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One of the most common questions

I get asked a lot about
the Paranormal Division

is, why do these cases keep
happening in Wellington specifically?

I believe that the greater
Wellington region

including the Hutts, both Lower
and Upper are uniquely placed

as a nexus between otherworldly
realms, parallel dimensions

and time portals to the unknown.

Seems like a lot of realms for just
two officers to look after, Sarge.

On the contrary there,
Officer Parker.

Officers Minogue and O'Leary have
covered these realms quite well.

Realms such as Naenae, Tawa...
and Hataitai even.

I guess what I'm trying to hint at,
Sarge, in a subtle way,

is that I'm really keen
to be used however you see fit.

Like, maybe I could become more of
a full-time Paranormal officer,

rather than on a case-by-case basis.

Like, basically I just want
to get used by you completely.

No, Parker. Your place
is on the street.

On that note, I have a surprise
for you. Come with me.

Surprise?

Parker, meet your new partner,
Officer Sainsbury.

Right, you two, get acquainted.

Hi.

- Hello
- Yeah.

Fair warning,

I've had really bad experiences
with my partners in the past.

I think we're gonna get on
just great.

No. I don't mean that.

The rapport will be great.

I mean that they've all met really
untimely... horrific fates.

So, yeah...

Wait... What?

- Seems a bit... that all right?
- Yes. It's all right.

- I had an eight hour nap last night.
- Eight hours?

That's not a nap, that's sleeping.

No. I was on top of the bed,
so it was a nap.

No, that's sleeping.
It's about duration.

No. You have to be under the covers
for it to qualify as a sleep.

I stayed up late binge-watching that
latest Scandinavian crime drama.

Willengong. Willengong? Something.
One of them.

Anyway, it's my favourite.

At the end it turned out the killer
had multiple personality disorder.

At least I think that was what
was going on.

I couldn't get the subtitles to work.

Why would you spend all of your time

watching something
you can't understand?

Well, it's to stay relevant. Plus,
I love posting online reviews.

"Visually arresting but deeply flawed.

Couldn't understand a single thing
anybody was saying at any time."

"Four and a half stars. Would watch
again."

I give this brand new patrol car four
stars, especially these wing mirrors.

Wait... does something about
that look weird to you?

A really pale dude carrying around
a huge rock...

Let's go.

You guys don't see me much when
Minogue and O'Leary aren't around,

because mostly what I do is quite
normal, rather than paranormal.

But we've been called out,

because we're part of the armed
offenders squad. Yeah.

We've been given these guns
and I actually hate guns,

but anyway part of the job.
Let's go Shrewsbury.

No, it's...

It's Sainsbury, Parker.
Officer Sainsbury.

Sainsbury. Oh yeah.
It's all good.

I haven't got a very good track
record with my partners.

Mostly because they end up dying
on jobs just like this.

Anyway, let's go.

Yeah, Chelsea got decapitated,
which was a real shame,

because she had such lovely
auburn hair.

And then Reuben, he got gutted from
groin to sternum,

and it took him, like,
three hours to die.

Can we talk about something else?

Hey, do you want one of my mum's
famous twisted toffee chews?

There you go.

Good evening, sir.

- Good evening.
- What have you got there?

It's a rock.

How do you happen to be carrying
such a large, enormous rock?

- I do CrossFit on my days off.
- Okay...

Is that what happens if you do
CrossFit?

A little bit... crook looking?

I don't feel anything.

You do seem a little bit unwell.

Is there anything... I mean,
what have you been up to tonight?

Can you tell us what you've been
doing with your rock?

I was just at a club enjoying
some dubstep.

That'll be it. That'll drain
your will to live, mate.

What I am gonna have to ask you to
do, sir, is just pop your rock down,

just because it could be seen
as a weapon.

I can't.

- You can do it.
- Yeah, you can do it.

- Come on!
- Put it down. Yeah.

Come on! Bend at the knees! Go deep!
Yeah. Good one. Come on. Yeah.

- Yeah, you got this!
- Push it! Let's go!

- You got this!
- Yep. You go.

- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.

- That's good now, isn't it?
- Very good.

Suspect is attempting to escape
into the sky.

Grab him! Grab him, Minogue! Sir.
You're resisting arrest by floating.

