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This movie is based on actual events.

- I'll bet you a grand that the Mark
will get devalued this year. - No way.

We'll see. Shake on it.

Good evening.
The Finnish Mark has been devalued.

The Bank of Finland and the
government were forced to act -

- as currency leaks abroad continued.

Over ten thousand unemployed workers
convened to demonstrate -

- at the house of parliament.

Viinanen, Viinanen goddamn him!

The people cried out for jobs.

I am a construction engineer,
out of work for two years.

The government will not resign.

We have to save money now.

The poor will suffer.

This month, interest rates
reached almost 30 per cent.

Welcome to the official top 40.

Good evening, and welcome.

We have been asked
where rap was born.

I'm betting it was Lieksa.

I am always
striving for more,

nothing is enough.

BORN IN HEINOLA

What a fucking bore.

Temonen, leave him. Let's go.

You've cooked.
How nice of you.

What would I do without you?

Starve, I'm guessing.

Mom, why are we
still living here?

Wasn't Heinola supposed to be
just a temporary stop?

Well, it's not like we've got
anything back in Salo anymore.

Not since your dad...

I might go to disco tonight.

- Oh?
- Yeah.

Don't you have a test
coming up?

Haven't I always done just fine?

True, true.

But don't drink!

Of course not.

Oh crap...

Yo Elli. Know what? You look
exactly like my next girlfriend.

- Did you think that would work?
- Worth a shot.

...he was looking at you, not me

Besides, she noticed
me, right?

- Well yeah..
- Heh!

- How can they dance to this shit?
- Pretty fun to look at, though.

Kill him!

I'm going to... take a leak.

No way!

Obbe! Tukutukutuk!
Obbe! Tukutuku!

Dude, you know Obituary!

For sure!
That double bass drum, man,

so freaking hard!
- Hi, I'm Antti Lautala.

- Toni Wirtanen
- Let go of me!

The fuck you looking at?
Goddamn it.

Come on Tuukka, Tuukka...

- That dude is fucked up.
- I know, right.

Have you got a band yet?

Good, we'll start one. What do you play?
You've got an instrument?

- I used to play the guitar.
- Great.

Still have it?

- Yea, at home, but...
- Great.

I haven't played for ages.

Dig it out and we'll
hang some time.

I don't know.

Not interested?

Fine, I won't force you.

Government policies have further
weakened the economy.

Unemployment is on the rise
and businesses are failing.

Will you feel it at the factory?

It's not looking great...

- What happened to you?
- Fucking... you won't shut up.

- Could you not smoke indoors...
- And now you start as well?

Just try to get along with your dad.
He's under so much pressure lately.

He doesn't need anything superfluous.

Superfluous, that's me.

Was there anything else?

In that case: bye bye.

- Let's see how rusty I am.
- Hey, Toni-

- playing the guitar is like
riding a bike, you know?

Once you learn it,
it's in your...

Like in your muscle memory.
You know?

- Really?
- Really.

- Antti!
- Hi Reetta, nice to see you.

I'm Reetta and you have to be extra nice to
me because I have a pacemaker in my heart.

- Okay...
- Yeah, or I could die.

And when you die,
you'll become a zombie.

You'll rise from your grave.
And when you do -

you only want to drink
blood and eat guts.

- Did I hear Antti there?
- Hi.

Simo is in his room.

- Hey, Antti
- Hi-hi-hi

Toni - Sipe,
Sipe -Toni

- Toni
- Hi

- You found that W.A.S.P. poster?
- Yeah

- So freaking cool.
- Oh Jesus...

Hearing Blackie felt like
getting a shovel to the head.

When I first heard Be somebody
I wrote in my journal:

"I will become a founding
member of a rock band."

Well, you're getting there.

The founding member of
a two-man group, I mean.

Yes, let's go.
One, two, three, four.

Dude plays damn well!

A bit tacky to play with
just two sticks.

- Would you be interested in drumming?
- Yeah, Sipe the drummer!

- Honestly, I can't play.
- It's a learnable skill, Sipe!

Well damn! I guess I'm in.

- You'll never guess what happened.
- You turned into a zombie?

- We just decided I'll be a drummer.
- Sipe will be a great drummer.

All right then.

Here's the thing: I need
some money to buy a drum set.

I don't think you understand what's
going on in the economy right now.

Lots of people were just
let go from the factory.

And what's drumming
for a hobby anyway?

Better than chasing
a stupid ball around a lawn.

That's it for the drums.

For once there's something
cool and money ruins it.

It's so fucked up.

You'll get your drums.

- Yeah, like in a year.
- It's better than never.

Wait a minute.

There you go.

- Thank you, Mrs. Santapukki!
- Bye.

I won't let anyone boss
me around, you know?

Not my dad, or teachers or anybody.

The system is bad enough and I don't
want to be a part of that shit.

This is one of those moments, Sipe,
where you can make a choice.

Stick up for You, you know?

But you need the fucking drums.
- Yep

I'll be 35 before I have
enought money saved up.

I think we do have an option.

- Shut up, Wirtanen
- What did I say...

I'm not entirely sure about this.

Stealing from innocent kids
is not right on any level.

- Exactly!
- Nobody is innocent in this world.

And secondly, the orphanage
is insured, so that -

the kids will get better drums
anyway, if we borrow these ones.

Ok, let's do it.

Toni, you'll stand guard.
Do something if anybody shows up.

What the fuck!
What am I going to do if...

- Are you nuts?
- Grab it, damnit!

Turn it.

Take it, take it!

- How the hell are we going to...
- On bikes, of course.

Alright, cool.

This sure doesn't look
at all suspicious.

