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小姐，小姐
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小姐...小姐
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小姐，快点，飞机快起飞啦
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李居士，我们这间
房子的风水怎么样？
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没问题
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不可能，最近我一打牌就输钱
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一定有点不对劲
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这样啊，那我替你看看房间吧
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好啊
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请
这边请
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别提输钱的事
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小姐，快点
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小姐，快点，去机场的路上会塞车的
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菩提本无树，明镜亦非台
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本来无一物，何处惹尘埃
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不对，我们家里的灰尘挺多的
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这...
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阿珍，你搞什么鬼？
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什么？
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你怎么这样啊？
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怎么啦？
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爸爸妈妈早安，居士早安
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早安
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小师父早安
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阿珍，你实在太不检点了
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我哪儿不检点啦？
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快穿回衣服，别见怪
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快，快回房去穿衣服去
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去呀，进去
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对不起，对不起
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李居士，实在太失礼了
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没什么，人一出世本来
就是赤身裸体的嘛
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你女儿有慧根
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能领悟这么高深的禅机
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我能不能约她出来谈谈佛
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师父，你又想练习
那个阴阳交合大法呀
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爸爸
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乖女儿，爸爸要你参加英国夏令营
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无非是希望你把英文学好一点
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将来移民，分数也可以高一点
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这些钱你拿去用
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谢谢爸爸
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记住，千万别让你妈知道
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不然，她说我把你宠坏，知道吗？
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拜拜
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我现在要看风水，没空陪你
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我已经叫了司机送你到机场去
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好，拜拜
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你也别只顾念书，要尽情地玩
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拜拜
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拜拜，玩个痛快
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阿珍，阿珍呀
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妈
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这次你跟Amy到美国去
一路上要互相照顾啊
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我不会乱来的，放心吧
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这些钱你拿着，用不着省吃俭用的
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你爸爸不知道的
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谢谢妈妈
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妈妈不送你到机场去了
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一会儿看完了风水
妈妈在家里打牌
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一定赢的
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希望你多赢一点
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拜拜
拜拜
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老张，送小姐到机场去
一会回来买两只烧鹅
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知道了，太太
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拜拜
拜拜
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准赢呀
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李丽珍《蜜桃成熟时》
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喂，John，你真的不能到机场送我？
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去不了，公司事情多，很忙呀
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今天是星期六，早走点不行吗？
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真的不行呀，希望你一路顺风
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到了英国给我打个电话
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好吧，拜拜
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英国好冷的，先把它穿上
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Amy
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想泪洒机场呀
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到那边别吃太多老外的东西，没好处的
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我知道
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那吃什么？
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我给你看一样东西
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Amy，我现在每天都把护照带在身上
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只要我存够了，我马上买机票
到英国去找你，好吗？
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好呀
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我很舍不得你
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我也舍不得你
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我会很想你的
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小姐，名字改好了，可以登机了
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谢谢
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给你
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干什么？
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机票已经改了你的名字
你可以跟Amy一块去英国
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真的？
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太好了
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我们可以一块去旅行了，太好了
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那你呢？
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你不用管我
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总之你到了英国以后
定期把这些明信片寄给我爸妈
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别忘了
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没问题
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那你是不是就可以跟John...
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小滑头呀
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彼此彼此
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我们可以到这儿玩
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这是尼斯湖
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会遇上水怪吗？
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还可以去滑雪呢
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该上飞机了
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是呀，我的车停在停车场
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你拿去用吧
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好啊
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太好了
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我先走啦，拜拜
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拜拜，谢了
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拜拜
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帮你拿行李送你进去吧
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不用了，我自己进去行了
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那怎么行呀
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你说你赶着要开会嘛
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我告诉你，你给我乖乖的
不准泡妞玩女人哦
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放心吧
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不过我也不准你勾引老外的
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神经病，我只惦记着你一个人
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我的小乖乖
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明知人家很爱你的嘛
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时间差不多了，快进去吧
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拜拜
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拜拜
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自由了
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Hello，上哪儿去呀？
我刚送老板上飞机
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顺路的话我带你
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刚从外地回来呀
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你懂说英文吗？
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你好吗？
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我刚从法国回来
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这样呀，我带你四处玩玩
