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Carl!
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What?
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Why are you
So upset?
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I do not want to talk about it.
Okay.
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I was chasing this punk across
The roof of the sears tower.
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He'd been snatching purses.
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And I happened to glance
Over at the e-e-edge
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And I f-f-fr--
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Froze?
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I started
Shaking, sweating.
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I got dizzy.
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I have not
Felt that sick
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Since the day
I met steve urkel.
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Well, did you
Catch the guy?
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No. He got away
When I started to cry.
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Heights have always made me
A little nervous but..
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Nothing like this
Has ever happened before.
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Carl, how did you
Finally get down?
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I crawled down the stairs
On my hands and knees.
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You crawled down
A 100 flights of stairs?
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Well, actually,
I slipped and fell and...
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Rolled down the last 60.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Boy, that must've been
A strange feeling--
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You know, breaking
Into a sweat,
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Getting dizzy,
Losing your breath.
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What's so strange?
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The same thing
Happens to me
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When I see
Denzel washington.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
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Yes, this is
Harriette winslow.
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Uh, just
A moment, please.
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Turn on the radio!
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What?
Turn on the radio! W.D.O.L.
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But, harriette, I'm putting--
Turn it on!
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Sorry to keep you waiting
What can I do for you?
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Harriette winslow, this
Is johnny "Too talented
For radio" hawkins.
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If you can name this blast
From the past and the artist,
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You will win a bright, shiny,
New red vw cabriolet!
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Ahh!
Aah!
Aah!
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You haven't
Won it yet, honey.
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Okay,
Harriette winslow,
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Name this
Rockin' oldie.
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[hey, baby plays]
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Okay, harriette,
You've got 10 seconds.
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I know it,
I know it, I know it.
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Ooh, what is it,
What is it, what is it?
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Hey, baby!
What do you want?
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No! Hey, baby is the name of
The song. It's by...
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Bruce channel!
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Hey, baby
By bruce channel.
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We have a winner!
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You are now the owner
Of a brand-new, beautiful,
Red cabriolet!
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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Hello! Hello?
Maybe we lost her.
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Right here, johnny baby.
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We'll arrange for a time
For youto pick up your car.
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And hey, if you're a looker
We'll go for a ride.
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Thank you.
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I won a car!
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You won a car!
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I won a car!
I won a car!
I won a car!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Excuse me.
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Yeah?
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Who won a car?
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I did.
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Vroom, vroom,
Vroom, vroom.
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Vroom, vroom, vroom.
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Wrong. I won a car.
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Uh-oh.
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Rachel,
They called me, not you.
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Harriette,
I knew the answer.
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You knew diddly squat.
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It's my car.
But I'll let you use it.
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Harriette, it's my car
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And if you pay me,
I'll let you use it.
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Rachel, I'm trying
To be nice here.
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So am I!
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Listen here, rachel,
The man called me.
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You didn't know
The answer.
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Girls, you know,
I think--
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Butt out, granny!
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[indistinct chattering]
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How am I doing?
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Great, dad, but how many times
Are you gonna chase a crook
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Up a step ladder?
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Dr. Van lowe says I should
Take it one step at a time,
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Gradually building
To greater heights.
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Makes sense.
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I want to thank you for helping
Me out, son. I appreciate it.
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Hey, dad, I'm always
There for you.
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Thanks, son.
[telephone rings]
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That's jolene!
Eddie! Eddie!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh!
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Ooh. Oh. Ooh.
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Hi, carl.
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[crash]
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Oh. Steve? Oh.
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Steve? Oh. Steve...
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Are you okay?
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I think so.
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I just wish I hadn't put
That ding dong in my pocket.
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Aw.
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Steve,
What do you want?
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I don't remember, but I'll
Tell you what I don't want
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No more games of
"Squish the urkel."
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Steve,
It's not a game.
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I'm just working on
A problem that I have.
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Care to fill me in?
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Not really.
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Well, come on, carl.
