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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,343 HEY, TOMMY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 2 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,712 TERRIBLE. 3 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:12,213 I GOT HAULED INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE 4 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,514 BECAUSE OF MY GRADES. 5 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:15,283 WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU? 6 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:18,486 HE MADE ME VALEDICTORIAN. 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,989 APPARENTLY, I HAVE THE BEST GRADES IN THE SCHOOL, DAMN IT. 8 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,290 BUT YOU BARELY EVER GO TO CLASS. 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,525 I KNOW. 10 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:27,562 THAT'S HOW STUPID EVERYONE ELSE IS. DAMN IT! 11 00:00:27,596 --> 00:00:28,597 THAT WAS AWESOME! 12 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:29,631 IT WAS SO GREAT. 13 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,733 OH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME WITH YOU, JANICE. 14 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:33,167 ANYTIME, SALLY. 15 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,503 IT IS SO COOL TO FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN AROUND 16 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,005 TO DO GIRL THINGS WITH. 17 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,106 WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? 18 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:41,676 CHASIN' HOBOS OUT OF THE FREIGHT YARD. 19 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,244 HI, HARRY. 20 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,614 HELLO, JANICE. 21 00:00:45,647 --> 00:00:46,815 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 22 00:00:46,848 --> 00:00:48,249 I WAS KISSIN' YOU GOOD-BYE 23 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:52,486 AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF KISSIN' YOU HELLO. 24 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,055 SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? 25 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,524 WELL, AT FIRST I WAS PLAYIN' HARD-TO-GET. 26 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,926 BUT NOW... 27 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:01,830 I'M PLAYIN' PARALYZED BY INSECURITY. 28 00:01:01,863 --> 00:01:04,132 THAT'S TOO BAD. 29 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:07,135 WELL, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU ALL. 30 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,770 HARRY. 31 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:11,039 NICE SEEING YOU, TOO, JANICE. 32 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,242 JANICE? 33 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:19,213 MY GOD, THAT'S THE BIGGEST COP I'VE EVER SEEN. 34 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,715 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 35 00:01:20,749 --> 00:01:22,283 DICK, OF COURSE THEY DO. 36 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,584 HARRY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 37 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:24,485 DON'T YOU WANT HER? 38 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,319 OH, YEAH, SO BAD. 39 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,420 THEN GO GET HER. 40 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,723 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 41 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:31,259 I MEAN--AGGGGHHHH! 42 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,428 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 43 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,464 THE BIG GIANT HEAD AND HIS QUEEN 44 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,032 WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY 45 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:39,934 FOR THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE ON EARTH 46 00:01:39,968 --> 00:01:41,102 AS HUSBAND AND WIFE. 47 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,336 THEY'RE COMING TODAY!? 48 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,172 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, 49 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:48,409 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. AND MRS... 50 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,245 BIG GIANT HEAD! 51 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,192 EVERYBODY, PLEASE... 52 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:07,528 JOIN THE COUPLE OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 53 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,232 * SUNRISE, SUNSET 54 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,002 * SUNRISE, SUNSET 55 00:02:14,035 --> 00:02:17,005 * SWIFTLY BLOW THE YEARS 56 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,447 OH, IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK. 57 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,949 WE WOULD'VE BROUGHT THE BABY, 58 00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:05,186 BUT SPACE TRAVEL IS REALLY HARD WHEN YOU'RE TEETHING. 59 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,120 HE'S WITH THE NANNY. 60 00:03:06,154 --> 00:03:08,923 NICE ROBOT. 61 00:03:08,957 --> 00:03:11,325 I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 62 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,161 MAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS 63 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,463 BE HAPPILY MARRIED FOR ALL ETERNITY. 64 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,630 OHH. 65 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,599 THANK YOU, DICK. BUT COME ON, I'M MARRIED. 66 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:21,702 ETERNITY'S THE LAST THING I WANT. 67 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:24,072 HEY, HEY, HEY, STONE. 68 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:26,707 WHEN IS HE GONNA STOP? 69 00:03:26,741 --> 00:03:29,643 BREATHING. 70 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,479 VICKI, HOW'S SPACE? 71 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,315 WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW WHERE I WAS LIVING, 72 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,385 LET'S JUST SAY THANK GOD IN SPACE 73 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:41,689 NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. 