All language subtitles for cceng

GET THIS ON THE TWIX,
WILL YOU, NELL?

CHICKEN FEED, RALPH.
I'VE SAID IT ONCE.
I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES.

I KNOW, D.J.
NOW, ABOUT SEATTLE--

DON'T MISS THE MEETING
ON THE 23rd.

I CALLED THE AIRPORT,
MR. MULROONEY.
THE BOSTON PLANE IS ON TIME.

THEN I'D BETTER BE GOING.
CAN'T KEEP THESE PEOPLE
WAITING.

HOW ABOUT THE HENDERSON DEAL?
WIRE THEM TWO MILLION FIVE.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

I WONDER
IF YOU'D OKAY THIS, D.J.

OH, NOT ANOTHER
ELECTRONICS COMPANY, PAUL.
[ Snaps Fingers ]

WE CAN PICK IT UP FOR A SONG.
AND SINCE WE'VE GONE
INTO PLASTICS SO HEAVILY--

PLASTIC, TOYS, ELECTRONICS.
WHAT NEXT?

THERE'S ONE THING
YOU YOUNG FELLAS
SEEM TO FORGET.

WE ARE IN
THE LUMBER BUSINESS.

WE STARTED OUT IN LUMBER
AND LUMBER IS STILL
NUMBER ONE.

OF COURSE, D.J.

BUT IF IT'LL
MAKE YOU HAPPY,
GO AHEAD AND BUY IT.

WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.

OH, NOT THAT ONE, GREGG.
THE ROLLS.
THE ROLLS? RIGHT, SIR.

MAY I HAVE YOUR
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
FOR 30 SECONDS, D.J.?

YES, RALPH.
I CAN'T
EMPHASIZE ENOUGH...

THE SUCCESS
OF THE SEATTLE DEAL
DEPENDS ON YOUR BEING THERE.

WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST
TO MAKE IT, BUT IN CASE I MISS,
YOU'VE GOT ALL THE FACTS.

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
THEY DON'T WANT ME
OR LOGAN OR WINKLER.

THEY'VE BEEN PROMISED
D.J. MULROONEY.

THEY WANT THAT
50,000 ACRES OF TIMBER.
NOW, THAT'S OUR BAIT.

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
OF COURSE.

BUT IF YOU'RE NOT IN SEATTLE,
THE WHOLE DEAL GOES
DOWN THE DRAIN.

I'LL BE THERE, RALPH.
NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP WORRYING?

AH, THERE SHE IS.

AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY
I FIRST BROUGHT HER HOME.

REMEMBER?
WE HAD JUST PUT TOGETHER
THAT SAGATUCK LUMBER DEAL.

AND ALL THE PROFITS
WENT RIGHT INTO THIS CAR.
I REMEMBER PERFECTLY.

YEAH. WELL, THAT
WAS IN THE DAYS WHEN
I ONLY HAD ONE MILLION.

STILL HAD
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE.

I'LL BE DOING
MY OWN DRIVING, GREGG.
YES, SIR.

SPECIAL OCCASION.
I'M MEETING SOME
VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.

YOU'VE ONLY GOT
A HALF AN HOUR
TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL MAKE IT.
I ALWAYS DO, DON'T I?

FIVE MINUTES EARLY.
WHY DON'T YOU RUN
YOUR PLANES ON TIME?

IT WAS THE TAIL WIND,
MR. MULROONEY.

WELL, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT I SHOULD BE HERE
TO MEET THEM.

WE'RE VERY SORRY.
WHERE ARE THEY?
WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE--

GRANDFATHER!

HI, GRANDFATHER.
HI, RODNEY.

MY GOODNESS,
BUT YOU'VE GROWN.
AND, ELIZABETH--

WELL, YOU LOOK
MORE LIKE YOUR MOTHER
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.

HOW IS SHE?
FINE. SHE TOLD ME
TO GIVE YOU HER LOVE.

AND DAD SAID HE'LL BRING
YOU CHAMPAGNE FROM PARIS.
GOOD.

THAT'S THE SORT
OF A SON-IN-LAW I LIKE.

OH, HOW WERE
THESE PASSENGERS?
WELL BEHAVED, I HOPE.

THE PERFECT TRAVELERS.
IT WAS A PLEASURE
TO HAVE THEM WITH US.

GOOD-BYE, ELIZABETH.
GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE, RODNEY.

WHERE ARE WE GOING,
GRANDFATHER?

OH, I THOUGHT
MAYBE WE'D HEAD UP
THE REDWOOD HIGHWAY.

I USED TO TAKE
YOUR MOTHER THERE
WHEN SHE WAS YOUR AGE.

THEN WE'LL
FOLLOW OUR NOSES
ON UP TO SEATTLE.

SEATTLE?
CAN WE GO ON THE YACHT?

I'VE GOT A NEW ONE NOW.
4,000-HORSEPOWER DIESEL.

DOES 25 KNOTS,
IF SHE'S PUSHED.

OH, BOY!
COST NEARLY
A MILLION DOLLARS.

WELL, HOW COME
IF YOU'RE SO RICH,

YOU DRIVE A FUNNY
OLD CAR LIKE THIS?

"FUNNY OLD CAR"?

I TELL YOU, YOUNG MAN,
THIS IS A FINE CAR.
YOU WON'T FIND ITS LIKE ANYMORE.

WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
A PRETTY CAR.
YES, BUT HOW FAST DOES IT GO?

OH, FAST ENOUGH
TO GET US THERE.

WHEN I GET A CAR,
IT'S GOING TO BE
A MASERATI.

OH, RODNEY,
YOU'RE ALWAYS
TALKING SO BIG.

OH, THERE'S NO HARM
IN THAT, SON.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD
IN IRELAND, I ALWAYS DREAMT
OF OWNING MYSELF A JAUNTING CAR.

A JAUNTING CAR?
NEVER HEARD OF THAT MAKE.

WELL, RODNEY, MY BOY,
IT WAS THE MASERATI
OF ITS TIME.

REAL COOL. HOT STUFF.
ONE HORSEPOWER.

- ONE HORSEPOWER?
- YES, SIR.

♪ IN ME JAUNTING CAR
ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ I'M THE HANDSOMEST
SIGHT BY FAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

[ Whistles,
Honks Horn ]

♪ OH, THE SEATS ARE LEATHER
AND FACE TO FACE ♪

♪ THE WHEELS GO ROUND
AT A MERRY PACE ♪

♪ AND GIVEN A HORSE
THAT LOVES TO RACE ♪

♪ I'LL BET I COULD WIN
THE STEEPLECHASE ♪

♪ IN ME JAUNTING CAR
ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ I'M THE HANDSOMEST
SIGHT BY FAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

[ Whistles,
Honks Horn ]

♪ I CALLED ON
JENNIFER JANE MAGEE ♪

♪ TO COME ALONG
ON A JAUNT WITH ME ♪

♪ TRAVELING MERRILY
NEAR AND FAR ♪

♪ SHE FELL IN LOVE ♪

♪ WITH ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ IN ME JAUNTING CAR
ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ I'M THE HANDSOMEST
SIGHT BY FAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ IN ME JAUNTING CAR
ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

♪ I'M THE HANDSOMEST
SIGHT BY FAR ♪

♪ JOGGIN' ALONG
IN ME JAUNTING CAR ♪

LUNCHTIME.
GREAT.

WHERE'S
THE RESTAURANT?

RIGHT HERE. I THOUGHT IT'D BE
FUN TO HAVE OUR FIRST MEAL
TOGETHER IN THE OPEN AIR.

LOOK, RODNEY.
"MULROONEY GROVE."

GRANDFATHER, ARE THESE
WONDERFUL TREES ALL YOURS?

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
MINE, YOURS, EVERYBODY'S.

WHAT DID YOU DO,
BUY 'EM?

ALL THAT SIGN MEANS IS...

THAT I HAD THE PRIVILEGE
OF SEEING THAT THEY'LL
ALWAYS BE HERE.

JUST FOR PEOPLE
TO LOOK AT?
EXACTLY.

MY, THEY'RE BIG.

MUST'VE TAKEN
A LONG TIME TO GROW.

FOUR THOUSAND YEARS
FOR SOME OF THEM.

TUNA. HAM.

SO BEAUTIFUL.
LIKE BEING IN FAIRYLAND.

DON'T GO
TOO FAR AWAY NOW.

RODNEY'S HUNGRY, AND THERE
MIGHT NOW BE ANYTHING LEFT
WHEN YOU GET BACK.

HAVING TROUBLE, SON?
NO PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.

OH, DIG DOWN.
THEY'RE PROBABLY
DOWN NEAR THE BOTTOM.

YOU KNOW, SHE--
SHE COULD BE THE ONE.

I WOULDN'T IF I WERE YOU.
DON'T DO IT.

WELL, OF ALL OF 'EM I'VE SEEN,
SHE'S THE ONE I THINK
I COULD TRUST.

YOU CAN'T TRUST
ANY OF THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT I HAVE
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
[ Owl ] TALK TO ME.

ANYTIME.
[ Blue Jay ]
AND US.

JUST AS MUCH
AS YOU LIKE.

WELL, I HAVE TALKED
TO YOU, ALL OF YOU.

AND THERE'S NOT ONE OF YOU
CAN HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM.

DON'T DO IT, JASPER.
[ Owl ]
ONLY MEAN TROUBLE.

