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Weather today in the
Greater cincinnati area...
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♪ I love you so
Badly I could... ♪
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they're solid plastic, so
Don't settle for imitation...
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but the senator, while
Insisting he was not intoxicated,
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could not explain his nudity.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ baby if you've ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm living on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packing and unpacking ♪
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♪ town to town up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp ♪
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♪ in cincinnati ♪♪
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Huh? Huh? Hmm?
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Huh? You ever see such
A selection in your life?
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Wait a minute, I know exactly
What you're gonna say.
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"Can del murdock, personal
Owner of del's stereo,
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Set me up with the exact
Stereo system I need?"
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Well, let's take a look
At you. Busy executive
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On the go, drive
Your own luxury car.
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Your belt matches your shoes,
But there's a hole in your life.
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Well, let's fill that
Hole with sound!
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♪♪
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State of the art. Let's talk
Signal-to-noise ratio, man-to-man.
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Del, I'm herb tarlek.
Good to see you, herb.
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General sales manager
For wkrp in cincinnati.
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Radio exec. Knew I couldn't fool
You with that bush-league equipment.
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Well, let's talk top-of-the-line.
I've already got a stereo.
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Uh, we don't, uh,
Make exchanges.
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Read the small print. No
Refunds. That's our motto.
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And it's a catchy one too.
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- well, thanks, herb.
- you should advertise it.
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- huh? Yeah?
- yeah.
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Business bad, items not
Moving, inventory backlogged.
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It's an old story, del. And I know
What you're asking yourself.
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"How can I build floor traffic?"
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The magic word, del, is radio.
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Now let's talk advertising.
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Why advertise in the
Newspaper? Kids today can't read.
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And television? Stinkerino.
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It's radio, del. The
Magic word is radio.
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Speaking of radio, herb, let's
Look at this sunansui portable.
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Is she a beauty?
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She sure is, del. Let's
Tune in to wkrp a.M. Radio,
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Where your advertising
Dollar works its hardest.
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Herb, can I be sincere
For just one moment?
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Not only are you an
Impeccable dresser,
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But you are one
Heck of a salesman.
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Well, del, coming from you, that's
The greatest compliment ever paid to me.
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And I mean that sincerely.
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Do you want the radio?
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And the stereo. Do you
Want to advertise on wkrp?
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Exclusively. Aaah! Ha-ha!
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Well, bob, I sure would
Like to help you on this,
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But we just don't have
Any openings right now.
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But listen, not to worry.
Something will come up for you.
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I'm not worried. I don't
Really need a job right now.
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I'm just taking a hard
Look at the type of station...
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That I want to be
Personally associated with.
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That's why I came here
First, because wkrp is
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Number one, and I want
To be with the best.
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Well, actually, we're number
16 in an 18-station market, bob.
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Are we interrupting
Anything? no, no. Not at all.
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'cause I want you to meet one of the
World's great advertising salesmen.
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- herb?
- uh-huh.
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You made a sale?
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Uh-huh.
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That's great, herb.
Congratulations.
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Ah, it's nothing. It's a remote
From del's stereo shop.
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From noon saturday,
For three big hours.
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Boy, I have done a
Few remotes in my time.
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Yeah. Mr. Carlson,
Herb, this is bob burnat.
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Bob is a deejay looking for
A position here in cincinnati.
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Hopefully with wkrp, but I better
Be going now. Well, okay, bob.
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I'm having lunch
Today over at wpig.
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Oh, wpig. Now that is the
Number one station in town.
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Those swine.
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But you are number one with me,
And good luck on that remote, herb.
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Andy, I'll be in touch. Okay.
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And good luck to you, bob.
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Isn't this great? New sales rolling
In, people coming to us for jobs.
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I like it.
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Come on, herb. Tell
Us all about the sale.
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Well, uh,
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I know I don't have
To tell you guys...
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That it's a dog-eat-dog
World out there.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've had tougher sales.
Hey, I've had easier sales.
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In fact, I've had sales that just
Sort of fell right in the middle.
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I've had... Herb!
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I think it was the remote
That clinched the deal.
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Well, I think it's great.
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All we gotta do is figure out who's gonna
Deejay the show. Johnny'd probably be...
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Yeah?
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Del was sort of
Hoping I would do it.
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What? Well, he wants a
Salesman in there pitching,
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Not some wigged-out
Disc jockey. come on, herb.
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We have discussed this
Thing before. I know. I know.
