All language subtitles for The Goldbergs s04e22 The Day After .eng

When I was kid,

my mom would use every opportunity

to squeeze, smooch, and
snuggle her schmoopies.

There was only one time she expected us

to do it in return... Mother's Day.

Naturally, we'd use the opportunity

to mess with her for a cheap laugh.

Oh, look at my special calendar
hanging in a high-traffic area.

How'd that get there?

That's odd. Didn't notice.

You wanna take a peek,

see if there's any special day in May

that you need to remember?

Nah, I got Cinco de Mayo on lock.

I think she's talking
about French Labor Day.

No, it's "Star Wars" Day!

May the 4th be with you, right?

- How could I forget!
- That's right!

- I gotta go shopping.
- I love "Star Wars" Day.

- So do I!
- No, no.

- How did I forget?
- Can I give you a hint?

Yep, nothing brought us kids closer

than using Mother's Day to
torture Beverly Goldberg.

(Gasps) What? You're
home from school already?

What a surprise.

I was just going through these
beautiful handwritten cards

you gave me almost a year ago exactly.

Maybe you should come and take
a closer look at this cards,

get a sense of what they're about

and how they make me feel?

Enough jibber-jabber.

I need a pre-dinner meal,

maybe something that'll lay a nice base,

like pancakes.

Screw it. I give up.

Murray, you are taking
me to that Latin place

on Saturday night, and
we are gonna cha-cha

'cause these kids are ungrateful.

No, I am not going to cha-cha.

Oh, you will cha-cha,
and I will be dipped.

And you won't drop me this time.

All right, you've had
enough fun, you morons.

Go tell your mom that you
know it's Mother's Day.

Aw, but we look forward to
torturing her all year long.

It's one of our better
family traditions.

Do it!

(Sighs) Hey, Mom?

We just realized that
Mother's Day is this weekend.

What? I had no idea.

Oh, I can't believe you remembered.

Oh, I just love my children so much.

Here comes a tearful hug.

Sacrifice the nerd and run!

(Laughing) Oh, my favorite!

Tell my story!

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It was May 3, 1980-something,

and my brother and his
pals were about to watch

the most famous TV movie of the decade.

Dad, I demand

you give me the remote

and go make us nachos

as we watch your TV without you.

No.

Did you really think that would work?

Yes! Now we're gonna
miss the whole movie.

I got a Sony Watchman.

All we need is nine batteries.

All we need is nine batteries.

What are you dummies going on about?

Tonight, they're airing
a gnarly made-for-TV movie

called "The Day After,"

where America's in a
nuclear war with Russia.

- Ka-boom!
- America!

Jason Robards, y'all!

All of the teachers at school
warned us not to see it,

so we have to watch it

to send a clear message of "Suck it."

If I say yes, will you shut up?

This is gonna rock!

But it did not rock. Not at all.

This does not rock. Not at all!

Turns out, "The Day After"

was a terrifying and
all-too-real depiction

of a small town just like ours

facing the fallout

after the President waged
a horrible nuclear war.

- Too real.
- War is bad.

- So scared.
- I'll never be okay.

I like that Steve Guttenberg.

He's got a lot of range.

Dad, don't you care

about what you just saw?

There could be a mushroom cloud

outside our window at any moment!

I say, "Bring on the cloud,"
'cause then maybe you'll shut up

and I can get back to watching my shows.

That night, the entire
country watched that movie,

and legit panic ensued.

Okay, students, even
though we warned you all

not to watch that terrifying TV movie,

apparently everyone in this school did,

as well as 100 million other people.

Therefore, we are going to
have an emergency meeting

entitled "The Day
After 'The Day After.'"

Of course, the gym is booked,

so it'll be "The Day After
The Day After 'The Day After.'"

So, Wednesday.

Oh, my God. How are you?

I had nightmares all night.

I didn't watch the movie.

I spent the night organizing
my Garbage Pail Kids

into a protective binder.

Don't want you to feel like
things are going too fast,

but this is our nest egg.

Well, after watching that movie,

I realized we don't
have any time to waste.

We should have our first kiss,

right here, right now.

We talking cheek or lips?

Uh...

Thank you.

I'm a big fan, big fan of you.

