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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,541 --> 00:00:02,576 - [Narrator] Tonight on Wiseguy. 2 00:00:02,609 --> 00:00:03,410 - The first thing I'd like you to do 3 00:00:03,444 --> 00:00:05,712 is deal with the Terranova problem. 4 00:00:05,746 --> 00:00:06,547 - What Terranova problem? 5 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,415 - He's a criminal. 6 00:00:08,449 --> 00:00:11,285 (accordion music) 7 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,689 - There is a crisis in this room. 8 00:00:15,722 --> 00:00:17,624 - There are guys out there that aren't so happy. 9 00:00:17,658 --> 00:00:20,861 - If this crisis finds its way to our family, 10 00:00:20,894 --> 00:00:22,830 I will return to the business. 11 00:00:23,864 --> 00:00:25,699 You do not want that. 12 00:00:25,732 --> 00:00:27,434 - You came all the way out here to tell us 13 00:00:27,468 --> 00:00:29,736 leave a guy alone that we ain't even bothering. 14 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:32,139 (gunfire) 15 00:00:32,806 --> 00:00:35,742 (dramatic music) 16 00:01:55,989 --> 00:01:58,825 (accordion music) 17 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,663 - The government has arrived to track revenues 18 00:03:09,696 --> 00:03:12,833 and with an estate the size Mrs. Twine is inheriting, 19 00:03:12,866 --> 00:03:13,767 we want to make sure she knows 20 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,837 the taxes on it could reach seven figures. 21 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:17,771 - The will is in probate. 22 00:03:17,804 --> 00:03:19,072 It could be tied up for a year. 23 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:20,841 - Better for your client to be aware of me now 24 00:03:20,874 --> 00:03:22,843 so there's no funny business. 25 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:25,045 - Hey look here, I took out a second mortgage 26 00:03:25,078 --> 00:03:27,914 on my building so that I could pay the back taxes. 27 00:03:27,948 --> 00:03:29,916 Now does that sound like somebody who's trying to cheat you? 28 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:32,619 - No offense, but your late husband 29 00:03:32,653 --> 00:03:34,921 made a career out of gypping the government. 30 00:03:34,955 --> 00:03:37,758 - Ah this is totally uncalled for, Grondike. 31 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,126 - We'll simply continue investigating 32 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:40,694 the little lady's company. 33 00:03:40,727 --> 00:03:42,796 - Oh I love it when you talk dirty. 34 00:03:42,829 --> 00:03:44,731 - I'm not surprised, considering 35 00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:47,634 some of the shady characters you've done business with. 36 00:03:50,671 --> 00:03:52,372 - Just put it in the bedroom back there will ya? 37 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,473 - You're gonna have sound like Carnegie Hall 38 00:03:53,507 --> 00:03:54,841 when I get done, you know that? 39 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:57,077 Next stop's that apartment on Fernley Road, 40 00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:58,078 then you're done for the day. 41 00:03:58,111 --> 00:03:59,780 - Gotcha, see you tomorrow Al. 42 00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:01,048 - Righto. 43 00:04:01,081 --> 00:04:02,449 Part of the quality's the speakers you bought, 44 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:03,817 but it's the house too, what is this place? 45 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:05,786 50, 60 years old? 46 00:04:05,819 --> 00:04:07,621 Great acoustics whatever it is. 47 00:04:11,024 --> 00:04:12,025 Is there something the matter? 48 00:04:13,827 --> 00:04:17,064 - I know you, from high school, Mount Carmel right? 49 00:04:17,097 --> 00:04:18,665 You're Al Merullo aren't ya? 50 00:04:18,699 --> 00:04:19,900 - And you're Petey Terranova's brother right? 51 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:22,102 - Yeah yeah, Vinnie how you doing? 52 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:26,673 - God I was real sorry to hear about your brother. 53 00:04:26,707 --> 00:04:27,874 - Yeah, yeah. 54 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:30,444 I remember you from high school man. 55 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:32,579 You were the best tight end I ever saw. 56 00:04:32,612 --> 00:04:33,914 You know I spent my whole freshman year 57 00:04:33,947 --> 00:04:35,582 trying to be like you? 58 00:04:35,615 --> 00:04:37,417 I even tried to run like you. 59 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,786 - I had great legs huh? 60 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:41,521 - You could've been another Ditka. 61 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,093 - Well I could still have the heart attack. 62 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:47,794 - You know it's not bad enough for these guys 63 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:48,829 that Isaac had a coronary. 64 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:50,764 They want to give me one too. 65 00:04:50,797 --> 00:04:51,998 - Didn't you ever talk to Isaac 66 00:04:52,032 --> 00:04:53,800 about the living trust I suggested? 67 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,035 - Yeah I talked to him about it 68 00:04:55,068 --> 00:04:57,003 and he listened, he always listened 69 00:04:57,037 --> 00:04:58,638 and then I guess he still wound up thinking 70 00:04:58,672 --> 00:05:01,508 well when I die she's going to get everything anyway so... 71 00:05:02,642 --> 00:05:04,177 Isaac, why, didn't you know this was all 72 00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:05,112 gonna come down on my head? 73 00:05:05,145 --> 00:05:07,981 - Amber, come on please. 74 00:05:08,014 --> 00:05:09,149 Don't tear yourself up. 75 00:05:09,182 --> 00:05:10,717 We can get past this. 76 00:05:11,718 --> 00:05:12,919 - How? 77 00:05:12,953 --> 00:05:14,988 - How is my department. 78 00:05:17,057 --> 00:05:19,960 - I just don't like being so dependent on you. 79 00:05:19,993 --> 00:05:22,462 - Don't worry, your image is intact. 80 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,931 You're still the most self-sufficient woman I know 81 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,901 and the most appealing. 82 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:32,539 - It's nice to know the bloom isn't off the rose. 83 00:05:32,572 --> 00:05:34,941 I doubt the IRS is going to give a damn about that. 84 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:36,810 - I started taking steps the moment I got wind 85 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,044 of what they had in store for you 86 00:05:38,078 --> 00:05:40,647 to build you as much protection as possible. 87 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,048 Now the first thing I'd like you to do 88 00:05:42,082 --> 00:05:43,884 is deal with the Terranova problem. 89 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,520 - What Terranova problem? 90 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:48,255 - He's a criminal, a felon. 91 00:05:48,288 --> 00:05:49,923 One of those shady characters 92 00:05:49,956 --> 00:05:51,992 that keeps you under the IRS microscope. 93 00:05:52,025 --> 00:05:53,960 - Roger, he's a friend. 94 00:05:53,994 --> 00:05:56,830 He did nothing but good for Shakala while Isaac was alive 95 00:05:56,863 --> 00:05:59,166 and he's been there for me ever since Isaac died. 96 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:02,803 - He may be a good guy, but he carries baggage. 97 00:06:02,836 --> 00:06:05,872 For Shakala's sake, you should sever ties 98 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:07,841 with Mr. Terranova immediately. 99 00:06:11,178 --> 00:06:11,812 - Vinnie. 100 00:06:15,048 --> 00:06:16,983 Vinnie's been good to me, Roger. 101 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:18,218 - Yeah I had a ton of schools chasing me 102 00:06:18,251 --> 00:06:19,753 to play football then. 103 00:06:19,786 --> 00:06:22,522 Notre Dame, Boston College, Penn. 104 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,924 - I'm surprised you didn't just take your wife 105 00:06:23,957 --> 00:06:25,959 along with you, she could've led cheers for you. 106 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:27,027 - Pregnant? 107 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,895 No way Vin. 108 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:30,096 I didn't even stick around Mount Carmel 109 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:32,032 and finish my senior year. 110 00:06:32,065 --> 00:06:33,900 Priest thought that a high school father 111 00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:35,535 would corrupt the school. 112 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,604 It was the dark ages then. 113 00:06:37,637 --> 00:06:39,139 So I dropped out and got a job delivering 114 00:06:39,172 --> 00:06:40,974 for my old man's lumber company. 115 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,609 - I remember something like that. 116 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:44,277 - Besides I played enough semi-pro football 117 00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:46,046 and rec league hoops to figure out 118 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:48,782 my body would only last so many years, 119 00:06:48,815 --> 00:06:52,052 but Connie my wife, I knew she'd always be at home 120 00:06:52,085 --> 00:06:54,554 to give me a big kiss when I come through the door. 121 00:06:55,755 --> 00:06:57,624 - What, she didn't' want you to run IBM? 122 00:06:58,892 --> 00:07:00,560 She didn't want to run it herself? 