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不用了
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那我带你去买东西，好不好？
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不喜欢，那到海洋公园去看海狗？
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要不到沙滩看海星？
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不太好吧
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不如到我家去喝杯东西？
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我的鸡尾酒做得一流
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今天阳光普照
最好到我家去看录影带
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你早就该这样说了
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上钩了
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坐好了没有
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关好了门没有
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准备开车啦
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扣好安全带
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OK
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嗨
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喝点东西吧
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谢谢，什么东西？
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我也不知道，我乱和一通的
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不会是春药吧？
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不会
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你在法国是干Model的吗？
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你为什么猜我是Model呢？
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因为只有Model才有魔鬼的身材
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对不起
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你喜欢不喜欢拍电影呀？
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我认识很多电影界的人
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我可以替你介绍
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太好了
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其实我是一个导演
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是吗？
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待会我带你去试镜，好不好？
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好啊
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你有没有听到我的心跳得好快
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心跳？听不到啊
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那你用手感觉一下
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用手
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糟了，我忘了我有病
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我的手没有感觉
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我现在只剩下脸部跟脚底板有感觉呀
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你说用哪一种感觉好呢？
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用脸呀
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用脸，好
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你结婚了没有？
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结了，不过我老婆并不了解我
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她管你管得很严，是吧？
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我的朋友都说我是情场浪子
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你说她管得严不严呢？
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那你是没人管了
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我老婆叫布感琯
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所以说我可以说是为所欲为
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你还有没有问题？
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没有的话，我就用我的脸
来轻抚你的胸口啦
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你知不知道你老婆没有上飞机？
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哪个老婆呀？
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你老婆呀
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我老婆，你怎么知道是我老婆
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穿黄色衣服，还追着我们的车子
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黄色衣服，追着我们的车子
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她一定是回来了
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你不是情场浪子吗？
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浪子已经回头了
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你不是为所欲为的吗？
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忘了告诉你，为所欲为的
是我老婆，不是我
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你快穿上衣服走吧，快走吧
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我老婆煮东西有一手
你听过烹夫案没有？
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她会把我们煮了吃掉呀
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老公，老公
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刚才跟你一起上车的女人是谁呀？
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是一个瞎子
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她以为我开的是计程车
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我觉得她很可怜，顺便送她一程
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拜拜，布感琯
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你骗我，你这死鬼
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饶命呀
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看我今天怎么收拾你，我揍死你
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计程车
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你这个臭娘们
大白天的露出两个咪咪
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干脆把裤子也脱了吧
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John
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你不是去英国了吗？
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没话说了吧，你们待着吧
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我决定一个人上凤凰山
我想孤独地过一夜
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这样做，是不是很傻呢？
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其实我只是想用
自己的方式去体验生活
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那并不一定要去英国呀
223
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我连自己的机票
都送给Amy的男朋友
224
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我喜欢香港
225
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,860
我也喜欢孤独
226
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本来我今天很开心的
227
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:52,011
因为我捉弄了一个好色鬼
228
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最可恨就是John
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他泡了别的女孩子
又不告诉我，我恨他
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我最恨人骗我
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不过不要紧，过了今天
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明天日出就会告诉我
新的一天又开始了
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正点
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00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,688
嗨，想上哪去呀？
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是一个日本妞
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上来吧
237
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,222
可惜我不懂日文
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是呀
不然就能揩油了
239
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,761
别说了，开车吧
240
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,087
日本妞的皮肤可真是滑溜溜的呀
241
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,187
那两个球也不小呀
242
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:57,363
你会不会说国语？
243
00:17:57,388 --> 00:18:00,793
会不会说英文？
244
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,410
她只会说日本话，连英文都听不懂
245
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,460
是吗？
246
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,511
想不想试试，我很棒的
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00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,561
很棒
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00:18:09,561 --> 00:18:10,586
她也觉得我很棒
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00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:13,662
操，那你还不去干
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00:18:13,662 --> 00:18:15,712
怎么样，他叫我干你
251
00:18:15,713 --> 00:18:17,763
干你
252
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,788
人家说要干你呀
253
00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:21,863
那没办法了，我只好坐着让她干啦
254
00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,612
是呀，那还等干什么呢，去呀
255
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:56,761
你不是说干我吗？
256
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,974
你想跑
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00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:09,064
往哪儿跑
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00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:15,215
正点呀
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00:19:20,353 --> 00:19:23,428
OK，我投降
260
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:27,528
你们想干什么？
261
00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,579
假扮日本妞
262
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:33,669
还挺像的