- WHAT TROUBLE?
- GNOME HUNTERS, THAT'S WHAT.

GNOME HUNTERS,
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

OUR WOODS WILL BE FULL OF 'EM.
AND NONE OF 'EM CAN KEEP
THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.

BLAB, BLAB, BLAB.

NO PEACE FOR ANY OF US
ANYMORE.
NO PEACE AT ALL.
NO PEACE AT ALL.

MY MIND'S MADE UP.

[ Screams ]

I, UH, DIDN'T MEAN
TO FRIGHTEN YOU.

OH, YOU DIDN'T.
YEAH, BUT I'LL BET YOU'RE
SURPRISED TO SEE A GNOME.

OH, NOT REALLY.

I WAS JUST THINKING
WHAT A LOVELY PLACE
THIS IS FOR GNOMES.

ARE THERE MANY OF YOU
LIVING HERE?

WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT,
I WOULDN'T BE SHOWING
MYSELF TO A DOO-DEEN.

A "DOO-DEEN"?
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE
CALL YOU BIG PEOPLE.

AM I THE FIRST DOO-DEEN
YOU'VE EVER SPOKEN TO?

YEAH, YEAH.
ALL MY FRIENDS
ADVISED AGAINST IT, BUT--

WELL, I HAD
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

WELL, IF I'M
THE FIRST DOO-DEEN
YOU'VE EVER SPOKEN TO,

HOW IS IT YOU SPEAK
SUCH GOOD ENGLISH?

UH, ENGLISH?

THE LANGUAGE
WE'VE BEEN TALKING.

WELL, NOW,
DON'T THAT BEAT ALL.

AND HERE I'VE
BEEN WONDERING HOW COME
YOU SPOKE SUCH GOOD GNOMISH.

AND ME FATHER'D NO MORE'N
THAN TOOK HIS EYES
OFF THE LEPRECHAUN...

FOR LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES
TO SAY "SEANNY O'SHANNON'S
SHILLELAGH"...

WHEN, WHOOSH,
THE LITTLE CREATURE UP
AND DISAPPEARED ON HIM.

YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
IN THAT SILLY STUFF,
DO YOU, GRANDFATHER?

WHY NOT?
THERE'S STILL
NO PEANUT BUTTER.

OH, THEY PROBABLY
GOT THE LABELS MIXED.
[ Elizabeth ] GRANDFATHER!

GRANDFATHER, PLEASE,
YOU'VE GOT TO COME QUICKLY.

I PROMISED HIM
WE'D BE RIGHT BACK.
PROMISED WHO?

THE GNOME. THE GNOME!
THEWHAT?

AND HE'S GOT
A SIMPLY AWFUL PROBLEM.

OH, NOT JUST A GNOME,
BUT A GNOME WITH A PROBLEM.
NOW, THAT IS SOMETHING.

HEY, I FOUND ONE.
GOOD.

BUT, GRANDFATHER,
HE'S WAITING
TO TALK TO YOU.

TO ME? BUT WHY ME?
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM...

IF ANYONE COULD HELP HIM
WITH HIS PROBLEM,
IT WAS YOU.

YOU'VE GOT TO COME.
HE'S WAITING.
WELL, COME ON, RODNEY.

WE'VE GOT
TO GO TALK TO A GNOME.

NOW, ELIZABETH,
ON THE POSSIBILITY
THIS LITTLE FELLOW ISN'T THERE--

HE'LL BE THERE.
ABOUT SIX INCHES HIGH,
I IMAGINE.

TALLER THAN THAT.
LITTLE YELLOW CAP
AND BUCKLES ON HIS SHOES?

HIS HAT WAS GREEN,
AND I DIDN'T NOTICE
ANY BUCKLES.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.
IN ALL THE STORIES
ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS--

I DIDN'T SAY
HE WAS A LEPRECHAUN.
HE SAID HE WAS A GNOME.

OH, A GNOME.
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

THAT'S THE PLACE.
I'M HERE!
I'VE BROUGHT HIM!

YOO-HOO!
JASPER!

HIS NAME'S JASPER.
OH?

JASPER!
JASPER!

JASPER!
JASPER!

- JASPER!
- JASPER!

THE GIRL, ALL RIGHT,
I MAYBE COULD GO ALONG.

BUT HOW ABOUT HIM?

YOU EVER SEEN
A FIERCER-LOOKIN' CRITTER?

HE, UH--

HE DOES LOOK AWFUL SHIFTY
ABOUT THE EYES.

JASPER! JASPER!

MAYBE THIS
IS THE WRONG PLACE.
FORESTS CAN FOOL YOU.

BUT, GRANDFATHER,
THIS WAS THE PLACE.

WELL, IT COULD BE
THE LITTLE LEP-- GNOME
HAD SECOND THOUGHTS,

ON SEEING ME,
I MEAN.

NOW, A LITTLE GIRL,
THAT'S ONE THING, BUT AN
OLD CURMUDGEON LIKE MYSELF--

- [ Crying ]
- AND IT COULD BE
IN HER IMAGINATION TOO.

I DIDN'T IMAGINE HIM!
I DID SEE HIM!

OF COURSE YOU SAW
A GNOME, DARLIN'.

BUT NOT WITH THESE EYES.
THESE UP HERE.

THAT'S WHERE ALL
THE LITTLE FOLKS LIVE.

LIKE GNOMES, ELVES,
LEPRECHAUNS, WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO CALL THEM.

BUT, GRANDFATHER, HONEST,
I TALKED TO HIM. JASPER!

JASPER!
THEY'RE MAKING HER
INTO A FOOL, AND ALL
ON ACCOUNT OF ME.

COME ON, DARLING.
WE BEST BE GETTING BACK.

NOW, YOU MUST BE
REALLY HUNGRY BY NOW.

BUT HE WAS RIGHT THERE.
HE WAS RIGHT THERE.

I CAN'T LET IT END
LIKE THIS.
HEY, YOU!

- SHE DID TOO
SEE A GNOME!
- WHO SAID THAT?

- I THINK IT'S HIM.
- UH-OH. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

COME ON OUT
AND SHOW YOURSELF.

DON'T DO IT, JASPER.
DON'T DO IT.

WHAT KIND OF A TRICK IS THAT
TO PLAY ON A LITTLE GIRL?

- COME ON, DARLING.
- OH, GRANDFATHER.

HOLD ON, YOU!

- JASPER!
- SEANNY O'SHANNON'S SHILLELAGH.

THERE, GRANDFATHER,
YOU SEE?

WHY,

YES.

A GNOME.
YOU SEE HIM, RODNEY?

I STILL THINK IT'S
ELIZABETH'S IMAGINATION.

JASPER, THIS IS
MY BROTHER RODNEY
AND MY GRANDFATHER.

GLAD TO SEE YOU, JASPER.
SAY HELLO TO HIM, RODNEY.

HI.
[ Jasper ] IS THIS
THE WIZARD YOU SPOKE OF?

THE ONE WITH ALL
THE SOLUTIONS?

SO YOU'RE THE GNOME
WITH THE PROBLEM.

TELL HIM
WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

WELL, INSTEAD OF THAT,
SINCE SEEING IS BELIEVING
WITH YOU DOO-DEENS,

FOLLOW ME.

COME ON!

WELL, THERE'S
MY PROBLEM.

MY OLD GRANDPA
JUST LIES THERE,

A-GROWIN'
MORE "SEE-THROUGHISH"
WITH EVERY PASSIN' HOUR.

WHAT'S MAKING HIM
SO SEE-THROUGHISH?

WELL, I'M NOT
AN AUTHORITY ON GNOMES,

BUT IF THEY'RE ANYTHING
LIKE LEPRECHAUNS,
THEY LIVE ON AND ON.

BUT ONLY
IF THEY WANT TO.
YOU MEAN THEY JUST FADE AWAY?

JASPER, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
WHAT MADE HIM LOSE
HIS WILL TO LIVE?

GRANDPA'S
GIVEN UP ALL HOPE...

OF EVER SEEING ME MARRIED
AND HAVING YOUNG'UNS
OF MY OWN.

WHY IS THAT?

WELL, GRANDPA AND ME,
WE'RE, UH, WE'RE
THE LAST OF THE GNOMES.

THERE'S NO GNOME MAIDENS
FOR ME TO MARRY UP WITH.

WELL, NOW,
THATISA SERIOUS PROBLEM.

JASPER.

JASPER BOY,
IS THAT YOU I HEAR?

IT IS, GRANDPA.

I'M, UH-- I'M TALKING
WITH SOME FRIENDS.

[ Grandpa ]
OH, THAT'S NICE.

THAT'S NICE.
I'M HAPPY FOR YA.

THEY'RE, UH,
DOO-DEEN FRIENDS.

MM, GOOD. GOOD.
NOW, GO AWAY--
DOO-DEENS?

NOW, GRANDPA, BEFORE
YOU GET YOUR DANDER UP,
THEY MEAN TO HELP US.

HELP FROM DOO-DEENS?
YOU GONE PLUMB OUT
OF YOUR SENSES?

IT'S DOO-DEENS
THAT'S BEEN THE CAUSE
OF ALL OUR TROUBLES.

I KNOW THAT, GRANDPA.
ONLY THESE BIG'UNS
ARE, WELL, DIFFERENT.

THERE AIN'T NO SUCH A THING
AS A DIFFERENT DOO-DEEN.

