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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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This is the third
Time this month
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The sink has been
Clogged up, you know.
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We tried clearing the drain
Ourselves with a coat hanger.
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Yeah, I know. Here it is.
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- now hear this!
- what?
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Never, I repeat never,
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Leave the strainer
Off the drain.
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Look at all these bottle caps
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And wine corks. What
Are they doing in there?
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We kind of had a
Little party last night.
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A party?
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And you didn't invite your
Sexy, swinging neighbor?
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Yeah, larry was here.
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Well see, it wasn't
Actually a party.
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- oh?
- it was kind
Of a pre-party.
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Like the boston pre-party.
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No, see jack passed the written
Part of his final exam yesterday,
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But today he has to
Take the cooking part
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And then this afternoon we'll
Know if he's gonna graduate or not.
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But we know he will and he
Knows he will and you know he will,
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So we will and
You will, won't you?
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I will what?
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Come to the real party we're giving
Him tonight. Weren't you listening?
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I think the drain is clear,
But my head is clogged.
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Now I'll just connect
This pipe back up here.
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- chrissy?
- yeah?
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- you turn the water on
When I say when.
- okay.
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Mr. Furley, when
You get finished there
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The sink in the bathroom
Could sure use some help too.
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Can I ever get a moment's
Peace around here?
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We'll make it up to you.
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Sure, when?
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oh, mr. Furley... Oh, oh!
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What's the big idea?
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Well, you said when.
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What a party.
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I swear I will
Never drink again.
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Why does my... Why
Does my chest hurt?
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- don't you remember?
- no.
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Last night, after
Everybody else left,
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You stayed up trying to
Suck an olive through a straw.
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Aspirin, where are the aspirins?
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They're in the
Cabinet. I'll get some.
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Hurry up, chrissy,
My head's pounding.
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It's not your head, it's furley.
He's working on the drain.
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- huh?
- he's fixing the sink.
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Hi, jack.
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The girls told me you'll be
Graduating soon. Congratulations.
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Thanks, mr. Furley.
In a few days
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I will be a full-fledged chef
And you know what that means.
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You can wear an
Apron over your dress?
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Well, I'll just go back to work.
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- here you go, jack.
- thanks, chrissy.
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Soon I'll be making steady money
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And we'll be able to
Get the rent in on time.
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- time... What time is it?
- it's a little after 10:00.
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Oh my god, I'm late for my test.
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I gotta go. I'll see you later.
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- good luck, - yeah, good luck.
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And so, class, after
Three long years,
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It's come down to
This, your final exam.
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And now, as I look at
Your smiling faces, I say...
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What are you so happy about?
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Cooking is a serious business.
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So wipe off those stupid grins.
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That's better.
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Dean, dean, I'm...
Dean travers...
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My alarm didn't go off, the
Bus was late, I missed my stop,
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- I had to run five blocks...
- tripper.
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- just say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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That's not good enough.
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- now get to your place.
- yes, sir.
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- oh, excuse me.
- now soon you'll be making
The transition
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from lowly student
To illustrious alumni.
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What's the matter, tripper?
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Two at home aren't
Enough for you?
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Yes... No, no, sir, no,
No... Look, what I mean is...
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I didn't know it was
Loaded. I'm... I'm sorry, sir.
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Excuse me. It was an accident.
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Tripper, you're an accident.
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Now, you'll all be preparing
The same dish for your final.
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any implements or
Ingredients you'll need
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you'll find at your
Usual stations.
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I will now announce
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The dish you'll be making.
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This is the moment you've
All been waiting for.
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The envelope, please.
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And the dish is...
Coulibiac de saumon
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Or salmon in a pastry shell.
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Now, there will be no
Assistance given to anyone
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And of course, no talking.
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Uh, mr. Travers...
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If you were trying to
Attract my attention, tripper,
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You've succeeded.
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I just wanted to know
If there was a time limit.
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Yes. Now, you'll have
An hour and a half
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To prepare your
Dish for the oven.
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Okay?
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Get on your mark. Get set. Cook!
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- hey, jack, how many?
- how many what?
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- onions.
- I can't tell you. You heard the dean.
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But do we grill the
Mushrooms or saute them?
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Ben, will you leave
Me alone, please?
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- all I want to know...
- I can't tell you!
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Can't tell you what, tripper?
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I can't tell you how much I've
Appreciated you being my teacher.
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I'll accept that.
Now no more talking.
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Fini.
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Jack, can I borrow
Your finger for a minute?
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If you play your cards right,
You can have the whole body.
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It's for my apron,
It's come undone.
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- would you put your
Finger on the knot - oh, sure.
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- and I'll tie the bow.
- yeah.
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- thanks.
- my pleasure. Uh, sheila, sheila!
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Tripper...
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Do you know what the
Teapot said to the teacup?
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- no, what?
- I'm getting steamed.
