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is almost there so no it is going

through the past down

only an hours ago 15 years I've waited

15 long years Pedro Chico si Senor how

the hell long you're gonna take the

saddle them horses anyhow you gotta get

to town at least a half hour before the

stage I don't want to have me boys

riding a worn-out nags oh these horses

are not nice at yard they refuse the

bridle they tried to put a hoof in your

face when you come now never mind

my boys will tame them they have arm

strong enough to make any horse take the

bridle gone you'll recognize me boys

when you see them they'll have blue eyes

and they'll have shoulders like this

two young giants they are with arms I

could snap them horses next like they

was wheat straws ah they're tough

they're tough Irish hope they are

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George there's another great quality

about this tobacco it calls the perfume

of there's no difference air in here you

want some no thanks

oh I'm sorry Reverend I should have

offered you first would you like some no

thanks

mr. good uncle thank you you're welcome

I ain't a reverend by the way of course

our fields do overlap some they come in

the souls while I undertake the disposal

of the bodies I've got a deal in

Harlingen right now with my friend

Samuelson gotta take over his business

for him he's made a fortune there in

just two years now he's retired this

place Hollinger

did it have an epidemic yes indeed and

it's still going and let's hope it

continues good heavens what is it the

plank much worse a common cold come on

here yeah I've got a nice sucky wiki for

you here that's good yeah

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they're all armed to the teeth I thought

the war was over a long time ago

burn my Lisbon in on you but don't you

carry hip ons I've been certainly not

madam seems to me were the only ones

them besides you oh yes

no weapons they manufacture today cannot

be relied on now this here was my

husband may his soul rest in peace

of course he used to shoot a whole lot

better but woman in my old age man you

get poor eyesight rheumatism set your

hand to trim it you got it all right

grandma

cool iron you want them buzzes over to

Harling and thinking we got evil

intentions is it coming up now yes sir

the second day hitch up a fresh team

we're leaving again by so quick stop

posing Harling in the short because it's

a lot healthier

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Paulo smart enough to be traveling on

got 10 minutes to stretch their legs I

think I see two oak trees and moderate

me they are enormous fun are the needles

in your eyes I am Pedro and this is my

brother Chico we had the person of my

illness of singer rare McIntyre

what are you not out of the way hmm good

yes it's not exactly what I was

expecting

but I guess I hey if you want to make a

speech do it someplace else you up leave

me alone I want to teach that peasant

pull a thing or two ah you take too much

time George I'll take care of it it's a

fair offer fella

good manners are not your strong point

but you still have time to learn you

talking to me I am addressing you sir

now there are two ways of teaching

someone good manners but I think in your

case only the direct way will sink in

now then now did he'll listen here

pimple nose I don't know about squaring

accounts in your parts around here we

settle up with these I let it lay a

couple kisses only I ain't even on ya

but they talk fresh now lend him your

egg hey but I only got a nick the

squirrel

no no just to make where I come from in

Boston we don't combate a let's melt

away but this ain't Boston this here is

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hey you're standing in the middle of our

showdown step aside hmm I said step

aside

another champion of fine manners

you deaf turn around turn around damn

you here you don't think I'm just gonna

let you walk away now

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you gotta face me stranger there's you

ain't no East and then you got a weight

on your hip well get to it

you wrecked one showdown you're gonna

wreck another

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and I say sir sir may I see something

and my name is John McIntyre no sir

Irish oak trees and I must say that your

behavior just now is uncivil in fact sir

we'd like you to know we're not grateful

at all and what's more we don't

appreciate a police jerk you're

interfering sir señoras y señores I am

Pedro and this is my brother cheek

uncanny personal failures of your

father's in your red come to escort you

through the arrest

oh well the trunks and cases are on the

codeshare federal Chico that's my latest

I see one moment we have a surprise for

you Senor this kick what sort of place

is this are they not beautiful there

have a wild lion half mountain okay

thanks chica ah another time but they

are bracelets from your butt yes we

understand that Chico thank you I am

Pedro hello Pedro got to get one two

three four five six seven eight nine ten

here I come wait it's a fixation here I

mean you say that again George

I hope you have no intention of

presenting yourself to our Father in

this condition yes quite right it would

be unforgivable nedra and now I am

Jacobson your right cheek oh let's go

hotel do the hotels in your honor yes Oh

tell you know where hotel is about your

father is waiting on the hotel Pedro but

I'm Chico Chico good grief you're to

wait for us here

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those are not to oak trees those are