THAT'S WHY, IN ALL MY 900 YEARS,
I'VE NEVER LET ONE OF 'EM SO
MUCH AS LAY AN EYE ON MY BOOT.

- NOW, GRANDPA, IF I MAY--
- NOT ONE STEP FURTHER,
DOO-DEEN.

AILIN' I MAY BE,

BUT NOT ENOUGH TO LET YOU
GET AHOLD OF ME WITHOUT
PUTTIN' UP A FIGHT.

- BUT MY GRANDFATHER
JUST WANTED TO HELP.
- HELP?

SAYIN' YOU COULD HELP,
WHY WOULD YOU WANNA?

BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM,
AND MY GRANDFATHER IS GOOD
AT SOLVING PROBLEMS.

WELL, YOU DON'T SAY.

JASPER TOLD ME THAT THERE
ARE RUMORS ABOUT GNOMES...

LIVING
IN OTHER FORESTS.

AH, IDLE CLUCKIN'
OF GOSSIPY ANIMALS.

AND GRANDFATHER'S
GOT A WONDERFUL CAR,
AND HE'LL DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE.

- WON'T YOU, GRANDFATHER?
- NOW, JUST A MINUTE, DARLIN'.

- AND WHAT ABOUT THE YACHT?
- OH, PLEASE, GRANDFATHER.

WELL, DEAR, I DO HAVE
TO BE IN SEATTLE.

[ Grandpa ]
SUPPOSIN' I WAS TO GO WITH YA?

I HEAR TELL
HOW YOU BIG ONES TREAT
FREE THINGS IN THE FOREST.

HOW YA PUT 'EM
IN CAGES AND SELL 'EM
AS CURIOSITIES.

EXHIBIT 'EM
TO OTHER DOO-DEENS.

OH, WE'D NEVER DO THAT,
WOULD WE, GRANDFATHER?

WE'LL GIVE YOU
OUR MOST SOLEMN WORD...

WE WON'T EVEN MENTION
YOUR EXISTENCE TO ANOTHER SOUL.

NOBODY'D
BELIEVE US ANYWAY.

[ Jasper ]
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE, GRANDPA.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WELL, NOT THAT I GOT
ANY HOPES OF FINDIN'
GNOMES, MIND YOU,

BUT YOU DO GOT
SOMEWHAT OF AN HONORABLE
LOOK ABOUT YOUR EYES, SO--

YAHOO!
WE'RE GOING! YAHOO!

OH, GRANDFATHER,
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

YIPPEE!

WE'RE GOING!

WELL,
IF I MAY COIN A PHRASE,

HE'S JUMPIN' OUT
OF THE FRYING PAN
INTO THE FIRE.

YES, SIR.
SMACK INTO THE FIRE.

♪[ Whistling ]

♪ THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ SOONER OR LATER
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ♪

♪ FIND WHERE THEY ARE
WITH THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ SOONER OR LATER
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ♪

♪ FIND THEY ARE
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

[ Whistles,
Honks Horn ]

♪ AS WE RIDE ALONG
THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE ♪

♪ WE'RE KEEPING
OUR PEEPERS OPEN WIDE ♪

♪ LOOKING TO FIND
WHERE SHE MAY HIDE ♪

♪ THE BEAUTIFUL GNOME
FOR JASPER'S BRIDE ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ SOONER OR LATER
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ♪

♪ FIND WHERE SHE IS
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ OH, THE GNOME-MOBILE
IS A GRAND MACHINE ♪

♪ THE LIKE OF WHICH
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ♪

♪ BUT YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAST
YOU BIG DOO-DEEN ♪

♪ WHEN I LOOK WHERE I'M GOING
THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ SOONER OR LATER
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ♪

♪ FIND WHERE THEY ROAM
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE HUNTING FOR GNOMES
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ SOONER OR LATER
WE FEEL THAT WE'LL ♪

♪ FIND WHERE THEY ROAM
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ [ Whistles ]

WELL, I MUST SAY,
JASPER WAS RIGHT
FOR ONCE.

YOU DOO-DEENS
AREDIFFERENT.
THANKS, GRANDPA.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP
CALLING ME GRANDPA.
THE NAME'S KNOBBY.

KNOBBY,
JUST CALL ME D.J.
EVERYONE DOES.

D.J. DON'T COME
MUCH SHORTER THAN THAT.
[ Laughing ]

GRANDFATHER,
WHERE DO WE START
THIS GNOME-HUNTING?

WELL, I FIGURE
THE MOST LIKELY PLACE
WOULD BE A VIRGIN FOREST.

NOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW
OF A 50,000-ACRE
PATCH OF TIMBER...

THAT'S NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BY--
BY DOO-DEENS.

IS IT VERY FAR?
[ D.J. ]
OH, WE CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT.

WE'LL HAVE TO STOP
OVER SOMEWHERE. BUT WE'LL
MAKE IT EASY IN THE MORNING.

JASPER, WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE OTHER GNOMES?

WELL, I WAS, UH, TOO LITTLE
TO REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT IT.

BUT I'VE HEARD IT SAID THAT
THEY MIGRATED, A LOT OF 'EM.
'TWEREN'T THAT AT ALL.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE FERN SEEDS FAILIN'
AND THE FOOD GETTIN' SCARCE?

WHY, I HEARD THAT--
I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU "HEARED."

I'M TELLIN' YA.
I WAS THERE.

IT WAS THE CHOPPIN' DOWN
OF THE TREES THAT MADE
THE GNOMES DISAPPEAR.

I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

EVERYTHING WAS
SO PLEASANT AND PEACEFUL.

EVERYBODY MINDIN'
THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
"TIMBER!"

TREES STARTED
A-COMIN' DOWN, A-FALLIN'...

AND A-CRASHIN' LIKE GIANTS,
THEY CAME DOWN.

IT WAS "TIMBER"
ON THE RIGHT AND
"TIMBER" ON THE LEFT.

AND THE GNOMES A-PANICKIN'
AND A-RUNNIN AND A-FALLIN' DOWN
AND A-BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER.

AND COMIN' RIGHT
BEHIND 'EM ALL THE TIME
WAS THE BIG AXES,

A-SLASHIN' AND A-CUTTIN'
AND, "TIMBER!"

GRANDPA, I REMEMBER THE--
YOU REMEMBER NOTHIN'.
YOU WEREN'T NO BIGGER'N THAT.

I GRABBED YOU IN MY ARMS
AND STARTED TO RUN.

AND RIGHT BEHIND ME
I HEAR, "TIMBER!"

AND I LOOKED BACK
OVER MY SHOULDER,

AND HERE COME
ONE OF THOSE GIANTS
FALLIN' RIGHT AT ME.

- HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?
- I DIDN'T. IT LANDED
RIGHT ON ME.

DID IT KILL YOU?

NO. I DUCKED DOWN
A RABBIT HOLE.

BUT I WAS UNDER
THAT THERE TREE
FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS.

AND WHEN I FINALLY
DUG MYSELF OUT,

THERE WERE
DEAD TREES EVERYWHERE
AND NARY A GNOME IN SIGHT.

- HOW AWFUL.
- OH, THE CARNAGE.

AND THEM INFERNAL AXE SWINGERS.
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE UP.
THEY KEPT A-COMIN' AND A-COMIN.'

AND THE WORST OF 'EM ALL
WAS THAT MULROONEY OUTFIT.

MULROONEY?
BUT, GRANDFATHER--

SHH! DON'T INTERRUPT
WHILE HE'S TALKING.

I NEVER SEEN THE BLACKGUARD
HIMSELF FACE-TO-FACE,

BUT I SEEN THEM HENCHMEN
OF HIS OFTEN ENOUGH,

A-SLASHIN AND A-CUTTIN'
AND A-DESTROYIN'.

"MULROONEY'S MARAUDERS,"
WE CALLED 'EM.

NOW, JUST A MINUTE.

IT SO HAPPENS
THAT MY GRANDFATHER IS--

IN COMPLETE ACCORD
WITH YOU, KNOBBY.

ANY VANDAL WHO CUTS DOWN TREES
INDISCRIMINATELY OUGHT TO BE--

WELL, HE OUGHT TO BE
TAKEN OUT AND HORSEWHIPPED.

YES, SIR.
THOROUGHLY HORSEWHIPPED.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.
EVERYTHING SECURE
IN THE GNOME DEPARTMENT?

OH, PLEASE
GET DOWN, KNOBBY.

YOU DON'T WANT
THE OTHER DOO-DEENS
TO SEE YOU.

PACKIN' US IN HERE
LIKE WE WAS A COUPLE
OF SANDWICHES.

AND ME, AT MY AGE.

I'LL TAKE THIS. THANKS.

HEY, YOU.
YOU CAN'T PARK
THAT THING THERE.

I WON'T BE STAYING LONG,
MY GOOD MAN.

THE NAME IS QUAXTON
OF QUAXTON'S ACADEMY
OF FANTASTIC FREAKS.

BRILLIANT SHOW.
DON'T MISS IT.

♪ [ Rock On Radio ]

HELLO, SPORT.

WELL, YOU LOOK
LIKE AN INTELLIGENT
PATRON OF THE ARTS.

HERE.

ACCEPT THESE FREE TICKETS
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS.

A RARE OPPORTUNITY
TO ENLARGE THE EXPERIENCE
AND BROADEN THE MIND.

TWO BEDROOMS
AND A SITTING ROOM
IN ONE OF THE COTTAGES?