123 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,028 - No, never entered her mind. 124 00:07:02,062 --> 00:07:04,698 She's happy just raising three best kids in the world. 125 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:06,733 That's harder than running a business. 126 00:07:06,766 --> 00:07:08,068 Can't fire your kids, right? 127 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,035 - Well that's true. 128 00:07:12,038 --> 00:07:14,774 - But, she is gonna have my butt on a platter 129 00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:16,576 if I don't get to the market 130 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,112 and get some of Mr. DeSorbio's sausage for dinner. 131 00:07:20,046 --> 00:07:23,049 Hey, why don't you come eat with us tonight? 132 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,351 You can tell the kids what a stud 133 00:07:24,384 --> 00:07:25,685 their old man used to be huh? 134 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:27,888 - I don't know, I don't know. 135 00:07:27,921 --> 00:07:29,723 A guy like me with my reputation. 136 00:07:29,756 --> 00:07:30,991 You know, might upset the neighbors. 137 00:07:31,024 --> 00:07:32,192 - What are you talking about? 138 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:35,161 I got uncles who make you look like St. Francis of Assisi. 139 00:07:35,195 --> 00:07:38,131 Besides, Connie would love to meet Pete's brother. 140 00:07:38,164 --> 00:07:40,667 (phone rings) 141 00:07:42,402 --> 00:07:43,970 - Hello. 142 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,038 - Vinnie it's me. 143 00:07:45,071 --> 00:07:46,106 - Hey how you doing? 144 00:07:46,139 --> 00:07:47,307 Can you hold on for a second? 145 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:49,142 I got a friend here who's just out the door. 146 00:07:49,175 --> 00:07:50,377 Hold on a minute. 147 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,311 What time for dinner? 148 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:53,179 - Seven, bring your appetite. 149 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:55,115 - All right I'll see you then. 150 00:07:55,148 --> 00:07:56,316 Hello? 151 00:07:56,349 --> 00:07:57,784 - Vinnie I don't want to offend you. 152 00:07:57,817 --> 00:07:58,952 It's important that you understand that. 153 00:07:58,985 --> 00:08:01,855 - I don't think you could offend me even if you wanted to. 154 00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:03,924 - Well I need you to sign a statement 155 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:06,960 saying that you're no longer connected with Shakala. 156 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:08,862 My lawyer insists on it. 157 00:08:08,895 --> 00:08:11,231 - Hey Amber, Amber, this is me remember? 158 00:08:12,799 --> 00:08:15,835 Terranova with two Rs, you don't have to explain anything. 159 00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:17,003 I told you I'd try to help you 160 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:18,638 anyway I could and I meant it. 161 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,007 Just have the guy draw up the papers 162 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:23,143 and send them over, I'll sign 'em. 163 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,312 On one condition. 164 00:08:25,345 --> 00:08:26,680 - What's that? 165 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:27,948 - I still get to see you. 166 00:08:29,249 --> 00:08:30,250 - You got a deal. 167 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:32,285 Thanks Vinnie. 168 00:08:32,319 --> 00:08:33,820 - Okay, goodbye. 169 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:40,093 (emotional music) 170 00:08:40,126 --> 00:08:41,861 (sighs) 171 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:42,729 - Damn. 172 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,035 (upbeat music) 173 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:50,136 - There's two seconds left right? 174 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:53,406 40,000 people screaming at the top of their lungs. 175 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,175 Mount Carmel's down by five points. 176 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,877 It's pouring rain outside, 177 00:08:57,911 --> 00:08:59,746 the ball is like a greased pig. 178 00:08:59,779 --> 00:09:01,181 So the quarterback takes the ball 179 00:09:01,214 --> 00:09:02,716 and he heaves a hail Mary into the end zone 180 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:03,883 but it's 20 yards from where 181 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:05,452 your old man's running his pattern, 182 00:09:05,485 --> 00:09:09,122 so he races over to it with three guys hanging all over him. 183 00:09:09,155 --> 00:09:12,125 He reaches out with one hand, one, his bad hand 184 00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:13,827 and he snatches it right out of the sky. 185 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,129 So we beat Brother Rice and win the championship. 186 00:09:16,162 --> 00:09:17,263 - Really? 187 00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:18,898 - Hey would I lie to you, huh? 188 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:20,200 - That's great Dad! 189 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:21,768 - Ah you'll make a better catch someday. 190 00:09:21,801 --> 00:09:23,103 - Not if he doesn't get to bed right now. 191 00:09:23,136 --> 00:09:24,204 Time to hit the road, pal. 192 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:25,472 - Come on Mom! 193 00:09:25,505 --> 00:09:27,107 - Tammy march him upstairs, will ya? 194 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,108 And check his homework. 195 00:09:28,141 --> 00:09:29,142 - All right. 196 00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:31,411 - And tell your big sister she melts that tape 197 00:09:31,444 --> 00:09:34,247 or she don't have to bother coming home from school anymore. 198 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,316 - Hey, we'll get the ball out tomorrow little Al 199 00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:37,717 and we'll throw it around huh? 200 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,753 - Okay Dad, goodnight. - Goodnight buddy. 201 00:09:40,854 --> 00:09:42,389 Goodnight sweetheart. - Goodnight. 202 00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:45,959 - You listen to your big sister now. 203 00:09:45,992 --> 00:09:46,893 - Goodnight. 204 00:09:46,926 --> 00:09:48,094 - I'll be up to check you. 205 00:09:48,128 --> 00:09:49,963 - Thank you Tammy. 206 00:09:49,996 --> 00:09:51,231 - 40,000 people? 207 00:09:51,264 --> 00:09:54,134 - So I'm not very good with numbers, so what? 208 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,236 - I liked the touch with the bad hand, that was smooth. 209 00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:57,303 (sighs) 210 00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:59,105 - Thank God. 211 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:00,306 - See what you're missing? 212 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:04,411 Noise, dirty dishes, kids who don't think they need sleep. 213 00:10:04,444 --> 00:10:05,779 I love it. 214 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:06,946 - You don't have a family, you don't leave 215 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,481 anything behind when you die. 216 00:10:08,515 --> 00:10:10,083 That's what Al always says. 217 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:13,987 So there a story about why you're not married yet? 218 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,155 - Honey come on. 219 00:10:15,188 --> 00:10:16,756 - Aren't you gonna ask me if I liked your sauce or not? 220 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,291 - Hey, I saw where your dinner went. 221 00:10:18,324 --> 00:10:20,460 No sense asking a question I already know the answer. 222 00:10:20,493 --> 00:10:22,128 - I told you she was a pistol. 223 00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:25,165 - I just wanna know what the deal is with you and the girls. 224 00:10:25,198 --> 00:10:27,267 Or do you like boys, huh Vinnie? 225 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,201 - Yeah right-- 226 00:10:28,234 --> 00:10:29,235 - Marie come on whoa whoa. 227 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:30,236 - Yeah I like boys. 228 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:32,272 - I'm just asking, just asking. 229 00:10:32,305 --> 00:10:33,206 Now what's her name? 230 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:36,042 Come on Vinnie, what's her name? 231 00:10:36,076 --> 00:10:37,377 Hey turn that down! 232 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,045 What is it with you kids? 233 00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:40,747 How many times, your father's coming upstairs! 234 00:10:42,215 --> 00:10:43,316 - [Al] Lights out! 235 00:10:44,384 --> 00:10:46,820 (knocking) 236 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:02,469 - Vincent Terranova? 