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Looks like they dug the main tunnel
back about 1,000 feet.
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Lots of drops and side tunnels.
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Before those Graboids ate
all the miners, I'll bet, right?
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No, this mine was played out
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long before those things showed up.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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Down again. Same spot as last month.
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Damn El Blanco.
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Yeah, he's just a subterranean
pain in the butt.
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You know,
we can move this whole fence line
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back along those rocks over there.
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I could get a roll of wire
when I head into town.
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I can't afford a new fence.
Let's just fix it.
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Someone's in the mine.
Wait here!
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I'm not waiting anywhere.
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Take it easy, buddy.
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Take it easy, buddy. We got you.
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Oh, my God. What's wrong with him?
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We got you.
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Rosalita, I'm gonna go get the truck.
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Now, you talk to him, all right?
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Talk to him so he doesn't go
into shock. Got it?
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All right. Be right back.
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Okay, we're gonna get you
to the hospital.
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It looks like a ghost.
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A ghost!
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It's coming.
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It's coming!
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Let me help you.
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We need to get out of here, Harlow.
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Go ahead and get the horses.
I got him.
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No, no, no. You'll get them later.
Let's go.
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Right.
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- Success.
- Really? What?
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My first wine and cheese tour.
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- Great. Burt, did you hear that?
- Oh, yeah.
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A little wine, a little cheese,
some Ry Cooder.
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And to top it off,
El Blanco showed up for a sighting.
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I had myself one jeepload
of happy newlyweds.
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Even got some nice tips.
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What's wrong with Burt?
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He has been here every day
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monopolizing my seismo monitor.
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Playing back old data
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of El Blanco's movements
around the valley.
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Somehow, he's looking
for the underground lab.
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And finding it. There.
There, look at that.
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Look.
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Three weeks ago, El Blanco
moving along as he normally does.
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Right there, he makes
a 90-degree turn
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then goes perfectly straight.
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Yes, he does, Burt.
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Don't humor me. My point is there are
no right angles in nature!
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As the Native Americans say,
everything in nature wants to be a circle.
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They don't exist,
practically speaking.
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A right angle is a manmade conception.
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Now, the lab was built underground.
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And because it was a military secret,
no one could know.
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It was abandoned.
The entrance was sealed.
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I found no trace of it on the surface.
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But El Blanco may have just
found it for me.
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By making a turn?
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And following a straight line.
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Now, there's obviously something
manmade under the ground
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at 36 north 49, 114 west 40.
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Maybe he's just following
an old pipe or something.
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Or a wall.
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You gotta get a life here, Burt.
The place was shut down for 30 years.
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Even if you find it,
what's gonna be there?
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Empty rooms? Broken test tubes?
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Proof!
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Proof the government covered this place
up and endangered our lives.
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We are pawns of the military
industrial complex
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and I say it's about time...
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Precisely.
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I gotta go. My ratatouille is done.
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- Anybody hungry?
- Sounds good to me.
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Whatever it is.
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Here, it's for the beer.
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For all the other beers.
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And what was that, a ratahooey?
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"Touille." It's a French dish.
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Jodi, Harlow here.
Do you copy, over?
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Yeah, Harlow, I copy. Go ahead.
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We're bringing in a badly injured man.
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Need you to call an ambulance.
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You got it.
What's wrong with him? Over.
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Well, kind of hard to explain.
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Why does everything new in this whole
maldito valley come after me first?
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Rosalita, what did you see exactly?
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It was a ghost, Burt.
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Oh, for the love of Pete!
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Listen to me.
It was green, it was glowing.
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It was making this awful noise.
It was chasing me.
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I could see right through it
and everything.
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Rosalita, that is preposterous.
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I know what I saw, Burt.
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Rosa...
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Nice going, Burt.
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Obviously, she saw something.
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Yeah, something scary.
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You know, she hauled that
big guy out of the mine
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- all by herself.
- I'm not saying nothing happened.
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I'm just saying it wasn't a ghost.
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Can we at least agree on that?