eight points to try para nuns I'll be

with you in a second walls don't come

back at all

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something tells me that someone at this

table ain't playing quite regular ain't

naming no names but the minute I know

for sure I'm gonna shoot out his good

eye you call me a cheater I ain't gonna

jump the gun hey now don't you my

attention so you can sneak

they suit ignore the standards of fair

play one must admire the lively

temperaments of the US are almost

congenial look what's happening over

there I think we better leave your

father is waiting it's hello right

through the ranch yes quite right Pedro

anyway I don't think the bartender is

free right now

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charity please boy oh you just don't

know how happy I am to have you back

home at last

hey no sadness father sure son remember

you said it I was just thinking how

happy she would have it be

do you still remember her John thank you

Father you couldn't remember her George

she left us before you learned to walk

her one wish was for you to study and

grow up in a different world

I agreed missing you terribly every day

but she was right I'll never regret it

Chico the flowers pleased

well done Jeter

put a few flowers in that grave to jam

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who are they father some years ago we

came across a family of pioneers and

ambushed by bandits the woman and the

two children were dead a man wounded

your mother used to take flowers to

their grave every now and then what

happened to the man I'm not sure we took

care of him he mended then disappeared

I guess he's lost our faith in his

fellow man though because I heard rumors

he became a gunfighter one of the

deadliest in the territory well boys is

getting late let's go tonight I want you

to meet the matos they're neighbors of

ours nice people

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rifles and handguns everywhere baby

sucking bullets deals in every corner of

the street huh our rivals certainly

eventful well this is a bison of course

but we have nice people here - haven't

we certainly Daniel he's a great he's

here again

the gringo para el dinero

well what's all a mystery I'll explain

later

Dona Carmen would you please go upstairs

a thing and you too season no whatever

may happen I I want to ask you boys to

to keep your heads amen

come with me wait I'll come to that way

I'll avoid seeing him twice

all right listen Pedro your father's

really splendid look I want an answer

who is he Joe si Senor Senor Chun your

father didn't want you to find out he

was those Gringo's who Rudy's leg they

ambushed your father heavens Pedro but

why why did he do it

I am Chico Singh hey you you laughs wait

talking to me boy

don't call me boy all right then little

man what if you get to swim these are my

boys they just came back from the east

they don't know anything about this oh

that's a little better

not exactly we expect some explanation

did you hear so you'd like me to takes

plane and with pleasure now this ain't

east you see this here is a wild wide

open country well you gotta be real

smart to stay in one piece like yeah

Teddy here see there's all manner of

them ever sneaks around you never know

when you might find your cows have been

rustled what a whole poison your house

set afire you might even their finest

you've been shot uh but luckily if your

daddy and his fellow ranchers there's

someone to help out now for a small fee

we we'd work day and night to keep those

Sidewinders away well you can tell your

boss the party's over

no Alyssa no

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it was so clumsy Senor I'm so sorry

Oh terrific

well done boys I'm sorry father but I

won't take such humiliations

you can't fight but George like can I'm

with you all the way son the McIntyre's

there's no one to fight again number

five William Holland well let's hope he

doesn't draw back to the way Pedro

described Holland I don't think he's the

kind can't hurt the trying get him

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it's a collective quick hurry George we

better try making a toes house come on

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sending two greenhorn kids galloping in