237 00:11:02,502 --> 00:11:05,338 - Yeah, why didn't you just use the front door? 238 00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:08,274 - People don't open the front door for guys like me, here. 239 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:26,893 (emotional music) 240 00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:27,560 - What? 241 00:11:29,996 --> 00:11:32,398 (somber music) 242 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,219 - [Man] The contract gives the band a release option 243 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:55,054 in the event of a management change. 244 00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,023 - There's no management change, I'm right here. 245 00:11:57,056 --> 00:12:00,460 - Yeah you are, but with Isaac gone. 246 00:12:01,628 --> 00:12:03,096 Look my boys just want to sign 247 00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:05,298 with a label that's got a little more clout. 248 00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:07,433 - The boys, when they couldn't get a gig 249 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:10,503 to sing happy birthday Isaac and I stuck right by them. 250 00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:13,139 - Hey I'm a loyalist to a point, 251 00:12:13,173 --> 00:12:15,575 but the band's interests are what I have to think about. 252 00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:20,280 I'm sorry. 253 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,384 - It's all right. 254 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:25,385 - No hard feelings? 255 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,321 - Haven't got many of them left. 256 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,461 (sighs) 257 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,329 God. 258 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:41,201 - We can probably tie Lenny's band to the option clause. 259 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:44,270 - I don't want anybody working with me against their will. 260 00:12:48,441 --> 00:12:51,311 - Hope I'm not interrupting anything here. 261 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:54,047 - Vinnie hi this is Roger-- - Mr. Terranova. 262 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,316 I'm Roger Totland, Mrs. Twine's lawyer. 263 00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:58,451 - [Vinnie] You the one I should thank for this? 264 00:12:58,484 --> 00:12:59,619 - What is that? 265 00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:00,987 - It's a restraining order. 266 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,455 - A restraining order? 267 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,624 - Yeah, Mr. Totland here sent me an official warning 268 00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:06,426 to stay away from this company. 269 00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:09,395 And you. 270 00:13:09,429 --> 00:13:10,964 - Roger how could you do something like that 271 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:12,198 without asking me? 272 00:13:12,232 --> 00:13:13,533 You are my lawyer, not my guardian. 273 00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,935 - It has nothing to do with Mr. Terranova personally. 274 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,071 It's just a legal device to protect you. 275 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,473 - You need protection from me? 276 00:13:20,506 --> 00:13:22,242 - No, I didn't know anything about this. 277 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,376 I mean Roger doesn't know anything 278 00:13:23,409 --> 00:13:25,378 about the arrangement that you had with Isaac and me. 279 00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:28,481 - Isaac was a flamboyant character with exotic tastes. 280 00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:30,450 You're a widow trying to keep your company afloat. 281 00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:32,719 You can't afford to freelance the way he did. 282 00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:35,121 - I would do nothing to jeopardize Shakala. 283 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,532 - But your criminal record does. 284 00:13:46,566 --> 00:13:48,301 This could lead to government scrutiny, 285 00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:50,069 something Shakala doesn't need. 286 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,038 Maybe you should see his record. 287 00:13:52,071 --> 00:13:53,439 (sighs) - I've seen it. 288 00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:56,509 Well when you sold the dog records to us, 289 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,578 I needed to know what we were getting into. 290 00:13:58,611 --> 00:13:59,979 - You see that? 291 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,381 I got nothing to hide. 292 00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:04,651 - As your lawyer, I have to tell you 293 00:14:04,684 --> 00:14:06,419 that associations of this kind 294 00:14:06,452 --> 00:14:08,755 carry the taint of illegitimacy. 295 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:11,391 I'm sure you've had ample experience with blind justice 296 00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:12,992 and unpleasant publicity. 297 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:15,528 Your curriculum vitae? 298 00:14:15,561 --> 00:14:18,731 - I don't need any nickel and dime career analysis from you. 299 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,269 - You're a loyal friend of Amber's, 300 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:27,040 so I'm sure you'll have no problem signing this. 301 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:29,542 It simply absolves Mrs. Twine of responsibility 302 00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:31,477 for any illegal activity you may have been 303 00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:33,546 involved in during your tenure here. 304 00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:39,585 - Do you want me to sign this? 305 00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:43,389 - He's covering my butt. 306 00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:48,494 - Well I'll have my lawyer look at it. 307 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,472 I don't like this guy. 308 00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:02,108 - He's a Park Avenue lawyer, nobody likes him. 309 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:03,509 - He's got an attitude. 310 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:05,345 - [Man] Not an indictable offense my friend. 311 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:06,612 - Yeah well he's using Amber. 312 00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:08,314 - Oh you don't know that. 313 00:15:08,348 --> 00:15:09,615 - I can feel it. 314 00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:12,151 - Being a little territorial aren't we Vinnie? 315 00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:15,355 - And what's that supposed to mean? 316 00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:18,191 - Look, this guy Totland may just be 317 00:15:18,224 --> 00:15:20,093 trying to make a strong willed woman 318 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:22,628 believe that he can take better care of her 319 00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:23,663 than she can herself. 320 00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:27,433 You sure you're not trying to prove the same thing? 321 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,336 - Amber and I have a professional relationship. 322 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,339 - Yeah, so did Napoleon and Josephine. 323 00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:35,074 - Hey what are you, Dr. Ruth? 324 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,609 Why don't you give it a rest? 325 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:38,745 (laughs) 326 00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:43,783 - [Amber] So when did the show close? 327 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,486 - [Woman] It didn't I just couldn't take it anymore. 328 00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:47,687 - So two years of dinner theater 329 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,789 must have seemed like an eternity. 330 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:53,626 - I told my agent, if I had to sing Sunrise Sunset 331 00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:56,362 one more time while the audience was sawing away 332 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,164 at their prime rib, my next performance 333 00:15:58,197 --> 00:15:59,565 was going to be suicide. 334 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,567 (laughs) 335 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:04,470 So, here I am. 336 00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,672 Reading for every part in town. 337 00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:09,142 - I'm glad you're home, Zoe 338 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,679 but you don't really need to stay here do you? 339 00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:17,884 - I told you, my sublet isn't up for another week. 340 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,119 The guy won't vacate any sooner. 