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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ You're beautiful ♪
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♪ Beyond compare ♪
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♪ Can't help but stare ♪
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♪ So full of life ♪
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♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪
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♪ You're magical ♪
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♪ Your blessed to stay ♪
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♪ I appreciate it ♪
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♪ You stop the clouds ♪
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Hey, baby, what's happening?
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I'm open.
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Ah!
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♪ But you don't see ♪
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♪ Who you are ♪
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♪ What you mean ♪
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♪ I wish you could see ♪
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♪ Yourself through my eyes ♪
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♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪
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♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ Won't you come my way ♪
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♪ Your beauty's true ♪
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♪ Don't listen to what ♪
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♪ Those might say ♪
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♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ I'm so blown away ♪
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♪ With everything you do ♪
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♪ You're beautiful ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
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♪ Hey, beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
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♪ Won't you come my way ♪
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♪ Your beauty's true ♪
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♪ Don't listen to what ♪
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♪ Those might say... ♪♪
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(message machine beeping)
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Hey, Jane, it's Kurt from the gym.
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Boy, I'm looking forward to our date tomorrow.
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I'll see you in the park... oh,
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and bring sunscreen.
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(thunder cracking, rain falling)
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I can't believe no one's
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in the park today.
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Well, perhaps they listened
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to the weather report.
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(both laughing)
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You know what, who cares.
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I've actually always wanted to do this.
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(laughs)
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How long have you lived in the
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Lower East Side?
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Six years.
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Why do you say it like that?
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Well, 'cause it's not the Upper East Side.
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Ahh.
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Well, if you'd have moved,
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I wouldn't have gotten to spend
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the last year at the gym
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trying to work up the nerve
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to ask you out.
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You were not.
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Well, obviously, I thought
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you were cute.
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So, did you ever notice me
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before I asked you out?
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Oh.
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Well, the work at the gym has
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really paid off.
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Oh, yeah, you been checking out the pipes?
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(both laughing)
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Wow, are you always
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that forward?
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Actually, I'm never that forward.
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You have, um, a strange effect on me.
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Yeah, well, be careful.
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I may have to use it to my advantage.
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Hey, you've been doing all the work,
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can I give you a break?
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No, you just sit there
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and look pretty.
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I think it'd be easier to help.
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No, this isn't hard.
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The last person I took out here,
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her end of the boat was
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practically underwater,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Big girl.
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(moos, laughs)
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Oh.
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Yeah, I mean, I know no one
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likes to hear it, but you know,
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girls got to take care of themselves.
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Guys are visual.
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Gotta give us something to look at.
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Sure.
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Don't worry, you look great.
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(laughing) Except for that belly
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shirt you wear at the gym.
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But I assume you wear that to
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turn guys off so they don't
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bother you, right?
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Right.
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Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
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See, I know how girls think.
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It's a gift, really.
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Whoa!
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(echoing) No!
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Whoo!
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It's a good thing we're getting along so great.
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If this had happened with that fat chick,
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I'd have had to throw myself overboard.
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This is good, this is good,
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we can get to know each other.
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'Cause I know how you girls
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love to talk.
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Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk.
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Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo, talk.
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(door opening)
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(people moaning, laughing)
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(opera music playing)
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(banging on wall)
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You have no new messages.
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(beep)
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(opera music continues)
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Oh, it's just like my cousin
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Dana to pull a stunt like this.
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Like what, get married?
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I think it's nice she's
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letting you bring a guest.
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Nice? It's not nice.
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It's mocking, it's saying,
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"I'm barely older than Britney Spears"
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and getting married at the Carlton,
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and you have no one with an actual name
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to bring to "my wedding."
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Okay, what is this crap?
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We were promised modern nudes.
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It's a man and a woman
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making love.
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I see roadkill.
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And by the way, "eww" for the
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phrase "making love."
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(scoffs) Who are you bringing to the wedding?
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I don't know.
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If you have a tux and a fake mustache,
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you're in the running.
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Ooh, or you can let us set you up.
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Yeah, I was just stranded at sea
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with a guy whose favorite event this year
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was the launch of Hooters Air.
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My dating days are over.
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What dating days?
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You had one date.
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Yeah, and the lesson we
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learned is that it was too soon.
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Hon, you and Max broke up a year ago.
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Oh, and the formula says it does take
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half the time a couple was together
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to get over the breakup.
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So, considering you went out for two years
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and broke up a year ago,
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you should be out there, Jane.
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Yeah, having fun.
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Fun is not how I would describe
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being set up with all the other losers
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who can't get dates.
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Okay, it can't be that bad.
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Oh, but it is.
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You just don't remember
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because you're married,
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and you have Serge.
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Do you want Serge?
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El!
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No, seriously, he's starting to bug me.
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This is hot.
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It's practically pornography.
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All right, don't let her set you up.
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Where?
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I don't know.
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Okay, uh, one creme brulee.
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Thank you.
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One white chocolate cheesecake,
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one powdered chocolate truffle,
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and nonfat milk for the coffee.
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So, what do we think, huh?
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Date material?
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He's a waiter.
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Hi, snob.
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Well, Jane has standards.
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No, Jane really doesn't.
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But she's still not dating,
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and she's definitely not
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referring to herself in the
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third person anymore.
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Did you hear about Natasha Nutley?
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She was the girl who beat you
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for junior class president
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'cause she wore a halter top
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for her campaign.
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And the one who squashed all
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of my self esteem with her mere existence.
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Our brilliant employers at Blush
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have decided to publish
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her tell-all biography.
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Blush, ever on the edge of
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yesterday's news.
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Actually, I hate to admit it,
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but her story may be the one thing
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that brings Blush back
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into this decade.
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So, why does Natasha Nutley
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get a biography?
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Hey!
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One bite.
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The Gnat was in a couple of soaps,
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but her big break was a small part
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as a fembot in "Austin Powers."
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You call her the Gnat?
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Well, not to her face.
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Anyway, nobody would have ever known
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who she was outside of our hometown,
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but she did have a secret affair
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with an A-list actor.
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One of "People's" Sexiest Men
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Alive.
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Antonio Banderas?
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I don't know.
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Hugh Grant?
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I said I don't know.
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Robert Redford.
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(laughs)
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He's like a million.
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I'm telling you, she calls him "the actor."
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He made her sign a document.
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While they were in the middle
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of having sex, by the way.
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And it says if she ever discussed him by name,
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he can sue her
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for everything she's got.
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Ashton Kutcher?
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Stop it.
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Fine.
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I've had a knot in my stomach all week,
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and it's hard to say
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if it's because of the Gnat,
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or because I'm asking Remke for
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a promotion on Monday,
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or possibly because I ate
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something from my fridge.
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(chuckles)
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David Letterman!
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This is the initial line edit
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on the Hasselhoff book.
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I need you to make a copy and
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give it to Max.
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After Max does his edits, I need you
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to copy it and give it to Remke.
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After Remke's done with it,
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we will have accomplished what
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is known as editing the hell
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out of something.
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You know, if you just did it
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right on your own, you would
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save the rest of us a lot of work.
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(phone ringing)
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Jane Grant.
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Jane, hi.
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It's your Aunt Ina calling.
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You know, you've raised me
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since I was a teenager.
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I think I'd recognize your voice.
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Honey, I'm just so sorry to
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bother you at work.
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But I have something very
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important to tell you.
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Is everything all right?
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Yes, yes, yes, it's just that
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the other day I went out to see
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my dear friend Evelyn Burns
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in Queens.
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Anyway, I have her helping me
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with Dana's wedding.
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You know, her daughter is a lesbian.
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Oh, not that there's anything
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wrong with that, of course.
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But anyway, while I was there,
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I met the nicest young man.
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He was taking his trash to the incinerator.
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I don't wanna be set up.
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Honey, he's in business school!
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His name is Ethan Miles.
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I don't wanna be set up.
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He's a very good-looking young man.
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Oh, really?
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Ha-ha, I knew that would get you.
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No, I don't wanna be set up.
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Jane, now you listen to me, all right?
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You don't have a significant other
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in your life right now.
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And I think it's going to be
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just a little embarrassing for you
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to show up at Dana's wedding alone.
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Now, I have heard that Ethan is
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also single, and he's not busy
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the day of the wedding.
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How did you happen to hear that?
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I asked him.
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William will be ready to see
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you in exactly one minute.
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I'm sorry, Aunt Ina,
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I have to go.
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Bye for now, honey.
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Oh, hey, Max.
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Big promotion talk's today, right?
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I'm on my way right now.
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You'll be fine.
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I know.
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Just be confident.
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I am confident.
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You're shaking.
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I know, I'm excited.
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Well, good luck.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and don't do that thing
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where you make statements
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as if they're questions.
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Makes you look tentative.
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Okay, well, you're not my
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boyfriend anymore, so you don't
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get to be that honest.
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Right.
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Thanks.
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(sighs)
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(knocking)
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Oh, there you are, Grant.
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Morgan, coffee, I have another
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meeting in ten minutes.
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Here you are.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Um, I wanted to talk to you
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about my future here at Blush.
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As you know, I've been here for
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six years now.
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Maybe you don't know that,
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'cause you probably have better
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things to do than keep track of
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my employment.
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Anyway, I was just thinking that
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during this time, I've done good
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work, and I thought that it
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might be appropriate for me to
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move into a position of more responsibility...
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Morgan, where's that press release
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on the Natasha Nutley deal?
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Here you are.
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Who wrote this?
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Um, I did?
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Are you asking me
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or telling me?
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I'm telling you I did.
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It's good.
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Really?
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Uh, yes, thank you.
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I... I know how much this
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project means to you...
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Grant, stop talking.
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Sorry.
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I want you to oversee the Nutley memoir.
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What?
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You have history with her.
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You'll get her to gab like in high school.
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Oh.
382
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We weren't actually...
383
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Take her to lunch tomorrow.
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Where are you taking her?
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The Bistro?
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Asking or telling, Grant?
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Telling, The Bistro.
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As you well know, things have
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been rocky around here lately.
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Natasha Nutley is big for us,
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don't screw it up.
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Right.
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I expect nothing less than
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the "Times'" best-seller list.
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Then, maybe we'll talk about a
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promotion to assistant editor.
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Associate editor, sir...
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I'm already the assistant editor.
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(snapping) Morgan!
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Get Max in here to discuss where
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00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,350
we are on the John Tesh book.
402
00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:06,058
And more coffee, let's go, let's go.
403
00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:09,507
You're still here?
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00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:11,286
No.
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Oh, excuse me, could I...
406
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Could I please, um...
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Waiter?
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00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:24,498
Jane?
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I thought that was you!
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Dana, hi, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm having a lunch meeting
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with my fabulous caterer.
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He was on the team for Ivana's
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third wedding.
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Oh, widely considered to be her best.
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00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,072
You're not having lunch alone, are you?
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That's so awkward.
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00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:39,472
No, I'm not, I'm actually...
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All right, well, let me go.
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I just have a million things to do.
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If you ever get married,
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you'll see.
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(laughs)
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Wow, uh...
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Janey!
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00:11:54,283 --> 00:11:55,533
Natasha!
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00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:57,325
Hi!
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00:11:57,326 --> 00:11:58,953
Oh.
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00:11:58,953 --> 00:12:00,621
Good to see you again.
430
00:12:00,949 --> 00:12:03,015
Wow, I just can't get over it.
431
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,126
Janey Grant.
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00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:05,209
I mean, who would've thought
433
00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,335
we'd be working together?
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00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:08,005
Certainly not me.
435
00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:09,923
And you just look adorable.
436
00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:11,382
Well, you look great too,
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00:12:11,383 --> 00:12:12,467
as always.
438
00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,218
Well, we have a lot to cover,
439
00:12:14,219 --> 00:12:15,637
so I thought we'd jump right in.
440
00:12:15,638 --> 00:12:17,668
Um, I was looking over your proposal,
441
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,775
and I noticed you went
442
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,393
with a chronological structure.
443
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,978
Oh, Janey, come on.
444
00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:22,980
All business?
445
00:12:22,981 --> 00:12:23,980
We haven't seen each other in,
446
00:12:23,981 --> 00:12:25,315
like, ten years.
447
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:26,481
I mean, I was shocked when I
448
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,159
heard my editor was gonna be
449
00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:30,657
little Janey Grant from Forest Hills.
450
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:33,300
You know, I live in Manhattan now.
451
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:34,285
Oh, really? Where?
452
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,368
My boyfriend and I have a place
453
00:12:35,369 --> 00:12:36,495
on the Upper West Side.
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00:12:36,496 --> 00:12:37,996
Upper East Side.
455
00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:38,955
Fancy!
456
00:12:38,956 --> 00:12:39,997
Well, actually, it's my
457
00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:41,166
boyfriend's place.
458
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,375
I'm there all the time.
459
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:44,295
You know, he's a doctor.
460
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:45,172
Ooh!
461
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,049
Oh, my God, Natasha!
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00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,300
Natasha Nutley!
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00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,177
Dana!
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00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:51,218
(laughing) Get over here!
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00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:52,511
Hi!
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00:12:52,512 --> 00:12:54,472
Jane, you didn't tell me
467
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,390
you were having lunch with
468
00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:56,558
Natasha Nutley!
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00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:57,558
You didn't give me a ch...
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00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,519
The last time I saw you,
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you were babysitting me, and I
472
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,940
was begging you to let me stay up
473
00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:03,357
and watch "Miami Vice."
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00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,608
What are you doing here?
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00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,026
I'm a writer now,
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00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:06,694
can you believe it?
477
00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,197
And Janey's helping me.
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00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,447
Did Jane tell you I'm getting
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00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,283
married at the Carlton?
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00:13:11,284 --> 00:13:12,659
The Carlton!
481
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,328
I managed to snag the only
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Internet millionaire who got out
483
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in time to hold onto his cash.
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Good girl.
485
00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:20,393
Not that it's just for the money.
486
00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:21,294
Uh, can...
487
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He's also gorgeous and sweet,
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and funny and sensitive,
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but still a guy's guy, you know.
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I mean, he could go out and play football
491
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,717
and then come home and
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00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,220
write poetry for me.
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00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:30,513
Oh, my God, you have to come
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00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:32,180
to the wedding, August 30th!
495
00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:33,473
Oh, that'll be so much fun.
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00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:34,474
I'll get to meet your new
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husband-to-be and Janey's
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boyfriend all in the same day.
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00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,189
Boyfriend? What boyfriend?
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00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,441
Oh, he's a doctor.
501
00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:42,943
Really?
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00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,650
I didn't know you were seeing someone,
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you must've just met.
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00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:46,531
Oh, hardly, they're
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practically living together.
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00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:50,220
I can't believe you didn't tell me!
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00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,410
And I really can't believe you
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00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:52,495
didn't tell my mother.
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00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:54,288
I didn't wanna jinx it.
510
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:55,250
Well, it's just with your
511
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spotty dating history, I would
512
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think if you were practically
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living with a doctor, you would
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tell the entire world.
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00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,089
You know, I'm going to have
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the tee shirts printed up
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00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,259
later today.
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00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,384
Well, I guess it doesn't
519
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:06,553
matter, since we'll all get to
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00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,512
meet the doctor who you're
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00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:08,472
practically living with
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at the wedding.
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00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,307
I mean, there's no reason you
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00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,183
wouldn't bring him to the
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00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,269
wedding, right?
526
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,438
Right.
527
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,448
(computer beeping)
528
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,200
I was gonna ask you if you
529
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,409
needed any help, but clearly,
530
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,410
you've done this before.
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00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,329
And yet, it doesn't get
532
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,330
any more fun.
533
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:33,123
Aw, come on, who doesn't
534
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,333
enjoy being forced to buy gifts
535
00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:35,501
for couples that they will never
536
00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:36,503
end up using.
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00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:37,380
(chuckles)
538
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,631
Ah, case in point.
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00:14:39,632 --> 00:14:41,216
As a single person, I have lived
540
00:14:41,217 --> 00:14:42,633
almost 30 years without actually
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00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:43,760
using a zester.
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00:14:43,761 --> 00:14:44,721
But apparently, when you get
543
00:14:44,722 --> 00:14:46,137
married, zesting becomes a big
544
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,189
part of your life.
545
00:14:47,214 --> 00:14:48,618
Yeah, and it's not just zesting.
546
00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:50,185
It's torching creme brulee,
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00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:51,312
making ice cream,
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00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,604
grilling panini.
549
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:53,646
How is it that married people
550
00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:55,648
don't weigh 1,000 pounds?
551
00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:56,690
And then, of course, there's
552
00:14:56,691 --> 00:14:58,682
the whole waffle iron mystery.
553
00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:00,504
And the couples just keep registering.
554
00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:01,962
Oh yeah, I've been here a year,
555
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:03,341
I still don't understand it.
556
00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:04,242
Ooh, a year?
557
00:15:04,242 --> 00:15:05,118
You deserve a medal,
558
00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,284
or counseling.
559
00:15:06,285 --> 00:15:07,661
Fortunately for me, it's only
560
00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:09,539
a temporary gig.
561
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,165
Did you just say "gig?"
562
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,542
Yeah, I'm not proud of it.
563
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,504
Clearly job stress.
564
00:15:14,802 --> 00:15:17,011
Speaking of which, there is trouble
565
00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:19,192
brewing over by the fondue pots.
566
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:20,341
I better get over there before
567
00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:22,094
they cancel the wedding.
568
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,097
I've seen it happen.
569
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,642
Did you find anything
570
00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:27,518
for Dana and Larry?
571
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:28,353
Ugh, hardly.
572
00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:29,436
I mean, what do you get a guy
573
00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:30,812
that's funny but serious,
574
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:32,438
athletic but poetic,
575
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:33,564
masculine but feminine?
576
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,483
Boyfriend?
577
00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:35,651
Of course, the one thing they
578
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:36,528
don't have here.
579
00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:38,195
Larry can't be that perfect.
580
00:15:38,196 --> 00:15:39,239
I'm sure if we try, we can find
581
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,493
something wrong with him.
582
00:15:42,494 --> 00:15:44,118
Oh, it's so unfair.
583
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,410
Dana's like 12 years old.
584
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,412
How are women like you supposed
585
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,498
to compete?
586
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:51,210
Bright, talented, smart women
587
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,712
like you.
588
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,376
All right, I didn't think I
589
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,767
was gonna say this, but in light
590
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,673
of the whole "and guest" situation,
591
00:15:57,698 --> 00:15:59,277
I might actually consider...
592
00:15:59,302 --> 00:16:00,428
What is that?
593
00:16:00,429 --> 00:16:01,305
Jeff told some of his
594
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,223
coworkers about you at work.
595
00:16:02,224 --> 00:16:03,224
But I picked out three that seem
596
00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:04,538
like really good candidates.
597
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,121
But you knew I didn't wanna be set up.
598
00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:07,228
Honey, you're desperate.
599
00:16:07,229 --> 00:16:07,896
You're right.
600
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:08,772
We have Kevin Adams,
601
00:16:08,772 --> 00:16:09,648
senior accountant.
602
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:10,856
Great eyes, all the admins in
603
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,482
Jeff's office salivate over him.
604
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:14,152
Well, then I hope he showers.
605
00:16:14,153 --> 00:16:15,319
Hank Chilton, good-looking,
606
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,814
assertive, super smart.
607
00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:18,464
Way better than regular smart.
608
00:16:18,489 --> 00:16:21,201
And Timothy Rommelly, 32,
609
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:22,287
Upper East Side doctor.
610
00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:23,204
Ding, ding, ding, I think we
611
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:24,164
have a winner.
612
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,248
I know, so, I gave them all
613
00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:26,124
your cell phone number, so
614
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:26,985
expect their calls.
615
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,183
But you know I don't use my cell phone,
616
00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:29,605
it's for emergencies only.
617
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:30,754
Jane, Dana's wedding's
618
00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:31,631
in a month.
619
00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:33,758
I'm sure this qualifies.
620
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,471
(opera music playing)
621
00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:41,099
(people laughing, moaning)
622
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,749
Hi, Jane, it's your Aunt Ina calling.
623
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,274
I just wanted to remind you
624
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,735
to pick up your bridesmaid shoes
625
00:16:50,736 --> 00:16:51,819
before the wedding.
626
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,947
It'll be here before you know it,
627
00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:54,279
and you'll want time to
628
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,406
break them in.
629
00:16:55,407 --> 00:16:56,616
Speaking of the wedding,
630
00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:57,741
I heard we'll be meeting your
631
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:58,951
boyfriend there?
632
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,162
I don't remember hearing
633
00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:01,204
about a boyfriend.
634
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:01,597
(knocking)
635
00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,642
I'd always assumed we were close.
636
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,706
Well, if it doesn't work out,
637
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,272
Ethan Miles will be happy to fill in.
638
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:09,463
Bye for now, honey.
639
00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:10,339
Hey!
640
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,299
Amanda says we're allowed to
641
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,217
set you up.
642
00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:13,343
Oh, I just left her
643
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,635
ten minutes ago.
644
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:15,903
Hey, we're like the National Guard,
645
00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:16,846
we mobilize quickly.
646
00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:17,807
(chuckles)
647
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:18,891
(people moaning)
648
00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,600
Opera Man's at it again?
649
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:21,561
Yeah.
650
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,687
Every day except during Lent,
651
00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:24,897
when it's twice a day.
652
00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:25,981
I made a few calls to see if
653
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,358
anyone knew anyone single.
654
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:28,401
Of course, no one did.
655
00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:29,320
Shock.
656
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,158
But then, I remembered this guy
657
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,363
in my yoga class.
658
00:17:31,364 --> 00:17:32,241
Oh.
659
00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:33,658
Yoga guys are good.
660
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:34,658
Okay, it's not him.
661
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:35,825
But he has this friend, Grant,
662
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,369
who's reported to be nice,
663
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,663
funny and cute, who has
664
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:39,788
no alarming affinities for Bette,
665
00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:40,873
Liza or Cher.
666
00:17:40,874 --> 00:17:42,375
The only thing is...
667
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:43,668
There's always a thing.
668
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:44,545
He has a breathalyzer
669
00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:45,422
in his car.
670
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:46,297
Ew.
671
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,256
He had a couple of DUIs a few
672
00:17:47,257 --> 00:17:48,506
years back, but it's not a
673
00:17:48,507 --> 00:17:49,882
habit, he feels unbelievably
674
00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,301
awful about it, and obviously,
675
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:52,220
it won't be happening again.
676
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:53,387
I don't know.
677
00:17:53,388 --> 00:17:54,597
At least he has a car.
678
00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:55,682
Yeah.
679
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,766
And you'd always be free to
680
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:57,686
drink 'cause you'd have a sober
681
00:17:57,686 --> 00:17:58,520
ride home.
682
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,519
I guess.
683
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,728
And the wedding's in a month.
684
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:01,938
Okay, why does everyone keep
685
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:03,397
reminding me of this?
686
00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:04,941
Tough love.
687
00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:06,694
Fine.
688
00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:07,778
We'll set up a dinner party.
689
00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:08,738
You can check him out.
690
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:09,615
I won't say anything to him
691
00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:10,619
about you, if you don't like him,
692
00:18:10,644 --> 00:18:11,573
there's no harm done.
693
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,533
Famous last words.
694
00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:14,701
'Kay, I have to go.
695
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:15,745
I slipped an Excedrin PM into
696
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:16,746
Serge's meatloaf, so he should
697
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:17,623
be out by now.
698
00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:18,665
Okay, I have no idea if
699
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,211
you're kidding.