here not even carrying weapons that

vomited Peja really slipped up this time

look mr. talons we're not need I mean

that we're the sons of red McIntyre Reds

boys well I'll be

you mean say you're the ones that pasted

that feet collector well you sided well

you did wrong

you should've drilled him like you would

a polecat son it's all right now get

back to work

look we want justice for our Father and

the other ranchers but we want to

convince people to help the law without

senseless violence you can't go around

what senseless was the two of you coming

here to ask me to join you I'm sorry

fellas I want to know of one sure way of

being left alone round these here parts

but you can't spend the rest of your

life with a gun in your hand if you

joined us

I'd lay myself wide open the Bible books

it bear the Lord only helps those who

help themselves

I know those owl hoots sent me a

collector too and that's where he ended

up it paid off they haven't bothered me

since you'll find out for us the only

law that counts around here is this well

I'm doing my very best your honor sure I

know things are going bad these young

uns here are quite right there's only

one of me though and they got 30 men at

least well we're with You sheriff

well said George fellas bold words and

righteous feelings won't do the job

either

not against them besides everyone here's

afraid of them and it's a fear that they

feed on but that's the point we have to

convince the people to stick together to

resist united if we did the outlaws

would be the ones who'd be afraid then

we wouldn't have to kill well I don't

know that much hope but why we have to

sir we have to force those kills out in

the open all right you bring me the

guilty ones and I shall be unbending

we'll get them even if we have to turn

the whole country upside down you slow

you Senor John we try everyone apart

of our people and the only time we got a

footing before they slammed it shut it

almost broke my thoughts

yeah and they made these strange signs

at us what signs it like all the rest

it's really incredible yeah L scared

stiff except for Thailand then he's much

too violent well I guess we'll just have

to do it alone

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thought he never had one before listen

instead of going around again fools of

ourselves we're not finding collector we

chased away hey you're right let's go

after him and make him talk

yeah but where in the world do we begin

though they're not just gonna send us

that collector like they did before no

I'm not like before

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don't worry though I have no intention

of collecting this afternoon the fact is

I'm here I'm more of a personal called

magnet Island

I warned you I'd see you paid for what

you've done to me you're gonna be

carried down the river never seen again

I have a passion for seen a job that's

done nice and clean without no witness

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you're gonna come out of there would you

rather have us try a little target

practice

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just

hey you on the white horse Oh me no

horse is white in it once you get down

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unbuckle your hardware real slow-like

unbuckle it unbuckle it I get over here

beside the others

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you only get out of the water

you don't mind joining our picnic

felling idea no not at all whom do I owe

the invitation now what do you mean

seems to me a host should introduce

himself probably obvious to you that

right now that don't really matter yeah

you're probably right I only ask so they

know what to write on your tombstone

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real hot out today sir I mustered I

would like to work that is Sam if it's

that difficult

you shouldn't even bother trying to say

it I can say it sir and with pleasure

George sir it's my duty to thank you but

I must add that I don't approve of your

methods I was all due respect to your

opinion you seem to be forgetting where

you are now if you don't mind a little

advice oh we don't mind it all sir yes I

wouldn't go around naked if I was you

you might get yourselves a chill a

permanent one

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you know that man's right John maybe we

oughta arm ourselves seeing as that's

the law of the land we're not killers

George if someone acts out of

self-defense is he necessarily a killer

scorpion he must have had 40 notches on

his gun but I walked right up to the

Lions dead

yes yeah yes to him I dared it come on

through that door and wouldn't you know

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so there we are

he says pick up that beliefs there

you're talking to me and take it

upstairs to my room for for you why

please

why I'll please but that way

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people are real friendly here I like

that it's my sweet already true mister

already drink for my friend when he

comes down and bring me a bottle of

whiskey to that table there I didn't ask

for glass

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some doodad you got if I may say so just

did that's all I got to recall my father

he was a noble something like that not

sure never had pleasure of known my

mother on the other hand was a [ __ ] I

mean I take after her cow give us a

bottle of whiskey good good card and a

deck of card yeah yeah say that do you

mind if I lift a few dollars off these

suckers at your table here if you want

I'll lift a few off you two

well boys you see what happens when a

man becomes a slave to the bottle let's

sit down come on he won't know the

difference anyway careful friend

you'll wear my patients in now I got a

powerful easy to play

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you don't know when to stop do you

mister well you called

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very lucky man it'd have been dead if