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It's me--steve. Share.
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Well...
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Well, I...
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I maybe, sort of...
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Have a little problem
With heights.
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Oh, acrophobia, huh?
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Well, I was formerly
Cursed with gymnophobia...
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Fear of...Nudity.
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Steve, I know we're
"Sharing" and all of that,
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But I really don't want
To hear about it.
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Fair enough. But I know
What you're going through.
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I mean, I showered
In a wet suit until I was 10.
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I know I'm going to be sorry
For asking this, but, um...
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Well, how did you overcome
Your fear of nudity?
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Well...
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One hot summer night,
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I said enough
Is enough.
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I snuck into
The amusement park
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And marched
Into the hall of mirrors.
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I ripped off my clothes
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And forced myself
To look at my reflection
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From 150
Different angles.
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Oh, it was a nightmare...
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But it did the trick.
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I was right.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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Well, maybe you could
Overcome your fear, too.
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Why don't you buck up
And go bungee jumping.
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No way. I get the willies
Just thinking about heights.
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No. My doctor recommends
That I take it slow.
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Well, okay...
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If you want to listen
To some medical guy.
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[doorbell rings]
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Lieutenant murtagh.
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Winslow.
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Kid.
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Well, sir, this is
A pleasant surprise.
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Come in.
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This isn't
A social call.
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Oh, I see.
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Uh, steve...Steve.
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This is police business.
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Oh, great.
I love that stuff.
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You look familiar.
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We met once. You showed me
A picture of you dog.
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Right.
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So, how is
Old bloodfang?
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He's dead.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Like that's
Gonna bring him back.
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They actually give
This guy bullets?
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So, sir, what brings you
To this neck of the woods?
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Winslow, I've always
Thought of you as a cops' cop,
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A top cop. No-holds-barred,
Nonstop cop.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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You can imagine my shock when
I found out you're a pantywaist.
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Excuse me, sir?
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The hot topic in
The officers' steam room
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Is that you're
Afraid of heights.
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What? Who said that?
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One sergeant
Charles carnelli.
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I, of course,
Immediately defended you.
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Thank you, sir.
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I told carnelli that no one
In my command is a wimp.
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Then I snapped him
Smartly with my towel.
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Sergeant, I suggest you
Make an appointment
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To see the police
Psychologist.
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I don't think--
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Winslow, I'm going
To be captain soon.
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00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,645
And I'd like to see you make
Lieutenant to take my place.
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Now, that's not
Going to happen
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If you're up on some roof
Sweating and puking.
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00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,555
Well, sir, let me
Put your mind at ease.
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I'm not really
Afraid of heights.
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00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,660
It's just
A vicious rumor.
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Rumor?
Yes, sir.
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Like the one that
Was going around
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About you
And the stripper.
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Oh.
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Right.
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00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,016
That's very reassuring.
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Oh, dear, oh.
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I am in trouble now.
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I am in deep bandini.
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Oh. Oh.
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What am I going to do?
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Wait a minute!
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I just booked a stateroom
On the s.S. Inspiration.
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00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,968
What?
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I have a surefire way
To cure your fear of heights.
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Well, I don't
Want to hear it.
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00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:50,143
I'll take his advice
And see the police psychologist.
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00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,278
Well, fine.
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00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,014
You can spend
The next five years on a couch
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Whining about your mommy,
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00:11:55,715 --> 00:12:00,653
Or you can eradicate your fear
Of heights in just one day.
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00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,256
[hums the theme
From jeopardy]
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One day sounds good.
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What's your plan?
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I'll pick you up
Tomorrow morning at 8:00.
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All you have to do is trust me
And do exactly what I say.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Carl, are you okay?
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Oh, fine. You expect me
To go up in a hot air balloon?
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Yep.
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Bye.
Wait, carl.
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You gotta go up
In that thing.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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It's the perfect way to
Get over your fear of heights.
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And remember, if you don't
Conquer this phobia,
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You can kiss
Your badge goodbye.