700
00:18:22,921 --> 00:18:24,338
We got some good news
701
00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:25,548
this morning, Blush is moving
702
00:18:25,549 --> 00:18:26,840
forward on a new project,
703
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:28,008
a big one.
704
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:29,052
And God knows, we could use
705
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,052
something like that.
706
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:31,555
All about overcoming obstacles
707
00:18:31,556 --> 00:18:32,681
and the triumph of the human
708
00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:34,892
spirit, a memoir entitled
709
00:18:34,893 --> 00:18:36,894
"The Saddest Sweathog."
710
00:18:36,895 --> 00:18:38,270
Which sweathog would that be?
711
00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:39,562
Juan Epstein, obviously.
712
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,213
Or the guy with the annoying laugh.
713
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:42,066
Horseshack?
714
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:42,984
He's not sad.
715
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,402
He's a household name.
716
00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:46,029
I'm gonna go with...
717
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,406
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
718
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:49,449
You're right, Max,
719
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,575
Boom Boom's got it.
720
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:51,702
Okay, the last piece of business
721
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,411
is the Nutley memoir.
722
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:55,289
Marie Claire has agreed to run
723
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:56,666
an excerpt of the first chapter.
724
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,875
That's fantastic.
725
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:58,794
When do they wanna run it?
726
00:18:58,794 --> 00:18:59,670
September.
727
00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:01,324
Whoa, that's not a lot of time!
728
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,089
What's your point?
729
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,632
Uh, you know, just that we
730
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,716
have to get a lot of things done
731
00:19:04,717 --> 00:19:06,384
and we will.
732
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:07,052
Which you will.
733
00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:08,174
This is your project, so you're
734
00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:09,792
the one that's got to stay on Natasha.
735
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:10,765
Don't screw it up, Grant.
736
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:11,725
Oh, not a problem.
737
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,291
Nutley's never done this before,
738
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,181
you need to guide her.
739
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:15,019
Whatever she comes up with will
740
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,563
be a direct reflection on you.
741
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,481
Not a problem, again.
742
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:19,401
I guess I just said that.
743
00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:20,066
(phone ringing)
744
00:19:20,066 --> 00:19:20,984
Now, she absolutely has to
745
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:21,944
get the chapter to you a week
746
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,881
from Friday, that's a hard deadline.
747
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:24,907
It cannot be late.
748
00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:26,031
Otherwise, we can forget Marie
749
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,324
Claire, and we're not going to
750
00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:28,451
forget Marie Claire.
751
00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:29,619
Actually, we have a meeting
752
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,620
after we finish here,
753
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:31,622
so I expect to get
754
00:19:31,623 --> 00:19:32,457
a lot of work done.
755
00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:33,332
(clearing throat)
756
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:34,416
Do you need to answer your bag?
757
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,959
What? Oh!
758
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,878
Right!
759
00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:38,128
Oh, God, excuse me,
760
00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:39,963
I am so sorry.
761
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:41,048
It's probably Natasha
762
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,885
ready to work.
763
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:45,138
Hello?
764
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:45,972
Hi, Jane?
765
00:19:45,972 --> 00:19:46,847
This is Kevin Adams,
766
00:19:46,847 --> 00:19:47,765
I work with Jeff.
767
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:49,890
Oh, hi, Kevin.
768
00:19:49,891 --> 00:19:51,351
I was wondering if you wanted
769
00:19:51,352 --> 00:19:52,811
to meet me for drinks tomorrow?
770
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,022
Say, O'Regan's around 7:00?
771
00:19:55,023 --> 00:19:58,084
Yeah, um, O'Regan's sounds great.
772
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,528
Uh, how will I recognize you?
773
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,548
I'll have on a gray shirt and jeans.
774
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:03,404
Gray shirt and jeans.
775
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:04,490
Great, I'll see you tomorrow
776
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:05,367
for drinks, bye.
777
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:06,035
Bye.
778
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:07,410
The date phone... who was it?
779
00:20:07,411 --> 00:20:09,455
Guy number one, Kevin Adams,
780
00:20:09,456 --> 00:20:11,082
senior accountant, great eyes,
781
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,124
covered in drool.
782
00:20:12,652 --> 00:20:14,166
We're gonna meet for drinks tomorrow.
783
00:20:14,191 --> 00:20:14,794
Ugh.
784
00:20:14,794 --> 00:20:15,566
What?
785
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,331
The drinks date is so noncommittal.
786
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:18,090
It's like you only get the
787
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,760
dinner add-on if you perform well.
788
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,843
Well, it's a good thing I've
789
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:21,803
been practicing my tricks,
790
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,679
'cause I can actually get the
791
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,682
ball to balance on my nose now.
792
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,847
(camera clicking)
793
00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:28,725
I am so excited to be
794
00:20:28,725 --> 00:20:29,769
working on this.
795
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,853
I mean, who would've ever
796
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,898
thought, me, an author?
797
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:33,940
Well, you've got an
798
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,567
interesting story to tell.
799
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,569
And I will be so relieved
800
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,070
when I'm finally able to tell
801
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,530
my side of the story.
802
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,863
Well, along those lines,
803
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,115
we just found out that Marie
804
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,076
Claire would like to do an
805
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,785
excerpt on your first chapter.
806
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,705
Oh, my God, Marie Claire
807
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:47,873
is the best!
808
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:48,874
Well, the only thing though,
809
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,793
is you're gonna have to finish
810
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:50,835
your chapter pretty quickly.
811
00:20:50,836 --> 00:20:52,502
They need it next Friday.
812
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,170
Ooh, a deadline,
813
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:54,546
that's so writer-y.
814
00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:56,171
Well, yes, and it's also very
815
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,717
important... next Friday.
816
00:20:57,718 --> 00:20:59,552
Got it.
817
00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:01,513
Good. I love it.
818
00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:02,847
Okay.
819
00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:04,724
You know, um, this is what
820
00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:06,518
writers call distraction.
821
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:08,581
Oh! I'm sorry.
822
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,291
Can we take a little break, please?
823
00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:12,025
Sure.
824
00:21:12,025 --> 00:21:12,900
Come on.
825
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,736
(chuckles)
826
00:21:13,737 --> 00:21:15,529
So, what's this ad for?
827
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,904
Um, some hi-tech water drink?
828
00:21:17,905 --> 00:21:19,073
Oh!
829
00:21:19,074 --> 00:21:20,158
Well, maybe this'll be a
830
00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:21,118
springboard to one of those
831
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:22,909
milk mustache campaigns.
832
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:23,830
You think?
833
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:24,997
(laughing) Yeah!
834
00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:26,249
So, uh, um...
835
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,667
Oh, no, honey.
836
00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:28,917
See, you have to scrape the
837
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,085
bagel guts out.
838
00:21:30,086 --> 00:21:33,756
It should be a shell.
839
00:21:33,757 --> 00:21:35,633
(chuckles) Okay.
840
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:36,635
Here's what I was thinking.
841
00:21:36,636 --> 00:21:37,761
We'll start today, putting
842
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,262
together a really super detailed
843
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:41,014
outline of the first chapter,
844
00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:42,097
so when you actually start the
845
00:21:42,098 --> 00:21:43,018
writing, everything will
846
00:21:43,019 --> 00:21:44,185
practically be done.
847
00:21:44,186 --> 00:21:45,062
Oh, well, you can stop
848
00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:45,938
worrying about the first
849
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,228
chapter, because after our
850
00:21:47,229 --> 00:21:49,732
lunch, I was so inspired,
851
00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:50,859
that I just went ahead
852
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,069
and I started writing.
853
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:52,944
I wrote and wrote
854
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:53,863
all night long.
855
00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:54,780
You did?
856
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,114
So, can I read you
857
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,033
what I have so far?
858
00:21:57,034 --> 00:21:58,868
Yes.
859
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:00,287
(sighs)
860
00:22:00,288 --> 00:22:01,788
"I was in the middle of screwing"
861
00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:03,246
one of the most famous actors in
862
00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:05,625
show business, when he handed me
863
00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:08,961
"a legal document to sign."
864
00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:09,881
Keep going.
865
00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:10,840
That's it!
866
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:11,965
Well, I figured the first
867
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:13,550
sentence was the most important,
868
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,780
so I wanted to spend a long time on it.
869
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:16,888
Okay, well,
870
00:22:16,889 --> 00:22:17,889
the rest of the chapter's
871
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:18,931
gonna be a lot of work.
872
00:22:18,932 --> 00:22:19,932
You know, Friday's only a couple
873
00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:20,893
of days away.
874
00:22:20,894 --> 00:22:22,018
Wait, this Friday?
875
00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:22,938
Yes.
876
00:22:22,939 --> 00:22:24,831
Oh, I thought you meant next Friday.
877
00:22:24,856 --> 00:22:26,857
No, no, I said this Friday.
878
00:22:26,858 --> 00:22:28,108
Wow, well, I guess we're just
879
00:22:28,109 --> 00:22:29,110
gonna have to jump
880
00:22:29,111 --> 00:22:30,276
right in then.
881
00:22:30,277 --> 00:22:31,195
Ah, good, okay so...
882
00:22:31,196 --> 00:22:32,613
Natasha, we're ready for you.
883
00:22:32,614 --> 00:22:35,157
Oops, break's over.
884
00:22:35,574 --> 00:22:37,535
Okay, I'm only good for another hour.
885
00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:40,957
(Irish music playing)
886
00:22:42,748 --> 00:22:45,961
Gray shirt and jeans...
887
00:22:45,962 --> 00:22:48,798
Gray shirt and jeans...
888
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,844
Gray shirt and jeans.
889
00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:55,973
Are you Jane?
890
00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:56,932
(gasps) Yeah!
891
00:22:56,932 --> 00:22:57,850
You walked right by me.
892
00:22:57,851 --> 00:22:58,934
Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought
893
00:22:58,935 --> 00:23:01,663
you were gonna wear gray shirt and jeans.
894
00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:03,148
Oh, well...
895
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,760
Oh, I see what's going on here,
896
00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:06,026
the old get away outfit.
897
00:23:06,027 --> 00:23:06,986
What do you mean?
898
00:23:06,987 --> 00:23:08,192
You know, just that if you
899
00:23:08,193 --> 00:23:09,278
saw me and you didn't want the
900
00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:10,696
date to happen, you could
901
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:12,741
kind of, whoosh, escape.
902
00:23:12,742 --> 00:23:13,951
So, should we get drinks?
903
00:23:13,952 --> 00:23:15,911
Sure... uh, I'll have a beer.
904
00:23:15,912 --> 00:23:17,037
Two pints.
905
00:23:17,038 --> 00:23:17,957
Coming right up.
906
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,623
Oh, and two waters, please.
907
00:23:19,624 --> 00:23:21,041
She didn't tell me the water.
908
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:21,960
I just thought of it.
909
00:23:21,961 --> 00:23:23,210
I just don't wanna be judged
910
00:23:23,211 --> 00:23:24,211
by you 'cause I didn't think of
911
00:23:24,211 --> 00:23:25,088
the water thing.
912
00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,756
No judging, I swear.
913
00:23:26,757 --> 00:23:28,216
I'm sorry,
914
00:23:28,217 --> 00:23:29,260
probably a little sensitive.
915
00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:30,595
My ex, Karen?
916
00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:31,679
God, I could never do anything
917
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,598
right with her.
918
00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:34,097
I was always second guessing.
919
00:23:34,098 --> 00:23:34,974
So, you must have been
920
00:23:34,974 --> 00:23:35,851
relieved when you decided
921
00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:36,727
to move on.
922
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:37,394
Yeah, not really.
923
00:23:37,394 --> 00:23:38,271
She dumped me.
924
00:23:38,272 --> 00:23:39,272
Well, what are you gonna do?
925
00:23:39,273 --> 00:23:40,605
Except go out and try to meet
926
00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:42,066
new people... who are probably
927
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:43,785
going to do the same thing to you.
928
00:23:44,235 --> 00:23:47,196
To better situations.
929
00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:48,885
You know, if it's any consolation,
930
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,334
I just went through a breakup myself
931
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,300
not too long ago,
932
00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:53,054
and I know how painful it can be.
933
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:54,245
You know, people are trying to
934
00:23:54,246 --> 00:23:55,247
be helpful, and they're just
935
00:23:55,248 --> 00:23:56,414
pushing you into dates,
936
00:23:56,414 --> 00:23:57,708
when really, all you need to do
937
00:23:57,709 --> 00:23:58,709
is just kinda work through
938
00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,503
things yourself at your own pace.
939
00:24:00,528 --> 00:24:01,920
Right.
940
00:24:01,922 --> 00:24:03,172
I'm sorry.
941
00:24:03,173 --> 00:24:05,174
Are you signaling to someone?
942
00:24:05,175 --> 00:24:06,258
What?
943
00:24:06,259 --> 00:24:07,344
It just feels like you're
944
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,894
having some kind of secret conversation.
945
00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:11,741
(sighs)
946
00:24:12,136 --> 00:24:14,058
Yeah, that's... that's my friend Rick.
947
00:24:15,269 --> 00:24:17,145
Well, should you go say hi?
948
00:24:17,146 --> 00:24:18,314
Oh, no, we came together.
949
00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:19,978
Ever since Karen, I don't really
950
00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:21,777
trust myself to make good choices.
951
00:24:21,902 --> 00:24:23,769
So, I needed a second opinion.
952
00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:25,279
Okay, well then, why don't we
953
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,527
just pretend he's not there then?
954
00:24:27,826 --> 00:24:28,950
Yeah, he doesn't think this
955
00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:30,035
is going anywhere.
956
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,286
Excuse me?
957
00:24:31,287 --> 00:24:32,287
He senses you might be a
958
00:24:32,288 --> 00:24:33,872
little needy and not really
959
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:34,833
over your ex.
960
00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:35,958
You should probably go ahead
961
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,001
and go then.
962
00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:38,337
No hard feelings.
963
00:24:38,338 --> 00:24:39,296
Actually, I'd kinda like to
964
00:24:39,297 --> 00:24:40,756
have a beer with Rick.
965
00:24:40,756 --> 00:24:41,923
Maybe you could leave.
966
00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:44,384
Right.
967
00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,928
Yeah.
968
00:24:46,929 --> 00:24:48,723
He's all yours.
969
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:54,063
Aw, poor Joanna Krum.
970
00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:54,939
What?
971
00:24:54,939 --> 00:24:55,857
She couldn't get her shlub
972
00:24:55,858 --> 00:24:56,940
of a fiance to pose in the
973
00:24:56,941 --> 00:24:58,358
announcement photo with her.
974
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,317
Yeah, that marriage
975
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:00,442
is gonna last.
976
00:25:00,443 --> 00:25:02,320
She's 26.
977
00:25:02,321 --> 00:25:03,447
And what, old maid?
978
00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:04,991
Gotta take what she can get?
979
00:25:04,992 --> 00:25:06,117
No!
980
00:25:06,118 --> 00:25:07,761
It's just as people get older,
981
00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:09,042
they're more willing to overlook things
982
00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,389
in the interest of finding someone.
983
00:25:10,414 --> 00:25:12,307
Code for lower your standards.
984
00:25:12,332 --> 00:25:13,375
No, it's not lowering.
985
00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:14,459
It's definitely reassessing
986
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,336
your priorities.
987
00:25:15,337 --> 00:25:16,795
You know, for instance,
988
00:25:16,796 --> 00:25:18,172
I always thought I'd end up with
989
00:25:18,173 --> 00:25:19,424
someone athletic.
990
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:21,361
And at 20, I can hold out for that.
991
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:23,385
Coming up on 30, yeah, I'm okay
992
00:25:23,385 --> 00:25:24,345
with the fact that all Jeff
993
00:25:24,346 --> 00:25:25,805
plays is a clarinet.
994
00:25:25,806 --> 00:25:26,765
Hey, shouldn't you be reading
995
00:25:26,765 --> 00:25:27,726
the Gnat's first chapter?
996
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,017
I should, except she hasn't
997
00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:30,019
given it to me yet.
998
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,438
She missed her fake deadline.
999
00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:32,355
Look how smart I was to
1000
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:33,357
assume she'd flake.
1001
00:25:33,358 --> 00:25:34,357
Well, I have till next week to
1002
00:25:34,357 --> 00:25:35,316
get it from her, so.
1003
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:36,317
Ah, she probably got cocky
1004
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,277
because what you said she did
1005
00:25:37,277 --> 00:25:38,153
was good.
1006
00:25:38,154 --> 00:25:39,236
Nice word choice.
1007
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:40,113
(phone ringing)
1008
00:25:40,113 --> 00:25:41,032
Thank you.
1009
00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,158
Oh, blind date hotline!
1010
00:25:42,159 --> 00:25:43,200
Hello?
1011
00:25:43,201 --> 00:25:44,036
Hi, Jane?
1012
00:25:44,036 --> 00:25:44,953
This is Hank Chilton,
1013
00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:45,829
Jeff's friend.
1014
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:46,872
Oh, hi, Hank.
1015
00:25:46,873 --> 00:25:48,204
Oh, good-looking, assertive,
1016
00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:49,265
super smart.
1017
00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:50,207
I was, uh, wondering if you
1018
00:25:50,207 --> 00:25:52,144
were free for dinner on Saturday?
1019
00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:53,462
I am free for dinner
1020
00:25:53,463 --> 00:25:54,338
on Saturday.
1021
00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:55,213
No, you never admit you're
1022
00:25:55,214 --> 00:25:56,548
free on Saturday.
1023
00:25:56,549 --> 00:25:58,050
Great, why don't we meet at
1024
00:25:58,051 --> 00:25:59,259
9:00 at Nate's?
1025
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,259
I'll be the tall one with dark
1026
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,470
hair, green eyes, and a really
1027
00:26:01,471 --> 00:26:03,095
nervous expression.
1028
00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:04,181
(laughing) Okay.
1029
00:26:04,183 --> 00:26:06,309
I'll see you then.
1030
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:07,852
That gives a week to figure out
1031
00:26:07,853 --> 00:26:09,228
how we're gonna package you.
1032
00:26:09,229 --> 00:26:10,065
We still have to figure out
1033
00:26:10,065 --> 00:26:10,941
the dinner party too.
1034
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:11,981
Ugh, right,
1035
00:26:11,982 --> 00:26:13,192
yoga guy's friend.
1036
00:26:13,193 --> 00:26:14,360
I'm thinking she should wear
1037
00:26:14,361 --> 00:26:15,902
something flowy, you know?
1038
00:26:15,903 --> 00:26:16,862
Maybe you can read up on
1039
00:26:16,862 --> 00:26:17,780
holistic medicine.
1040
00:26:17,781 --> 00:26:18,906
Here's a crazy thought, but
1041
00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,407
what if I just go as I am?
1042
00:26:20,408 --> 00:26:22,542
(together) The wedding's in three weeks.
1043
00:26:22,869 --> 00:26:23,913
If these don't go well,
1044
00:26:23,914 --> 00:26:25,205
you're screwed.
1045
00:26:25,206 --> 00:26:26,915
Excuse me?
1046
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,042
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
1047
00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:29,209
but when you talk on your
1048
00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:30,292
cell phone in a public place,
1049
00:26:30,293 --> 00:26:31,170
that's what you get.
1050
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:32,769
Will you people find a new scapegoat?
1051
00:26:32,794 --> 00:26:34,172
Get the smokers back in here.
1052
00:26:34,173 --> 00:26:35,967
No, no, no, I was kidding.
1053
00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:37,191
I knew she was self-conscious about it,
1054
00:26:37,216 --> 00:26:38,581
so I went for the easy joke
1055
00:26:38,606 --> 00:26:40,472
that, which now that I think about it,
1056
00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:41,990
wasn't such a good idea.
1057
00:26:42,015 --> 00:26:43,181
Let me start again.
1058
00:26:43,182 --> 00:26:44,060
I'm Gary.
1059
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,269
She's Jane, doesn't matter
1060
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,145
who we are.
1061
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,229
Oh.
1062
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,642
Uh, well, I'm a coordinator for City Care,
1063
00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,097
we do all sorts of volunteer work...
1064
00:26:51,122 --> 00:26:52,720
Jane loves volunteer work.
1065
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,238
Well, we're starting up this
1066
00:26:54,263 --> 00:26:55,760
new monthly activity for singles.
1067
00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:57,241
Kind of a self-serving
1068
00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,282
public service.
1069
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,451
I don't know your situation.
1070
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,953
She's single.
1071
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,246
Yes, apparently I left my
1072
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,456
scarlet "S" at home.
1073
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:05,714
Well, this Saturday,
1074
00:27:05,739 --> 00:27:06,875
we're cleaning up the park,
1075
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,345
except for the really disgusting things,
1076
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:09,658
because we're only volunteers.
1077
00:27:09,683 --> 00:27:10,547
Anyway, it would be great
1078
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,464
to see you.
1079
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,341
She'll be there.
1080
00:27:12,342 --> 00:27:15,926
Uh, can she get your number?
1081
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:18,305
Sure.
1082
00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,141
Call me any time you have
1083
00:27:20,142 --> 00:27:21,475
any questions.
1084
00:27:21,477 --> 00:27:22,475
Just don't call me on your
1085
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:23,311
cell phone.
1086
00:27:23,312 --> 00:27:24,478
(laughs)
1087
00:27:24,479 --> 00:27:25,895
Now, see, why did I have to
1088
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:26,981
go back to that?
1089
00:27:26,982 --> 00:27:29,519
I'm leaving before you change your mind.
1090
00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:32,955
Oh, happily married, happily married,
1091
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,745
happily married.
1092
00:27:34,808 --> 00:27:35,527
We're late.
1093
00:27:35,552 --> 00:27:36,363
We have wine and flowers
1094
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:37,410
to make up for it.
1095
00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:38,327
Yeah, but we wouldn't be late
1096
00:27:38,327 --> 00:27:39,245
if we hadn't have stopped for
1097
00:27:39,245 --> 00:27:40,121
the wine and flowers.
1098
00:27:40,122 --> 00:27:42,141
Ah, the classic dinner party dilemma.
1099
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,499
Okay.
1100
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,959
Here we go.
1101
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,170
(doorbell rings)
1102
00:27:46,171 --> 00:27:49,339
(sighs)
1103
00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:51,008
Hey, El.
1104
00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:52,176
Thank you, wow!
1105
00:27:52,177 --> 00:27:53,053
Hi!
1106
00:27:53,053 --> 00:27:53,928
Hi.
1107
00:27:53,928 --> 00:27:54,596
Noah.
1108
00:27:54,596 --> 00:27:55,472
Jane.
1109
00:27:55,472 --> 00:27:56,348
Come on in.
1110
00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:57,515
Yeah, thanks for doing this.
1111
00:27:57,516 --> 00:27:58,683
I always feel badly when my
1112
00:27:58,684 --> 00:28:00,311
dating life starts to affect the
1113
00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:01,937
lives of innocent bystanders.
1114
00:28:01,938 --> 00:28:04,022
Yeah, well, unfortunately,
1115
00:28:04,023 --> 00:28:06,459
there's something I need to tell you, uh...
1116
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,314
(clears throat) Grant got here early,
1117
00:28:08,339 --> 00:28:09,945
and I may have mentioned
1118
00:28:09,946 --> 00:28:11,155
that this is a set up.
1119
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:12,033
Noah?
1120
00:28:12,033 --> 00:28:12,909
He was dressed all wrong,
1121
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:13,659
I had no choice.