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I'm the sales manager here,
Not an on-the-air personality.
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Gosh darn, what a waste.
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Will del still go through with this
Deal if we send johnny fever down there?
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I don't know.
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He's paying 700 big ones, and I
Don't want to disappoint him.
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Well, can't you
Talk him into it?
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Yeah.
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I got an ace in the hole.
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What?
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Well, I bought...
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$2,000 or $3,000 worth
Of stereo equipment,
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And I haven't paid for it yet.
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Del, gosh darn it,
How's it going, huh?
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Ready for the sale of the
Century? I think we're gonna kill 'em.
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You must be johnny
Beaver. Fever.
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Oh, yeah. I'm del... Del
Murdock. I own this place.
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That's important. You
Must be pretty keyed up.
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Yeah. It's like a
Coiled spring inside.
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Get some coffee
Here? Coffee. We got it.
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Not just for you either.
Customers get the same treatment.
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You'll see. It's the
Kind of guy I am.
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Just don't touch anything. That's very
Important. Don't touch the merchandise.
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Mm-hmm. Speed kills, del.
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Huh?
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♪♪
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Who's he? That's buckey
Dornster, our engineer.
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How's it goin'? All right.
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Aaah!
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That's a yamasaki 9000!
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Sorry. Sorry? I'll kill you!
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However, it's okay.
We'll just mark it down.
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Look. I'm del murdock.
I own this place.
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It's very important. Keep your
Hands off the merchandise.
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It's all right. I'm
Sorry, del. I'm sorry.
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Buckey, why don't you watch what
You're doing? Take it up with my union.
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union? I don't want any trouble
With the unions. I hate unions.
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However, I'm all for 'em.
Don't forget I said that.
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Speed kills, del.
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Hey, buckey, the fuse
Box is in the back. Yeah.
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Johnny, your remote
Board is all set up.
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Right. So why don't you both go
To work. Just don't break anything.
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Del, I got a van parked out
Front with a stereo system...
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That could blow this whole
Store right into the river.
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That's nice. It's good
To have you on our side.
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Listen. If there's anything
You need, let me help out.
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You know, I used to be a
Deejay. I'm not bragging though.
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Excuse me. Right
You are, buckaroo.
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Don't ever call me
That again. Right.
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Well, it, uh, won't
Be long now, del.
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Uh, look, herb. If
This doesn't work out,
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I get my money back,
Right? I don't think so.
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No? No.
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Well, don't worry about
It. My lawyer will see yours.
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They'll work it out.
You'll see. Yeah. Look.
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Is there anything you want
Johnny to sell in particular? Yeah.
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Got a list of merchandise
Right over here.
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One thing though. I do most of the
Commercials. Now that's important.
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It's fine by me.
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What was that?
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I think that was a
Goering 3000 turntable.
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Goering 3000.
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I don't believe this.
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It's all a bunch of junk anyway.
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Why you... Del, del, del,
Del, del, del, del, now.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
These things happen.
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Give me a minute. I know
How to handle these people.
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Tear him apart for me. Will
You, herb? I'd appreciate it.
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Whoo! I'm lucky the price is
Right. I've been checking around.
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I don't see how you guys can
Do these commercials so cheap.
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Oh, you'll understand when
You see the response you get.
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I talked to him, del. He'll
Be more careful. Yeah, herb.
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Herb, just a second. Look. If no customers
Come in, I get my money back, don't I?
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Del, by golly, I gotta run.
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Good luck. Johnny, break a leg.
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Yeah. Legs are okay. Just don't
Break the merchandise, huh?
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Hey, look. If you
Need anything, del,
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Anything at all, I'll be
In my car somewhere.
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- herb. Herb.
- hey, buckey!
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yeah?
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Buckey, you ready? yeah.
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Hang on, del, baby, here we go.
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Let's test it! okay.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Power!
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Del?
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Yeah?
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How do you like it so far?
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Police report the
Explosion injured 600.
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However, authorities at
Alfred nobel high school...
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Promised the science fair
Will continue as scheduled.
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This is les nessman saying...
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So long for now and may
The good news be yours.
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♪♪
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This has been les
Nessman reporting.
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An up-to-the-minute commentary from
One of journalism's most trusted voices.
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les nessman.
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Cincinnati's window
To the world.
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Say, les... Shh!
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And now this important
Commercial message.
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- is anything wrong?
- uh, les, don't you think...
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- that fanfare is just
A little much?
- no.