74 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,191 SHE REALLY CLASSED THINGS UP. 75 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:47,628 SHE REDID THE DEATH CHAMBER IN ORANGE SHAG CARPET. 76 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:51,399 I MEAN, IT WAS SO DRAB, I WANTED TO DIE. 77 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,801 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DYING IN THERE FOR YEARS. 78 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:56,004 NOBODY COMPLAINED UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG. 79 00:03:56,037 --> 00:03:58,773 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY CUTE TOGETHER. 80 00:03:58,807 --> 00:04:01,442 DICK, WHERE CAN WE HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? 81 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,212 HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 82 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:08,082 JOIN ME IN THE KITCHEN. 83 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:10,751 DOES ANYONE HERE DO A GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME? 84 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:14,222 NO, BUT I DO AN AWESOME BETTE MIDLER. 85 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:18,426 SO, UH... 86 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,328 WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO EARTH, SIR? 87 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,830 AN EXTENDED HONEYMOON? 88 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:23,264 THE HONEYMOON IS OVER. 89 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,732 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 90 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:28,236 START SAVING THESE BOX TOPS. I WANT THIS BOOMERANG. 91 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,905 YES, SIR. 92 00:04:30,939 --> 00:04:33,741 SIT DOWN. 93 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,909 HOW ARE YOU? 94 00:04:34,943 --> 00:04:36,744 YOU'RE ASKING HOW I AM? 95 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,246 HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE? 96 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,148 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 97 00:04:40,181 --> 00:04:41,983 I'M PROUD OF YOU. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT? 98 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:45,820 UH, NO. YOU HAVE THREATENED TO KILL ME, THOUGH. 99 00:04:45,854 --> 00:04:47,521 WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY. 100 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,257 I'D LIKE TO MAKE UP FOR THAT. 101 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,659 I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 102 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,927 GET TO KNOW ME, SIR? 103 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,195 YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 104 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:55,563 THINGS YOU WOULDN'T DREAM OF TELLING 105 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,799 THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO OF YOURS. 106 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,801 DICK, TONIGHT YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT FOR DRINKS. 107 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:01,669 TONIGHT? 108 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,538 I--I WOULD LOVE TO ACCOMPANY YOU, SIR, 109 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:08,142 BUT I HAVE A DATE WITH THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO. 110 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:09,210 CANCEL. 111 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:12,413 WELL, PERHAPS FROSTY COULD COME WITH US. 112 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:15,083 NO. YOU AND ME. ALONE. 113 00:05:15,116 --> 00:05:16,084 ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME? 114 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:17,852 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 115 00:05:17,886 --> 00:05:20,454 YOU'RE MY DESIGNATED DRIVER. 116 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,561 COME ON, PUSH IT, DONNIE. 117 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,997 NOT A PROBLEM. 118 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,564 YOU GOT 3 MORE? 119 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:31,765 I GOT 10 MORE. 120 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:36,070 [GRUNTING] 121 00:05:36,104 --> 00:05:37,638 HELLO, JANICE. 122 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,672 HARRY. 123 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,642 UHHH! 124 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,477 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 125 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:44,812 AND I YOU. 126 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,315 HELP! 127 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,817 I'M HERE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A PROPER DATE. 128 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,419 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 129 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,522 CRACKED RIBS. 130 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,689 SO IS THAT A YES? 131 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:58,059 I CAN'T BREATHE! 132 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,560 YES, OF COURSE. 133 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,430 I'M COMIN', GRANDMA! 134 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,202 DICK, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR-- 135 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:11,105 [MOANING] 136 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:12,740 MY GOD, DICK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 137 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,343 I'M BURNING UP, MARY. I CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING DOWN. 138 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,078 I WAS THROWING UP ALL NIGHT. 139 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:19,513 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT. 140 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,881 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 141 00:06:20,915 --> 00:06:22,316 I'LL STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOU. 142 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:23,817 NO, MARY, GO! 143 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,486 SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET WHATEVER I-- 144 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,721 DICK, LET'S HIT THE TOWN. 145 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,324 STONE PHILLIPS! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 146 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:32,660 HE-HE'S HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL. 147 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:33,627 THE HOSPITAL? 148 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,164 WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A JAZZ CLUB. 149 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:37,598 CLUB? 150 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,100 YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK, ARE YOU? 151 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:41,835 HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE? 152 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,737 QUICK, MARY, THE CAT'S ON FIRE. 153 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,173 PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! 154 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:46,874 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 155 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:52,013 [COUGH COUGH COUGH] 156 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,121 TOMMY, I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE VALEDICTORY SPEECH. 157 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,122 IT'S FINE. 158 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:02,890 LET US HEAR IT. 159 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,757 WANT TO HEAR IT? 160 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,893 YEAH. 161 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,528 "FELLOW CLASSMATES, 162 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:11,532 LONG LIVE ROCK." 163 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,968 YOU KNOW, YOU HAD ME... 164 00:07:14,002 --> 00:07:16,404 AND THEN YOU LOST ME. 165 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:19,740 BUT THEN YOU HAD ME AGAIN. 166 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,375 TOMMY, YOU SHOULD JUST WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL. 167 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:23,844 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FEEL. WHAT DO YOU FEEL? 168 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,946 WELL... 169 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,848 I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING... 170 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,517 TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO OLD FRIENDS, 171 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,951 MAKE NEW ONES. 172 00:07:30,985 --> 00:07:32,120 IT'S THE END OF AN ERA, 173 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,554 AND NO MATTER HOW CLOSE WE'VE BECOME, 174 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,723 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 175 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:39,093 MAN, THAT'S HARSH. 176 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:40,761 SORRY, BUT WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, 177 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,031 THIS CHAPTER OF OUR LIVES IS OVER. 178 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,765 I GOTTA GO. 179 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,135 SEE YOU LATER. 180 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:49,570 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 181 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,905 I'M GONNA GO READ SOME CHURCHILL FOR INSPIRATION. 182 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,274 OH, REALLY? 183 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,444 NAH. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME FRIES. 184 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,012 DID YOU HEAR WHAT ALISSA JUST SAID? 185 00:07:58,046 --> 00:08:00,781 OH, WELL, YOU MEAN ABOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE AND MOVIN' ON 186 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,016 AND MEETIN' OTHER PEOPLE? 187 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:04,085 HARRY, SHE'S GONNA DUMP HIS ASS. 188 00:08:04,118 --> 00:08:06,120 OH, MY GOD! 189 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:07,555 AND RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION? 190 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,291 POOR TOMMY. THE KID DOESN'T EVEN SEE IT COMIN'. 191 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:13,094 AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WE CAN DO. 192 00:08:13,127 --> 00:08:16,630 WE'RE POWERLESS AGAINST ALISSA. 193 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:20,201 NO, WE'RE NOT. 194 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:21,269 WE'RE NOT? 195 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:24,272 LOOK, SHE'S JUST AN EVIL LITTLE TEENAGER. 196 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:28,076 AND I AM AN INTERGALACTIC FORCE FOR GOOD. 197 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,913 LONG LIVE ROCK! 198 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:39,753 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 199 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,326 YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW THAT? 200 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,028 AND YOU'RE BIG. BIG. HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG? 201 00:08:48,062 --> 00:08:50,298 I--I--I--I--I-- 202 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:53,567 AND I LIKE YOU. WE'RE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, AREN'T WE? 203 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,768 YOU LIGHT UP THE ROOM. 204 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,104 THANK YOU, SIR. SO DO YOU. 205 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:58,239 THANK YOU. 206 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,374 YOU'RE TENSE. DON'T BE SO TENSE. 207 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:01,909 I'M TENSE, TOO. 208 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,945 MY MARRIAGE IS A CHARADE. 209 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,215 I'M SO LONELY. 210 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:11,785 SIR, WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 211 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,355 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. 212 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,957 YOUR RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, SIR. 213 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,559 THE UNIVERSE HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANER. 214 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,328 NOT MY JOB. ME, THE MAN. 215 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:21,295 I THINK YOU'RE SWELL, SIR. 216 00:09:21,329 --> 00:09:23,331 HE THINKS I'M SWELL! 