- Can't we get another bass drum?
- We are not going back for that.

What the fuck!

We've got drums!
- What the fuck!

- Good morning.
- Morning

It's nice you have new friends.

Sure is.

Hear this: someone's stolen
stuff from the orphanage.

No signs of burglary, but it's
still suspected to be an outsider.

The police has nothing.

Who steals from an orphanage,
for crying out loud?

Must be someone super desperate.

We can get half the
usual order of steel.

Half?

There's no point in
getting any more -

before the old stock is sold.

Don't you have any
decent clothes?

Like a sports coat, a suit?

You still don't have to
walk around like that.

What do you care? You see me maybe
twice a week. Deal with it.

What did you want?

I need a couple hundred.

Come work for me
and I'll pay you.

Not fucking interested.

Let me have a smoke.

- Ain't you got your own?
- Fuck, no.

Totally out of cash.

You saw nothing.

Hello.

10.40, please.

Exact change.

...l can't buy these.

You're wearing a tie,
just go, they won't ask...

- Hello.
- Got your ID?

Yea, got it here somewhere.

I think I left it in the car.

What about you?

Maybe you didn't hear:
we drove here.

Well run off to the car
and get your ID then.

Give me a Barclays
...or do I look younger than 16?

Is this yours?

Yeah, yes it is.

My name is Mandy.

Who are you?

I'm Sipe.

Nice to meet you, Sipe.

These are really awesome bands.
I mean...

"Todella hyviä bändejä".

Yea.
- See you!

See you.

Screw you for not having anything for a
good, decent citizen who needs a job!

I should trash your whole offices!

Just trash it!
- Word.

Suck my dick!

That Mandy is so cool.
- Sipe, are you sure -

you didn't just make this
girl up while jerking off?

It's just that this city is
not exactly where you'd -

find that kind of a punk goddess.

Yeah, I'm sure.

You'll see.

I think regular girls
are the coolest.

Cooler than punk chicks?

You just don't get that
hidden tenderness.

Like "off the record"...

I was thinking of
asking Elli out.

- Oh!
- Getting a taste of that -

hidden tenderness.

Hat-hat.

You would have missed a lot
if you never came to Heinola.

I dunno. Wasn't my call.

Why did you move?

Mom wanted to move away
from Salo when dad died.

You dad's dead?

- Yea.
- Toni.

The band still doesn't have a name.

That's a...
regrettable fact.

I want our name to be -

- a statement, like my songs.

How about Apulanta (Fertilizer)?

Apulanta?!?

How is that a statement?
- Well, it's weird,

and you can make a
fucking bomb out of it.

You can make a fucking
bomb out of it!

- There's something to it...
- It's bloody brilliant!

- That "N" is all fucked up.
- Looks awesome as fuck, though.

The fuck you standing there for?
Fucking geek.

Elli!
Elli, wait up.

- Hi.
- Hi.

What's the plan?
For like, your day?

- What's it to you?
- I was just thinking maybe...

we could do something?

Like, together.
If that's ok with you.

Well it's not.

Okay.

Just forget it.

Yea.
- I mean like -

...it's not ok tonight.
But tomorrow's good.

Mm, we made plans with the
guys to go play music.

- Then you're probably gonna do that.
- No, I won't!

Or... maybe that too.

Good. See you at six.

See you.

Come on, come on!
Rock that goal!

Hi! Two fries with sausage, and milk.
Thanks.

Are you serious?

Yep-yep. My treat.

You took me out
to a hockey game?

Best fries in town, you know.

Right...

I didn't know
you're into hockey.

I'm not, like really,
just now and then.

Simo isn't into any sports.
Not hockey, not soccer.

They're not for
everybody, and that's ok.

Risto Santapukki, isn't it?

The one and only.

Remember me?

Well?

Aren't they?
- What?

The best fries in town!

Well yea, they're ok.

Sorry I'm late, I know.
- Dude's really learning.

I just fucking said that!
We're getting tight!

Now we just need a decent bass player.
- There may not be one, anywhere.

No, there sure aren't.

Hey, snot nosed kids!

Looking like that...

We were just here thinking with
the guys, that you're shit.

Some shit fertilizer.

Get the fuck out of here.
You play some glam rock crap...

You know, little kids like
you, you've got small weiners -

- and us hard rockers 'got cocks!

There's a fuckin' difference!

I say it straight: you're shit.

Guys! Volume up!
- One, two, three, four!

Let's go a little louder.

Now, you glam rock faggots.

- They're gone?
- Yep, Black widow's not home.

You're good with the knife.
- You've got to be fucking kidding me!

Look at this! Who the hell
likes a singing actor?

- Samuli Edelmann
- You're fucking kidding!

- Look at what they got here.
- Menthol toothpicks.

Hey guys! The old dudes of
Black Widow sure like coffee!

- Come on, Antti!
- Antti, don't you fucking...

Tasty morning coffee for you!

Slight fertilizer taste to it...!

Fucking idiots.

- What, got nothing?
- On the contrary:

Got them pitying my hard
life and they gave me cash.

Gotta help out the
youngsters, you know.

The fuck you looking at?

- Can you go buy us some beer?
- Why would I?

Because you can get it.

I fucking know that.

Why would I get you
twerps anything?

Oh look, it's the chipmunk boys!

Do you think you'll get cash?
- Dunno...

Remember, we need a hundred.

You have a business, so
you have a livelihood.

I told you that my
business is dead.

I'm being charged interest and I
have no idea how to feed the family.

Can't you see I'm
up to my neck in shit?

You can always fill that up.

This is insane.

We can't get welfare for
anyone if this goes on.