341 00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:22,388 You're gonna throw me out? 342 00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:24,490 - No I'm not gonna throw you out, 343 00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:25,425 it just seems a little funny. 344 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,794 I mean you have other girlfriends in town. 345 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:29,629 I think you want to babysit me. 346 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,166 - They're all actresses and they're either 347 00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:34,767 after the same part I'm after 348 00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,569 or they're agonizing over their last 349 00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:39,472 failed affair or their next gray hair. 350 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,575 I'm not looking for a competitor. 351 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,778 I'm looking for a babysitter. 352 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,248 (laughs) 353 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,417 - Well then you brush your teeth 354 00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:54,253 and you study your lines, or no TV. 355 00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:55,254 - Okay. 356 00:16:55,288 --> 00:16:55,888 - Okay. 357 00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:02,728 All right, so I'm gonna be back in a few hours 358 00:17:02,762 --> 00:17:04,630 and then we can schmooze about everything. 359 00:17:04,664 --> 00:17:05,698 I look okay? 360 00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:06,799 - You look great. 361 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,634 This guy special? 362 00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:10,770 - Strictly business. 363 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,556 - May I help you sir? 364 00:17:31,891 --> 00:17:36,195 - Yeah, I want to leave these for Mrs. Twine okay? 365 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,567 - Evening Mrs. Twine. 366 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,835 - Evening Charles. 367 00:17:44,403 --> 00:17:45,238 - Hi. 368 00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:47,773 - Hi. 369 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,512 - I was just in the neighborhood and... 370 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,283 I wanted to give you these. 371 00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:58,317 - Oh Vinnie. 372 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,454 Thank you. 373 00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:02,822 - You're welcome. 374 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:03,723 - Peace offering? 375 00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:08,628 - I just didn't want you to think I was mad at you. 376 00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:09,295 - Okay. 377 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,399 - Can I buy you a cup of coffee? 378 00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:16,869 - Vin, I've got an appointment. 379 00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:18,337 - Well let me drive you. 380 00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:19,839 - No that's okay, I can take a cab. 381 00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,007 - What do you want to do, hurt my feelings 382 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,475 twice in the same day? 383 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,258 You know that wasn't a very nice thing you did. 384 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,660 - What, I didn't do anything. 385 00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:41,694 - Well somebody did. 386 00:18:42,828 --> 00:18:43,663 - Vinnie, look I don't know 387 00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,264 how many times I have to tell you this. 388 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,365 Roger was only doing what he thought 389 00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:47,466 was in my best interest. 390 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,802 I don't know how I can make it any clearer than that. 391 00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:52,772 - Okay. 392 00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:54,674 Apology accepted. 393 00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,276 - What apology? 394 00:19:02,815 --> 00:19:05,685 Well goodnight, thank you. 395 00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:07,720 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 396 00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:16,295 (engine sputters) 397 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,697 - Come on you. 398 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:20,433 (engine revs) 399 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,022 (horn honks) 400 00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:45,758 All right all right I'm going! 401 00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:54,767 (tires squeal) 402 00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:00,973 - You could have financial security 403 00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:02,808 for the rest of your life. 404 00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:05,344 Why don't you let me find you a buyer for Shakala? 405 00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:08,614 - Now why would I want you to find me a buyer 406 00:20:08,648 --> 00:20:09,882 for Shakala Roger? 407 00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:12,818 - So you won't have to wage any more wars. 408 00:20:12,852 --> 00:20:15,354 - All I want to do is run Shakala. 409 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,922 It's the only thing that I can reach out 410 00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:17,757 and touch to remind me that 411 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,892 Isaac and I made our dream happen. 412 00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:21,794 - Maybe you should pursue new dreams. 413 00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:25,698 Just think about what I said, would you? 414 00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:28,768 - I'm tired of thinking. 415 00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:30,636 Sometimes I feel like I just want to 416 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:31,971 hitch a ride on a magic carpet. 417 00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,607 - See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 418 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,475 You've always been the anchor at Shakala 419 00:20:36,509 --> 00:20:38,411 and I know what it's taken out of you. 420 00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,516 But I think you're more beautiful than ever. 421 00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:46,819 - Oh, you said that before and never followed up on it. 422 00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,623 - That was 12 years ago. 423 00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:52,058 I was young and selfish. 424 00:20:52,992 --> 00:20:54,660 Marriage wasn't an option. 425 00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:59,432 - Isaac always said that that meant the best man had won. 426 00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,066 - Ouch. 427 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:01,934 - Ooh. 428 00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:04,537 We remained friends though. 429 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,439 I always thought that made you real special. 430 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,507 - I want to be a lot more special, Amber. 431 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:11,844 - Wanting to and being able to 432 00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:13,879 are two completely different things. 433 00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,684 - I understand that now. 434 00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,634 - What's the occasion? 435 00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,902 - Oh it's no occasion really. 436 00:21:38,537 --> 00:21:41,640 I need a card that makes a point you know? 437 00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:43,943 - Well what's the point you want to make? 438 00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:48,013 - You see I know this woman and she's too smart 439 00:21:48,047 --> 00:21:48,981 for her own good. 440 00:21:49,014 --> 00:21:50,483 She's got a head like a rock. 441 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:51,984 I'm trying to help her out with something 442 00:21:52,017 --> 00:21:53,552 and she won't listen to anything I say. 443 00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:55,221 - Well what you want is a book. 444 00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:56,722 That way if she won't read it, 445 00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:58,591 you can hit her on the head with it. 446 00:21:58,624 --> 00:22:01,961 It's a problem in relationships. 