1122
00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:15,077
Anyway, he's been getting more
1123
00:28:15,078 --> 00:28:15,952
and more nervous.
1124
00:28:15,953 --> 00:28:19,372
So, he's not in the best shape.
1125
00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,374
Okay?
1126
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,043
Jane, uh, would you like to
1127
00:28:22,044 --> 00:28:23,044
have some appetizers with Grant
1128
00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:24,295
in the living room?
1129
00:28:24,296 --> 00:28:25,338
It's right there.
1130
00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:26,673
And El, well look, I could use
1131
00:28:26,674 --> 00:28:27,924
some help in the kitchen.
1132
00:28:27,925 --> 00:28:28,592
Yeah.
1133
00:28:28,592 --> 00:28:29,467
This is for you.
1134
00:28:29,468 --> 00:28:31,637
Thank you.
1135
00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,974
Hey, I'm Jane Grant.
1136
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,559
I'm... I'm Grant.
1137
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,020
Hi, nice to meet you, Grant.
1138
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:39,687
You can't be Grant.
1139
00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:40,563
I'm Jane.
1140
00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:41,398
So, why'd you say your name
1141
00:28:41,398 --> 00:28:42,273
was Grant?
1142
00:28:42,273 --> 00:28:43,149
Grant's my last name.
1143
00:28:43,149 --> 00:28:44,668
(laughing) Oh, that's pretty funny.
1144
00:28:44,693 --> 00:28:45,569
I guess.
1145
00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:46,404
We're both Grants.
1146
00:28:46,404 --> 00:28:47,279
Right.
1147
00:28:47,281 --> 00:28:48,280
If we got married, you know,
1148
00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:49,281
your name would be Grant Grant.
1149
00:28:49,282 --> 00:28:51,075
No, it would still be Jane.
1150
00:28:51,075 --> 00:28:53,284
Mmm, mmm.
1151
00:28:53,285 --> 00:28:54,954
Oh, oh, I get it, I get it.
1152
00:28:54,955 --> 00:28:56,580
You're one of those women.
1153
00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:58,499
My first name's Jane.
1154
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,252
So, that wouldn't change
1155
00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:01,336
regardless of what happened to
1156
00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,964
my last name, which is Grant.
1157
00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:05,925
You're pretty funny for a feminist.
1158
00:29:05,964 --> 00:29:07,443
We're having kebabs for dinner.
1159
00:29:07,468 --> 00:29:08,429
Food that's as much fun to say
1160
00:29:08,429 --> 00:29:09,304
as it is to eat.
1161
00:29:09,305 --> 00:29:10,388
Whoa.
1162
00:29:10,389 --> 00:29:11,389
Excuse me?
1163
00:29:11,390 --> 00:29:13,408
I'm sorry, but you are beautiful.
1164
00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:14,560
Thank you.
1165
00:29:14,561 --> 00:29:15,686
I know I probably shouldn't
1166
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,205
just come out and say it like that,
1167
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,272
but it's too powerful.
1168
00:29:18,273 --> 00:29:19,314
You are stunning.
1169
00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:21,291
Well, you're a really lucky man,
1170
00:29:21,316 --> 00:29:23,671
you're in a room full of hot women.
1171
00:29:23,696 --> 00:29:25,154
Careful.
1172
00:29:25,155 --> 00:29:27,031
Feminists like Grant don't like it
1173
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:29,242
when you notice their looks.
1174
00:29:31,162 --> 00:29:32,453
Can I get you a drink?
1175
00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:33,747
Please.
1176
00:29:33,748 --> 00:29:37,125
I'm sure Jane could use one too.
1177
00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:38,251
Who?
1178
00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:40,298
Never mind.
1179
00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:46,051
Hey, Natasha, it's Jane.
1180
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,760
But you probably recognize my voice
1181
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,667
from the other 20 messages.
1182
00:29:50,995 --> 00:29:53,495
So, I haven't heard from you all week.
1183
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,729
It's probably because you're
1184
00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:57,063
slaving away on the chapter...
1185
00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:59,292
The chapter you're giving me today?
1186
00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:00,652
So, call me and we'll make
1187
00:30:00,653 --> 00:30:02,153
arrangements on getting it here.
1188
00:30:02,154 --> 00:30:03,696
I'm happy to send a messenger or
1189
00:30:03,697 --> 00:30:06,491
the Space Shuttle, or whatever.
1190
00:30:06,492 --> 00:30:07,533
Just let me know.
1191
00:30:07,534 --> 00:30:09,536
Thank you, bye.
1192
00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:10,662
Hey.
1193
00:30:10,663 --> 00:30:11,498
Hey, Max.
1194
00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:12,499
What's that smell?
1195
00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:13,416
I'm really not sure.
1196
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,167
Amanda thinks she needs to cook for Jeff.
1197
00:30:15,199 --> 00:30:16,129
What's Jeff think?
1198
00:30:16,129 --> 00:30:17,646
Well, there's a lot of leftovers.
1199
00:30:17,671 --> 00:30:18,505
(chuckles)
1200
00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:20,267
Listen, Remke wanted me to check in,
1201
00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:21,341
make sure Natasha gave you
1202
00:30:21,342 --> 00:30:22,343
the first chapter.
1203
00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:23,344
I assured him you had it
1204
00:30:23,345 --> 00:30:24,262
under control?
1205
00:30:24,263 --> 00:30:25,471
Of course!
1206
00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:27,057
Good, because Marie Claire's
1207
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,660
not budging at all on that deadline.
1208
00:30:28,685 --> 00:30:29,686
So, I'm gonna need the excerpt
1209
00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:31,644
of the first chapter on Monday.
1210
00:30:31,645 --> 00:30:33,104
That's what I was planning.
1211
00:30:33,105 --> 00:30:33,855
Life was so much easier
1212
00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:35,857
before I became a germaphobe.
1213
00:30:35,858 --> 00:30:37,400
Hey, Max, you're joining us?
1214
00:30:37,401 --> 00:30:38,860
Uh, no, sorry, got to run.
1215
00:30:38,861 --> 00:30:42,115
Smells great though.
1216
00:30:42,116 --> 00:30:42,783
Morgan, where have you been?
1217
00:30:42,784 --> 00:30:44,198
I need those new covers.
1218
00:30:44,199 --> 00:30:45,368
(gasps)
1219
00:30:45,369 --> 00:30:46,202
What happened?
1220
00:30:46,202 --> 00:30:47,120
You set it for, like,
1221
00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:48,454
9,000 minutes.
1222
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:50,164
I lied to Max.
1223
00:30:50,165 --> 00:30:51,458
I never lie to Max.
1224
00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:52,335
I know.
1225
00:30:52,336 --> 00:30:53,378
That was always your problem.
1226
00:30:53,379 --> 00:30:54,605
What is that supposed to mean?
1227
00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:56,730
Oh, when you're in a relationship,
1228
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:57,949
there's nothing wrong with
1229
00:30:57,974 --> 00:30:58,769
bending the truth a little
1230
00:30:58,794 --> 00:31:00,653
to show yourself in a favorable light.
1231
00:31:00,678 --> 00:31:02,041
You do realize that the woman
1232
00:31:02,066 --> 00:31:03,739
who wrote "The Rules" got a divorce?
1233
00:31:03,764 --> 00:31:04,724
Poor Ellen.
1234
00:31:04,724 --> 00:31:05,599
(phone ringing)
1235
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:06,559
Oh, at least she gets to sleep
1236
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,097
with new guys.
1237
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,728
Oh, that better be the Gnat,
1238
00:31:09,753 --> 00:31:11,214
or the fireman who rescued her
1239
00:31:11,239 --> 00:31:13,207
from the bookcase she's been trapped under.
1240
00:31:13,232 --> 00:31:16,403
(ringing continues)
1241
00:31:16,404 --> 00:31:17,570
Jane Grant.
1242
00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,406
Hey, Jane, it's Dana.
1243
00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,116
Oh, hi, Dana.
1244
00:31:21,116 --> 00:31:22,493
Get out your palm pilot.
1245
00:31:22,494 --> 00:31:23,910
I don't have a palm pilot.
1246
00:31:23,911 --> 00:31:24,828
What do you mean, you don't
1247
00:31:24,828 --> 00:31:25,746
have a palm pilot?
1248
00:31:25,747 --> 00:31:26,788
Everyone has a palm pilot.
1249
00:31:26,789 --> 00:31:28,589
How could you not have a palm pilot?
1250
00:31:28,614 --> 00:31:30,335
I use Post-Its.
1251
00:31:30,566 --> 00:31:32,169
Okay, well, I need to go over
1252
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:33,856
the schedule of bridesmaids activities.
1253
00:31:33,881 --> 00:31:34,922
Now, I'm sure you know about the
1254
00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:36,883
final dress fitting/preshower
1255
00:31:36,884 --> 00:31:38,259
meeting this weekend.
1256
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,219
Preshower?
1257
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:40,262
(mouthing) What?
1258
00:31:40,263 --> 00:31:41,722
To discuss the shower.
1259
00:31:41,723 --> 00:31:42,599
Right.
1260
00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:43,433
(phone ringing)
1261
00:31:43,433 --> 00:31:44,393
And then there's the shower
1262
00:31:44,393 --> 00:31:45,268
itself on the 16th.
1263
00:31:45,269 --> 00:31:46,560
The theme is gonna be French
1264
00:31:46,561 --> 00:31:47,770
kitchen in honor of our
1265
00:31:47,771 --> 00:31:49,523
honeymoon in France.
1266
00:31:49,524 --> 00:31:51,607
Jane Grant.
1267
00:31:51,608 --> 00:31:53,319
Hello, Timothy Rommelly!
1268
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,362
32, Upper East Side doctor!
1269
00:31:55,363 --> 00:31:56,779
And of course, the
1270
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,907
bachelorette party on the 28th.
1271
00:31:58,908 --> 00:32:00,452
Uh, listen, Dana, I'm gonna
1272
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:01,453
try to make it to as many
1273
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:02,578
things as possible,
1274
00:32:02,579 --> 00:32:03,622
but it's a very busy...
1275
00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,289
Jane Grant, if I plan events
1276
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,666
every day of the week, I expect
1277
00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:07,709
you to be there.
1278
00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,686
It comes with the honor of being a bridesmaid.
1279
00:32:09,711 --> 00:32:11,722
Now, I know it must be hard for you
1280
00:32:11,747 --> 00:32:12,769
to see me getting married
1281
00:32:12,794 --> 00:32:14,818
when you don't have anybody serious.
1282
00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:16,302
I have a boyfriend!
1283
00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:17,636
Right, I forgot.
1284
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:18,804
It must be because I've never
1285
00:32:18,805 --> 00:32:20,557
met him or seen a picture of him
1286
00:32:20,558 --> 00:32:22,391
or even heard his name.
1287
00:32:22,831 --> 00:32:25,363
By the way, what is his name, Jane?
1288
00:32:25,939 --> 00:32:27,648
Timothy Rommelly.
1289
00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:29,699
Great, well, I'll have the calligrapher
1290
00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:30,878
put that on his name card.
1291
00:32:30,903 --> 00:32:33,446
Uh, two "m"s, two "l"s?
1292
00:32:33,447 --> 00:32:34,447
Sure!
1293
00:32:34,448 --> 00:32:35,931
Great, see you at the preshower.
1294
00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,534
Can't wait.
1295
00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:40,800
Dinner, Monday, Park Terrace Cafe.
1296
00:32:40,830 --> 00:32:41,949
I'm not happy about the lack of
1297
00:32:41,974 --> 00:32:43,292
lead time, but I made an exception
1298
00:32:43,317 --> 00:32:44,934
due to the dire circumstances.
1299
00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:46,251
Oh, good, because my life
1300
00:32:46,276 --> 00:32:47,574
wasn't full enough having a writer
1301
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,527
who's gone missing and an array of
1302
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:51,178
bridesmaids activities so vast,
1303
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,589
that even Liz Taylor would say,
1304
00:32:52,614 --> 00:32:54,446
"Oh, hey, it's only a wedding."
1305
00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:55,863
(chuckles) You are not thinking of
1306
00:32:55,888 --> 00:32:57,408
backing out of the dates, are you?
1307
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,722
I have three weeks to find a guy,
1308
00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:00,767
date him, become boyfriend
1309
00:33:00,768 --> 00:33:01,935
and girlfriend, talk him into
1310
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:03,437
going to the princess' wedding,
1311
00:33:03,438 --> 00:33:04,522
and then depending on the guy,
1312
00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:05,565
develop a level of comfort where
1313
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,649
I could ask him, "Hey, do you"
1314
00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:07,901
mind posing as an Upper East
1315
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:08,902
"Side doctor?"
1316
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,861
I am so proud of you.
1317
00:33:10,862 --> 00:33:12,948
(sighs) Thanks.
1318
00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:21,291
Girls, Dana and I found these
1319
00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:23,811
lovely champagne colored earrings.
1320
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:24,753
And you're gonna see, they're
1321
00:33:24,754 --> 00:33:26,378
gonna go so perfectly
1322
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,590
with your champagne hair combs!
1323
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:30,301
Now, I tried to tell Mom that
1324
00:33:30,302 --> 00:33:31,720
the champagne parasols were
1325
00:33:31,721 --> 00:33:33,555
enough, but she wouldn't listen.
1326
00:33:33,556 --> 00:33:34,597
Well, your daughter only gets
1327
00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:36,516
married once, God willing.
1328
00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:37,850
And I don't see the harm in
1329
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,560
having just a little bit of
1330
00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:42,606
color coordination, do you?
1331
00:33:42,607 --> 00:33:43,732
All we need now is the dyed
1332
00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:44,859
poodle to match.
1333
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:45,901
Oh, my God.
1334
00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:46,903
I wanted that at my wedding,
1335
00:33:46,904 --> 00:33:48,279
but those crazy animal people
1336
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,489
wouldn't let me.
1337
00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:51,031
So, girls.
1338
00:33:51,032 --> 00:33:52,408
I mean, there's so many of you,
1339
00:33:52,409 --> 00:33:53,618
so I think the best thing to do
1340
00:33:53,619 --> 00:33:56,263
is to line up according to your size.
1341
00:33:56,288 --> 00:33:57,415
Mother!
1342
00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:58,458
Honey, we can't keep the
1343
00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:00,333
dresses in order if we...
1344
00:34:00,441 --> 00:34:03,397
Fine, we'll just do it alphabetically.
1345
00:34:03,422 --> 00:34:05,841
(girls laugh)
1346
00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:10,471
So, what's she like?
1347
00:34:10,471 --> 00:34:11,431
Who?
1348
00:34:11,432 --> 00:34:12,514
Natasha?
1349
00:34:12,515 --> 00:34:14,975
Oh, well, I, um...
1350
00:34:14,976 --> 00:34:16,059
George Clooney?
1351
00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,437
Hmm? Excuse me?
1352
00:34:18,438 --> 00:34:19,939
Is that who the actor is?
1353
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,608
Oh... I don't know.
1354
00:34:21,609 --> 00:34:22,942
Oh, I won't say anything.
1355
00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:24,111
No, I really don't know.
1356
00:34:24,112 --> 00:34:26,947
(sighing) Okay.
1357
00:34:26,948 --> 00:34:28,615
Pierce Brosnan?
1358
00:34:28,616 --> 00:34:30,492
So, she's nice?
1359
00:34:30,493 --> 00:34:31,660
Yeah, well, I...
1360
00:34:31,661 --> 00:34:33,036
She seems really nice.
1361
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:34,497
And she's so beautiful.
1362
00:34:34,498 --> 00:34:36,351
Is she as beautiful in person?
1363
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:37,792
You can see for yourself.
1364
00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:39,769
Natasha is coming to the wedding.
1365
00:34:39,795 --> 00:34:40,713
Really?
1366
00:34:40,713 --> 00:34:41,631
Of course.
1367
00:34:41,632 --> 00:34:42,756
Why wouldn't I have a movie star
1368
00:34:42,757 --> 00:34:44,341
at my daughter's wedding?
1369
00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:45,467
It'll be so exciting to have
1370
00:34:45,468 --> 00:34:46,969
a true celebrity there.
1371
00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:48,823
Well, we should invite her to the shower!
1372
00:34:48,848 --> 00:34:49,848
Do you think she'd come?
1373
00:34:49,848 --> 00:34:50,765
Oh, Jane, you invite her,
1374
00:34:50,765 --> 00:34:51,725
you guys are friends.
1375
00:34:51,726 --> 00:34:52,850
No, actually, we're not
1376
00:34:52,851 --> 00:34:54,102
friends, we just work together,
1377
00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:55,479
and that's when she bothers to
1378
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,563
call me back.
1379
00:34:56,564 --> 00:34:57,732
Green-eyed monster,
1380
00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:58,940
party of one.
1381
00:34:58,941 --> 00:35:00,066
I'll call her.
1382
00:35:00,067 --> 00:35:01,819
I'm sure she'd love to come.
1383
00:35:01,819 --> 00:35:04,405
(speaking foreign language)
1384
00:35:07,576 --> 00:35:08,618
What?
1385
00:35:08,619 --> 00:35:09,828
Nothing.
1386
00:35:09,828 --> 00:35:10,996
(speaking foreign language)
1387
00:35:10,998 --> 00:35:14,666
You can tell me, really.
1388
00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:15,834
Did you know that one of your
1389
00:35:15,835 --> 00:35:17,461
hips is higher than the other?
1390
00:35:17,462 --> 00:35:18,421
No.
1391
00:35:18,422 --> 00:35:19,880
No, I didn't know that.
1392
00:35:19,881 --> 00:35:21,090
Well...
1393
00:35:21,091 --> 00:35:24,803
It's no picnic to deal with.
1394
00:35:24,804 --> 00:35:28,598
(people chattering)
1395
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,843
Could you help me pick up that wrapper?
1396
00:35:44,868 --> 00:35:46,744
I can't bend the way I used to.
1397
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,706
Oh, sure.
1398
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,624
Thank you.
1399
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:53,750
I'm Herbert.
1400
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,711
Oh, Jane.
1401
00:35:54,933 --> 00:35:56,939
Are you looking for a partner?
1402
00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:59,886
Oh, no, I... I'm looking for my friend Gary.
1403
00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:01,093
That's too bad.
1404
00:36:01,094 --> 00:36:03,388
You're a good bender.
1405
00:36:05,055 --> 00:36:05,932
Jane!
1406
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:06,808
Hi!
1407
00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:08,577
Oh, I'm so glad you could make it.
1408
00:36:08,602 --> 00:36:10,161
Yeah, me too, thanks for the invitation.
1409
00:36:10,186 --> 00:36:11,105
Of course, this is gonna be
1410
00:36:11,105 --> 00:36:11,981
great, just great.
1411
00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:13,107
Good people, good charity,
1412
00:36:13,108 --> 00:36:15,733
and... look at the turnout.
1413
00:36:15,735 --> 00:36:16,860
This is our group?
1414
00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:18,737
Yeah, yeah.
1415
00:36:18,738 --> 00:36:20,572
I guess we targeted the AARP
1416
00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:21,241
a little strong.
1417
00:36:21,241 --> 00:36:22,159
Next time, we'll have to cast
1418
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,243
a wider net.
1419
00:36:23,244 --> 00:36:25,078
Well, I guess we'll just have
1420
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:26,246
to stick together.
1421
00:36:26,247 --> 00:36:27,081
I guess so.
1422
00:36:27,082 --> 00:36:28,082
Yeah!
1423
00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:29,041
So, you ready to get started?
1424
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:29,916
Uh, yeah, sure... you know,
1425
00:36:29,917 --> 00:36:31,759
I brought some sunscreen in case you need it.
1426
00:36:31,784 --> 00:36:32,961
Look at you.
1427
00:36:32,962 --> 00:36:33,880
A pro already at this.
1428
00:36:33,881 --> 00:36:35,255
Sunscreen's a great idea.
1429
00:36:35,256 --> 00:36:36,758
Well, you know, you can never
1430
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:37,677
be too careful.
1431
00:36:37,677 --> 00:36:38,636
Just 'cause you're not lying at
1432
00:36:38,636 --> 00:36:39,596
a beach, doesn't mean you don't
1433
00:36:39,596 --> 00:36:40,512
need protection.
1434
00:36:40,513 --> 00:36:42,013
Especially on those little areas
1435
00:36:42,014 --> 00:36:43,765
like the ears and the hands
1436
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:46,477
and the, um... torso.
1437
00:36:47,771 --> 00:36:49,939
We really need that sunscreen.
1438
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:51,858
Okay... oh.
1439
00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:52,818
Oh.
1440
00:36:52,818 --> 00:36:53,694
Can I help you?
1441
00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:54,570
I got it.
1442
00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:55,236
You sure?
1443
00:36:55,236 --> 00:36:56,113
It's okay, yeah.
1444
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:57,031
Okay, all right.
1445
00:36:57,032 --> 00:36:59,050
You just stand there and look fabulous.
1446
00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:00,034
I meant to throw away this
1447
00:37:00,035 --> 00:37:01,159
half-eaten sandwich.
1448
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,847
The whole world's on display here.
1449
00:37:03,872 --> 00:37:06,081
Yeah, okay, here we go.
1450
00:37:06,082 --> 00:37:09,294
Sunscreen.
1451
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:11,148
Jane, this is my girlfriend Cassandra.
1452
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:12,130
Hi.
1453
00:37:12,155 --> 00:37:13,631
Hi, it's so great that you
1454
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:16,510
could make it.
1455
00:37:16,511 --> 00:37:17,802
Could, uh, I get your help at
1456
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:18,804
the water table?
1457
00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:19,764
For some reason, we've got a
1458
00:37:19,765 --> 00:37:21,599
really thirsty group today.
1459
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,559
"For some reason?"
1460
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,644
Look at the hottie handing out
1461
00:37:24,645 --> 00:37:25,978
water... "for some reason?"
1462
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:26,813
(laughs)
1463
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:29,192
I'll catch up with you later.
1464
00:37:33,989 --> 00:37:37,520
So, Herbert, you still need that partner?
1465
00:37:37,567 --> 00:37:39,965
Oh, I've already found someone.
1466
00:37:39,995 --> 00:37:42,731
Oh, well, you snooze, you lose, sweetheart.
1467
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:47,293
♪♪
1468
00:37:47,294 --> 00:37:52,008
♪ I've been high ♪
1469
00:37:52,009 --> 00:37:54,052
♪ And I've been low... ♪
1470
00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:56,137
So?
1471
00:37:56,137 --> 00:37:57,013
Really?
1472
00:37:57,014 --> 00:37:59,042
Hey, Cojo says the animal prints are in.
1473
00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:00,017
And if I were trying to
1474
00:38:00,018 --> 00:38:01,685
attract a gay man or a leopard,
1475
00:38:01,686 --> 00:38:02,894
I'd be right there with him.
1476
00:38:02,895 --> 00:38:06,023
Hey, Natasha, it's Jane.
1477
00:38:06,024 --> 00:38:07,858
Just checking in, again.
1478
00:38:07,859 --> 00:38:10,074
Listen, we're on a really tight deadline.
1479
00:38:10,099 --> 00:38:11,695
I need your first chapter
1480
00:38:11,697 --> 00:38:13,866
yesterday, literally.
1481
00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,908
Um, if I don't get the piece,
1482
00:38:15,909 --> 00:38:17,119
Marie Claire's gonna pull it.