Hi. Are you busy?

What do you want?

Well, I was thinking...

Can you give me a hundred?
- A hundred?

Seriously, I don't have
that kind of extra cash.

It's for a date.

What? You have a date?

- Yea.
- Why didn't you say so. Who is it?

Her name is Elli.

We've been dating
for a while but...

When am I going to meet her?

We'll see.

Have a great date.

See you.

- Great date.
- Heh

Well it was half true anyway.

I hope mom doesn't flip when she finds
out that her Tapani Kansa tape -

- now contains punk from USA.

Hey Pete!
- Hi.

You weren't kidding. She's the
kind of girl you only see in videos.

The one time a real gem winds up here,
she goes and falls for an asshole.

Let's go, come on.

Right, now.

Go and talk to her, damnit!

The bank manager suggested a
protection plan for currency loans.

They said devaluation is possible,
but I don't know what to believe.

And those protection
plans aren't cheap.

I have a meeting,
so I'll just get my stuff.

Are you crazy?

Shush! I don't want the parental units
coming to see why you are screaming.

Why don't you just
Like, use the door?

'Cos I don't want them to
notice I'm home right now.

- Well?
- What?

Well, did you ask?

I did, but I think this is... wrong.

Hey, come on.

I knew they'd be
more generous with you.

I don't get it.
Why don't you...?

I never got nothin' from the old man.
In fact, I think I'm due.

Why are you so sad
and bitter with your dad?

You were going somewhere?

- Yeah.
- Have fun.

See ya!

Oh fucking hell!

Who the fuck put
toothpicks in our couch?

Hey come on, relax. Have a
cup of coffee that'll help.

A nice cup of coffee.
Fucking hell!

Maybe they just got
sick of looking at you?

I bet that menthol
felt nice and fresh up the ass!

Hey guys. Sorry I'm late.

It's ok, we haven't started yet.

- What... what is this?
- Don't we need a bass player?

- Mandy is a bass player?
- Yes, she just can't play yet.

- There you go.
- Thanks.

Guys can help out with that.

- Oh, hell. Let's start with the basics.
- Okay.

Punk in A.
You get A like this.

- Just this?
- For a start, yea. Let's roll.

Despite the currency leak, Secretary
of the Treasury liro Viinanen -

- assures us that devaluation
isn't necessary.

It's nice that the Apulanta-guys
wanted me in the band.

It's good that you have friends.

- Hey, Mat“.
- Hey

Do we have anything else
than the kids' veggie crap?

There's a liver
casserole in the fridge.

Have you seen Tuukka?

I have no idea where he is.

I'm glad Sipe asked me.
He's wonderful.

- Who, me?
- You are too.

Where the hell have you been?
I haven't seen you in days.

What do you care? And I
haven't seen you here either.

Someone around here is
trying to earn a living.

Save it for the factory.

Just so you know: I'm doing freaking great.
You deal with your own shit.

- Where are you off to now?
- How's it any of your fucking business?

It kind of is. Maybe just for
one night you could have dinner -

at home with us, so Mandy can
see a proper Finnish family.

If the Rotary club wanted
Mandy to see a proper family,

they should've known this is
the wrong house for that.

Guys, don't start again.

I didn't start, he did.

You're not going anywhere.

- You're not leaving.
- Get off me!

Tuukka!

So what are you
going to study?

- I'm thinking of becoming a doctor.
- Oh!

- Yea.
- That sounds good.

At least doctors have jobs,
no matter the economy.

That's true.

You've found yourself a
nice and smart girl.

Listen to her, maybe plan
your life a little bit.

Yea... I think Toni spends
too much time with the band.

I think she's right on that.

You could start
hitting the books.

Whatever you want to study.

- Yea.
- Yea.

Okay...

- Should we put one here too?
- Yeah.

Come in.

- Hi.
- Yes?

Me and my mates,
we have this band.

I was thinking the school could
have a band night so we could play.

Everyone could see how the
exchange student plays.

Amanda Gaynor
is in your band?

Yea, she's our bass player.

Yes, well...

Maybe we could
arrange something.

So we can play?

I'll have to check a
few things, but...

Cool! Thank you.

Yes, you are dismissed.

And guys: play quiet.

You shithead! ls that hag the
reason you haven't called me?

What gives you the right to
talk to my girl like that?

What gives you the right
to treat me like garbage?

You stood me up like five
times and now this.

I never promised you anything.
Not my problem if you assumed things.

- But you said I was your only...
- Fuck off and get a life.

Nona!
llona, wait!

Wasn't that a little much?
- The fuck it was.

Can't stand it when
they get clingy.

- Oh, hi!
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm fine.

I'm just helping my dad out.

Ilona, take these to the
car, will you. -Yea.

Great luck, we got the
strings half off.

I know! I got two sets.

Can you hear me back there?

Welcome to the school's band night.

- See, there's Simo.
- And now, on the stage -

our very own band, with our American -

exchange student, Amanda.

I present to you:
Apulanta

Go Simo, go Apulanta!

Hello all, we are Apulanta.
One, two, three, four.

- Let's get out of here.
- I'll stay for a bit.

- What, for this?
- Yea.

Pretty good!

- What did I say about the volume?
- Yea, sorry.

What's your problem?

You have to play punk loud,
that's the whole point!

Yes, but in the future, turn
the knobs a bit more to the left -

- when you play here.
- So we can still play here?

Sure! This was very
entertaining!

Reminded me of my own youth,
and the 70's and Sex Pistols.

There's actually a
youngsters' art happening -

at 8-hall in Lahti,
would you be into that?

- That would rock!
- Fuck, 8-hall!

