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Last week on Married With Children
Marcy had a little announcement.
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Jefferson and I are pregnant.
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Al was the first to congratulate
the happy couple.
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Yeah, Al was happy until.
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I'm pregnant too.
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The family rejoiced together.
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Bad Daddy. Bad, bad, bad.
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As if what you did wasn't bad enough,
but with our mother, for God's sake.
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Jefferson is the perfect husband.
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Here it is. I drove 50 miles...
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...holding it so cherries
didn't settle on the bottom.
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And Al couldn't do
enough for Peggy.
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Al, get me some water.
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And now, " Married With Even
More Children" continues.
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Hey, here's something interesting.
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For just $49.95...
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...us dads can buy "Buckle-on Baby."
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You get a 50-pound sack
of fluid on your belly...
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...to experience the wonder
of childbearing...
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...and the excruciating pain
of a hernia for one low price.
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Well, I don't know about you kids, but
I'm really happy about the new baby.
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The gods must be on a roll, huh?
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Must be playing another round of
"Can you top this?"
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One said, "Make him a shoe salesman."
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Another said,
"Let's give him a redhead."
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Another one, probably
a cruel, hung-over God...
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...said, " I know, I know, let's have
him not eat, yet not starve."
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Yes, Daddy, but the gods showed you
they loved you when they gave you us.
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Well, give them gods a Miller.
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Could someone please tell me
how this happened?
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Well, Dad, when the ovum is embedded
securely in the wall of the uterus...
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...the sperm, after about
two or three days of swimming...
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...if properly positioned,
penetrates the wall of the egg.
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And then the stork comes
and it's a baby.
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Bud, in all matters,
except vandalism and fashion...
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...I want you to be in charge
of educating the baby.
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Hey, you did the crime,
you do the time.
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God, I feel like Exxon. One spill,
I'm paying for it the rest of my life.
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Come on, Daddy,
look on the bright side.
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I mean, how long could the rest
of your life be?
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Come on, Kel. Can't you see the man's
plotting his next sexcapade?
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- Let's finish setting up this intercom.
- What intercom?
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The one Mom wants us to put in every
room so you can't have any peace.
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Sorry, Daddy, you wet your bed,
now lie in it.
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I guess I'll turn on the TV. At least
that can't reproduce. Damn shame.
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Thank God I don't have to hear
any more talk about babies.
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You're pregnant, Mindy.
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What a lovely baby.
Where'd you find it, Hoss?
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What's that, Lassie? Our cow just
had a baby and you ate the placenta?
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- My baby...
- Her baby...
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Babies declare war on Lithuania.
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God, that's just how I left him.
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You will never guess
where we went, Al.
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To Madame Rachel,
the baby psychic.
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She was amazing.
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For starters, she knew
that I felt bloated...
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...had morning sickness,
and that my nipples hurt.
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I didn't think
that was possible with innies.
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Al, don't you want to hear what
the psychic had to say about our baby?
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Please, Peg, can't we hear
more about Marcy's nipples?
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Well, gee, Al, if we're so boring...
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...then maybe we should talk
about something that interests you.
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For starters, let's talk about...
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...what goes through your mind at that
exciting moment when you sell a shoe.
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I think, " How could someone buy
something so cheap, ugly and stupid?"
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Then I think, "Somebody knocked up
my neighbour, so anything's possible."
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Oh, yeah, honey,
anything's possible...
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...except both of us
being satisfied after sex.
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That was a good one, wasn't it?
Yeah, we got your daddy good.
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Come on, Al, laugh with the baby.
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I don't wanna.
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If someone didn't know you, they'd
think you weren't happy about this.
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Oh, I'm happy about it. I mean,
after all, it's something we planned for.
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Oh, I love the baby.
Everyone loves the baby.
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God, I hate the baby.
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I hate Mom.
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I mean, you can't blame Dad.
He's a stupid animal...
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...but Mom knew what she was doing.
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Kelly, is that button on?
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Of course not.
One says "on" and one says "off."
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How stupid do you think I am?
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Well, I for one love the baby.
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What do you mean?
Why are you poking at me, gnome?
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They can hear us?
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I "wuv" the baby too.
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And I really, really, really love Mom.
Which damn button is on?
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Why do they have to
both start with an 0?
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And soon there'll be three.
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God, I wish Jefferson
was here. Rub my belly.
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He's my husband
and he's rubbing my belly.
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I'm not rubbing any occupied bellies.
I'm a human being.
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Oh, yeah, soon I'll be
partying like 1999.
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- Isn't this nice?
- You should have Jefferson do this.
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You can just feel the fatherhood
flow through you.
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Al, I don't feel the fatherhood
flowing through me.
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Well, you may not have felt it,
but it's obviously there.
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That's not the first time
he's said that to me.
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We got him good again.
Come on, Al, laugh with the baby.
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I don't wanna.
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Besides, I don't think you're pregnant.
