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Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me.

(SCREECHING IN HEADPHONES)

You got a problem,
pretty boy?

Well, sorry.
I don't mean to interrupt,

but Jodi at the store
said you were up here,

and, uh, probably
weren't wearing
a wrist-seismo.

SOP for Graboid
country, isn't it?
Bought mine online.

Got my own
redundancy system,
as well.

Dr. Donna Debevic,
San Diego Animal
Science Labs.

And I'm no virgin to risk.

(WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING)

(BEEPS)

(WHISPERING)
Graboid. Don't move.

I know. I'm sending
out an ultrasonic
signal to attract him.

You're doing what?

I'm here to record
the sounds of
your Graboid.

Great. Now, turn
the signal off.

Which one
of those is it?

Too late for that.

(RUMBLING)

How you plan
on getting
rid of him?

Decoy the brute.

(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

What the hell?

Did you decoy him?

No.
He doesn't give
up that quickly.

You must have
done something.

Negative. Simply
recording the
sightless beast.

(BEEPS)
Looks like your beast...

(SCREECHING IN HEADPHONES)

(EXCLAIMS) Damn,
that one is loud!

(BEEPS)

TYLER: What the hell
is that?

There's another Graboid
in the valley.

So? You got
your monitoring system.

We're safe, aren't we?

(BEEPS)

(STATIC)

What...

DEBEVIC: I was
so absorbed
in my work,

I didn't notice
my tire was flat.

What was it you
heard that made
your ears hurt?

Graboid that chased
the first one away.

(SCREECHING ON TAPE)

Graboids don't
sound like that.

I see. And you know this

because you've
professionally
recorded them

on your state
of the art equipment
subterraneanly?

Probably know it
because I live
with one.

Every individual
in the species
has its own voice.

Not exactly what
I want to hear.

Where you staying?

I'm bunking
at the lab while
Dr. Matthews is away.

I'm finishing up
my book on animal
communications

while adding to
my collection of animal
distress signals

and wildlife mating calls.

Mating calls?

(SCOFFS)
I've been there.
Heard the jokes.

Guess so.

You scientists
sure don't know

how to leave us
alone out here, do you?

You're the one
who chose to live
in North America's

most scientifically
interesting stretch
of acreage.

You want a quiet life,
live in LA.

So, what do you think?
Sorry, Jodi.

Yeah, it's like
the mummy's hand

suddenly creeping
out of nowhere, huh?

Larry, what are you
doing here?

Well, I would
have e-mailed you

but they canceled
my account.

I hope you don't mind

but I did a little
rearranging of the shelves.

I was at Nancy's
for 20 minutes

and you take
over my store?

Yeah. See, it's all
about how you
display the stuff.

I mean, there's dust
on half these items.

You're not moving
the merchandise.

That's because
they're paving
the road, Larry.

You didn't notice?

I get like maybe
five or six customers
a day if I'm lucky.

What is this?

(EXCLAIMS)
It's a gift!
Fly strips.

Yeah, see, my mom,
she uses them
back in Kenosha,

and there's no flies
on her pimento loaf.
Ever!

Larry, right here. Focus!

What are you doing
back in Perfection?

You guys were
so great to me when
I visited last time

and I went back
to Wisconsin,

and I like,
looked at my life,

and I thought
things through...

Whoa! Wait!
You're not visiting?
You moved here?

Larry, you've got
to understand,

I mean, we all live here

because either
we really enjoy
solitude...

Tell me about it.

...or we hate
the big city
corporate life!

Tell me about it.

But we can barely
make a living.

Tell me about it.

Larry, listen,
if you think you
can live here,

please do not try
to run my store.

Okay, yeah, yeah,
it's your store.
You're in charge.

I'm just your assistant.

Hey, Tyler, it's me.

I'm afraid so.
He's visiting again?

You're not serious.

You know,
if I move here,

the population
of your town
increases 14% .

Yeah, well,
it's gonna
decrease fast

because we might
have a second
Graboid out there.

Oh!
What?

No kidding!

How did that happen?
I mean, where did he
come from?

Don't know. Just
saw something on
my seismo-screen

before the whole
system went down.

Communications snafu.
Been through it before.

Although I was
not concerned,

the fact is our
wrist-seismos failed
to perform adequately.

The two us
easily could have
been caught

with our shorts down.

You know,
figuratively speaking.

This is Dr...

Donna Debevic,
animal communications,

here to study Graboid-speak.

They speak?
Ultrasonically.

Day of the Dolphin,
George C. Scott, 1973.

