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oh,you folks are going to have to move.
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This is our table.
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How's that?
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We put the ketchups there.
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You think you can hold
a table with condiments?
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That is just adorable.
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Um,we have our children here.
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Well,I guess the whole
family learned a lesson.
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All right,let's go
order,babe. What do you want?
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- The usual.
- All right.
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Oh,god.
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What?
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That's lucas bender over there.
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He's the vice_ principal
of a snooty private school.
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He lured away our drama teacher
with the promise of a fog machine.
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I hate that pretentious little...
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- hey!
- Hey!
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Big guy!
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What are you doing
here,public_ school guy? Huh?
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Shouldn't you be figuring out
a way to tell the kids there
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isn't going to be any more music class?
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Oh,anyway... who is this beauty?
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Hi. I'm steph,jeff's wife.
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Are you guys doing a bit?
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Because one of these things
is not like the other.
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What are you saying?
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I think he's saying i'm
better_ looking than you.
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I know what he's saying. I get it.
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Lucas bender,vice_principal
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circle of learning and scholastic
study for youth,A. K. A.,Classy.
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Ok. Good talk.
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Hey,by the way,I'm starting
a faculty basketball league,
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and I was hoping you and your pear_ shaped
colleagues at churchill wanted to play.
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I mean,of course,if the $25 sign_
up fee isn't too steep for you.
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I have a discretionary fund.
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I can move some things around.
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That's great. Then I'll pencil you in
to play us first game of the season.
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Ok? We provide refs and water and special
lockers for your bonnets and sun dresses. Oh!
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See? That's funny because I'm
saying you play like girls.
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Well,I think we'll be all right.
Why don't you look behind you?
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Say hello to eddie stark,the tallest
history teacher in the contiguous 48 states.
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Guilty as charged. It's all there on
the recorded but unaired segment on npr.
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So,you work at churchill,huh?
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So I don't know what your
situation is over there,...
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but I would love to take
you to dinner so we can talk.
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Ok. I'm a little behind here.
Why is this guy hitting on me?
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He's the guy whose ass you and jeff are
going to kick in the faculty basketball game.
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Oh,eddie is great at basketball.
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His nickname was drano because he could
drain it from anywhere on the floor.
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Go on. Tell them.
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Well,I just took what god gave
me,mixed it in with a little hard work,
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and the results are pretty spectacular.
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Ha ha.
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And,uh... who is
this little snack cake?
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I'm joy.
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Pull yourself together,huh?
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TIL DAETH
Season 02 Episode 03
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"Till death" is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Gentlemen,our opponents this
week call themselves classy.
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Here's what they really are.
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ASSY
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"Assy" doesn't make you guys laugh?
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What are you,dead inside?
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Hey,what's up,superstars! Huh? Ooh.
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All right,should we practice or cut right
to the incredibly uncomfortable group shower?
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All right. My franchise is here.
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Now,I'm going to make our game
strategy real easy to remember_ _
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get the ball to tall. Ok?
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All right.
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Lay_ up lines. Let's do it!
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All right. I have a little
warm_ up thing i do on my own.
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It's a strict stretching regimen
that I learned from a doctor once_ _
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dr. J.
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You do what you got to do,big man.
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All right! Let's get
this party started!
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Son of a_ _ aah!
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Aah!
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- Easy.
- Ok. We're almost there.
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10 more steps.
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Jeff,are you doing
anything over there at all?
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I'm trying,but everything
i grab has hair on it.
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Oh!
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No,easy,easy.
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It's the hammy again. She's
screaming at me. Cut it off!
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Just cut it off!
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All right.
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This is ok. It's just a game.
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Eddie,the important thing is that
you rest and take time to heal.
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We'll be fine without you.
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Heal,damn it! Heal! Take
the pain! Put it in me!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I don't
even touch me that way.
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Feel better,eddie.
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Sorry jeff touched your junk.
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Oh,my leg! Why would I use my bad leg?
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That was a stupid call!
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Help. Help.
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Eddie,what's going on?
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I faked my injury.
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Yeah,I got that.
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Why?
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I can't tell you.
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It's too embarrassing.
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Come on,eddie. Lower the walls.
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It's me... steph.
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I barely know you. The other
day,I called you sabrina.
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You have to tell me.
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All right.
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I... I've never said
this out loud before.
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I'm bad at basketball.
Don't look at me. Look away.
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How could you be bad at
basketball? You're so tall.
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Yeah. See,there it is. And that's what
I've been dealing with my whole life.
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Because just assume because I'm 6' 8" that
I would be great at ball. Ok? Well,I'm not.