Listen, my parents are renting a house

at the shore this weekend.

Come with me.

We'll spend each moment
like it's our last.

What is the deal with this movie?

My mom said I could bring someone,

- so I choose you.
- Well, okay, then!

"The Day After" is the best movie ever!

(Chuckles)

Oh, my God, she just
invited you down the shore!

I know, Dave Kim.

- But your mom will never say yes.
- I know, Dave Kim!

- You gotta think of something.
- I know, Dave Kim.

Lucky for me, the timing was perfect.

(Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath my Wings" plays)
It was Mother's Day.

I'd strike hard and fast
with a schmaltzy gift

featuring the vocal
power of Bette Midler.

It would make my mom
say yes to anything.

- _
-
'Cause you...

Unfortunately, my sister
had the exact same plan.

This is pandering
garbage! You can't do this.

Why not?

Because I'm working on
my own pandering garbage

so that Mom will let me go
to college 5,000 miles away.

Emory is in Georgia.

That's why I need to
ask her on Mother's Day,

when she's all buttered
up and distracted.

But we can't both lower Mom's defenses

with an insincere,
theatrical show of our love.

Well, you're just
gonna have to back down.

Your dumb thing is way
less important than college.

But when will I have the chance

to rub cocoa butter on
my lady's shoulders again?

Honestly, I can't imagine you ever will.

But still, this is my whole future.

Okay, fine. I'll back down.

But only 'cause you're my sister

and I love you, so I'll
let you have this one.

And you lose, sucker!

Adam, stop! You stop!

Stop!

Okay, everyone,

welcome to "The Day
After" emergency assembly.

First of all, I just want to assure you

that everything is gonna be okay.

It will not be okay!

There's nowhere to hide
in a nuclear winter!

Whoa. (Chuckles)

What Coach means is

that there could be a nuclear winter,

but it definitely won't happen.

Till it does.

Does not, because it was just a movie.

That will, for sure, come true.

Look, I know a lot of you are scared

that the President is
gonna snap, push a button,

and incinerate us all,

but I assure you, it will not happen.

When it does, I'll be safe and snug

in my fallout shelter

while the rest of you mutants
scrounge for cockroaches.

What, you got no argument for that one?

No, you're right.

That movie has shaken me to my core.

I have so many regrets.

You got about a week to fix 'em, Andre.

Well, let's start with
that one right there.

My name is not Andre.

I only said it was in college

to make myself seem more
interesting to the ladies.

- Let it out!
- My name is Jonathan!

And I love you, Lunch Lady Bernice!

Are you out there?

You're probably mashing potatoes.

Oh, boy.

Okay, this day is a wash.

Everybody go home and
hug your loved ones.

(Cheers and applause)

I know I should be happy
to have the day off,

but I'm, like, genuinely terrified.

Me too. I feel so helpless.

I never even got to party in Daytona.

While Barry was desperate
to survive nuclear war,

I was using Mother's Day as a weapon

to get what I wanted.

Oh! (Sobbing)

Did you like my movie, Mama?

I loved it so much, I wanna
crush your little face!

Apropos of nothing...

Can I ask you a totally random question?

Anything, sweetie.

Well, I have a really big favor to...

Mom! (Laughing)

I got into Emory, and
I wanna go to Emory,

so I need a check for
Emory so I can go to Emory.

And Happy Mother's Day. I
love you, snuggle, snuggle!

Aah! Oh, yes!

My baby's going to college!

What?! No! No, no, no, no.

Adam, be happy for your sister.

- This is a huge day.
- No, no, no, no, no!

Don't make it about me.
It's your day, Mommy.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Emory may be a thousand miles away,

but with the love of my
children and 20 flights a year,

we will manage.

(Laughs)

I'm gonna get my pilot's license.

Boop! (Laughs)

Um, Mama, know what else is exciting?

Jackie invited me down
the shore next weekend.

Oh, no, no.

Your sister is going away to college.

That's enough excitement
for one Mother's Day.

But I made up a whole tap routine

celebrating my love for
you on this special day.

Yeah!

You love your little baby
boopie tapping his piggy wiggies.

(Laughs) Thank you, Mama.

(Chuckling) Oh, yeah.

Happy Mother's Day.

You will pay dearly for this.

