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Les on radio: and so in summary
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this german piggy
Went to common market.
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this chinese piggy stayed home.
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this soviet piggy had turkey.
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and our american piggy had none.
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this is les nessman saying
We, we, we, we all the way home.
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good day and make a good...
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Oh, jennifer, I guess
I am ready to leave.
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Andy and herb went
Down to get the cordoba.
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Have you remembered everything?
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I can't be sure.
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- you're driving to dayton.
- yeah.
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Where you'll be staying at
The luxurious hotel ocean view.
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- in dayton?
- ah... Ha..
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And you'll meet with
Vicky von vicky at 7 pm.
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Now jennifer, tell me again
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Why am I making
This trip to dayton?
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Because the vicky von
Vicky jeans account
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Could make the
Station a lot of money.
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And making money can
Be fun and cheerful.
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Ah-ha! Truth is
Always so obvious.
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Mr. Carlson, I'm so glad I
Caught before you left.
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I wanted to wish you
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A safe and successful
Mission to dayton.
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Well, thank you, les.
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Dayton is where mother lives.
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- I know, les.
- well, good bye, mr. Carlson,
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And beware of the
Dayton poisoner.
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Dayton poisoner?
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Love america style, hurray
For the red white blue pown...
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Hey big guy come on, let's go.
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The cordoba is warmed
Up and ready to cruise.
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Why don't you take my bag down
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I will be down in a minute.
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Okay... Oh, uh, by the way, bg,
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Andy did shotgun
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But you'll be sitting
In the back seat
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With four speaker units
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And three square yards
Of real corinthian leather,
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Talk about fun.
See you, blondie.
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Hey, hey, steve how you
Doing? How you doing?
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Getting ready to
Hit the road, huh?
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Boy, rumors flying
All over town.
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You know, you, andy, herb
Just slipping down to dayton
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In some sleazy hotel room,
I don't want to say anything,
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It's none of my business,
But my feeling is
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These love triangles
Will never work out.
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We cannot allow you, fever.
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I know what you're talking.
I know what you're thinking.
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But you can rest assure in
The duration of your sojourn.
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I'll play nothing but mellowed
Out drug oriented hindu music.
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With just a few of the
Christian neo-acid rock tunes,
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Throwin' in there
Coming into vogue now.
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Fever in the forefront,
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Bearing proudly
The banner of krp.
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You can rest assure,
Nothing to worry,
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Nothing to worry about, sir.
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Jennifer, I love you. I want
To father your children
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Must take a long
Lunch to discuss it. Okay.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be, ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in awhile. ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati. ♪
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Boy, I feel stupid
In these jeans.
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So do I, but it's smart business
To use the clients product.
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Okay, look.
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We have to go over this
Presentation one more time.
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Now remember,
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No matter how silly vicky
Von vicky's name may be
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Her jeans are worth
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$100,000 in advertising
Revenue to us.
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Wkrp.
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What do you want?
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Andy: who are you?
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Mickey bartender dayton.
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Well, I wanted you to setup
Over here next to window, okay.
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I don't work with
My back to windows.
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I work that corner
Or this corner.
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How about that corner.
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Okay, listen. I got to
Be out of here by 10.
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- who is your client?
- vicky von vicky.
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Fine. How drunk
You want her to be?
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- nobody is getting drunk.
- look just relax, mr. Carlson.
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You guys wanting
To wet your whistle.
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Yeah, you... You make
Those exotic rum drinks
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With little umbrellas in.
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- yeah, but only for women.
- that's how I feel.
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Nothing for me, mickey.
Mr. Carlson you want?
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Oh, yes, something with a
Little fruit in it would be nice.
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How about something with fruit
In it, yeah? That would be nice.
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Okay, let's go over
The plan. Come on, herb.
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Right now.
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Vicky arrives, we
All have a drink.
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- we chat...
- we chat, vicky chats...
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- snacks would be nice.
- snacks are always nice.
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And most important
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We got to come across
With a charm, you know.
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Ooze charm. Hey, be charm.
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Alright, then when we're
All comfortable, relaxed,
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We all sit down
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And I give you a brilliant
Slide show presentation
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Showing in graphic
Detail why vicky von vicky
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Should advertise with us
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Over any other
Station in the cincinnati.
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- every ad...
- andy, andy, andy...
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Uh, as executive sales manager
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I still think that I should
Give the presentation.
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Herb, let's be
Mature about this.
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For one thing, my presentation
Voice is very nearly perfect.