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Yeah... Excuse me, sir.
Can I get my finger back?
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we're... It just got caught.
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You'll have to fix
That. Sorry, never...
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Not another word...
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- finished at last.
- janet, what do you
Think of my sign?
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Congraduations?
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Chrissy, you made a mistake.
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No, no, I was gonna say
Congratulations on your graduation.
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But then I ran out of room, so
I just wrote congraduations.
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Think jack will get it?
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Yeah, if you sign it.
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I can't wait to give
Jack his present.
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Me either. I got to
Show you what I got him.
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I'll show you what I got, too.
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I know this is the perfect gift.
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Okay, what do you think?
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Well, one of us is gonna have to take
Their hat back and get something else.
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That's a great idea. Will you have
Time to do it before jack gets here?
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I'll get it.
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Hey, why should I...
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Was there a sale or something?
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I don't believe it. You
Got jack a chef's hat too?
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No, this is chef's hat three.
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I've got a bottle of champagne
Back at the apartment.
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I'll give him that instead.
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- okay.
- jack, he's coming up
The stairs.
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- oh no, he's early. Get in.
- we'll surprise him.
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- okay, let's hide.
- keep the hats on.
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All: surprise!
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I guess he didn't like the hats.
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Hey, jack. What's the matter?
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Nothing. I just
Failed my final exam.
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- - wha... You failed? How?
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By flunking.
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That means I'm not
Going to graduate.
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Oh no.
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Oh, jack.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, but this is not
The end of the world.
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You can take that
Test again next year.
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Janet, I cannot afford to go
On being a student forever.
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I'm not going back to school.
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Wait a minute. You're very
Upset, and rightfully so,
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But don't go making
Decisions till you think it over.
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I have thought it over. I'm gonna
Forget about becoming a great chef.
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Yeah, but you are a great chef.
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That soup you made yesterday
Was the best I ever tasted.
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Chrissy, that soup
Came out of a can.
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- oh.
- larry: look...
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Jack, you know what
You ought to do?
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I know what I ought to
Do. I ought to take off.
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Hey, great idea. That's
It, take a vacation.
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When you get back, everything
Will look better to you.
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You don't understand. I'm
Not coming back. I'm moving out.
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Oh, gosh.
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I don't believe it.
Jack moving out.
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What do we do?
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Maybe I can help.
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- oh larry, would you?
- yeah, sure.
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It'll be a big sacrifice, but...
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Oh, what the heck.
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I'm willing to move in
And take jack's place.
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- jack.
- listen, jack, we want
To talk about this.
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I just wanted to give you my
Share of the rent before I leave.
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Well, okay, uh...
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- where you gonna go?
- I don't know.
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I may go home and help
My father with his business.
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I don't know. There's
Just nothing for me here.
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Jack, we're here.
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- what about us?
- yeah?
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Surprise!
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Hi, jack, what's cooking?
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I guess I really
Bowled him over, huh?
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Hey, why the long faces?
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Jack failed his cooking
Exam and he's gonna move out.
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Move out?
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It's a good thing I
Showed up when I did.
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Jack?
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It's time you and I had a talk,
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Just the two of
Us. Now hear this.
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What's all this about
You running away?
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Don't you know that when the
Going gets tough the tough get going?
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So you failed, big
Deal. Look at me.
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I've failed almost
Everything I've ever tried.
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I've never really
Amounted to anything.
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My whole life has just been
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One big failure after another.
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I'm the laughingstock
Of my family.
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The only reason I have
This job is because my...
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My brother owns the building.
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If you can wait until
Tomorrow, I'll go with you.
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I'm so depressed.
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That's it. I'm gonna go pack.
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Hey, hey, wait a
Second. Now look.
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Maybe you didn't fail.
Maybe they made a mistake.
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No, larry, I made the mistake.
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I just can't understand how.
I mixed all the ingredients.
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I wrapped the salmon in
The dough and I put it in the...
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Sheila's apron!
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You should have
Put it in the oven.
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That must have
Been when he did it.
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I should never have
Turned my back on him.
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I wouldn't turn my back
On a guy named sheila either.
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Not sheila, ben.
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I turned my back on ben when
I helped sheila tie her apron.
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Ben must have switched
His dish with mine.
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Oh, I knew it. Jack, I knew
That you couldn't fail.
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Look, all you have to do now
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Is just tell dean travers
And then you can graduate.
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Forget it, janet,
I can't prove it.
243
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,382
I didn't actually see him do it
And he'd never believe me anyway.
244
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,717
Come on, there must be
Something that we can do.
245
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,319
- wait, wait, I got it.
- what?
246
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,187
Look, all you've got to do
247
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,224
Is get this guy ben to admit
In front of dean travers
248
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,860
That he pulled the old switcheroo
On jack. You're home free.
249
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,196
- that's a wonderful idea.