(IMITATING DOLPHIN SQUEALING)

"Alpha love Beta.
Beta love Fa."

You ever see that film?

(WRIST-SEISMOS BUZZING)
Good movie. Hmm?

Seismos seem
to be working now.

Shouldn't things
start shaking
by now?

What, what, what?
What? What?

(BEEPING)

There's no Graboids
for miles.

(BEEPING)

TYLER: It's nowhere near us.

(STATIC NOISE)

What the hell?

This doesn't happen.

It did. Either
a faulty power source

or some kind of
interference
with the signal.

No, power's fine.
We check the geophones
around the valley

once a week.

Could be your
signal's jammed.

First thing
an alien invasion
force would do

is jam all...

Larry, if you
don't shut up...

Someone might jam
your communications.

JODI: What the
heck is this?

LARRY: It's a second Graboid.

This is so cool!

No, this is
not so cool.

Logic suggests
it's why our seismos
aren't working.

Because of a second
worm? That doesn't
make any sense.

I'm gonna go check
the geophones.

Okay, bro. Let's
round up Burt.
Get to work!

Burt's not here.

And neither are you!
I'll be back.

Oh, hold on, cowboy,
if there is another
Graboid out there,

I want to be
there to hear
him talk again.

Forget it!

DEBEVIC: Look,
you know, you need...

Where's Burt?

Idaho.

On assignment.

No way, Doc.
We're flying blind here

and I already
saved you from
one horrible death.

DEBEVIC: How?
By giving me a ride?

For which I'll
mention you in the
paper I'm writing.

But I have signed
a release form

and you do have
possession
of my equipment.

Yes, I do.

You son of a...

I thought
I recognized
your car.

Hey, Nancy, I'm here.

Yes, you are.

What for?

He's my driver.

Your friend's
not leaving
without me.

Great! He needs
backup, anyway.
See you later.

MAN: Come on,
nice and easy.

How you doing?

JODI ON RADIO: We're
having trouble with
the seismo-monitors.

Tyler's checking
on it right now

but you should
be careful.

ROSALITA: I will. I'm just
trying to figure out

what happened
to the fence posts.

Fence posts?

Yeah, the ones
Harlow put in
yesterday.

And now somebody
stole them.

But how do you
do that without
taking the wire?

ROSALITA ON RADIO:
It's like the wood
just vanished.

Listen, you should
head for cover

until we get the
monitoring system
working okay again.

Jodi out.

(SIGHS)

MAN: Hey, slow down!

Sorry, Tyler.

Had no choice.
She's a very
forceful woman.

She's got
a Xena thing
going on.

TYLER: Yeah, she
kinda reminds me
of Burt.

The way Burt
put these things
together,

there's no way
they could
misread a signal.

Hey, what's he doing
in Idaho, anyway?

I won't tell a soul.

Really?

(WHISPERS) Really.

It's a downed spacecraft.

They think it may
be Venutians.

They needed
Burt's expertise

in tracking the
escaped aliens.

Just kidding.

Don't do that to me!

(BOTH LAUGH)

Sorry, he's
just picking up
an old periscope

from some scrap dealer.

(SCREECHING IN HEADPHONES)

(EXCLAIMS)

That same sound again?

Maybe it's the
other Graboid.

DEBEVIC: Negative.
After hearing it
a second time,

in no way does
it resemble
a Graboid.

(SCREECHING ON TAPE)

That's in the ground?

How nice.

Because the one
thing we don't
have enough of

around here
is stuff we
can't explain.

(COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

(CHIRPING GETS LOUDER)

(GASPS)

This is... This...

Tell you what
I'm planning

since I am the
authority figure
around here, okay.

First of all, I'm
gonna put a siren
on that frigging Graboid,

so I can tell
where the hell
he is, okay?

Second, I think
I'm gonna rename
this place

like Wacky Valley or
Pain-in-My-Ass Land!

How does that sound?

Doing fine, Twitchell.
How you doing?

I'm suicidal, thank you.

The only reason
I'm not pulling
the trigger

is my insurance
isn't paid up,

and Gummer's
not around to spew

his anti-government
invective. How
about that?

I was right. I can
pick one a mile away.
Government bureaucrat.

Bull's eye, lady!
Who would you be?

You want a name
or a Social Security number?

Well, whatever it
takes to get into
your tax returns.

This is Dr. Debevic.
You gave her clearance
to do some...

(CHUCKLES)
Oh! Right! Right,
right, right!