OH, YOU ARE
THE LUCKY ONE, SIR.
THERE'S ONE LEFT.

OH! [ Screams ]

I'M VERY SORRY, SIR,
BUT DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED
IN THE HOTEL.

- BUT THEY'RE NOT DOGS.
THEY'RE GEESE.
- [ Knobby ] GEESE?

SHH.
GRANDPA, GRANDPA, SHH.

[ Muffled Yells ]
AND VERY WELL TRAINED TOO.

I'M VERY SORRY, SIR,
BUT THE RULE IS UNBREAKABLE.
NO PETS OF ANY KIND.

WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT PETS?

THESE GEESE HAPPEN
TO BE INVESTMENTS.
BUSINESS INVESTMENTS.

ROYAL ABYSSINIAN GEESE.

AND VERY RARE.

YOU DO NOT SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND, SIR.

THIS HOTEL DOES NOT PERMIT
ANY ANIMALS OF ANY KIND
WHATSOEV--

[ Gasps ]
OH, MR. MULROONEY.

OH, I AM SO--
[ Knobby ]
MULROONEY!

THE MARAUDER HIMSELF.
WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED.
SHH.

LET ME OUT OF HERE!
[ Screaming ]

GRANDPA, BE QUIET.

[ Muffled Screams ]

♪ [ Loud Music ]

HERE. SHOW MR. MULROONEY
TO HIS ROOM.

[ Yelling Continues ]

A LITTLE ACTION, PLEASE.
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.

YOU UNLOCK THIS THING.
LET ME OUT OF HERE.

PARDON ME, SIR.
ARE THOSE VOICES
COMING FROM THERE?

CORRECT.
A PECULIAR TRAIT
OF ABYSSINIAN GEESE.

THEY MAKE SOUNDS
JUST LIKE PEOPLE.

[ Knobby ]
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME.

♪ [ Continues ]

[ Knobby Shouting ]

THAT'S FINE. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. SET IT DOWN.

THANK YOU, SIR.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHEW!

ALL RIGHT, RODNEY.
YOU CAN TURN OFF
THE MUSIC NOW.

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED.
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT.

GRANDPA, BE QUIET.

YOU CONNIVIN',
DOUBLE-DEALIN' DOO-DEEN.
NOW,
GRANDPA, SETTLE YOURSELF DOWN.

HOW CAN I SETTLE
MYSELF DOWN...

WHEN I FIND MYSELF TRAVELIN'
IN THE VERY COMPANY
OF ME OWN WORST ENEMY?

KNOBBY,
THAT IS NOT SO.

UNSCRUPULOUS, LYIN'
PREVARICATOR.

GETTIN' US TO LEAVE
OUR REDWOOD SANCTUARY
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.

OH, BUT HE'S
A SCHEMIN' ONE.

HE DID IT FOR YOU.
WE'D RATHER BE
IN SEATTLE.

OH, DON'T GIVE ME
NONE YOUR DRUTHERS, YA--
YA MULROONEY-IN-THE-MAKIN'.

[ D.J. ]
ALL RIGHT, KNOBBY.
ENOUGH OF THIS YELLING NOW.

YOU WANT TO AROUSE
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?

GRANDPA, EVEN SAYIN'
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'S TRUE--
OF COURSE IT'S TRUE.

ARE YOU INSINUATIN' YOUR
OWN GRANDFATHER'S A LIAR?

NO, GRANDPA. I'M ONLY
ASKIN' YA TO GIVE MR. MULROONEY
A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.

I AIN'T LISTENIN'
TO NOTHIN' MORE
THAT ONE'S GOT TO SAY.

MULROONEY. LYIN',
CHEATIN', SCHEMIN'--

KNOBBY. KNOBBY.
CALM DOWN NOW
AND LISTEN A MINUTE.

I'M ONLY TRYING
TO HELP.

AH, NO, YOU DON'T,
MULROONEY. I FELL
FOR THAT LINE AFORE.

NOW, I'M A LITTLE DIFFERENT
FROM A LOT OF OTHER LUMBERMEN.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
YOU'RE THE WORST.

YOU WANT TO FIND GNOMES,
DON'T YOU?
NOT WITH YOU, I DON'T.

KNOBBY, SUPPOSING, JUST
FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT,

THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY
ABOUT ME IS TRUE?

- AH, THEN YOU ADMIT IT.
- I DO NOT ADMIT ANYTHING.

I'M ONLY SAYING
THAT EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE,
THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

YESTERDAY. LET'S TALK
ABOUT TOMORROW.

[ Knobby ]
WHOSE TOMORROW? YOURS?

NO. YOURS, YOU ROCK-HEADED
LITTLE MULE, AND JASPER'S.

NOW, WE'RE
DOING EVERYTHING
WE CAN TO HELP YOU.

AND I TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH NO HELP FROM YOU.

GRANDPA, PLEASE, JUST TRY
TO HEAR MR. MULROONEY OUT.
TRY TO TRUST HIM.

I RATHER TRUST
A PRE-DATORY VULTURE
WITH A HUNGRY EYE...

AND AN EMPTY BELLY.

ALL RIGHT, KNOBBY,
I'VE HAD IT.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING,

EVEN HUMBLED MYSELF IN THE HOPE
THAT YOU'D SEE THE LIGHT.

AND HOPE IS ALL YOU'VE GOT LEFT,
YOU STUBBORN OLD DONKEY.
THIS IS THE END.

TOMORROW MORNING,
FIRST LIGHT OF DAY, WE'RE
GOING BACK TO THE REDWOODS.

AND WE'RE GONNA DROP YOU OFF
AND BE FREE OF YOU.

AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
YOU NEVER EVEN EXISTED.

AND THAT
GOES FOR ME TOO.

[ Elizabeth ]
BUT, GRANDFATHER--

NOW, I'M GONNA GET
THE CAR SERVICED, AND I DON'T
WANT TO WASTE A MINUTE TOMORROW.

CAN I COME WITH YOU?
YES, COME ON.

WITHOUT A DOUBT,
THE MOST EXASPERATING,
ORNERY GNOME I EVER MET.

THEN DO WE GO RIGHT
ON TO SEATTLE, GRANDFATHER?

AND THE YACHT.
AND THE SOONER
THE BETTER, SON.

WHERE'S THE NEAREST
SERVICE STATION?
TURN RIGHT,

TWO BLOCKS, AT THE CORNER
OF ELM AND GRANGE.
THANK YOU.

[ Man On TV ]
HERE IN NATURE'S KINGDOM...

DWELL THE REGAL GIANTS
OF THE FOREST,

THE GREAT SEQUOIAS,
MONARCHS OF ALL THEY SURVEY.

PICTURES, GRANDPA,
FROM RIGHT OUT IN THE AIR.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK.
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I AIN'T GONNA FEEL BETTER
TILL I GET OUT OF HERE.

OLDER THAN
WRITTEN HISTORY ITSELF, THEY
TOWER ABOVE THEIR SURROUNDINGS.

LOOK. IT'S THE REDWOODS.

YET, IN MAN'S SCHEME OF THINGS,
THESE GREAT TREES HAVE
PRACTICAL USE...

AS WELL AS
AESTHETIC VALUE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
MY REDWOODS.

FROM THESE FORESTS,
SELECTED TREES ARE TAKEN.

AND WHEN THE LUMBERJACK'S
CRY OF "TIMBER" ECHOES
THROUGH THE WOODS--

[ Grandpa Yelling ]

THEM BLOODY BLACKHEARTED
BLACKGUARD DOO-DEENS!

[ Grandpa Yelling ]
TIMBER!
AND ANOTHER GIANT COMES DOWN...

TO SERVE THE NEEDS
OF MANKIND.

SETTLE DOWN,
GRANDPA.
[ Click ]

SHH. NOW, CALM YOURSELF.

[ Ringing ]

HELLO. YES.

I'M SORRY TO BE
THE ONE TO TELL YOU, MISS,
BUT THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.

A BAD ACCIDENT.

OH, NO. NOT GRANDFATHER.

I'M AFRAID SO. IT'S YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S ROLLS-ROYCE.

IS HE HURT?

WELL, HE CAN'T
TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
BUT WHERE IS HE?

WHERE DID IT HAPPEN?
AT THE CORNER
OF ELM AND GRANGE.

AND HE WANTS YOU
TO COME RIGHT AWAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, SIR.

THESE NEW JOBS
ARE ALL RIGHT
ON THE HIGHWAY,

BUT YOU TAKE
A CAR LIKE THIS,
IT'S BUILT TO GO PLACES.

YES, SIR.
THAT'LL BE 6.20, SIR.
OUT OF 10.

KEEP THE CHANGE.
IT'S NICE TO TALK TO
A MAN WHO APPRECIATES CARS.

YES, SIR.
THANK YOU, SIR.
[ Tires Screech ]

- GRANDFATHER,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
- OF COURSE WE'RE ALL RIGHT.

THEY SAID THERE'D
BEEN AN ACCIDENT, THAT
YOU AND RODNEY WERE HURT.

WHO TOLD YOU?
SOMEONE
ON THE TELEPHONE.

IN THE CAR, QUICKLY.

WATCH OUT, SIR!

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.

ONLY WHAT I EXPECTED.
NOBODY IN THE HOTEL
SAW ANYTHING.

WHY DON'T YOU
CALL THE POLICE?