Of course we're into it!

I mean great, thank you!
- Yes. Great. Thank you. Let's go.

Trust me, there's nothing
between Mandy and me.

It didn't look like nothing.

Why would I care about Mandy when I
already have the prettiest girl in town?

- You do?
- Yes, I do.

Did you hear that...

Hepe killed himself and his
kid when he went bankrupt?

Ilona was in my class.

It's so weird -

we just hung out a week
ago, and now she's gone.

What was he thinking.

Or...

I bet he didn't have it easy,
with the company and all.

Do you... miss your dad?

You know, after...

I didn't want to move
here when dad died.

But I'm glad we did.

Since... l would never
have met you otherwise.

Sipe hey! Got some change?
- Some.

That should buy you coffee at least.
- Well yea.

What do you think, does "gorgeous guys"
refer to you or me?

Sipe. If I wasn't absolutely sure
you are completely illiterate -

I'd suspect you
wrote to the paper.

What? Somebody wrote about us?

"What the hell is Apulanta?"

my daughter started screaming:
'you always lecture about smoking and -

drinking beer, and these guys
don't do any of that...'

And then it hit me: Fertilizer
for the young people, indeed.

Think about it guys:
our band, in the paper.

Hi. - Hi.
- You alone? -Yea

Are you crazy? You
can't take those.

I know you're having a hard time
but why don't you just talk to Matti?

- About what?
- Like your... relationship?

He's the last one I'd talk to. I
don't know him and he doesn't care.

Still. Maybe like a hobby or something?
I'm worried about you.

Now you calm down, and keep
charming the small town boys.

I know you like that.

What about those?

They don't need them anyway.

Hey guys!

Hi Mandy.

So... How can you stand that asshole?
- Tuukka?

- Yeah, him.
- Tuukka is fine.

He's just... how do you
say it, "misfit".

- Misfit is... sopeutumaton.
- Yea. Sopeutumaton.

- He's not just a misfit.
- He's just acting like a bad guy.

Tuukka is fine, really.

Oh I forgot! I have a gig.
- You have a gig?

- I mean, we have a gig.
- We have a gig? - Yep.

Matti asked me, and I
promised we'd come.

- Fucking great!
- Cool, where is it?

- Sorry, I don't know.
- Who cares, like you'll be picky?

Gig! We need the
practice before 8-hall.

The Mark has been devalued.

The Bank of Finland and government
were forced to act -

since the currency leaks continued.

It can't be.

- What are we going to do?
- I really don't know.

We're leaving now.
Mandy left already.

Please come. If not for your
father, then for Mandy.

I'll think about it.

Everything's going to be fine.

The bank manager.
Go and talk to him.

- I'm not going to do that here.
- It's only polite to say hello.

Hello, Matti.
- How do you do.

Devaluation, huh.

Is there anything
left that we can do?

I hate to say it, but you should
have gotten the protection plan.

Quitting seems like
the only choice now.

We Rotary brothers look after
our own, even in the worst of times.

If I knew this was
some rich guys' shit-do -

I'd never have
agreed to do this.

You said that whatever
gig we get is good.

Hi there. ls everything all...
rock rock?

- Everything's fine, thanks.
- Good. See you out there.

Oh fuck, "rock rock"?

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

I know... just had to help out mom -

with the coffee stuff and -

Had to help out your mom, and
that's why you're late for a gig.

- Yes. - Right.
- And then there's this.

- No way! - You got engaged?
- Congratulations!

Yes. Yes we did.

Right.

Well. Welcome to the
Heinola Rotary party.

It is my joy and priviledge
to introduce to you -

our exchange student,
Amanda, and her band.

Amanda has brought us something
new from the big world out there.

Amanda and her band:
Apulanta, take it away.

We are Apulanta.

This is fucked up!

How dare they kick
us off mid set?

It's not the end of the world,
there's 8-hall coming, and -

I am so fucking fed up with
your fucking sportscoat too!

Why don't you go and have
dinner with the rest of the snobs?

I'm a little late for
my engagement party.

Go get engaged,
what the hell else.

Should we just... get drunk?

Bye then.

That is the best idea
I've heard all day.

Will you come too?

Sorry, Pete's teaching
me how to skate.

What took you so long?
Where were you?

- On a gig. - How was I supposed
to explain it to the guests?

- Come on now.
- There's our Toni.

Well, come on then.

He's late because his band was
playing at the Rotary party.

My apologies
for being late.

Well, how did your gig go?

It was. We played.

And what do you play?

Electric guitar.
I do some vocals as well.

Me and my husband, we've been given to
understand you're doing well in school.

At least Elli says so. That you're, in fact,
both applying for higher education.

For sure. That's what we're going to do.

One must be accepted somewhere
in the first place, though...

He's so modest!

Here comes a big log...

Santapukki coming...

Sorry, those two are not shy
about making out. - It's ok.

Hey. You want anything?

- Could we have a couple of beers?
- Let's make it a couple of sodas.

Come play with me.

- Yea, play with her.
- Yes.

We have some band
stuff with Antti.

Play with Sepi.

We'll get to play, I promise.

- Bye then.
- Bye.

Reetta. Should we go
rent a movie, maybe?

She's so porn...

Your mom is so effin' porn!

Dude, don't air your fantasies...

I'm just so pissed off lately.

Mandy, for one thing -
she doesn't notice me.

I've been completely unable
to make even the first move.

Have some liquid courage and
just go talk to her.

There's some truly dumb
people around here.

Like these skaters.

They'll pick a
fight with anyone.

What's the little
rat squeaking, huh?

You boozeheads got
something to say?