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Look we're making a sale
And that's my territory.
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Yeah? Well, it's my projector,
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It's my slides and it's
My remote clicker.
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No one, I repeat no one,
Uses my remote clicker.
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Clicker or no
Clicker, it's wrong.
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Guys, what am I supposed to do?
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Why don't you swallow this?
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- what is this?
- it's got fruit in it.
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If I don't like this, mickey?
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- what's your name?
- arthur.
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Well, I don't know art,
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But I do know one
Thing it's got fruit in it.
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Thank you, mickey.
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Herb: come in.
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Herb tarlek, my
God. It's herb tarlek.
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Yes, it is. Hello.
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I'm nikki sinckler, vicky
Von vicky's assistant.
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Oh, yes of course.
Come on in, nikki.
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You are in.
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Hey, look. Let me
Introduce you around.
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This is arthur carlson,
General manager.
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Hi, how you do?
Nice to meet you.
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And over here is andy
Travis, program director.
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- hello.
- hi.
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And me again of course,
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Herbert tarlek, general
Sales manager of wkrp.
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Can I get you a
Drink, ms. Sinckler?
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No thank you, and call me nikki.
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- oh, hi, mickey.
- hi, nikki. How is vicky?
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Vicky is fine mickey.
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Poisoner's still lose, mickey?
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For the time being nikki.
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Well, you two, you
Know each other.
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Dayton is a very small town,
But that's another story.
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Listen, I really must apologize,
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Vicky von vicky has
Been running late today.
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Confidentially, she has
Been in new york all day
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Closing out a major deal with a
Major, major department store.
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But she is back and on her
Way over in a major big car.
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Well, as you can see these
Gentlemen are wearing
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Vicky von vicky jeans.
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Yes, I see. How cute.
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Little tight in
The crotch, but...
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You know, herb,
We have met before.
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Impossible.
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I never forget a face.
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Especially one as
Lovely as yours.
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- oh, you flatter me.
- thank you.
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Uh, look, nikki,
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I've got some promotional
Packages back in my suite,
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Did I tell you that
We took two suites?
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No, you didn't, but
I'm very impressed.
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Thank you again.
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Uh, look, why don't you and I
Just kind of stroll on down
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To my personal suite and
Take a look at it, together.
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You know, just the two
Of us alone... Together.
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Great idea.
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Just let me freshen up in
The powder room in a minute.
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Then we can head on out.
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Now don't you move,
I'll be right back.
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- uh, you kiddin'?
- no, I'm not.
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You disappoint me, herb.
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Look, look, trust me
Big guy, just trust me.
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I mean I charmed nikki,
Nikki gets us in with vicky.
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- you're sleazy.
- I'm smart.
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- I'm ready.
- let's go.
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Trust me, we're home free.
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Man, you're dead if you're
Not back in 10 minutes.
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10 minutes, that's about right.
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You know, nikki you
Do look familiar to me.
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We have met somewhere before.
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I already told you that.
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Ah, but don't tell me
Where. I want to guess.
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In the meantime,
Why don't you just...
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Make yourself comfortable,
And I'll put little music.
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Nice room. Oh, nice bed.
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I love king size
Beds, don't you?
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I like your mind.
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Does vicky von vicky
Like king size beds too?
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Who cares? Nervous type?
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- no, I'm married.
- married!
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I love the fact
That you're married.
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It makes you even
More attractive to me.
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It does?
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Herb, can I be frank?
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You can be whoever you want.
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A man with a sense
Of humor, I love it.
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Yeah, funny and
Married. That's me.
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Also an executive
Who is very interested
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In the vicky von vicky account
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If you get my drift
And I think you do.
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Of course I do.
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I hope you don't find
Me too aggressive.
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- are you joking?
- yes, I am.
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See, I can be funny too.
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But seriously, herb,
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Most men do find
Me too aggressive.
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I'm not most men.
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I know that when you were
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President of the junior
Sales club in high school.
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High school?
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We knew each
Other in high school?
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- I'm not telling.
- ah... You little dickens.
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Herb,
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Is there any reason
Why two mature adults
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Shouldn't be intimate
On the first date?
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Married or otherwise.
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None that come to mind.
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- you got the time, mickey.
- yeah.
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Could you give
Me the time, mickey?
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Yes.
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- what time is it, mickey?
- 7:35, right.
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- thank you, mickey.
- my pleasure, eh.
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I can't believe it.