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00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,961
Don't these things
Go really, really high?
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We'll try around 5,000 feet.
5,000--
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Can't go much higher
Than that without oxygen.
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Otherwise your
Head will explode.
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00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,871
Bye.
Wait, carl, carl, carl!
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Okay, gentlemen,
We're ready to go.
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You hear that, carl.
It's lift-off time.
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What do you say?
Come on.
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Hi, I'm jimmy "Wild
Blue yonder" phillips.
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00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,850
Hi, I'm carl
"Yellowbelly" winslow.
256
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,419
Oh. Is this
Your first time up?
257
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,487
Yeah.
258
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,890
Yeah. Mine, too.
259
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:43,957
Bye.
Wait, carl!
260
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,126
No, no. I'm kidding.
261
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,728
You have a fear
Of heights, aren't you?
262
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,463
Well...Yes, I do.
263
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,499
You're not my first customer
With that problem.
264
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,668
Let me assure you, hot air
Ballooning is a completely safe
265
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,237
And risk-free activity.
266
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,673
Well, that's good to know.
Why don't you guys climb in?
267
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,877
Make yourselves comfortable.
268
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,316
I am not getting in
With that on his head.
269
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,154
Party pooper.
270
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,859
Come on, big guy.
271
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,632
Come on.
272
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:32,405
Good. I'm just going to get
My maps and I'll be right back.
273
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,276
Oops. Wrong way.
274
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,890
Well, gee, I wonder
What this does.
275
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,228
Steve! Steve! Steve!
276
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,199
Oh, it makes it go up.
Right. Now make it go down!
277
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,002
Okay.
278
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:05,438
Maybe if I pull it again,
It will go down.
279
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,309
Steve! Steve!
280
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,179
Nope. It seems
To be a one way deal.
281
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,114
I got to get
Out of here!
282
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,283
Carl, you'll snap a kneecap.
283
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,986
Besides, I think
I got it figured out.
284
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:23,256
It must be one pull for up
And two pulls for down.
285
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,457
Okay.
286
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,561
Steve!
It's stuck.
287
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,729
Steve!
It's stuck.
288
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,331
Aah!
289
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,182
Aah!
290
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,253
Aah! Oh.
291
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,794
Good news, carl.
The rope is unstuck.
292
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,364
Get us down!
Get us down!
293
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,100
I'm still
Working on that.
294
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,536
You should open your eyes
And look around.
295
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,539
Why, this view will
Take your breath away.
296
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,556
It's mine!
297
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,823
Mine, mine!
298
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,559
The d.J. Asked for
Harriette winslow.
299
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,627
And that's why
The car belongs to me.
300
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,465
For the last time, the car
Belongs to me. And you know why?
301
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,368
Because I look better in red.
302
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,137
Well, red does
Bring out your eyes.
303
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,041
Alright. That did it,
Shortstuff. I have--
304
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,676
Let me tell you
Something, rachel.
305
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,078
[indistinct chattering]
306
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,380
Hold it, gang!
Hold it!
307
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,016
You two
Should be ashamed,
308
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,819
Acting like
Chuckleheads.
309
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,723
Lay it on 'em,
Grandma!
310
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,792
Sorry.
I got emotional.
311
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,994
Now you both
Know perfectly well
312
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,431
There are things more
Important than a silly car...
313
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,033
Like family.
314
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,503
You two are sisters.
315
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,772
And if something nice happens to
One, the other should be happy.
316
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,578
She's right.
317
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,447
You can have the car.
318
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,316
No, harriette,
It's yours.
319
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,952
After all, the radio station
Did call you, not me.
320
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,587
Yeah, but you gave
The right answer,
321
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:39,058
So stop arguing
And take the stupid car.
322
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,029
Wait a minute!
323
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,098
I don't want
To take the stupid car.
324
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,934
I mean, after all
I can be as unselfish as you.
325
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,169
In a pig's eye.
326
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,803
Who are you
Calling a pig?