447 00:22:01,994 --> 00:22:06,031 - Yeah. 448 00:22:06,065 --> 00:22:07,533 What about this one here? 449 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:09,935 Yeah that one. 450 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,605 - Been a bestseller for months 451 00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,540 but I'll be damned if I know why. 452 00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:16,008 It's utter claptrap. 453 00:22:17,943 --> 00:22:18,778 - That's all right. 454 00:22:18,811 --> 00:22:21,046 All she's gotta do is read the title. 455 00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:30,589 - That gentleman from earlier tonight 456 00:22:30,623 --> 00:22:31,891 stopped by with a couple of things for you. 457 00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:33,092 They're right here. 458 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:38,497 He didn't leave a note or anything. 459 00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:40,800 - He didn't have to. 460 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:48,707 Would you have some of this? 461 00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,242 You're making me feel guilty here. 462 00:22:52,711 --> 00:22:55,080 - I've got two auditions today. 463 00:22:55,114 --> 00:22:57,550 - How do you stand it after all these years? 464 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:58,217 - What? 465 00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:00,920 - The constant preparation 466 00:23:00,953 --> 00:23:03,189 and the constant rejection, I don't get it. 467 00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:05,591 - I view it positively. 468 00:23:05,624 --> 00:23:07,960 Professional rejection keeps me so depressed 469 00:23:07,993 --> 00:23:10,996 I don't think about all the other things I'm missing. 470 00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:13,532 - What like love, marriage, and the baby carriage? 471 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,001 - Mhmm, yeah. 472 00:23:16,035 --> 00:23:17,069 - Uh-huh yeah? 473 00:23:18,003 --> 00:23:19,972 (laughs) 474 00:23:20,005 --> 00:23:21,907 I never thought I'd hear you say that. 475 00:23:23,142 --> 00:23:25,044 So are there any possibilities? 476 00:23:25,077 --> 00:23:26,111 - One. 477 00:23:29,281 --> 00:23:31,684 He's what I would call deeply trivial. 478 00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:35,087 Why do they always disappoint you? 479 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,856 - With your track record when it comes to men 480 00:23:36,889 --> 00:23:39,258 hasn't been exactly brilliant over the years. 481 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:41,060 - Slim pickings! 482 00:23:41,093 --> 00:23:42,995 You'll find out. 483 00:23:43,028 --> 00:23:44,230 - I'm not looking. 484 00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:46,232 - You've got needs, just like me 485 00:23:46,265 --> 00:23:50,569 and I'm not talking about hormonal urges. 486 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:54,874 I'm talking that dark, forbidding, neurotic need of women 487 00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:57,076 that strikes terror in the hearts of men 488 00:23:57,109 --> 00:24:00,679 everywhere the C word, commitment! 489 00:24:01,714 --> 00:24:03,849 - You are so crazy. 490 00:24:03,883 --> 00:24:04,984 I figure if they can't stand the heat, 491 00:24:05,017 --> 00:24:06,652 they should get out of the kitchen. 492 00:24:06,685 --> 00:24:09,755 - Sometimes you are so damn tough, you know that? 493 00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,023 You are so sure of yourself. 494 00:24:11,056 --> 00:24:13,092 God before Isaac came along I was convinced 495 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:15,761 you'd make somebody a better husband than a wife. 496 00:24:17,863 --> 00:24:19,164 - Just feel so lost sometimes. 497 00:24:19,198 --> 00:24:21,133 I never felt like that before. 498 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,568 - I feel that way every day. 499 00:24:23,736 --> 00:24:25,037 - Why don't I find that comforting? 500 00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:29,008 - So the one who brings flowers 501 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:32,945 to the business dinner, would I like him? 502 00:24:35,214 --> 00:24:36,081 - Gee I don't know. 503 00:24:36,115 --> 00:24:38,183 - Good men should be recycled you know? 504 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,756 - Roger Totland comes from an immigrant family. 505 00:24:43,789 --> 00:24:44,990 They landed at Plymouth Rock. 506 00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:47,393 Since then they've just been sitting around amassing wealth 507 00:24:47,426 --> 00:24:49,895 and naturally Roger joined his dad's firm 508 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:51,096 which is squeaky clean. 509 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:53,065 It's blue blood money, blue chip clients. 510 00:24:53,098 --> 00:24:56,769 Federated Motors, Unideck, Digitel Electronics, et cetera. 511 00:24:56,802 --> 00:24:58,871 - Yeah I get the picture, Frank. 512 00:24:58,904 --> 00:25:00,205 - Listen if you've got so much energy 513 00:25:00,239 --> 00:25:01,240 we'll give you an investigation. 514 00:25:01,273 --> 00:25:02,875 You can burn some of it off. 515 00:25:04,243 --> 00:25:06,111 - I'm tired of being a voyeur in other people's lives. 516 00:25:06,145 --> 00:25:07,780 You can't just give up one life 517 00:25:07,813 --> 00:25:09,648 and go back to your old one like that. 518 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,050 - Maybe it's time you came in out of the cold 519 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,918 and stopped going undercover. 520 00:25:14,853 --> 00:25:15,921 - No, that's not it. 521 00:25:20,259 --> 00:25:22,328 - Is there something else going on here? 522 00:25:22,361 --> 00:25:23,929 - Now why does everybody keep implying 523 00:25:23,963 --> 00:25:26,332 that I'm some kind of a lovesick puppy? 524 00:25:26,365 --> 00:25:27,333 Amber's my friend. 525 00:25:27,366 --> 00:25:29,201 I'm just trying to help her. 526 00:25:29,234 --> 00:25:31,337 - I didn't say anything about Amber Twine. 527 00:25:33,772 --> 00:25:35,074 - I guess I did. 528 00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:36,909 - Well I wouldn't worry about it. 529 00:25:38,110 --> 00:25:40,779 In my limited experience, 530 00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:43,148 when a woman doesn't want you to be confused anymore 531 00:25:43,182 --> 00:25:45,451 she unconfuses you very fast. 532 00:25:45,484 --> 00:25:46,885 I think the smart ones let 533 00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:48,754 you think you've done it yourself. 534 00:25:48,787 --> 00:25:52,157 - Yeah, well what about the smart lawyers Frank? 535 00:25:52,191 --> 00:25:54,393 'Cause I know this Totland is bad news. 536 00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:57,863 - But he has to be doesn't he Vince? 537 00:25:57,896 --> 00:25:59,098 He's the competition. 538 00:26:03,135 --> 00:26:04,236 - I'm gonna get you Roger. 539 00:26:14,246 --> 00:26:15,247 - Yes! 540 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:19,718 - Ah it's not the first time. 541 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,120 How many games in a row is that anyway? 542 00:26:21,153 --> 00:26:23,822 - 15, you wanna go again? 543 00:26:23,856 --> 00:26:26,925 Or would you rather see if we can make some new friends? 544 00:26:28,093 --> 00:26:30,062 - I'd rather get an update on Amber Twine. 545 00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:31,263 - Not necessary. 546 00:26:31,296 --> 00:26:33,766 The Unideck project is in the bag. 547 00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:36,235 All I need her to do is sign on the dotted line. 548 00:26:36,268 --> 00:26:37,336 - Yeah well I thought she was 549 00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:39,104 supposed to be the sentimental type. 550 00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:41,006 You know, dig in her heels 551 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,208 at the first mention of redevelopment. 552 00:26:43,242 --> 00:26:44,209 - Women are easy. 553 00:26:45,377 --> 00:26:48,347 - I guess blondie out here won't be much of a challenge. 554 00:26:49,348 --> 00:26:51,784 (chuckles) 555 00:26:54,420 --> 00:26:57,322 - I want to thank you for reasoning out the situation. 556 00:26:59,124 --> 00:27:02,394 Ah, just one more and we'll be finished. 557 00:27:04,263 --> 00:27:06,131 This will be a major relief for Amber. 558 00:27:06,165 --> 00:27:07,766 - Yeah I bet. 559 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,268 She can discuss it over one of those 560 00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:12,204 cozy little candlelit dinners of yours. 561 00:27:12,237 --> 00:27:14,239 - You were spying on me? 562 00:27:15,207 --> 00:27:17,176 Boy you got some big brass, Vinnie. 563 00:27:17,209 --> 00:27:18,777 - Look if you want to be a puppet for this guy, 564 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:19,945 that's fine with me. 565 00:27:19,978 --> 00:27:21,080 - Hey I make my own decisions. 566 00:27:21,113 --> 00:27:23,015 If I want to sell Shakala and get out of the business, 567 00:27:23,048 --> 00:27:24,283 that's my concern, not yours. 568 00:27:24,316 --> 00:27:25,317 You understand what I'm saying to you? 569 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:26,819 I do what I want. 570 00:27:27,553 --> 00:27:28,821 - You're selling the company? 