You're the lady
who wrote the book
on whales singing.

My wife loved it.

Made me drive
all the way
to SeaWorld.

Thanks a bunch.

Oh! Wait till
she reads my book
about Graboids.

(PANTING) We got
five somethings
on the monitor.

Could it be a Graboid?

Or could it be
something worse?

Drop your socks
and grab our boxes,
gentlemen.

We got work to do.

Friend of Gummer's?

Your attention,
gentlemen, that
blip is your Graboid.

Those others are
what we'll call our UUOs.

(BEEPING)

UUOs?

Unidentified
underground objects.

Bear with me here.

Now, under
careful scrutiny,

you can see
the Graboid blip
is solid,

while the UUOs
show evidence
of fragmentation.

Wait a second,
wait a second.

I was told
there's another
Graboid out here,

bigger than the
Loch Ness Monster,

rampaging around
eating hundreds of
fence posts and stuff.

Who told you that?

Obi-Wan Ke-Dork
over here.

Well, I just thought that,
well, you know...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what the hell are they
if not El Blanco
and his friends?

I don't know.

But I do know Graboids
do not eat wood.

Wait a minute.
They don't eat
wood? Really?

They eat cows.
They eat people.
They eat burros.

And you said
they ate your car.

But somehow,
they draw the line
at wood.

You know, every time
I come out here

you guys are throwing
curveballs at my head.

I can't keep it straight!

Are you through?

Yeah.
Good.

Coupled with
the sound I heard,

I think we're
talking about
a horde of insects.

Insects. So cool!

The Swarm?
Michael Caine?
You ever see it?

All these killer bees
attack an Air Force base,

they don't know what to do.

So, the Air Force...

Larry, there's
a time for that.

Childhood!

So you're telling
me this whole thing
is about bugs.

(SCREAMING)

(LOUD CHIRPING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(ROSALITA SCREAMS)

(CHUCKLES)

Now, why the hell
am I out here?

Your job, apparently.

What about
all the noise
they make?

I graphed their
sound wave pattern.

It's pretty standard
in the animal kingdom,

although unusually high
in pitch and volume.

Here, you see both
a shift in frequency
and in wavelength.

Now, if I put
these patterns

up against patterns
of known insects,

I get some
very interesting
correlations.

Bugs!

Jodi, Jodi. Um,
you have your
Graboid stuff

mixed in with
your Shrieker stuff,

mixed in with, like,
your Ass-Blaster stuff.

Yes.
Well, for collectors,
it's no good.

I mean, we're very
compartmentalized.

When we go
to Sci-Fi-Con,

how are we ever
gonna find,

let's say, a Wallace Wood's
Skymaster of Sky Force

if it's displayed
with back issues
of Fangoria magazine?

(LAUGHS) I mean,
come on. It's just
not gonna happen.

Larry, do you
see that broom
over there?

Yeah.

Nancy really,
really wanted to
borrow it.

Okay, Jodester.

Let me just
take care of this
Graboid stuff.

(JODI SIGHS)

Pay for the
Popsicle first.

You see the
similarities
in these two?

If I had to guess,
I'd go with
cicada exuviae,

specifically
Diceroprocta apache,

because we're
in a hot climate.

Trust me,
when it comes
to noise,

these guys
can pin the meter.

Cicadae?
You mean those bugs

that come out
of the ground every
20 years or so?

Their maturation
cycles vary from
13 to 17 years,

at which point
they surface to lay
their eggs.

And they make
a sound like you
heard underground?

I've never known
them to make any
sound underground.

But then, I've never
known them to match
the decibel levels

of a jet take-off
or a .50 caliber
anti-aircraft gun, either.

So maybe we got
cicadae amped out
the wazoo,

causing the geophones
to misread.

Astute observation.

Let's discuss
the oscillatory
circuitry.

Let's not, okay?

Fine.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Come in.

Hey, Nancy.
Brought your broom.

My broom?

Oh, thanks. So, Larry,

what is all this
nonsense about
another Graboid?

(CHUCKLES)
Graboid. Nonsense.

Yeah, who'd
believe that?
It's bugs.

What?

It's a good thing
I showed up.

I think Tyler and I
are gonna be able
to handle it.

Hey, you ever see
that Charlton Heston
movie where...

The Naked Jungle,
1954. Yes, I did.

So what are we
supposed to do?

Well, Twitchell's here
and that Dr. Debevic
thinks that it's cicadae.

Uh-huh.

Larry, what's the
real reason you came
back to Perfection?