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Of course.
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I've been thinking
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that we're developing a vortex.
In the valley, I mean.
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A concentration of energy,
like at Stonehenge
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- or the Great Pyramids.
- Don't you start.
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No, it's not just me.
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In Sedona, they have at least five
of these energy fields.
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Thousands of people
go there every year
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just for the positive vibes.
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Well, I think we may have a vortex, too.
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Look at all the strange
occurrences that occur here.
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Much more going on than meets the eye.
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That's what I've always said.
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She's not talking conspiracies, Burt.
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Right.
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Masculine, or feminine, cosmic forces.
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If we can't remain rational,
we are lost.
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Look. We're going to that mine
first thing tomorrow.
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Find out what the hell's
really going on.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, women and their imaginations.
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Coyote can fool them so easily.
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Coyote, the trickster.
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You know, he takes on different forms,
so he can mess with your head.
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I'm heading into Bixby, cowboy.
I'll see you Thursday.
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You fellas go near that mine,
watch yourselves.
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Watch your step.
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There can be vertical drops,
loose timbers.
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I'm more worried about anything that's
green and glowing.
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Personally, you couldn't pay me enough
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to poke around places like this.
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I wouldn't be a bit surprised if
whatever's going on
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is somehow linked to that lab.
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Come on, Burt. You can't blame it
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for every weird thing that happens.
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Remains to be seen.
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Explain why the government's rejected
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every Freedom of Information
petition I've filed.
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'Cause maybe you've
exceeded your limit.
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Is this all you have?
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You've been through
every guidebook in the store.
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With everything that goes on
around here,
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you'd think there be at least
one ghost legend.
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Nothing! It sucks.
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- Do you need a hand?
- I got it.
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Oh, Burt's back.
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Hey.
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What's wrong, guys?
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The guy they brought in
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Wasn't alone.
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What could be doing this?
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I bet we're about to get
the official explanation.
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Twitchell.
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- Gummer.
- Hey!
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Damn! Wow, two more, huh?
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Got the initial coroner's report
on the first fella.
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Coroner?
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Yeah. Guess he died on the way in.
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"Death due to severe dehydration."
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Oh, really. They noticed that?
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Yeah. I, uh...
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I sent a sample tissue into
the Department of Mines.
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Apparently, they've seen
this kind of thing before.
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They're waiting on toxicology,
but, in the past, the cause was
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"probable exposure
to heated methane gas."
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Methane gas?
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Yeah. Something about
thermal events in the mine.
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Somehow the gas
dries things out. So...
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Come on. They're totally mummified.
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And they were barely in there a day.
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And what about the other guy?
What'd he do, just stand there
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while some poisonous gas
dried out his arm and his face?
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Hey, hey, hey!
I'm not the expert here, guys.
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Read it yourself.
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Rosalita, could it have been
some kind of green gas?
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It was movingall by itself,
like if it was alive.
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Not like any smoke or anything.
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Freaking worm.
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You drove all the way out here
to hand-deliver this?
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Doing an assessment of the mine.
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Assessing what?
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You know, to see how much it cost
to seal it up or whatever.
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Seal it up? Did you hear that?
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Just so no one gets hurt,
Gummer. That's all.
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Really?
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And we'll go assess with you.
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Mine's off-limits to the public.
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You gonna try to stop me?
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Down, Burt.
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You know what?
Why don't you come along? Both of you.
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The more, the merrier.
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I don't know how you guys
put up with him. Day in, day out...
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Twitch. You're really playing
the gas thing to the max here.
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I mean, we were in there.
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If it was gas,
it would have gotten us, too.
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You've been warned.
Reports say methane gas.
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Reports also say
there's no underground lab.
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Damn it, Gummer.
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I've asked a dozen times about that.
No one knows anything.
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They all think I'm nuts
around the office.
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You know, the only
conspiracy out here
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is you keeping me
from being reassigned
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someplace where people are normal!
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He just insult us?
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Yes, he did.
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Right here is where
we found those two.