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Well, it sounds a
Little overdone to me.
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No. It's just right.
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Oh. Well, that's that then.
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Okay, look. We only got
About 30 seconds to the remote.
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Now where's your lead-in
Copy? What lead-in copy?
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You mean you haven't
Looked at your lead-in copy?
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It's all right, andy.
You don't have to worry.
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I'm a pro. I don't
Have to practice.
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♪♪
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"Hello, fellow babies.
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"Let's really get mellow...
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"And blow the day...
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"With dr. Johnny
Fever, who is cooking...
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"Down at del's stereo and sound with
Some heavy sounds and stereo deals.
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"So right now, we switch
You live to johnny fev...
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"We switch you live to
Johnny fever himself...
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At del's stereo and sound."
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Take it away, doctor.
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What the hell is going
On? Can you fix it?
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I don't know. All right, buckey!
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Are we on?
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Anything's possible, del.
Buckey, we can't see out here!
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Get that off the
Air, will ya! Dell! Dell!
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Do something, les. Do something.
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What? I don't know.
Get back on the air.
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Give more news. Give more
News. I don't know any more news.
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Here. Try this public service
Cartridge. No, wait. I know.
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It's public service. No!
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♪♪
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This has been les
Nessman reporting.
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All right, babies. This is dr. Johnny
Fever, and we're back on the air.
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Coming at you live and jivin' from del's
Stereo and sound in downtown cincinnati.
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And here's a real treat.
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I've got del murdock
With me in person.
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Take it away, del.
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Right you are, johnny. What a wonderful
Sale we've got going on down here.
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Unbelievable.
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That's right, folks.
It's hard to believe.
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It is hard to believe,
Johnny. We're making
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Deals down here that
Even a factory can't top.
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We're talking berget turntables.
We're talking bosle amplifiers.
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00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,681
We're talking goering speakers.
You name it, we're talking.
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00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:06,751
We're talking hornings,
Bargers, britches and mccoochies.
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00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,389
We're talking top-of-the-line
Merchandise you
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00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,899
Can't find anyplace
Else for these prices.
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00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:13,624
And why? Because del beats all deals.
And why? Because I mark up nothing.
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00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,904
- I know, johnny. Call me crazy.
- you're crazy, del.
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00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,168
Okay. Let's talk crazy. Come
On down here and talk nansuii.
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Let's talk vibratone.
Let's talk nietzsche sound.
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Let's talk the
Incredible moo-see-ahoki.
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And that's only the
Beginning, johnny.
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Right you are, del. But
Right now... And, john.
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- del.
- I can just hear those people
Out there asking themselves,
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00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,847
"Where in the world can we find
And locate these incredible bargains?"
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- where, del?
- well, right on down here
At del's stereo and sound...
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00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,921
24679 pugner, just south
Of stregg and grambling.
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One block south of the
Wingiminone memorial mall.
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Across the street from where
The men without work hang out.
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So let's go, everybody.
Come on down.
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Walk, run, jump, limp, crawl.
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I don't care. Just
Get down here!
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00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,277
- are you through?
- yeah.
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00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,014
Del's through, folks, but the
Doctor is just getting started.
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Music, please.
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00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,953
Listen, del, uh,
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I don't wanna tell you
How to run your business,
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00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,993
But, uh, you think maybe you
Could talk a little faster?
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00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,530
What do you know? You and
Your broken-down station.
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00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,400
Let's talk blown fuses. Let's talk broken
Merchandise. Let's talk no customers.
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00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,102
This is ridiculous, you
Hear me, ridiculous!
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Del. Customer. What?
275
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,542
Welcome to the wonderful world of music
And sound. Anything you need, you name it.
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00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,212
Do you have a bathroom?
Bathroom. Bathroom.
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00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,581
Blitzbergs, uh, boswell.
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00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,352
Bathroom.
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- right back there.
- thank you.
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00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,893
What is this, a gas station?
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00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,842
I'm gonna tell you something. I want
To see tarlek. I want my money back.
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I mean it. You'll see.
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00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,834
It's 12:30 in cincinnati.
This is wkrp,
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00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:08,139
And this is dr. Johnny fever making a
House call down at del's stereo and sound.
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00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,083
Right now I'd like to
Describe some of the
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Incredible action that's
Happening down here.
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a man we believe
Might be a customer...
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00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,581
Has just come back
From freshening up.
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00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,518
And it looks as
Though he's leaving.