327
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,972
You, rachel.
328
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,441
Now stop this!
329
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,811
You two are fighting
Like dogs over a bone.
330
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,815
Just sell the car
331
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,785
And split
The money 50/50.
332
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,122
Now that's a good idea.
333
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,357
The best.
Let's go celebrate.
334
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,059
Hey, let's go shopping.
335
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,028
Gifts for everybody.
I'll get my purse.
336
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,131
Girl, I like
Your style.
337
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,068
I'm glad
That's over.
338
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,304
And when dad gets home,
He'll be happy, too.
339
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,839
Yeah. He's out with steve.
340
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,476
I know he's happy
Right now.
341
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,378
Aah!
342
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,521
Okay, we're doing
Much better.
343
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,592
Your last scream
Was much shorter.
344
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,895
Now look down again,
Only a little longer this time.
345
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,302
Very good, carl.
346
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,737
You're making
Real progress.
347
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,472
Yeah.
348
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,577
Carl?
349
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,950
Get us down, steve.
Get us down!
350
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,452
Relax, carl.
351
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,987
When the air inside
The balloon cools sufficiently,
352
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,356
We'll begin to descend.
353
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,990
Now, we don't know
Where or when,
354
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,528
But those are the imponderables
That make life interesting.
355
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,864
We have nothing
To worry about?
356
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,266
Correctaroonee.
357
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,801
[jet approaching]
358
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,537
What's that noise?
359
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,904
Oh, neat.
360
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,006
A 727's coming
Right at us.
361
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,708
Oh, no! Oh, no!
362
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,944
Oh. Oh. Oh.
363
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,281
How close is it gonna come?
It's hard to say.
364
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,750
Ooh, look,
They're serving chicken kiev.
365
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,423
Aah! Aah!
366
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,558
Aah!
367
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,825
Aah!
368
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:53,860
Carl!
369
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,195
Carl! Carl!
370
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,997
Steve! Steve, hold on!
371
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,031
Aah!
372
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,600
Steve! Steve, hang on!
373
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,570
Hang on, steve!
I'm slipping.
374
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,804
Aah! Aah!
375
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,139
Oh. Oh, steve.
376
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,541
Steve!
377
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,014
Oh. Oh, steve. Oh.
378
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,317
Oh. Are you okay?
379
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,353
I think so.
380
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,291
Phew! I just stared the grim
Reaper right in the face.
381
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,260
And let me tell you,
He's one ugly dude.
382
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,599
Carl.
383
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,335
Do you realize
You just saved my life?
384
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,872
Yeah. I guess I did.
385
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:46,078
But...You forgot about
Your fear of heights.
386
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,882
You did what had to be done
Without even thinking about it.
387
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,453
Yeah.
388
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,088
Yeah.
389
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,691
I did, didn't I?
390
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,960
Hey, I'm cured.
391
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,796
Almost.
392
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,699
I think your job
Worries are over, big guy.
393
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,436
Whether you're on
The ground or up in the air,
394
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,805
You'll always be
The world's greatest cop.
395
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,741
Gee, thanks, steve.
396
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,112
You know, carl,
397
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,516
This could be the beginning
Of a beautiful friendship.
398
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,919
Don't push it, steve.
399
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,591
You should've seen
The big guy. He was amazing.
400
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,026
Not only did he conquer
His fear of heights
401
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,728
But also saved my life.
402
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,899
Oh, well, steve was
The one that was really amazing.
403
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,403
He piloted that baby
Like he was born in a balloon.
404
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,138
Oh, once I understood
The physics of it, carl
405
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,674
It was nothing.
406
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,710
Living with my father, you learn
A lot about expanding gases.
407
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,114
Thank you
For sharing that with us.
408
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,384
Oh, my pleasure.
409
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,893
Well, I better go.
410
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:10,062
Well, if you have to.
Don't go now.
411
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:13,533
My parents get cranky if I don't
Have dinner ready on time.
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