217 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,799 WELL, THANK YOU, SPARKY. 218 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:26,867 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. FUN? 219 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,203 I'M GONNA TALK TO THE BANDLEADER. 220 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,671 BANDLEADER! 221 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,106 Mrs. Dubcek: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 222 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,342 SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST SONG. MY MIKE CRAPPED OUT. 223 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,745 IT DIDN'T CRAP OUT. I UNPLUGGED IT. 224 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,912 HIT IT! 225 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:39,913 [MUSIC PLAYS] 226 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,283 * SOMEWHERE THERE'S MUSIC 227 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,485 * HOW FAINT THE TUNE 228 00:09:44,518 --> 00:09:47,020 * SOMEWHERE THERE'S HEAVEN 229 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,756 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 230 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:49,857 HEY, DICK, COME ON UP HERE. 231 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,725 HEY, HIT THAT MAN WITH THE SPOTLIGHT. 232 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:52,960 COME ON UP HERE, DICKIE. 233 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,263 COME ON, BOY. COME ON UP HERE. 234 00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:56,897 ATTABOY. 235 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,667 * THAT YOU LOVE ME AS I LOVE YOU * 236 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:04,071 [SCAT SINGING] 237 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,707 [SCAT SINGING] 238 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:14,982 [BOTH SCAT SINGING] 239 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,320 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 240 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,855 YEAH! YEAH! 241 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,057 LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPARKY! 242 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,635 HEY, HARRY. 243 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,505 OOH, HEY, VICKI. 244 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:41,409 I CAN'T SLEEP. 245 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,244 YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME? 246 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:46,914 GOIN' TO BED. 247 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,416 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEIN' QUEEN, VICKI? 248 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:51,018 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT ITS PERKS. 249 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,920 I GET A LOT OF PRESENTS. 250 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,922 LIKE THIS HAIR CURLER THING. 251 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:55,923 WOW. 252 00:10:55,956 --> 00:11:00,060 YEAH. IT ADDS A LOT OF BOUNCE TO MY HAIR. 253 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,029 AND THEN IT ALSO DEMOLECULARIZES 254 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:07,134 ANY POOR BASTARD WHO TRIES TO CROSS ME. 255 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:11,339 GOOD REASON TO TIP YOUR HAIRDRESSER. 256 00:11:11,372 --> 00:11:12,773 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 257 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,109 BEIN' QUEEN DOES HAVE ITS DOWNSIDE. 258 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,445 I MEAN... 259 00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:22,450 STONE AND I HAVE NOT HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS IN QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 260 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:26,454 YOU MEAN, BECAUSE UP THERE YOU'RE JUST A PURPLE TUBE? 261 00:11:26,487 --> 00:11:30,057 WELL, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE. 262 00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:35,162 YOU KNOW, I--I JUST-- I MISS INTIMACY, HARRY. 263 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,398 I MISS FONDLING. 264 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,800 I--I MISS...SEX! 265 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,969 OHH! 266 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,371 SO, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? 267 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:46,340 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 268 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:50,010 BABY, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE. 269 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,945 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 270 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,415 I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 271 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,350 [GIGGLES] 272 00:11:56,384 --> 00:12:00,721 I WONDER IF YOU CAN THINK OF A WAY... 273 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,191 TO SAY "THANK YOU." 274 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,560 UM...YES. 275 00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:08,862 THANK YOU. 276 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,337 HEY, ALISSA. 277 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:17,438 HI, SALLY. 278 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:18,606 YOU GOT A COUPLE OF MINUTES? 279 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:19,740 I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO ENGLISH CLASS. 280 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,674 THIS'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 281 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,343 OK. 282 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:24,177 LISTEN, TOMMY'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 283 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,145 WHAT? 284 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,447 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. IT'S THE END OF AN ERA. 285 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,382 TIME TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE. 286 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:29,450 OH, NO, THAT'S JUST-- 287 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,685 WHAT YOU WERE FEELING. I KNOW, IT'S COOL. 288 00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:33,587 OPEN A NEW CHAPTER. BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS. 289 00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:38,258 THE LAST CHAPTER ENDED WITH TOMMY BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 290 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:40,260 WHY ISN'T HE TELLING ME THIS HIMSELF? 