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The bulb just
Worn-out. This is great.
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My projector has never
Done this to me before.
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Now what are we gonna do?
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We have to get another
Bulb, mr. Carlson.
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- where?
- well, I don't know.
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It can't be that
Difficult to find
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A small little
Projector bulb in dayton
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At seven o'clock in the evening.
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Hey, mickey, got
Any suggestions?
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- ricky's.
- ricky's, mickey?
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Yeah.
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- where is that, mickey?
- about two block east.
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- east is this way?
- that way.
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Thank you, mickey.
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Oh, andy, don't leave now.
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Vicky von vicky could
Be here any second.
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I got to go mr. Carlson.
246
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,228
Look without a bulb
We have no presentation.
247
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,529
Without a presentation,
We got no client,
248
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,199
Without a client we
Got no... I'll mr. Carlson.
249
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,335
- oh, don't be long.
- I won't, mr. Carlson.
250
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,336
And another thing andy,
251
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,993
- what?
- be careful.
252
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,843
Dayton can be nasty after dark.
253
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,436
- I understand.
- well, I care about you.
254
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,185
And I care about
You too, mr. Carlson.
255
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,529
But we got to stop talking
This way in front of mickey.
256
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,792
Of course, I am sorry.
257
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,256
- oh, herb, you're wonderful.
- thank you.
258
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,603
- herb - yeah
259
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,095
- I bet you'll never guess.
- what?
260
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,530
I was once a man.
261
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,458
What?
262
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,060
Come on, herb, don't
You remember me?
263
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,151
Nick sinckler, class of '64.
264
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,128
Oh, yeah.
265
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,604
Nick...
266
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,457
Where is herb? He
Should've been here by now.
267
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,225
Mind if I play a
Little music, art.
268
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,609
No. Please, go ahead.
269
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,394
It's interesting music.
270
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,108
The only thing I can do about
271
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,842
Half a glass more
Of that fruity drink.
272
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,999
We're out of fruit, art.
273
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,247
I'm sorry to hear that, mickey.
274
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,950
- how about the bamboozle, art?
- bamboozle?
275
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,218
Yeah, bamboozle, art?
276
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,252
- ah, I don't think so, mickey.
- what's wrong?
277
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,488
Don't you like the way
I make the bamboozle?
278
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,756
No, no, I think you
Make a nice bamboozle.
279
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,625
Nice?
280
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,693
Did I... Did I say nice?
281
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,528
I mean you can make
Great bamboozle.
282
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,596
In fact, you probably make a
Bamboozle better than anybody
283
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,099
I've ever seen make
A bamboozle before.
284
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,568
Yeah, I don't want to sound
Extreme, mickey, but you...
285
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,405
You probably make the
Best bamboozle in the world.
286
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,607
- I like you art.
- I like you mickey.
287
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,610
- mind if I have a drink?
- ah, I wish you would.
288
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,777
You know, what
I don't like, art?
289
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,079
What's that?
290
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,347
I don't like drinking alone,
291
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,749
Because when I drink
Alone I get very sad,
292
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,618
And when I get said
I get very angry.
293
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,353
You sure you
Don't want to drink.
294
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,720
Oh, I'd love one.
295
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,689
It's very funny. You
Didn't want one before.
296
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,060
Yeah, well see that
Was 53 seconds ago.
297
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,862
Do you mind if we chat a while?
298
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,230
I wish we would.
299
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,467
No, no, I mean chatting
Almost become a hobby with me.
300
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,531
What do think about
The dayton poisoner?
301
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,172
- dayton poisoner?
- yeah.
302
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,441
I'm from cincinnati.
303
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,643
I don't... You know,
Much about him, but...
304
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,978
Well, I mean he's in all
The newspaper headlines,
305
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,313
You know national news.
306
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,482
Yeah, well, sure he is. I
Read about him everywhere.
307
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,683
The world news?
308
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,285
You know, I think he
Is world news, mickey.
309
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,487
See, I've been following
This case very closely.
310
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,588
You know, I mean I...
311
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,723
I cut out all newspaper
Clippings on this case
312
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,325
And I think about
It all the times.
313
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,060
Sometimes I've
Been lying on my bed
314
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,097
In my room in house,
Tossing and turning,
315
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,265
Thinking and churning.
316
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,100
- you do?
- yes, I do.
317
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,569
Did you know that
The poisoner writes
318
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,337
In verses to the police?
319
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,205
Sure I did. Yeah, I read that.