- Leave him alone. He's cool.
- What? You gotta be kidding me.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

You'd better watch where
you go, might get hurt.

Why did he save your ass?
- No clue.

Actually I wrote a song -

and I though we could
play this at the gig.

- The gig in Lahti?
- Yea. - Let's hear it.

♪ I don't have no fancy clothes, ♪
J" or a flashy car ♪

♪ And I don't have lots of money, ♪
♪ but I hope that's fine ♪

Toni.

Sit beside me...
- Toni

That's like the chorus part...

So it's called "I hope I'm good
enough, my love". -Yea.

'It means the world to be with you'

'If you like me too, just kiss me'

'Lay next to me, let's go to sleep'

'Good night.'

'Let's kiss.'

Might be a bit soft for 8-hall.

Do you think this
represents Apulanta?

Well... doesn't it?
- The fuck it does.

Listen - have you
heard this song?

We are not playing
this shit at 8-hall.

It wasn't finished.

Maybe next time, Toni. It was...

Yea it was really great.

BAND COMPETITION, 8-HALL, LAHTI 1993

Woah.

I knew that civilization starts
outside of Heinola -

but it's really diggin' out here.

Look at that guy punishing
that stick, he's so good.

This is like soft pop
compared to our stuff.

I checked that they're
ready for you guys.

They're awesome.

Hello you fuckers.
We are Apulanta.

That was better than sex!
- Come on. - I mean, probably.

Did you see how into it they were?
- Those guys were so into us!

Oh my geesh! - Oh hell no.
- Oh hell.

You rocked pretty hard out there.

We were just saying
the same about you.

I'm Arska. I started a record label.
It's called Record Label.

Care to sign up?
- Hell yes, do you need to ask!

This year's band competition
has been settled.

The winner is from Heinola - Apulanta!

Antti said that a couple of my
songs would make the record, too.

Oh,

Well?

There's no long term
plan in it anyway.

It's pretty cool to get your
songs on a record, though.

But when we move out of
Heinola, it'll be over anyway.

Isn't that right?

Hey...

Guess what?

I'd love it if you concentrated
all that energy on me.

What do you think about that?

- Oh right.
- Hmmh.

Like all of my energy?
- Every last bit.

- Well, if only this once.
- Okay.

Have you thought about what
happens when Mandy leaves?

She'll go back to the states,
and we have no bass player.

I should do something about her.

So what's going to be the 'grande
finale' for your epic love story?

I'm not impressed with your
talents as a Casanova -

especially since your first
time was with your cousin.

Ha ha guys.

Hey boys!
- Hi. - Hi.

What's this?

I wrote a song.

It's called "Silmämuna" (Eyeball).
- Oh wow.

What...! You wrote it in Finnish!

I want you to sing it.

Seriously. - That was good.
- Show me.

Freaking great. Thank you!

I'm going to miss, like, everything.

Heinola, the band, the school...

and Tytti, Matti and
Tuukka of course.

Gotta go. Elli's waiting.
See you.

Bye.

Hey Toni wait! I have to
talk to you, it's important.

Ok, that was it. Thanks, Mandy.
- Time to go.

Remember what I said. The band
needs, like, the best bass player.

- I dunno, that whole idea seems weird...
- Trust me.

Mandy.

Are you absolutely
sure you have to go?

I love you guys but
I do have to go.

Mandy, they're waiting
for you outside.

Bye then.

Take care, guys!

You know that an era of this
band just walked out that door.

Well, have a nice trip then.

Umm... maybe we should wait in the car.
- For who?

Oh right!
...come on when you're done.

Why isn't Pete here to see you off?
- Why?

- Aren't you guys... an item?
- What? Oh no, no.

Pete is just a friend.

- I thought you were...
- No way.

I was... into this one guy.

But it wasn't mutual.

You mean Temonen?

Oh no, I have to go.

Thank you.

So awesome.
- I feel like a rock star.

It's cool, but that clipping is lame.
It's not like we're Jesus or anything.

If we are going to play, then
we have to find a bass player.

How about Pete?

Pete plays bass, he knows
us and what we're about -

he hangs with us and
knows our songs.

- Mm, he's a good player.
- ls there someone else?

Okay. If not Pete then who?

I dunno.

Right. We'll ask Pete.

You do it tomorrow at school?
- Alright.

I'll ask tomorrow.
- Good.

Hey. Can I sit here?

Temonen. Want to be a bass player?
- What, in Apulanta?

Mandy left an open spot.

- I'm interested.
- Yea sure, but I can't play.

- I... I can play...
- Neither could she.

Yea ok. I'm game.

Great.

I thought I'd ask Tuukka
to join the band.

Absolutely not.

That kid is pure trouble
waiting to happen -

- Yea yea but...
- Don't even think about getting to...

- Yea right. - I've heard all
sorts of stories about him.

- Mom. Hey!

I already asked him.

Well then.

He's going to play bass
for us and that's the end of it.

Go get the milk.
- Yeah, sorry.

You can't do something that
insane without asking us first -

and didn't we agree that
Pete was the best choice.

You guys did.

If you want go into details,

the vote was tied.

It was Mandy's idea to
ask Tuukka to play bass.

If Mandy wanted it
then I'm ok with it.

Am I late?

Is there something going on?

Nope.

Good to have you here.

There's your instrument.

Let's start with the basics.

Fuck this strap.

First thing I'll change.

So much cooler when the bass
hangs down to your knees.

I've never been so humiliated.

You can't just fail
and lose everything.

I can't show my face
outside anymore.

We'll have to tell Tuukka.

I have news.
- Your dad has too.

Well, out with it.