291 00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:42,363 ALISSA, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 292 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:46,033 MOVE ON TO ENGLISH! MOVE. 293 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,336 HEY. YOU WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY? 294 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:50,070 HUH? YOU WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY?! 295 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,473 ANYBODY WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY?! 296 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,545 ALL RIGHT. 297 00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,080 WHEN LIGHT HITS THE SURFACE OF WATER, 298 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,618 HOW CAN WE DETERMINE THE ANGLE AT WHICH IT ENTERS... 299 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:07,287 THE WATER? 300 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:09,457 THAT DEPENDS ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 301 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:13,327 NO, YOU CLOD. 302 00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:16,163 WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 303 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,031 IT DOES DEPEND ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 304 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,032 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING. 305 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,834 YEAH, THAT DETERMINES THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION. 306 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,102 YOU SAID "REFRACTION!" 307 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,071 MY GOD, YOU'RE GETTING THIS. 308 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,806 PLEASE, STAY WITH ME HERE. 309 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,175 OH, DICK, THERE YOU ARE. 310 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,577 STONE, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 311 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,512 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M GETTING THROUGH TO THEM. 312 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,446 THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING. 313 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,216 THAT'S GREAT. CLASS DISMISSED. 314 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,586 WAIT. ARE WE ALLOWED TO LEAVE? 315 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:41,922 I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF TRUST THAT GUY. 316 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,891 WH-WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 317 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,559 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS 318 00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:47,294 TO BE KING OF THE UNIVERSE? 319 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,296 I IMAGINE IT'S KIND OF A HASSLE. 320 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,965 NOW EVERYBODY SAYS, "LOOK AT THAT BIG WHEEL WITH HIS TROPHY WIFE. 321 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:52,700 I'D LIKE TO BE LIKE HIM." 322 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,002 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 323 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,471 THIS BIG WHEEL'S LIFE IS A WRECK. 324 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:59,272 IT'S A TRAGIC COMEDY. IT'S A FARCE! 325 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:03,544 WELL, IT'S ALL GOOD. 326 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:06,013 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING IN MY LIFE THAT MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL. 327 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,881 YOU! 328 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,389 SO WHERE SHOULD I TAKE JANICE ON OUR DATE? 329 00:14:15,423 --> 00:14:16,690 IT DEPENDS. YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE, 330 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,991 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER? 331 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,995 WELL, I WANT TO GET JIGGY WITH IT. 332 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,798 BUT ON A BUDGET. 333 00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:26,199 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JANICE WHERE I TOOK SALLY 334 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,501 ON OUR FIRST DATE? 335 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,236 YEAH, THE SEAFOOD HUT. 336 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,439 IT WAS GREAT. WE HAD A BUCKET OF STEAMERS, 337 00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:32,706 A COUPLE OF COLD BEERS. 338 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,074 YEAH, AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 339 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,511 BOTH OF US HAD CRABS. 340 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,348 THAT DIDN'T SOUND EXACTLY RIGHT, SALLY. 341 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,352 DON, WE HAD CRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT. 342 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,020 I GOTTA GO. 343 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,590 THERE'S A CAR STOLEN EVERY 15 MINUTES, 344 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,192 AND THE GUY WHO'S DOIN' IT HAS TO BE STOPPED. 345 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,494 HAVE FUN. 346 00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:54,895 HEY! 347 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,296 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 348 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,397 WHY, YOU LOOKIN' FOR HIM? 349 00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,199 BIG GIANT HEAD! BIG GIANT HEAD! 350 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,300 NO, NO, SHH! 351 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,702 I DON'T MIND. BIG GIANT HEAD! 352 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,171 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. 