there was money riding on it

you and your boys now clear out of here

all of you get huh you're real hard act

to follow Duke go to hey Lacey Jesus

faster dead snail small world isn't it

my aristocratic friend it's too small a

world and go someplace else you know the

rules first no to eating out of the same

plate yes it's the first rule but I have

a job to perform here customer always

comes first that's the second car in a

row hmm so why not you speak to yourself

see ya I have a small job to do here -

you're dead right the customer always

comes first that's how it is you have no

choice no choice at all

put your hands down

not a chance if you don't mind I'll do

the honors yes I do mind no no no Jetson

now hold on it's on the house gents all

in the house

don't forget to let me know how you find

the ammunition fellas

you're gonna be delighted I tell you I

just know it

well so long come back soon yeah well

hey what do you put these

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ah two beers if you please

okay but when you're finished drinking

don't hang around unless you boys come

here to my saloon but better it is for

all ha ha ha

don't worry we haven't got evil

intentions you know one would think

you're afraid of us or am I wrong

you're not a friend of those collectors

are you oh listen I'm everyone's friend

I mean everyone's friend that is except

the collectors now that's still not

right I mean I'm a hard-working saloon

keeper I get my nose

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hey fellas aren't you gonna take off the

price tags nursemaid now that's really

the end

the legendary ace playing mother n22

puppy dogs and you stop to consider your

reputation though I could you possibly

kill two puppy dogs or whatever you want

to call him do two puppy dogs so young

and green that the gunbelts have still

got the price tag on your right is sure

my customer should have told me there's

nothing I can do

I'm already committed I can't just wait

till the puppy dogs can grow I'm afraid

I feel different do I believe they

should get to grow up he's just over the

hills ever seen your job well let's hope

it won't be a wasted trip

no I'm saying your first one well new a

collector's second he is from our old

village Jack he is the brother of a

first cousin of the wife of all he's

because nobody wife sisters nephews

godson

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hey see you

CSUN good that's all be needing you

forget out please sit I can go - no like

you promised

put up a wall I haven't done nothing do

you don't think Reiser will come back

for him later

come on

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minute dare in line with a tree off I

like hell

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listen sir um I I'd like to well we'd

like to like to what uh uh we're all

grateful for what you've done for us and

for saving our lives

and above all for opening my eyes and

and showing us that out here our way

isn't there that we shouldn't go naked

and we're getting the idea you're trying

to find a lost cause

is that right yes it's true--but but you

don't want to give in do you never the

cost of being cut to pieces moment ago

it nearly did go to just that how's that

all well no and we wanted to ask you to

give us a hand and to teach us how to

defend ourselves otherwise how we get

ourselves out of this mess we realized

you'd have no motives for doing it sir

the bandits never done anything to you

only I never speak for a man that you

don't know all I was gonna say if just

how often do I have to tell you alright

I'll do it but on one condition

no one is to know about it pass your

hand when you draw in perfect aim when

you fire now first of all wear your gun

belt lower but should sit just for your

hand hangs like this yes sir I

understand may I please have some of

that coffee over there don't know when

you're in training make you too nervous

rule number two never shoot into the Sun

whatever the situation always try to

maneuver so the sun's at your back okay

now there let's see you give it a try

you'll have to do a lot better than that

if not your only hope is the other

fellow will drop dead out of sheer

fright let me have you got a second hand

gun is like a butterfly fellows you

tighten your grip too hard she'll

suffocate

it's liking it too much if she flies huh

now watch once more how you draw the gun

now you're supposed to aim the triggers

simpler you [ __ ] it as you bring it up

and then you aim and fire in one motion

all right now it's your turn let's see

what you've learned well you're taking

too much time though whoever it is that

you're facing this is gonna wait for you

and as for you Irish you're not showing

off to the pretty girl down the street

now follow me closely you see the cat

over there in the middle yes sir all

right imagine that it's actually a man

it has come down to where it's either

you are him now here's Rule three you

should never face a man with hate going

through your mind all you want to do is

try and get off a bullet one second

before he does now that's very noble sir

there's nothing noble about it at all

it's just being practical

it strangles a man's reflexes gives the

other feller an edge a man who thinks is

the man who will end up the winner your

mind is clear your hand will be that

much faster

so you say that's very easy very easy he

says now you to practice it over and

over and over and over again

okay Andres it's your turn now

she said your yeah they don't you see

that target over there yeah I see it

Senor nice very well all right hit the

center if you can hey when when you

closed your eyes you got a look at what

you're aiming at saying you already sort

of thing you look for us these two

senior we get along so much better with

these meter and Pedro's much better than

me Senor I want to see that won't be

necessary

however you still have to learn to use a

pistol the same as the others oh you had

to be stories no I know what callback

eat they make so many holes you gotta

mean I'll use those things now course in

York now watch how to load and fire I'll

do it slow so you understand

got that now are you ready for these

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now the powder that I load these with