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00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,756
我的小兄弟完了完了
264
00:19:45,781 --> 00:19:49,870
臭娘们，别让我再看见你
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00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,594
老公，这里的风景还真不错
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00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,145
老公，你怎么啦？
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00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:18,234
没
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00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:24,941
老公，你是不是不舒服了？
269
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,985
你有心脏病不准看
270
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:31,869
你这个臭婊子，你这么下贱无耻
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00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:34,066
死妖精，不要脸
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00:20:34,327 --> 00:20:36,377
当众换衣服，简直就是个下贱货
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00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:38,219
你也可以呀
274
00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:40,115
不过，你吓死人
275
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,951
怪不得他有心脏病
276
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:45,482
身材好为什么不给人看，对不对？
277
00:20:45,507 --> 00:20:46,829
漂亮吗？
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00:20:47,771 --> 00:20:49,748
再看一次
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00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:52,524
不准看
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00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,913
臭婊子，快给我滚呀你
281
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:56,855
要不然我让警察来抓你
282
00:20:58,663 --> 00:21:00,015
死妖精
283
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,090
老公，老公
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00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,140
死相，你看她不如看我好了
285
00:21:04,141 --> 00:21:08,230
我不比她差呀
286
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:22,385
就停在警察局门口，有你好看的
287
00:21:32,553 --> 00:21:34,154
她那一脚可真要命
288
00:21:34,179 --> 00:21:36,229
踢得我肾呀膀胱都痛呀
289
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,311
我还听到我的子孙在喊救命哪
290
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:43,098
有辆车来了
291
00:21:43,098 --> 00:21:47,187
停车
停
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00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,812
我们这么英俊也不停呀
293
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:51,951
就是嘛
294
00:21:55,976 --> 00:21:58,026
高一点，再高一点，好
295
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,384
那是我们的车呀
296
00:21:59,409 --> 00:22:00,434
是呀
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00:22:00,459 --> 00:22:01,331
过去看看
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00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,686
警官
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00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:05,049
警官，这是我的车，别拖走呀
300
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:09,174
是呀，别拖我们的车
我们已经够惨啦
301
00:22:09,199 --> 00:22:13,288
你们两个是很惨
这些罚单，慢慢交吧
302
00:22:15,513 --> 00:22:16,538
臭娘们
303
00:22:16,563 --> 00:22:20,652
贱货
304
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:29,916
这个旅程的第二天
就这么的过去了
305
00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:34,061
可是到目前为止
好像还没有发生什么高兴的
306
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:37,161
今天还差点让两个色狼强奸了呢
307
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:39,785
幸亏我教训了他们一顿
308
00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:41,487
还有一个三八
309
00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:45,587
她老公可真惨
让我整得差点没了命
310
00:22:45,588 --> 00:22:48,003
她呀还说了好多难听的话
311
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:50,891
现在又不是十八世纪三十年代
312
00:22:51,399 --> 00:22:53,789
难道非得上演铁公鸡不可？
313
00:22:54,476 --> 00:22:58,576
他们为什么不能
高高兴兴地相处呢？
314
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:02,666
我希望能遇见高兴的事情
315
00:23:03,153 --> 00:23:07,242
这么快就有好戏看了
316
00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:39,266
嗨
317
00:24:41,283 --> 00:24:45,372
你看
318
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:54,655
我肚子饿了，请我吃巧克力好吗？
319
00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:55,680
请随便
320
00:24:55,681 --> 00:24:57,731
对了，你怎么在这儿？
321
00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:58,756
我住在隔壁
322
00:24:58,756 --> 00:25:00,806
你怎么进来的，你会飞呀
323
00:25:00,807 --> 00:25:01,832
我是从外星来的嘛
324
00:25:01,832 --> 00:25:05,277
外星？外星人喜欢偷看人家做爱吗？
325
00:25:05,492 --> 00:25:06,958
我不是有意的
326
00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:10,619
你们做得太投入了
声音把我吸引过来的
327
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,694
不投入有什么意思
328
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,769
当然啦
329
00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:17,209
偷看人家做爱真的很有快感吗？
330
00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:20,285
我起初以为有，可是看了也没什么
331
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:21,653
挺过瘾的
332
00:25:21,848 --> 00:25:24,923
我想，做比看好玩
333
00:25:24,937 --> 00:25:25,962
你是不是想做？
334
00:25:25,962 --> 00:25:28,012
我可以教你几招
335
00:25:28,012 --> 00:25:30,062
刚认识就做，很难投入的
336
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:32,622
说真的，不投入千万别做
337
00:25:32,647 --> 00:25:33,672
说得对
338
00:25:34,163 --> 00:25:36,460
我们两个最投入了
339
00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:08,094
我觉得你们好开心哦
340
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,637
你们认识很久啦
341
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:12,624
已经三天了
342
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,276
你一向这么对待你认识的女孩子吗？
343
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,485
我对每一个人都是真心的
344
00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:24,206
我享受爱情带给我的快乐
345
00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:28,636
但是我不能忍受感觉的爱情
346
00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:32,726
所以，当我发觉爱的感觉
已经消失的时候
347
00:26:32,903 --> 00:26:34,953
我就会追寻另一段爱情
348
00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,140
你要追寻到什么时候？
349
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,289
我也不知道，也许这辈子也找不到
350
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:56,741
你睡醒啦
351
00:27:19,307 --> 00:27:22,617
介意我们两个再一次投入吗？
352
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,429
不介意，请便
353
00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:27,433
那我们尽情投入了
354
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,849
大情人，你们要走了
355
00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:12,924
是呀，我们想到那边去玩
356
00:28:13,252 --> 00:28:14,334
要不要跟我们一块去？
357
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,268
不要了，我在这走走
358
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:17,969
那我们先走啦
359
00:28:17,994 --> 00:28:20,044
拜拜
拜拜
360
00:28:20,545 --> 00:28:22,454
你真坏，你打我
361
00:28:22,479 --> 00:28:26,568
别跑，还跑
362
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:30,394
小姐，这些东西是我的
363
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:31,419
帽子很可爱
364
00:29:31,419 --> 00:29:34,494
我戴戴，别那么小气嘛
365
00:29:34,495 --> 00:29:35,934
你来度假
366
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:37,570
我想是吧，你呢？
367
00:29:37,571 --> 00:29:39,344
我来写剧本
368
00:29:39,369 --> 00:29:42,250
写剧本，电影剧本？
369
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,327
还说写剧本
370
00:29:46,797 --> 00:29:49,872
我看你是画画的嘛
371
00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:52,948
是谁规定，编剧不能画画？
372
00:29:52,949 --> 00:29:54,999
我在写一个关于女人的故事
373
00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:57,049
没什么灵感，随便画画啰
374
00:29:57,049 --> 00:30:00,124
画得挺漂亮的
375
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:01,150
会不会画人？
376
00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:03,200
会
会不会画我？
377
00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:06,276
你呀，我只会画大美人
378
00:30:06,276 --> 00:30:10,365
好啊，我试试
379
00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:26,779
你看
380
00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,855
好像呀，送给我吧
381
00:30:29,856 --> 00:30:30,881
喜欢吗？
382
00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:31,906
你走啦
383
00:30:31,906 --> 00:30:33,788
我该走啦
384
00:30:34,182 --> 00:30:38,271
拜拜
拜拜
385
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,452
你干什么跟着我？
386
00:30:51,477 --> 00:30:52,502