353 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,106 I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HIM. 354 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,207 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DICK? 355 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,509 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS. 356 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:13,113 NO, HE'S BECOME THIS CLINGY, NEEDY, SOBBING MESS. 357 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,082 I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE USED TO HAVE, 358 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,050 WHEN I WAS HIS SUCK-ASS LACKEY 359 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,153 LIVING IN PERPETUAL FEAR. 360 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,489 YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 361 00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:23,591 WHO WANTS TO GO BACK TO THE JAZZ CLUB AND IS NAMED DICK? 362 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:25,759 DICK DOES! 363 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,061 COME ON, DICK, LET'S GO. 364 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,768 THIS IS SO NICE. 365 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:38,205 MMM, WELL, YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN HERE WORKIN' OUT, 366 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:42,610 I FIGURED YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EAT IN HERE, TOO. 367 00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,778 YOU'RE A SPECIAL GUY, HARRY. 368 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:48,649 AND YOU SMELL LIKE SWEAT, JANICE. 369 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,117 THAT'S PROBABLY THE GYM. 370 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,120 DON'T TRY AND PLAY IT DOWN. 371 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,689 YOU KNOW, IN EVERY GYM, THERE'S ALWAYS 2 TYPES OF GUYS. 372 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:59,860 YOU GOT THE BIG, STRAPPING MAN WITH THE WEIGHT BELT 373 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,328 AND THE SCRAWNY LITTLE GUY 374 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,698 WHO CAN'T GET HIS QUARTER OUT OF THE JUICE MACHINE. 375 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,701 I PREFER THE SCRAWNY GUY. 376 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:11,772 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 377 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,942 I GUESS I'LL BE GOIN', THEN. 378 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,944 HARRY... 379 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,012 YOU'RE THE SCRAWNY GUY. 380 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,982 OH! 381 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,851 WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND? 382 00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,185 YOUR BOYFRIEND? 383 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,087 WELL...UM... 384 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,525 IF I SAY NO, WILL YOU HURT ME? 385 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,594 WELL... 386 00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,963 MAYBE. 387 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,731 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 388 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,634 NO. 389 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:43,637 OOH! 390 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:46,006 [PURRS] 391 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,314 [SCAT SINGING] 392 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,282 [MONOTONE] * YABBA YABBA YABBA 393 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,219 [SCATTING] 394 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:03,123 * YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA * 395 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,597 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 396 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,369 [SPARSE APPLAUSE] 397 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,106 TOUGH CROWD. 398 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,340 YABBA. 399 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,279 [BELL RINGS] 400 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,249 WHERE'S YOUR AUNT SALLY, SOLOMON? 401 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,317 S-SALLY? 402 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,118 HOW'D YOU OPEN YOUR LOCKER 403 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,920 WITHOUT YOUR AUNT SALLY HELPIN' YOU? 404 00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:34,154 I KNOW THE COMBINATION. 405 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,656 WHY ARE YOU CARRYING YOUR OWN BOOKS? 406 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:39,793 YEAH, DON'T YOU NEED YOUR AUNT SALLY TO CARRY 'EM FOR YOU? 407 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,830 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? 408 00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:46,466 HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT SALLY? 409 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,869 THAT'S FOR YOU! 410 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:53,240 AND THAT'S FOR SALLY. 411 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,408 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 412 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,782 BYE, JANICE. 413 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,516 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 414 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,219 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 415 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,089 NO, YOU HANG UP--HELLO. 416 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,090 OHHH. 417 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:10,991 SHE HUNG UP. 418 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,260 ALL RIGHT, HARRY. I'VE TRIED TO BE SUBTLE, 419 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,262 I'VE TRIED TO BE SEDUCTIVE, 420 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,597 AND I'VE TRIED TO BE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS. 421 00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:18,465 ABOUT WHAT? 422 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,033 I WANT YOU, BABY. I WANT YOU NOW! 423 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,802 NO! WAIT! STOP! NOW! 424 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:22,770 I'LL STOP. 425 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,705 I'LL STOP WHEN WE'RE FINISHED, BABY. 426 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:27,240 [KISSING] 427 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:37,818 VICKI, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 428 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,453 WHAT? 429 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,690 WELL...HARRY, YOU DON'T-- 430 00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:45,425 YOU DON'T LIKE HER AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE ME, DO YOU? 431 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,494 OH, NO. 432 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,429 MORE. 433 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,270 THE QUEEN... 