NO, NOT THE POLICE. TELL
THE POLICE, AND THE NEXT THING,
THE PAPERS WOULD BE FULL OF IT.

THAT'S JUST WHAT WE PROMISED
KNOBBY WOULDN'T HAPPEN.

THIS IS A JOB
FOR MY OWN SECURITY STAFF.

I CAN TRUST MY OWN TEAM,
AND THAT'S JUST
WHAT WE NEED NOW.

OPERATOR, WOULD YOU GET ME
PERSON-TO-PERSON SAN FRANCISCO,
MR. RALPH YARBY?

HOW AM I DOING, DOC?
SOUND AS A DOLLAR.

[ Woman ] MULROONEY MEDICAL.
I ONLY HOPE
D.J. CHECKS OUT AS WELL.

- IF I CAN EVER
GET HIM UP HERE.
- OH, YES. HE'S HERE.

MR. YARBY, IT'S FOR YOU.
D.J.'S ON THE LINE.

D.J.?

D.J., WHERE ARE YOU?
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU FOR--

RALPH, THEY'RE GONE.
MISSING.

GONE? NOT--
THAT'S RIGHT.

- KIDNAPPED.
- WELL, HAVE YOU NOTIFIED
THE POLICE YET?

RALPH-BOY, THEY'RE THE LAST ONES
IN THE WORLD I WANT TO CALL NOW.

GOOD THINKING, D.J.

THE PRESS GET A HOLD OF THIS
AND THE KIDNAPPERS GET SCARED,
AND THE CHILDREN HAVE HAD IT.

WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT CHILDREN?
NOW, LISTEN, RALPH,

THIS IS GONNA BE HARD
FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO ACCEPT,
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
WELL, I ALWAYS
UNDERSTAND, D.J.

WELL, IT'S THE GNOMES
WHO HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

THE GNOMES.

UH, D.J.,
SOMETHING SEEMS TO HAVE
GONE WRONG WITH THE PHONE.

WOULD YOU MIND
REPEATING THAT LAST?

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

YOU'RE COMING
THROUGH CLEAR NOW.

I SAID A PAIR OF GNOMES.
LITTLE PEOPLE.

NOW, THERE'S NOT
A MINUTE TO LOSE.

I WANT YOU TO PUT OUR SECURITY
PEOPLE ON THIS RIGHT AWAY.
AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!

SECURITY.
UH, RIGHT NOW. RIGHT AWAY.

AND REMEMBER, NOBODY'S
TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
BESIDES OUR OWN PEOPLE...

OR THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.

YOU COULDN'T BE
MORE RIGHT, D.J.

LOOK. WHERE ARE YOU
RIGHT NOW?

CEDAR CREEK LODGE.

RIGHT. I'LL FLY UP THERE
AND MEET YOU THERE TONIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. GOOD-BYE.
GET ME SECURITY.

THIS ISN'T A CASE
FOR SECURITY.

WHAT D.J. NEEDS NOW
IS A PSYCHIATRIST.

YOU THINK HE'S LOST HIS
MARBLES?
I'LL GET IN TOUCH
WITH CONRAD RAMSEY.

HE'S GOT A PLACE
NOT FAR FROM THERE.

AN OLD ESTATE HE'S TURNED
INTO A PRIVATE SANITARIUM.

D.J. WILL NEVER SIT STILL
FOR A PSYCHIATRIST.

SUPPOSE HE
THINKS HE'S MEETING
A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?

AN EXPERT WITH
A GREAT ORGANIZATION FOR
HANDLING CASES SUCH AS THIS.

WELL, YES.
YES, I THINK THAT MIGHT WORK.

[ Barking ]

I STILL WISH
YOU'D BROUGHT A COUPLE
OF OUR OWN SECURITY MEN ALONG.

OUR MEN ARE GOOD, D.J.,

BUT AS YOU JUST SAID,
THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE,
AND IT NEEDS A SPECIAL MAN.

BUT THIS RAMSEY GUY,
HAS HE HANDLED CASES
LIKE THIS BEFORE?

ONE AFTER ANOTHER.

FUNNY I NEVER
HEARD OF HIM.

GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO FIVE OAKS.

THANKS. QUITE A PLACE
YOU'VE GOT HERE.

YOU KNOW, THIS RAMSEY
MUST DO ALL RIGHT.

THIS LAYOUT MAKES BRINKS
AND PINKERTON LOOK LIKE
A COUPLE OF PIKERS.

IN ALL HONESTY, D.J.,
YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT THEM
IN THE SAME CATEGORY.

NOW, DON'T SAY
IT CAN'T BE DONE.

YARBY TELLS ME
THAT YOU OFTEN WORK
ON CASES LIKE MINE.

OH, YES, MR. MULROONEY.
ALL THE TIME.
LOCATING LOST GNOMES?

WELL, GNOMES, NO.

BUT WE HAVE UNCOVERED
SOME STRANGE THINGS
IN OUR TIME.

VERY WELL, THEN.
NOW, GETTING BACK
TO THE LITTLE MEN.

YOU SAY YOU FIRST SAW THEM
IN THE REDWOODS?

THAT'S RIGHT.
WE TOOK THEM AS FAR
AS CEDAR CREEK WITH US.

AND THAT'S WHERE
THEY WERE KIDNAPPED.

- WHERE THEY DISAPPEARED,
YOU MEAN.
- I SAID THEY WERE KIDNAPPED,

- AND I MEAN KIDNAPPED!
- YES, YES, YES.

NOW, DURING THE TRIP, DID
ANYBODY ELSE SEE THEM BESIDES
YOU AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN?

SOMEONE ELSE HAD TO SEE THEM,
OF COURSE, OR HOW WOULD THEY
HAVE GOTTEN KIDNAPPED?

WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

YES, AND THAT'S
ONE THAT YOU HAVE
TO FIND THE ANSWER TO.

EVERYTHING
YOU'VE SAID THUS FAR...

LEADS ME TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU DID SEE GNOMES.

OF COURSE I SAW THEM!
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOING HERE?

BUT NOT WITH THESE EYES.
WITH THOSE UP HERE.

THAT IS WHERE
ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE,
THE GNOMES, THE GREMLINS...

OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE
TO CALL THEM LIVE.

[ Buzzing ]

RALPH, THIS GUY
THINKS I'M NUTS.

NOW, D.J., JUST CALM--
I SAY HE THINKS
I'M NUTS!

HE THINKS THAT I'M NUTS!
NOT "NUTS,"
MR. MULROONEY.

JUST, SHALL WE SAY,
OVERFATIGUED.

WHAT IS THIS, RAMSEY?
WHO ARE THESE FELLAS?
UH, MY ASSISTANTS.

WOULD YOU COME
WITH ME, PLEASE?
YARBY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

YARBY, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER.
I OUGHT TO BREAK YOU
IN A DOZEN PIECES!

LET GO OF ME, YOU THUGS.
LET GO OF ME.
YARBY, YOU'RE FIRED!

WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS TO ME?
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]

[ TV: Gunshots,
Shouting ]

DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
FOR BED, CHILDREN?

WE'LL WAIT UP
FOR GRANDFATHER.

WELL, HE'S LIABLE
TO BE TIED UP
FOR A LONG TIME.

[ Phone Rings ]

HELLO. GRANDFATHER?

OH. IT'S FOR YOU.

THANK YOU, RODNEY.
I'LL TAKE IT IN THE BEDROOM.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
YOU CAN HANG UP NOW, RODNEY.

THANK YOU.

[ Whispering ]
RODNEY, THAT IS NOT NICE.

MR. YARBY, AM I GLAD
TO HEAR FROM YOU.

HOW ARE THE CHILDREN?
FINE. ONLY--

WELL, I'M SURE
THEY SUSPECT SOMETHING.

OH, I WAS AFRAID THEY MIGHT.
ARE YOU FREE TO TALK?

YES.
WELL, UH,

HERE'S THE WAY THINGS
SHAPE UP FROM HERE.

IT'S MUCH WORSE
THAN WE THOUGHT.

D.J. GOT VIOLENT.

OH, HOW AWFUL.
HE'S GOING TO BE HERE
FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

DR. RAMSEY'S FIXED UP A ROOM
FOR ME NEXT TO D.J.'S.

SO, IF YOU WANT ME
FOR ANYTHING, AT LEAST
FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS,

YOU CAN CALL ME
AT THIS NUMBER.

UH, RAMSEY'S FIVE OAKS.

KLONDIKE-5-3-1-1-1.

ROOM 302. GOT IT?

- GOT IT.
- FINE.

THANK YOU, MR. YARBY.
GOOD-BYE.

GEE, IT MUST
BE GETTING LATE.

I'M BUSHED.
ME TOO.

GUESS WE MIGHT JUST
AS WELL GET TO BED.

THAT DOES SOUND LIKE
A GOOD IDEA, DOESN'T IT?

GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, RODNEY.

GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, ELIZABETH.

♪

THEY'VE GOT
GRANDFATHER LOCKED UP.
THEY THINK HE'S NUTS.

BUT THEY CAN'T.
NOT GRANDFATHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE GOING TO RESCUE HIM.
BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS FIVE OAKS IS.

IT'S DOWN THE ROAD.
I SAW IT AS WE CAME IN.

COME ON.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD?
SURE. WHY NOT?

BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT
A LICENSE.

OF COURSE NOT.
I'M TOO YOUNG
TO HAVE A LICENSE.