this very special sir so I have heard I

hope it is true signore for your sake I

wrote 400 miles to try these bullets if

I were you I give him the best service

possible he knows what it's all about

hello there Cobra Ramirez ah the ace of

odds

saludos you here for work

having three what do you think huh

should flatten a man out

I make us more tests you're not gonna

test him on me I hope you're happy that

they could like to be a friend or the

bad luck not to be a subbox yeah you're

a real professional Cobra one of the

best like I was saying just the other

night at the saloon I was telling the

crowd about those huh where are they

scalps huh oh well of a kind you see

whenever he kills someone very first

thing he cuts off a lock of the man's

head to keep count huh so while we were

talking his fella suddenly jumps up and

he says hmm cover should be a barber

instead of a gunfire oh oh don't let it

bother Cobra there's nothing but envy as

all damn it we said it double yes answer

what did you

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one day last time well you only one who

said it yes or no listen I said no such

thing but my fellow colleagues do I

couldn't care less

now I'd like to finish my drinking peace

and quiet see round hombre big feet wash

my underwear it's possible you mind

stand to the side a little I want to see

you there's still a certain fellow over

there

I know defeat I'm your defeat son of a

dirty hotter one did you know her

advisor took it up before I get the

really nasty okay

does the right move just then

you can't imagine what this low drinking

cup means to make well you sure taught

your time you want one less whiskey no

let's get over with where's your

preference all the same to me

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over there then on count of five okay

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little further down

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that's about right

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hey what happened the Ace of Hearts hero

not just when he was well that's dirty

son of wonderful related

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this how one more try Senor

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how'd you like to take a little ride

with us

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well ain't you curious about what's

gonna happen you a seems begins name

heels we're gonna shoot you you're not

going to shoot anyone friend if you'd

wanted to you have already tried by now

here's what we're really out here for

we'll talk with your boss

I mean to say this is the great surprise

fact is taking it was easy just goes to

show you you're not all that

indispensable

party I figure it's senseless to fit you

and Duke against each other why waste

the two best gun fighters in the

territory in the Union sir

in the Union right ace fine I need both

of you put the ranch's in their place I

know your price ace now pay you double

purple sounds interesting unfortunately

you see I already have a client as it is

and you know how it is in our profession

Duke right I think it's a second rule

that's just what I thought what do you

mean if he's here it's because he wanted

to come Hey so these stupid chicken

thieves where you keep your Tillery oh

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no what'd I tell you he knows his

business

and he's never yet double-crossed his

client then why are you here he's up to

something can't you see Duke if you

ain't the worst darn chatterbox he's

gonna pull the wool over your eyes and

afterwards you come a-runnin because

you're fine you gotta have me and when

you do it'll cost you I ain't no two-bit

chicken thief there now you want us to

trim down the sideburns a little okay

you may go now Duke you staying then

sure man said he'd go triple mm-hmm

you get the idea he was offended they're

held at him if you don't want to deal

with it fine but I'd rather see the face

of the man I work for you know as a sort

of guarantee I'm gonna be paid sound

reasonable enough

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you miss fortune a few chickasaw you

leave town with those men yeah sure was

real fortunate we came at the right

moment huh yeah perfect timing boys just

one second later that was a second later

showed you up to be at all sure one more

second and I would have found out who

the leader of the collectors gang is

meddling young pipsqueaks we were just

trying to help you

oh quit trying I got enough as it is to

worry about boys the world was invented

long before you ever saw it and if it's

a lousy world it sure as hell won't be

you that fix it thanks for watching John

but now we're quits mr. Gamelin we could

do without you

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the game's over

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ah no need for custom models the biggest