434 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,573 IS...PISSED. 435 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,880 IS THIS SHIRT SLUTTY GOOD OR SLUTTY BAD? 436 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,581 HEY, GIRL! 437 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,517 VICKI, HI! 438 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,484 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 439 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,552 YEAH! 440 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,655 HARRY AND VICKI USED TO SLEEP TOGETHER! 441 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:19,426 AND JANICE IS HARRY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 442 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,897 HOW YOU DOIN'? 443 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:24,998 HI. 444 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:25,899 WOW! 445 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:28,635 TWO WOMEN WHO BOTH SLEPT WITH HARRY 446 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,304 BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER AT THE DISCOUNT RACK! 447 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,841 HOW COOL IS THAT? HUH? 448 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,947 MAN, IT'S COOL! 449 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,282 SEE YOU, VICKI. 450 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:46,286 YEAH. BYE, VICKI. 451 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,088 NO, GOOD-BYE TO YOU, 452 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,290 JAN-ISSSSSSS! 453 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,997 I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO STONE 454 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,466 YOU ARE MY HIGHEST PRIORITY. 455 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,168 SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT? 456 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,771 NO. I'VE CLEVERLY DISGUISED A PILLOW 457 00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,238 IN MY HOUSE AS ME. 458 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,441 HE'S PROBABLY TALKING TO IT AS WE SPEAK. 459 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,610 WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 460 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,379 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DISGUISE A PILLOW 461 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,646 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM? 462 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,647 I KNOW IT'S SICK. 463 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,584 OH, IT'S REALLY SICK. 464 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,485 DICK! 465 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,419 OH, NO. OH, NO. 466 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,288 OH, DICK! 467 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,255 I WALKED INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 468 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,125 I THOUGHT YOU'D STOPPED BREATHING. 469 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,828 I WORE MYSELF OUT TRYING TO REVIVE YOU. 470 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:29,930 AND THEN I TOOK A NAP ON YOU. 471 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,431 THEN I AWOKE COMPLETELY REFRESHED 472 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,533 AND READY FOR OUR EVENING. 473 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,368 OH, SAY, I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. 474 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,906 SEND HERS BACK. IT LOOKS AWFUL. 475 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,607 I'M GOING TO THE REST ROOM. 476 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,142 I'M GOING TO STAND ON THE TOILET 477 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,911 AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. 478 00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,512 WHAT'S WITH HER? 479 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,080 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 480 00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:48,181 I MAY BE A WHALE OF A FRIEND, 481 00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:49,316 BUT THAT DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU 482 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,651 TO STICK TO ME LIKE A PATHETIC BARNACLE. 483 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,322 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PROBLEMS YOU'RE HAVING WITH YOUR WIFE, 484 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,556 YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISES, 485 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,659 OR YOUR INEXPLICABLE DESIRE TO BEFRIEND ME. 486 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,494 ZAP ME TO OBLIVION IF YOU WANT, 487 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:05,732 BUT SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER SING ANOTHER JAZZ STANDARD WITH YOU! 488 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,299 DICK, STOP! 489 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,901 NO, YOU STOP! 490 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:08,836 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 491 00:21:08,869 --> 00:21:11,004 WHY ARE YOU SO FASCINATED BY ME? 492 00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:12,705 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET SO CLOSE? 493 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,041 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 494 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,642 WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 495 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:19,479 NO! BECAUSE I AM... 496 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,383 YOUR FATHER. 33208

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