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Hey, hey, guys!
We gotta stick together here.
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That's how you do it.
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Guys?
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You think they went this far?
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- Footprints.
- Oh!
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Here's where they started running.
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That's the woman falling, crawling.
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Okay, all right, Tonto.
Got you, thanks.
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Funny thing is, though,
there's no methane reading at all.
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- What a surprise.
- Hey.
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What?
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An airshaft.
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Well, yeah. They gotta get
the air into the mine, right?
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It leads down.
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I can't seethe end of it.
It's long, though.
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Ventilation shaft.
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Pulls the air in from the mine.
Very clever.
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What's clever?
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Don't put the airshaft on the surface
where it might be discovered.
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Hide it in an abandoned mine.
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They gotta breathe down there,
don't they?
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Right? In the lab?
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I'm telling you,
Twitchell. Your bosses are playing you
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just like they play
the rest of us every day.
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Yeah. It's scary when Burt
starts being right about things.
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Cul-de-sac.
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Oh, sweet mother.
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Is that it?
Is that what mummifies people?
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Let's see.
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Hey!
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What do we do?
We gotta do something!
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Maybe we could run
through it real fast.
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- Did you see the apple?
- No, wait a minute.
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We don't have a minute, Burt.
I'm going for daylight.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Okay. Okay, squeeze up
against the other wall.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real fast.
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Why do I...
Why do I go first?
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Not following us.
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Maybe it just stays in the mine.
254
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,882
Let's hope so.
255
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,450
Methane gas. Sons of bitches!
256
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:10,886
What the hell is that thing?
257
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,022
Whatever it is, it's
obviously hydrophilic.
258
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,190
It likes water.
259
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,469
Well, I can see that!
Why is it chasing people?
260
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,740
We're 90% water.
You know, high-school biology?
261
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,139
Whatever.
What the hell is it?
262
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,006
You tell me, government man!
263
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,171
I can sure see why Rosalita
thought it was a ghost.
264
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,544
Don't you start!
265
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,607
Hey, excuse me, but if it looks like
a ghost and acts like a ghost...
266
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:33,878
What we're dealing with here
267
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:37,319
is obviously some diabolical
water-absorbing agent
268
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,289
that most likely had its genesis
269
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,826
in our very own long abandoned,
270
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,455
government-supported
secret biotech laboratory!
271
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,824
For God's sake, be rational.
272
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,009
Check out the article
on page 8 on Sedona.
273
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:03,376
So, if we do have this vortex
around here, that means that this thing
274
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,776
could be a paranormal event?
275
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,750
Could be. You know, blocked psychic
energy, vibratory emanations...
276
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,314
There's a bunch of different things.
277
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,884
- Hey, you guys. Did you see anything?
- Hey.
278
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,758
- Well, Burt owes you an apology.
- I do not!
279
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,195
You saw it, didn't you?
280
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,458
Damn right we saw it!
281
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,466
Methane freaking gas.
282
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,799
- Gentlemen.
- Hey, folks.
283
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,972
Gene Fallon, Charlie Wilhelm.
284
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,009
Environmental Protection Agency
Emergency Taskforce.
285
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,805
Boy, word travels fast.
286
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,278
Yeah, we're here to deal with
a methane leak in an old silver mine?
287
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,747
Hey, buddy. We just ran into the...
288
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:41,013
The thing that killed those people.
It's no methane leak.
289
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,713
W.D. Twitchell. Interior.
290
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,781
You fellas are way out
of the loop on this one.
291
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,120
I don't know what the hell it was,
292
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,352
but when I file my report...
293
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:49,860
I suggest you check
with your superiors
294
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,725
before filing any report.
295
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,159
Can you say cover-up?
296
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,201
Yeah, if it looks one
and acts like one...
297
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,001
Let's walk.
298
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,576
Hey, pal. Now, we both work for
the same great superpower, right?
299
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,245
So, how about giving me a freaking
heads-up here?
300
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,289
Well, we're on a strictly
need-to-know basis here.
