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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,182 Les on radio: and so in summary 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,051 this german piggy Went to common market. 3 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:11,488 this chinese piggy stayed home. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,224 this soviet piggy had turkey. 5 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:17,527 and our american piggy had none. 6 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:21,798 this is les nessman saying We, we, we, we all the way home. 7 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,600 good day and make a good... 8 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:27,536 Oh, jennifer, I guess I am ready to leave. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,806 Andy and herb went Down to get the cordoba. 10 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,241 Have you remembered everything? 11 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,209 I can't be sure. 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,178 - you're driving to dayton. - yeah. 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,648 Where you'll be staying at The luxurious hotel ocean view. 14 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,616 - in dayton? - ah... Ha.. 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,821 And you'll meet with Vicky von vicky at 7 pm. 16 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,823 Now jennifer, tell me again 17 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,526 Why am I making This trip to dayton? 18 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,329 Because the vicky von Vicky jeans account 19 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,297 Could make the Station a lot of money. 20 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:56,866 And making money can Be fun and cheerful. 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,657 Ah-ha! Truth is Always so obvious. 22 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,973 Mr. Carlson, I'm so glad I Caught before you left. 23 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,108 I wanted to wish you 24 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,243 A safe and successful Mission to dayton. 25 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,046 Well, thank you, les. 26 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,369 Dayton is where mother lives. 27 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:15,118 - I know, les. - well, good bye, mr. Carlson, 28 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,042 And beware of the Dayton poisoner. 29 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:21,791 Dayton poisoner? 30 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:26,129 Love america style, hurray For the red white blue pown... 31 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:27,731 Hey big guy come on, let's go. 32 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,467 The cordoba is warmed Up and ready to cruise. 33 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,535 Why don't you take my bag down 34 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,536 I will be down in a minute. 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,171 Okay... Oh, uh, by the way, bg, 36 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,339 Andy did shotgun 37 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,441 But you'll be sitting In the back seat 38 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:39,742 With four speaker units 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,279 And three square yards Of real corinthian leather, 40 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,143 Talk about fun. See you, blondie. 41 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,584 Hey, hey, steve how you Doing? How you doing? 42 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,287 Getting ready to Hit the road, huh? 43 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,455 Boy, rumors flying All over town. 44 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:56,259 You know, you, andy, herb Just slipping down to dayton 45 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,295 In some sleazy hotel room, I don't want to say anything, 46 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,030 It's none of my business, But my feeling is 47 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:02,134 These love triangles Will never work out. 48 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,368 We cannot allow you, fever. 49 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,769 I know what you're talking. I know what you're thinking. 50 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,372 But you can rest assure in The duration of your sojourn. 51 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,442 I'll play nothing but mellowed Out drug oriented hindu music. 52 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:16,412 With just a few of the Christian neo-acid rock tunes, 53 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,814 Throwin' in there Coming into vogue now. 54 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,082 Fever in the forefront, 55 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:20,717 Bearing proudly The banner of krp. 56 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,951 You can rest assure, Nothing to worry, 57 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,286 Nothing to worry about, sir. 58 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,655 Jennifer, I love you. I want To father your children 59 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,759 Must take a long Lunch to discuss it. Okay. 60 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,750 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 61 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:37,501 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 62 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:40,726 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 63 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:46,175 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 64 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:50,546 ♪ got kind of tired Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 65 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:53,471 ♪ town to town up And down the dial ♪ 66 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,755 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be, ♪ 67 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:03,125 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in awhile. ♪ 68 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:09,020 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati. ♪ 69 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,446 Boy, I feel stupid In these jeans. 70 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,815 So do I, but it's smart business To use the clients product. 71 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,149 Okay, look. 72 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,785 We have to go over this Presentation one more time. 73 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,153 Now remember, 74 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:33,223 No matter how silly vicky Von vicky's name may be 75 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,790 Her jeans are worth 76 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:38,416 $100,000 in advertising Revenue to us. 77 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,599 Wkrp. 78 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,600 What do you want? 79 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,801 Andy: who are you? 80 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,469 Mickey bartender dayton. 