I'm not resisting anything.

Yeah. You need to come down, sir.
You need to come down.

- I told you. I did say...
- Grab onto this rock, I think.

Yeah. Just hold onto the rock,
please.

Grab hold of this
Hold onto this. Okay?

Hold onto that. That's good.

Who's been messing with my map?

Where's the toffee?

I just put it in my pocket to save it
for later.

I didn't want to get it stuck
in my teeth.

You don't need to be self-conscious
around me, we're partners now.

Let's go.

Remind me to tell you about the time
that I got alien juice on me,

and I went completely invisible.

Shit.

Shots fired. Officer Sainsbury
requesting backup.

And Officer Parker requesting
that that backup is urgent.

We can relax.

It's just a rooftop sniper.
It's all good.

So it appears our victim has lost the
ability to stand on his feet and...

My soul has been taken.

Minogue! Minogue!

Stop! Police!

The wing mirror is off!

What happened to respecting police
property, O'Leary?

Okay, Minogue, I think we've got to
split up. Okay? You take the van;

I'll go see what's going on
over there.

No way. As soon as people split up
in the movies, someone dies.

- It's like a rule.
- Look, we're not gonna die.

Well, how do you know? This could be
the season finale.

Do you guys know what episode this
is? Is this the season finale?

Look, don't talk to them.
This is a documentary, okay?

Look, we're splitting up. Go!

Licence and registration please!

- Just stay there. Thank you.
- Thank you.

Evading arrest!

So it seems the source
of the screaming

is actually coming from
a spirited music recital.

But also this man who seems
quite distressed,

and this group of very enthusiastic
young women.

- You need to stop that please, sir?
- I can't.

- Sir, I need you to stop that.
- I really, really, really can't!

Okay. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse
me. Excuse me. Back away, please.

Look, sir, you know, resisting
a request

is one step away from resisting
arrest. Okay? You need to stop.

Believe me, I'm not getting any
enjoyment out of this.

I'm gonna help you out, okay?
I'm gonna help you out.

I'm just taking the guitar.

What? What the hell
is your problem?

The show is over.

- Thanks a lot.
- Maybe I'm helping him this time.

Goodbye. Thank you. Thank you.
Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.

Yeah. This sucks.

Obviously policing carries with it
a large amount of respect, mana.

And the general public really
respect respect.

- Are you okay?
- No.

So what we've got here
is a guy driving erotically.

Extremely erotically.

This courier driver is riding
roughshod over the rules.

And rubbish bins.

Well, this kind of reckless disregard
for public property

probably means that
they're intoxicated.

It's very strange for Officer O'Leary
and I not to be on the same case,

but I think I'm going
pretty well without her.

Permission to turn on
the sirens, O'Leary?

She's not here.

Those are the window wipers.

Got ya! He's going into a dead end!

Be able to cut him off here.

I think Sarge would be pretty
proud of me.

What we're witnessing here is some
kind of major supernatural event.

There. You missed it.

I believe they're trying to send me
some sort of message.

What it is, I have no idea.

You will burn in hell

Wind down the window please, sir.

That'll explain the... the issue
we've got here.

Driving without a head

Can you turn down that music please,
ma'am?

Can you turn down the music?
Just to your left a bit.

Yep. Down... down... No, no.
That's the heater.

You must have a little bit
of muscle memory.

That's up. That's up. That's too
loud. The opposite. Opposite.

Maybe you should get out of the...
get out and I'll sort it out.

She's pretending she can't hear me.

Well, she probably can't hear me.
She's got no head.

Yeah. So it turned out just to be
another standard gangland shootout.

So... Something exciting happened.

My partner, Officer Savoury,
he got injured.

No. I'm just looking
for the spare key.

Yeah.

And also... Sainsbury. Not Savoury.

Some work tension is going on.

Well, you've got to admit
it's a hard name to remember.

And you were injured.

Well, I got a splinter on a crate.
So...

Yeah, but you can still die from
secondary infection. I don't know.

I was just trying to add
a few twists and turns,

because it's so boring round here.

You've lasted a lot longer
than some of my other partners.

- It's only been four hours.
- Yeah.

Anyway, we should probably open
this up, right?

Yeah. Let's do it.