of the three should find this one real

cozy I mean maybe they prefer something

a little more style I believe they care

one way or the other this point yeah

mourners cemetery you know that's what

the whole town cause you know huh

congratulations congratulations yourself

now your employer can no longer do

without your services while we're at it

then thanks for the cooperation last

night grande is you to help me like you

said a narrow down the field go on even

you are in a position to quote your own

price huh it's big doings that were

there in the saloon ranchers are holding

a powwow hmm ace do you mind doing me a

favor

how do you spell er leave town you've

had a couple of good scenes once you

exit leave old Duke the finale you know

what I mean for the price on this you're

afraid you'll have to follow through

right to the end and with a straight

flush doesn't throw in whatever the job

calls for I'll do it I'm standing pat on

that yes Duke I know you are only the

cars aren't all out yet that straight

flush won't win easy haven't caused

enough trouble it is your honor

haven't they ever since the day they

buck they're collected the rest of us

have suffered for not can bear witness

today they pause nor my water hole

please listen to me now get off your

high horse we've been letting ourselves

get milk for three years now one by one

that gang's taking us from own $100,000

no they're wrong the McIntyre's my wife

by having guts

some collections to start shooting us

instead of our justice Jeff oh man let

us at least observe procedure and expect

make rational decisions it's impossible

with this free-for-all

let's hear from mr. taller now we'll get

something done darling it would use a

lot of this hear me well friends I'll

always be the first to recognize the

courage of these two young fellows I had

courage too

and you know what's happened to me as a

result you men know what happened you

know why it happened to me too because

of what I've done to one of their bunch

last year they think I stand with the

McIntyre's now listen here boys and you

too red I've always been in the lead

when it comes to using force sure I

admit it but I never once tried to

involve anyone else you know damn well

that these boys acted in the interests

of everybody sure but the fact is we are

paying for it

hey trade I've got bad news for you they

just burned all the corn cribs on your

ranch I tried to follow him my true you

try to sheriff you tried to it's always

the same old story you're always trying

to and I suppose I should get myself

pumped full of lead for your kind

weights too much for the $2 a day you

give me I resign now don't get upset

Sheriff no one in this room doubts your

word so you were telling us I happen to

see the smoke and thought I'd check on

it there was a whole bunch of them I

tried my best to cut him off but I was

completely outgunned I trailed him as

far as Ritz place then they disappeared

just what are you insinuating Sheriff

take it easy son John why I'm I'm only

saying what a song I lost him in the

vicinity of your ranch

oh but don't worry you weren't here at

all yeah they're the only ones that

never got hit at all don't that seem

strange dude

thank you we'll take back everything of

what you just said you think I'm afraid

to you and your brother

well maybe not of us yes sounds like

let's go inside hombre why this come

from I don't know

oh you got it

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is this your

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thanks judge

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yes the sheriff has a beautiful sound

are you alright ah how much do you think

is SATA like this would cost I'm come on

John let's go and get father and go home

hot bath will do you good

but you don't understand a thing you

knucklehead how much Tico side like this

one at least $400 $400

listen George you're good at mathematics

if a prisoner is $2 a day how long would

it take to buy a saddle like this did it

take

who makes $2 a day hey Senor Shetty

good night what do you want

you didn't come here and wake me up just

to tell me good night did you you know

what time it is he said you're sheriff

but then get on home to bed si Senor but

I and the others you and the others come

on now speak out what do you want I mean

the others have been wandering about

about where you find all these where I

find all the what well I mean $2 is not

a lot of money you know

what are you driving at just what is

this $2.00 not a lot of money

one is Senor well that is the point

$2.00 blue on me since I see Pedro fine

look why don't we talk about it tomorrow

or some other day when there came to

mind he thought that you Sheriff the

river that you in the bandits have been

working together that you are one of

them

really now Pedro is this all your idea

all mine and you roll all the way over

here that's our alone - tell me about

your idea is that how it is that's how

it is I have come here alone and it is

our only night hey come on in why don't

you we'll have a couple drinks and you

can tell me more about your funny idea

gracias hurry oh oh go on - no need to

be polite

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hey hey you know I think you're it's

time to become more local than you look

at me go another bunk like that and I

will be for true well how was I to know

we're going to forget who and what you

are so suddenly I mean after all to come

through a door before a gringo

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untie me son don't let him touch me