That's a 10 gallon can...
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...of ice cream down there.
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Come on, Peg, laugh with the ulcer.
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Now, don't make
the baby hate you. Rub.
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God, he's depressing.
I want Jefferson.
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- So do I.
- So do I.
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At least he'll be here soon.
He's out getting me a wave machine.
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At the baby expo, at the
"hundred dollar and over" booth...
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...we learned that babies
like the sound of water.
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Al, I want a wave machine.
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I think the baby's
getting plenty of waves...
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...with turbulence of the daily arrival
of your four Grand Slam breakfasts.
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Have you tried the
Six Corn Dog Special at Bippys?
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Every day on the way
to Flap Jack Johnny's.
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You ever transport Bippys corndogs
to Johnny's and roll it up in a flapjack?
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With the ranch dressing and those
chunky croutons from the salad tub?
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- Now, that's eating.
- Now, that's eating.
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Peg, Peg, speaking
of eating, I too enjoy...
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Less talk. More rub.
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So Al, when do I get
my wave machine?
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- Not getting one.
- You don't know how much it costs.
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I didn't think it was important,
since I'm not getting one.
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Al, you don't want Marcy's baby
to be smarter than ours, do you?
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Peg, our other kids didn't have a wave
machine and look how they turned out.
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Mom, Bud has more
fingers than I do.
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Honey, did you try
counting on both hands?
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Hey.
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Not because they
didn't have a wave machine.
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That's because your parents
were brother and sister.
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That is not true.
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They just started to look alike
when Mom's hair fell out.
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Oh, come on, Al,
I want a wave machine. It's only $329.
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Oh, thank you, God, that's exactly
the price of my socket wrench set.
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You know, this is amazing.
You are actually gonna tell me...
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...you would rather spend money on a
socket set than the fruit of your loins.
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You know I had my
heart set on that socket...
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- What?
- Oh, Al, now look what you've done.
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I'm crying. And so's the baby.
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I'm crying too.
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I hope you're happy now.
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- Rub our bellies!
- Rub our bellies!
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Hold it. Enough. Enough.
I'm getting up.
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Now you see me going.
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Really, Al? You're really going?
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Yes, Peg. I'm really going.
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Bus for Scranton
now loading, gate 15.
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Another one, buddy?
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God, what a great place.
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I mean, it's genius.
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A bar hooked up to the public-address
system at the bus terminal...
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...so you don't miss your
connection for leaving your wife.
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Don't forget about the cheap bimbos.
They give the place class.
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- So where you headed, pal?
- I don't know.
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Someplace where
there's a lot of girls, no women.
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Oh, L.A.
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You might want to use
one of our new instant ID machines.
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It's genius.
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Hair dye. Get your hair dye.
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False moustaches, bulbous noses!
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Bus to Tacoma now loading,
gate six.
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Let her try and find me now.
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Hey, you want to hear a sad story?
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My wife's having another baby
and I think it's mine. The end.
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Hey, buddy, you gonna let go
of that dollar?
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Oh, I'm sorry, here you go.
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My next door neighbour's
having a baby too.
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God, what a weenie.
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Even has a weenie name. Jefferson.
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Mr. Perfect Husband.
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Waiting on his ferret-face of a wife.
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I'll tell you something,
when that guy rolls over...
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...and has to look at that...
Hey, Jefferson.
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I was just talking about the
neighbour on the other side.
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You know, his name is Jefferson.
He's having a baby too.
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What do you think about that?
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So, what are you doing here?
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I'm running like a river
when the snow melts.
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It was the baby expo, Al. It broke me.
You should have seen it.
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It was nothing but acres of fat,
pregnant women wearing Keds.
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Why are you running, Al?
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Can you look at me
and seriously ask that?
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Don't take an oxen that
works with his yoke...
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...for 20 years, take the yoke off,
and then say:
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"Oh, Just kidding. Here's a
heavier yoke for you, old fella.
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Toss it on and rub my belly."
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Well, you should rub
the belly I've been rubbing.
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I have.
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What you watching?
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Nothing. I'm just listening
to Mom eat on the intercom.
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Is there anything left for us to eat?
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Oh, sure. Why don't you
go and stick your hand...
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...through the door
and see what happens.
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I see the only chance of me getting
any food, love or attention any more...
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...is if the baby comes out
looking like you.
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But then again, what are the chances
of Mom having two circus monkeys?
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Why, the odds must be one in nine.
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Excuse me, is there
anybody down there?
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My buck et o' tapioca is empty.
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Bud, look what we've become.
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Pudding slaves to Mount Mom.
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Yeah, I don't know
how Dad can put up with it.
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After all he's been through, he's
out doing something nice for Mom.
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Well, good. Then he'll be home
soon and he can fill her trough.
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You wanna go to a movie?
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I can't. You know, I checked
that box under my bed.
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Someone stole all my money.
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Al.
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Al.
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Al. Look, just because we're leaving
our pregnant wives alone...