How long have you had that? I just
spent an hour looking for the key.

Yeah. It's... we like to play
pranks on the newbies.

No. I'm not new. No, I'm not new,
I've been a cop for ten years.

Yeah. Says the guy that's been
looking for the key for the last hour.

You got...you got me.

I got him! I got you I got him.
I got him.

You did. Yeah, yeah. I'll give it...
I've got to hand it to you. Yeah.

I got him.

- We should probably open the boot.
- Yeah, we probably should.

Please be aliens. Please be aliens.
Please be aliens.

Please be... it's just a hostage
and a... a whole bag of drugs.

So we've found another person

who apparently claims to have had
their soul taken.

It's safe to say there
is a pattern emerging here.

Also, I found this on the first
victim...

...which is a flyer for a...

Dubstep club. And in law enforcement,
we refer to that as a clue.

So I think we just need
to question them a bit further.

Guys have you got any idea who
it was that took your souls?

Satan.

Satan, okay. And do you know why
you think he took your souls?

And was it potentially
so you could fly,

and so you could become some sort
of a rock god?

Rock demon. But I didn't know
this would happen to me.

I've even grown a little tail.
Would it help if I showed you?

No thank you. That's fine.

So basically by piecing together
the evidence and the clues

that I've gathered as part of a solid
police investigation,

it's safe to deduce that Satan is, in
fact, back in the Wellington region,

which is a little bit disturbing. And
he's obviously up to no good.

So, I mean, I'd better now, at this
point of time, you know, make my...

...make my way to that club
as soon as possible,

to make sure that no other souls
are taken.

- Are you okay? Are you right there?
- Yep.

You. It's you. It's your name.

Tickles Tickles. It sounds like.
Sounds like.

Sounds like bum, bottom.
Jonathan! Your name is Jonathan!

Fart! Fart!

Sounds like...

...smelly. Jelly, gelly, helly, welly,
Kelly, selly. Kelly? Kelly.

Your name is Kelly. Yes.

So...through using charades,

we've determined that
the victim's name is Kelly.

We'll be writing that down
in my notebook.

And is that Kelly with an I-E
or a Y?

So we found Gus here,
in the boot of the car.

And as soon as we freed him,
he ran off,

and we had to do a big chase around
the shipping yard,

and it was all, kind of, parkour
and stuff.

But then we... as soon as
we tackled him,

Sainsbury and I did the good cop/bad
cop routine with him

and Sainsbury was using some pretty
R16 language.

But then I offered him
one of my Mum's toffee twists,

and then complimented him
on his beanie.

And he broke down and started crying
and stuff.

I wasn't crying.
I've got a pollen allergy.

It's all right to show your emotions,
mate, it's all right.

You should show them
your bad cop routine.

Tell us the truth, smartarse!

Do you have to do that?
I'm the victim here.

Oh, sorry. Oh no.

It's all right, mate. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Sorry, he's... yeah,

he's the victim, he was the hostage.

You were tied up and everything.
Totally.

Hey, it's all right to talk
about your emotions, mate.

Don't you go, you're gonna
set me off too.

I've been showing a lot
of surprise recently.

I'm really surprised
that my partner is still alive.

Usually they die in situations...
eerily like this one.

Well, I feel nervous
that you keep bringing it up. So.

- Yeah.
- So stop it.

- So how did you become a hostage?
- It's a long story.

It's sort of something you fall into,
rather than being, like, pursued.

That's a lot like me being a cop.
I kind of fell into it.

So, I guess I kind of get it.

- You're doing great, though.
- I would say.

No. No. Well, you can cry.

No here... take the compliment.
Take the compliment.

It's this thing about guys, like,
we just can't take compliments.

You're really good at your job, man.

Thank you. If I just lean back,
the tears won't...

No, I don't want the tears to spill.
I don't want the tears to spill.

There we go.

You've actually got quite a nice
smile. It's better.

Gives me something to talk to.
It's a bit weird without the... head.

Minogue. Come in. I think
we're looking for Satan.

Do we have a description
of the suspect?

We've met him before. Large horns
and a scarlet complexion,

legs are hooved in nature.

Yeah. I've met him. Yeah, yeah.
Mr Goatie.

How are you going?