Well, you know,
to see El Blanco.

I never actually
laid eyes on him
last time I was here.

Wow! I thought only
my mother could stare
at me that way.

To be honest, I decided
to move out of my
parents' basement.

They wanted to remodel.

Are they converting
it to a playroom
or something?

Handball court.
Oh!

Which is surprising
'cause I never knew

they actually
played the sport.

What about your job
at Walmart?

Weren't you
training to be an
assistant manager?

Yeah, yeah.
And it was going
really well,

and then one day,
I just had to
stop myself,

right in the middle
of aisle four,
audio appliances,

and I thought
to myself, "Lawrence..."

(MUMBLES)

"Do you really see
yourself as part
of the Walmart family?"

And?

And I noticed something.

That the people
that I work with
at Walmart,

when they're at Walmart,
they're at Walmart.

But I'm always
someplace else, you know?

Out in the wilds,
having adventures,

Skull Island
or Middle Earth. Here.

So I thought to myself,
why not just move
to where I am?

All I need is
a change of clothes
and my DVDs...

A couch to crash on...

(CLEARS THROAT)

Any old couch.

Yes, my guess is

the decibel levels
overloaded your
whole system.

What about
El Blanco's system?

That's gotta be
why he moved

all the way up
against the mountains,

to get as far away
as he can from
that noise.

(YELLING) Something ate
my shed with me in it!

I'm guessing bugs.
What?

My ears are ringing!

(YELLING) Did you
see it? Can you
describe it?

Yeah, it's like
the stuff stuck
on my windshield!

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

Imagine that running across
your bathroom floor
in the middle of the night.

TYLER: How come
the uglier something
looks,

the more of them
they are.

Mother Nature's
funny like that. You
got a plastic bag?

Hmm. Be right back.

Want to get this
to the lab, see what
we're dealing with.

But first,
let's stop by
your place.

(YELLS) What did you say?

They warned you
about this place,
right?

Oh, yeah. I mean,
that's why the county's
paying us double time.

Well, that's fair.

But, you know, since
those wrist-seismos
aren't working so well,

you guys should
really head back home

until we got this
whole bug thing
under control.

(CHUCKLES)
Take a look at this.

Oh, you gotta
check this out.

I was in here
the other day. They
didn't have any.

Hey, you must
have just got more
of these in, huh?

Hey. Oh, and a few
of these Graboid
things right there.

Guess you found
everything okay.

(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, pretty much.

Think I cleaned
you out of all your
Graboid stuff.

Stuff sells
pretty well, huh?

Actually, you're...

You're right,
can't keep it
in stock.

Hey, where'd
everybody go?

Up to Rosalita's.

Okay, that's
$35.63 for you.

Here you go.
Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay, and for you...

Find it all okay?

Yeah, no problem.
Thanks.

Everything where
you thought it
was gonna be?

It was. Thanks.
Pretty much.

$22.95.

Okay, there you go.

Thank you.

Keep the change.
Thanks.

Hey, guys, you be
careful out there,
okay?

Next week's
our two-for-one
special.

Two for one?
Yeah.

Well, the good news is
if they're eating wood,
they're not eating...

Don't say it,
don't say it.

Well, whatever did this
feeds on dry wood,
like termites.

From what you said,
I'm assuming they
only make that

ear-splitting sound
when they've
spotted food.

So it's cicada,
and now maybe
termites?

I got that old bad
feeling we're talking
about...

I said don't
say it.
Mixmaster!

Mixmaster?

A compound that
unfortunately leaked
into the valley.

Allows DNA of
various non-human
species

to combine to form
new life forms.

That's all I can say.

Well, where the hell
did that come from?

It's classified.

Oh! Government's
involved.

Sweep those costly
screw-ups under
the rug, huh?

Where are you
coming from
anyway, huh?

From a career that
has been nothing
but impeded

by intrusive federal
bureaucracy.

Yeah, I don't
want to discourage
political debate here

but maybe we
can just work
together. Okay?

I'm going to go
isolate some spoor from
our mysterious life form.

Check its DNA.

You do that.

ROSALITA: What
am I gonna do?

My house is made out
of wood, you know.

Well, the whole town's
made out of wood.

Not your place.
You live in a tin can.

Hey, you mind
if I bunk with you
for a few days?

What are neighbors for?

Thank you.

So friendly around here.

Hey, Tyler, those guys
working on the road,

you tell 'em
to clear out, okay?

Couldn't do that, Twitch,

considering you're
the authority figure
around here.