320
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,175
He's a loner, who
Clearly hates people.
321
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,044
- oh, geez.
- especially happy people.
322
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,114
Yeah, well sometimes happy
People could be unpleasant,
323
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,616
I think I'll just mosey
On down the hall,
324
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,083
And see if I can find herb.
325
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,253
- you can't leave yet, art.
- I can't leave yet?
326
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,278
No! Your mickey's
Special is ready.
327
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,115
Get it? Mickey's special.
328
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,270
Nikki: isn't this something,
329
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,273
you and I together
After all these years?
330
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,043
Herb: we both certainly
Been through some changes.
331
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,445
Nikki: yeah, you
Always turned me on.
332
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,949
Herb: oh, man, don't say that.
333
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,216
Nikki: why not it's true?
334
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,018
I knew it when we played
Football together.
335
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,687
Herb: don't bring up football.
336
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,591
Nikki: I felt like a freak then,
Herb. I was in the wrong body.
337
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:26,261
But now I like me,
I accept who I am.
338
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,563
Herb: lord.
339
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,132
Nikki: I know what
You're thinking, herb.
340
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,034
You're thinking god
Didn't make me this way.
341
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,069
Well, god didn't
Make polyesters.
342
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,238
Do you know what
I'm saying, herb?
343
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,822
Herb: don't know what you're
Saying I've no idea what it means?
344
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,111
Nikki: I'm a woman now, herb.
345
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,746
You hugged this body.
346
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,747
Herb: oh, no.
347
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:48,316
- you kissed these lips.
- no.
348
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,319
- oh, herb, come on.
- what do you mean come on?
349
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,643
Don't you feel what I feel?
350
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,692
- what are you feeling?
- you and I together...
351
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,827
- where?
- here.
352
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,828
- when?
- now.
353
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,918
Excuse me.
354
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,541
- did you hear a scream?
- did you?
355
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,909
I can't be sure.
356
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,978
- probably your imagination.
- probably my imagination?
357
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,446
Why don't I go down
The hall and check?
358
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,582
I do... I don't think that'll
Be necessary, mickey.
359
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,683
Stay right where you are, art.
360
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,487
Oh, please.
361
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,255
- no, don't mickey.
- you might close your eyes.
362
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,124
Oh please...
363
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,692
Look, I'm just a
Decent, unhappy man
364
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,628
With a wonderful
Wife and family.
365
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,164
I'll give you cash.
366
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:39,168
Well, I... I've got a car
Downstairs you can have.
367
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,752
Actually I have a
Cordova, mickey.
368
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,960
Mickey?
369
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,197
Good lord.
370
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,346
- big guy, I've got problems.
- listen, not now herb.
371
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,347
You know, mickey, the bartender.
372
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,448
Yeah.
373
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,715
He's, mickey, the
Dayton poisoner.
374
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,317
It's nothing.
375
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,386
Listen he's just
Gone down the hall.
376
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,087
I think he's coming right back.
377
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,623
And he's got a gun in his
Hands, he's gonna kill us.
378
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,258
Look we got to get out of here.
379
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,459
We will call the
Police from your room.
380
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,228
- no, we can't.
- why? Why, why?
381
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,531
Nikki sinckler is in
There, and nikki's a man.
382
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,032
What?
383
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,176
Nikki's a man I kissed
Him full on the lips.
384
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,638
- oh, you insane.
- may be.
385
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,273
Look, mickey is coming back.
386
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,107
We've got to get
Hide behind the doors,
387
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,171
I'll take the lights.
388
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,181
Arthur: oh, I've got
Him. I've got him.
389
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,282
Andy: what the hell is going on?
390
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,283
Arthur: who is that?
391
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,284
Andy: andy!
392
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,418
Arthur: where have you been?
393
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,586
Andy: looking for
A bulb in dayton.
394
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,221
Andy: what the hell is going on?
395
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,325
Herb: nikki's a man and I
Kissed him on the lips.
396
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,427
Arthur: mickey's a poisoner
Who shoots people.
397
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,951
Andy: what? Why are we
Talking this way in the dark?
398
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,203
Herb: what's that?
399
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,370
Andy: it's music.
400
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,638
Arthur: it's mickey's music,
401
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,662
he always plays it
When he's unhappy.
402
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,179
Andy: mickey?
403
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,135
mickey?
404
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,924
Mickey: yes, andy.
405
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,308
Andy: are you... Are you there?
406
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,032
Mickey: yes, I am.