While everyone was afraid

our president would lead us to war,

my big bro would lead
his loved ones to safety.

- Fellow members of the JTP...
- JTP!

- ...and the love of my life, Lainey...
- Lainey!

- Don't do that.
- Sorry!

I know you're all worried
about a nuclear apocalypse

after seeing that scary movie on TV,

but I want you to know
everything will be okay.

I call it Barry's Bunker.

Sadly, there's limited
room in the bunker,

so some of you will
be left outside to melt

or be eaten by
post-apocalyptic zombies.

So, who goes and who stays?

Obviously, you're in,
'cause you're my foxy lady,

but the rest of you
much prove your worth.

Geoff Schwartz, what skills do you have?

I know which berries are poisonous,

'cause I once ate some bad ones.

Super useful. Next, Naked Rob.

What skills do you have?
And don't say "being naked."

Come back to me.

Andy, clearly you're in, 'cause
you have tiny little fingers

that are perfect for shelling nuts.

Plus, you can sleep in a drawer.

Very insulted, but it's
more important to live.

Matt Bradley, looks like
you're in serious trouble here.

I was an Eagle Scout and a lifeguard,

and I learned how to frame a house

when I did Habitat for Humanity.

Fine, I guess you
could cook or something.

Well! I'm glad you're all here,

'cause I have something
very important to tell you.

- Get out!
- Don't worry, guys.

We won't have to deal with this joker

when we're in our
titanium-reinforced bunker.

You do know I raised
myself since I was six,

so if there's an
end-of-the-world situation,

you'd want me there real bad.

Yelling at a sandwich for
having too much mustard on it

is not a skill.

Well, I can repair a radio,

rebuild an engine, swing a hammer,

catch a fish, start a
fire with small sticks.

What can you do?

I can basically do anything.

I can break-dance,

kick a light switch on and off,

use a hockey stick
as an old-timey cane.

Sweetie, those aren't
really survival skills

as much as they are adorable
things I love about you.

Whatever. I'm your leader.

That's my skill.

It kind of seems like
your dad's our leader,

'cause he's the oldest and wisest

and actually knows how to survive.

It's settled. Your dad will keep us safe

when the mutant zombies attack.

- Okay.
- Fine!

I don't need you or food or water.

I can sustain my life
on my own awesomeness.

As Barry stormed off in a fury,

I'd strike back at Erica
for stealing my thunder.

Armed with my high-tech
VHS editing gear,

I'd manipulate my mom

with an even-more-epic
Mother's Day video.

Whatcha up to, schmoopa-lumpa?

Oh, I'm just finishing up

a little goodbye video for Erica.

Aww.

It's a little early for goodbyes,

- wouldn't you say?
- Well, before you know it,

she'll be gone to college and
only coming home on holidays.

- I guess that's true.
- And then, junior year,

she'll fall for a
handsome Southern fella

and get married,

and then she'll see his
family for the holidays.

But then I won't see her at all.

Well, she'll come home occasionally

until she has kids

and then travel gets
too hard with the twins.

Well, the twins are as
much mine as they are hers.

- She's gotta visit!
- She has no time.

The twins are in school,

and Erica got a job working
the front office there

and it's way too consuming.

Anyhow, let's watch that movie.

(Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath my Wings" plays)
Lucky for me,

- I was able to use
- _

the cheesiest effects
the 80's had to offer.

Stop it! I'm trying to eat
my Count Chocula! (Twinkle!)

And I showed my mom
a world without Erica.

What did I tell you?! Stop filming me...

(Twinkle!)

I'm taking a Spanish
quiz! I will kill you!

(Twinkle!)

Okay, I don't know what this
is, but you better stop...

(Twinkle!)

I can't wait to leave this
house and never come back!

Get out! (Twinkle!)

-
For wind beneath my wings

- (Click)
- _

(Crying) Oh, my God! What have I done?

(Sniffles) I told my baby girl

she could move away from the family,

and now I'll never see her or the twins

because of that damn
desk job at the school.

Are you just giving up?

That's not the Beverly Goldberg I know.

Oh, my God, you're so right.

I gotta get back that
envelope she put in the mail!

Also, can I go to the beach
with Jackie this weekend?