571 00:27:28,854 --> 00:27:30,055 - Yeah that's right Vinnie. 572 00:27:30,089 --> 00:27:31,223 Read my lips, I'm selling the company, 573 00:27:31,256 --> 00:27:32,224 I'm getting out of the business. 574 00:27:32,257 --> 00:27:33,392 I'm tired of the wars. 575 00:27:33,425 --> 00:27:35,327 - What are you after her or her money? 576 00:27:36,428 --> 00:27:38,230 Where did you find this guy, Yuppies R Us? 577 00:27:38,263 --> 00:27:39,331 - Oh that's it, get out of here! 578 00:27:39,364 --> 00:27:42,134 - She is getting a premium price for the business. 579 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:43,969 Enough to cover her inheritance tax 580 00:27:44,002 --> 00:27:46,138 and leave a very comfortable sum to enjoy, 581 00:27:46,171 --> 00:27:48,907 which makes me wonder if you might not be the one 582 00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:51,143 trying to ride her financial coattails. 583 00:27:51,176 --> 00:27:52,978 - I'm not the one with the overhead. 584 00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:55,314 - Oh why don't you punch him in the nose? 585 00:27:55,347 --> 00:27:56,915 That'd be a typical solution for you wouldn't it? 586 00:27:56,949 --> 00:27:58,150 - What are you trusting this guy 587 00:27:58,183 --> 00:27:59,084 with your cranium or your crotch? 588 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,556 (emotional music) 589 00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:18,978 - Have you read this? - What? 590 00:28:19,012 --> 00:28:20,480 No, oh god no. 591 00:28:21,481 --> 00:28:25,051 - The obsessive female subconsciously desires 592 00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:28,321 mistreatment by men because she believes 593 00:28:28,354 --> 00:28:31,991 though won't admit it, that it is what she deserves. 594 00:28:32,025 --> 00:28:34,460 The cycle of subservience continues therefore 595 00:28:34,494 --> 00:28:36,496 because it fulfills the training 596 00:28:36,529 --> 00:28:39,332 she received from her mother. 597 00:28:39,365 --> 00:28:41,434 - Oh please. 598 00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:43,469 Sounds like this Dr. Kirk had his id stepped on 599 00:28:43,503 --> 00:28:46,306 a few too many times by his mother. 600 00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:48,408 - What does that say about your friend Vinnie? 601 00:28:48,441 --> 00:28:50,376 He gave you this mysto battle. 602 00:28:52,579 --> 00:28:54,113 I have three analysts that could 603 00:28:54,147 --> 00:28:56,416 make a full time project out of him. 604 00:28:56,449 --> 00:28:57,483 - You know doll this is kind of 605 00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:59,419 required reading for me right now. 606 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:01,654 - Sorry. 607 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:09,362 - I never considered my life in terms of gross market value. 608 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:11,364 - [Zoe] What? 609 00:29:12,532 --> 00:29:15,435 - I mean Shakala was never based on accumulating money. 610 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:19,439 I mean even when times were bad, we lived well. 611 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,009 I never stopped to think about what it was worth. 612 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,345 - So what are you worth? 613 00:29:25,378 --> 00:29:26,212 - Net. 614 00:29:28,047 --> 00:29:31,517 Net after inheritance taxes and commissions 615 00:29:31,551 --> 00:29:34,988 and attorneys fees, capital gains? 616 00:29:39,092 --> 00:29:44,097 Zoe, 11 million dollars cash. 617 00:29:48,201 --> 00:29:50,303 (laughs) 618 00:29:52,538 --> 00:29:55,508 - Don't be too impressed by that money. 619 00:29:59,746 --> 00:30:01,381 It's a terrible trap. 620 00:30:01,414 --> 00:30:03,049 - Oh really? 621 00:30:03,082 --> 00:30:04,417 Well this is a trap I could learn to live with. 622 00:30:04,450 --> 00:30:07,020 - Yeah you can learn to live alone with it. 623 00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:09,555 Being completely self-sufficient means 624 00:30:09,589 --> 00:30:13,526 you never have to commit to anybody or anything. 625 00:30:16,062 --> 00:30:17,997 It gets you thinking that non-commitment 626 00:30:18,031 --> 00:30:19,565 is the safest investment. 627 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,601 (sighs) 628 00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,403 And it brings you zero return. 629 00:30:24,771 --> 00:30:26,039 - Doing that already. 630 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,577 I'm sitting here compartmentalizing my life. 631 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,083 I'm creating a portfolio of relationships 632 00:30:38,318 --> 00:30:40,720 to fit with my new financial status. 633 00:30:40,753 --> 00:30:41,587 - Right. 634 00:30:42,755 --> 00:30:44,724 Let's just see what you've got here. 635 00:30:44,757 --> 00:30:46,459 You've got the Totland file, 636 00:30:46,492 --> 00:30:48,528 and you've got the Terranova file. 637 00:30:48,561 --> 00:30:51,597 Now with Totland, you've got the Dunhill suit 638 00:30:51,631 --> 00:30:53,333 and the velvet tongue. 639 00:30:53,366 --> 00:30:55,234 Trained in New Haven to understand 640 00:30:55,268 --> 00:30:57,203 matters of money only too well. 641 00:30:58,404 --> 00:31:00,306 And in the Terranova file, 642 00:31:01,441 --> 00:31:03,543 you've got a foul mouthed grease monkey 643 00:31:03,576 --> 00:31:05,712 who thinks Hallmark is the answer 644 00:31:05,745 --> 00:31:07,347 to every crisis of emotion 645 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,216 and when that doesn't work, he makes 646 00:31:10,249 --> 00:31:12,819 obscene remarks about your personal parts. 647 00:31:12,852 --> 00:31:14,287 - He was angry though, I don't even think 648 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,521 he knew what he was saying-- 649 00:31:15,555 --> 00:31:17,623 - Ah, first you slap the guy 650 00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:19,525 and now you're making excuses for him? 651 00:31:22,829 --> 00:31:26,466 Seems to me he's your emotional choice. 652 00:31:26,499 --> 00:31:28,267 When I move back to my place, 653 00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:30,570 who's going to help you think about these things? 654 00:31:32,405 --> 00:31:35,241 (emotional music) 655 00:31:36,509 --> 00:31:38,745 - Roger's just protecting me. 656 00:31:41,447 --> 00:31:42,281 Roger. 657 00:31:57,296 --> 00:31:59,665 Let's see what's on your curriculum vitae. 658 00:32:02,235 --> 00:32:03,069 Yale. 659 00:32:04,704 --> 00:32:05,772 Yale this, pal. 660 00:32:08,641 --> 00:32:10,777 Crew, skull and bones? 661 00:32:12,745 --> 00:32:14,714 Sounds like a southside home invader. 662 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:20,586 Full partner at age 30. 663 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,755 Oh that's very impressive. 664 00:32:22,789 --> 00:32:24,590 Full of crap for a lifetime. 665 00:32:26,392 --> 00:32:29,295 Blue chip clients, Federated Motors, 666 00:32:29,328 --> 00:32:32,432 Unideck, Digitel Electronics. 667 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:35,735 Unideck? 668 00:32:40,339 --> 00:32:41,174 Unideck. 669 00:32:43,743 --> 00:32:45,378 - I've been over it all. 670 00:32:45,411 --> 00:32:46,813 The agreement's in order 671 00:32:46,846 --> 00:32:48,281 and my secretary marked the 672 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:49,582 appropriate places for you to sign. 673 00:32:49,615 --> 00:32:50,650 - Great. 674 00:32:51,651 --> 00:32:52,452 (phone rings) 675 00:32:52,485 --> 00:32:53,319 Oh excuse me. 676 00:32:54,187 --> 00:32:55,354 Hello. 677 00:32:55,388 --> 00:32:56,422 - [Secretary] Mr. Terranova's on the line. 678 00:32:56,456 --> 00:32:57,690 - All right, put him through. 679 00:32:59,492 --> 00:33:01,360 Hi I'm right in the middle of a meeting. 680 00:33:01,394 --> 00:33:03,629 - Real sorry about what happened yesterday. 681 00:33:03,663 --> 00:33:05,331 - Me too. 682 00:33:05,364 --> 00:33:07,567 - And there's no excuse for saying what I did to you. 683 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,735 I'm just glad you don't weigh 200 pounds. 684 00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:10,603 - So am I. 685 00:33:12,238 --> 00:33:14,507 - I'm telling you, you've got one hell of a right. 686 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,742 I got this big welt on my face. 687 00:33:16,776 --> 00:33:18,845 - Look, can we talk about this later? 688 00:33:18,878 --> 00:33:20,746 I'm right in the middle of all this. 689 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:22,582 - Yeah all right, sure. 690 00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:26,652 Listen, do you know that Unideck 691 00:33:26,686 --> 00:33:28,554 is buying up the buildings around your block? 692 00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:29,922 - Yeah I've seen some signs. 693 00:33:29,956 --> 00:33:31,958 - Well people are losing their livelihoods. 694 00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:34,193 - Yeah and your point is what? 695 00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:36,796 - Your friend's law firm represents Unideck. 696 00:33:39,232 --> 00:33:40,333 Amber? 697 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:41,634 Amber. 698 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,502 - Thank you. 699 00:33:55,781 --> 00:33:56,816 Unideck? 