跟你回家啦
387
00:30:52,527 --> 00:30:53,552
跟我回家干什么？
388
00:30:53,577 --> 00:30:54,612
你说你在想剧本
389
00:30:54,637 --> 00:30:56,120
我可以帮你想呀
390
00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:58,148
你说你要写女人的戏
391
00:30:58,173 --> 00:30:59,297
我可以教你呀
392
00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:03,367
走啦，快点吧
我不会强奸你的
393
00:31:03,623 --> 00:31:04,350
来
394
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:07,450
这就是我写稿的专门房了
395
00:31:16,602 --> 00:31:19,791
你写稿像打仗似的
396
00:31:22,284 --> 00:31:24,003
男子汉大丈夫看姐妹？
397
00:31:24,028 --> 00:31:26,409
不然怎么知道女人在想什么？
398
00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:28,460
那你知不知道我在想什么？
399
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,510
你在想，我在想什么
400
00:31:30,511 --> 00:31:32,112
我在想今天晚上吃什么
401
00:31:32,143 --> 00:31:33,562
总之不会亏待你的
402
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:34,612
来，你随便坐坐
403
00:31:34,612 --> 00:31:37,355
我上去洗个澡
404
00:32:24,847 --> 00:32:27,532
搞什么鬼？大热天吃火锅
405
00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:28,834
蒸桑拿啊？
406
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:30,783
简单嘛，不必费神
407
00:32:30,815 --> 00:32:33,890
来，吃个冬菇
408
00:32:33,915 --> 00:32:35,074
还有没有辣椒？
409
00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:36,498
厨房有啊
410
00:32:36,679 --> 00:32:37,905
你喜欢吃辣椒呀？
411
00:32:38,174 --> 00:32:41,249
何止喜欢，简直是酷爱
412
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,300
吃火锅不吃辣椒干脆别吃，是不是？
413
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,350
当然
414
00:32:45,351 --> 00:32:48,103
我去切一点
415
00:32:51,735 --> 00:32:54,058
来点吧
416
00:32:55,159 --> 00:32:56,184
够了吗？
417
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:59,118
剩下你吃吧
418
00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:04,907
太好了
419
00:33:07,881 --> 00:33:09,931
这个辣椒不够辣
420
00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:13,031
加点辣椒油
421
00:33:13,031 --> 00:33:14,056
你要不要？
422
00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:17,131
不要了，我喜欢原味
423
00:33:17,132 --> 00:33:18,948
还不快吃？
424
00:33:18,973 --> 00:33:21,292
吃
425
00:33:25,595 --> 00:33:27,861
是不是？不够辣吧？
426
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:31,249
是呀，是呀
427
00:33:32,815 --> 00:33:34,663
还是不够辣
428
00:33:34,688 --> 00:33:36,317
这样整锅都辣了
429
00:33:36,446 --> 00:33:39,290
你能吃辣的嘛
430
00:33:39,315 --> 00:33:43,404
来，吃吧
431
00:34:03,952 --> 00:34:06,002
再来一块
432
00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:07,784
谢谢
433
00:34:15,569 --> 00:34:18,157
还不算太辣
434
00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:21,544
你笑什么？
435
00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:25,658
满头都是汗，我去洗个澡
436
00:34:47,512 --> 00:34:51,612
你的内裤好可爱
437
00:34:51,613 --> 00:34:53,663
别动我的内裤
438
00:34:53,663 --> 00:34:54,688
刚洗的
439
00:34:54,689 --> 00:34:56,739
能不能给我干净的衣服？
440
00:34:56,739 --> 00:35:00,828
等会儿
441
00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,933
衣服拿来啦
442
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,913
内裤有什么好笑的？
443
00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:29,534
怎么啦？你不看电视看我干什么？
444
00:35:30,571 --> 00:35:32,621
我们玩个游戏
445
00:35:32,621 --> 00:35:33,646
玩什么？
446
00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:35,696
玩...真心话还是大冒险
447
00:35:35,697 --> 00:35:38,118
怎么玩？
448
00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:42,856
真心话呢，就是要说真话
449
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,382
不说实话，嘴巴会生疮
450
00:35:45,851 --> 00:35:48,999
大冒险呢，就是我叫你
做什么你都要去做
451
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:51,763
不过我不会叫你做变态的事
452
00:35:52,267 --> 00:35:53,292
我问啦
453
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,342
好吧
454
00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:55,813
真心话还是大冒险？
455
00:35:55,838 --> 00:35:57,219
真心话
456
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,185
你几岁开始做那个？
457
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:01,235
那个？
458
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,310
那个啦
459
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,967
十六岁
460
00:36:04,968 --> 00:36:05,993
到你了
461
00:36:05,993 --> 00:36:08,043
真心话还是大冒险？
462
00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:09,068
真心话
463
00:36:09,068 --> 00:36:13,157
你喜不喜欢你的伴侣用嘴？
464
00:36:15,596 --> 00:36:17,269
喜欢
465
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,336
轮到你了
466
00:36:19,361 --> 00:36:20,080
好
467
00:36:20,105 --> 00:36:21,130
真心话还是大冒险？
468
00:36:21,155 --> 00:36:22,479
大冒险
469
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:28,159
你用瓶子示范一下
470
00:36:51,895 --> 00:36:53,945
满意了吗？
471
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,205
轮到我了，真心话还是大冒险？
472
00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:58,255
真心话
473
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,369
你第一次见到我的时候
想不想跟我上床？
474
00:37:05,648 --> 00:37:07,698
你一定要说真话
475
00:37:07,723 --> 00:37:09,260
想
476
00:37:11,070 --> 00:37:15,159
那你还等什么？
477
00:41:06,162 --> 00:41:09,237
好了
478
00:41:09,262 --> 00:41:13,351
你看，还不错吧？
479
00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:18,666
行不行呀？
480
00:41:23,177 --> 00:41:25,068
OK
481
00:41:25,863 --> 00:41:26,888
不给你看
482
00:41:26,913 --> 00:41:28,769
看看，我看看你把我
画成什么样子，是不是画很丑？
483
00:41:28,794 --> 00:41:29,819
拿来呀
484
00:41:29,844 --> 00:41:33,927
很像你
485
00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:35,872
这是我吗？
486
00:41:37,087 --> 00:41:38,112
偷袭我？
487
00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:39,137
你死定了
488
00:41:39,137 --> 00:41:40,162
还跑？
489
00:41:40,162 --> 00:41:44,251
别跑
490
00:41:45,288 --> 00:41:48,363
是什么呀？这么大一枝？
491
00:41:50,723 --> 00:41:52,773
你不许过来呀
492
00:41:52,773 --> 00:41:54,823
不许过来呀
493
00:41:54,824 --> 00:41:55,849
射死你
494
00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:56,874
还跑？
495
00:41:56,874 --> 00:42:00,963
完了完了，还厉害呀
496
00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:09,138
写的怎么样？
497
00:42:09,658 --> 00:42:11,304
很累吧？
498
00:42:11,752 --> 00:42:15,841
想不出来
499
00:42:55,623 --> 00:42:57,654
好远哦
500
00:42:57,679 --> 00:43:00,117
有车
501
00:43:00,274 --> 00:43:03,135
看我的
502
00:43:06,988 --> 00:43:08,013
不管用，走了
503
00:43:08,065 --> 00:43:09,591
你的魅力不够
504
00:43:09,616 --> 00:43:13,716
又有车子来，看我啦，让我来
505
00:43:15,102 --> 00:43:16,789
给点面子
506
00:43:16,814 --> 00:43:19,889
停车，停车
507
00:43:19,914 --> 00:43:21,768
停车了！送我们一程
508
00:43:23,417 --> 00:43:26,332
帅哥，想搭顺风车呀？
509
00:43:26,357 --> 00:43:30,282
快走，不然我的屁眼不保
510
00:43:31,462 --> 00:43:33,036
这一条好不好？
511
00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:35,286
好鱼
512
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:49,365
我去买一副太阳眼镜
513
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:50,390
你先挑水果
514
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:54,479
好，等会我来找你
515
00:44:00,225 --> 00:44:02,529
请随便挑
516
00:44:02,832 --> 00:44:04,882
小姐，你的眼睛很漂亮
517
00:44:04,907 --> 00:44:06,957
戴这么大的太阳眼睛全遮住了
518
00:44:07,193 --> 00:44:08,218
是吗？
519
00:44:08,243 --> 00:44:09,609
我帮你选一副吧
520
00:44:09,634 --> 00:44:11,684
怎么样？
521
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,811
很合适，很衬你的皮肤和脸型
522
00:44:14,995 --> 00:44:17,045
你看看，是不是
523
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,095
多少钱？
524
00:44:19,096 --> 00:44:20,121
难得你喜欢，送给你吧
525
00:44:20,121 --> 00:44:21,146
那怎么行呢？
526
00:44:21,146 --> 00:44:24,103
我们有缘嘛
527
00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:28,322
试试看，这条裙子很漂亮的
528
00:44:28,323 --> 00:44:30,162
送给你
529
00:44:30,187 --> 00:44:31,951
这样你会倒闭的
530
00:44:31,976 --> 00:44:33,809
到我店来的都是我的朋友
531
00:44:33,834 --> 00:44:35,462
当见面礼好了
532
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:37,040
来，试试看
533
00:44:37,104 --> 00:44:38,129
好漂亮
534
00:44:38,154 --> 00:44:42,254
你看看，很衬你的眼镜
和你的身材啊
535
00:44:42,361 --> 00:44:44,095
水果买了吗？
536
00:44:44,225 --> 00:44:45,512
这个人真无聊
537
00:44:45,537 --> 00:44:48,287
不是，他送我一条裙子
还有这个眼镜
538
00:44:48,312 --> 00:44:49,337
小姐
539
00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:52,057
我今天晚上在卡拉OK等你
540
00:44:52,215 --> 00:44:53,240
好呀，到时再说
541
00:44:53,265 --> 00:44:54,743
你一定要来，我很想唱歌给你听听
542
00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:56,019
拜拜
543
00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,541
渴死了
544
00:45:08,563 --> 00:45:10,356
你今天晚上真的想去卡拉OK呀？
545
00:45:10,356 --> 00:45:12,605
也许吧
546
00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,493
你真的要去？
547
00:45:15,647 --> 00:45:18,087
看心情再说
548
00:45:19,374 --> 00:45:22,077
你会不会第一晚认识一个男孩...
