,323
Only taller, with a moustache,
413
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,659
You see, because I was
In the wrong office.
414
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,860
I was in 322 instead of 422.
415
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,163
In fact, it was the wrong
Building across the street.
416
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,831
Actually, it was
The wrong street.
417
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,122
I'm not even sure
About the, uh, city.
418
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,506
Charles, I warned you.
419
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,843
Please, harriet, the boy's trying
To explain. He made a mistake.
420
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,411
You're the one who's made
The mistake. Out, out, out!
421
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,715
Yes, dear.
422
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,517
You can forget about
That job, young lady.
423
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,218
She'll do no such thing.
424
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,721
I like to know what's
Going on in that office,
425
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,924
And cindy's just the
One to keep me posted.
426
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,726
Right, charles?
427
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,461
Right, dear.
428
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,045
I'll see you in the
Morning, miss snow.
429
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,769
You know, he used to cheat on
His first wife with his secretary.
430
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,571
He told you that?
431
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,262
I was his secretary.
432
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,746
- oh, we did it, we did it!
- that was great!
433
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,381
Oh, I'm so glad I
Got your job back.
434
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,451
I knew I could do it. I mean...
435
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,387
Hey, it was my idea.
436
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,122
Well, maybe so, janet,
437
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,691
But I was the one who
Went to her office.
438
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:53,662
Jack, only because
I made you go.
439
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,265
Yeah? Well, just remember, there
Wouldn't have been any job to get back
440
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,723
If I hadn't gotten her
Fired in the first place.
441
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,042
I'll tell you what,
We'll share the credit.
442
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,511
Okay. It doesn't matter anyway.
443
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,281
The only thing that matters is that
Cindy's going back to work tomorrow, right?
444
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,249
- that's right.
- wrong.
445
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,252
- wrong?
- did you actually think
I'd take that job?
446
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,654
But mr. Hadley said it
Was gonna be different.
447
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,657
You won't have to be
Nursemaid anymore.
448
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,592
And he did mention a raise.
449
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,860
Janet, I'm a
Secretary, not a spy.
450
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:26,929
Huh?
451
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,730
If I went back to
Mr. Hadley's office,
452
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,565
I couldn't respect myself.
453
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,067
I'll find another job,
454
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,569
Where I can respect my
Boss and he can respect me.
455
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,372
And you two can respect me too.
456
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,007
Oh.
457
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,209
- hey.
- aw.
458
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,710
I'm very proud of you.
459
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,413
I'm very proud of you too.
460
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,315
Oh, I feel so good.
461
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,838
You certainly do.
462
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,988
This calls for a celebration.
463
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,792
- why don't I open up
A bottle of wine?
- oh, let me!
464
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,795
- oh, oh, I know.
- that's the bad toe.
465
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,331
The bad one, but listen,
I know it hurts, jack,
466
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,200
But are you actually gonna
Let her open up wine by herself?
467
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,702
Oh, you're right. That's glass.
468
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,993
- uh-huh. - cindy? Cin... Oh!
469
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,509
Red or white?
470
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,001
How about black and blue?
471
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,877
Hello?
472
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:52,781
Hello?
473
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:56,051
Hello, janet? Oh,
I'm so glad you're up.
474
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,854
Chrissy? Do you
Know what time it is?
475
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,611
No. I'll go find out.
476
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,131
it's 2:30!
477
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,465
It's 2:30?
478
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,768
Chrissy, what are
You doing up at 2:30?
479
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,704
Well, I had this dream about
You and I just had to call.
480
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,372
you had a dream about me?
481
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,742
Yeah. Oh, janet,
It was so awful.
482
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,077
I dreamed I was walking
Down this street,
483
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,847
And all of the sudden I found
Myself in the middle of the woods,
484
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,616
And it kept getting
Darker and darker.
485
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,117
And then it started to rain,
486
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,320
and the faster I
Walked, the darker it got.
487
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,821
And then I heard the animals.
488
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,323
I don't know what
Kind they were,
489
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,824
But they weren't
Wagging their tails.
490
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,159
And then all of the
Sudden this big, scary thing
491
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,161
Jumped out at me,
And then I woke up.
492
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,119
Oh, janet, it was terrible.
493
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,403
- was that it?
- yeah.
494
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,774
You said you had a dream about
Me, chrissy. Where do I come in?
495
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,331
Oh, well, I was on my
Way home to see you.
496
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,816
Hey, chrissy, you wanna
Hear about my dream?
497
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,418
- yeah.
- good.
498
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,875
I'll call you back
When I've had it.
499
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:44,893
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