AND WHAT
IF YOU GET CAUGHT?

LOOK, IT'S GRANDFATHER'S
CAR, ISN'T IT?

AND WE'RE TAKING IT
TO HIM, AREN'T WE?

AND IT IS
AN EMERGENCY, ISN'T IT?

[ Engine Starts ]

YOU'LL HAVE TO HELP.
GET DOWN BY THE PEDALS.

PUSH THAT ONE DOWN.

NOW, LET IT UP.

WELL, LET'S TRY
ANOTHER GEAR.

[ Gear Grinding ]

GET READY TO STOP.

NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU
TAKING THOSE FOR?

TO MAKE SURE THAT
I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.

YOU STAY HERE. GRANDFATHER
AND I'LL BE BACK SOON.

HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE
TO FIND GRANDFATHER'S ROOM?

I MEAN,
YOU CAN'T JUST ASK.
I WON'T HAVE TO.

I KNOW IT'S ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
I'LL JUST LISTEN.

NO ONE'S GOT A SNORE
LIKE GRANDFATHER.

[ Snoring Loudly ]

[ Mumbling ]

HOW IS HE?
IS HE ALL RIGHT?

RELAX, MR. YARBY.
HE'S SLEEPING
LIKE A BABY. LISTEN.

[ Snoring ]

[ Door Opens, Shuts ]

[ Barking ]

[ Barking ]

QUIET, BOY.
IT'S NOTHING.
[ Barking ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Whispering ]
GRANDFATHER. PSST.

GRANDFATHER.

GRANDFATHER.

RODNEY.

WHY, YOU LITTLE RASCAL.

[ Door Rattling ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring Loudly ]

[ Snoring Continues ]

I DON'T SOUND
THAT BAD, DO I?

WELL, LET'S START
SNORING OFF THIS BAR.
[ Both Snoring ]

[ Snoring,
Saw Grinding ]

[ Snoring,
Grinding Continue ]

THERE.

[ Snoring ]

NOW, THEN,
IN THE OLD DAYS,

I USED TO BEND A BAR
TWICE THIS SIZE.

[ Snoring ]

I'LL GET IT ON
THE NEXT EXHALE.

IT'S NOT SCARY AS LONG
AS YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN.

YOUNG MAN, I WAS CLIMBING TREES
AND TOPPING THEM OUT
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

- THIS IS THE DIFFICULT PART.
- WON'T WORRY AN OLD
HIGH-CLIMBER LIKE ME.

YOU JUST BE VERY CAREFUL.

OH, SURE.

TIMBER!

[ Crash ]

GRANDFATHER,
YOU HURT?

NOPE, SON.
IT'S THE OLD MULROONEY LUCK.

FALL IN A GLASSHOUSE
AND COME UP SMELLING
LIKE A... PETUNIA.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ Alarm Blaring ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S WRONG?

HE'S GONE.
D.J.! OH, NO!

[ Alarm Continues ]
FASTER, GRANDFATHER.
FASTER.

I'M GOING
AS FAST AS I CAN.

THERE HE IS!

COME ON!

AFTER HIM, DUKE.

UP HERE
IN THE TREE!

WATCH OUT, GRANDFATHER!

HURRY, GRANDFATHER.

D.J., COME BACK!
COME BACK!

HELP ME.

YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT, D.J.

ANYBODY ON OUR TAIL?
NOBODY IN SIGHT,
GRANDFATHER.

[ Elizabeth ]
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
CAN'T SAY, DARLIN'.

BUT ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
WHATEVER IT IS,
WE DO IT ALONE.

SURE CAN'T COUNT ON
THAT MULROONEY TEAM.

- NEXT QUESTION IS,
WHO COULD'VE SEEN THE GNOMES?
- THE DESK CLERK?

- I DOUBT IT.
- MAYBE THE BELLBOY.

I KNOW.
THE FELLOW WITH
THE FANTASTIC FREAKS.

FANTASTIC FREAKS?

HE WAS IN THE LOBBY
PUTTING UP POSTERS
AND HE GAVE ME THESE.

UH-HUH.

"QUAXTON'S
FANTASTIC FREAKS."

HIGHWAY 175.

SOUTH OF HOMERVILLE, HUH?

RODNEY, MY BOY,
YOU'VE JUST HIT ON
A VERY POSSIBLE POSSIBILITY.

[ D.J. ]
HERE IT IS.

[ Rodney ]
IT SURE IS
A CRUMMY-LOOKING PLACE.

[ Elizabeth ]
OH, I DO HOPE
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

YOU TWO WAIT HERE.
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

QUAXTON!

HOLD IT, YOU.
WHAT'S HAPPENIN',
CHAR--

BREAKIN' AND ENTERIN',
IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME.

- BREAKING AND ENTERING?
- LOOK. FIVE OAKS.

FIVE OAKS?
AIN'T THAT SOME KIND OF
A NUTHOUSE OR SOMETHING?

MISTER, I'M PERFECTLY SANE,
AND I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS.

GET ON THE PHONE, ETTA.
CALL THE COPS.
I'LL KEEP THE LOONY COVERED.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU TELL ME
WHERE I CAN FILL THIS FELLA
QUAXTON, I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

GO ON, ETTA.
CALL THE COPS.
GRAB 'EM, MEN!

REACH, MISTER.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
I DON'T CARE WHETHER
YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT.

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
THIS QUAXTON FELLER IS.
HE'S GETTIN' VIOLENT.

YOU DOGGONE RIGHT I AM.
AND THERE'S NO TIME
TO ARGUE.

TWO LIVES
ARE AT STAKE.
TWO LIVES?

AND I'M WARNING YOU, IF
YOU HOLD ANYTHING BACK AND
ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THOSE TWO--

TO THOSE TWO LIVES-- I'LL
SEE TO IT THAT BOTH OF YOU
ARE ARRESTED AS ACCOMPLICES.

LOOK, MISTER,
WE ONLY WORK FOR QUAXTON.

OH, ETTA,
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS LOONY?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DO
OR NOT. BUT I'D BELIEVE ALMOST
ANYTHING ABOUT HORATIO QUAXTON.

AND THAT PHONE CALL.
BE QUIET.

WELL, QUAXTON'S UP TO
SOMETHING, AND YOU KNOW IT.
BE QUIET.

WHAT PHONE CALL?
OH, FIVE, SIX HOURS AGO.

HE SAID WE WAS TO RUN THINGS
TILL HE GOT BACK.
ETTA!

GOT BACK FROM WHERE?
WELL, HIS MOUNTAIN
CABIN, PROBABLY.

I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET.
MOUNTAIN CABIN?
WHERE IS IT?

OH, SOMEWHERE AROUND HOMERVILLE.
A LITTLE ROAD CALLED, UH,
OLD WILLOW.

BUT-BUT WE AIN'T SURE
HE'S THERE, MIND YA.
BUT HE COULD BE.

WELL, IN CASE
WE DON'T FIND HIM THERE,

AND YOU HEAR
FROM HIM AGAIN,

THERE'S DOUBLE THAT
IN IT FOR YOU.

[ Car Starts ]

OH, CHARLIE, LOOK!

"I OWE YOU $5,000.
D.J. MULROONEY."

HUH! TOLD YOU
HE WAS TETCHED.

[ Chuckling ]

FILL 'ER UP.

HOLD IT A MINUTE.

HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU KIDS GOT?

[ Coins Jangling ]

THIRTY-FIVE, THIRTY-SIX
THIRTY-SEVEN--
THIRTY-NINE CENTS.

HOW ABOUT YOU,
ELIZABETH?
[ Coins Jangling ]

UM, A QUARTER
AND TWO NICKELS.

BETTER MAKE IT
TWO GALLONS.

A MAN NAMED QUAXTON
HAS A CABIN AROUND HERE.

DO YOU KNOW
WHERE IT IS?
NOPE.

- DO YOU KNOW HIM?
- NOPE.

WELL, I KNOW HE HAS
A PLACE HERE.

WELL, THAT PUTS YOU
ONE UP ON ME,
DON'T IT?

WELL, HOW ABOUT
THE OLD WILLOW ROAD?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

YEP.
WELL, WHERE?

ABOUT TWO DIRT ROADS BACK.

THANKS.
THAT'S 72 CENTS.

HERE'S 74.
KEEP THE CHANGE.

LAST OF THE BIG SPENDERS.

[ Clattering ]

[ Knobby ]
OH, WHY'D I EVER
LEAVE MY REDWOODS?

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT,
JASPER.

[ Jasper ]
GRANDPA, I'LL GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, I PROMISE.

IF I'D HAD SENSE ENOUGH
TO STAY WHERE I BELONGED,
WE'D NEVER BE IN THIS MESS.

IT'S NO USE, JASPER.
NOW, GRANDPA,
WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE,

BUT WE GOTTA DO IT
BEFORE HE GETS BACK.

DON'T BOTHER ABOUT ME.

I'M ONLY A BURDEN TO YOU.

I'M TOO OLD.
NO, GRANDPA.

ENDING UP
COOPED UP LIKE THIS--

OH!

COME ON, GRANDPA.

[ Groaning ]

OH, ME POOR LEGS.

I CAN'T EVEN CLIMB OUT OF HERE,
LET ALONE ESCAPE.
YOU LEAVE THAT TO ME.

MAYBE IF YOU GO
WITH THAT QUAXTON FELLA--

BE IN HIS SHOW
LIKE HE SAID--
YOU'D MAKE OUT.