anymore

have you gone mad signore joy I am only

a poor paeonia I do not know how to read

or write but I can look a man in the eye

and know right away what he feels in his

heart and I swear to you that gringo

once if I not just how much I knew was

going to kill me you could not shoot me

in the middle of the street so he

invited me in can you imagine a gringo

inviting a page on it no his kind thinks

we are if you don't need to sweep out

the pigsty Senor you gonna take the word

of this come over that of a sheriff he's

falling apart with fear right now let

them handle it John there's only one way

Senor either he confesses or I am going

to stick in either his throat boys look

I'm American you ain't gonna let these

savages here put your fellow citizen oh

yeah he's yours stinking Irish bastard

I'll spit on all your grapes I swear it

listen carefully Sheriff see these knife

I have three others like it I am gonna

take one of them at a time I don't care

which I'm gonna throw it at you and a

count of five one of these has a scratch

on it wait he's the one that was saying

it to the great jailhouse you know where

oh if you are lucky you still have four

cuts of five to live you could have only

one kind of five to live I don't know

where it went but I swear I'm gonna kill

you of course you want to kill us you

wanted to kill him you're ready to do

anything for money

do anything for what money the money

sheriff all the money you've stolen for

my father and the others where is it and

don't hand us any of this I don't know

anything I don't know anything as he

like chica

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one two three don't let him do it

one two go and five Bombay very lucky

one two three four is easy one five

well what do you say I don't know

nothing nothing at all I swear it

you're very miracle or good fortune then

again you only had two cancer for either

to go one yes I did

oh I did work with the bandits but hey I

had no choice I had to do it right no

yes I didn't want to I just didn't want

to die for two dollars a day I'm no one

zero that's slightly better Sheriff but

you must give a little more effort you

must tell the whole truth if I talked

him as good as married what's the

difference if you don't thought you get

buried just as deep by Chico Chico

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out of luck no I don't I don't want to

die honest that's what I don't know

where the money is one only the boss

know me know vaya con Dios don't do it

please after I'll tell you where the

money so you know where it is then

you're the boss after all is that it

where is the money you swine listen the

men was supposed to meet tonight and

since I never showed up they're probably

out searching right now come on stop

stalling you don't have a chance boys

they'll make Hashmi doubt you keep

moving senior we will make a hot tamale

out of you let's try to be reasonable

about this boys you've got what you've

been looking for right the money is all

here so why not let me go sheriff you

still don't seem to understand you're in

no condition to make office

well said John alright Sheriff where is

it

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it's out there

you'd give me a boost up come on

Chico don't take your eyes off our

sheriff's all worried signore he will

behave hey here's a ladder

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what's your stare Senor

come on take my hand that's it

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good grief we've actually done it

Giovanni he's all here Chico Manos and

oh damn that he fool us

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the devil you doing I told you you were

not to come here

sure and only we got trouble those

damned McIntyre kids have gone and

discovered the whole deal they thought I

was supposed to the gang bill I was

Torchy's II calm down will you

here have a drink so first of all were

there now they forced me to take him to

the mission the mission are you out of

your mind it was at the point of a gun

but I was real clever bill you know I

trapped him inside right on top of the

money yeah but they say for an if

they're in jail could I now we have to

do is right up there and shut their

mouths once and for all tell Duke to

stop the ace of hearts and the whole

thing's good as done but just a little

more talking about Duke your red-hot

gunfight I never did this much to get

rid of the Megane tires don't you think

I deserve a little reward I don't like

it I'm not partial the sheriff's getting

murdered it's got a criminal smell to it

it what just who are you to preach to me

you are killer unload on bastard of my

dirty killer there's a large difference

I was born one you became one by your

rotten deeds all right Duke I don't want

an argument I want to buy your gun again

sure you want to buy it but this round

the gun quotes the feet.you standards

three I'll double it but you have to

stop the ace of hearts for that goods it

T if I stop them for an hour

what do you mean stopping for one hour

I'm afraid that old ace might difficult

to hold at all you're a thief Duke

naturally I'm like every serious

professional ten thousand but you have

to hold him off till sunrise cost you

fifteen to sunrise

ten thousand that's my top off a Duke

your wealth isn't gonna do an ounce of

good now once you're dead and buried mr.