81 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:50,506 Well, I wanted you to setup Over here next to window, okay. 82 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,375 I don't work with My back to windows. 83 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,909 I work that corner Or this corner. 84 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,111 How about that corner. 85 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,213 Okay, listen. I got to Be out of here by 10. 86 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,083 - who is your client? - vicky von vicky. 87 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,547 Fine. How drunk You want her to be? 88 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:07,023 - nobody is getting drunk. - look just relax, mr. Carlson. 89 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,692 You guys wanting To wet your whistle. 90 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:12,462 Yeah, you... You make Those exotic rum drinks 91 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,030 With little umbrellas in. 92 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:18,534 - yeah, but only for women. - that's how I feel. 93 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,671 Nothing for me, mickey. Mr. Carlson you want? 94 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,040 Oh, yes, something with a Little fruit in it would be nice. 95 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,376 How about something with fruit In it, yeah? That would be nice. 96 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,200 Okay, let's go over The plan. Come on, herb. 97 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,147 Right now. 98 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,783 Vicky arrives, we All have a drink. 99 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,386 - we chat... - we chat, vicky chats... 100 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,054 - snacks would be nice. - snacks are always nice. 101 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:40,823 And most important 102 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,793 We got to come across With a charm, you know. 103 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,551 Ooze charm. Hey, be charm. 104 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,334 Alright, then when we're All comfortable, relaxed, 105 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,768 We all sit down 106 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,305 And I give you a brilliant Slide show presentation 107 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,540 Showing in graphic Detail why vicky von vicky 108 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,675 Should advertise with us 109 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,243 Over any other Station in the cincinnati. 110 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,578 - every ad... - andy, andy, andy... 111 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:04,414 Uh, as executive sales manager 112 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,383 I still think that I should Give the presentation. 113 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,151 Herb, let's be Mature about this. 114 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,322 For one thing, my presentation Voice is very nearly perfect. 115 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,191 Look we're making a sale And that's my territory. 116 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,659 Yeah? Well, it's my projector, 117 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,528 It's my slides and it's My remote clicker. 118 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,631 No one, I repeat no one, Uses my remote clicker. 119 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,167 Clicker or no Clicker, it's wrong. 120 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,601 Guys, what am I supposed to do? 121 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,785 Why don't you swallow this? 122 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,575 - what is this? - it's got fruit in it. 123 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,410 If I don't like this, mickey? 124 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:35,778 - what's your name? - arthur. 125 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,280 Well, I don't know art, 126 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,384 But I do know one Thing it's got fruit in it. 127 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:43,419 Thank you, mickey. 128 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:44,787 Herb: come in. 129 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:48,179 Herb tarlek, my God. It's herb tarlek. 130 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:51,694 Yes, it is. Hello. 131 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,397 I'm nikki sinckler, vicky Von vicky's assistant. 132 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,421 Oh, yes of course. Come on in, nikki. 133 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,735 You are in. 134 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,236 Hey, look. Let me Introduce you around. 135 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,438 This is arthur carlson, General manager. 136 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,706 Hi, how you do? Nice to meet you. 137 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,141 And over here is andy Travis, program director. 138 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:07,310 - hello. - hi. 139 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,679 And me again of course, 140 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,483 Herbert tarlek, general Sales manager of wkrp. 141 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,684 Can I get you a Drink, ms. Sinckler? 142 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,486 No thank you, and call me nikki. 143 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,156 - oh, hi, mickey. - hi, nikki. How is vicky? 144 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,390 Vicky is fine mickey. 145 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,792 Poisoner's still lose, mickey? 146 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,360 For the time being nikki. 147 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,028 Well, you two, you Know each other. 148 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,431 Dayton is a very small town, But that's another story. 149 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,232 Listen, I really must apologize, 150 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,301 Vicky von vicky has Been running late today. 151 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,537 Confidentially, she has Been in new york all day 152 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,741 Closing out a major deal with a Major, major department store. 153 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:40,610 But she is back and on her Way over in a major big car. 154 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,511 Well, as you can see these Gentlemen are wearing 155 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,713 Vicky von vicky jeans. 156 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,603 Yes, I see. How cute. 157 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:50,275 Little tight in The crotch, but... 158 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,253 You know, herb, We have met before. 159 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,394 Impossible. 