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...to fend for themselves
without a cent in the world...
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...that doesn't make us bad, does it?
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Heck, no. Many is
the great American before us...
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...who have skipped out
on the needy.
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Take, for example, The Rifleman.
He knew not to hang out with his wife.
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You know, I always suspected that's
who he was blowing to smithereens...
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...before the start of each show.
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I've been thinking. I mean, I'm almost
done with her first trimester.
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What if the worst is over and it's all
good from now on and we miss out?
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- What?
- I'm finally starting to understand...
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...how she got you.
Let me explain something to you.
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There is no such thing
as a trimester.
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There's actually
just one long 40-year "mester."
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When they get pregnant, it turns
into what I call the "mini-mester."
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You got your fat-mester,
you got your puke-mester...
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...and Lord help us,
you got your horny-mester.
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That's when I left.
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So, Al, where you gonna go to?
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Somewhere where shoe men
run wild and free in the big sky.
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Where never is heard
an impregnated word...
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...and the hooters
are uncovered all day.
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That's beautiful, Al, that's beautiful.
231
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:11,255
Monacles, family trees, gum.
232
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:15,213
Gentlemen, would you like
to be somebody?
233
00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:17,412
Your shirt.
234
00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:24,450
How much for an ex-football
player with a cool name?
235
00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:27,449
- Two hundred dollars.
- What can I get for a buck?
236
00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:29,654
A shoe salesman named Al.
237
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:36,325
Give me some gum.
238
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,095
There you go.
239
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:43,006
Hey, I'll pick my own name, huh?
240
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:45,776
My new name will be...
241
00:18:47,656 --> 00:18:49,533
...Bazooka Joe.
242
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,286
Damn. I wish I'd thought of that
before I decided on...
243
00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:57,407
...Anheuser-Busch.
244
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:02,569
Yep, the Buschmeister's
going to Seattle.
245
00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:06,488
Join up with some friends
that have a lobster boat.
246
00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:10,814
And I'm gonna be
the mighty fisherman.
247
00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:14,331
- How about you, Al?
- Going to L.A.
248
00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:17,130
Gonna be the big white
hooter hunter.
249
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:24,772
- God, life is gonna be great.
- Yep.
250
00:19:24,976 --> 00:19:29,333
Bus to Seattle now leaving, gate 11.
251
00:19:32,056 --> 00:19:35,412
- Well, back to the wives?
- Yeah, back to the wives.
252
00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:38,210
If she has another baby in the
next 18 years, I'm going.
253
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,134
Me too.
254
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,412
Well, I'm going home.
255
00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:47,686
Can I have my dollar back?
256
00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:51,893
Here's five. Take a cab.
257
00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:53,495
Five?
258
00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:58,687
Can I have some change?
259
00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:11,846
Oh, hi, honey. Come lay beside me.
260
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:17,254
There is no beside you, Peg.
261
00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:20,885
Watch the cookies, honey.
262
00:20:22,776 --> 00:20:26,291
So you went to the bus station, huh?
263
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:30,774
- How'd you know?
- Marcy has Jefferson miked.
264
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,846
Hi, Marcy, I'm home.
You look beautiful.
265
00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:39,048
Thank you... Anheuser.
266
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,444
You just couldn't leave, could you?
267
00:20:45,656 --> 00:20:47,214
I knew you wouldn't be able to.
268
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,408
You love your little Pooh Bear,
don't you?
269
00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:57,488
You do, you do.
270
00:20:57,696 --> 00:20:59,527
I really don't.
271
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:07,253
So, Al, what's in the bag?
Your socket set, huh?
272
00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:11,051
Oh, well. You know, if one of our
children grew up to be a success...
273
00:21:11,256 --> 00:21:14,566
...who would the street sweepers
of tomorrow be?
274
00:21:17,936 --> 00:21:23,010
Oh, Al, a wave machine!
275
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,526
Oh, you do care, don't you?
276
00:21:26,736 --> 00:21:29,773
Peg, touch me with even
one lip, I take it back.
277
00:21:31,136 --> 00:21:33,127
You know, the only reason
I wanted this...
278
00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:37,295
...is so that at least one of our children
would have every opportunity in life.
279
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:41,045
I mean, you saw what not having one
did for the other two.
280
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:44,328
Oh, what a pair of misfits.
281
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,733
But you know, Peg, the baby's
already got one up on the other two.
282
00:21:47,936 --> 00:21:49,608
He's already smarter than Kelly.
283
00:21:49,816 --> 00:21:52,808
And he's closer to a woman
than Bud will ever be.
284
00:21:59,936 --> 00:22:02,291
What a pair of losers.
285
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:07,656
Honey, are you sure
that intercom is turned off?
286
00:22:07,856 --> 00:22:10,768
Sure, I'm sure. There's an "on" switch
and an "off" switch.
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00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:13,615
Why, how dumb do you think I am?
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