700 00:34:00,686 --> 00:34:01,888 Get out, Roger. 701 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:03,222 - Amber please. 702 00:34:03,256 --> 00:34:04,790 - Get out. 703 00:34:04,824 --> 00:34:06,359 - You're not being rational. 704 00:34:06,392 --> 00:34:07,627 - I'm not being rational? 705 00:34:09,295 --> 00:34:12,665 Mr. Schmilling, after executing this purchase 706 00:34:12,698 --> 00:34:16,435 does your firm intend to resell the company to Unideck? 707 00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:19,505 - Why would we do that? 708 00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:20,506 - Gee I don't know. 709 00:34:22,308 --> 00:34:23,976 Then I guess nobody has any objections 710 00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,812 to an addendum to this agreement 711 00:34:26,846 --> 00:34:29,782 giving me the right of first refusal to buy back Shakala 712 00:34:29,815 --> 00:34:33,252 should you want to sell at any time over the next 10 years. 713 00:34:33,286 --> 00:34:35,721 - Amber we've got a deal on the table you accepted. 714 00:34:35,755 --> 00:34:37,790 Now we can't go back and renegotiate. 715 00:34:37,823 --> 00:34:39,792 You're throwing away millions. 716 00:34:39,825 --> 00:34:42,662 - Oh no I'm not, I still have my company. 717 00:34:43,763 --> 00:34:45,631 What I am throwing away Roger is 718 00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:48,601 your commission and you, now get out. 719 00:34:48,634 --> 00:34:50,436 - Amber listen, just take a second. 720 00:34:50,469 --> 00:34:52,338 - Take a walk. 721 00:34:52,371 --> 00:34:54,740 - Forget it Roger, I don't think you 722 00:34:54,774 --> 00:34:56,509 handle this woman too well. 723 00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:04,483 - [Roger] Mr. Schmilling, please, 724 00:35:04,517 --> 00:35:05,785 please we can make this work. 725 00:35:11,857 --> 00:35:14,327 - Is it coming through okay? 726 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:14,961 - [Vinnie] Yeah I got it. 727 00:35:14,994 --> 00:35:16,395 - Excuse me. 728 00:35:16,429 --> 00:35:18,431 I'm looking for Vinnie Terranova? 729 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,399 - Hey Vin, you better get out here. 730 00:35:23,970 --> 00:35:25,972 - How you doing? 731 00:35:26,005 --> 00:35:27,740 - I'm still in business. 732 00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:29,875 You were right about Roger. 733 00:35:29,909 --> 00:35:31,544 - I know. 734 00:35:31,577 --> 00:35:33,045 - Oh well there's a gracious acceptance speech. 735 00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:34,380 Here's your book back. 736 00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:37,850 - Did you read it? 737 00:35:37,883 --> 00:35:39,752 - I didn't read it, I couldn't get past the cover. 738 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:41,020 - What are you so mad about? 739 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:42,588 - I'm not mad. - Yes you are. 740 00:35:42,622 --> 00:35:43,589 - No I'm not. - Yes you are. 741 00:35:43,623 --> 00:35:44,757 You're mad and you're stubborn. 742 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,426 I practically begged you not to buy into that guy's act, 743 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:49,095 but he buys you a little candlelight dinner 744 00:35:49,128 --> 00:35:50,730 and some champagne and all of a sudden 745 00:35:50,763 --> 00:35:51,897 you can't think straight anymore. 746 00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:53,332 - Oh I can think just fine. 747 00:35:53,366 --> 00:35:54,567 - Yeah you could've fooled me. 748 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,968 - That's a short trip. 749 00:35:56,002 --> 00:35:57,436 - Help me out here will ya? 750 00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:59,572 - You just stay out of this okay please? 751 00:35:59,605 --> 00:36:01,574 What am I supposed to do, gush gratitude? 752 00:36:01,607 --> 00:36:02,875 - Who you, no I doubt it. 753 00:36:02,908 --> 00:36:04,543 - I should've mailed you the stupid book. 754 00:36:04,577 --> 00:36:05,878 - [Vinnie] So why didn't you? 755 00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,079 - I don't know you're Mr. Insight, 756 00:36:07,113 --> 00:36:08,514 why don't you tell me? 757 00:36:08,547 --> 00:36:09,749 - 'Cause you wanted to see me, that's why. 758 00:36:09,782 --> 00:36:10,783 - Fine, I've seen you so I'm leaving. 759 00:36:10,816 --> 00:36:12,451 - Oh good, good I'm thrilled. 760 00:36:12,485 --> 00:36:13,419 - Good I'm ecstatic. 761 00:36:13,452 --> 00:36:14,654 - Okay fine, good. 762 00:36:14,687 --> 00:36:15,755 - Well since you two are so happy, 763 00:36:15,788 --> 00:36:16,856 why don't you come over tonight? 764 00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,392 My wife's making manigot, specialty of the house. 765 00:36:19,425 --> 00:36:20,126 - You want me to go with her? 766 00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:21,560 What are you out of your mind? 767 00:36:21,594 --> 00:36:22,561 I'd rather stay here and eat razor blades. 768 00:36:22,595 --> 00:36:24,830 - Well that might improve your personality. 769 00:36:24,864 --> 00:36:25,865 - I thought you were leaving. 770 00:36:25,898 --> 00:36:27,833 - I am, I'm out of here. - Good. 771 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,001 - Hey where you going? 772 00:36:30,169 --> 00:36:31,704 You're not gonna let a little joust 773 00:36:31,737 --> 00:36:32,838 like this ruin everything. 774 00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:39,879 (chuckles) 775 00:36:39,912 --> 00:36:40,980 - All the kids, even the girls. 776 00:36:41,013 --> 00:36:43,749 It's like they were born with ants in their pants. 777 00:36:45,851 --> 00:36:47,887 Hey hey hey, and this guy here, 778 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,088 you should see how he gets around. 779 00:36:49,121 --> 00:36:50,990 God I swear he's part monkey. 780 00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:54,527 Climbing in trees, climbing fences, climbing ladders. 781 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,028 I keep telling big Al here, 782 00:36:56,062 --> 00:36:57,930 we're going to have to install safety nets 783 00:36:57,963 --> 00:37:00,599 under everything that's more than a foot off the ground. 784 00:37:00,633 --> 00:37:02,068 - Looks like he's gonna be an athlete huh? 785 00:37:02,101 --> 00:37:03,969 - Yeah well you know that's what Al was. 786 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:07,540 Best looking guy I ever saw in a pair of shoulder pads 787 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:08,941 and out of 'em? 788 00:37:08,974 --> 00:37:11,510 Boy you should have seen him when he was 17 years old. 789 00:37:11,544 --> 00:37:12,845 - Hey I haven't heard any complaints lately. 790 00:37:12,878 --> 00:37:15,815 - Let's go get ice cream, come on Dad! 791 00:37:15,848 --> 00:37:17,550 You know you want some. 792 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,918 - You don't need any ice cream. 793 00:37:18,951 --> 00:37:20,586 Your mother made cannolis, come on 794 00:37:20,619 --> 00:37:21,921 what kind of paisan are you anyway? 795 00:37:21,954 --> 00:37:23,656 - I'll take her. 796 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:26,892 - She just wants to see Bobby Viviscueli at the candy store. 797 00:37:26,926 --> 00:37:27,760 - Bobby Vi who? - Do not! 798 00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:30,429 - Do so, Bobby's your little lambchop. 799 00:37:30,463 --> 00:37:32,431 I heard you talking about him with Cynthia and Becky. 800 00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:33,632 - Dad! 801 00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:34,500 You! 802 00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:36,635 - Hey hey come on! - Girls settle down! 803 00:37:36,669 --> 00:37:37,903 - [Al] Time out! 804 00:37:37,937 --> 00:37:38,871 - Excuse me will ya? 805 00:37:38,904 --> 00:37:39,905 - You all right Vinnie? 806 00:37:39,939 --> 00:37:40,906 - Yeah yeah yeah, fine. 807 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:41,974 I'll be back in a minute. 808 00:37:43,075 --> 00:37:46,946 (girls screeching) 809 00:37:46,979 --> 00:37:49,048 (laughing) 810 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,694 - Want a drink? 811 00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:03,696 - No thanks. 812 00:38:04,730 --> 00:38:05,898 - Little bicarb maybe? 813 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,635 Or you just want me to hold your hand? 814 00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:16,075 - What kind of a crack is that? 815 00:38:16,108 --> 00:38:18,110 - No crack. 816 00:38:18,144 --> 00:38:20,012 It's just when I see a friend of mine get the yips, 817 00:38:20,045 --> 00:38:21,881 I want to help him out. 818 00:38:21,914 --> 00:38:23,783 Tell him he's gonna be all right, 819 00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,852 which in your case there's no bull. 820 00:38:26,886 --> 00:38:28,921 - And just exactly what is my case? 821 00:38:28,954 --> 00:38:31,457 - Come on, I really gotta tell ya? 822 00:38:32,224 --> 00:38:34,760 You are crazy about that woman, 823 00:38:34,794 --> 00:38:37,696 even more than I thought when I was watching you two fight. 824 00:38:39,098 --> 00:38:40,166 You think every word that comes out of her mouth 825 00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:41,667 is the smartest thing you ever heard. 