407
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,028
andy, you gentlemen always
408
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,892
tumble around in the
Dark before dignity.
409
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,193
Arthur: mickey, may
I ask a question?
410
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,018
Mickey: go ahead, art.
411
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,587
Arthur: are you gonna kill us?
412
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,781
Andy: who're you?
413
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,750
I'm vicky von
Vicky, who are you?
414
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,974
And why you praying in the dark?
415
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,528
Because your account
Is very important to us.
416
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,229
I'm andy travis,
417
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,065
Program director
At wkrp in cincinnati.
418
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,499
This is arthur carlson,
General manager
419
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,334
And this is herb tarlek.
420
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,203
Executive sales manager.
421
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,706
- and who is he?
- mickey bartender, dayton.
422
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,342
Oh, that's mickey,
The dayton poisoner.
423
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,143
Wrong. That's mickey broad head,
424
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,613
Full-time cop,
Part-time bartender.
425
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,416
- is that right, mickey.
- it's true, art.
426
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,440
I thought you said
You'd be right back, herb.
427
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,064
Sorry, nick, I lied man.
428
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,592
You know this man?
429
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,393
We went to high school together.
430
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,530
Vicky, I see no reason to
Waste your valuable time.
431
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,200
Try and describe the chain
Of events that led up your...
432
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,468
The rather awkward moment
433
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,836
When you came in,
Turned on the lights
434
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,339
And found us three confident
Businessmen on our knees.
435
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,440
That is the past,
This is the present.
436
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,743
The point is... We're all here.
437
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,747
So why don't we just
Start the meeting. Huh?
438
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,583
My life is dedicated to
Jeans, nothing but jeans.
439
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,152
And so as far as I'm concerned
440
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,487
I saw three pair of
Jeans on the floor.
441
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,289
Well, as you can
See we love 'em.
442
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,225
Yeah, gosh, little tight
In the crotch, but nice.
443
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,416
Why don't we sit down
And start the meeting?
444
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,531
Vicky, may I get you something
To drink before we start?
445
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:59,267
Yes, something with a little
Bit of fruit in it will be nice.
446
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,411
- we're out of fruit vicky.
- give me a bamboozle.
447
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,774
You see, at wkrp that
448
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,176
We have the best market range
449
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,379
For selling your jeans
In the cincinnati area.
450
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,514
But listen why talk sales?
451
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,783
When I can show
You graphic slides
452
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,718
To illustrate that very point.
453
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,742
Lights, mickey.
454
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,147
Alright, let's get right
On to our first slide.
455
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,327
I've no idea where that
Pornographic slide came from.
456
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,535
Now this of course
Is my trip to jamaica.
457
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:52,730
wkrp in cincinnati
Will be back after this
458
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,432
May be that he loves
You just for your body.
459
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,600
Can you advise?
460
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,670
Lose him, hold out
For the real thing.
461
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,437
I am the real thing.
462
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,221
Let's get some
Coffee, get to work.
463
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,042
Good morning.
464
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,611
Hi, andy. How did the trip go?
465
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:19,681
Well, my projector exploded.
That's never happened before.
466
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,716
Uh, herb had a very
Touching reunion
467
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,185
With an old high-school friend
468
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,420
Who used to be a
Guy, now is a girl.
469
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,357
And mr. Carlson mistook
An undercover cop
470
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,792
For the dayton poisoner.
Yeah, but it was great.
471
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,360
Well, what fun.
472
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,763
So is vicky von vicky a client?
473
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,987
I don't think she is gonna
Sue, if that's what you mean.
474
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,202
My office, looking for my gun.
475
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:42,604
- okie dokie.
- hey, travis.
476
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,406
Andy.
477
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,275
- good morning, guys.
- how are you, ms. Marlowe?
478
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,859
- perfect.
- good.
479
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,814
- good morning.
- morning, ac.
480
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,682
Trip successful?
481
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,906
She is not gonna sue us
If that's what you mean.
482
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,577
I'll be in my office
All day jennifer alone,
483
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,381
Very alone.
484
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,661
Good morning.
485
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,465
How are you? Nice day.
486
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,489
Why?
487
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:15,069
Well, I take the
Trip went okay, herb.
488
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,053
Look, I don't know
What they told you,
489
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,674
But she is not a she.
490
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,498
And if I had kissed him, it
Doesn't mean that I'm gay, okay?
491
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,286
Morning, how are you?
492
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,910
- nice day.
- hmmm...
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