160 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,829 I never forget a face. 161 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,997 Especially one as Lovely as yours. 162 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,190 - oh, you flatter me. - thank you. 163 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,572 Uh, look, nikki, 164 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,509 I've got some promotional Packages back in my suite, 165 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,578 Did I tell you that We took two suites? 166 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,314 No, you didn't, but I'm very impressed. 167 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,383 Thank you again. 168 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:24,187 Uh, look, why don't you and I Just kind of stroll on down 169 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:29,091 To my personal suite and Take a look at it, together. 170 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,517 You know, just the two Of us alone... Together. 171 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,364 Great idea. 172 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,400 Just let me freshen up in The powder room in a minute. 173 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,402 Then we can head on out. 174 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:43,138 Now don't you move, I'll be right back. 175 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,730 - uh, you kiddin'? - no, I'm not. 176 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,115 You disappoint me, herb. 177 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,718 Look, look, trust me Big guy, just trust me. 178 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:59,589 I mean I charmed nikki, Nikki gets us in with vicky. 179 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,057 - you're sleazy. - I'm smart. 180 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,801 - I'm ready. - let's go. 181 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,465 Trust me, we're home free. 182 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:11,301 Man, you're dead if you're Not back in 10 minutes. 183 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,005 10 minutes, that's about right. 184 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:25,369 You know, nikki you Do look familiar to me. 185 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,751 We have met somewhere before. 186 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,419 I already told you that. 187 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:34,056 Ah, but don't tell me Where. I want to guess. 188 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,359 In the meantime, Why don't you just... 189 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,161 Make yourself comfortable, And I'll put little music. 190 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,331 Nice room. Oh, nice bed. 191 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,502 I love king size Beds, don't you? 192 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,700 I like your mind. 193 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:03,452 Does vicky von vicky Like king size beds too? 194 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,422 Who cares? Nervous type? 195 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,146 - no, I'm married. - married! 196 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,160 I love the fact That you're married. 197 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,417 It makes you even More attractive to me. 198 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,265 It does? 199 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,168 Herb, can I be frank? 200 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,259 You can be whoever you want. 201 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,075 A man with a sense Of humor, I love it. 202 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,779 Yeah, funny and Married. That's me. 203 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,281 Also an executive Who is very interested 204 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,150 In the vicky von vicky account 205 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,252 If you get my drift And I think you do. 206 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,276 Of course I do. 207 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,625 I hope you don't find Me too aggressive. 208 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,481 - are you joking? - yes, I am. 209 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,985 See, I can be funny too. 210 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,801 But seriously, herb, 211 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,693 Most men do find Me too aggressive. 212 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,941 I'm not most men. 213 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,242 I know that when you were 214 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,600 President of the junior Sales club in high school. 215 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,703 High school? 216 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,417 We knew each Other in high school? 217 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,508 - I'm not telling. - ah... You little dickens. 218 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:13,978 Herb, 219 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:20,430 Is there any reason Why two mature adults 220 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,521 Shouldn't be intimate On the first date? 221 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,758 Married or otherwise. 222 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,128 None that come to mind. 223 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,844 - you got the time, mickey. - yeah. 224 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,173 Could you give Me the time, mickey? 225 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,197 Yes. 226 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:12,247 - what time is it, mickey? - 7:35, right. 227 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:15,005 - thank you, mickey. - my pleasure, eh. 228 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,416 I can't believe it. 229 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,597 The bulb just Worn-out. This is great. 230 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,581 My projector has never Done this to me before. 231 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,835 Now what are we gonna do? 232 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,736 We have to get another Bulb, mr. Carlson. 233 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,472 - where? - well, I don't know. 234 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,740 It can't be that Difficult to find 235 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,308 A small little Projector bulb in dayton 236 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,212 At seven o'clock in the evening. 237 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,112 Hey, mickey, got Any suggestions? 238 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,314 - ricky's. - ricky's, mickey? 239 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,350 Yeah. 240 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,119 - where is that, mickey? - about two block east. 241 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,788 - east is this way? - that way. 242 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,222 Thank you, mickey. 