301
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,086
Well, I'm in charge of
this little garden spot.
302
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,456
I think I have a need to know.
303
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,427
No. You don't.
304
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,421
What have you got?
About 15 years in?
305
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,729
You're maybe GS 11? Twelve?
306
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,000
Wanna keep it that way?
307
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,727
Play it smart.
308
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,838
This is off your plate.
309
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,809
- Have a nice day.
- You, too.
310
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,283
By the way, pal,
311
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,518
GS 13.
312
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,351
Something tells me
Twitchell just forgot
313
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,828
everything he saw in the mine.
314
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,832
Whatever we're dealing with,
it's just gone up the ladder.
315
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:06,064
Well, folks, methane gas
can be pretty dangerous,
316
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,140
so we're asking you to remain in town
317
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,676
until we've dealt with the problem.
318
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,440
You mean the problem
that floated out of the air vent
319
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:19,610
that connects to the hidden
underground biotech lab?
320
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,288
Poker-faced sons of bitches.
What do they really think it is?
321
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,888
You know, my grandmother
used to tell me,
322
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,493
in China, people believe
that there are demons everywhere.
323
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:41,167
They call them kwei.
They're mostly invisible,
324
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,800
but sometimes you can see them,
and they're green.
325
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,239
You live with people,
you think you know them.
326
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,583
Burt, let's follow those dudes.
327
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,244
Guys, I don't think that's wise.
328
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,810
Yeah. Don't mess with them.
329
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,926
All right, stay sharp.
According to the lab work,
330
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,225
at this stage of its development,
331
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,596
the microbe migrates, voraciously.
332
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,611
My God.
Look at the size of that thing.
333
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,614
That's the wrong color.
It's supposed to be orange, isn't it?
334
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,174
Well, just stick with the game plan.
335
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,590
Damn! It's out of the mine!
336
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,299
And twice as big as it was.
337
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:45,859
What's it doing way out here?
338
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,132
Searching for more water.
339
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,572
You've got more toys...
340
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,206
- Okay.
- Yeah.
341
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,581
Get a read on wind direction.
342
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,744
Yeah.
343
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,497
- Aha.
- "Aha"?
344
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,623
- It's bacteria.
- The ghost?
345
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,395
I mean, ghost-like thing.
346
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,436
The formula on those canisters.
347
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:24,499
Aerophobia extirpatus.
A powerful antibacterial agent
developed for the military.
348
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,373
You're making this up.
349
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,907
All right. I've got a reading.
350
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,839
- Got it.
- Great.
351
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,080
- What is it?
- Wind speed's five knots out of the northeast.
352
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,381
Perfect. Let's move.
353
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,547
Yeah.
354
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,161
You got pressure?
355
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,397
You're damn right I do.
356
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,599
Okay. Let's go get this baby.
357
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,407
- Okay, you set?
- Yeah.
358
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:03,914
- Let's go. Do it.
- Got it.
359
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,020
It's not doing it.
360
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,089
Keep it up.
361
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,927
- I'm telling you, it's not working!
- I don't get it!
362
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,157
Something's really wrong down there.
363
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,292
Yep.
364
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,160
There's no reaction or nothing!
365
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,264
All right, we have to bail!
366
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,400
We have to figure out what's
going on with this thing.
367
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:36,171
We have to bail, Charlie!
Now, Charlie!
368
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:53,487
Charlie, turn and run now!
369
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,958
Get in the car!
370
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,764
- Get in the car, Charlie!
- I...
371
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,400
Charlie! Charlie!
372
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,366
Give me your hand, Charlie!
373
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,404
Get out of the way!
374
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:45,846
Get out of the way!
375
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,353
- Easy, man. It's not coming.
- At least not yet.
376
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:50,888
It's heading west.
377
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,116
We saw what happened.
378
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,782
Yeah. Sorry about your partner.
379
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,451
What went wrong?
380
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,188
It's classified.
381
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:00,288
That hardly seems relevant.
382
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:04,924
Look, man, you've been
through hell. I get it.