826 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,869 - And you are out of your mind. 827 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:47,206 - Not me pal, I'm on the outside looking in 828 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,609 which is a better view than what you got. 829 00:38:50,643 --> 00:38:51,944 For one thing, I can tell you 830 00:38:51,977 --> 00:38:53,779 why you're in here moping around. 831 00:38:53,813 --> 00:38:55,514 - Connie's just too good of a cook, that's all. 832 00:38:55,548 --> 00:38:58,284 I should've stopped after the second helping. 833 00:38:58,317 --> 00:38:59,852 - You ain't stuffed. 834 00:38:59,885 --> 00:39:00,986 You're just scared. 835 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,956 See you see yourself as me five years down the line. 836 00:39:05,558 --> 00:39:10,129 Wife, kids, mortgage, dirty dishes and you want it. 837 00:39:10,162 --> 00:39:12,731 You want it bad, only you're 838 00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,700 just a little scared that's all. 839 00:39:14,733 --> 00:39:16,235 - Let me explain something to you. 840 00:39:17,636 --> 00:39:21,540 I've got no wife, and I've got no prospects. 841 00:39:21,574 --> 00:39:23,742 - I think this Amber will do just fine. 842 00:39:28,681 --> 00:39:31,016 - Yeah all right yeah, she would all right you happy? 843 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:32,051 Is that what you wanted to hear? 844 00:39:32,084 --> 00:39:33,953 - Why don't you go after her? 845 00:39:33,986 --> 00:39:35,554 Full court press, pally. 846 00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:37,590 - Because we're just friends that's why. 847 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:42,628 - You mean you, you're not... 848 00:39:42,661 --> 00:39:43,562 - No, we're not. 849 00:39:45,998 --> 00:39:47,032 I wish. 850 00:39:48,868 --> 00:39:51,170 - [Al] Wishing ain't gonna make it happen pal. 851 00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:09,655 - That won't be necessary. 852 00:40:09,688 --> 00:40:12,258 (romantic music) 853 00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:13,118 (laughs) 854 00:41:15,254 --> 00:41:16,789 Oh who's that? 855 00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,658 - My god, that's my uncle Nick. 856 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:23,162 He was killed in World War II. 857 00:41:24,697 --> 00:41:25,331 Yeah. 858 00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:29,735 - Okay that's your father. - Yeah. 859 00:41:29,768 --> 00:41:31,136 - Is that you? 860 00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,105 - No it's not, that's my brother Pete. 861 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,208 I really miss them. 862 00:41:40,179 --> 00:41:42,114 Did you know my mother married a gangster? 863 00:41:42,147 --> 00:41:43,382 That's all right though, it's a story 864 00:41:43,415 --> 00:41:45,184 with a happy ending. 865 00:41:45,217 --> 00:41:48,287 So my mother fell in love with this guy 866 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,856 that was her girlhood sweetheart 867 00:41:50,889 --> 00:41:53,258 and Rudy Iuppo and my mother were in love 868 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:56,095 when they were teenagers, and when he turned 869 00:41:56,128 --> 00:41:58,330 to a life of crime, my mother wouldn't have 870 00:41:58,364 --> 00:41:59,932 anything more to do with him. 871 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,336 So more than 50 years later, 872 00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:06,238 they meet at this neighborhood Christmas dance 873 00:42:06,271 --> 00:42:08,307 and the romance rekindled. 874 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,843 Now Rudy gave up his life of crime 875 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,212 so my mother agreed to marry him. 876 00:42:13,245 --> 00:42:16,415 I tried to stop it, but when I saw 'em together 877 00:42:16,448 --> 00:42:19,718 I realized they had something very special. 878 00:42:22,354 --> 00:42:23,856 After my brother died, 879 00:42:25,524 --> 00:42:28,460 I thought I'd never see my mother happy again. 880 00:42:28,494 --> 00:42:32,164 When she's around Rudy, you should see her 881 00:42:32,197 --> 00:42:34,400 it's like she's renewed you know? 882 00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:36,969 So full of life, she's like a different person. 883 00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,773 And the very night that he popped the question, 884 00:42:42,241 --> 00:42:44,209 he got arrested for being in the country illegally. 885 00:42:45,411 --> 00:42:48,180 My mother had to choose between her marriage 886 00:42:48,213 --> 00:42:50,249 or staying in the country, 887 00:42:50,282 --> 00:42:51,917 so now on the night of the wedding, 888 00:42:51,950 --> 00:42:53,318 Rudy reconciled with his brother 889 00:42:53,352 --> 00:42:56,188 who he hadn't spoken with in over 40 years. 890 00:42:56,221 --> 00:43:01,060 Yeah 40 years, so the old guys switched places 891 00:43:01,093 --> 00:43:04,863 and the immigration agents deported his brother Tito 892 00:43:04,897 --> 00:43:06,432 who was using his mother's maiden name 893 00:43:06,465 --> 00:43:09,435 because of the bad blood between the brothers. 894 00:43:09,468 --> 00:43:11,136 So when he and my mother get back, 895 00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:13,772 they're going to come back as Mr. and Mrs. Tito Armini 896 00:43:13,806 --> 00:43:15,441 and live in Tito's old house. 897 00:43:15,474 --> 00:43:17,509 - And no one will ever know? 898 00:43:17,543 --> 00:43:19,244 - Yeah we'll see whether people in the neighborhood 899 00:43:19,278 --> 00:43:22,448 will know, but as long as Rudy keeps his nose clean 900 00:43:22,481 --> 00:43:23,882 I don't think the authorities 901 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,384 will bother with a retired barber. 902 00:43:28,087 --> 00:43:30,122 - Aw, and they'll live happily ever after. 903 00:43:30,155 --> 00:43:31,223 - Knock on wood. 904 00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,460 You know what I'm gonna do? 905 00:43:34,493 --> 00:43:36,161 - What? 906 00:43:36,195 --> 00:43:38,197 - I think I'm gonna surprise my mother and give her a call. 907 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:39,098 - That's a great idea. 908 00:43:39,131 --> 00:43:41,467 - Yeah that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 909 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:44,203 (opera music) 910 00:43:48,941 --> 00:43:52,244 (speaks foreign language) 911 00:43:54,346 --> 00:43:57,850 (speaks foreign language) 912 00:44:00,319 --> 00:44:01,420 - Oh I tipped the boy. 913 00:44:04,590 --> 00:44:07,292 (phone rings) 914 00:44:18,470 --> 00:44:20,272 Why don't you answer? 915 00:44:20,305 --> 00:44:22,274 - There's nobody I want to talk to. 916 00:44:23,342 --> 00:44:24,877 - Pronto. - Ma? 917 00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:26,411 - Vincenzo, what's wrong? 918 00:44:26,445 --> 00:44:29,114 - Nothing's wrong Mom, I'm just calling to say hello. 919 00:44:29,148 --> 00:44:30,315 - Oh, everything's all right. 920 00:44:30,349 --> 00:44:32,351 Oh Vincenzo, I'm happy you called. 921 00:44:32,384 --> 00:44:33,886 It's a wonderful surprise. 922 00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:35,487 We just got here this morning. 923 00:44:35,521 --> 00:44:38,290 Ah the lake country's breathtaking. 924 00:44:38,323 --> 00:44:40,359 - Oh yeah, how was Florence? 925 00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:42,594 - It's the most wonderful city on Earth. 926 00:44:42,628 --> 00:44:44,396 And we saw every inch of it. 927 00:44:44,429 --> 00:44:49,434 Rudy says Firenze is the cauldron of modern civilization. 928 00:44:50,369 --> 00:44:51,303 Why are you calling? 929 00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:54,273 - I was just talking with someone about you 930 00:44:54,306 --> 00:44:57,242 and just wanted to call. 931 00:44:57,276 --> 00:44:58,644 - Who is this someone? 932 00:44:58,677 --> 00:45:00,078 - She's a friend of mine. 933 00:45:01,113 --> 00:45:02,147 We were just sitting around, 934 00:45:02,181 --> 00:45:04,416 looking at all the old pictures. 935 00:45:04,449 --> 00:45:06,418 And then dad and Pete and your wedding. 936 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,388 Ma, you there? 937 00:45:09,421 --> 00:45:11,990 - Yes I'm here. 938 00:45:12,024 --> 00:45:16,228 - Oh so let's see, Como is your next stop isn't it? 939 00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:18,964 Isn't that where you're stopping next, Lake Como? 940 00:45:18,997 --> 00:45:21,099 - Yes, yes I'll talk to you soon, ciao. 941 00:45:24,469 --> 00:45:25,437 - She hung up. 942 00:45:27,506 --> 00:45:29,408 - Get up, get up, we're packing. 943 00:45:29,441 --> 00:45:32,311 We have to call the airport, we're going home. 944 00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,479 - What are you talking about? 945 00:45:34,513 --> 00:45:38,116 - It's Vincenzo, he's found a girl, this is the one! 946 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:39,451 - He said this? 947 00:45:39,484 --> 00:45:43,255 - Well not in so many words, but a mother knows. 948 00:45:43,288 --> 00:45:44,523 Oh! 949 00:45:44,556 --> 00:45:46,124 This is wonderful. 950 00:45:46,158 --> 00:45:48,160 My Vinnie has a girl. 951 00:45:48,193 --> 00:45:50,495 Come on, come on, get up we've got to pack. 952 00:46:05,277 --> 00:46:08,013 (dramatic music) 69123

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