290
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,787
No. Hold it. He's pausing there.
291
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,968
maybe he's gonna chat with del murdock,
Personable owner of del's stereo and sound.
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00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,225
Yes, he is. Maybe he's
Gonna buy something here.
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00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,828
and he's... No, no.
He's pulled out a gun.
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And if there's a policeman
Who might be listening,
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00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,213
apparently we're being held up
Down here at del's stereo and sound.
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That's at 24675...
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00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:46,877
R is sporting a .45...
How's it going? Shh!
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,391
Don't shush me, I'm the boss.
The store's being held up.
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00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,348
What store? Del's stereo.
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- oh, good gravy.
- listen.
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It's time to play
Another record.
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00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,889
Mr. Carlson! What?
303
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,069
You ran that light back there. I haven't
Got time to worry about lights, travis.
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00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,472
An employee of mine is
In trouble. Mr. Carlson.
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00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,541
What? Maybe this
Isn't such a good idea.
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- what are we gonna do
When we get there?
- what do you mean?
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00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,735
we're gonna see the
Man with the gun. Exactly.
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00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,887
I'm sorry, sir. We got no
Cash in the cash register.
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This is a credit card business.
I'm not allowed to keep cash.
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Nor checks, and no
Refunds. That's our motto.
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00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,217
I don't want money. Huh?
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00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,387
Money can't buy happiness. You
Really believe that nonsense?
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00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,524
- money can't buy fame either.
- nut bar.
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Money can't buy the love
And adulation of the crowd.
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00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:40,097
We're talking bent noodle here.
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00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,726
Could I interest you
In a home stereo? no.
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00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,903
Would you please put
Your hands down? Sure.
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00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,940
Hey, look. If you
Don't want money,
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Just what is it exactly
That you do want?
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00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,812
Get out of that chair and
Let me do the show. What?
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00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,514
I'm a deejay too.
Can't you see it?
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00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,251
Announcer is
Written all over me.
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00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,921
- yeah, now that you mention it.
- I haven't worked
In six months.
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00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:08,125
Six months! I can't
Even get arrested.
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00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,729
Not even wkrp will hire me, and
This is the lousiest station in town.
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00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:15,466
Yeah. Are you here to create
An opening at the station, or...
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00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,940
I'm here to hijack
This broadcast.
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00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,410
Once I get through here, I'll be the
Most famous disc jockey in north america.
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00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,725
There'll be stories in all the papers, more
Job offers than I know what to do with.
330
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,949
Excuse me. Hold
It right there, pal.
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00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,159
I'm sorry. I'm on lunch break.
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00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,529
Freeze!
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00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,532
Okay. Go ahead and shoot.
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00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,543
But you're gonna
Have to answer to
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00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,170
Engineer's local 601
If I don't get my lunch.
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00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,839
Is that right? Is he in 601?
337
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,042
Well, I don't want any trouble
With the unions, especially that one.
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00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,045
I guess it's bon appétit.
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00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:06,016
I'm taking over now.
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00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,554
No problem. Uh...
Bob. Bob burnat.
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00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:14,558
Bob burnat. Is that the
Air name you're gonna use?
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00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,793
Yeah. Why?
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00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,363
Bob.
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00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,498
No? No.
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00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,379
This is a rock operation. Now
You wanna do this thing right, huh?
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00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,438
Oh, yeah. Um,
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00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,584
Boogie. Bob boogie.
Bobby boogie.
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00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,575
see, it has a roll
To it. Bobby boogie?
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00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,644
Bobby boogie. Trust
Me on this one, huh?
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00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,479
Bobby boogie. Yeah. Come on.
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00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,626
Bobby boogie.
Bobby boogie. Yeah.
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00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,694
Bobby boogie. Bobby boogie!
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00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,652
Bobby boogie. bobby boogie!
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00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,222
What's happening now? Why
Can't I hear anything in here?
355
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,726
How do you turn the
Sound up in this place? Aaah!
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00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,063
What's the matter with
You? I had on the headphones.
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00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,066
Oh, I'm sorry. Beg your pardon?
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00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,134
I said I'm sorry!
It's all right!
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♪♪
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00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,477
Okay, gang. This is your big,
Bad, bobbin' buddy bobby boogie,
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00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,179
And that was a song I guess
You'd have to call a classic.
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00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,293
Who's that? It's not johnny.
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00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,862
♪♪ it's really good to crawl
Back into these stacks of wax.