549
00:45:22,102 --> 00:45:23,127
当天就跟他做...
550
00:45:23,152 --> 00:45:24,453
做什么？
551
00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:28,443
做...那个
552
00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,543
要是我喜欢那个人，他能使我快乐
553
00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:35,234
我想我会的
554
00:45:35,259 --> 00:45:37,011
想做就去做
555
00:45:37,011 --> 00:45:41,100
而且会尽情的做
556
00:45:41,798 --> 00:45:44,473
你整天录音，录些什么？
557
00:45:44,498 --> 00:45:46,292
我把它当成日记嘛
558
00:45:46,317 --> 00:45:48,870
有没有我的份？
559
00:45:49,479 --> 00:45:53,568
你的我还没录呢
560
00:46:01,938 --> 00:46:03,538
那个男人是谁？
561
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:04,840
说你也不认识
562
00:46:05,169 --> 00:46:06,645
你把跟男人上床的事录下来
563
00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,077
是不是怕忘了？
564
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:09,244
你说什么呀？
565
00:46:09,427 --> 00:46:12,086
你这个人真是，你到底想怎么样？
566
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,345
我懒得理你
567
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:16,689
你真的穿这件衣服
去听那小子唱歌？
568
00:46:16,714 --> 00:46:19,789
既然好看干嘛不穿呢？
569
00:46:19,814 --> 00:46:21,509
你是不是非要去？
570
00:46:21,534 --> 00:46:23,961
我本来不去的
571
00:46:33,277 --> 00:46:35,327
每一次都是你喝
572
00:46:35,352 --> 00:46:38,427
我没酒喝真不过瘾
573
00:46:39,549 --> 00:46:42,773
来，输的人先猜
574
00:46:42,798 --> 00:46:44,153
四个四
575
00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:46,963
四个四？刚刚学会就撒谎
576
00:46:46,988 --> 00:46:49,038
我六个四
577
00:46:49,063 --> 00:46:50,532
开
578
00:46:51,173 --> 00:46:53,936
我一个四，除非你是豹子
579
00:46:53,961 --> 00:46:57,036
你运气不好
我真是豹子
580
00:46:58,002 --> 00:47:00,053
来，喝
581
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:03,153
阿珍
太无聊了，我们走吧
582
00:47:03,789 --> 00:47:05,508
不无聊，好兴奋啊
583
00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:06,761
别玩了，走吧
584
00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:09,861
这多没意思，每一次都是你喝
585
00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:11,330
我们去跳舞吧
586
00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:13,380
大卫，一块跳舞吧
587
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:15,927
来，快点来吧
588
00:47:47,619 --> 00:47:51,708
扮日本妞的臭娘们呀
589
00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:55,796
我去揍她一顿让她瞧瞧我的厉害
590
00:47:55,821 --> 00:47:58,344
别冲动，这里人这么多
591
00:47:58,369 --> 00:48:00,922
她把我的老二踢得
整个星期不能用呀
592
00:48:00,947 --> 00:48:02,997
老兄，我们想干人家
593
00:48:02,997 --> 00:48:06,166
让人家踢踢老二也是应该的嘛
594
00:48:06,499 --> 00:48:08,098
来，先坐下来，看情况再说
595
00:48:08,123 --> 00:48:10,358
妈的
596
00:48:19,219 --> 00:48:21,269
我好渴啊
我先去喝点东西
597
00:48:21,294 --> 00:48:24,271
好，快点回来吧
598
00:48:25,344 --> 00:48:27,394
别喝了，我们走吧
599
00:48:27,419 --> 00:48:28,602
我们回家吧
600
00:48:28,627 --> 00:48:29,652
不要
601
00:48:29,653 --> 00:48:31,703
走啦，这里的人看了就不顺眼
602
00:48:31,703 --> 00:48:32,728
你陪我跳舞嘛，我要你陪我跳舞
603
00:48:32,728 --> 00:48:33,753
我想跳舞
604
00:48:33,753 --> 00:48:37,190
小妞，快来，这里好刺激啊
605
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:38,240
来啦
606
00:48:38,879 --> 00:48:40,929
怎么样？去跳舞吧？
607
00:48:40,930 --> 00:48:42,458
不跳啦，回家吧
608
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:43,891
你老说要回家
609
00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:46,616
你回去好了
610
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,649
是不是很闷啊？
611
00:49:28,089 --> 00:49:31,164
怎么？连你的也被她放鸽子啦？
612
00:49:31,165 --> 00:49:32,190
什么放鸽子？
613
00:49:32,190 --> 00:49:35,265
那个妞啊
我们领教过了
614
00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:37,316
是呀
干一次三千是贵了点
615
00:49:37,316 --> 00:49:39,366
不过这妞很正点
616
00:49:39,366 --> 00:49:41,416
三炮憋足一炮干，也值得呀
617
00:49:41,417 --> 00:49:44,492
老兄，只要三千块
全套奉送
618
00:49:44,492 --> 00:49:47,567
还来些花式，又会计算角度
619
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,618
简直是性爱高手
620
00:49:49,618 --> 00:49:51,668
说得对梅开三度，面不改色
621
00:49:51,669 --> 00:49:55,769
简直是物超所值
622
00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:57,820
你们说什么啊？
623
00:49:58,433 --> 00:50:00,504
神经病
624
00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:01,807
去尿尿
625
00:50:01,921 --> 00:50:04,099
一起去
626
00:50:13,574 --> 00:50:15,033
女朋友不见啦？
627
00:50:15,058 --> 00:50:16,631
不如陪我喝杯酒
628
00:50:16,761 --> 00:50:18,499
我一会就醉了
629
00:50:18,524 --> 00:50:20,306
不能喝就别喝了，阿姨
630
00:50:20,331 --> 00:50:22,415
王八蛋
631
00:50:28,576 --> 00:50:30,626
今天晚上别回家