383
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,597
But your stuff didn't
work. Let us help.
384
00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,634
We know where it came from.
385
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,108
We know what kind of spray you used.
386
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,145
We know the cloud's
a bunch of bacteria.
387
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,974
Trust me. There's no
secrets with this guy.
388
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,981
Now, damn it!
Other people are gonna die
389
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,919
if we don't start getting answers
instead of getting stonewalled.
390
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,050
It's genetically engineered bacteria.
391
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,893
Intensely hydrophilic.
392
00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,998
Gains its energy by breaking down
water molecules.
393
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,093
And 30 years ago, it was engineered
394
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,695
in a laboratory that never existed.
395
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,969
The stuff must have survived
all this time and then escaped,
396
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,210
eventually into the environment.
397
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,179
But our spray should have worked.
398
00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:57,077
Fine-tuned specifically to kill
this particular microbe.
399
00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,885
Why was something like that
engineered in the first place?
400
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,482
Typical Cold War BS.
401
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,085
Secret weapon intended
to wipe out hostile forces,
402
00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:06,357
maybe even entire populations.
403
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,690
Actually, to preserve food.
404
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:09,756
Come again?
405
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,267
They wanted a low-tech method
406
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:13,497
to remove the moisture
in food products.
407
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,096
They figured it would be a big seller
408
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,073
in countries without refrigeration.
409
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,301
I guess not everything in the lab
410
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,345
was an evil plot to destroy the world.
411
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,143
Unfortunately, it was so deadly
it had to be shelved.
412
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:29,614
Just don't know why the aerophobia
didn't neutralize it.
413
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,751
Or why it was a different color.
414
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,052
Different color?
415
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:38,585
They spliced in genes
encoded to fluoresce,
416
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:40,858
to make it easily identifiable.
417
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:44,459
But our data showed that it
would glow orange, not green.
418
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:49,437
So I can't figure what triggered
it to change wavelengths,
419
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:50,531
unless it mutated or something.
420
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,702
Mutated? What about Mixmaster?
421
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,039
That's what I'm thinking.
422
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:57,946
Do you think Mixmaster could've
somehow modified the bacteria?
423
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,079
Mixmaster? What the hell
are you talking about?
424
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:03,314
Mixmaster! The compound
developed in the lab
425
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,322
to mix DNA of different species?
426
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,621
Who are you people?
427
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:12,190
We get around.
We hear things.
428
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,225
Your bosses sent you out
here uninformed.
429
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,494
Typical.
430
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:17,899
Look, meet us back in town.
431
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,096
There's someone we need
to talk to. An expert.
432
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:21,160
Who?
433
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,504
It... It's classified.
434
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:34,048
Been too long, my dear.
Wouldn't know where to start.
435
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,413
Cletus?
436
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,582
Nancy.
437
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:42,083
My favorite good Samaritan.
438
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:48,287
Jodi, you still don't
have an action figure
439
00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:50,596
of my late lamented 4-12?
440
00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,599
Isn't that supposed to be a secret,
along with you?
441
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,408
I guess we did say that.
442
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,302
Where's the EPA guy?
443
00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:01,504
Oh, he's, like, sealed up in his van.
444
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:04,207
Yeah, he's pretty
freaked out in general.
445
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,748
Who could blame the poor guy?
446
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:10,521
Fallon, this is Cletus Poffenberger.
447
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,284
Something of an expert on the flora
and fauna around here.
448
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,151
Whoa!
449
00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:21,857
I used to be a lot like you.
450
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:24,064
A real rule man.
451
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:29,137
So, son, you got yourself
a runaway microbe,
452
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,267
resistant to good old
knockout spray CHBNO3?
453
00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:33,970
You just tell everybody
everything around here?
454
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,140
Now, what you want to do
455
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:43,051
is get a sample over to, say,
NTS or NSA.
456
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:47,320
Whoever. Have them run it through
a mass spectrometer
457
00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:50,388
or a nuclear magnetic resonance unit.