The company is bankrupt.

We've sold everything
but we're still in debt.

I think you deserve it.

I just don't get that kid.
Where did we go wrong?

Hey!

Are you not minding your sister?

Come down off the
couch right now!

I'm thirsty.

Come into the kitchen,
I'll fix you some juice.

Reetta, you can't keep
jumping around like that...

Sorry. She wanted to fangirl...

I get it.

Your dad's just worried
about her heart.

I think it's great you're
hanging out together.

Just take it easy next time.

And she's not your only fan,

or Seppo, cause I like
you guys too and I'm -

certain that you'll
make it big someday.

Toni, grab that as well.
- Thank you.

I made a bunch of these. I'm gonna
hand them out to good lookin' birds.

Oh fuck!

Well, if your musical talent isn't
enough to get you to the 3rd base -

then I suppose pins are
worth trying.

Men sit shotgun, kids
collect pins and shut up.

Effin' Tuukka! Don't kill us,
we've still got a whole life ahead!

Make it out to Anniina.

There.

By the way, we had a
bit of a hiccup -

nobody fixed us a place to crash...

would you happen to have room
for a couple of rockers like us?

Well...

Our parents aren't home,

so there's room.

How cool would that be?

Cool I think...

Sure... it's cool. Ok,
you guys can come.

Too bad Elli isn't here.
- Hmm.

I did invite her.

She had some school stuff.

- Who, Pete?
- No, Elli.

I know you're in there!

Come out and fight!

Anniina!

Oh hell, that's Jake.

- Who's Jake?
- My boyfriend.

Oh fuck.

Who's that?

That car is about to tip over!

Anniina, do you know that guy?

Yea, that's my boyfriend.

Easy for him to
yell like that -

with an army at his back.

He's got a pretty bad temper.

Fucking hell! That's it.

Leave the fucking car alone!

Get the fuck off!

What the fuck?

Come on let's get out of here!

Fucking faggots!

What the hell, man?

Yea, dude's crazy.

Pretty fucking cool
to have you on board.

Guys, your EP just went
to number one on listers' choice.

I've booked you a couple of gigs
and magazine interviews.

We should start planning
your first album.

Damn, no way!
- Big world style.

We're going to record an album.
- And gigs.

I took out an ad in Suosikki
magazine seeking us fans.

We got a lot of replies.
- Tell me, are we the first-

- band ever to seek out fans
by an ad in a magazine?

That wouldn't have been my first idea.
I'll call you back about the gigs and recording.

Until next time.

I'll start writing replies,
send them pins and stuff.

That's fucking clever.
- Guys, we're on to something.

You must be Apulanta.
- Yea.

Hi. Saara Niemi.
- Sipe. - Hello, Tuukka.

Shall we wait for the guys?

No, see Toni and Antti
couldn't make it.

Okay.

They're in painting class,
watercolours this week.

I see. So you guys have
other artistic prospects -

in addition to music?

Yea, we do.

How... you're a punk
band, right, so -

how does that show
in your everyday life?

I wouldn't say we represent
like the punk ideology -

Like at all. It's...

far too narrow minded for me.

It's ridiculous that we should boycott
multinational burger companies,

or coke drinks, just
because other punks do.

I think the whole punk world
is full of puritans.

It's gotten pretty old and tired.

I gotta add something.

If there was a state of anarchy -

I'd buy a tank and
shoot everybody.

Shoot... everybody?

You are the most beautiful
thing there is.

I didn't write a poem, but...

I did write a song.

♪ It was something like three years ago, ♪
♪ we met at a fiend's party ♪

♪ Roughly ten months after that, ♪
♪ you agreed to wear my ring ♪

♪ We finished school and settled down, ♪
♪ but we couldn't find a job ♪

♪ I did not know back then, ♪
♪ baby, what I do know now ♪

♪ I've probably been ♪
♪ thinking 'bout it too long. ♪

♪ When would I know how ♪
J" to tell you this ♪

♪ I want us to have ♪
♪ a pretty baby girl ♪

♪ -baby- S

♪ I love you so, baby ♪
♪ will you marry me ♪

Our wedding day...
- Why do you do that?

It's not like we're starting a
family or anything, come on.

Do you think I write
this stuff for fun?

I applied for the computer
class, just like you wanted.

Just get it: I mean what I say.

Can we do something else?

Reetta, eat it,
stop playing with it.

Good morning.

They're looking for
school kids and -

students to work at the factory.

What if you got a real job?

Luckily, I don't have to.
We have gigs.

Do they actually pay you
to play bad music?

Indeed they do.

So I don't have to take a
crappy job at the factory.

Won't you understand
that I'm a musician?

Boy's got a mouth on him.

Since when does Heinola
breed rock stars?

Come on.

Oh hi. - What the hell is
your shit band talking about?

- Are you like fake or something?
- What are you talking about?

Read that.

Our interview.

What the fuck.

The anarchist union...

...are a bunch of unimportant
rebels, Apulanta drummer Sipe says.

Bass player Tuukka Temonen also
comments, that the neo nazi movement -

at least has a point,
albeit a dumb one.

Yea. - That's what it says.

I don't know what this shit is.

- Me neither.
- Fuck, who does.

I thought I had a great band, but
you're just fucking around!

Wha...?

Didn't mean... it
was just a joke.

We didn't mean to, man...

A joke?!

Do you think the readers
will get the joke -

when the journalist fucking didn't?

We have an actual chance
to impact society -

in these fucking interviews!

I don't think the
guys meant to -

I don't care if they meant
to fuck it up or not!

You made it real clear that Apulanta
doesn't care about the punk ideals -

which happen to mean a
fucking great deal to me!