1483
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,705
So, why don't you give me a
1484
00:38:18,706 --> 00:38:20,872
call, I'd really appreciate it.
1485
00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:22,875
Thanks.
1486
00:38:22,876 --> 00:38:24,210
She's screening me.
1487
00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:25,171
Why don't you try blasting
1488
00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,212
Guns N' Roses into her machine
1489
00:38:26,212 --> 00:38:27,213
until she can't bear it anymore
1490
00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:28,590
and is forced to come out of hiding.
1491
00:38:28,615 --> 00:38:31,217
Hmm, the Noriega approach.
1492
00:38:31,217 --> 00:38:32,260
Or you could forget her and
1493
00:38:32,261 --> 00:38:33,761
just write the memoirs yourself.
1494
00:38:33,762 --> 00:38:35,722
Ah, first chapter,
1495
00:38:35,723 --> 00:38:37,266
"Who am I sleeping with today?"
1496
00:38:37,267 --> 00:38:39,226
Well, it's Tuesday, it must be a
1497
00:38:39,227 --> 00:38:40,603
"casting director."
1498
00:38:40,605 --> 00:38:41,814
"And then if I get the part,"
1499
00:38:41,815 --> 00:38:43,023
it's my leading man, my director
1500
00:38:43,024 --> 00:38:44,567
and the kid who brings me "coffee."
1501
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:46,794
Oh, only if it's the studio head's kid.
1502
00:38:46,819 --> 00:38:47,737
(chuckles)
1503
00:38:47,738 --> 00:38:49,070
So, seriously, what happens if
1504
00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,113
she doesn't turn up?
1505
00:38:50,114 --> 00:38:51,157
I've scoped out a few places
1506
00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:52,283
in the park that look cozy.
1507
00:38:52,284 --> 00:38:53,743
She really sucks.
1508
00:38:53,744 --> 00:38:54,786
Yeah, that's chapter two.
1509
00:38:54,787 --> 00:38:56,077
All right, here it is.
1510
00:38:56,078 --> 00:38:58,098
The outfit that says "Hank" Chilton,
1511
00:38:58,123 --> 00:38:59,534
my penultimate shot,
1512
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:00,762
you are gonna find me so
1513
00:39:00,787 --> 00:39:03,907
charming, witty, and sexy but classy,
1514
00:39:03,932 --> 00:39:04,957
that you will have no choice
1515
00:39:04,982 --> 00:39:06,184
but to fall madly in love with me,
1516
00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:07,818
or at least go to the "wedding and pretend."
1517
00:39:07,843 --> 00:39:09,384
That is one chatty outfit.
1518
00:39:09,385 --> 00:39:11,651
Can it go on the date without me?
1519
00:39:11,676 --> 00:39:13,764
Where is your enthusiasm?
1520
00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:15,058
I don't know.
1521
00:39:15,059 --> 00:39:16,142
We've come this far.
1522
00:39:16,143 --> 00:39:17,143
Do you really wanna let Dana and
1523
00:39:17,144 --> 00:39:18,062
the Gnat think they're better
1524
00:39:18,062 --> 00:39:19,199
than you just 'cause they have boyfriends?
1525
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,897
No, but don't you think it's
1526
00:39:20,898 --> 00:39:22,107
just a little pathetic to be
1527
00:39:22,108 --> 00:39:23,901
doing all this at my age?
1528
00:39:23,902 --> 00:39:25,985
No, it's usually pathetic.
1529
00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:28,034
But it's not your fault, it's them.
1530
00:39:28,059 --> 00:39:29,074
They're the ones who only have
1531
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,158
one measure for gauging whether
1532
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,701
or not a woman is a success.
1533
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,328
I guess you're right.
1534
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,288
So, you're gonna beat them at
1535
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:35,165
their own game.
1536
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,040
Yeah?
1537
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,229
You are gonna show up at that wedding
1538
00:39:37,254 --> 00:39:38,760
with a boyfriend so fabulous,
1539
00:39:38,785 --> 00:39:39,653
that Dana will experience
1540
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:40,461
her very first twinge
1541
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:41,557
of regret at being married.
1542
00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:42,422
Ha ha!
1543
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,382
And you are gonna find that
1544
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,715
boyfriend tonight at Nate's.
1545
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,383
All right!
1546
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,300
And you're gonna do it
1547
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,469
wearing the leopard top!
1548
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:49,972
No!
1549
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:50,974
So, I don't understand why
1550
00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:51,934
that's the only table
1551
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:52,809
you can give me.
1552
00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:55,746
I mean, it's two feet from the bathroom!
1553
00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:56,979
I think the health department
1554
00:39:56,981 --> 00:39:58,105
would have a thing or two to say
1555
00:39:58,106 --> 00:39:59,107
about this, don't you, huh?
1556
00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:00,778
I'm sorry, but we are full.
1557
00:40:00,803 --> 00:40:02,754
Oh, so I get the crappy table?
1558
00:40:02,779 --> 00:40:04,003
Oh, how 'bout that couple over there,
1559
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:04,628
why don't you give it to them,
1560
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:05,659
they're from Jersey,
1561
00:40:05,684 --> 00:40:07,073
they'll feel right at home!
1562
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:08,117
How 'bout that guy over there?
1563
00:40:08,118 --> 00:40:09,077
He won't know the difference,
1564
00:40:09,078 --> 00:40:10,243
he's practically blind.
1565
00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:11,829
Hey, Stevie Wonder, got a table
1566
00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:12,997
over there for ya.
1567
00:40:12,998 --> 00:40:14,916
Keep your voice down, please.
1568
00:40:19,464 --> 00:40:21,840
Hi, Natasha, it's Jane again.
1569
00:40:21,841 --> 00:40:23,774
Uh, if you're there, will you pick up?
1570
00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:27,513
No.
1571
00:40:27,514 --> 00:40:29,932
Okay, well, um, call me,
1572
00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:30,852
it's important.
1573
00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:32,019
I know I mentioned that before
1574
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:34,229
to no avail, but, uh...
1575
00:40:34,229 --> 00:40:35,855
I'm kind of at a loss here.
1576
00:40:35,856 --> 00:40:36,524
(knocking)
1577
00:40:36,524 --> 00:40:37,774
Um, you know, if you're just one
1578
00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:39,026
of those people that don't like
1579
00:40:39,027 --> 00:40:40,736
phones, I'm open to other modes
1580
00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:42,280
of communication... email,
1581
00:40:42,281 --> 00:40:43,488
instant message... hell, I'll
1582
00:40:43,489 --> 00:40:44,741
even hire a guy to tap it out
1583
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:45,492
in Morse code.
1584
00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:47,451
Bye.
1585
00:40:47,452 --> 00:40:48,869
Natasha?
1586
00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:49,954
Hi.
1587
00:40:49,955 --> 00:40:50,873
Hi.
1588
00:40:50,874 --> 00:40:52,416
I'm sorry to barge in on you.
1589
00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,919
No, that's okay, come in.
1590
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,211
I wasn't sure I'd find you.
1591
00:40:56,212 --> 00:40:57,214
I thought you'd probably be at
1592
00:40:57,215 --> 00:40:59,215
your boyfriend's.
1593
00:40:59,216 --> 00:41:01,926
Yeah, you know, I usually am.
1594
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,052
(chuckles)
1595
00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:05,013
As you can see, it looks like a
1596
00:41:05,014 --> 00:41:06,056
22-year-old lives here, 'cause
1597
00:41:06,057 --> 00:41:08,768
that's the last time I was here.
1598
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:09,977
Can I get you anything?
1599
00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:12,021
Uh, iced tea would be great.
1600
00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:14,105
Okay, well, it would be.
1601
00:41:14,106 --> 00:41:16,067
I think the only options are
1602
00:41:16,068 --> 00:41:20,407
low-sodium soy sauce or... water.
1603
00:41:20,491 --> 00:41:22,075
Water's fine.
1604
00:41:22,076 --> 00:41:24,220
So, I haven't heard from you in a while.
1605
00:41:24,245 --> 00:41:25,284
I'm assuming there's been some
1606
00:41:25,285 --> 00:41:28,120
kind of writer's block going on.
1607
00:41:28,121 --> 00:41:29,247
For future reference,
1608
00:41:29,248 --> 00:41:30,249
I can help you with that.
1609
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,561
But I can't help you if you hide from me.
1610
00:41:32,672 --> 00:41:35,339
I'm pregnant.
1611
00:41:35,341 --> 00:41:37,090
What does your boyfriend say?
1612
00:41:37,091 --> 00:41:40,009
Sam's amazing.
1613
00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:41,427
You know, he... first, he was a
1614
00:41:41,428 --> 00:41:43,784
saint after the mess with the actor.
1615
00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,934
And now this comes along, and he
1616
00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:47,811
couldn't be more thrilled.
1617
00:41:47,812 --> 00:41:49,228
Well, that's good, right?
1618
00:41:49,229 --> 00:41:51,022
Yeah, it is.
1619
00:41:51,023 --> 00:41:52,941
I should be grateful.
1620
00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:54,567
It's just, this is not what I
1621
00:41:54,568 --> 00:41:56,152
had planned, you know.
1622
00:41:56,153 --> 00:41:57,863
Not now, not when my own life
1623
00:41:57,864 --> 00:41:59,115
is so screwed up.
1624
00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,116
Your life is not screwed up.
1625
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,953
I am a washed up actor who is
1626
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,453
only known at all because of an
1627
00:42:04,454 --> 00:42:06,416
affair I had over a year ago
1628
00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:08,000
with a real actor.
1629
00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:11,920
Yeah, I'm doing great.
1630
00:42:11,921 --> 00:42:13,045
I don't know the first thing
1631
00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:14,507
about being a mom.
1632
00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,259
What if I screw that up too?
1633
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:17,176
You won't.
1634
00:42:17,177 --> 00:42:18,302
How do you know?
1635
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,345
I don't.
1636
00:42:19,346 --> 00:42:20,078
(laughs)
1637
00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:21,461
But if you do screw your kid up,
1638
00:42:21,486 --> 00:42:23,594
there is a whole industry of therapists out there
1639
00:42:23,619 --> 00:42:25,476
that are just waiting to help.
1640
00:42:25,477 --> 00:42:27,521
Everyone screws up, which is
1641
00:42:27,522 --> 00:42:29,606
actually normal, right?
1642
00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:30,568
Not screwing up would be the
1643
00:42:30,569 --> 00:42:31,942
weird thing, so let's hope you
1644
00:42:31,943 --> 00:42:33,154
screw up, missy.
1645
00:42:33,155 --> 00:42:34,486
I'm sorry for the
1646
00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:35,947
disappearing act, I just
1647
00:42:35,948 --> 00:42:37,490
couldn't talk to anyone.
1648
00:42:37,491 --> 00:42:39,899
But I... I do have the first chapter.
1649
00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:41,161
Wow, that's amazing,
1650
00:42:41,162 --> 00:42:42,163
considering everything you've
1651
00:42:42,164 --> 00:42:44,207
been through.
1652
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:53,258
This is it?
1653
00:42:53,259 --> 00:42:54,217
She's gonna get fat.
1654
00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,094
Stop it.
1655
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,614
Do they make leather maternity pants?
1656
00:42:56,639 --> 00:42:57,889
I'm serious, I actually feel
1657
00:42:57,890 --> 00:42:58,557
kinda bad for her.
1658
00:42:58,558 --> 00:42:59,599
Oh, come on.
1659
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,932
She totally screwed you over.
1660
00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:01,894
You were supposed to have a week
1661
00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:02,560
to do your excerpt,
1662
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,436
you had one night.
1663
00:43:03,436 --> 00:43:04,354
So, I'll bill her for the
1664
00:43:04,355 --> 00:43:06,522
Red Bull I mainlined.
1665
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:08,066
Morgan, I need to order some
1666
00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:10,069
office supplies, please.
1667
00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,362
Yeah, you've exceeded your
1668
00:43:11,363 --> 00:43:12,238
monthly limit.
1669
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,448
We've cut you off.
1670
00:43:13,449 --> 00:43:14,366
What?!
1671
00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:15,324
And, uh, William would like
1672
00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:16,617
to see you right away.
1673
00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:18,243
Oh, okay.
1674
00:43:18,244 --> 00:43:19,205
Don't worry!
1675
00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:20,622
No one's ever been fired for
1676
00:43:20,624 --> 00:43:22,500
using too many Post-Its.
1677
00:43:22,501 --> 00:43:25,045
At least not yet.
1678
00:43:32,094 --> 00:43:34,387
Uh, hello.
1679
00:43:34,388 --> 00:43:35,472
We haven't got all day.
1680
00:43:35,473 --> 00:43:37,350
Sit down.
1681
00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:46,150
Just wanna make sure
1682
00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:47,069
everything's going okay with the
1683
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:48,070
Nutley project.
1684
00:43:48,071 --> 00:43:49,969
Yeah, as far as I'm concerned.
1685
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,075
It's not always smooth every
1686
00:43:51,076 --> 00:43:52,740
step of the way, but...
1687
00:43:52,741 --> 00:43:54,032
as long as everything turns out
1688
00:43:54,033 --> 00:43:56,353
okay, who needs to know about the problems?
1689
00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,499
Which probably makes you wonder
1690
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,001
why I brought them up.
1691
00:44:02,002 --> 00:44:03,586
Jane is doing great.
1692
00:44:03,587 --> 00:44:05,045
I read the first chapter this
1693
00:44:05,046 --> 00:44:06,381
morning and the outline for two
1694
00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,756
and three, and it's right on
1695
00:44:07,757 --> 00:44:09,466
track with what we want.
1696
00:44:09,467 --> 00:44:11,737
And the excerpt for Marie Claire, perfect.
1697
00:44:11,762 --> 00:44:13,138
Is that true, Grant?
1698
00:44:13,139 --> 00:44:14,224
Yes.
1699
00:44:14,224 --> 00:44:15,267
I'm actually quite pleased with
1700
00:44:15,268 --> 00:44:16,517
how everything's turning out.
1701
00:44:16,518 --> 00:44:18,395
Well, so am I.
1702
00:44:18,396 --> 00:44:19,272
Really?
1703
00:44:19,273 --> 00:44:20,312
That's why I said it.
1704
00:44:20,314 --> 00:44:21,646
Of course.
1705
00:44:21,647 --> 00:44:23,295
I want you to write the back cover copy.
1706
00:44:23,485 --> 00:44:26,486
Do a good job, do it fast.
1707
00:44:26,487 --> 00:44:27,612
I will.
1708
00:44:27,613 --> 00:44:30,448
Thank you.
1709
00:44:30,449 --> 00:44:31,576
Max, you stay.
1710
00:44:31,577 --> 00:44:32,617
There's something I need to
1711
00:44:32,618 --> 00:44:34,705
discuss with you.
1712
00:44:40,086 --> 00:44:42,296
So...
1713
00:44:42,297 --> 00:44:43,464
you know I haven't thought about
1714
00:44:43,465 --> 00:44:44,756
me and Max for a while now.
1715
00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:46,175
Uh oh.
1716
00:44:46,176 --> 00:44:47,510
I just got called in to see
1717
00:44:47,511 --> 00:44:49,678
Remke, and as usual, I got
1718
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:51,055
completely tongue-tied.
1719
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,390
But Max stepped in and saved me.
1720
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:54,641
He raved about my work, and
1721
00:44:54,642 --> 00:44:56,686
Remke ended up raving as well.
1722
00:44:56,687 --> 00:44:57,812
Jane, that's great.
1723
00:44:57,813 --> 00:44:58,648
I know!
1724
00:44:58,648 --> 00:44:59,524
But that's about you,
1725
00:44:59,524 --> 00:45:00,400
not Max.
1726
00:45:00,401 --> 00:45:01,609
Well, it's just that he knows
1727
00:45:01,610 --> 00:45:03,360
me so well.
1728
00:45:03,361 --> 00:45:06,197
And he makes me feel... safe.
1729
00:45:06,198 --> 00:45:08,033
It didn't work between
1730
00:45:08,034 --> 00:45:08,701
you guys.
1731
00:45:08,702 --> 00:45:09,701
But is it working that much
1732
00:45:09,701 --> 00:45:10,578
better now?
1733
00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:11,746
I mean, any problems we had in
1734
00:45:11,747 --> 00:45:13,164
the past seem pretty minor
1735
00:45:13,165 --> 00:45:14,333
compared to guys with
1736
00:45:14,334 --> 00:45:15,373
girlfriends and guys who aren't
1737
00:45:15,374 --> 00:45:17,376
over their exes, and guys who
1738
00:45:17,377 --> 00:45:18,586
are driven to drink by the mere
1739
00:45:18,586 --> 00:45:20,128
thought of dating me, and...
1740
00:45:20,129 --> 00:45:21,048
(laughing)
1741
00:45:21,048 --> 00:45:21,840
You're in the toad phase.
1742
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,611
It's just part of moving forward.
1743
00:45:23,636 --> 00:45:24,676
I don't know.
1744
00:45:24,677 --> 00:45:26,136
Moving backwards to see if
1745
00:45:26,137 --> 00:45:27,180
things could work out between
1746
00:45:27,181 --> 00:45:28,181
Max and I is sounding
1747
00:45:28,182 --> 00:45:29,098
better and better.
1748
00:45:29,099 --> 00:45:30,223
You don't wanna do that.
1749
00:45:30,224 --> 00:45:31,552
Well, I don't wanna keep dating.
1750
00:45:31,577 --> 00:45:32,810
I mean, my only other option
1751
00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:34,144
is to buy a dozen cats and
1752
00:45:34,145 --> 00:45:37,440
call it a day.
1753
00:45:37,441 --> 00:45:39,068
Jane, you're wanted in the
1754
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:41,071
conference room.
1755
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,404
You can come too.
1756
00:45:43,405 --> 00:45:44,531
Thanks.
1757
00:45:44,532 --> 00:45:45,573
(both laughing)
1758
00:45:45,574 --> 00:45:47,534
What was that about?
1759
00:45:47,535 --> 00:45:51,941
I mean, it's probably insane, but...
1760
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,583
Oh, my God.
1761
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,545
You're being promoted!
1762
00:45:54,545 --> 00:45:55,418
Maybe.
1763
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:56,419
That has to be it, you just
1764
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,421
said Remke raved.
1765
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:58,421
Remke never raves.
1766
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,090
I know, and he asked Max
1767
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:00,884
to stay after
1768
00:46:00,885 --> 00:46:01,884
to discuss some things.
1769
00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:02,886
It's about time, we've been
1770
00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:05,806
waiting for this forever.
1771
00:46:05,807 --> 00:46:07,890
Okay, you look great.
1772
00:46:07,891 --> 00:46:10,308
Let's go, Miss Associate Editor.
1773
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:11,394
Oh, my God.
1774
00:46:11,395 --> 00:46:13,355
(girls chuckling)
1775
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:16,693
Okay.
1776
00:46:16,694 --> 00:46:19,903
(laughs)
1777
00:46:19,904 --> 00:46:21,655
(clears throat)
1778
00:46:23,491 --> 00:46:25,554
Thank you all for gathering like this.
1779
00:46:25,579 --> 00:46:27,453
Um, I have an announcement, that
1780
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,373
on a personal level, I feel very
1781
00:46:29,374 --> 00:46:31,917
lucky to be able to deliver.
1782
00:46:31,918 --> 00:46:33,294
I'm happy to announce that I'm
1783
00:46:33,295 --> 00:46:34,837
engaged to be married to
1784
00:46:34,839 --> 00:46:37,257
Carolyn Klausner.
1785
00:46:37,257 --> 00:46:38,590
Some of you know her, but for
1786
00:46:38,592 --> 00:46:40,175
those of you who don't, she's an
1787
00:46:40,177 --> 00:46:41,344
executive vice president at
1788
00:46:41,345 --> 00:46:42,721
Metropolitan Scene.
1789
00:46:42,722 --> 00:46:45,222
But more importantly, she's the
1790
00:46:45,223 --> 00:46:46,267
woman of my dreams.
1791
00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:47,351
She's not here, Max, you
1792
00:46:47,352 --> 00:46:49,122
don't have to say the sappy stuff.
1793
00:46:49,147 --> 00:46:50,395
(laughter)
1794
00:46:50,396 --> 00:46:51,564
To Max's engagement.
1795
00:46:51,565 --> 00:46:54,276
(all) To Max's engagement.
1796
00:46:54,276 --> 00:46:55,527
I guess I'll keep dating.
1797
00:46:55,528 --> 00:46:57,322
Mm-hmm.
1798
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,287
(piano music playing)
1799
00:47:13,547 --> 00:47:14,715
Jane Grant?
1800
00:47:14,716 --> 00:47:16,966
Hi, uh, Timothy?
1801
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:17,802
Yeah.
1802
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:18,678
Oh, hi.
1803
00:47:18,678 --> 00:47:19,554
Hi.
1804
00:47:19,554 --> 00:47:20,430
You're early.
1805
00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:21,306
So are you.
1806
00:47:21,307 --> 00:47:22,473
I guess that's one thing that we
1807
00:47:22,474 --> 00:47:23,557
have in common, huh?
1808
00:47:23,558 --> 00:47:24,558
I thought I would squeeze in
1809
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:25,727
a little work.
1810
00:47:25,728 --> 00:47:28,142
I didn't mean for you to catch me, sorry.
1811
00:47:28,204 --> 00:47:28,939
Oh, that's okay,
1812
00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:30,231
I understand.
1813
00:47:30,232 --> 00:47:31,524
In fact, I shouldn't admit to
1814
00:47:31,525 --> 00:47:33,526
this, but I brought some of my
1815
00:47:33,527 --> 00:47:34,652
work too, in case you ended up
1816
00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:35,654
being late.
1817
00:47:35,655 --> 00:47:36,490
Wow!
1818
00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:37,407
I mean, we've only known each
1819
00:47:37,408 --> 00:47:38,616
other 20 seconds, and already
1820
00:47:38,617 --> 00:47:40,585
we're the world's most boring couple.
1821
00:47:40,704 --> 00:47:41,828
Yeah, we moved right past
1822
00:47:41,829 --> 00:47:43,622
butterflies into comfortably
1823
00:47:43,623 --> 00:47:44,706
ignoring each other.
1824
00:47:44,707 --> 00:47:46,714
I'm sorry, did you say something?
1825
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:47,626
(both laugh)
1826
00:47:47,627 --> 00:47:49,504
So, um, how long have you had
1827
00:47:49,505 --> 00:47:50,838
this fear of downtime?
1828
00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:52,590
Mmm, I trace it back to a
1829
00:47:52,591 --> 00:47:54,342
pivotal subway breakdown
1830
00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:55,342
in which I had no
1831
00:47:55,343 --> 00:47:56,303
reading materials.
1832
00:47:56,304 --> 00:47:57,553
Oh, that sounds traumatic.
1833
00:47:57,554 --> 00:47:58,762
Mm-hmm, it altered the course
1834
00:47:58,763 --> 00:48:00,224
of my life.
1835
00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:01,307
What about you?
1836
00:48:01,308 --> 00:48:03,018
Yeah, 36 hours in an airport
1837
00:48:03,019 --> 00:48:04,353
during a blizzard.
1838
00:48:04,354 --> 00:48:05,354
Ouch.
1839
00:48:05,355 --> 00:48:06,523
My story's nothing compared
1840
00:48:06,524 --> 00:48:07,607
to yours.