tonin

fifteen thousand all right you will

let's get going in advance please

something tells me that once the little

job's finished you're gonna take off to

Mexico or you gonna come back to town

and explain everything do you think the

bandits will come here no doubt about it

you can be sure the sheriff went to

fetch him as fast as he could mm-hmm

don't worry we can defend ourselves I

just wish the ace of hearts were here we

should have tried to get away on foot no

George they still would have found us

anyway it'd be worse out there

at least we have lots of cover here and

then how could we got Chico out on foot

if we'd have left him here that have

killed him

so now we'll all be killed together Jake

oh I'm going to get very nervous with

you making all that noise

thirsty I'm dreaming of a cold bubbling

spring hmm aren't you afraid

oh no the Ace of Hearts will arrive at

the right moment how can you be sure yo

he says 'before huh

but no one warned him this time Pedro

Fallon was he ever warned he simply

arrives when he's needed and nothing in

the world can prevent him

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okay hey say hello

look I've got to get gone business

understand me sorry yes but right now

you're not going anywhere

sorry dude but I got a move on I can't

hear you I think the wax out of your

ears

nothing do an AC no can't hear you

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you hear a noise well you're crazy of

course I heard of garlic outside no I

don't go get moving

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take over beta

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pour it on pour it on fellas blast off

ain't no use there to well into cup

yeah well we'll take care

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you stick your nose out again I'll just

have to clip it right off for you no

John

do you have any more bullets no I'm

nearly out - I've only got three shots

left

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Jacob more shells no more sir I have

left

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you still there yep wonderful decided to

give it a be good perfect an angel

guardian angel Dukey

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Oh

all right Dukey may I please go now

it's freeze a bird a sold so my dear was

up at sunrise which it is right now time

to move in Fred they can't have much

ammunition left we'll open up all

together to pull him down and then

charge pass the word around right boss

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vaso knife

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blasted fire with your dumbbell idiots

come on what's the matter come on start

shooting open fire bullet no yours

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it Stalin he mustn't escape

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let me go this is your day mine

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Jorge behind you well done John where's

these hearts

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talans dead Chico bunny who you won we

won

where's the ace out there oh my

congratulations the credits all yours

mr. racer mr. cemetry or whoever you are

for always coming at the right moment

cemetery is right see how are the

bandits see all right no more of your

compliments I've had it pain in the neck

that's all you are

huh get out of here all of you but Sir

inside Eris I know their answer is

$100,000 I'm just gonna keep it from in

trouble

well we risked our lives for that money

we're not permitting anyone to touch it

after all this you've got a bit of a

problem there then it's your last lesson

now you've got one minute flat - mount

up and ride

no stopping for any reason until you get

home again

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it's real kind of you Duke but they're

not all that heavy oh yes they are they

just double of what you got coming to

you darling there's no more Duke you

hear now you've got no more client

you've got no more stake in this affair

I've already forgotten stolen I'm

thinking about me you're thinking hours

you're making an error you could keep

the other one if you like amigo half

will be good enough no Neil I'm not

splitting this money it cost me more

sweating you think now I don't much feel

like arguing with your Duke but if

you're gonna insist on it

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if I'm a little hard-headed ace you're

too greedy to don't you be satisfied

with what you run out of talent no got

too many bad habits expensive ones that

I'll have to teach you some

self-restraint don't waste your time lot

of pride lot of time have any last

wishes yeah

I've run out of see guys

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you want silver gold handles Oh what the

box

Jerry deserve to leave us in style

professional like the Ace of Hearts

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how about when it stops Iran when it

stops may the best man live goodbye

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I must say our work has it's lighter

moments don't you think I could have

sworn that you hadn't seen him how about

that I could have sworn just the

opposite well have to keep another time

but one day you me gonna have to find

out who's the faster of the two of us oh

sure and hopefully it'll be a duel over

something worth a little more in the

heap of rocks a heap of rocks but well

it that was all a nice screen right here

he told me to hide it in here talking

liason you're look we better keep going

we might be followed by a listener too

and we thought it to be abandoned what a

man they should make him a federal

marshal or a senator or even a governor

oh no sir

George is possible the others are all

crooks there

robbing a fellow colleague out of stupid

sentimentality you're the disgrace of

the trade hard not to do it after all

someone like McIntyre doesn't save your

life every day you risk getting your

head blown off a little thing like that

looks like it where you off to now where

did ever you think I've got it in my

brain now it seems they're looking to

hire good gun fighters up Abilene wait

if I'm right they want to teach certain

bad characters there that Russell's a

crime you going there thought I'd have a

look-see

Abilene is north of here right hey dude

that way is south

you said it brother if you're going

north well have it your own way what

about this brother thing well it's true

if there was ever more a son of a [ __ ]

than me it's you

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