632
00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:31,652
好坏啊
633
00:50:31,652 --> 00:50:33,702
才不坏呢
634
00:50:33,702 --> 00:50:37,791
我只是请你看影碟嘛，好不好？
635
00:50:38,281 --> 00:50:39,306
我不想看
636
00:50:39,331 --> 00:50:43,431
为什么不看？很正常的
637
00:50:43,456 --> 00:50:45,506
我家的音响很棒的
638
00:50:46,005 --> 00:50:48,093
好不好？来嘛
639
00:50:50,746 --> 00:50:52,796
别这样，别这样
640
00:50:52,821 --> 00:50:54,273
到我家里去吧
641
00:50:54,298 --> 00:50:57,007
不要啦，我要回家了，拜拜
642
00:51:15,736 --> 00:51:16,761
你没跟那小子回家？
643
00:51:16,761 --> 00:51:18,811
你听我说嘛
644
00:51:18,811 --> 00:51:20,861
三千块一次太贵了
645
00:51:20,862 --> 00:51:21,887
我付不起啊
646
00:51:21,887 --> 00:51:22,912
什么三千块一次？
647
00:51:22,912 --> 00:51:24,962
还想装淑女？
648
00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:28,037
话要说明了就没什么意思
649
00:51:28,038 --> 00:51:32,127
那你是要我走啦，是不是？
650
00:52:50,978 --> 00:52:53,452
糟了，送牛奶了
651
00:52:55,919 --> 00:52:57,969
一裤子都是
652
00:52:58,256 --> 00:53:02,356
你先等我一会，很快就起来了
653
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:06,136
那个谁，你先别走呀
654
00:53:06,161 --> 00:53:08,211
有起色啦
655
00:53:08,290 --> 00:53:12,379
真的有起色啦
656
00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:32,087
我整晚都想着你
657
00:53:32,088 --> 00:53:36,177
进来再说
658
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,904
你喝了这么多啤酒？
659
00:53:38,929 --> 00:53:43,018
舍不得我啊？
660
00:53:43,365 --> 00:53:45,415
我不是你想像的那种人
661
00:53:45,415 --> 00:53:49,515
你昨天晚上是不是在那小子家里？
662
00:53:49,516 --> 00:53:50,541
是的
663
00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:51,566
那有没有被他...
664
00:53:51,566 --> 00:53:55,655
有
665
00:53:58,743 --> 00:54:00,793
你不想知道就别问啊
666
00:54:00,793 --> 00:54:03,868
你喜欢我撒谎嘛？
667
00:54:03,869 --> 00:54:06,944
原来我以为可以找一个人代替你
668
00:54:06,945 --> 00:54:08,995
可是我现在才知道
669
00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:13,084
我只喜欢你
670
00:54:14,121 --> 00:54:18,221
你也喜欢我的话
我们就可以开开心心的一起
671
00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,272
但是我连你是谁都不知道
672
00:54:20,272 --> 00:54:23,347
我对你的事情也知道的不多呀
673
00:54:23,348 --> 00:54:27,437
我只知道，我喜欢你
674
00:54:50,003 --> 00:54:51,028
我说的是真的
675
00:54:51,028 --> 00:54:55,128
跟你在一起，我觉得很开心
676
00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:57,179
你为什么喜欢我？
677
00:54:57,180 --> 00:55:01,269
我喜欢你发脾气的时候
像个小孩子
678
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:40,226
你摸你自己就像我摸你一样
679
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:52,529
我平时是这么摸你的吗？
680
00:57:47,664 --> 00:57:50,765
有没有客人给钱要你这样做？
681
00:57:50,996 --> 00:57:52,483
什么客人？
682
00:57:52,508 --> 00:57:54,863
嫖客
683
00:58:19,171 --> 00:58:23,271
我还以为找到了
自己真正喜欢的男人
684
00:58:23,271 --> 00:58:27,371
想不到，这么快就吹了
685
00:58:27,372 --> 00:58:31,472
跟大卫在一起是很开心
686
00:58:31,473 --> 00:58:33,523
平时他像一个大孩子似的
687
00:58:33,523 --> 00:58:37,623
可是一上床，他就变回大男人
688
00:58:37,624 --> 00:58:41,724
我想我真的爱上了他
689
00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,775
我该不该去找他呢？
690
00:58:44,556 --> 00:58:48,645
可是，他居然说我是妓女
691
00:58:49,913 --> 00:58:54,002
OK
就算是妓女，那又怎么样？
692
00:58:54,262 --> 00:58:57,337
男人不要，哪来的妓女？
693
00:58:57,415 --> 00:59:01,504
自己要干，又瞧不起妓女，臭男人
694
00:59:08,566 --> 00:59:13,037
我们这儿是酒店
住房是按天算，不是按小时算的
695
00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:16,191
你们走吧
696
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:21,686
谢谢，给我一间最贵的房
697
00:59:28,888 --> 00:59:31,110
你明白最贵的意思吗？
698
00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:32,614
明白，明白
699
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:34,330
你先上去，228号
700
00:59:34,355 --> 00:59:37,430
一会我上去跟你登记，好吧
701
00:59:37,635 --> 00:59:39,965
你的行李我一会帮你送上去
702
00:59:40,330 --> 00:59:42,548
袋子太烂了，怎么敢麻烦你呢？
703
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,169
先生，请问这个位子有人坐吗？
704
01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:34,939
没有，坐，坐
705
01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:37,098
Snowball，谢谢
706
01:00:37,176 --> 01:00:39,432
好的，小姐
707
01:00:39,432 --> 01:00:42,507
你一个人啊？我叫叶孤城
708
01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,583
你的名字假得像真的一样
709
01:00:45,584 --> 01:00:47,634
我能请你喝杯东西吗？
710
01:00:47,634 --> 01:00:50,170
我叫啦，你给钱就行了
711
01:00:50,195 --> 01:00:52,202
好
712
01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:54,393
你是女人
713
01:00:54,881 --> 01:00:56,145
你从哪里来？
714
01:00:56,170 --> 01:00:57,885
某个地方
715