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00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,488
It's not del. But I say let's
Keep those wheels turnin'...
365
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,157
With another milestone on
The solid gold highway of hits.
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00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,793
Turn that down. ♪♪
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00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:25,162
I think it's probably
The robber.
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00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,232
- oh, don't be a jerk.
- I'm sorry.
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00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,835
That voice before. I've heard the
Voice before, but I can't place it.
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00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,773
- bobby boogie?
- I know I'm a jerk
And all that,
371
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,942
But has anybody tried
To call the police?
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00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,224
Then I got fired from the
Classical music station in cleveland.
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00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,182
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,151
Then I had a jazz operation in
Dayton, and that was my last job.
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00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,153
This is nuts.
376
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,090
They replaced me with a machine.
377
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:57,027
Automated station. Yeah. I
Was replaced by a machine.
378
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,664
Just like this one!
God! Are you crazy?
379
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,578
Machines, man. They're gonna
Knock us all out of work.
380
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,602
Machines. Machines!
381
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,539
Aaah! Why don't
You just shoot me?
382
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,677
Aw, gee, del. I
Don't know. Uh...
383
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,447
Bob, lock him in the bathroom.
384
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,660
That's a good idea. You're not
Supposed to help him, fever.
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00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,729
This is robbery...
Armed robbery! I mean it!
386
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,688
We're talking 10 to 15, fever. We're
Talking efrem zimbalist jr., fever.
387
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,126
we're talking f.B.I.! oh, yeah.
388
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,194
Give me the keys.
389
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,431
Now keep quiet in there.
390
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,737
Bob, uh, I hate to admit it,
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00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,645
But, you know, I think del
Is right on this one. Huh?
392
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,342
I mean, I know you're just
Trying to find a job for yourself,
393
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,622
And, well, you haven't
Stolen any money yet,
394
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,849
But, bob, now
Unless I'm mistaken,
395
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,553
Uh, it's still against the law
To threaten people with a gun.
396
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,156
You think I'm crazy. I
Wouldn't carry a loaded...
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00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:07,197
Bob, why don't I
Hold the gun, huh?
398
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,867
Thank you.
399
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,936
Oh. what was that?
400
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,339
Vibratone 250, del!
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00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,475
perfect!
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00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:22,979
- I've made a terrible mistake,
A terrible mistake!
- yeah. We all make mistakes.
403
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,594
- but this one's
Gonna ruin my life.
- we all ruin our lives.
404
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,951
- yeah, but I'm going to jail!
- look. We all...
405
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:34,091
Not necessarily. This is wkrp,
Remember? Nobody's listening.
406
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,271
Somebody down at the station
Must've called the police.
407
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,462
that's just it. You gotta
Get out of here now.
408
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,710
Listen, when the cops come, I'll give
'em a bad description of you. Okay?
409
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,668
Oh, johnny, you're
Such a nice guy.
410
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:48,972
Thanks, bob. Listen, I'm
Gonna level with you, pal. Huh?
411
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:52,442
I myself have been out of work
For more than six months at a shot...
412
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,912
On several occasions, huh?
413
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,415
Now just take my word for it. You keep
Looking, something will open up, baby.
414
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,962
Yeah, sure. Come on. We
Gotta get out of here, bob.
415
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,031
Let's go, let's go. We
Don't have all day. Okay.
416
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,156
Police! Don't move!
417
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,291
Put your hands in the air!
418
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,963
All right, drop it.
419
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,435
Is he the only one? Huh?
420
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,871
Yeah. That's right, officer.
I always work alone.
421
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,541
See, that way, nobody else can be blamed.
It's just my fault if it doesn't go right.
422
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,710
See, simple. Get the gun.
423
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,780
Bye-bye, mr. Boogie.
424
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,878
hello?
425
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,843
hello! Who's out there?
426
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,380
I'm not paying for this!
427
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,750
you'll see!
428
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,354
john r. Caravella,
429
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:15,025
also known as johnny duke, johnny
Style, johnny cool and dr. Johnny fever,
430
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,761
was released from
Custody after questioning.
431
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:22,032
police are now looking for a new
Suspect, known only as bob boogie.
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00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:25,602
a composite drawing based on
Testimony given by the disc jockey...
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00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,872
is being distributed nationwide.
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00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,409
if you see this man, contact the
Cincinnati police department immediately.
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00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,314
♪♪
436
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:45,255
♪♪
437
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,333
♪♪
438
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,850
♪♪
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