Yeah. going pretty well.
Just assisting Kelly,

who I've ascertained has lost her,
her head. She's lost her head.

Okay...

So that lovely suspect gave us
a tipoff to another drug operation

in another abandoned yard. So...

Are you all right, mate? You sound
disappointed. Look at yourself.

You're in the middle of
an international drug ring.

I know. But it's not really my thing.

You've got to get out of that
headspace, all right?

Because you're more than
just a great cop.

- You think I'm a great cop?
- Yeah.

- You're a great partner too.
- Really?

Look at me... the best I've ever
had... let's go get these guys.

He probably shouldn't say that,
because in the movies when they say,

"You're a great partner,"
they usually end up...

Oh God. There's lots of shooting.

No!

So we're here at the club.

I'll just see if we can obtain
a visual on... Satan.

- Oh, no. It's full.
- Don't I know you from somewhere?

Yeah. I was the regional manager
at the Tawa Mall.

The thirty-eighth best
in the country, 1987.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm actually here
looking for Satan.

- Sorry, who's that?
- Satan. Have you seen Satan?

- No. I don't know a Satan.
- His name is on there.

I know a Stan... from Marton.
That might be an old poster.

Wouldn't want you guys to come down
and burn in hell or anything.

Did you just say, "burn in hell"?

In - inel - ineligible. You're in hell,

you're ineligible to come down
because you're not...

you're not members of the club.

I can sign you up right now.
It's very easy.

We've just got... there's
this document here.

If you don't mind just signing...
just down the bottom there.

There we go. I've got a pen
and everything.

"Above is binding". How...
Do you know what? I'm the police.

I'm just gonna go in and have
a look around, okay? Thank you.

I'm not supposed to...

Just wondering if you had
a courier delivery today.

Yeah. We had a courier drop-off today.

But it was the wrong package.

- Was this the courier driver?
- Maybe.

Can you take the box off her head?

Does that help? Probably not.

Yeah. They had a head when
I saw them last.

Thanks very much.

That's actually really helpful,
because it means when you were here,

you still had your head.

Now all we have to do is retrace your
route, and we'll find your head.

So we're just here at the dubstep
club. The music is very loud.

It doesn't need to be quite this
level of volume, in my opinion.

Just looking for Satan.

That's Satan.

Good evening, Satan. We've met
before at the Tawa Mall.

- Why did you let her in?
- Sorry. Cup of virgin blood?

I'm not even gonna ask where you
got that from.

- Quiet, Ian!
- Very good.

Sorry, please don't punish me,
unless you want to.

Okay. I'll just turn down the beat.
It's pretty full on.

- We've got the same playlist in hell.
- Why am I not surprised?

There we go. That's better.
And I'll just turn the lights...

It all comes from here.
It's quite a Bluetooth...

It's one of those smart tablets.

But... Oh, that's better.
There it is. That's cool.

- There you go.
- Right?

Now, hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
I'll just put some smoke out.

- We don't need smoke.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It just... it takes a second just for
the element to warm up.

But yeah. Worth it.

- There's meant to be more.
- Okay. Let's get onto the point.

I've ascertained that you've been
stealing souls tonight.

Okay, that's offensive.
Can you hold that please?

You are profiling me right now,
and it is very unfair.

- In what way?
- I'm out there.

I'm doing deals.
I'm a deal-maker. I'm claiming souls.

How does that make you feel?
I'm out there just... yeah.

- That, or what you just said?
- Both. Not that comfortable.

And end of the day, I'm gonna have
to ask you to return those souls.

Look, they got what they desired.
Ian here, wanted to be famous.

- You didn't make me famous.
- Yes, I did.

Look, you're on TV now. You're the...
camera there, camera there.

You're welcome. It's not my fault

people don't read the terms
and conditions.

They just click 'accept'.
I'm innocent here.

Look, do you know what? There's
one thing I know about the devil.

And that is that you enjoy
a battle of skills.

So a contest of wits, you say?

- No. I said a battle of skills.
- You're good.

Well, well.

Let's dance!

Where's he gone?

Hi.

If you really want those
souls returned,

why don't you put your money where
your mouth is, Officer O'Leary?

So if I win, I get back all of the
souls that you claimed tonight.