- great idea.
250
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,231
- glad I could help.
- hold it, hold it.
251
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,434
Wait. How... How do we
Get ben and the dean
252
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,502
Together at the same
Place at the same time?
253
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,071
How do we get ben to confess?
254
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,415
Can't you figure these
Tiny details out yourself?
255
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,779
- oh, thanks, larry. He was a big help.
- oh yeah.
256
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,249
- no, he was, he was. I know how to do it.
- how?
257
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,106
- by using my secret weapon.
- what secret weapon?
258
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,976
- you two.
- what?
259
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,595
Jack, how do I look?
260
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,930
- whoa, you
Look sensational.
- thanks.
261
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,600
Dean travers will be
Drooling all over the carpet.
262
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,002
You're really right
About him, he is a leach.
263
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,004
Listen, when I invited
Him to come over,
264
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,140
He practically jumped at
Me right through the phone.
265
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:01,677
I know, you've got to remember
To keep dean travers in the kitchen.
266
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,280
I don't want ben to see him
Before chrissy gets him to confess.
267
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,649
- no, no.
- I don't know if I'll
Be able to do it.
268
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,651
Chrissy, of course you will.
269
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,086
Just play that word
Association game I taught you.
270
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,889
- it's bound to trip him up.
- you don't think he'll
Suspect anything?
271
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,659
No, that's why I had sheila call him
To arrange the date with you, see?
272
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,960
- I hope nothing goes wrong.
- nothing'll go wrong.
273
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,697
- and I'll be close
By if you need me.
- where?
274
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,699
I'll be in the bathroom.
275
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,243
- the bathroom?
- good luck, you'll
Be great.
276
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,376
Well, dean travers. I'm
So glad you could come.
277
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,801
Come in.
278
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,885
Well, uh... Gosh, I
Hope you don't think
279
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,954
It was too forward of me to phone
Up and invite you over that way.
280
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,328
It's just that I felt that with
Jack having moved out and all
281
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,297
It was time that you and I got
To know each other better.
282
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,433
Really? Did you
Say jack moved out?
283
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,001
Yeah, just today.
284
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,037
Oh, I'm sorry. You
Remember chrissy?
285
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,375
I'll get it.
286
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,478
Gosh, that'll be chrissy's date.
287
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,848
Why don't you and I go into
Another room so we can be alone?
288
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,850
- you mean...
- yes, the kitchen.
289
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,407
Oh.
290
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,525
- hi.
- uh, chrissy snow?
291
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,183
- yeah, come on in.
- wow.
292
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,434
Why does a doll like
You need a blind date?
293
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,770
- I'm very shy.
- oh.
294
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,834
Come sit on the couch with me.
295
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,344
Oh, well, I'm real shy too.
296
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,235
Uh, do you like to play games?
297
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,433
That's what I'm here for.
298
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,489
Well, uh, let's play
Word association.
299
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,193
Oh, well, that's not
Quite what I had in mind.
300
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,295
See, I'll say a word
And then you say
301
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,698
The first thing that
Comes into your mind, okay?
302
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,868
- light.
- um, dark.
303
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,092
- hot.
- cold.
304
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,840
- switch.
- hitter.
305
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,176
That's not right.
306
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,712
Oh, what should I have said?
307
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,780
- salmon.
- ah.
308
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,738
Excuse me, I've gotta
Go to the bathroom.
309
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,223
Jack, it's not working.
What am I gonna do?
310
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,158
Flirt with him.
311
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,394
- flirt with him?
- yeah, chrissy, you know.
312
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,095
I can't... I don't
Know how to do...
313
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,253
Just flirt with him
And get him to confess.
314
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,583
Hi. Did you miss me?
315
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,708
Yeah. What'll we play next?
316
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,357
Confession.
317
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:05,015
See, I'll tell you something
And then you tell me something.
318
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,699
Do you wanna know
319
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,056
What a bad girl I've been?
320
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,395
Yeah. Go, go, go!
321
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:23,078
Well, my mother
Baked a cake once
322
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,838
And I switched the
Sugar and the salt.
323
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,443
Isn't that awful?
324
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,357
Shocking, yes.
325
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,226
Okay, now you confess something.
326
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,763
Well, I'll confess that I, uh...
327
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,865
Can't keep my hands off you.
328
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:46,502
Have some wine. You
Just say when, okay?
329
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,904
As soon as I finish that drink.
330
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,540
- okay.
- argh!
331
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,109
- oh.
- no, I'll just, uh...
332
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,446
- clean up in the bathroom.
- no, you can't use
The bathroom.
333
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,815
- why not?
- because...
334
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,350
My pantyhose are
Hanging all over the place.
335
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,386
So?
336
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,343
Well, you can see
Right through them.
337
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,462
Dean travers...
Look, dean travers,
338
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,432
I really don't think that you
And I should rush into anything.