458
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,421
No need. I've already
run the tests myself.
459
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:53,725
I've got an NMR right here.
460
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:56,191
Get out of town.
461
00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,830
In my day, they were
the size of a Buick.
462
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:04,068
But the readings don't make sense.
It's like it's not the same bacteria.
463
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,700
Mind if I take a peek?
464
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:08,007
What does it take to get
through to you people?
465
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,740
I'm not supposed
to have anybody in here...
466
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:12,315
Tell them you were forced at gunpoint.
467
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:22,491
Oh, my God.
468
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:27,154
I was so hoping you were wrong, Burt.
469
00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:29,226
Burt's been on a roll lately.
470
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:31,893
Wrong about what?
471
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:37,067
It is Mixmaster.
That's what mutated the bacteria.
472
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,177
Crossed it with some other
bacteria in the lab.
473
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:42,736
Come on, Cletus.
We figured that much already.
474
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,112
You're missing
the scope of the problem.
475
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,708
So, given the circumstances,
476
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,313
I can only assume the fools
left some Mixmaster behind
477
00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:52,754
when they abandoned the lab.
478
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,159
Eventually the containers leaked
479
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:59,685
and Mixmaster contaminated
the bacteria.
480
00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,528
But if we can kill the bacteria,
problem solved, right?
481
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,760
No.
482
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,099
The bacteria is only the beginning.
483
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:11,604
Any organism discards old, dead cells.
484
00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:14,607
Bacterial cloud is no different.
485
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:18,080
The floor of the mine is no doubt
littered with them.
486
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,976
Any insect that eats those cells
487
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,785
will have Mixmaster in its DNA.
488
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:32,327
That insect's DNA will mix with
the next animal that eats it.
489
00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:35,630
And so on.
490
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,732
The result,
491
00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:42,702
Mixmaster is loose in your valley.
492
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,632
Are we all gonna be contaminated?
493
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,541
No, it has no effect on humans.
494
00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,978
That was the one thing
we made sure of.
495
00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,983
But it will keep spreading,
496
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,780
mixing willy-nilly the DNA
497
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,822
of every plant and animal
that ingests it.
498
00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:03,584
There'll be countless,
unimaginable mutations.
499
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:06,061
Grasshoppers with scorpion tails,
500
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,327
Gila monsters with bat wings.
501
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:12,934
Well, it ought to be good
for the tour business.
502
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:19,104
Now, the valley's natural barriers
will most likely keep it
503
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,236
from spreading to the rest
of the world.
504
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,746
A sort of Shangri-La in reverse.
505
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:27,777
And I bet most of these
mutations won't survive.
506
00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:31,983
Absolutely correct.
99% will simply die at birth.
507
00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:35,919
But that other 1%...
508
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:44,628
No, sir.
509
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:52,267
No, sir. The situation is still active.
510
00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,137
Right.
511
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,113
The countermeasure
was totally ineffective.
512
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,884
Yeah, I uploaded the genetic data.
513
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:04,746
No, sir.
514
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:05,878
Sir,
515
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:11,087
I think you need to know
that this landline is not secure.
516
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:12,853
Right.
517
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,895
Here's the mine.
Dried-up cactus all along here.
518
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,494
And here's where the EPA guy
was killed, then it went west.
519
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,501
I bet it was headed for those
cottonwoods along the creek bed.
520
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:25,098
And right here is where I have
a stock-watering tank.
521
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,701
It was full yesterday.
This morning, bone-dry.
522
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,213
It's almost a straight line
headed for town.
523
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,648
It'll keep heading for the highest
concentration of water it can find.
524
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:36,619
The more it finds, the bigger it's
gonna get.
525
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,421
We are so very screwed.
526
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,274
Okay, people, I need to talk to you.
527
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,977
Just got new orders from headquarters.
528
00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,075
What did they say?
529
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,746
Well, they can't risk having
the bacteria escape the valley,
530
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,881
so they've made this job
priority number one.
531
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,348
Sounds good to me.
532
00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:17,792
It's not so good.