I must warn you though...

I'm very good at poker.

I've been told I've got
a killer poker face.

Everyone always picks poker.

- I'm also very good at Guess Who?
- The mystery face game?

Okay.

Guess who?

Actually this is a rip-off of that
game. It's... Who the Hell?

Sometimes a map is just a regular
map. Just a collection of pins.

No hidden messages. And go!

Yeah. Oh well. Really thought
something was gonna happen.

Something is happening. Look! Look!
Look! Look! Yes! Yes, I knew it.

And I get to crack this case all
by myself! Just like the old days!

Officer Strawberry!

- I will avenge your death.
- It's Sainsbury!

- Sainsbury?
- It's Sainsbury!

I'm so sorry. I keep getting that wrong.

- It's okay. Look at me.
- Yeah.

I don't want you to avenge me.

I just want you to focus on being
the best cop you can be.

Okay.

- Fine. You can avenge me.
- I can?

- Yeah.
- Okay, great. Okay.

Code Beige. Calling Code Beige.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Move it!

- Are you ready to play?
- We are playing.

We've already
started... It's my go. Sorry.

- Yes. You're starting.
- Okay. Okay.

Right... are you a man or a woman?

- I find that offensive.
- No. On the board.

Well, I still refuse to answer that.

- You refuse the Lord of Lies!
- Yes.

You see that was better, because
that was a yes or no question.

Okay.

- Do you have glasses?
- No.

You knocked two down there.

Ian, can you help?

- Claws are just a...
- Shall I just... move this?

Sounds like... belly, tummy.

I don't know how you understand
any of this.

Door!

Why didn't I think of 'door'?

- That annoying?
- No.

It is.

- O'Leary... what are you doing here?
- I'm just playing..."Who the Hell?"

Fair enough.

We're kind of doing a thing
right now.

Mr Satan, I'm actually
assisting Kelly here.

She's trying to find her head,
and we've tracked it down,

as the last known premises is here.

I think we've got that. Just...
lost property is just over... here.

About time you turned up, you idiot!

She sold me her soul, and in exchange
she wanted to lose five ugly kgs.

Rude!

- That is really rude!
- I am the Devil!

I'm ready to guess.

- Okay.
- You're Herman.

- Are you sure? You don't want to...
- Herman.

- Think about it. Because...
- Herman.

It's Attila the Hun. I'm sorry.
You lose. Wrong guess.

Attila the Hun is not even one
of the card. You cheated.

Well, of course I cheated! I'm Satan.

I know that the Devil is bound
by the rules of the game.

I really hoped you didn't know
that fact.

I'm in the police.

So rules are kind of my thing.

All right, O'Leary. You win.

But one day, the Abode
of the Damned will have its due!

It would appear that the suspect
has actually escaped

in a puff of disgusting,
sulphury-smelling smoke.

Sorry. Not that's... I'm still here.

Sorry, that was really... I'm really
embarrassed about that. But...

Look, I'm gonna go.

But just remember, one of you two
is going to hell.

- Give us a clue?
- No.

- Please?
- I can't tell you!

Satan! I'm ready to face you!
I am ready to wage war on you.

Face me, for I am ready,
and I fear you not!

- Too late, Sarge.
- What?

Too late.

All right... Stand down.

That's a bit better.
If I let go... stick it... damn it.

So, after a huge action-packed
gun battle

that the cameras didn't actually
pick up

because their batteries needed
to be recharged...

it turns out that the drug ring
goes right to the top.

And so the parliamentary official
who was in charge of it all,

actually turns out to be the
identical twin of Officer Stainsbury.

That's him there.

His face has probably been pixilated
to protect his identity.

But, his face is exactly like this
guy's face down here.

- You're alive!
- Yeah. Of course, I'm...

It thought you were dead. I was just
about to tell them that you'd died.

No. Of course I'm still alive.

I'm not ready to lose
my best partner ever.

But how are you? Are you all right?

Yeah. I think something
must have caught the bullet.

That's Mum's toffee twist!

There's a twist that nobody
saw coming.

I almost died and you're cracking
jokes?

Yeah. I'm gonna asked
to be reassigned,

or I'm gonna die from laughter.

Yeah. He's such a...

Officer Sainsbury!

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