We'll write the magazine if you're gonna
get a stick up your ass about it -

You fucking stood up for
nazis instead of punk!

I just said that I get where
they're coming from -

it's not like I
stood up for them.

They pretty much teach fascism
at school, you know.

- What the fuck?
- You should've done the interview.

We didn't realize you wanted
to dictate what we should say.

I started a band
with a statement -

and not some fucking
amateur theater group.

If you want to go on with
that shit, by all means!

Apulanta is nothing but a joke.

Hei Antti, we're sorry.
- Hey wait a minute.

It can't end like this.

Antti, come on...

Reetta, please. Go bother Sepi.
- He's asleep.

Go bother dad then.

Maybe Antti will
change his mind.

He won't.

It kills me that I
fucked it all up.

I screwed up and now he
doesn't want to hang out -

and won't come play with us.

Good thing we didn't
buy those drums!

There are always differences
between friends.

You've known each other
since you were kids.

One fight won't mess it up.

I wouldn't say that.

There's no use
talking to him.

If he made up his mind about us,
then he's sticking with it.

Still, even Sarasvuo says that
a healthy relationship -

any relationship, is
a two way street,

always helping both
parties to grow.

Life will maintain the
relationships that breed good -

ls that supposed to
make me feel better?

Not necessarily right now, but
at some point in your life -

you will see that you
just grew apart.

I think this is the end of the band.
- Oh nonsense.

You sleep on it, and I promise
tomorrow will look brighter.

We all hold the keys to our own success.
Trust me.

Change comes from within.

You'll be bigger than
Dingo some day -

Sirkka! Call an ambulance,
Reetta's having a heart attack!

- Oh my god!
- Reetta, can you hear daddy?

We need an ambulance right
now at Vuorenalustie 15 -

Heart attack.

It's ok, daddy's here.
Where are her meds? Quickly!

It's ok, daddy's here.
Do you hear me...

Thank goodness you're here.

We'll go with her.

Simo! Take care of Seppo.

Hi.

This is Sipe from Finland.

Is Mandy at home?

Okay, thanks.
Bye.

It's just so fundamentally
wrong for a coward -

to take his own life.

And just his, but his kids'
as well.

I feel bad about being delighted -

- about getting guitar strings
half price at Hepe's closeout.

You had no way to know.

Why don't you take the leadership
of Apulanta?

Who, me?

I dunno. Seems daunting.

Besides, it was Antti's thing
from the get-go.

But you've written songs
of your own.

True, but it just ain't the same.

Maybe I should just concentrate
on my studies.

Well, I certainly won't say
a word against studying.

Everything alright?

Sure. Just trying
to find my Muse.

- Any luck finding her?
- I think I just did.

That's good.

Hey.

How's Reetta?

She's ok. Just a scare.

Good. That's good.

I asked you here
because I think -

we should give the band a shot.

We have a studio
booked for recording.

Are you in or out?

I'm in.
- I guess I'm in too.

Fucking awesome.

If we start rehearsing now, we're
going to crush it in there.

What are we going to rehearse?

I wrote a song about llona.

"Not nice" and "To the sun"
roll on nicely.

But just like with Karkkiautomaatti,
a professional producer -

would have been useful,

to reach the band's
full potential.

Teen girls will love it,
which seems to be the point.

"Three years" is too hard
to listen for an adult.

What about gigs?

Interest is a bit slow.

Let's see how the album sells.

But, to be honest,
I wouldn't count on it.

Couldn't listen to your
song, think about it.

Maybe I was kinda...

trying too hard.

Trying at all was the problem.

Antti was right, we're a joke.

That shit don't sell.

Well go ahead and write
better songs then.

You guys have more
at stake anyway.

I'm getting the fuck out
of this town soon!

You were right all along.

You know, that -

this band thing isn't my thing.

I'm ready to start studying.

We can move in together.

Well I... don't really
want to move anymore.

You want to stay here?
- Kinda, yea.

- Okay.
- At least for now.

Well good.

I've been meaning to
tell you something,

but I never found the right -

time to say it.

Toni, we're done.

Sorry.

What the hell happened to you?

I never get anything right.

If l did...

...maybe dad...

I couldn't help him either.

I was eleven years old.

Coming home from school.

I got home and...

I saw that...

Dad was just laying there -

Sipe, it was my
fault that he died!

My fucking fault...

I just want to write
music, and play music -

but I fucking can't...

I can't do either.

Where've you been?
- At the mill.

It was getting late. l just decided
to stay and sleep there.

I've been out of my mind with worry!
- Sorry.

I suppose I should've called.

As long as you're all right.

You broke up, then.

I've decided I'm going to -

- study like you wanted.

That's a smart decision.

SIX MONTHS LATER

There you're, my hardworking men!
How was your day?

Less people means more
work for the rest.

I bet it does.

Lucky you got these great
helpers like Simo.

He hasn't let me down yet.

"Is everything all... rock rock?"

Paint horns on him!
Dude, there's...

Aren't you Simo?
- Yea, Sipe

Remember me?
I substituted for your class.

I remember. You're
kinda hard to forget.

- Well how are you?
- A lot better just now.

What about the people
who have no jobs?

They made their
thoughts very clear...

Fucking embarrassing to make Tytti
work while you just lay there.

Don't talk about things
you don't understand.

I understand that you
do nothing all day.

You are selfish beyond measure.

Live free and never
respect your parents.

Young man, and not a...

Welcome. Today we'll
talk about MS-DOS,

the worlds most widely used
operating system -

which you already know
since you're here.

It's used in development
environments...

There are two choices here.