NEVER.

I WOULD SPIT ON A DOO-DEEN
LIKE THAT QUAXTON.
[ Yells ]

WELL, MAYBE SO.
[ Coughs ]

DO AS YOU LIKE.

ME, I'M WANTING TO FADE AWAY
AND CALL IT QUITS.

OH, THAT'S ENOUGH OF
THAT KIND OF TALK,
GRANDPA.

COME ON.
WE'RE GETTING
OUT OF HERE.

SUPPOSIN' WE DO ESCAPE?

WHAT GOOD'S
IT GONNA DO US?

WE'RE THE LAST
OF THE GNOMES,
YOU AND ME.

THIS IS THE--
IT'S THE END OF THE LINE.

GRANDPA, LOOK.
THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL FOREST
DOWN THE ROAD A PIECE.

NOW, YOU'LL FEEL
MORE YOURSELF...

WHEN WE GET YOU BACK
WHERE YOU BELONG. NOW--
[ Car Approaching ]

QUICK! THAT'S HIM!

I KEEP TELLING YOU, BOY,
I'M TOO OLD.

[ Grunts ]
HERE WE ARE, GENTS--
GNOME BURGERS.

HEY, YOU SNEAKY
LITTLE WEASEL!
COME BACK HERE!

KEEP GOING, GRANDPA!
KEEP GOING!
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER!

OH, NO, YOU WON'T.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

OH, NOW, LOOK,
LITTLE FELLA.

YOU AND ME HAVE
GREAT THINGS AHEAD OF US.

GREAT THINGS!
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[ Laughs ]
I GOT IDEA ENOUGH.

OH, NOW,
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

[ Chuckles ]
WELL, WELL, AREN'T YOU...

THE LIVELY LITTLE FELLOW
THOUGH, HUH?

WHICH IS MORE THAN CAN BE SAID
FOR YOUR OLD GRANDPA.

OH, BUT NEVER MIND HIM.

DON'T YOU SEE?
WE DON'T HAVE TO
CUT HIM IN ON THIS.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
AND $1 MILLION.

ONE WHOLE COOL
MILLION DOLLARS...

WAITING FOR US
TO COME AND PICK IT UP.
UH-UH.

STAND BACK, QUAXTON.
I'M WARNING YOU.

COME ONE STEP CLOSER
AND I'LL SHOOT.

OH, COME ON NOW, LITTLE FELLA.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HURT YOU.

BESIDES, THE GUN
ISN'T EVEN LOADED.

[ Hammer Clicks ]

SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

NOW, YOU SHOULD, UH, SHOULD
LEARN TO LISTEN TO ME...

ONCE IN A WHILE.
[ Hammer Clicks ]

NOW, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT,
LITTLE FRIEND.

YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE HURT ME.

FACT IS,
YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME!

ALL RIGHT, QUAXTON,
CARE TO TRY AGAIN?

[ Grunts ]

OW!

I'VE... GOT YOU.

NOW, MY LITTLE FISH--

AH!
[ Snickering ]

OH, BACK YOU COME.

OOH!

[ Chuckling,
Giggling ]

[ Quaxton ]
I'M WARNING YOU.
DON'T MAKE ME MAD.

WHEN I GET MAD, I GET
DANGEROUS, AND I'LL WRING YOUR
NECK IF I HAVE TO.

NOW REMEMBER,
YOUNG FELLA,

I CAN MAKE
JUST AS MUCH MONEY
WITH A STUFFED GNOME.

SO FROM NOW ON,
I THINK YOU BETTER
PLAY IT MY WAY, HUH?

I MEAN IT.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

I'M THROUGH BEING NICE, KID.

NOW, YOU HOLD STILL
OR I'LL BREAK YOU
IN PIECES.

JASPER!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT GRANDPA'S GONE
AND I'M--

I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
HE'S WANTING TO FADE AWAY.

YOU SKUNK!
NOW, NOW, NOW,
TAKE IT--

YOU LOW-DOWN,
UNMITIGATED SCOUNDREL!
MR. MULROONEY,

LET'S WATCH OUR LANGUAGE
IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN.
YOU UNSCRUPULOUS DOO-DEEN!

NOW, NOW, NOW,
NOW, PLEASE! WATCH IT.
I WASN'T TRYING TO HURT HIM.

HONEST I WASN'T.
I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO MAKE A LITTLE DEAL.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
HE'S MY GNOME.

YOU SAID YOU WANTED
NOTHING MORE TO DO
WITH HIM.

WHERE'S KNOBBY?
THERE'S A FOREST
DOWN THE ROAD.

I SAID I'D MEET HIM
THERE.

NOW, LOOK, MR. MULROONEY.
YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN.

I HAVE A PROPOSITION TO MAKE
TO YOU ON A GOOD THING.

LISTEN, YOU'RE MISSING A--
YOU'RE MISSING A BET!

THERE'S A FORTUNE IN IT
FOR ALL OF US!

MULROONEY!

[ Moaning ]

[ Sobbing ]

HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING
OF AN OLD GAFFER
AND A COUPLE OF KIDS...

IN A ROLLS-ROYCE?
ROLLS-ROYCE?
LIKE THAT ONE?

YES, LIKE THAT ONE.
HEY, THAT'S IT!

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
AFTER 'EM!

[ Tires Screeching ]
HEY!

[ Clanking ]

[ Clanking ]
OH, NO!
[ Groans ]

[ Mumbling ]

[ Clanking Continues ]
[ Moaning ]

[ Moaning ]

GRANDPA, THERE'S
SOMEBODY TAILING US.

ANYBODY WE KNOW?

IT'S MR. YARBY.
MR. YARBY?
WELL, WELL, WELL.

[ Tires Squealing ]

KEEP OUT OF SIGHT,
JASPER.

ALL RIGHT, MR. MULROONEY.

BUT WHY, GRANDFATHER?
WHY NOT STOP
AND LET THEM SEE HIM?

THAT WOULD PROVE
YOU WEREN'T CRAZY.

NOT ON YOUR LIFE, HONEY.

IT'LL BE A COLD DAY
IN THE TROPICS
WHEN D.J. MULROONEY...

DOES ANYTHING JUST TO PROVE
TO RALPH YARBY THAT HE'S
GOT ALL HIS MARBLES.

FASTER, MAN, FASTER.

YES, MR. YARBY.

THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
OH, NO!

THEY WON'T FOR LONG.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL
THEY KEEP UP...

WHEN THE GOING
GETS ROUGH.

[ Tires Squealing ]

[ Tires Squealing ]

JASPER,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.

I'M TRYING TO,
MR. MULROONEY.

[ Groaning ]

LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MAN!
I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD
FOR THE TREES!

DON'T STOP, STUPID.
GET GOING! GET GOING!

GET THAT HOOD CLOSED.
WE CAN'T SEE WHERE
WE'RE GOING.

I KNOW, MR. YARBY,
BUT HOW?

GIVE HER THE GAS!
FULL SPEED AHEAD!

I SAID AHEAD!
PUT ON THE BRAKES!

MAYBE YOU'D CARE
TO TRY.

THEY'RE WITH US AGAIN.

WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW THEY ARE ON CORNERING.

HOLD TIGHT, EVERYBODY!

WHEE!
I TAKE IT ALL BACK,
GRANDFATHER.

THIS IS SOME CAR!

[ Yelling ]

JUST SOME FENDERS.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

[ Nervous Laugh ]

TURN! TURN! TURN!

MR. YARBY, WOULD YOU
CARE TO DRIVE?

AAH!

WHAT DID WE LOSE NOW?

ONLY THE REAR WHEELS.

LOOK OUT, RALPH!

[ Crashing ]

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THEY USED TO,
HUH, RALPH?

GRANDPA!

GRANDPA!
[ D.J. ]
KNOBBY!

[ Children ]
KNOBBY!
YOO-HOO!

KNOBBY!
WHERE ARE YOU?
KNOBBY!

WHERE ARE YOU?
KNOBBY!

GRANDPA!

GRANDPA,
SHOW YOURSELF!

KNOBBY!
GRANDPA!

YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S FADED AWAY?

OH, NO!
KNOBBY!

KNOBBY!
WHERE ARE YOU?

[ Knobby ]
YAHOO! YAHOO!
SHH!
KNOBBY!

- I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING.
- YAHOO!

YIPPEE!

YAHOO! YAHOO!
YIPPEE!

GRANDPA, WHAT'S HAPPENED?
WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU?
MULROONEY, YOU WERE RIGHT.

WE AIN'T THE ONLY
GNOMES IN THE WORLD.
YIPPEE!

RUFUS?
YES?

COME ON OUT AND MEET
MY DOO-DEEN FRIENDS.

OH, YES, WELL,
ANY FRIEND OF KNOBBY'S
IS A FRIEND OF OURS.

- HELLO, DOO-DEENS.
WELCOME.
- WELL, THANK YOU.

IT'S NICE
TO BE HERE.
HI.

AND IS THIS THE YOUNG ONE
WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET
SOME OTHER GNOMES?

YES, SIR.
I-I SURE WOULD.

[ Chuckling ]
WELL, ALL RIGHT.

MY BOY, IF YOU WERE AFRAID
THAT YOU WERE THE LAST
OF THE GNOMES, TAKE HEART.

[ Laughs ]
THERE'S LOTS OF US--
AND HERE'S THE PROOF.