1841
00:48:07,608 --> 00:48:08,857
Well, this may sound a little
1842
00:48:08,858 --> 00:48:09,859
weird, but if you want to keep
1843
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:11,651
tonight short to finish your
1844
00:48:11,652 --> 00:48:12,903
work, I totally understand.
1845
00:48:12,904 --> 00:48:14,030
No, I don't think so.
1846
00:48:14,031 --> 00:48:14,949
I've been looking forward to
1847
00:48:14,949 --> 00:48:15,825
meeting you.
1848
00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:16,909
You have?
1849
00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:17,993
Yeah.
1850
00:48:17,994 --> 00:48:19,704
Why is that so hard to believe?
1851
00:48:19,705 --> 00:48:20,664
I'm just a little surprised
1852
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:21,666
to hear you say it.
1853
00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:23,790
Nobody's really that direct.
1854
00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:25,251
Well, then in the interest of
1855
00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:26,377
directness, I should probably
1856
00:48:26,378 --> 00:48:28,190
tell you that I lied to you earlier.
1857
00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:30,382
Oh.
1858
00:48:30,383 --> 00:48:31,717
I haven't moved past
1859
00:48:31,718 --> 00:48:34,429
butterflies yet.
1860
00:48:34,430 --> 00:48:36,512
Oh.
1861
00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:39,933
♪ Na-na-na, na, na-na, na, na ♪
1862
00:48:39,934 --> 00:48:42,061
♪ You're beautiful ♪
1863
00:48:42,062 --> 00:48:43,355
♪ Beyond compare ♪
1864
00:48:43,356 --> 00:48:44,355
♪ Can't help but stare ♪
1865
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:46,443
♪ So full of life ♪
1866
00:48:46,444 --> 00:48:48,401
♪ Inspired like a lonely child ♪
1867
00:48:48,402 --> 00:48:50,528
♪ You're magical ♪
1868
00:48:50,529 --> 00:48:51,572
♪ You're blessed to stay ♪
1869
00:48:51,573 --> 00:48:52,698
♪ I appreciate it ♪
1870
00:48:52,699 --> 00:48:54,576
♪ You stop the clouds ♪
1871
00:48:54,577 --> 00:48:55,453
♪ From crying... ♪
1872
00:48:55,454 --> 00:48:56,703
I'm glad you talked me into
1873
00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:57,954
staying out tonight.
1874
00:48:57,955 --> 00:48:59,290
Well, you know, the fact that
1875
00:48:59,290 --> 00:49:00,875
you've never seen "Taxi Driver"
1876
00:49:00,876 --> 00:49:02,000
needed to be corrected
1877
00:49:02,001 --> 00:49:03,626
immediately, okay?
1878
00:49:03,627 --> 00:49:05,588
(laughs) Yeah, it was great.
1879
00:49:05,588 --> 00:49:07,757
I love Al Pacino.
1880
00:49:09,385 --> 00:49:10,594
What?
1881
00:49:10,594 --> 00:49:12,471
That was Robert De Niro.
1882
00:49:12,472 --> 00:49:14,389
Right, I always get those
1883
00:49:14,390 --> 00:49:15,973
two mixed up.
1884
00:49:15,974 --> 00:49:16,975
Please tell me you're
1885
00:49:16,976 --> 00:49:18,559
kidding, right?
1886
00:49:18,561 --> 00:49:20,437
Uh oh, I should be smart
1887
00:49:20,438 --> 00:49:21,855
and... and stop here,
1888
00:49:21,856 --> 00:49:24,609
shouldn't I?
1889
00:49:24,609 --> 00:49:25,610
I mean, they're two of the
1890
00:49:25,610 --> 00:49:27,778
greatest actors of our time.
1891
00:49:27,779 --> 00:49:30,448
How could you get them mixed up?
1892
00:49:30,449 --> 00:49:31,617
I don't know, I'm not
1893
00:49:31,617 --> 00:49:32,451
proud of it.
1894
00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:33,452
Okay, which one was it that was
1895
00:49:33,453 --> 00:49:34,828
in "Tootsie?"
1896
00:49:34,829 --> 00:49:37,624
That was Dustin Hoffman.
1897
00:49:37,624 --> 00:49:39,694
This is a deal breaker, isn't it?
1898
00:49:40,127 --> 00:49:41,711
You're a nut.
1899
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:43,837
Mmm, could I sell you on
1900
00:49:43,838 --> 00:49:46,509
lovable neurotic?
1901
00:49:46,510 --> 00:49:48,052
Well...
1902
00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:50,970
let me think about that.
1903
00:49:50,971 --> 00:49:53,015
♪ You stop the flowers ♪
1904
00:49:53,016 --> 00:49:55,351
♪ From dying, I'm sighing ♪
1905
00:49:55,352 --> 00:49:58,812
♪ But you don't see ♪
1906
00:49:58,813 --> 00:50:02,984
♪ Who you are, what you mean ♪
1907
00:50:02,985 --> 00:50:05,069
♪ I wish you... ♪
1908
00:50:05,071 --> 00:50:08,825
Lovable neurotic works fine.
1909
00:50:08,826 --> 00:50:11,493
♪ Try, 'cause I don't lie ♪
1910
00:50:11,494 --> 00:50:13,787
♪ Beautiful you, oh, baby ♪
1911
00:50:13,788 --> 00:50:15,665
♪ Won't you come my way ♪
1912
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:16,916
♪ Your beauty's true ♪
1913
00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,418
♪ Don't listen to what ♪
1914
00:50:18,419 --> 00:50:19,795
♪ Those might say ♪
1915
00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:21,840
♪ Beautiful you... ♪♪
1916
00:50:23,007 --> 00:50:26,802
♪♪
1917
00:50:45,032 --> 00:50:47,826
(sighs)
1918
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:50,662
Oh, you're finally up.
1919
00:50:50,663 --> 00:50:52,038
After the fifth snooze.
1920
00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:53,039
(chuckles)
1921
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,836
What are you doing way over there?
1922
00:50:57,171 --> 00:50:59,755
(laughs)
1923
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:02,468
How are you so awake?
1924
00:51:02,469 --> 00:51:04,375
Well, I've been up for a while.
1925
00:51:04,552 --> 00:51:06,903
I wanted to make you breakfast in bed.
1926
00:51:07,056 --> 00:51:09,601
Oh, that's so sweet.
1927
00:51:09,601 --> 00:51:10,643
Well, sadly enough, the only
1928
00:51:10,644 --> 00:51:11,603
thing I could find in your
1929
00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,772
kitchen was popcorn, and that's
1930
00:51:13,773 --> 00:51:15,107
a little too "Charlie Brown"
1931
00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:16,523
"Thanksgiving," you know?
1932
00:51:16,524 --> 00:51:18,902
(laughing) Yeah.
1933
00:51:18,903 --> 00:51:19,862
You know, I don't usually do
1934
00:51:19,863 --> 00:51:21,071
this on a first date.
1935
00:51:21,072 --> 00:51:22,071
I... I don't want you to think
1936
00:51:22,073 --> 00:51:23,740
that I'm a slut, you know?
1937
00:51:23,741 --> 00:51:25,242
Well, of course I do.
1938
00:51:25,243 --> 00:51:26,577
I mean, I didn't even have to
1939
00:51:26,578 --> 00:51:28,162
get you drunk.
1940
00:51:28,163 --> 00:51:29,455
Oh, so basically, you're just
1941
00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:31,625
using me for sex.
1942
00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:32,917
No.
1943
00:51:32,918 --> 00:51:34,043
Actually, I have a few things
1944
00:51:34,044 --> 00:51:36,153
that need fixing around the apartment.
1945
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,923
Oh.
1946
00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:38,758
I see.
1947
00:51:38,759 --> 00:51:40,676
(laughs)
1948
00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:44,721
Are you working?
1949
00:51:44,722 --> 00:51:45,682
What do you think?
1950
00:51:45,683 --> 00:51:46,683
Yeah, I know, but sometimes
1951
00:51:46,683 --> 00:51:47,643
you could be looking at the
1952
00:51:47,643 --> 00:51:48,602
page, and really you're thinking
1953
00:51:48,603 --> 00:51:50,479
about puppies, or toast,
1954
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,094
or how weird it is that you hate rap,
1955
00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:54,471
but you think Eminem is so sexy.
1956
00:51:54,985 --> 00:51:55,944
Yeah, that's just me.
1957
00:51:55,944 --> 00:51:56,985
But come on, we need more on the
1958
00:51:56,986 --> 00:51:57,863
Timothy date.
1959
00:51:57,863 --> 00:51:58,822
I told you, it was good.
1960
00:51:58,823 --> 00:51:59,905
Good-good, or just good
1961
00:51:59,906 --> 00:52:01,476
enough, considering the ticking clock?
1962
00:52:01,523 --> 00:52:02,265
Good-good.
1963
00:52:02,296 --> 00:52:03,468
Wow!
1964
00:52:03,493 --> 00:52:04,578
You know, he's a really great
1965
00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:05,704
guy and a doctor, so he totally
1966
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,788
fits the lie.
1967
00:52:06,789 --> 00:52:07,831
So, is he a good kisser?
1968
00:52:07,832 --> 00:52:08,708
They slept together.
1969
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,750
So, that doesn't mean he's a
1970
00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:10,626
good kisser.
1971
00:52:10,626 --> 00:52:11,502
No, but it means
1972
00:52:11,502 --> 00:52:12,295
you can come up with a more
1973
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,213
intriguing question to ask.
1974
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:14,131
Hey, you know what'd be
1975
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,256
ironic, is if I actually went
1976
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,299
through with this and got a date
1977
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,300
for the wedding, but then
1978
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,801
couldn't show my face because I
1979
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,762
had been fired for not getting
1980
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:20,680
my work done.
1981
00:52:20,681 --> 00:52:22,975
Shutting up now.
1982
00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,516
He's a really good kisser.
1983
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,810
Oh!
1984
00:52:26,812 --> 00:52:29,190
(overlapping chatter)
1985
00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:34,236
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
1986
00:52:34,237 --> 00:52:35,654
All right, I'll answer to
1987
00:52:35,655 --> 00:52:37,303
Catherine Deneuve, Brigitte Bardot,
1988
00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:39,466
but I draw the line at Edith Piaf.
1989
00:52:39,784 --> 00:52:40,826
Actually, I'm laughing at the
1990
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:41,993
fact that you're here again.
1991
00:52:41,993 --> 00:52:43,954
You log more hours than I do.
1992
00:52:43,955 --> 00:52:45,915
In fact, one more visit and I
1993
00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:47,083
think they'll make you manager.
1994
00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:48,710
Oh, well, I'm glad you find
1995
00:52:48,711 --> 00:52:50,046
my pain amusing.
1996
00:52:50,047 --> 00:52:51,838
Oh, I do, and if I knew you
1997
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:52,882
a little better, I would totally
1998
00:52:52,883 --> 00:52:53,882
mock the beret.
1999
00:52:53,883 --> 00:52:55,550
Three words...
2000
00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:57,135
Themed bridal shower.
2001
00:52:57,136 --> 00:52:58,179
Oh!
2002
00:52:58,180 --> 00:52:59,847
Can I help you out with a sudden
2003
00:52:59,848 --> 00:53:01,308
debilitating blow to the head?
2004
00:53:01,309 --> 00:53:02,726
So sweet.
2005
00:53:02,727 --> 00:53:03,685
Maybe I should just check
2006
00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:04,645
the registry.
2007
00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:05,604
Oh, wait, no.
2008
00:53:05,605 --> 00:53:06,812
I'm over registries.
2009
00:53:06,813 --> 00:53:07,855
You know, it's just not fair
2010
00:53:07,856 --> 00:53:09,191
that just 'cause you're getting
2011
00:53:09,192 --> 00:53:10,151
married, that you get to hand
2012
00:53:10,152 --> 00:53:11,360
people a list and say, "Buy me"
2013
00:53:11,361 --> 00:53:12,736
"this stuff," and no one finds
2014
00:53:12,737 --> 00:53:14,029
this presumptuous?
2015
00:53:14,030 --> 00:53:14,866
(chuckles)
2016
00:53:14,867 --> 00:53:17,032
What, you don't agree?
2017
00:53:17,033 --> 00:53:17,868
You're not going soft
2018
00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:18,743
on me, are you?
2019
00:53:18,743 --> 00:53:19,661
It's just really hard to take
2020
00:53:19,661 --> 00:53:20,620
you seriously when you look like
2021
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:21,329
a gondolier.
2022
00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:22,706
How is this my life?
2023
00:53:22,707 --> 00:53:23,916
Hey, maybe you should take
2024
00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:25,083
the "if you can't beat 'em",
2025
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:26,293
"join 'em" approach.
2026
00:53:26,294 --> 00:53:27,587
And what, shack up with some
2027
00:53:27,588 --> 00:53:29,357
random guy in order to get presents?
2028
00:53:29,382 --> 00:53:30,590
No, just register yourself
2029
00:53:30,591 --> 00:53:32,215
for, like, your 30th birthday.
2030
00:53:32,216 --> 00:53:33,718
Oh, right, because I just
2031
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:34,886
don't have enough humiliation
2032
00:53:34,887 --> 00:53:35,887
in my life.
2033
00:53:35,888 --> 00:53:36,806
Well, then buy yourself
2034
00:53:36,807 --> 00:53:37,889
something nice, you know,
2035
00:53:37,890 --> 00:53:39,892
to get through all this.
2036
00:53:39,893 --> 00:53:41,018
An island.
2037
00:53:41,019 --> 00:53:42,729
(chuckles) I... I was thinking
2038
00:53:42,730 --> 00:53:44,187
champagne glasses.
2039
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:45,606
They make a nice statement.
2040
00:53:45,607 --> 00:53:46,399
Like, uh, you know, you have
2041
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,900
lots of things to celebrate,
2042
00:53:47,901 --> 00:53:49,777
and they're on sale.
2043
00:53:49,779 --> 00:53:51,527
You're a really good salesperson.
2044
00:53:51,552 --> 00:53:53,072
Shh, keep it down.
2045
00:53:53,073 --> 00:53:54,034
I'm still hoping to escape this
2046
00:53:54,035 --> 00:53:56,244
place one day.
2047
00:53:58,830 --> 00:53:59,955
Well I, for one,
2048
00:53:59,956 --> 00:54:01,080
am so relieved.
2049
00:54:01,082 --> 00:54:02,208
Over a year of planning?
2050
00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:03,375
Thank God this wedding
2051
00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,376
is in two weeks.
2052
00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:05,921
Over a year of planning?
2053
00:54:05,922 --> 00:54:07,214
It's been more like 24 years.
2054
00:54:07,215 --> 00:54:08,089
Ohh.
2055
00:54:08,090 --> 00:54:09,090
You used to read me excerpts
2056
00:54:09,091 --> 00:54:10,258
from "Modern Bride."
2057
00:54:10,259 --> 00:54:11,218
I did not.
2058
00:54:11,218 --> 00:54:12,093
(girls laughing)
2059
00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:14,179
So, Natasha, we're so glad
2060
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:15,181
you could fit us into your
2061
00:54:15,182 --> 00:54:16,265
glamorous life.
2062
00:54:16,266 --> 00:54:17,684
Oh, I don't know how
2063
00:54:17,684 --> 00:54:18,768
glamorous it is.
2064
00:54:18,769 --> 00:54:19,937
If I wasn't here, I'd be sitting
2065
00:54:19,938 --> 00:54:21,813
at home writing in my PJs.
2066
00:54:21,814 --> 00:54:23,148
A famous actress,
2067
00:54:23,149 --> 00:54:24,649
and she's modest.
2068
00:54:24,650 --> 00:54:26,317
Well, I'm just so excited to
2069
00:54:26,318 --> 00:54:27,653
be a part of this, 'cause it's
2070
00:54:27,654 --> 00:54:28,862
not everyday that Dana
2071
00:54:28,863 --> 00:54:29,781
gets married.
2072
00:54:29,782 --> 00:54:31,115
At least, we hope.
2073
00:54:31,116 --> 00:54:32,866
Yes, we do.
2074
00:54:32,867 --> 00:54:35,077
So, speaking of weddings,
2075
00:54:35,078 --> 00:54:36,997
I heard about Max.
2076
00:54:36,997 --> 00:54:38,247
Max from work?
2077
00:54:38,248 --> 00:54:39,707
He's Jane's ex.
2078
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:41,417
Oh, I didn't know that.
2079
00:54:41,418 --> 00:54:43,128
Yeah, Max just got engaged to
2080
00:54:43,129 --> 00:54:46,550
a gorgeous VP at Cosmopolitan Scene.
2081
00:54:46,967 --> 00:54:48,968
No, it's okay, really.
2082
00:54:48,969 --> 00:54:50,803
I wish him the best.
2083
00:54:50,804 --> 00:54:51,681
Well, it's good that you
2084
00:54:51,682 --> 00:54:52,764
at least have Timothy.
2085
00:54:52,765 --> 00:54:54,015
It's a very good thing.
2086
00:54:54,015 --> 00:54:55,225
You know, and I feel very lucky
2087
00:54:55,226 --> 00:54:56,686
to have him in my life.
2088
00:54:56,687 --> 00:54:57,977
Well, good, I look forward to
2089
00:54:57,979 --> 00:54:59,229
meeting him at the wedding.
2090
00:54:59,231 --> 00:55:00,398
Thank you.
2091
00:55:00,399 --> 00:55:01,316
And of course, you know,
2092
00:55:01,316 --> 00:55:02,984
if things don't work out, Jane,
2093
00:55:02,985 --> 00:55:05,152
Ethan Miles is still available.
2094
00:55:05,153 --> 00:55:06,444
(girls laughing)
2095
00:55:06,446 --> 00:55:07,906
Right.
2096
00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:10,257
Excuse me, I need to get more crepes.
2097
00:55:10,282 --> 00:55:12,035
Oh, remember, you still have
2098
00:55:12,035 --> 00:55:14,261
to fit into your bridesmaid dress.
2099
00:55:14,831 --> 00:55:17,209
(French music playing)
2100
00:55:22,798 --> 00:55:24,215
I'm so sorry about Max.
2101
00:55:24,216 --> 00:55:25,300
I didn't know you guys used to
2102
00:55:25,301 --> 00:55:26,176
be an item.
2103
00:55:26,177 --> 00:55:27,178
Why didn't you tell me?
2104
00:55:27,179 --> 00:55:29,013
Oh, I don't know, it's just
2105
00:55:29,014 --> 00:55:30,891
not a very big deal.
2106
00:55:30,892 --> 00:55:32,099
It sucks.
2107
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:35,059
Yeah, a little bit.
2108
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:36,395
Well, I'm around if you ever
2109
00:55:36,396 --> 00:55:37,438
wanna talk.
2110
00:55:37,439 --> 00:55:41,026
Wow, thanks, but I'm good.
2111
00:55:41,028 --> 00:55:42,361
So, how's everything going
2112
00:55:42,361 --> 00:55:43,530
with you?
2113
00:55:43,531 --> 00:55:45,865
Okay, you know, just slowly
2114
00:55:45,866 --> 00:55:47,031
getting used to the idea of
2115
00:55:47,032 --> 00:55:48,868
being pregnant and stuff.
2116
00:55:48,869 --> 00:55:50,036
I guess I'm gonna have to tell
2117
00:55:50,037 --> 00:55:51,329
my parents someday soon.
2118
00:55:51,330 --> 00:55:52,908
Oh, I'm sure they'll be excited.
2119
00:55:52,970 --> 00:55:54,374
Would you come with me?
2120
00:55:54,374 --> 00:55:56,002
Next weekend.
2121
00:55:56,003 --> 00:55:57,210
Oh, I... I don't think that...
2122
00:55:57,211 --> 00:55:58,878
Please, this is just too big.
2123
00:55:58,879 --> 00:56:00,535
I don't think I can face them alone.
2124
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,549
Are you sure?
2125
00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:02,758
Yeah.
2126
00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:05,053
It'll be great, really.
2127
00:56:05,054 --> 00:56:06,262
Thanks so much, 'cause I don't
2128
00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,097
know what I'd do without you.
2129
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,307
Natasha?
2130
00:56:09,309 --> 00:56:10,185
Come on.
2131
00:56:10,186 --> 00:56:11,225
Things have been so boring
2132
00:56:11,226 --> 00:56:12,268
without you.
2133
00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:14,229
Oh, stop.
2134
00:56:16,983 --> 00:56:17,901
I don't know,
2135
00:56:17,902 --> 00:56:18,943
what do you think?
2136
00:56:18,944 --> 00:56:20,069
Too low cut?
2137
00:56:20,070 --> 00:56:21,071
Hon, you saw "Grease" like
2138
00:56:21,072 --> 00:56:22,156
14 times as a kid.
2139
00:56:22,157 --> 00:56:23,156
How could you not have gotten
2140
00:56:23,157 --> 00:56:24,282
its message?
2141
00:56:24,283 --> 00:56:25,325
Slut yourself up,
2142
00:56:25,326 --> 00:56:26,785
and boys'll like ya.
2143
00:56:26,785 --> 00:56:27,786
Exactly.
2144
00:56:27,787 --> 00:56:29,038
(chuckles) So, did you see
2145
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:30,247
what Timothy sent me?
2146
00:56:30,248 --> 00:56:31,208
I assumed they weren't this
2147
00:56:31,209 --> 00:56:32,541
pathetic when he sent them.
2148
00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:35,252
No, they were beautiful.
2149
00:56:35,253 --> 00:56:36,504
So, have you talked?
2150
00:56:36,505 --> 00:56:38,047
No, he left a message.
2151
00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:39,547
But have you talked?
2152
00:56:39,548 --> 00:56:41,301
He left a message.
2153
00:56:41,302 --> 00:56:42,261
Uh huh.
2154
00:56:42,262 --> 00:56:43,345
Don't "uh huh" me, you know
2155
00:56:43,346 --> 00:56:44,930
he's busy at the hospital.
2156
00:56:44,931 --> 00:56:46,182
Too busy for a conversation?
2157
00:56:46,183 --> 00:56:47,309
Yes, and don't act like
2158
00:56:47,310 --> 00:56:48,809
that's something weird.
2159
00:56:48,810 --> 00:56:50,268
Doctors have insane schedules,
2160
00:56:50,269 --> 00:56:51,435
you've seen "ER."
2161
00:56:51,436 --> 00:56:52,562
I guess... but I'm glad
2162
00:56:52,563 --> 00:56:53,524
we're going out tonight.
2163
00:56:53,525 --> 00:56:54,564
Never hurts to have backups.
2164
00:56:54,565 --> 00:56:56,026
I don't need a backup.
2165
00:56:56,026 --> 00:56:56,986
I'm not talking about you,
2166
00:56:56,987 --> 00:56:58,028
I'm talking about me.
2167
00:56:58,028 --> 00:56:59,530
Serge is driving me crazy.
2168
00:56:59,531 --> 00:57:01,323
Oh, God, what'd he do now?
2169
00:57:01,324 --> 00:57:02,533
Cooking, leaving me cute
2170
00:57:02,534 --> 00:57:04,494
notes, giving me back rubs.
2171
00:57:04,495 --> 00:57:05,619
Oh, for God sakes,
2172
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:06,829
dump the man already.
2173
00:57:06,831 --> 00:57:07,871
(knocking)
2174
00:57:07,872 --> 00:57:10,000
Hey, will you get that?
2175
00:57:12,294 --> 00:57:14,338
(door opening)
2176
00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:15,463
Hi, hi, hi, I'm sorry I'm
2177
00:57:15,464 --> 00:57:16,632
late, I couldn't catch a cab.