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Do you know what it's like living
under that kind of pressure?
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People constantly calling you "big
man" when you feel so small inside?
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Eddie,with all due respect,I think you're
blowing this way out of proportion.
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I don't think anybody else
really cares that much.
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Oh? Do you know that that is the only
reason why joy and i got together?
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What?
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Our first date was awful_ _
bad food,stilted conversation.
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At one point,I sneezed,and
a small fart came out.
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Anyway,I thought i would
never see her again.
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And then she saw my high school
yearbook,and she started going through it,
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and she saw the picture of
me on the basketball team,
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and I start making up these crazy stories,that
I took the school to 2 state finals.
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And the truth is,the
coach never played me.
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And shortly after that....
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we did the nasty.
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You and the coach?
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No. Me and joy.
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Eddie,how could you lie
like that to your own wife?
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I didn't know that she
would end up being the one.
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I mean,at that point,she was just
a cute french major with big cans.
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- Eddie!
- What? I'm a guy.
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A week before,I told some girl that
I was training to be an astronaut.
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If I married her,I'd be sitting
in a space suit right now.
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Eddie,you have to tell joy.
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She loves you. She'll
accept you for who you are.
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No,I... I couldn'T.
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You're faking injuries,lying
to the people you love.
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How long are you going to
run away from the truth?
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I'm so tired.
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No more secrets,big man.
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I'm about to set you free.
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Hey.
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Hey. You're in your gym clothes.
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Yeah. I was going to stop by on the way home
from work and do some cardio,but then I didn'T.
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What you looking at,your old yearbook?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Look at you.
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"The legend of drano.
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" You were a man among boys.
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Seriously,look at this guy. He
looks like he's 10 years old.
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Not in the locker room,he didn'T.
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You know,uh...
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it's funny how someone's appearance
makes you assume something
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about them that really isn't true.
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Look,I didn't go to the
gym,ok? Get off my back.
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No. Honey...
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sit. Sit down for me.
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I... I need to talk to you
about the game on saturday.
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Oh,I forgot to tell you. I
invited the girls from the office.
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You did?
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Yeah. I guess I'm
just... I'm so excited.
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This is the first time i'm ever
going to see you actually play.
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That can't be.
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Yes. Yeah,it's true.
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There was the one time that you were
going to play in the family picnic,
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and you accidentally threw
the ball into the lake.
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- You remember that?
- Uh_ huh. Yep.
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And then... and the other time was
we were walking through the park,
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and those guys asked you to
play in the pickup game,remember?
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And you had a seizure.
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Yeah.
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That was A... it was a
scary time. It was a scary_ _
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listen,I,um...
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I need to tell you something.
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My god. You are cute in those shorts.
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I am?
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Yeah.
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I mean,look at that young,taut body.
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I got to tell you,if
I knew you back then,
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I would have taken you under the
bleachers,and I would have rocked your world.
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Well,well.
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I would have rocked your world
because I was so good at basketball.
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All right. Well,you know
what? You go to hell!
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Who was that?
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The school librarian.
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She's 6' 2",but she
won't play in the games.
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Something about her
grandkids and blah,blah,blah.
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Oh,um,steph... a quick question.
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Hypothetically,if I were to lose a bet
to a vice_principal from another school
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and you had to,say,dance in a bikini
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while he hosed you down
on the roof of his condo...
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is that something we
could... bounce back from?
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I'm gonna make a phone call.
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I tried. I tried,but I can't tell her.
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What?
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Yeah. I've got to play in
the game now on saturday.
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And to make matters worse,she's
bringing the hens from her office.
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They already know about my occasional
deficiencies as a morning lover and now this.
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What if you were dancing in a one_
piece and it was not in his condo? Huh?
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Oh,eddie. Are you ok?
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I am great. I am back in the game.
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Bet's back on!
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Get ready to lose your moped,douche.
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I'm screwed. I'm a fraud.
I am milli and/or vanilli.
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Which one was the tall one?
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I don't know. I wasn't alive then.
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Ok,I know you're in a tough
spot,but I thincan help.
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I played basketball in high school
until I gave it up to smoke cigarettes.
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All I need to do is teach you one move.
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Really? You think you can do that?
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I know I can.
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Ok. Here we go.
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Ok.
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I really appreciate this.
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All right. Shake it off.
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Yep.
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Ooh!
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Ok. All right. One more time.
Do it again. Do it again.
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This is the one? All right.
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Ok. Oh,god.
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This is ridiculous.
You're,like,this far away.