243 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,391 Oh, andy, don't leave now. 244 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,625 Vicky von vicky could Be here any second. 245 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,726 I got to go mr. Carlson. 246 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,228 Look without a bulb We have no presentation. 247 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,529 Without a presentation, We got no client, 248 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,199 Without a client we Got no... I'll mr. Carlson. 249 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,335 - oh, don't be long. - I won't, mr. Carlson. 250 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,336 And another thing andy, 251 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,993 - what? - be careful. 252 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,843 Dayton can be nasty after dark. 253 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,436 - I understand. - well, I care about you. 254 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,185 And I care about You too, mr. Carlson. 255 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,529 But we got to stop talking This way in front of mickey. 256 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,792 Of course, I am sorry. 257 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,256 - oh, herb, you're wonderful. - thank you. 258 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,603 - herb - yeah 259 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,095 - I bet you'll never guess. - what? 260 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,530 I was once a man. 261 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,458 What? 262 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,060 Come on, herb, don't You remember me? 263 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,151 Nick sinckler, class of '64. 264 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,128 Oh, yeah. 265 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,604 Nick... 266 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,457 Where is herb? He Should've been here by now. 267 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,225 Mind if I play a Little music, art. 268 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,609 No. Please, go ahead. 269 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,394 It's interesting music. 270 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,108 The only thing I can do about 271 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,842 Half a glass more Of that fruity drink. 272 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,999 We're out of fruit, art. 273 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,247 I'm sorry to hear that, mickey. 274 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,950 - how about the bamboozle, art? - bamboozle? 275 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,218 Yeah, bamboozle, art? 276 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,252 - ah, I don't think so, mickey. - what's wrong? 277 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,488 Don't you like the way I make the bamboozle? 278 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,756 No, no, I think you Make a nice bamboozle. 279 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,625 Nice? 280 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,693 Did I... Did I say nice? 281 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,528 I mean you can make Great bamboozle. 282 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,596 In fact, you probably make a Bamboozle better than anybody 283 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,099 I've ever seen make A bamboozle before. 284 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,568 Yeah, I don't want to sound Extreme, mickey, but you... 285 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,405 You probably make the Best bamboozle in the world. 286 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,607 - I like you art. - I like you mickey. 287 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,610 - mind if I have a drink? - ah, I wish you would. 288 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,777 You know, what I don't like, art? 289 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,079 What's that? 290 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,347 I don't like drinking alone, 291 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,749 Because when I drink Alone I get very sad, 292 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,618 And when I get said I get very angry. 293 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,353 You sure you Don't want to drink. 294 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,720 Oh, I'd love one. 295 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,689 It's very funny. You Didn't want one before. 296 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,060 Yeah, well see that Was 53 seconds ago. 297 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,862 Do you mind if we chat a while? 298 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,230 I wish we would. 299 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,467 No, no, I mean chatting Almost become a hobby with me. 300 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,531 What do think about The dayton poisoner? 301 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,172 - dayton poisoner? - yeah. 302 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,441 I'm from cincinnati. 303 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,643 I don't... You know, Much about him, but... 304 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,978 Well, I mean he's in all The newspaper headlines, 305 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,313 You know national news. 306 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,482 Yeah, well, sure he is. I Read about him everywhere. 307 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,683 The world news? 308 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,285 You know, I think he Is world news, mickey. 309 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,487 See, I've been following This case very closely. 310 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,588 You know, I mean I... 311 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,723 I cut out all newspaper Clippings on this case 312 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,325 And I think about It all the times. 313 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,060 Sometimes I've Been lying on my bed 314 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,097 In my room in house, Tossing and turning, 315 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,265 Thinking and churning. 316 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,100 - you do? - yes, I do. 317 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,569 Did you know that The poisoner writes 318 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,337 In verses to the police? 319 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,205 Sure I did. Yeah, I read that. 320 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,175 He's a loner, who Clearly hates people. 321 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,044 - oh, geez. - especially happy people. 322 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,114 Yeah, well sometimes happy People could be unpleasant, 323 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,616 I think I'll just mosey On down the hall, 324 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,083 And see if I can find herb. 325 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,253 - you can't leave yet, art. - I can't leave yet? 326 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,278 No! Your mickey's Special is ready. 