2178
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,174
It was like I was Chris Rock
2179
00:57:18,175 --> 00:57:19,843
on Fifth Avenue.
2180
00:57:19,844 --> 00:57:20,595
What?
2181
00:57:20,596 --> 00:57:21,886
That wasn't racist.
2182
00:57:21,888 --> 00:57:23,432
That was a commentary on racism.
2183
00:57:23,433 --> 00:57:24,975
You have sex hair!
2184
00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:26,600
Yeah?
2185
00:57:26,602 --> 00:57:27,893
Ah, the married girl's
2186
00:57:27,894 --> 00:57:28,855
getting some!
2187
00:57:28,856 --> 00:57:30,147
Wasn't even my birthday!
2188
00:57:30,148 --> 00:57:31,108
Nice.
2189
00:57:31,109 --> 00:57:32,983
Fix.
2190
00:57:32,984 --> 00:57:34,652
So, what's the occasion?
2191
00:57:34,653 --> 00:57:36,237
I walked into the living
2192
00:57:36,238 --> 00:57:38,277
room, Jeff was watching baseball.
2193
00:57:38,323 --> 00:57:39,991
Jeff was watching sports?
2194
00:57:39,992 --> 00:57:40,909
(giggles) I know.
2195
00:57:40,909 --> 00:57:41,869
Well, later I found out he was
2196
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:42,954
just flipping channels between a
2197
00:57:42,955 --> 00:57:44,705
pledge drive, but it was still so hot.
2198
00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:46,248
(laughing) So, what are you
2199
00:57:46,249 --> 00:57:47,125
doing here?
2200
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,083
I mean, why don't you go home
2201
00:57:48,084 --> 00:57:49,251
and hang out some more?
2202
00:57:49,253 --> 00:57:50,461
Trust me, hanging out won't
2203
00:57:50,462 --> 00:57:51,502
happen for at least
2204
00:57:51,503 --> 00:57:52,504
another two weeks.
2205
00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:53,339
Oh.
2206
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:54,216
Better?
2207
00:57:54,217 --> 00:57:55,258
Gorgeous.
2208
00:57:55,259 --> 00:57:56,136
Let's go.
2209
00:57:56,137 --> 00:57:57,177
Oh, wait, I didn't even
2210
00:57:57,178 --> 00:57:58,346
offer, you want a drink?
2211
00:57:58,347 --> 00:58:01,097
Before we go for drinks?
2212
00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:02,850
Okay.
2213
00:58:05,102 --> 00:58:08,900
♪♪
2214
00:58:12,527 --> 00:58:13,696
You do realize mojitos are
2215
00:58:13,696 --> 00:58:14,988
so five minutes ago.
2216
00:58:14,989 --> 00:58:15,655
What?
2217
00:58:15,656 --> 00:58:16,947
It's true, it was in "EW"
2218
00:58:16,948 --> 00:58:18,617
and the Shaw Report never lies.
2219
00:58:18,618 --> 00:58:19,911
So, what's in?
2220
00:58:19,912 --> 00:58:21,204
Something I can't pronounce,
2221
00:58:21,205 --> 00:58:22,245
which makes it painfully clear
2222
00:58:22,246 --> 00:58:24,041
where my social standing lies.
2223
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,042
(glasses clink)
2224
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,376
Ooh, did you hear Driscoll
2225
00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:27,417
Meyer's single again?
2226
00:58:27,418 --> 00:58:29,252
Oh, my God, I was so in love
2227
00:58:29,253 --> 00:58:30,214
with Driscoll Meyer.
2228
00:58:30,214 --> 00:58:31,049
I know, should I have him
2229
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:31,925
call you?
2230
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:32,593
Uh, given that the love
2231
00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:33,469
might have diminished had we
2232
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:34,470
ever actually spoken,
2233
00:58:34,471 --> 00:58:35,595
I don't think so.
2234
00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:37,491
The wedding's a week from tomorrow.
2235
00:58:37,516 --> 00:58:38,557
I think I actually might be
2236
00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:39,640
seeing someone.
2237
00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:40,933
Okay, don't take this the
2238
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:41,684
wrong way, but part of the
2239
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:42,727
definition of seeing someone
2240
00:58:42,727 --> 00:58:44,687
is actually seeing them.
2241
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,980
He left me a message.
2242
00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:47,025
Have you talked?
2243
00:58:47,025 --> 00:58:48,025
He's busy at the hospital,
2244
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,068
you know how doctors are.
2245
00:58:49,069 --> 00:58:50,152
Man, it'd suck if you went
2246
00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:51,153
through all this and ended up
2247
00:58:51,154 --> 00:58:52,237
going to the wedding alone.
2248
00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:53,198
You wanna know the truth?
2249
00:58:53,198 --> 00:58:54,156
It's not even about a date for
2250
00:58:54,157 --> 00:58:56,069
the wedding anymore, it's about the guy.
2251
00:58:56,094 --> 00:58:57,661
A partner, you know, for more
2252
00:58:57,662 --> 00:58:59,538
than just one afternoon.
2253
00:58:59,539 --> 00:59:00,664
I had that with Max, and I think
2254
00:59:00,665 --> 00:59:02,083
I'm ready to have that again,
2255
00:59:02,084 --> 00:59:03,043
and I'm hoping it's with
2256
00:59:03,044 --> 00:59:04,084
Timothy.
2257
00:59:04,085 --> 00:59:04,962
And you should have that,
2258
00:59:04,963 --> 00:59:06,169
Jane, I mean it.
2259
00:59:06,170 --> 00:59:07,462
No, 'cause for all the ways a
2260
00:59:07,463 --> 00:59:08,547
relationship ends up being not
2261
00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:09,714
quite what you expected,
2262
00:59:09,715 --> 00:59:11,008
sometimes it turns out better
2263
00:59:11,009 --> 00:59:12,094
than you ever imagined.
2264
00:59:12,095 --> 00:59:14,368
I've got to break up with Serge.
2265
00:59:14,597 --> 00:59:16,180
Excuse me, the mojito's not
2266
00:59:16,181 --> 00:59:17,265
working for her.
2267
00:59:17,266 --> 00:59:18,984
Yeah, could I get a cosmo instead?
2268
00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:20,102
You really don't get out,
2269
00:59:20,102 --> 00:59:20,979
do you?
2270
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:22,230
What? I like cosmos,
2271
00:59:22,231 --> 00:59:23,313
they're pink.
2272
00:59:23,314 --> 00:59:24,565
Okay, I say we give her this
2273
00:59:24,566 --> 00:59:25,608
one, but the day she shows up in
2274
00:59:25,609 --> 00:59:26,609
a pashmina, we're writing her
2275
00:59:26,610 --> 00:59:29,697
off as married and beyond help.
2276
00:59:47,008 --> 00:59:49,134
Jane, what's wrong?
2277
00:59:49,135 --> 00:59:52,597
It's Timothy.
2278
00:59:52,598 --> 00:59:54,474
Let's go.
2279
01:00:01,149 --> 01:00:02,481
Jane?
2280
01:00:02,483 --> 01:00:04,735
Excuse me.
2281
01:00:04,736 --> 01:00:06,611
Jane.
2282
01:00:06,612 --> 01:00:07,697
Please, let me talk to you.
2283
01:00:07,698 --> 01:00:09,365
Please.
2284
01:00:09,366 --> 01:00:11,286
We'll be right up the street.
2285
01:00:13,496 --> 01:00:14,747
I swear I wasn't lying about
2286
01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:15,747
things being crazy at the
2287
01:00:15,748 --> 01:00:16,789
hospital, you know?
2288
01:00:16,790 --> 01:00:18,333
I'm there all the time.
2289
01:00:18,334 --> 01:00:19,501
And I just figure, it will be
2290
01:00:19,502 --> 01:00:20,502
easier for me to get involved
2291
01:00:20,503 --> 01:00:21,504
with someone who was going
2292
01:00:21,505 --> 01:00:23,215
through the same stuff.
2293
01:00:23,216 --> 01:00:24,299
I'm just so sorry about
2294
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,300
the timing.
2295
01:00:25,301 --> 01:00:28,677
I... I never would have...
2296
01:00:28,678 --> 01:00:32,056
You... you are a great girl.
2297
01:00:32,057 --> 01:00:35,061
You'll find someone, I promise.
2298
01:00:35,062 --> 01:00:36,771
It's just not me.
2299
01:00:36,772 --> 01:00:39,356
I'm sorry.
2300
01:00:39,357 --> 01:00:43,152
♪♪
2301
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,659
(opera music playing)
2302
01:01:28,663 --> 01:01:31,250
(couple laughing)
2303
01:01:37,839 --> 01:01:40,426
(wall begins banging)
2304
01:02:05,202 --> 01:02:06,244
(opera music ends)
2305
01:02:06,245 --> 01:02:08,623
(girl exclaiming)
2306
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:12,878
(knocking)
2307
01:02:12,879 --> 01:02:14,755
Coming.
2308
01:02:17,382 --> 01:02:19,343
I went to Costco yesterday.
2309
01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:20,762
They had a fabulous sale
2310
01:02:20,763 --> 01:02:23,221
on shampoo.
2311
01:02:23,222 --> 01:02:25,683
This one smells like mango.
2312
01:02:25,684 --> 01:02:26,559
Oh.
2313
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,726
Well, my giant and I will
2314
01:02:27,726 --> 01:02:28,811
enjoy that.
2315
01:02:28,812 --> 01:02:29,854
And you're not gonna believe
2316
01:02:29,855 --> 01:02:30,938
what I found when I was doing
2317
01:02:30,939 --> 01:02:32,398
my errands.
2318
01:02:32,399 --> 01:02:33,816
Bridesmaid shoes.
2319
01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:35,234
They weren't picked up.
2320
01:02:35,235 --> 01:02:36,320
I'm sorry, Aunt Ina,
2321
01:02:36,321 --> 01:02:37,321
I've been busy.
2322
01:02:37,322 --> 01:02:38,323
You know what I think's best
2323
01:02:38,324 --> 01:02:39,200
for being busy?
2324
01:02:39,201 --> 01:02:40,366
Getting up before 10:00 A.M.
2325
01:02:40,367 --> 01:02:41,326
on a Saturday.
2326
01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:42,701
Thank you for the shoes.
2327
01:02:42,702 --> 01:02:43,786
Make sure that you break them
2328
01:02:43,787 --> 01:02:45,455
in before the wedding.
2329
01:02:45,456 --> 01:02:46,663
What I suggest is you walk up
2330
01:02:46,664 --> 01:02:48,666
and down your hallway every day
2331
01:02:48,667 --> 01:02:50,418
at increasing amounts.
2332
01:02:50,419 --> 01:02:51,419
What is it, a wedding
2333
01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:52,463
or a marathon?
2334
01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:53,797
(phone ringing)
2335
01:02:53,798 --> 01:02:55,257
What's that?
2336
01:02:55,258 --> 01:02:56,675
Do you have a cell phone?
2337
01:02:56,676 --> 01:02:58,301
When did you get a cell phone?
2338
01:02:58,302 --> 01:02:59,427
I asked you if you had a cell
2339
01:02:59,428 --> 01:03:00,428
phone so I could reach you,
2340
01:03:00,429 --> 01:03:01,515
and you said you didn't have
2341
01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:02,474
a cell phone.
2342
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:04,240
Please stop saying "cell phone."
2343
01:03:04,727 --> 01:03:05,937
Hello?
2344
01:03:05,938 --> 01:03:07,019
Hi, Jane, this is
2345
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:08,313
Driscoll Meyer.
2346
01:03:08,314 --> 01:03:09,023
I don't know if you remember
2347
01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:09,857
me, but...
2348
01:03:09,858 --> 01:03:10,898
Of course, I remember you.
2349
01:03:10,899 --> 01:03:11,818
Is that Timothy?
2350
01:03:11,818 --> 01:03:12,693
Why is he asking if you
2351
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:13,654
remember him?
2352
01:03:13,655 --> 01:03:14,946
Now, I know I don't have the
2353
01:03:14,947 --> 01:03:16,365
official clearance to call you,
2354
01:03:16,366 --> 01:03:17,533
but I do have an extra ticket to
2355
01:03:17,534 --> 01:03:18,783
"Hairspray" tonight, and I'd
2356
01:03:18,784 --> 01:03:19,868
love it if you could come.
2357
01:03:19,869 --> 01:03:21,578
Uh, yeah, I guess we could
2358
01:03:21,579 --> 01:03:22,663
do that.
2359
01:03:22,664 --> 01:03:23,788
Oh great, how 'bout we meet
2360
01:03:23,789 --> 01:03:24,872
at the theatre at 6:00?
2361
01:03:24,874 --> 01:03:26,542
We can grab a drink first?
2362
01:03:26,543 --> 01:03:27,876
Um, well, I have to be in
2363
01:03:27,877 --> 01:03:30,713
Queens all day, so is 7:00 okay?
2364
01:03:30,714 --> 01:03:31,881
7:00 it is, see you then.
2365
01:03:31,882 --> 01:03:34,633
Okay, thanks.
2366
01:03:34,634 --> 01:03:36,384
That sounded a little awkward.
2367
01:03:36,554 --> 01:03:38,973
It sounded normal.
2368
01:03:38,974 --> 01:03:40,807
If you're having problems,
2369
01:03:40,808 --> 01:03:43,436
Ethan Miles is still single.
2370
01:03:43,438 --> 01:03:46,773
Ethan Miles, Ethan Miles.
2371
01:03:46,774 --> 01:03:48,065
Have you mentioned him before?
2372
01:03:48,066 --> 01:03:49,400
He doesn't sound familiar.
2373
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,673
Nobody likes a sarcastic girl.
2374
01:03:54,615 --> 01:03:55,867
(sighs)
2375
01:03:55,868 --> 01:03:56,993
Do I look okay?
2376
01:03:56,994 --> 01:03:58,661
You look great.
2377
01:03:58,662 --> 01:04:01,247
Okay.
2378
01:04:07,006 --> 01:04:09,257
(doorbell ringing)
2379
01:04:12,510 --> 01:04:14,428
Hi, Mom.
2380
01:04:14,428 --> 01:04:15,722
Jane, it's so nice
2381
01:04:15,723 --> 01:04:16,723
to see you.
2382
01:04:16,724 --> 01:04:17,682
My goodness, you look just
2383
01:04:17,682 --> 01:04:18,641
like your mother, may she
2384
01:04:18,641 --> 01:04:19,602
rest in peace.
2385
01:04:19,603 --> 01:04:21,729
Please, come in, come in.
2386
01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:36,287
(sighs)
2387
01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,124
Can I get you something?
2388
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,084
Anything... some iced tea,
2389
01:04:42,084 --> 01:04:42,960
perhaps?
2390
01:04:42,961 --> 01:04:44,461
Oh, no, thanks.
2391
01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:45,505
Where's Daddy?
2392
01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:46,631
He had to go out for a while,
2393
01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:47,882
he should be back soon.
2394
01:04:47,883 --> 01:04:49,090
So, Jane, I understand your
2395
01:04:49,092 --> 01:04:50,843
cousin Dana's getting married.
2396
01:04:50,844 --> 01:04:52,648
Yes, next week at the Carlton.
2397
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:53,930
Oh, the Carlton.
2398
01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,097
Well, that's exactly what
2399
01:04:55,098 --> 01:04:56,017
she deserves.
2400
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:56,936
She's always been such
2401
01:04:56,937 --> 01:04:58,061
a nice girl.
2402
01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,687
Yeah, well, I mean, you must
2403
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:01,479
be so proud of Natasha.
2404
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,441
She's a terrific actress, and as
2405
01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,104
it turns out, a wonderful writer too.
2406
01:05:05,129 --> 01:05:06,363
Well, I understand you're the
2407
01:05:06,363 --> 01:05:07,570
editor of the book.
2408
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:08,947
I'm sure having a good editor
2409
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:10,490
is crucial to success.
2410
01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:12,366
Daddy's not coming back, is he?
2411
01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:13,660
I assume he'll be back at
2412
01:05:13,661 --> 01:05:14,578
some point.
2413
01:05:14,579 --> 01:05:17,081
But not until I leave, right?
2414
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,583
Natasha, don't act like this
2415
01:05:18,584 --> 01:05:20,001
is your father's fault.
2416
01:05:20,002 --> 01:05:21,127
You made your choices, you have
2417
01:05:21,128 --> 01:05:23,796
to live with the consequences.
2418
01:05:23,797 --> 01:05:25,841
Well, um, it's just that I
2419
01:05:25,842 --> 01:05:27,592
have some exciting news, and I
2420
01:05:27,593 --> 01:05:28,970
had hoped to tell you both.
2421
01:05:28,971 --> 01:05:30,053
Well, whatever it is,
2422
01:05:30,054 --> 01:05:32,848
I can tell him.
2423
01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:35,518
Okay, um...
2424
01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:37,520
you're going to be grandparents.
2425
01:05:37,521 --> 01:05:39,690
I'm pregnant.
2426
01:05:39,691 --> 01:05:40,691
Do you know who
2427
01:05:40,692 --> 01:05:42,192
the father is?
2428
01:05:42,193 --> 01:05:44,110
Yes, I do, it's Sam,
2429
01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,613
my boyfriend.
2430
01:05:45,614 --> 01:05:47,408
Oh, I didn't want to assume.
2431
01:05:47,408 --> 01:05:48,575
You never know with you.
2432
01:05:48,576 --> 01:05:50,013
What is that supposed to mean?
2433
01:05:50,038 --> 01:05:51,436
I don't see a ring on your finger.
2434
01:05:51,461 --> 01:05:52,830
I suppose just because you're
2435
01:05:52,831 --> 01:05:53,871
pregnant, why limit yourself to
2436
01:05:53,872 --> 01:05:57,710
one partner, right?
2437
01:05:57,711 --> 01:05:59,711
You know what, I shouldn't have come.
2438
01:06:00,554 --> 01:06:02,172
I know what a disappointment
2439
01:06:02,173 --> 01:06:04,592
I am to you.
2440
01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:06,052
And you can tell Daddy I'm sorry
2441
01:06:06,053 --> 01:06:08,680
for any inconvenience.
2442
01:06:12,603 --> 01:06:14,771
Okay, let's go.
2443
01:06:20,737 --> 01:06:22,613
Hey, they didn't have diet.
2444
01:06:22,614 --> 01:06:23,739
Sorry.
2445
01:06:23,739 --> 01:06:25,408
Whatever.
2446
01:06:26,785 --> 01:06:28,242
Natasha, I'm sorry, but your
2447
01:06:28,243 --> 01:06:30,537
parents are wrong.
2448
01:06:30,538 --> 01:06:31,913
It's crazy that they can't see
2449
01:06:31,914 --> 01:06:33,457
how much you've accomplished.
2450
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:34,708
Like what?
2451
01:06:34,709 --> 01:06:36,669
(scoffs) Dropping out of college
2452
01:06:36,670 --> 01:06:38,047
to become an actress?
2453
01:06:38,048 --> 01:06:40,173
Going into rehab?
2454
01:06:40,174 --> 01:06:41,965
Having a ridiculous affair,
2455
01:06:41,966 --> 01:06:43,092
and then gossiping about it
2456
01:06:43,093 --> 01:06:44,177
in the tabloids.
2457
01:06:44,178 --> 01:06:45,178
Yeah, but you've gotten
2458
01:06:45,179 --> 01:06:46,722
through all those things.
2459
01:06:46,723 --> 01:06:47,931
You've turned every problem
2460
01:06:47,932 --> 01:06:49,850
into a positive.
2461
01:06:49,851 --> 01:06:51,937
That's impressive.
2462
01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,562
No.
2463
01:06:53,563 --> 01:06:54,605
You're the one with the
2464
01:06:54,606 --> 01:06:55,982
impressive life.
2465
01:06:55,983 --> 01:06:57,609
I've always been jealous of you.
2466
01:06:57,610 --> 01:06:58,528
What?!
2467
01:06:58,529 --> 01:07:00,112
I mean it.
2468
01:07:00,113 --> 01:07:01,781
You've always known how to get
2469
01:07:01,781 --> 01:07:03,115
what you want.
2470
01:07:03,116 --> 01:07:04,159
Like when we ran against each
2471
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,113
other for junior class president.
2472
01:07:06,287 --> 01:07:08,245
You gave this great speech about
2473
01:07:08,246 --> 01:07:10,623
what you hoped to accomplish,
2474
01:07:10,624 --> 01:07:12,542
had those cute little buttons
2475
01:07:12,543 --> 01:07:14,169
made in the shape of Band-Aids
2476
01:07:14,170 --> 01:07:16,171
that said "Avoid pain..."
2477
01:07:16,173 --> 01:07:17,631
(both) "Vote for Jane."
2478
01:07:17,632 --> 01:07:18,966
(laughing)
2479
01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:21,095
And I wore a halter top.
2480
01:07:21,095 --> 01:07:22,011
And you won.
2481
01:07:22,012 --> 01:07:23,804
But I shouldn't have.
2482
01:07:23,805 --> 01:07:26,141
You've got great friends,
2483
01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:28,978
and a family who loves you.
2484
01:07:28,979 --> 01:07:30,688
And you're an executive editor.
2485
01:07:30,689 --> 01:07:31,772
I mean, you've worked really
2486
01:07:31,773 --> 01:07:34,026
hard for that, I admire that.
2487
01:07:35,735 --> 01:07:36,861
Thank you.
2488
01:07:36,862 --> 01:07:40,268
Um, it's not entirely true though.
2489
01:07:40,825 --> 01:07:42,697
It's not?
2490
01:07:42,722 --> 01:07:43,910
No.
2491
01:07:43,911 --> 01:07:46,163
I'm an assistant editor.
2492
01:07:46,164 --> 01:07:49,007
Executive editor isn't even a real title.
2493
01:07:49,251 --> 01:07:50,668
Well, why didn't you tell me
2494
01:07:50,669 --> 01:07:51,711
this before?
2495
01:07:51,712 --> 01:07:53,454
Well, because you're not the only one
2496
01:07:53,479 --> 01:07:55,180
that spent a long time thinking
2497
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,227
that someone else's life
2498
01:07:56,252 --> 01:07:58,028
was more impressive than their own.
2499
01:07:58,053 --> 01:07:59,178
Huh.
2500
01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:02,014
Huh.
2501
01:08:02,015 --> 01:08:02,974
Hey, you're seeing
2502
01:08:02,974 --> 01:08:03,850
"Hairspray" tonight,
2503
01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:04,684
we should go.
2504
01:08:04,685 --> 01:08:06,685
You know what?
2505
01:08:06,686 --> 01:08:08,939
I'm good here.
2506
01:08:15,696 --> 01:08:16,697
(phone ringing)
2507
01:08:16,698 --> 01:08:18,217
Hey, I haven't seen you all day.
2508
01:08:18,242 --> 01:08:19,452
I'm giving the first two chapters
2509
01:08:19,477 --> 01:08:21,062
of Natasha's book to Remke,
2510
01:08:21,087 --> 01:08:22,554
and I want them to be perfect.
2511
01:08:22,579 --> 01:08:23,246
That's weird.
2512
01:08:23,246 --> 01:08:24,122
What?
2513
01:08:24,122 --> 01:08:25,457
I never heard you call her Natasha.
2514
01:08:25,482 --> 01:08:26,543
Huh.