Yes, fine, do whatever!
I gotta get my baby back!

(Vacuum cleaner whirring)

Poo! Who designed these things?

They're impossible to get into.

Uh, ma'am? Can I help you?

Yes. I accidentally
dropped something in here,

and I desperately need to get it back.

(Laughing) Oh, yeah. Was it your keys?

You'd be surprised
how many people --

Actually, it's that letter
right there from Erica Goldberg.

She's my little baby girl. (Chuckles)

Do you have any I.D.? We
can't just give out mail.

It's a federal offense and all.

Obviously, I knew that,

which is why I'm just gonna... Bloop!

Hey! I know where you live!

I don't give a fuck.

Adult Adam: As my mom was
running away from a felony,

Barry ran to the smartest man he knew.

Pops! We need to talk.

As you can see, I've been
hard at work on the chalkboard.

Okay, why are people

always dragging chalkboards
around this house?

Doesn't matter!

There has been a great betrayal,
and I find myself bunkerless.

Just get to the chalkboard.

I've created a list
of my greatest assets.

Do you think they'll help me survive

when this world turns into
a radiated, barren wasteland?

Is this about that
terrifying "Day After" movie?

Woof, that gave me the willies.

No! You're supposed to be

my wise and reassuring grandfather

that tells me
everything's gonna be okay.

I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list.

You don't have a single useful skill,

and I'm old!

We'll be the first to
go when the end comes.

- That's not comforting.
- Tell me about it.

What are we gonna do?

I got kicked out of
Dad's pretend bunker,

- which I pretended first.
- That's it.

We'll build our own
bunker in the basement.

Dad will never allow that.

Then, you just gotta convince him.

- To the chalkboard!
- To the chalkboard!

- Oh, it's here.
- There it is.

(Music Playing)

Emory is gonna be so awesome.

Check out the brochure.

They have an incredible music program,

and a brand-new recording
studio that's open to undergrads.

Or, funner idea, you stick around here

and attend the local junior
college/welding academy.

(Laughing) Oh!

Aww, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me.

But too bad the check's in the mail

and that ship has sailed.

Here's the thing about that check.

What is my college deposit
doing back in this house?!

It's a funny story, really.

There is zero chance

that this story will amuse
and delight me, zero!

Well... (chuckles) It was in the mail.

but I thought (clicks tongue)...
"I don't want it in the mail."

So I took it out of the mail.

Why?! Why?!

A certain unnamed
schmoopie showed me a video

and made me realize
that going to Georgia

is a bad decision for us.

Me.

But wait.

I wrote a Mother's Day song
that celebrates my love for you.

Just, please, listen.
Um... (Piano plays)

No.

-
That no mother can...

(Strikes counter) Damn it!

Bust out that zinc, 'cause your man

is going to the shore
with you next weekend.

That's amazing!

You ruined my life!

Erica, how are things, dear sister?

What's going on?

Well, your little beach bud made it

so that I can't go to
the college of my dreams

just so he can suck face
with you in the sand.

Her words!

But I wouldn't be opposed to it.

I hope it was worth it,
because you just lost a sister.

- My Teddy Grahams!
- What was that?

They're little graham-cracker cookies

shaped like teddy bears.

No, I know what Teddy Grahams are, Adam.

I meant with your sister.

I kinda made a video that
ruined college for her

so we could hit the beach.

Anyway, does it get cold at night?

- Should I bring a jacket?
- Um, that's horrible.

Yeah, it doesn't sound that great

when I hear it out loud.

Maybe a windbreaker,
'cause the ocean breeze.

I actually think it's best

that I do my own thing for a while.

(Music Playing)

After his talk with
Pops, Barry was determined

to brilliantly trick my
dad into building a bunker.

Hey! What the hell?

Sorry, had a hard day.

Thought I'd catch up
on some world events

by listening to the radio.

(Barry's Voice) Beeeeeeeeep!
This is not a test

of the Emergency Broadcast System.

Oh, no, this is real
and completely serious,

'cause the newscaster said so!

We have confirmation
from President Reagan

that Russia has launched a
bunch of nukes at Jenkintown,

just like in that movie we all saw.

It's happening right now as we speak,

live, here in the '80s.

I know, Dad. This is
a very scary moment.