Fine. I gotta do
everything myself,
anyway.

Hey, hey, Tyler,
listen, if I take
the main road, is it...

Okay, here goes, 15 cc's.

Okay, Casey. What next?

(COUGHS)

Into the spectrometer?
Huh?

Spectrometer.

Oh! The old
microwave there.

Doesn't know what
a spectrometer is.

Okay, so far,
we have isolated
the cicadae

and the termite DNA.

So now we're looking
to see if there's
a third species

lurking in there
somewhere, right?

Off the table!

Break something
and I've got
the authorities

making me file
damage reports,

asking for info
they do not have

the constitutional
right to request.

You know, if you'd
maybe stick around
till Burt gets back,

you just might
hit it off.

Yeah, I caught
his 60 Minutes
interview.

What a stiff!

I prefer a man
with a sense
of joie de vivre

or a man worth
shaving my legs for.

So what if there's
maggot DNA
in these bugs?

What's that?
Baby flies
or something?

Rosalita, they eat meat.

They eat flesh.

Once they get
their fill of wood,

they'll start
on warm-blooded
animals.

(FAINT CHIRPING)

Twitch, Tyler here.
Do you copy?

(ON RADIO) Twitch, Tyler here.
You copy?

(CHIRPING GETS LOUDER)

Twitch, Tyler here.
Come in.

Twitch, I knew I'd
find you on the way
to the road crew.

Come on.
Let's go, Twitch.

(GRUNTS)
Come on.

TYLER: Come on.

(DISTANT CHIRPING)

(MAN GROANING)

(MAN SCREAMING)

(LOUD CHIRPING)

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

(LOUD CHIRPING CONTINUES)

That woman,
Dr. Debevic,
gave me these.

Plays a signal
that counteracts
the sound of the bugs.

What?

TYLER: Trucks
are still here.

Hey, guys!

This guy's dead, too.

You found him.

JODI: Where's your car?
TWITCHELL: What?

He almost got
swarmed by
those things.

DEBEVIC:
Thank goodness,
the Fed's okay.

I got there just before
the bugs got him.

We also found those
two road crew guys.

They're dead.

I think it's time
we pack our bags

and get our tails
out of here.

Leave our homes
and come back
to what?

Just for a while, Nancy.

Well, you saw them
where? Between here
and Rosalita's.

That's like three miles.

The road crew
guys were closer.

Okay, so let's move up
to the north end
of the valley for a while,

stay out of their way
and wait 'em out.

The point is there's
a bunch of the swarms
out there,

and we've got no idea
where they are.

They roam
around hungry

just looking
for targets of opportunity.

What are they exactly?

What you get when
you mix termite
and cicada DNA.

Throw in a few
maggot genes
for fun.

Termites, cicadae...

Tercadae!

My guess is they're
about to lay eggs.

Lots of eggs.

(DISTANT CHIRPING)

Do you hear that? Listen.

Listen.

It's them.

Where's he going?

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)

(BEEPING)

It's time to get
the frick out of here.

Get yourself out.
I'm not ready
to leave. Not yet.

What is it with
you people?
You never leave!

There's millions of 'em!

We might be able to
off road around 'em
if we hurry.

How are we gonna
get around them
with all the noise?

I'd rather
fight them here

than be sitting ducks
out there.

Fight them
with what?

Okay, Doctor,
how do you think they
target on something?

Sight? Sense of smell?

Look at their DNA,
they're using everything.

Wait. They've got
like super smelling,
right?

Well, can't we decoy them,
get them to follow
some other smell?

Better than this?
We're the highest
concentration

of dry wood and
fresh meat around.

We shouldn't
be the food.
We're smarter.

Who freaking cares?

Smart and eaten
by bugs is not good!

Okay, let's think
about this.
If we are the food,

what's more tempting
than food?

What's the one thing
that every living
creature

can't possibly resist?

Doctor, you mentioned
your recordings,

your collection
of mating calls,
right?

I see where
you're going.

Is there one in there
that might attract
those insects?

I've got 'em all
but we left 'em
in the truck.

But how do you know
it's their mating season?

That's moot.

Moot?

The mating season
for arthropods

is when they hear
their mating call.

But how are we gonna
get to the tapes?
Isn't it too late?

It's never too late.
I'll get you there.
Come on.

Tyler, I'm here
for you, man.

Forget it, man.
One guy stupid enough
to try this, that's me.

Down!

Come on!

You're not
the only one
stupid enough!

Why do you think
I moved to this town?

Let's do it!