First is Turbo Pascal,
the standard -

and then there is Quick Basic...

MS-DOS inherited many
of the CPIM programs...

Hey, Santapukki!

- Yea?
- You have a call.

- Are you sure it's for me?
- They asked for you.

- Simo Santapukki.
- Sounding important, now are we?

Toni, dude. How's it hanging?

You have reach the
Temonen household.

Leave a message after the tone.

Hi. It's Toni calling for Tuukka -

asking if he could come by the
mill at seven. Thanks, bye.

It's cancer.

What's up?
- Not much.

Cool that you came back.
- Yes. Apis is back.

Is Tuukka coming?
You called him, right?

I called. He's coming.

It's his band too.

Fuck that's good.

Do it again.

You think you're the only
one who can do that?

Did I say that?

What the fuck.

Does that idiot
have an off-switch?

Dude's so full of himself.

- Temonen, be cool.
- Who's cool here, hu?

Go sit down, man.

Fucking clowns!
- Who's yelling?

The fuck... you goddamn
well know who it is.

We're taking you to cool
down if you keep doing that.

It's not my fault...

Small dick cop.

Fucking boy scouts...
- Take it easy, boy.

So tell me what happened here.

Oh you know... l just fell off
my board and hit my head.

You're telling me that guy
had nothing to do with it?

- Maybe he saw me fall.
- Right. Fine.

Fuck!
- So we're pretty much done.

Fucking Temonen.

I don't need a lecture.

- I'm ashamed of you, son.
- Lay off me, I told you.

Have you been to
see your father?

Temonen, that fuck.

I don't know what the
hell I saw in that guy -

or why I asked him to the
band in the first place.

He's the reason we're fucked.

We could have been big, but oh no.

I wish he'd just disappear and
I'd never have to see him again.

And I though I could quit studying
and focus on the band.

- So you dropped out of school.
- Mm.

I think I'm going to head home.

See you sometime.

What are you thinking about?

Everything just sucks.

The band not
happening and all.

And there's this old stuff I
can't stop thinking about.

A girl, you mean.

Maybe it's not too late.
- It is.

I'm sure you'll
find your true love.

- I hope so.
- I know so.

Tell me, how am I doing at the mill?

What do you mean?

Nothing.

Temonen!

Temonen!

How are you doing?

You... you ask me how I'm doing?

You're the reason
the band is dead.

Easy for you to say! You don't
know what I've been through!

You don't... know...

How are you doing.

You don't know what
I've been through.

Good morning.

It's nice that you came to visit.

I've got so few classes now
that I can stay for a bit.

Did you hear that Matti
Temonen is in the hospital?

It's cancer, the bad kind.

Do you want something or did
I come here for nothing?

There is something.

I wrote a new song.

It's... more punk
than the previous ones.

And pretty gruff
actually, if you ask me.

So I was thinking -

that we could try again.

- Does that make any sense?
- You've got nothing to lose.

If this doesn't work,
then we can split up.

At least we tried.

Okay.
We'll try.

- Okay-

See ya.
- Bye.

Temonen! Wait up.

I heard about your dad.

I just wanted to say...
I'm like...

I mean, I do know what
you're going through.

Can you believe it! He quit
his job at the factory.

Goddamn it, in times like these!

- He wants to focus on the band.
- I thought that nonsense was over?

Hey. Here's the video I
was supposed to bring.

I could maybe show a clip
on the punk segment.

No fucking clips. You either
show all of it or none of it.

Do you realize,
who you went off on?

I don't bow and scrape
for show hosts.

- That's something Antti would say.
- Guys come look!

You're on TV.

With no further ado,
here's Apulanta -

with the premiere of the music video
for their song "Mitä kuuluu".

Simo, it's for you.

Sipe.

Guys, it's Arska.
The song is a hit.

We have a slot in the show
and a shit ton of gigs.

I should probably go.

Too bad you dropped
out of school.

Don't worry, mom. It'll be fine.

I promise.
- Ok then.

Your dad would be proud.

Have a great gig.

- Bye!
- Bye.

What the hell is going on here?

Damn. ls there a band on after us?

No way! It's Mandy!

What?

- Hey.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

Tuukka called me and said there's
some unfinished business.

I dug you, like, so hard.

It wasn't Tuukka.
The guy I liked.

It was you.

Why didn't you say anything?

Silly.

Ok, lovebirds. My turn!

I hope there's at least
a few people watching.

There's gotta be some.

- Time to go.
- Ok, let's roll.

Dear party people.-

You wanted the best...

And you got us.

To think, it's our
boy there on tv.

My son.
- So it is.

It was me that wrote
that piece in the paper.

Of course I knew, I just
didn't want to say anything.

- You didn't.
- Sure I did.

"How you doing" became the
hit that started -

the succes that
continues to this day.

Tuukka quit the band in 2005 to
start his career in film making.

Mandy is a dentist and lives
with her family in Kentucky.

She has four children, and
enjoys country music.

Antti is still punk, with
his band Silent Scream.

Apulanta is still one of the
most succesful bands in Finland.

You know, if anyone's
punk, it's us.

This is the one you want.

What I think this picture says,

is companionship,
friendship, and, kind of -

sense on brotherhood
that our band has,

and I think a lot of bands have.

I can't be -Apulanta!!

We have an Emma award now -

and we have 21 number
one singles out,

so now that I have the chance,

I'd like to thank Toni -

Thank you, Sami -

I'm gonna thank Temonen.

Thank you, Antti Lautala and Mandy -

and Arska and Lotta, and
most of all, thank you -

all you people who
buy our albums,

and come to our gigs.

New adventures await.