01:00:57,886 --> 01:01:00,327
那，到底是哪？
716
01:01:00,686 --> 01:01:02,931
干我们这行的哪都一样
717
01:01:03,363 --> 01:01:05,942
你爱怎么说就怎么说啦
718
01:01:05,967 --> 01:01:07,107
够爽，够爽
719
01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:09,373
你也是一个人？
720
01:01:09,398 --> 01:01:11,693
是呀，我一个人来度假
721
01:01:13,801 --> 01:01:15,124
小姐，Snowball
722
01:01:15,295 --> 01:01:16,462
谢谢
723
01:01:30,522 --> 01:01:33,772
你穿着西装，不热吗？
724
01:01:35,496 --> 01:01:38,093
我穿成这样，还是热呀
725
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:56,829
这衣服漂亮吗？
726
01:01:57,061 --> 01:02:00,100
漂亮
好漂亮
727
01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:05,549
你心里想，不穿更漂亮
728
01:02:06,253 --> 01:02:08,303
想不想看？
729
01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:10,278
在这里？
730
01:02:10,334 --> 01:02:13,601
他们不介意的话，我是无所谓
731
01:02:13,825 --> 01:02:15,759
我介意
732
01:02:18,877 --> 01:02:20,927
到你房间去
733
01:02:21,547 --> 01:02:24,003
你要多少钱？
734
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:25,991
要是干的好
735
01:02:26,016 --> 01:02:28,149
也许不要钱呢
736
01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:34,295
了不起呀
737
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,497
操，贱货
738
01:02:39,019 --> 01:02:43,108
你是极易上钩的女人...
739
01:02:43,207 --> 01:02:45,257
先生，救命呀，他要强奸我
740
01:02:45,322 --> 01:02:46,767
我才十六岁
741
01:02:46,792 --> 01:02:49,233
老兄，别听她胡说，是她勾引我的
742
01:02:49,547 --> 01:02:52,591
你这个老色狼
我要把你老二废了
743
01:02:52,709 --> 01:02:54,759
小姐，不用怕，我来保护你
744
01:02:54,759 --> 01:02:58,848
你他妈的，找死呀你
745
01:03:01,584 --> 01:03:05,673
男人真粗鲁
746
01:03:20,878 --> 01:03:24,308
想跑？我是有名的捉鸡大侠
747
01:03:24,490 --> 01:03:26,540
你敢放我的鸽子？
748
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:30,332
躺上去！把我的小头搞硬了就想跑？
749
01:03:30,357 --> 01:03:32,407
脱衣服
750
01:03:32,432 --> 01:03:33,822
想打电话求救啊
751
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:38,274
只要你把大爷伺候的舒服
我多给两百
752
01:03:38,725 --> 01:03:41,800
先听个曲子吧
753
01:03:43,313 --> 01:03:47,020
先生你真爽快，我拿了你的钱
也要有点气氛嘛
754
01:03:47,045 --> 01:03:49,095
我们先跳个舞，亲爱的
755
01:03:49,095 --> 01:03:51,512
好啊
756
01:04:09,575 --> 01:04:12,650
别跳啦，再跳我就受不了
757
01:04:12,675 --> 01:04:15,761
来吧，上床
758
01:04:36,887 --> 01:04:38,923
有人来了
759
01:04:42,130 --> 01:04:43,155
小姐，什么事？
760
01:04:43,155 --> 01:04:44,734
等一等
761
01:04:44,759 --> 01:04:48,859
亲爱的，我们大战了
那么多回合，套子都用完了
762
01:04:49,306 --> 01:04:53,395
我去买一点回来啊
763
01:04:55,457 --> 01:04:57,593
拜拜
764
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,045
送三瓶香槟上来
765
01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,615
操
766
01:05:10,385 --> 01:05:13,455
憋死我了
767
01:05:18,324 --> 01:05:19,597
大美人
768
01:05:19,934 --> 01:05:21,984
那个大块头说我不合他的心意
769
01:05:22,009 --> 01:05:24,059
特地要我让你上去
770
01:05:24,142 --> 01:05:26,192
这是他的房间钥匙
771
01:05:26,217 --> 01:05:28,061
这里一千块钱
772
01:05:28,086 --> 01:05:31,161
他说事成之后再给你一千
773
01:05:31,186 --> 01:05:33,988
真的？太好了，一千块？
774
01:05:36,627 --> 01:05:38,403
我没叫香槟
775
01:05:38,428 --> 01:05:40,478
刚才那位小姐叫的
776
01:05:40,702 --> 01:05:42,499
那你向她要钱好啦
777
01:05:42,617 --> 01:05:46,717
拿走呀
778
01:05:46,717 --> 01:05:50,817
你太坏了，把香槟准备好了
779
01:05:50,818 --> 01:05:53,893
香槟搁在那儿就行了，你先出去吧
780
01:05:53,894 --> 01:05:57,994
其实我也挺喜欢你的
想不到还能赚到钱
781
01:05:57,995 --> 01:05:59,020
你真是太好了
782
01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:02,095
来吧，别浪费时间
783
01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:06,195
我要把你整个吞掉
784
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:09,317
深海大网鲍呀
785
01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:20,274
大情人
786
01:06:20,299 --> 01:06:21,574
Susan呢？
787
01:06:21,651 --> 01:06:23,701
哪一个Susan？
788
01:06:23,741 --> 01:06:26,816
跟你在沙滩，那个的女孩？
789
01:06:27,202 --> 01:06:30,800
我们游泳的时候，跟着一个
开漂亮游艇的丑男走了
790
01:06:31,229 --> 01:06:33,205
对不起
别伤心啊
791
01:06:33,478 --> 01:06:35,861
伤心？干嘛伤心啊？
792
01:06:36,952 --> 01:06:41,052
起码我们两个在一起的时候
是很开心的
793
01:06:41,053 --> 01:06:45,153
正所谓女去女还在，有什么可伤心的？
794
01:06:45,154 --> 01:06:49,254
对了，你找到喜欢的男朋友没有？
795
01:06:49,801 --> 01:06:50,826
吹了
796
01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:53,355
吹了？怎么吹了？
797
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:55,069
他是一个傻瓜
798
01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:58,441
傻瓜？那你喜不喜欢那个傻瓜？
799
01:06:59,222 --> 01:07:01,557
喜欢
800
01:07:01,557 --> 01:07:03,607
喜欢就去找他嘛
801
01:07:04,689 --> 01:07:05,674
可是...