They analyzed the data that I sent,
533
00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:20,660
and they identified the bacteria
that it's combined with.
534
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:24,498
One that only exists in the volcanic
vents on the ocean floor,
535
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,595
an extremely rare
silicon-based life form.
536
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,300
Where the hell'd they find
the DNA for the ocean?
537
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,774
We had it in the lab.
538
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,744
We had a lot of DNA in the lab
for Project 4-12.
539
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:37,508
The silicon toughened his hide.
540
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:38,879
Now, you gotta understand.
541
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,680
Almost all life on Earth
is carbon-based.
542
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:45,621
So we can't kill a silicon-based one
with any toxic agent known.
543
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,749
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The point is?
544
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:51,818
The point is, the only way to kill
this thing is with extreme heat.
545
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:54,694
There's an A-4 Skyhawk
on the runway at Edwards,
546
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,631
- loaded with napalm.
- Come again?
547
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,226
When the bacteria is concentrated
on the water tower,
548
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,736
they'll make a surgical strike.
549
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:04,332
A surgical strike? With napalm?
550
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,034
Define "surgical."
551
00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:09,469
It'll incinerate
about four square miles.
552
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,571
Look, come on.
553
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:12,912
- You're crazy.
- That's a surgical strike?
554
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,349
That's the best that we can do.
555
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,387
The best you can do is
destroy our whole town?
556
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,787
Now, look. This could jeopardize
the whole damn country.
557
00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,290
I'm sorry.
558
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,657
But you're now ordered
to vacate the valley immediately.
559
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:27,220
We live here because we choose to.
This is our home.
560
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,064
We're the kind of people
who'll fight for our home.
561
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,365
We know. That's why they just
dispatched a National Guard unit
562
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,201
to make sure that you do evacuate.
563
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,841
They'll be here in three hours.
564
00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:42,672
We can't let them run us off.
565
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,908
But what if we somehow
dump over the tower
566
00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:46,074
and get rid of all the water?
567
00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:48,710
No good. The ground would
still be soaked with it.
568
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:51,152
Burt? Can't you blow it up?
569
00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,122
- You're good at that.
- No!
570
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,522
You'd just spread it out.
571
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,152
Now, we've considered all these options.
We have to get going.
572
00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,093
That's enough, Fallon.
573
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,304
It's right over the ridge.
Headed this way.
574
00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:11,170
And it's even bigger than before.
575
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,266
You come up with anything yet?
576
00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:13,640
Not yet.
577
00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:15,110
If it went into the water tower
578
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,807
couldn't we somehow
throw something over it,
579
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:20,248
a big tarp, and seal it in?
580
00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:21,342
Wouldn't be airtight.
581
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,546
You'd need an airtight container
for something like that.
582
00:35:25,423 --> 00:35:26,447
Isn't that airtight?
583
00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:28,551
- Yeah, but...
- What is it?
584
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,025
It's a toxic-waste container.
585
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,789
But you're not gonna get
any bacteria in there
586
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,888
unless you have a 50-amp
toxic-cleanup vac.
587
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,694
And I don't happen
to have one right now.
588
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,734
What did you say?
Vac? Like vacuum?
589
00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:41,228
Yeah, a vacuum cleaner,
basically. So what?
590
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:42,738
- Come on.
- "Come on" what?
591
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,703
How about this?
592
00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:51,805
A garage vac?
593
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,579
Sure. Only we hitch it
to the output of your container.
594
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:55,914
It's gotta be airtight.
595
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,614
Duct tape!
Duct tape can do anything.
596
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,349
- Yeah!
- You people don't get it, do you?
597
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,084
No, no, no, no, no.
598
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,151
If we keep the motor running till
the cloud is all inside,
599
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:06,526
back pressure will keep it
from escaping
600
00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:08,155
until we can seal his container.
601
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,530
But even if it worked, who's gonna
get close enough to it to use it?
602
00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:11,727
I'll do it.
603
00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:13,201
That's why you're gonna loan me
your hazmat suit.