I know. I know
I didn't listen
to you,

but you're just
gonna have to
get used to it.

Been used to it from
the moment I met you.

Got it!

I got it!

I got it.
Here it is.

Arthropoda Insecta Isoptera.

It's horny termites.

We need a speaker.

Yeah.

How about your
boom box, I can
hot-wire that.

We don't need
a boom box.

(CHUCKLES) I laugh
at boom boxes.

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)

Wicked, huh?

Yeah, five-channel amp
with built-in crossover

and bass boost
for plenty of
low-end grunt.

(MUSIC STOPS)

Can you wire it?

No problem.

Yeah, I bought it
to impress girls,

but all I got
was hearing loss.

(LOUD CHIRPING)

I called
for a helicopter

in case Tyler's
bright idea
craps out on us!

The little buggy bastards!

I don't think yelling
at them is gonna help!

They just covered the road!

It was good of you
to stay here, Twitch!

It's easier
than going home
to the wife!

Just kidding!

Hey, this is
my valley, too!

Besides, I was ashamed
to steal one of your cars.

That should do it.

(INSECTS CHIRPING
ON CAR STEREO)

Okay, that sounds
good. Let's go.

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)

Well?

Let's do it!

Can I drive?

In the back.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

They're everywhere!

TWITCHELL:
I can't take it
anymore!

JODI: Come on,
to the freezer!

Quick, let's
get inside!

(FAINT CHIRPING)

(INSECTS CHIRPING
ON CAR STEREO)

Come and get it.

(CHIRPING FADES)

(SNEEZES)

(SNIFFS)

This has gotta be
like the slowest speed
chase ever!

Doctor, where exactly
are we going?

I never thought
it through that far.

We could go
to Lake Mead.

I'm serious!

Just like
Beginning of the End,
1957, Peter Graves.

They drive these
grasshoppers
into the lake.

It's awesome!

We're gonna drive
all the way to Lake Mead
with these guys?

What are we gonna
do, drive down
the interstate?

What about
that road
down there?

Larry and I commandeer
a couple of vehicles.

You lead them
down the road,
we drive over them.

Road? Yeah.

But we don't have
to crush 'em.

The word flambé
comes to mind.

Just keep heading
for the road.

(CHIRPING ON CAR STEREO
CONTINUES)

(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)

Come on! Please! Please!
Come on! No, no, no!

Just a little more.
Little more.

(CAR ENGINE STOPS)

No! No!

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

Good thinking.

(GRUNTS)

What the hell
is he doing?

(GRUNTING)

(INSECTS CHIRPING)

TYLER: This ought
to barbecue those
suckers real good.

What were you thinking?

I don't get
the mileage
I used to.

(GRUNTS)

That all of 'em?

How many
do you want?

Gentlemen,
light your bugs.

You got a lighter?

Lighter? No.

No.

TYLER: Hey,
the Ass-Blaster
lighter.

It's either amazingly
good news or
unbelievably bad.

Thanks, Larry,
for the idea.

Beginning of the End?

No, fly paper.

Listen, Doc, I'll get
out there tomorrow

and put some
new tires
on your truck.

Awful gentlemanly
of you to offer her

a ride back
to the lab, Twitch.

Yeah, it's not a problem.
She seems okay with it.

If not, I'll find out
about it when I run
her TRW,

check her
credit card
purchases

and get that
list of websites
she logs onto.

Hey, you're a riot.

I may very well
be recording this
whole conversation

and you would
never know it,
so be careful.

You just try it there,
Doctor Dolittle.

Don't tempt me,
you mid-level
functionary.

(MOANING)

(COUGHING)

Hey, sick person.

(GROANS)

Here's some tea,

and I have
one question for you.

What night is tonight?

I don't know.

Vincent Price night!

All right, I'll let you pick.

We've got
Theater of Blood,
House on Haunted Hill,

Tales of Terror.

And The Fly,
which is a great DVD.

(MOANS)
This is gonna be great.

Hey, Nancy, later,
when you go to bed
and stuff,

and you're not
using the couch, uh...

I mean, I'm
perfectly happy

sleeping in my car
and everything...

In the cold.

Larry, you may
have the guest room.

Really?
Really.

(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my own room.

For one week.
Seven nights.

(SNEEZES)

I understand.
I'm sure you have
lots of uses...

I mean, you've got
people and guests
coming and going.

I'm sure you got
lots of plans
for that big,

empty room just
sitting there.

Yes, I do, Larry.

Handball.

(SNEEZES)

(MOANS)