339
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,502
That's what I say. Slow
Down so I can catch you.
340
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:24,506
No, wait. I'll...
Give me your hand.
341
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,675
Oh, that's more like it.
342
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,210
Uh, sit down.
343
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,980
You don't have a life line.
344
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,782
What does that mean?
345
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,417
It means give me
Your other hand.
346
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,885
Oh, there it is.
347
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,577
Good. I thought I was dead.
348
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,425
You want to let go of my hands?
349
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,795
No, I want to read your future.
350
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,699
- oh, are you in it?
- oh yes.
351
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,035
Let's see...
352
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,171
- you will behave yourself.
- oh?
353
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,240
Or you will
Experience a lot of pain.
354
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,145
I've got to use your bathroom.
355
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,014
No, you don't. Let's
Sit on the couch.
356
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,550
Look, I promise not to
Look at your pantyhose.
357
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:13,644
No, don't go in
There... Oh no, oh god.
358
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,161
- jack.
- shhh.
359
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,163
Jack, it's not working.
What am I gonna do?
360
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,165
Just hang on, let me
Think of something.
361
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,734
- um...
- oh, forget it.
362
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:29,059
- I'll use my own brains.
- I'm dead.
363
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,411
Look, I'm hungry.
364
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,795
What do you say that
We go out for a bite?
365
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,440
- no!
- okay, we can stay here.
366
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,932
Oh, ben, I almost forgot.
367
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,001
Congratulations.
368
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,502
For what?
369
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,239
For graduating with
The second highest marks.
370
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,675
Hey, that's great.
How did you know that?
371
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,544
Sheila told me.
372
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,213
Tripper was first, sheila
Was fifth, you were second...
373
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,283
- tripper was first?
- yeah.
374
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,985
How do you like that? He
Beat me with my own dish.
375
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,943
What?
376
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,024
Well I, you know, for a gag
377
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,427
I switched dishes with tripper.
378
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,396
Could you say that again?
379
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,220
Jack: and louder?
380
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,235
That was me.
381
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:37,427
Somtimes my voice
Goes down in my chest.
382
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,331
I don't blame it a bit.
383
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,647
Chrissy: just tell me
Again what you did to jack.
384
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,839
- why?
- it turns me on.
385
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,053
Dean!
386
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,889
- shh.
- tripper, what are
You doing?
387
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,947
I want you to hear
Something. Listen to this.
388
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:01,296
And so I switched
Dishes with jack.
389
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,632
I mean, you know,
All that trouble
390
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,702
and then travers,
That idiot windbag,
391
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,905
gives my dish the highest marks.
392
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,362
- idiot windbag, huh?
- dean travers!
393
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,445
Hey, I can explain.
394
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:21,238
You can explain tomorrow
Morning in my office at 8:00 sharp.
395
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,644
- yes, sir.
- oh, ben?
396
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,633
Looks like you can't cook
In the living room either.
397
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,833
Tripper, you'll
Graduate, of course.
398
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,868
- with honors.
- thank you, sir.
399
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,292
Oh, jack!
400
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,974
Oh, look at that.
Your plan worked.
401
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,309
How did you do it, tripper?
402
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,033
- easy, I just used...
- my brains.
403
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,963
You looked so cute up there.
404
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,499
I got to tell you, I really
Appreciate you all coming
405
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,768
To my graduation. It
Really meant a lot to me.
406
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,870
Are you kidding? Besides
The fact that we love you
407
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,872
We've been waiting for
This for three years.
408
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,041
Yeah, we wouldn't have
Missed it for the world.
409
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,078
Jack, I'm so happy for you.
410
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,848
Mr. Furley, I didn't realize
You were so sentimental.
411
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,183
Oh yeah, that's the way I am.
412
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,052
I even cried when my high
School class graduated.
413
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,043
- really?
- because I didn't.
414
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,960
- okay, give
A speech, jack.
- yeah, a speech,
415
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,261
Some words from
The new graduate.
416
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:43,265
Well, okay. I just want
To thank all of you
417
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:47,335
For standing by me throughout
My education. And I'd like to say,
418
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,871
Although I'll probably
Be a rich and famous chef
419
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,873
And I'll own my own
Restaurant some day,
420
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:55,210
I won't forget you,
My dearest friends.
421
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,879
Does that mean that we get to
Eat at your restaurant for free?
422
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,716
No, but you'll always be able
To get a reservation, I promise.
423
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,285
All you have to do is call
Me three weeks in advance.
424
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,722
No, no, no. I'm
Kidding, I'm kidding.
425
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,524
I love this diploma. Look at it.
426
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:12,449
- it's beautiful.
- it's the thing I've wanted
Most of all.
427
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,931
Well, second most.
428
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,655
- oh, jack.
- oh, jack.
429
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,297
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Company" was videotaped
430
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,201
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