It's so real, I don't know what to do.

Ha! I only made that
incredibly authentic newscast

to scare you into seeing the truth.

I told you you're not building
a dopey bunker in the basement.

Thank you for keeping an open mind.

I will also need money
for the following items.

"700 pounds of poured concrete,
lifetime supply of potatoes,

seven bottles of ketchup
for the potatoes..."

There's one in the fridge.
Just take that and go.

There's more. We need, "a chicken,

a cage for the chicken,
medicine for the chicken,

a chicken exercise-wheel,

a lady chicken to keep
the other chicken company."

Please stop asking me to
build a life for this chicken!

- Did he say yes to the bunker?
- I said no!

Did you tell him about the chicken?

I don't wanna hear about the chicken!

The chicken's the whole thing!

He doesn't care about the chicken!

Murray, just buy the boy a chicken.

No chicken! It's just a movie, Barry.

Look me in the eye
and tell me for sure...

For absolute sure... that
this will never happen.

(Music Playing)

That's what I thought.

With that, my dad realized
how truly terrified Barry felt.

Meanwhile, I figured it was
time to make things right.

Come on, Mom, right this way.

(Both chuckling)

Wait, there's no cuddle fort down here.

Yeah, I lied. Erica, he's here!

So, where's this cute mailman?

Hey! I lied about that, too.

We all need to sit down and talk.

If this is another
adorable video to con me,

it's not gonna work.

Actually, this one's for both of you.

(Bette Midler's "Wind
Beneath my Wings" plays)

Turns out, that third and
final Mother's Day gift

would end up being
the most important gift

I'd ever give in my whole life.

Whoo! Good job!

Wow. Look at me, I was so young.

Not anymore.

My video reminded them both

that even though the years
fly and we never stop growing,

there are some things that
will never, ever change.

You grew up so fast.

Yeah, but I'll always
be your little girl.

I know, and I'll always be your mama,

no matter where you are,

even if it's... Georgia.

Georgia?

- You mean...
- It's like I say...

With the love of my children
and 50 flights a year,

we'll manage.

- You said 20 flights.
- We'll figure it out.

In the end, my mom got
her perfect Mother's Day.

Not because she
held us close,

but because she learned to let go.

As for my dad, he finally realized

just what Barry needed to hear.

Listen, I was thinking
about what you said.

And the truth is, I'm scared, too.

- You are?
- I'm terrified!

All I wanna do is protect my family,

and the thought that I
might not be able to do it,

that keeps me up at night.

- So, what do we do?
- Nothing.

You just gotta live the life you got

and keep the ones you love close.

I'm still scared, Dad.

I know.

The world can be a scary,
unpredictable place.

But if we can be there for each other,

that's when life can truly surprise us.

President Reagan has been
left "greatly depressed"

after watching "The Day After"

and has decided to change his policy

on nuclear proliferation.

As crazy as it seems,

a single TV movie would
end up saving the planet.

And a little video I made in my room...

Mama! (Laughs)

...would forever
change my sister's life.

And in return, she ended up saving mine.

Hey.

I talked to your sister, and she said

that you aren't a total piece of crap

and that you actually saved her life.

That's actually pretty high praise

coming from her, but it
doesn't change the fact

I was a total...

-
I want you to know I know the truth

Uh, thanks.

My compliments to the chef.

Next time, maybe just
don't say anything.

Got it.

In the end, I never got

my beach adventure with my girlfriend.

But it didn't matter,
'cause I helped my sister

begin the adventure of a lifetime.

Thank you, Mommy.

Sure, none of us knew
what the future would hold,

but that's what makes
the journey so exciting.

-
Oh, and I

_

Thought you might enjoy

some great tunes as
you prepare our dinner.

(Barry's voice) Beeep. We interrupt dinner

for the Emergency Broadcast System.

Oh, no! This sounds serious and real!

We have confirmation
from the White House

that radioactive zombies
have attacked Jenkintown.

The military guys say the
only way to outrun them

is with a pair of brand-new,
expensive Air Jordan sneakers.

I don't own those!
I'll be the first to go!

- What should we do?
- If the world's gonna end,

I'm gonna snuggle my baby
till the zombies arrive.

Stop! I'll just wear my Reeboks.

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