2515
01:08:27,184 --> 01:08:28,622
All right, well, don't stay too late,
2516
01:08:28,647 --> 01:08:30,020
you've got the bachelorette party, right?
2517
01:08:30,045 --> 01:08:30,921
Yeah.
2518
01:08:30,922 --> 01:08:32,421
Try not to let Dana get too crazy.
2519
01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:34,711
I don't think that'll be a problem.
2520
01:08:34,801 --> 01:08:35,927
There you go.
2521
01:08:35,928 --> 01:08:37,303
This is so much nicer
2522
01:08:37,304 --> 01:08:38,805
than a strip club.
2523
01:08:38,806 --> 01:08:39,889
I've always said, if you
2524
01:08:39,890 --> 01:08:41,099
got to pay a guy to get naked,
2525
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:42,308
you're doing something wrong.
2526
01:08:42,309 --> 01:08:43,850
Oh, I'm sorry.
2527
01:08:43,852 --> 01:08:44,811
Jane.
2528
01:08:44,813 --> 01:08:46,647
Well, hi, I'm glad you could
2529
01:08:46,648 --> 01:08:48,241
squeeze us into your busy schedule.
2530
01:08:48,266 --> 01:08:49,275
Yeah, I was trying to get
2531
01:08:49,275 --> 01:08:50,235
ahead so I don't have to work
2532
01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:51,194
this weekend.
2533
01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:52,070
All right.
2534
01:08:52,071 --> 01:08:53,154
Well, I'd certainly hope you
2535
01:08:53,155 --> 01:08:54,406
weren't thinking about work
2536
01:08:54,407 --> 01:08:55,240
at my wedding.
2537
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:56,116
Yes, yes.
2538
01:08:56,117 --> 01:08:57,283
Uh, come on.
2539
01:08:57,284 --> 01:08:59,160
Go here, you can have your toes
2540
01:08:59,161 --> 01:09:00,662
and fingers done, all right?
2541
01:09:00,663 --> 01:09:01,747
All right.
2542
01:09:01,748 --> 01:09:02,873
Okay.
2543
01:09:02,874 --> 01:09:04,041
All right, I brought
2544
01:09:04,042 --> 01:09:04,960
my own polish.
2545
01:09:04,961 --> 01:09:06,920
Okay... oh, we're... we're all
2546
01:09:06,921 --> 01:09:08,254
getting Precious Peach to match
2547
01:09:08,255 --> 01:09:09,797
with the champagne dresses.
2548
01:09:09,797 --> 01:09:10,922
It's like a Bellini.
2549
01:09:10,923 --> 01:09:13,554
Okay, I'll wear Precious Peach
2550
01:09:13,579 --> 01:09:15,095
on my fingernails.
2551
01:09:15,096 --> 01:09:16,096
We're all getting it on our
2552
01:09:16,097 --> 01:09:17,682
toes too.
2553
01:09:17,683 --> 01:09:18,737
'Kay, but we're wearing
2554
01:09:18,762 --> 01:09:21,077
pumps, our toes are gonna be covered.
2555
01:09:21,102 --> 01:09:22,436
But we're all getting
2556
01:09:22,437 --> 01:09:24,313
Precious Peach on our toes too.
2557
01:09:24,314 --> 01:09:27,204
Jane, please don't be so difficult.
2558
01:09:27,415 --> 01:09:28,571
Am I crazy?
2559
01:09:28,596 --> 01:09:29,821
I mean, how could it possibly
2560
01:09:29,822 --> 01:09:31,280
matter what color's on our toes
2561
01:09:31,281 --> 01:09:32,447
if they're covered?
2562
01:09:32,448 --> 01:09:34,479
Honey, this is Dana's wedding.
2563
01:09:34,549 --> 01:09:36,993
Dana wants Precious Peach.
2564
01:09:36,994 --> 01:09:38,454
Now, when you get married,
2565
01:09:38,455 --> 01:09:40,853
you can decide what you want, all right?
2566
01:09:40,986 --> 01:09:42,835
Fine.
2567
01:09:44,962 --> 01:09:47,298
So, Jane, I can't believe
2568
01:09:47,299 --> 01:09:48,965
I'm finally gonna meet the
2569
01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:51,176
mysterious Timothy Rommelly.
2570
01:09:51,177 --> 01:09:52,345
Yeah.
2571
01:09:52,346 --> 01:09:55,306
The thing is, he's on call.
2572
01:09:55,307 --> 01:09:56,391
He's not coming?
2573
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,434
No, I'm really sorry.
2574
01:09:58,435 --> 01:09:59,395
I can't believe you didn't
2575
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:00,479
tell me sooner.
2576
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,730
This certainly wouldn't have
2577
01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,879
happened if you had chosen Ethan.
2578
01:10:04,113 --> 01:10:05,984
Why would you RSVP for two
2579
01:10:05,985 --> 01:10:07,320
people if there was a chance
2580
01:10:07,321 --> 01:10:08,821
one of them wouldn't make it?
2581
01:10:08,822 --> 01:10:12,117
That's $225 we can't get back.
2582
01:10:12,118 --> 01:10:13,702
I told you as soon
2583
01:10:13,703 --> 01:10:14,495
as I found out.
2584
01:10:14,496 --> 01:10:16,245
Oh, really?
2585
01:10:16,247 --> 01:10:17,498
Well, I would say the chances
2586
01:10:17,499 --> 01:10:19,708
were pretty good that "Timothy"
2587
01:10:19,710 --> 01:10:21,127
wasn't ever going to make it.
2588
01:10:21,128 --> 01:10:23,081
I don't know why you just didn't go alone.
2589
01:10:23,106 --> 01:10:25,006
You know, Dana, that's funny.
2590
01:10:25,007 --> 01:10:26,716
Or should I say "funny,"
2591
01:10:26,717 --> 01:10:28,177
because it's really not.
2592
01:10:28,177 --> 01:10:29,344
Jane, I think you need
2593
01:10:29,345 --> 01:10:30,345
to calm down here.
2594
01:10:30,346 --> 01:10:33,056
No, I am so sick of this!
2595
01:10:33,057 --> 01:10:35,100
You know, I... you're right.
2596
01:10:35,101 --> 01:10:36,978
Timothy is not on call.
2597
01:10:36,979 --> 01:10:38,395
Or maybe he is, but I wouldn't
2598
01:10:38,396 --> 01:10:40,398
know, because although he is not
2599
01:10:40,399 --> 01:10:43,516
imaginary, he is also not my boyfriend.
2600
01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:46,029
I pretended he was.
2601
01:10:46,030 --> 01:10:47,822
You know, I somehow let myself
2602
01:10:47,823 --> 01:10:50,242
be convinced that a woman is not
2603
01:10:50,243 --> 01:10:52,727
normal unless she has a boyfriend.
2604
01:10:52,930 --> 01:10:55,081
But you know what, I am normal.
2605
01:10:55,082 --> 01:10:56,916
At least I am the same amount of
2606
01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,876
normal as I would be
2607
01:10:57,877 --> 01:10:58,877
with a boyfriend.
2608
01:10:58,878 --> 01:11:01,504
And you know what the point is?
2609
01:11:01,504 --> 01:11:03,925
It's not even about the boyfriend.
2610
01:11:04,519 --> 01:11:06,886
I have a really good life.
2611
01:11:06,887 --> 01:11:08,305
I... I have a life that is full
2612
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:09,889
of more meaningful things than
2613
01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,264
depleting the world of the color
2614
01:11:11,265 --> 01:11:13,101
of Precious Peach!
2615
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,477
And I'm not gonna let anyone
2616
01:11:14,478 --> 01:11:16,771
make less of my life because I
2617
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:19,735
don't have a boyfriend.
2618
01:11:28,786 --> 01:11:29,869
Well, no wonder she doesn't
2619
01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:31,246
have a boyfriend.
2620
01:11:38,921 --> 01:11:40,297
Hey, what's going on?
2621
01:11:40,298 --> 01:11:41,548
I gave Remke the partials
2622
01:11:41,549 --> 01:11:42,884
for Natasha's book.
2623
01:11:42,885 --> 01:11:43,803
I need to think about
2624
01:11:43,803 --> 01:11:44,595
anything else.
2625
01:11:44,595 --> 01:11:45,430
Driscoll Meyer is
2626
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:46,554
bad-mouthing you all over town.
2627
01:11:46,555 --> 01:11:47,432
What?
2628
01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:48,775
I called 20 different Meyers in Manhattan.
2629
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,369
Is it my fault he's not listed?
2630
01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:51,436
Yeah, well, apparently he
2631
01:11:51,436 --> 01:11:52,395
went to "Hairspray" alone.
2632
01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:53,478
Harvey Fierstein hit on him
2633
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:54,355
after the show.
2634
01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:56,107
Ooh, yikes.
2635
01:11:56,108 --> 01:11:58,170
Tell him I'll pay for his therapy.
2636
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,112
William would like to see you
2637
01:12:00,113 --> 01:12:02,782
in the conference room... now.
2638
01:12:04,367 --> 01:12:05,366
Okay, I have to go.
2639
01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:06,952
Tell me not to throw up.
2640
01:12:06,953 --> 01:12:09,247
Eww.
2641
01:12:09,248 --> 01:12:13,043
♪♪
2642
01:12:23,263 --> 01:12:24,472
Hey.
2643
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:25,597
Who's getting married now?
2644
01:12:25,598 --> 01:12:26,849
Thank you all for coming,
2645
01:12:26,850 --> 01:12:28,101
I know you have work to do.
2646
01:12:28,102 --> 01:12:29,561
And if you don't, then see me
2647
01:12:29,562 --> 01:12:30,853
afterwards, because there's
2648
01:12:30,854 --> 01:12:32,021
clearly something wrong.
2649
01:12:32,023 --> 01:12:33,541
I hate when he tries to be funny.
2650
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:34,830
I have an announcement to make.
2651
01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:36,673
Effective immediately, Jane Grant
2652
01:12:36,698 --> 01:12:38,589
is being promoted to editor.
2653
01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:41,816
Um, don't you mean associate editor?
2654
01:12:41,863 --> 01:12:43,423
She's been promoted for five seconds,
2655
01:12:43,448 --> 01:12:45,470
already she's questioning the boss.
2656
01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:46,330
(laughter)
2657
01:12:46,331 --> 01:12:48,290
You have always been very loyal
2658
01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:49,457
to Blush Publishing.
2659
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:51,126
Not only do you stay in an
2660
01:12:51,127 --> 01:12:52,335
assistant position a lot longer
2661
01:12:52,336 --> 01:12:53,504
than you probably should have,
2662
01:12:53,504 --> 01:12:54,547
you're doing a hell of a job on
2663
01:12:54,548 --> 01:12:56,007
the Nutley autobiography.
2664
01:12:56,008 --> 01:12:57,883
Congratulations, Jane.
2665
01:12:57,884 --> 01:12:58,677
Hear, hear.
2666
01:12:58,677 --> 01:12:59,595
Congratulations.
2667
01:12:59,596 --> 01:13:01,138
(overlapping chatter)
2668
01:13:01,139 --> 01:13:03,598
(chuckles) Ohh.
2669
01:13:03,599 --> 01:13:05,267
Oh, good job.
2670
01:13:05,268 --> 01:13:06,186
You're so buying dinner
2671
01:13:06,187 --> 01:13:07,187
the next time we go out.
2672
01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:09,022
It's a deal.
2673
01:13:09,023 --> 01:13:11,023
(chatter continues)
2674
01:13:11,024 --> 01:13:12,231
Good job, Jane.
2675
01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:13,526
Oh, thank you.
2676
01:13:13,526 --> 01:13:15,807
I want your office when you move.
2677
01:13:19,283 --> 01:13:20,326
Look what you did.
2678
01:13:20,327 --> 01:13:22,077
I am so incredibly proud of you.
2679
01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:24,222
Thanks, yeah, it was a long time coming.
2680
01:13:24,247 --> 01:13:25,455
You know, no one deserves
2681
01:13:25,456 --> 01:13:26,623
this more than you do.
2682
01:13:26,624 --> 01:13:29,377
Yeah, I know.
2683
01:13:29,378 --> 01:13:31,004
Thanks.
2684
01:13:31,005 --> 01:13:32,380
Cheers.
2685
01:13:34,217 --> 01:13:35,217
Yes!
2686
01:13:35,218 --> 01:13:37,552
(laughs)
2687
01:13:37,553 --> 01:13:41,390
♪♪
2688
01:14:15,389 --> 01:14:17,429
(cork pops, Jane chuckles)
2689
01:14:38,329 --> 01:14:40,372
Of course I tried on the shoes.
2690
01:14:40,373 --> 01:14:42,037
Why, do you think I'm gonna spend all day
2691
01:14:42,062 --> 01:14:44,018
in a brand new pair of shoes?
2692
01:14:44,043 --> 01:14:45,419
I mean, I'm not stupid.
2693
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:46,671
Good, I'm glad you did
2694
01:14:46,701 --> 01:14:48,910
something right with this wedding.
2695
01:14:48,935 --> 01:14:50,633
(sighs) Listen, Aunt Ina,
2696
01:14:50,634 --> 01:14:51,634
I'm really sorry about the
2697
01:14:51,635 --> 01:14:52,636
thing at the spa.
2698
01:14:52,637 --> 01:14:53,679
I want you to know, I called
2699
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:55,681
Dana, I apologized,
2700
01:14:55,682 --> 01:14:57,057
and we're good, I swear.
2701
01:14:57,058 --> 01:14:57,809
Nothing like that is gonna
2702
01:14:57,809 --> 01:14:59,686
happen today at the wedding.
2703
01:14:59,687 --> 01:15:01,353
It's gonna be beautiful.
2704
01:15:01,354 --> 01:15:03,064
Thank you, honey.
2705
01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:04,231
You're welcome.
2706
01:15:04,232 --> 01:15:05,150
I'll see you soon.
2707
01:15:05,151 --> 01:15:06,986
Okay.
2708
01:15:09,489 --> 01:15:12,324
(groaning, wincing)
2709
01:15:12,325 --> 01:15:14,745
(opera music playing)
2710
01:15:17,538 --> 01:15:18,748
Ow!
2711
01:15:18,749 --> 01:15:21,668
Ow, ow, ow!
2712
01:15:21,669 --> 01:15:23,670
Oh!
2713
01:15:23,671 --> 01:15:26,465
I was just breaking in my shoes.
2714
01:15:26,466 --> 01:15:27,633
Uh, we've lived next door to
2715
01:15:27,634 --> 01:15:28,634
each other forever and we've
2716
01:15:28,636 --> 01:15:29,553
never actually met.
2717
01:15:29,553 --> 01:15:30,429
I'm Jane.
2718
01:15:30,429 --> 01:15:31,304
Archibald.
2719
01:15:31,305 --> 01:15:32,347
Archi... wow!
2720
01:15:32,348 --> 01:15:33,307
(laughs)
2721
01:15:33,307 --> 01:15:34,183
What?
2722
01:15:34,184 --> 01:15:35,434
Nothing, it's just not
2723
01:15:35,435 --> 01:15:36,477
a name you hear a lot.
2724
01:15:36,478 --> 01:15:37,685
It's nice though.
2725
01:15:37,686 --> 01:15:40,315
(opera music continues)
2726
01:15:48,199 --> 01:15:50,368
Good for you.
2727
01:15:56,332 --> 01:15:58,417
(groaning)
2728
01:16:04,216 --> 01:16:07,094
Ohh, yes.
2729
01:16:10,723 --> 01:16:12,392
Ow.
2730
01:16:14,269 --> 01:16:16,563
(sighs deeply)
2731
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:20,358
(knocking)
2732
01:16:20,359 --> 01:16:21,608
Who is it?
2733
01:16:21,609 --> 01:16:22,693
(both) It's us.
2734
01:16:22,695 --> 01:16:24,320
It's open!
2735
01:16:24,321 --> 01:16:26,865
(door opens)
2736
01:16:26,866 --> 01:16:28,243
Hey!
2737
01:16:28,244 --> 01:16:29,103
We figured you wouldn't have time
2738
01:16:29,128 --> 01:16:30,845
to meet us, so we came to you.
2739
01:16:30,870 --> 01:16:31,745
You guys rock.
2740
01:16:31,745 --> 01:16:32,580
Yeah, but we'd rock more if
2741
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:33,581
Eloise hadn't eaten your scone.
2742
01:16:33,582 --> 01:16:34,873
It was really good.
2743
01:16:34,874 --> 01:16:35,915
We got this for you.
2744
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:37,419
Oh, what's this?
2745
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,420
Well, we figured Dana gets
2746
01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:39,462
old, new, borrowed and blue.
2747
01:16:39,463 --> 01:16:40,548
So, the least we could do is get you
2748
01:16:40,573 --> 01:16:42,464
something to get you through the day.
2749
01:16:42,509 --> 01:16:43,718
A flask?
2750
01:16:43,719 --> 01:16:44,884
Not just a flask.
2751
01:16:44,885 --> 01:16:46,303
A champagne colored flask!
2752
01:16:46,304 --> 01:16:47,263
'Cause if it wasn't color
2753
01:16:47,264 --> 01:16:48,556
coordinated, it'd just be tacky.
2754
01:16:48,557 --> 01:16:49,433
Yeah.
2755
01:16:49,434 --> 01:16:50,600
What wonderful enabling
2756
01:16:50,601 --> 01:16:51,767
friends I have.
2757
01:16:51,768 --> 01:16:53,396
Just don't get sloppy drunk
2758
01:16:53,397 --> 01:16:54,438
and hit on your groomsmen.
2759
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:55,523
(laughs sarcastically)
2760
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:56,523
What are you saying?
2761
01:16:56,523 --> 01:16:57,640
Sex with the wedding party is
2762
01:16:57,665 --> 01:16:59,396
the only reason to be a bridesmaid.
2763
01:16:59,421 --> 01:17:00,527
I'm walking Larry's
2764
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:01,611
grandfather down the aisle,
2765
01:17:01,612 --> 01:17:02,697
I think I can resist.
2766
01:17:02,698 --> 01:17:03,615
She couldn't even give you a
2767
01:17:03,615 --> 01:17:04,490
hot groomsman?
2768
01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:05,367
She's so selfish!
2769
01:17:05,367 --> 01:17:06,562
Okay, here's what you're gonna do.
2770
01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:07,912
Every time Dana goes to take a
2771
01:17:07,912 --> 01:17:08,787
bite of her dinner tonight,
2772
01:17:08,787 --> 01:17:09,621
you're gonna start that annoying
2773
01:17:09,622 --> 01:17:10,706
glass-tapping thing so she and
2774
01:17:10,707 --> 01:17:11,665
Larry have to kiss, and she
2775
01:17:11,665 --> 01:17:12,541
ends up starving.
2776
01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:13,625
Ooh, evil disguised as
2777
01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:15,336
romantic, I like it.
2778
01:17:15,337 --> 01:17:16,670
So, seriously,
2779
01:17:16,671 --> 01:17:17,796
are you gonna be okay?
2780
01:17:17,797 --> 01:17:18,631
Yeah!
2781
01:17:18,633 --> 01:17:19,799
Well, as long as my dress is
2782
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:20,760
long enough to cover the
2783
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:21,635
sneakers I'll be wearing,
2784
01:17:21,635 --> 01:17:22,510
I'm good.
2785
01:17:22,510 --> 01:17:23,386
You know, you'll probably
2786
01:17:23,387 --> 01:17:24,471
have more fun alone anyway.
2787
01:17:24,472 --> 01:17:25,596
Not just with the wedding,
2788
01:17:25,597 --> 01:17:26,640
in life in general.
2789
01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:27,849
That's true.
2790
01:17:27,850 --> 01:17:28,934
You know, it is kind of a burden
2791
01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:29,853
to have to think about someone
2792
01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:30,936
else's feelings all the time.
2793
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:31,813
Especially when they're as
2794
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:32,979
sensitive as Jeff is.
2795
01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:34,190
He calls it allergies,
2796
01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,566
but I know he cries.
2797
01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:37,193
Oh, Serge isn't any better.
2798
01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:37,904
Just to come over here this
2799
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:38,861
morning, I had to sneak the dog
2800
01:17:38,861 --> 01:17:39,821
into the bed so he wouldn't
2801
01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:41,280
notice I was gone.
2802
01:17:41,281 --> 01:17:42,492
You don't have a dog.
2803
01:17:42,493 --> 01:17:43,327
Which will be yet
2804
01:17:43,327 --> 01:17:44,285
another thing to explain
2805
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:45,204
if he wakes up early.
2806
01:17:45,204 --> 01:17:45,870
Oh!
2807
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:46,746
(knocking)
2808
01:17:46,746 --> 01:17:47,622
Oh, who's that?
2809
01:17:47,622 --> 01:17:48,498
Probably the pizza.
2810
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,666
We ordered Dominoes.
2811
01:17:49,667 --> 01:17:50,833
It's 8:00 in the morning.
2812
01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:52,210
Yeah, but the delivery guy
2813
01:17:52,211 --> 01:17:54,003
could be cute.
2814
01:17:54,004 --> 01:17:55,673
Consider it a Hail Mary.
2815
01:17:57,633 --> 01:17:58,675
Ladies and gentlemen,
2816
01:17:58,676 --> 01:18:00,593
it gives me great pleasure to
2817
01:18:00,594 --> 01:18:02,346
welcome for the very first time
2818
01:18:02,347 --> 01:18:06,011
in public, Mr. and Mrs. Larry Fishkill.
2819
01:18:06,851 --> 01:18:08,395
♪ It's not unusual ♪
2820
01:18:08,396 --> 01:18:11,855
♪ To be loved by anyone ♪
2821
01:18:11,856 --> 01:18:13,691
♪ It's not unusual ♪
2822
01:18:13,692 --> 01:18:17,279
♪ To have fun with anyone ♪
2823
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,446
♪ But when I see you ♪
2824
01:18:18,447 --> 01:18:22,493
♪ Hanging about with anyone ♪
2825
01:18:22,494 --> 01:18:24,453
♪ It's not unusual ♪
2826
01:18:24,454 --> 01:18:26,914
♪ To see me cry ♪
2827
01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:28,250
♪ I wanna die ♪
2828
01:18:28,251 --> 01:18:30,253
Congratulations.
2829
01:18:30,254 --> 01:18:31,711
♪ It's not unusual ♪
2830
01:18:31,712 --> 01:18:35,424
♪ To go out at any time ♪
2831
01:18:35,425 --> 01:18:37,342
♪ But when I see you out ♪
2832
01:18:37,343 --> 01:18:40,680
♪ And about, it's such a crime ♪
2833
01:18:40,681 --> 01:18:42,725
♪ If you should ever wanna be ♪
2834
01:18:42,726 --> 01:18:45,853
♪ Loved by anyone ♪
2835
01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:47,895
♪ It's not unusual ♪
2836
01:18:47,896 --> 01:18:50,566
♪ It happens every day ♪
2837
01:18:50,567 --> 01:18:53,736
♪ No matter what you say ♪
2838
01:18:53,737 --> 01:18:55,071
♪ You'd find it happens ♪
2839
01:18:55,072 --> 01:18:57,993
♪ All the time... ♪♪
2840
01:18:59,994 --> 01:19:00,911
Hi.
2841
01:19:00,912 --> 01:19:03,247
Hi.
2842
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:06,750
Hey!
2843
01:19:06,751 --> 01:19:07,587
Hey.
2844
01:19:07,588 --> 01:19:08,712
Is this your table too?