327 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,115 Get it? Mickey's special. 328 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,270 Nikki: isn't this something, 329 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,273 you and I together After all these years? 330 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,043 Herb: we both certainly Been through some changes. 331 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,445 Nikki: yeah, you Always turned me on. 332 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,949 Herb: oh, man, don't say that. 333 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,216 Nikki: why not it's true? 334 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,018 I knew it when we played Football together. 335 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,687 Herb: don't bring up football. 336 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,591 Nikki: I felt like a freak then, Herb. I was in the wrong body. 337 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:26,261 But now I like me, I accept who I am. 338 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,563 Herb: lord. 339 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,132 Nikki: I know what You're thinking, herb. 340 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,034 You're thinking god Didn't make me this way. 341 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,069 Well, god didn't Make polyesters. 342 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,238 Do you know what I'm saying, herb? 343 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,822 Herb: don't know what you're Saying I've no idea what it means? 344 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,111 Nikki: I'm a woman now, herb. 345 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,746 You hugged this body. 346 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,747 Herb: oh, no. 347 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:48,316 - you kissed these lips. - no. 348 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,319 - oh, herb, come on. - what do you mean come on? 349 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,643 Don't you feel what I feel? 350 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,692 - what are you feeling? - you and I together... 351 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,827 - where? - here. 352 00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,828 - when? - now. 353 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,918 Excuse me. 354 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,541 - did you hear a scream? - did you? 355 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,909 I can't be sure. 356 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,978 - probably your imagination. - probably my imagination? 357 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,446 Why don't I go down The hall and check? 358 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,582 I do... I don't think that'll Be necessary, mickey. 359 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,683 Stay right where you are, art. 360 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,487 Oh, please. 361 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,255 - no, don't mickey. - you might close your eyes. 362 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,124 Oh please... 363 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,692 Look, I'm just a Decent, unhappy man 364 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,628 With a wonderful Wife and family. 365 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,164 I'll give you cash. 366 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:39,168 Well, I... I've got a car Downstairs you can have. 367 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,752 Actually I have a Cordova, mickey. 368 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,960 Mickey? 369 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,197 Good lord. 370 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,346 - big guy, I've got problems. - listen, not now herb. 371 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,347 You know, mickey, the bartender. 372 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,448 Yeah. 373 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,715 He's, mickey, the Dayton poisoner. 374 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,317 It's nothing. 375 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,386 Listen he's just Gone down the hall. 376 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,087 I think he's coming right back. 377 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,623 And he's got a gun in his Hands, he's gonna kill us. 378 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,258 Look we got to get out of here. 379 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,459 We will call the Police from your room. 380 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,228 - no, we can't. - why? Why, why? 381 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,531 Nikki sinckler is in There, and nikki's a man. 382 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,032 What? 383 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,176 Nikki's a man I kissed Him full on the lips. 384 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,638 - oh, you insane. - may be. 385 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,273 Look, mickey is coming back. 386 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,107 We've got to get Hide behind the doors, 387 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,171 I'll take the lights. 388 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,181 Arthur: oh, I've got Him. I've got him. 389 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,282 Andy: what the hell is going on? 390 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,283 Arthur: who is that? 391 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,284 Andy: andy! 392 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,418 Arthur: where have you been? 393 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,586 Andy: looking for A bulb in dayton. 394 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,221 Andy: what the hell is going on? 395 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,325 Herb: nikki's a man and I Kissed him on the lips. 396 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,427 Arthur: mickey's a poisoner Who shoots people. 397 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,951 Andy: what? Why are we Talking this way in the dark? 398 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,203 Herb: what's that? 399 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,370 Andy: it's music. 400 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,638 Arthur: it's mickey's music, 401 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,662 he always plays it When he's unhappy. 402 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,179 Andy: mickey? 403 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,135 mickey? 404 00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,924 Mickey: yes, andy. 405 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,308 Andy: are you... Are you there? 406 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,032 Mickey: yes, I am. 407 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,028 andy, you gentlemen always 408 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,892 tumble around in the Dark before dignity. 409 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,193 Arthur: mickey, may I ask a question? 