802
01:07:05,699 --> 01:07:08,033
可是什么，最重要是喜欢
803
01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:10,108
你也这么大了，喜欢就去找他
804
01:07:10,133 --> 01:07:11,592
何必你等他，他等你
805
01:07:11,617 --> 01:07:13,333
浪费时间呢，是不是？
806
01:07:13,465 --> 01:07:14,885
两个人在一起多开心呀
807
01:07:14,885 --> 01:07:15,910
说的也是
808
01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:16,935
好，拜拜
809
01:07:16,935 --> 01:07:18,895
拜拜
810
01:07:22,071 --> 01:07:23,947
对了
811
01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:27,157
要是有一天你突然想起我
不妨随时来找我
812
01:07:27,269 --> 01:07:30,033
我等待这个机会
813
01:07:30,058 --> 01:07:31,083
OK？
814
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,789
再说吧
815
01:07:32,814 --> 01:07:34,898
拜拜，拜拜
816
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:42,217
小姐，一个人走多无聊
817
01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:45,497
我陪你好不好？
818
01:07:45,522 --> 01:07:46,903
好啊
819
01:07:46,928 --> 01:07:50,067
累了吧，找个地方休息？
820
01:08:15,942 --> 01:08:17,001
你找谁？
821
01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:18,902
嗨，我叫阿珍，大卫呢？
822
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:22,344
大卫？小姐，你是谁？
823
01:08:22,369 --> 01:08:24,419
我不是说我叫阿珍嘛？
824
01:08:24,444 --> 01:08:25,809
大卫呢？
825
01:08:26,028 --> 01:08:29,103
你认识大卫？那大卫认识你吗？
826
01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:31,381
小姐，你到底是谁呀？你说清楚点
827
01:08:31,406 --> 01:08:33,870
我是他的未婚妻，他应该认识我吧？
828
01:08:33,895 --> 01:08:35,464
你就是未婚妻了
829
01:08:35,538 --> 01:08:36,563
他的房间呢？
830
01:08:36,588 --> 01:08:40,688
他的房间在那边
不过他现在正忙着呢
831
01:08:41,172 --> 01:08:43,581
是吗，我进去看看
832
01:08:45,952 --> 01:08:49,495
小姐，他现在真的很忙呀
833
01:09:33,668 --> 01:09:36,447
我在替她按摩
834
01:09:36,472 --> 01:09:38,522
没关系，继续呀
835
01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:42,141
她是谁呀？
836
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:44,216
你到外面等我一下
837
01:09:44,251 --> 01:09:46,516
慢慢来，我等你
838
01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:50,641
她到底是谁呀？
839
01:09:53,291 --> 01:09:55,528
小胖哥，你煮饭呀
840
01:09:55,529 --> 01:09:59,629
是呀，我告诉过你
他很忙的嘛，你又不相信
841
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,679
弄什么，咖哩鸡呀
842
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,813
别放太多洋葱，我不吃的
843
01:10:05,781 --> 01:10:07,327
你会不会切呀
844
01:10:07,352 --> 01:10:09,780
来，我来教你
845
01:10:13,621 --> 01:10:16,697
那女孩是谁？
Betty罗
846
01:10:25,025 --> 01:10:26,818
认识很久了吗
847
01:10:27,078 --> 01:10:30,374
大概，认识几天吧
848
01:10:33,945 --> 01:10:36,986
你怎么啦，这么不小心
849
01:10:36,987 --> 01:10:41,087
别生大卫哥的气，他是这样的
850
01:10:41,088 --> 01:10:44,163
怎么啦？
851
01:10:44,163 --> 01:10:45,188
上火啦
852
01:10:45,189 --> 01:10:49,289
有血有肉的年轻人都有这种反应嘛
853
01:10:49,694 --> 01:10:52,769
你的心里只想着她，根本不喜欢我
854
01:10:52,794 --> 01:10:55,984
我可不是代替品
855
01:11:06,410 --> 01:11:07,727
还等着我
856
01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:10,226
怎么，这么快就好啦？
857
01:11:10,522 --> 01:11:13,118
你知道我没这么快的
858
01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:17,292
对不起，妨碍你按摩了
859
01:11:17,317 --> 01:11:19,367
我在度假屋等了你很久
860
01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:20,762
还以为你不来呢
861
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:24,812
有Betty陪你，还会无聊吗？
862
01:11:25,436 --> 01:11:28,444
我对她不认真的
863
01:11:28,964 --> 01:11:32,039
我只对你一个认真
864
01:11:33,719 --> 01:11:35,509
一个就够啦
865
01:11:35,612 --> 01:11:38,499
如果是好的，一个就够了
866
01:11:42,682 --> 01:11:44,732
你们到房里吃吧，我自己吃
867
01:11:45,005 --> 01:11:47,635
还有呀，你在哪泡上她的？
868
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:49,886
我也想碰碰运气
869
01:14:06,132 --> 01:14:09,207
终于，我知道什么
是九十年代的爱情了
870
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:11,321
大情人说得对
871
01:14:11,463 --> 01:14:13,513
只要两个人真心喜欢对方
872
01:14:13,538 --> 01:14:16,613
就应该开心地一起
873
01:14:16,638 --> 01:14:18,216
而且，最重要的
874
01:14:18,241 --> 01:14:20,291
只要你知道他也真心的爱你
875
01:14:20,394 --> 01:14:22,444
就不需要计较得太多了
876
01:14:23,498 --> 01:14:25,856
也许你们不同意我的看法
877
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,688
不过我还是要说一句
878
01:14:28,883 --> 01:14:31,051
想做就去做
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