604
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,705
No way. I am not in on this.
605
00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:22,135
We're about the same size.
606
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,737
I'll go get the suit.
607
00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,247
Extension cords. Lots of them.
608
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:26,305
- Coming up.
- Good, good.
609
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,418
Good here, Cletus.
610
00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:37,017
This is hopeless.
611
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,925
The National Guard will be here
in a half an hour,
612
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:41,464
and when they come,
they're gonna make you leave.
613
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,022
We'll go stop them.
614
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,089
We will?
615
00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:47,262
Get back here.
They can't stop the National Guard!
616
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:48,896
Yeah, with those two,
I'd call it even money.
617
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,897
Come on.
How are we gonna block the road
618
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:52,738
with your pathetic little truck?
619
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,108
We're gonna use El Blanco,
get him to chase us.
620
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,416
That's a garden hose.
That's not going to work.
621
00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:03,544
How's that?
622
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,679
Looking good.
623
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,255
You don't have the power.
624
00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:08,849
In order to maintain
enough back pressure
625
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,622
that motor needs to be going
at least three or four times as fast.
626
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:14,825
Do you have anything positive
to add to this equation?
627
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,266
I am trying to get you people
to understand reason.
628
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,963
Too late for that.
629
00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:21,561
Can we hook that up to 220 volts?
630
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,266
No, burn out the motor.
631
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:25,172
Maximum RPMs.
632
00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:27,638
The power take-off on my truck!
633
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,513
You think it's gonna work?
634
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,711
There's a thin line between
genius and insanity.
635
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:38,186
Which side of the line are they on?
636
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,361
So! What is the plan?
637
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,535
Run the vac motor
off my power take-off.
638
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,298
Supercharge this little sucker.
639
00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:01,606
Move out!
640
00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:14,423
We may not make it.
It'll be all over the tower in 30 seconds.
641
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,923
Once it gets there,
it'll be gigantic.
642
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:24,493
Don't give up yet!
643
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:26,596
What are you doing?
644
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,271
It's a decoy!
645
00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:29,804
Be careful!
646
00:38:36,947 --> 00:38:38,209
It works!
647
00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:41,880
Don't get too close!
648
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,479
Don't let it touch you!
649
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:46,920
Great, Cletus. Brilliant.
650
00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:48,852
Just buy us a couple more minutes.
651
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,022
Please, some help here!
652
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:59,066
- Burt, Jodi here.
- Got you, Jodi. What's up? Over.
653
00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:01,764
I'm stuck in Baker Pass.
El Blanco chased my truck
654
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,433
and now he's, like, reaching across
the road with his tentacles.
655
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,841
And this whole long line of National
Guard trucks can't get by.
656
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,745
How unfortunate for them.
You know how stubborn El Blanco can be.
657
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:11,839
Over and out.
658
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,884
Why don't they just drive the hell
over the damn thing?
659
00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:16,283
He's an endangered species, jerk.
Where you been?
660
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,081
This is the last of it.
661
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,318
Ready.
662
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,246
Okay, let it come!
663
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:50,676
It's coming!
664
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,616
Good luck, son!
665
00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,042
Come on.
666
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,090
Hurry up, son!
667
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:29,550
The motor's about to blow!
668
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,962
Come on, come on. Do it.
669
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,117
You're looking at a genius, Burt!
670
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:04,417
Turn the valve all the way clockwise!
671
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,961
Water-sucking bastard.
672
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,474
One toxic waste canister
of methane gas.
673
00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:24,605
To be retained for analysis.
Thank you, Captain.
674
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,545
What is this, Fallon?
675
00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,176
You just gonna sweep it under the rug?
676
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:32,552
Course! No doubt he's forgotten
where the lab is, too!
677
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:37,551
Why don't you guys do yourselves
a favor, forget a few things?
678
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:46,062
Have a happier life.
679
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,177
Don't worry, boys.
Mixmaster's on the loose.
680
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,319
They can't keep the lid
on a pot that's boiling.
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