410 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,018 Mickey: go ahead, art. 411 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,587 Arthur: are you gonna kill us? 412 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,781 Andy: who're you? 413 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,750 I'm vicky von Vicky, who are you? 414 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,974 And why you praying in the dark? 415 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,528 Because your account Is very important to us. 416 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,229 I'm andy travis, 417 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,065 Program director At wkrp in cincinnati. 418 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,499 This is arthur carlson, General manager 419 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,334 And this is herb tarlek. 420 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,203 Executive sales manager. 421 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,706 - and who is he? - mickey bartender, dayton. 422 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,342 Oh, that's mickey, The dayton poisoner. 423 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,143 Wrong. That's mickey broad head, 424 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,613 Full-time cop, Part-time bartender. 425 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,416 - is that right, mickey. - it's true, art. 426 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,440 I thought you said You'd be right back, herb. 427 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,064 Sorry, nick, I lied man. 428 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,592 You know this man? 429 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,393 We went to high school together. 430 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,530 Vicky, I see no reason to Waste your valuable time. 431 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,200 Try and describe the chain Of events that led up your... 432 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,468 The rather awkward moment 433 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,836 When you came in, Turned on the lights 434 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,339 And found us three confident Businessmen on our knees. 435 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,440 That is the past, This is the present. 436 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,743 The point is... We're all here. 437 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,747 So why don't we just Start the meeting. Huh? 438 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,583 My life is dedicated to Jeans, nothing but jeans. 439 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,152 And so as far as I'm concerned 440 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,487 I saw three pair of Jeans on the floor. 441 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,289 Well, as you can See we love 'em. 442 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,225 Yeah, gosh, little tight In the crotch, but nice. 443 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,416 Why don't we sit down And start the meeting? 444 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,531 Vicky, may I get you something To drink before we start? 445 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:59,267 Yes, something with a little Bit of fruit in it will be nice. 446 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,411 - we're out of fruit vicky. - give me a bamboozle. 447 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,774 You see, at wkrp that 448 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,176 We have the best market range 449 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,379 For selling your jeans In the cincinnati area. 450 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,514 But listen why talk sales? 451 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,783 When I can show You graphic slides 452 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,718 To illustrate that very point. 453 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,742 Lights, mickey. 454 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,147 Alright, let's get right On to our first slide. 455 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,327 I've no idea where that Pornographic slide came from. 456 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,535 Now this of course Is my trip to jamaica. 457 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:52,730 wkrp in cincinnati Will be back after this 458 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,432 May be that he loves You just for your body. 459 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,600 Can you advise? 460 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,670 Lose him, hold out For the real thing. 461 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,437 I am the real thing. 462 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,221 Let's get some Coffee, get to work. 463 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,042 Good morning. 464 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,611 Hi, andy. How did the trip go? 465 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:19,681 Well, my projector exploded. That's never happened before. 466 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,716 Uh, herb had a very Touching reunion 467 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,185 With an old high-school friend 468 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,420 Who used to be a Guy, now is a girl. 469 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,357 And mr. Carlson mistook An undercover cop 470 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,792 For the dayton poisoner. Yeah, but it was great. 471 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,360 Well, what fun. 472 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,763 So is vicky von vicky a client? 473 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,987 I don't think she is gonna Sue, if that's what you mean. 474 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,202 My office, looking for my gun. 475 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:42,604 - okie dokie. - hey, travis. 476 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,406 Andy. 477 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,275 - good morning, guys. - how are you, ms. Marlowe? 478 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,859 - perfect. - good. 479 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,814 - good morning. - morning, ac. 480 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,682 Trip successful? 481 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,906 She is not gonna sue us If that's what you mean. 482 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,577 I'll be in my office All day jennifer alone, 483 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,381 Very alone. 484 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,661 Good morning. 485 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,465 How are you? Nice day. 486 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,489 Why? 487 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,069 Well, I take the Trip went okay, herb. 488 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,053 Look, I don't know What they told you, 489 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,674 But she is not a she. 490 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,498 And if I had kissed him, it Doesn't mean that I'm gay, okay? 491 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,286 Morning, how are you? 492 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,910 - nice day. - hmmm... 36889

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