2845
01:19:08,713 --> 01:19:10,088
Yeah, lucky number 17.
2846
01:19:10,089 --> 01:19:11,754
Thank God, I hate making
2847
01:19:11,756 --> 01:19:13,048
hours of endless small talk
2848
01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:14,300
with people I don't know.
2849
01:19:14,301 --> 01:19:15,302
Yeah, I know, how many times
2850
01:19:15,303 --> 01:19:16,595
can you hear a person ask, "Hey",
2851
01:19:16,596 --> 01:19:17,804
so how do you know Dana?"
2852
01:19:17,805 --> 01:19:19,432
Exactly.
2853
01:19:19,433 --> 01:19:20,309
Yeah.
2854
01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:21,310
So, where's Sam?
2855
01:19:21,311 --> 01:19:22,436
He broke up with me.
2856
01:19:22,437 --> 01:19:23,853
What? When?
2857
01:19:23,854 --> 01:19:24,978
Remember the day I came to
2858
01:19:24,979 --> 01:19:25,898
your apartment?
2859
01:19:25,898 --> 01:19:26,774
Yeah?
2860
01:19:26,774 --> 01:19:27,734
It was the night before that.
2861
01:19:27,735 --> 01:19:28,859
You're kidding.
2862
01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:29,860
No.
2863
01:19:29,861 --> 01:19:31,528
Things had been not so great for
2864
01:19:31,529 --> 01:19:33,031
a while, and I guess having a
2865
01:19:33,032 --> 01:19:34,406
baby forced us to make
2866
01:19:34,407 --> 01:19:35,367
some decisions.
2867
01:19:35,367 --> 01:19:36,326
Well, I thought you said he
2868
01:19:36,327 --> 01:19:37,494
was happy about it.
2869
01:19:37,495 --> 01:19:38,994
Yeah, I lied.
2870
01:19:38,995 --> 01:19:40,496
Sorry.
2871
01:19:40,497 --> 01:19:41,663
Well, how you holding up?
2872
01:19:41,664 --> 01:19:43,082
Okay, you know, just trying
2873
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:45,044
to stay calm and take everything
2874
01:19:45,045 --> 01:19:46,669
a day at a time.
2875
01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:49,131
Wow, that's really good.
2876
01:19:49,132 --> 01:19:50,884
Yeah, okay, I lied again.
2877
01:19:50,884 --> 01:19:52,717
I am scared to death.
2878
01:19:52,718 --> 01:19:53,882
Well, the fact that you can admit
2879
01:19:53,907 --> 01:19:55,124
that says you have the strength
2880
01:19:55,149 --> 01:19:56,777
to go through with this.
2881
01:19:56,802 --> 01:19:57,973
I mean it.
2882
01:19:57,974 --> 01:19:59,810
Thanks.
2883
01:19:59,811 --> 01:20:01,394
Where's Timothy?
2884
01:20:01,395 --> 01:20:02,979
Yeah... he's fooling around
2885
01:20:02,981 --> 01:20:03,980
with someone else.
2886
01:20:03,981 --> 01:20:04,942
What?!
2887
01:20:04,943 --> 01:20:06,983
Yeah, long stupid story,
2888
01:20:06,984 --> 01:20:09,027
but, uh, I'm flying solo.
2889
01:20:09,028 --> 01:20:11,572
Well, we make a fine pair.
2890
01:20:11,573 --> 01:20:12,449
Mm-hmm.
2891
01:20:12,449 --> 01:20:13,117
(both laugh)
2892
01:20:13,118 --> 01:20:14,117
Yeah, I hope you're prepared to
2893
01:20:14,118 --> 01:20:15,953
eat $450 worth of salmon, or
2894
01:20:15,954 --> 01:20:18,623
else Dana's gonna pitch a fit.
2895
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:22,753
(glasses clinking)
2896
01:20:26,674 --> 01:20:29,510
Everyone, everyone,
2897
01:20:29,511 --> 01:20:30,928
the bride and groom would like
2898
01:20:30,929 --> 01:20:32,012
your attention.
2899
01:20:32,013 --> 01:20:33,681
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
2900
01:20:33,682 --> 01:20:34,599
Again?
2901
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,641
Yeah, I'm pregnant.
2902
01:20:35,642 --> 01:20:36,767
Apparently, it's what we do.
2903
01:20:36,768 --> 01:20:37,977
Okay, if this is a ploy to
2904
01:20:37,978 --> 01:20:39,396
get out of the bouquet toss,
2905
01:20:39,397 --> 01:20:40,437
you're in big trouble.
2906
01:20:40,438 --> 01:20:41,815
Oh, no, baby, just stop, drop
2907
01:20:41,816 --> 01:20:43,858
and roll, you'll be fine.
2908
01:20:43,859 --> 01:20:44,986
I know it's somewhat
2909
01:20:44,987 --> 01:20:46,403
untraditional for the groom
2910
01:20:46,404 --> 01:20:47,653
to make the toast.
2911
01:20:47,654 --> 01:20:50,032
But, it's my wedding,
2912
01:20:50,033 --> 01:20:51,032
I'll do what I want.
2913
01:20:51,033 --> 01:20:52,200
(laughter)
2914
01:20:52,201 --> 01:20:54,495
Today is a day for celebration.
2915
01:20:54,496 --> 01:20:55,998
And after meeting Dana,
2916
01:20:55,999 --> 01:20:58,041
you can understand my elation.
2917
01:20:58,042 --> 01:21:00,794
The day she agreed to be my wife
2918
01:21:00,795 --> 01:21:01,794
is one that I'll treasure
2919
01:21:01,795 --> 01:21:02,920
all my life.
2920
01:21:02,921 --> 01:21:05,465
And though times can get tough,
2921
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:07,458
I know that our love will be enough.
2922
01:21:08,137 --> 01:21:09,555
Here's to embarking on an
2923
01:21:09,555 --> 01:21:12,932
amazing ride with my friend,
2924
01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:17,147
my soulmate, my beautiful bride.
2925
01:21:18,899 --> 01:21:19,774
To Dana.
2926
01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:20,816
(all) To Dana.
2927
01:21:20,817 --> 01:21:21,984
To Dana.
2928
01:21:21,985 --> 01:21:24,030
(girls) To Dana.
2929
01:21:27,033 --> 01:21:28,240
Am I the luckiest girl
2930
01:21:28,241 --> 01:21:31,702
in the world or what?
2931
01:21:31,703 --> 01:21:33,873
Since today is a celebration of
2932
01:21:33,874 --> 01:21:36,919
love, my husband Larry and I
2933
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,587
would like to invite all the
2934
01:21:38,587 --> 01:21:40,711
couples to come out and share
2935
01:21:40,713 --> 01:21:44,550
a special dance.
2936
01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:46,887
♪ There's a moon wind blowing ♪
2937
01:21:46,887 --> 01:21:50,934
♪ And it feels like our love ♪
2938
01:21:50,935 --> 01:21:52,934
♪ And it lights your eyes ♪
2939
01:21:52,935 --> 01:21:54,812
♪ Tonight ♪
2940
01:21:56,732 --> 01:21:59,567
♪ And my greatest blessing ♪
2941
01:21:59,569 --> 01:22:04,031
♪ Is just to see you smiling ♪
2942
01:22:04,032 --> 01:22:06,115
♪ And why is it me ♪
2943
01:22:06,116 --> 01:22:09,703
♪ Who gets to feel so right ♪
2944
01:22:09,704 --> 01:22:11,747
♪ It couldn't get much better ♪
2945
01:22:11,748 --> 01:22:13,084
♪ Get much better ♪
2946
01:22:13,085 --> 01:22:17,003
♪ Than right this minute ♪
2947
01:22:17,004 --> 01:22:19,630
♪ These precious moments ♪
2948
01:22:19,631 --> 01:22:23,678
♪ In our lives ♪
2949
01:22:23,679 --> 01:22:26,764
♪ All this magic moonlight ♪
2950
01:22:26,765 --> 01:22:30,768
♪ On this starry evening ♪
2951
01:22:30,769 --> 01:22:35,066
♪ Never ever be a better night ♪
2952
01:22:37,026 --> 01:22:39,737
♪ There's a timeless magic ♪
2953
01:22:39,738 --> 01:22:42,824
♪ And an ageless treasure ♪
2954
01:22:42,825 --> 01:22:44,827
♪ There's a moon in your ♪
2955
01:22:44,828 --> 01:22:49,540
♪ Green eyes ♪
2956
01:22:49,541 --> 01:22:51,625
♪ And the winds sing low ♪
2957
01:22:51,626 --> 01:22:52,836
♪ And no words... ♪
2958
01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:54,003
Hi.
2959
01:22:54,004 --> 01:22:55,170
Hi.
2960
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:56,256
I don't know if you remember
2961
01:22:56,256 --> 01:22:57,674
me, but we met when you started
2962
01:22:57,675 --> 01:22:59,092
your worldwide campaign against
2963
01:22:59,093 --> 01:22:59,967
wedding registries.
2964
01:22:59,968 --> 01:23:01,302
Oh, right!
2965
01:23:01,303 --> 01:23:02,846
Oh, my God, how could I forget?
2966
01:23:02,847 --> 01:23:03,889
I've only seen you, like,
2967
01:23:03,890 --> 01:23:05,682
a gazillion times.
2968
01:23:05,683 --> 01:23:06,766
I'm just a little
2969
01:23:06,767 --> 01:23:07,809
surprised to see you here.
2970
01:23:07,810 --> 01:23:09,700
Well, I'm not surprised to see you.
2971
01:23:09,896 --> 01:23:10,814
You're not?
2972
01:23:10,814 --> 01:23:11,690
Are you kidding?
2973
01:23:11,691 --> 01:23:12,774
With all the weddings you go to?
2974
01:23:12,775 --> 01:23:13,858
I actually find myself looking
2975
01:23:13,859 --> 01:23:15,152
for you every time I'm at one.
2976
01:23:15,153 --> 01:23:16,028
Aw, that's sweet,
2977
01:23:16,029 --> 01:23:17,612
and slightly stalker-ish.
2978
01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:18,696
Oh, okay, I better get to my
2979
01:23:18,697 --> 01:23:20,618
point then before I scare you off.
2980
01:23:20,931 --> 01:23:22,993
Would you like to dance?
2981
01:23:22,994 --> 01:23:24,704
Well, are we allowed?
2982
01:23:24,705 --> 01:23:25,996
Well, technically, we're not
2983
01:23:25,998 --> 01:23:28,124
a couple, but I can't take
2984
01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:29,667
the humiliation anymore.
2985
01:23:29,668 --> 01:23:30,877
Oh, well, I won't tell
2986
01:23:30,878 --> 01:23:31,837
if you don't.
2987
01:23:31,838 --> 01:23:32,962
Deal.
2988
01:23:32,963 --> 01:23:35,174
(chuckles)
2989
01:23:35,175 --> 01:23:36,925
♪ I could see the trust grow ♪
2990
01:23:36,926 --> 01:23:41,221
♪ In your eyes ♪
2991
01:23:41,222 --> 01:23:43,723
♪ Now we share a promise ♪
2992
01:23:43,724 --> 01:23:47,771
♪ And we know the meaning ♪
2993
01:23:47,772 --> 01:23:49,981
♪ We will have these memories ♪
2994
01:23:49,982 --> 01:23:53,610
♪ For the rest of our lives ♪
2995
01:23:53,611 --> 01:23:55,611
♪ Doesn't get much better ♪
2996
01:23:55,612 --> 01:23:56,906
♪ Get much better ♪
2997
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,866
♪ Than right this minute... ♪♪
2998
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,743
♪ The beat of my heart ♪
2999
01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,204
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3000
01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:03,246
♪ Can you feel the beat ♪
3001
01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:04,208
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3002
01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:05,833
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3003
01:24:05,834 --> 01:24:08,167
♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪
3004
01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,921
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3005
01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:10,880
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3006
01:24:10,881 --> 01:24:12,005
♪ Can you feel the beat ♪
3007
01:24:12,006 --> 01:24:13,216
♪ Can you feel the heat ♪
3008
01:24:13,217 --> 01:24:15,760
♪ Of the beat of my heart ♪
3009
01:24:15,761 --> 01:24:17,763
♪ Can you feel the heat... ♪♪
3010
01:24:17,764 --> 01:24:22,683
♪ The ocean of love ♪
3011
01:24:22,684 --> 01:24:23,851
♪ We'll let our hearts ♪
3012
01:24:23,852 --> 01:24:26,730
♪ Sail away ♪
3013
01:24:26,731 --> 01:24:28,818
♪ Ride the wind and waves ♪
3014
01:24:28,819 --> 01:24:31,862
♪ Make love in moonlight bay ♪
3015
01:24:31,863 --> 01:24:35,240
♪ In the ocean of love ♪
3016
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,784
♪ In the ocean of love ♪
3017
01:24:37,785 --> 01:24:41,038
♪ In the ocean of love... ♪♪
3018
01:24:41,039 --> 01:24:44,792
♪ Can you feel it ♪
3019
01:24:44,793 --> 01:24:46,961
♪ Can you feel it... ♪
3020
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,675
Okay, I think I need a timeout.
3021
01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:51,467
Oh, thank God.
3022
01:24:51,467 --> 01:24:52,427
I don't know how much longer I
3023
01:24:52,428 --> 01:24:54,344
could will myself not to sweat.
3024
01:24:54,345 --> 01:24:55,735
Can I get you a glass of water?
3025
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:56,930
Yes, please!
3026
01:24:56,955 --> 01:24:58,473
But put it in a martini glass,
3027
01:24:58,474 --> 01:24:59,725
and instead of water, make it
3028
01:24:59,726 --> 01:25:01,309
vodka dry, up, with a twist.
3029
01:25:01,310 --> 01:25:04,231
Whoa, all right, you got it.
3030
01:25:06,234 --> 01:25:07,153
What?
3031
01:25:07,154 --> 01:25:08,443
See, now, this is the problem
3032
01:25:08,445 --> 01:25:09,945
with having pretty friends.
3033
01:25:09,946 --> 01:25:11,363
They always get the guy.
3034
01:25:11,364 --> 01:25:12,906
Oh, stop it.
3035
01:25:12,907 --> 01:25:14,282
He's cute.
3036
01:25:14,283 --> 01:25:16,118
Yeah, he is.
3037
01:25:16,119 --> 01:25:17,912
Okay, well, I'll leave
3038
01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:18,913
you two alone.
3039
01:25:18,914 --> 01:25:20,476
No, you don't have to do that.
3040
01:25:20,632 --> 01:25:21,957
Natasha.
3041
01:25:21,959 --> 01:25:22,918
Are you kidding?
3042
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,919
This may be my last shot at
3043
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:25,990
single guys before I start showing.
3044
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,217
(laughs)
3045
01:25:30,218 --> 01:25:31,094
Hi!
3046
01:25:31,096 --> 01:25:32,929
Oh, I'm just so happy.
3047
01:25:32,930 --> 01:25:34,013
(laughing)
3048
01:25:34,014 --> 01:25:35,264
Well, you should, it's a
3049
01:25:35,265 --> 01:25:36,349
beautiful wedding, everything...
3050
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:37,351
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not
3051
01:25:37,352 --> 01:25:38,769
talking about that.
3052
01:25:38,770 --> 01:25:39,896
I'm talking about Ethan.
3053
01:25:39,898 --> 01:25:41,021
What do you mean?
3054
01:25:41,022 --> 01:25:42,814
Ethan Miles, the young man
3055
01:25:42,815 --> 01:25:44,358
you've been dancing with.
3056
01:25:44,359 --> 01:25:45,443
What?
3057
01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:46,735
See, now, what does this
3058
01:25:46,736 --> 01:25:48,070
teach you, young lady?
3059
01:25:48,071 --> 01:25:49,489
You should always listen
3060
01:25:49,490 --> 01:25:50,532
to your aunt.
3061
01:25:50,533 --> 01:25:51,784
(laughs)
3062
01:25:51,785 --> 01:25:53,369
Oh, she's so great, isn't she?
3063
01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:55,872
Oh, I just...
3064
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:01,335
Okay, one martini-flavored
3065
01:26:01,336 --> 01:26:02,836
glass of water.
3066
01:26:02,837 --> 01:26:03,756
Thank you.
3067
01:26:03,757 --> 01:26:05,007
(laughs)
3068
01:26:05,008 --> 01:26:06,550
And you're laughing.
3069
01:26:06,551 --> 01:26:07,801
Yeah.
3070
01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:09,094
It's a long story.
3071
01:26:09,095 --> 01:26:10,765
Right, which you'll tell me some day.
3072
01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:12,389
Definitely, but we cannot
3073
01:26:12,390 --> 01:26:13,556
keep ignoring the fact that
3074
01:26:13,557 --> 01:26:15,142
there is old school punk
3075
01:26:15,143 --> 01:26:16,351
playing in the Carlton.
3076
01:26:16,352 --> 01:26:17,895
Now, throw in some locusts
3077
01:26:17,897 --> 01:26:18,564
and that's a sign of the
3078
01:26:18,564 --> 01:26:19,399
Apocalypse, right?
3079
01:26:19,399 --> 01:26:20,275
Let's do it.
3080
01:26:20,275 --> 01:26:21,149
Let's do it.
3081
01:26:21,149 --> 01:26:22,025
Come on!
3082
01:26:22,025 --> 01:26:22,901
Yeah!
3083
01:26:22,902 --> 01:26:23,984
♪ You cause a scene ♪
3084
01:26:23,985 --> 01:26:26,948
♪ To prove you're wild ♪
3085
01:26:26,948 --> 01:26:28,281
♪ But you don't know what it ♪
3086
01:26:28,282 --> 01:26:29,867
♪ Means till it comes off ♪
3087
01:26:29,868 --> 01:26:31,410
♪ As mild ♪
3088
01:26:31,412 --> 01:26:33,163
♪ And everything you said ♪
3089
01:26:33,164 --> 01:26:36,290
♪ Is spoon-fed ♪
3090
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:37,917
♪ And everything you've read ♪
3091
01:26:37,918 --> 01:26:39,794
♪ Is edited ♪
3092
01:26:39,795 --> 01:26:41,296
♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪
3093
01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:44,259
♪ The top of my hit list ♪
3094
01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:46,094
♪ You're at the top, you're at ♪
3095
01:26:46,095 --> 01:26:48,930
♪ The top of my hit list... ♪♪
3096
01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:51,390
So, I guess you could say
3097
01:26:51,391 --> 01:26:53,100
that by writing this book,
3098
01:26:53,102 --> 01:26:54,561
I'm once again screwing one of
3099
01:26:54,562 --> 01:26:56,188
the most famous actors in
3100
01:26:56,189 --> 01:26:57,314
show business.
3101
01:26:57,315 --> 01:26:59,108
Only this time, I'm actually
3102
01:26:59,109 --> 01:27:00,276
enjoying it.
3103
01:27:00,277 --> 01:27:01,235
Oh.
3104
01:27:01,236 --> 01:27:02,527
(laughs) Fin.
3105
01:27:02,529 --> 01:27:03,405
Fin?
3106
01:27:03,405 --> 01:27:04,281
Mm-hmm.
3107
01:27:04,281 --> 01:27:05,157
Doesn't actually say fin,
3108
01:27:05,157 --> 01:27:06,032
does it?
3109
01:27:06,033 --> 01:27:07,241
Yes, Natasha thought it
3110
01:27:07,243 --> 01:27:08,284
sounded European.
3111
01:27:08,285 --> 01:27:09,452
So does not showering, that
3112
01:27:09,453 --> 01:27:10,871
doesn't make it a good idea.
3113
01:27:10,872 --> 01:27:12,498
(laughs)
3114
01:27:12,499 --> 01:27:15,584
Oh, so what do you think?
3115
01:27:15,585 --> 01:27:17,294
Oh no, you paused!
3116
01:27:17,294 --> 01:27:18,462
I didn't pause.
3117
01:27:18,463 --> 01:27:19,588
You did!
3118
01:27:19,589 --> 01:27:21,007
Now, whatever you say, I know
3119
01:27:21,008 --> 01:27:22,008
isn't gonna be your first
3120
01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:23,177
thought, it's gonna be something
3121
01:27:23,178 --> 01:27:24,470
you carefully crafted.
3122
01:27:24,471 --> 01:27:26,306
What, during that half second pause?
3123
01:27:26,705 --> 01:27:28,473
Yeah, you work fast.
3124
01:27:28,474 --> 01:27:29,850
You wanna know what I think?
3125
01:27:29,851 --> 01:27:31,434
Yes.
3126
01:27:31,436 --> 01:27:33,395
I think it's good.
3127
01:27:33,396 --> 01:27:34,356
Yeah?
3128
01:27:34,357 --> 01:27:36,484
Yeah, really good.
3129
01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:38,985
Thanks.
3130
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,195
So good, in fact, my manhood
3131
01:27:40,196 --> 01:27:42,280
may be a little threatened here.
3132
01:27:42,281 --> 01:27:44,241
Aww.
3133
01:27:44,242 --> 01:27:45,160
That's bad.
3134
01:27:45,161 --> 01:27:47,996
I know.
3135
01:27:47,997 --> 01:27:49,038
When I met you, I thought I was
3136
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,330
just getting a hot chick.
3137
01:27:50,330 --> 01:27:51,582
I don't know if I can deal with
3138
01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:53,247
you being talented and smart too.
3139
01:27:53,587 --> 01:27:55,086
Well, if you want, I could go
3140
01:27:55,087 --> 01:27:56,171
blond and start talking like a
3141
01:27:56,172 --> 01:27:57,422
local anchorwoman.
3142
01:27:57,423 --> 01:27:59,132
Now, that'd be a start.
3143
01:27:59,133 --> 01:28:00,343
Maybe you could get a job in a
3144
01:28:00,344 --> 01:28:02,511
food court to really sell it.
3145
01:28:02,512 --> 01:28:03,554
Hey, why don't you let me
3146
01:28:03,555 --> 01:28:04,514
row a while?
3147
01:28:04,514 --> 01:28:05,432
Yeah.
3148
01:28:05,433 --> 01:28:07,349
(chuckles)
3149
01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:08,434
Hey, we should probably head
3150
01:28:08,435 --> 01:28:11,189
back soon, the hour's almost up.
3151
01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:16,193
Oh, no!
3152
01:28:16,194 --> 01:28:17,393
Oh!
3153
01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:18,508
Well, now, what do we do?
3154
01:28:18,533 --> 01:28:20,323
I don't know.
3155
01:28:20,324 --> 01:28:22,409
I mean, you can't row with one oar.
3156
01:28:23,368 --> 01:28:25,495
No, you can't.
3157
01:28:25,497 --> 01:28:28,957
I guess you're stuck with me.
3158
01:28:28,959 --> 01:28:31,127
Bummer.
3159
01:28:31,128 --> 01:28:34,923
♪♪
3160
01:28:42,556 --> 01:28:44,224
Oh, my God, she used
3161
01:28:44,225 --> 01:28:45,476
the oar trick.
3162
01:28:45,477 --> 01:28:46,353
Looks like this one's a keeper!
3163
01:28:46,768 --> 01:28:48,697
Nah, there's still plenty of time to find out
3164
01:28:48,722 --> 01:28:50,682
he's an axe murderer who litters.
3165
01:28:50,939 --> 01:28:52,885
Well, she can always have Serge.
3166
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:58,116
♪♪
3167
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:25,605
♪♪
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