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It just doesn't feel normal. But you
know what? Maybe I'm right_ handed.
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You've been using your right hand.
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Maybe I'm left_ handed.
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You don't know which hand you are?
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Oh,my god! Maybe i'm not handed!
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Joy's going to find me out. Jeff
is making bets based on my talent.
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Everything is piling up on me!
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And the game is tomorrow!
What am I going to do?
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You're pretty boned,dude.
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Get in the basket,you
round orange son of a bitch.
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- Eddie.
- Hey.
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What the hell is going on?
It's the middle of the night.
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Yeah,well,I told myself around 10:00
that I would just keep shooting
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until I made a thousand shots.
240
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That was hours ago.
How many have you made?
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Sixish.
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All right. Well,will you keep it down?
I'm looking at a really rough morning.
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My midnight snack took a weird
turn from a bowl of cap'n crunch
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to a bottle of chardonnay.
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Good night.
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Joy.
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I'm not a good basketball player.
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Well,you're a little rusty. It's a
faculty game. Come on. You'll be fine.
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No,no,no,you don't understand. I've
never been a good basketball player.
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What about the yearbook
picture? They called you drano.
251
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Well,they didn't call me that
because I could shoot,ok?
252
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One time before a game,I threw
up into the water fountain,
253
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and it took them 3 bottles of
drano to clean that thing out.
254
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That's disgusting.
255
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,310
What the hell is going on here?
256
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:49,280
Why wod you lie to me
after all these years?
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Because I had to.
258
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What are you talking about?
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All right. Do you
remember our first date?
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The only reason you didn't walk out on me that night
is because you saw icture on the basketball team.
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That's not true. I liked
other stuff about you.
262
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Yeah? Well,what other stuff?
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Stuff.
264
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Shut up. I married you,didn't I?
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Yeah,you married big,tall
eddie,the basketball superstar.
266
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Hey,well,it was my lie that got us here
today. So you can't be mad at me about that.
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I'm not.
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Men have told bigger lies than
that to get a ticket on this ride.
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What I am pissed about is that
you feel that after 20 years,
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you need to keep secrets from
me,especially about basketball.
271
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I mean,what did you think
that I was going to say?
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"My 45_ year_ old husband
can't dunk. I want a divorce!
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" I once missed an exit on the
expressway,and you almost beheaded me.
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You run hot and cold.
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Eddie,if I were going to make a list
of reasons why i would leave you,
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your lack of basketball skills would
run a distant third to your wardrobe
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and the way you...
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In the shower.
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I have a deviated septum.
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I'm sorry,but I guess everything just has
been building up in my head for so long.
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You know,I never told
anyone this,but...
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when allison was born,I was so
relieved that she was a girl
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because i couldn't imagine how
I was going to relate to a boy
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without being able to
play all those sports.
285
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I... I was so scared.
286
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Baby,you're a giant...
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awkward,oddly beautiful man,
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and you have nothing to be ashamed of.
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So you really don't care
that I can't play basketball?
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I SO REAL DON`T CARE
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I FEEL SO LIGHT SO FREE
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I'm tall,and I can't play ball.
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I'm tall,and i can't play ball!
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Shut up!
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Sorry.
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Hey. And the good news
is you can stop lying.
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You don't ever,ever have to play
basketball again in your life.
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Oh,no,joy. I'm going
to play one more time.
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And the world will know my secret.
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Yay,eddie!
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Eddie stark. I really suck.
302
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Don't let the height fool you.
I'm the worst player out here.
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You're going down.
304
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You know it,mister.
305
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Believe it or not,
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I'm walking on air
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I never thought i coulfeel so free
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flying away on a wing and a prayer
309
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,610
who could it be?
310
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:12,510
Believe it or not,it's just me wow.
311
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He's worse than I imagined.
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The sad thing is
he's actually improved.
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I'll be right back.
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Excuse me.
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Believe it or not,
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I'm walking on air
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I never thought i could feel so free
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flying away on a wing and a prayer
319
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,660
who could it be?
320
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,390
Believe it or not,it's just me
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Fire alarm! The game's over!
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Where's everybody going? I
was just getting warmed up.
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Come on!
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00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:19,840
Hey,thanks for coming tonight.
325
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,580
I wouldn't have missed it.
326
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,640
You're the one who pulled
that fire alarm,aren't you?
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Yes.
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00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,560
I think it's great that you showed
the world who you really are,
329
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but at a certain point,the
world had had enough.
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Ha! I made it! It went in!
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It went in! It went in!
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Sure it did,babe.
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It went in. It went in!
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