YOU NEEDN'T EVER
BE LONESOME AGAIN.

SOMETHING AILIN' YOU, BOY?

AIN'T YOU GLAD
TO FIND MORE GNOMES?

WELL, YEAH, GRANDPA,

ONLY, UH, UH--

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
UH, UH--

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ALL RIGHT,
OUT WITH IT!

WHATDOYOU MEAN?
KNOBBY--

I THINK WHAT THE BOY'S TRYING
TO SAY IS, "ARE THERE
ANY GIRL GNOMES?"

[ Laughs ]
WELL, OF COURSE.
HOW STUPID OF ME.

RUFUS HERE HAS MORE GIRL GNOMES
THAN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH.
RIGHT, RUFUS?

OH, YOU KNOW I HAVE.
MY GOODNESS.
HAVE I GOT GIRLS!

I'VE GOT BIG GIRLS--
YOU KNOW, I REALLY MEAN
BIG ONES.

AND LITTLE GIRLS.
YOU WANT A LITTLE ONE?
I'VE GOT MEDIUM-SIZED ONES.

HAVE I GOT GIRLS.
I'VE GOT SOME THAT--

I'LL SHOW YOU.
GIRLS?

GIRLS!
COME ON OUT, GIRLS!

THE ELIGIBLE GNOME
IS HERE.

[ Shouting, Giggling ]

STOP THIS!
HOLD IT!

NOW, DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEADS, GIRLS.
BACK THERE. BACK THERE.

GO. LINE UP.
LINE UP, NOW.

[ Chattering ]

GIRLS ARE SO SILLY.

DON'T YOU THINK SO?
NO.

WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE,
GRANDFATHER?

WELL, NOW, IT'S KIND
OF HARD TO SAY.
I LIKE THEM ALL.

WELL, DON'T STAND THERE
LIKE A STUMP, BOY.

YA COME LOOKING
FOR A BRIDE.
GET GOING.

GO ON, GO ON.
THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE BASHFUL.

[ Knobby ]
GO AHEAD, BOY!
GO AHEAD!

THAT ONE'S POPPY.

AND THE NEXT,
THAT'S PETUNIA.

NAMED AFTER A FLOWER,
YOU KNOW.

THAT'S HEATHER,
AND THAT ONE IS MORNING GLORY.

THAT'S A LOVELY NAME.
[ Chuckles ]

OH, JASPER,
THAT'S SNAPDRAGON.

BY THE WAY, SHE'S
MY NIECE, JASPER.

SHE'S THE ONE
I THINK HE'LL LIKE,
YOU KNOW, MY NIECE.

[ Laughing ]
YEAH, SHE'S THE ONE
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE.

OH, THAT NEXT ONE--
THAT'S BUTTERCUP.

THAT'S DAISY.
DAISY.

THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.

ISN'T IT?
HE MUST BE GETTING OLD.

AND-AND THISTLE DOWN.

AND THAT'S PRIMROSE.

AND THERE'S DEWDROP.
[ Laughs ]
DEWDROP.

HOW PRETTY, THAT--
AZALEA.

AND THAT'S PEARBLOSSOM.

"PEARBLOSSOM."
THAT'S TWO WORDS MADE
INTO ONE, YOU KNOW.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
POOR VIOLET THERE.

A BIT BASHFUL,
I'M AFRAID.

UH, HI.

WELL, COME ON, BOY.
IF THAT'S THE ONE,
GO AHEAD AND TAKE HER.

[ Rufus ]
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

AND WHY NOT?
HE'S PICKED THE ONE
HE WANTS.

THE ONEHEWANTS?
OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S NOT THE MALE
THAT PICKS HIS MATE.

IT'S THE "SHE-MALE"
THAT PICKS THE DATE.

IT'LL ALL END OUT ALL RIGHT.
IT'S THE OLDEST LAW IN NATURE.

- I NEVER HEARD SUCH NONSENSE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
KNOBBY?

YOU KNOW THAT
WHENEVER WE HAVE
A BUMPER CROP OF FEMALES...

WE LIKE TO GIVE
EVERY MAIDEN A CHANCE.

YOU MEAN HE'S STUCK
WITH WHOEVER PICKS HIM?

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.

PREPARE THE ELIGIBLE GNOME!

[ Chattering,
Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING
TO JASPER?

OH, JUST A LITTLE
COMPLICATION.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
OF IT MYSELF.

IT MAKES FOR A LITTLE
MORE FUN.
"FUN"?

[ Chattering ]

[ D.J. Laughs ]

A GREASED GNOME.
A WHAT?

IT'S LIKE A GREASED
PIG CHASE BACK IN IRELAND.

THE ONE WHO CATCHES HIM
GETS TO KEEP HIM.

IT'S NOT VERY
ROMANTIC, IS IT?

FORM YOUR CIRCLE!

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES.

YOU'VE GOT TO
HANG ON TO YOUR GNOME
FOR A COUNT OF SEVEN.

IS THAT CLEAR?

ON YOUR MARK.

GET SET.

- GO!
-[ Horn Blares ]

[ Clamoring ]

AW, KEEP QUIET!

RUN FOR IT, JASPER!
HEAD FOR THE TALL TIMBER!

[ Chattering, Laughing ]

[ Knobby ]
WATCH IT, BOY!
THEY'RE TRICKY!

FOR A MAN TO WIN THIS GAME,
HE'S GOT TO HAVE EYES
IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

OW!
OH!
OH!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHERE'S JASPER?

HE'S ESCAPED.
HEY, LOOK!

PSST! VIOLET!
CATCH ME!

GOOD GIRL, SNAPDRAGON!

HOW'D YOU LIKE
THAT SNAPPY CATCH,
KNOBBY?

[ Shouting, Chattering ]

- WHOOPS!
- [ Both Laughing ]

GET IN THERE, VIOLET!
IT'S ANYBODY'S GNOME!

CATCH ME.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.

WELL, HURRY UP.
GRAB ME BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.

NOW, GIRL, NOW!
GO ON! GO AHEAD!

[ Chattering,
Shouting ]
[ Knobby ] GRAB HIM!

OH, NO!
DID YOU EVER SEE
SUCH A BACKWARD FEMALE?

[ Girls Clamoring ]

ATTA GIRL!

REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
I WAS CHASING THIS GREASED PIG--

PLUMB DISGUSTING!
THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
MUCH LEFT OF THE BOY...

WHEN WHOEVER
GETS HIM, GETS HIM.

[ Whistles ]

DODGE 'EM, SON!
DODGE EM!

LOOK BELOW YOU, BOY!
BELOW YOU!

COME ON, VIOLET!
GET IN THERE!
GET IN THERE!

JASPER!

SHE'S GOT HIM!
HOLD ON!
OH, HOLD ON!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
YOU OLD COOT?

HANG ON, VIOLET.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR GNOME.

START COUNTING.
ONE,

TWO,

THREE--
FASTER!

STOP INTERRUPTING ME.
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS
GET FLUSTERED...

WHEN I GET, UH, STUTTERED--
WHEN I GET STUTTERED--

I MEAN, I GET--
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE--

F-F-F-FOUR,

F-F-FIVE,

S--
WHAT COMES AFTER FIVE?

SIX!
OH.

S-S-SIX--
SEVEN!

OH!

OH, NO.
THERE HE IS.

VIOLET!

[ Knobby ]
SHE GOT HIM!

WHO'S GOT HIM?
WELL,
START COUNTING.

ONE, TWO,

THREE,

FOUR,

FIVE, SIX,

SEVEN!

IT'S VIOLET!
IT'S VIOLET!

IT'S VIOLET!
IT'S VIOLET.

VIOLET IS
THE OFFICIAL WINNER.

BY THE POWER
AND AUTHORITY...

VESTED IN ME
BY THE GNOMISH
COUNCIL OF ELDERS,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
GNOME AND WIFE.

WELL, GO AHEAD, BOY.
KISS HER. KISS HER.

DO I HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING FOR YOU?

[ Murmuring, Laughing ]

FOLKS. FOLKS!

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?

TO HONOR THIS
MEMORABLE OCCASION,

SORT OF AS
A WEDDING PRESENT,

I AM DEEDING TO THE GNOMES
50,000 ACRES OF VIRGIN REDWOODS,

- [ Murmuring ]
- TO BE YOURS FOR ETERNITY--
AND EVEN LONGER.

ANY AND ALL
YOUNG MARRIED COUPLES...

WHO WANT TO COME ALONG
AND START A NEW COLONY--

THERE'S A GNOME-MOBILE
LEAVING IMMEDIATELY.

THREE CHEERS
FOR D.J. MULROONEY!

HIP, HIP--
[ Together ]
HOORAY!

HIP, HIP--
HOORAY!

HIP, HIP--
HOORAY!

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY
TO FEEL ♪

♪ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ IN YEARS TO COME
I CAN GUARANTEE ♪

♪ A DOZEN GRANDCHILDREN
AT YOUR KNEE ♪

♪ AND EVERYONE OF 'EM
PROUD TO CLAIM ♪

♪ MULROONEY IS
ME MIDDLE NAME ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY
TO FEEL ♪

♪ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ IN THE GNOME-MOBILE
THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ WE'RE ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY
TO FEEL ♪

♪ ROLLING ALONG
IN THE GNOME-MOBILE ♪

♪ [ Whistling ]

♪ [ Whistling Continues ]