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1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6.
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AHHH, ISN'T THIS GREAT?
LOOK AT US.
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AN EARTH FAMILY
SITTING AROUND TOGETHER
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ON A BEAUTIFUL
AUTUMN EVENING,
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PLAYING A NICE,
FRIENDLY GAME.
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YEAH, A GAME CALLED
SEX OR CONSEQUENCES.
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"THE NAUGHTY, BAWDY
ADULT PARTY GAME
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WHERE EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE ON TOP!"
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WHOOPEE.
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OH, COME ON, SALLY.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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LOOK HOW FAR YOU ARE
FROM "THE EROGENOUS ZONE."
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FINE.
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OK, "LOVER
OR LOSER."
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THAT SHOULD
BE FUN.
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"WITH WHAT CELEBRITY
WOULD YOU BE TEMPTED
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TO CHEAT ON YOUR MATE?"
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JON VOIGHT!
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MAN, LET HER ANSWER.
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SAY "JON VOIGHT."
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I DON'T HAVE A MATE
TO CHEAT ON, OK?
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UH-UH. THAT
SENDS YOU RIGHT BACK
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TO "CHASTITY CORNER."
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I'M DONE.
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE MOVE
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HER LITTLE METAL BUTTOCKS
BACK 5 SPACES?
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
SALLY IS THE TONGUE.
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I AM THE BUTTOCKS.
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YOU THINK SHE'S OK?
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SALLY? SURE.
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SHE JUST GETS
THIS WAY SOMETIMES
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SINCE HER PAINFUL
BREAKUP WITH DON.
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HUH. WHICH ONE?
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WELL, I HEAR THAT.
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TOMMY, YOUR SPIN.
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1, 2, 3...
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"SWAP PARTNERS
AND SMOOCH"?
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OOH. SEXY!
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HEY! NO, NO, NO!
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DICK, WHY DON'T YOU GO
PLAY THIS WITH DR. ALBRIGHT?
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OK?
OH, FINE.
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BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I BRING HOME
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A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
BOARD GAME
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FOR THIS FAMILY!
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I HATE THAT GAME.
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YOU WANNA PLAY
STRIP PARCHEESI?
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YOU'RE ON!
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OH, GOOD MORNING,
DICK.
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STRUDWICK.
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[SLURPS]
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MUST YOU SLURP?
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SORRY. IT'S A RICH,
DELICIOUS CAPPUCCINO.
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I JUST MADE IT.
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SO YOU HAVE
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
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IT'S A GIFT
FROM THE CHANCELLOR
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JUST TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE SUCCESS OF MY BOOK.
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OH, YES. YOUR LITTLE
PAMPHLET ON PHYSICS.
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IT'S GOING INTO
ITS THIRD PRINTING.
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YEP. IT'S QUITE A MACHINE.
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IT'S GOT AN AUTO-FROTHER.
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OH, WELL, I PREFER
TO FROTH MANUALLY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE
YOU A LITTLE CAPPY, DICK?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU,
STRUDWICK.
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I FIND THAT
EXCESSIVE CAFFEINE
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TENDS TO MAKE ONE
LOOK PUFFY.
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LIKE A JERK.
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OK.
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WE GOT ONE
PASTRAMI LASORDA,
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MM-MMM.
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AND ONE
MOZZARELLA FITZGERALD.
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I DON'T GET THE NAMES
OF THESE SANDWICHES.
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TOMMY, HERE'S
YOUR HAMMY CONNICK JR.
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WELL, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS.
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LOOK, IT'S PILED HIGH
WITH HAM AND CONNICK.
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YEAH.
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[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE
SHUTS OFF]
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DON!
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NICE MOTORCYCLE, MAN!
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SHINY!
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SALLY.
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BEEN A WHILE.
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THAT IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE MACHINE
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
RUTHERFORD P.D.'s
ONE AND ONLY HOG.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
5 YEARS TO GET MY--
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GET BACK ON IT.
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EXCUSE ME?
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GET BACK ON IT.
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OH, YEAH.
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CAN I BUY YOU A WRAP?
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OK.
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UHH...
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UHH...
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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EVERY HOT MAMA
IN THIS PLACE
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WAS CHECKING HIM OUT.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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MUST BE THE MACHINE.
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HOT MAMAS
LOVE THE MACHINE.
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WHY?
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WHY DO
THE HOT MAMAS CARE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING,
ME LITTLE BUDDY,
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I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
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HEY!
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[SLURRING]
4, 5, 6.
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STRAIGHT TO MARTINI
ISLAND! ALL RIGHT!
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SHAKE IT?
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OH, PLEASE.
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MMMMM...
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MMM!
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HA HA.
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THIS BEATS THE SCRAP
OUT OF CRABBLE.
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AHH, "NAUGHTY OR NICE."
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"WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE EVER DONE IN BED?"
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WELL...
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THERE WAS
THE TIME I STAGED
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A READING
OF OTHELLO,
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AND THE ROLE
OF DESDEMONA
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WAS PLAYED
BY A DOWN COMFORTER.
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I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
ANY SPACES FOR THAT.
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"TRUTH OR DARE."
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"WHO WAS
YOUR LAST FLING?"
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OH...
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THAT WOULD
HAVE TO BE...
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
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STRUDWICK!
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NO!
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YES!
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I'M BACK ON MARTINI ISLAND!
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YOU CAN SET ME UP.
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YOU CAN KISS
MY TINY PEWTER ASS!
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OH, I CAN'T GET
HIS FACE OUT OF MY MIND!
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STRUDWICK'S?
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NO, NINA.
LITTLE DAVEY TENNANT,
THE BOY DOWN THE BLOCK.
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YOU SEE, EVER SINCE
HE WAS 3 YEARS OLD,
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DAVEY'S WANTED
MORE THAN ANYTHING
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TO SEE
A REAL PROFESSIONAL
BASEBALL GAME.
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HE WISHED
THE BIGGEST WISH
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HIS LITTLE HEART
COULD MUSTER.
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BUT HIS DAD WAS LAID OFF
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AND COULDN'T AFFORD
THE TICKETS.
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WELL...
ONE DAY LAST WEEK,
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LITTLE DAVEY
WAS OUTSIDE
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PLAYING BALL
LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES,
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AND WHO SHOULD
WALK UP THE BLOCK,
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TALL AS A BUILDING,
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BUT HOME-RUN KING
MARK McGWIRE.
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TO SEE LITTLE DAVEY'S
EYES LIGHT UP
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AS McGWIRE HANDED HIM
4 SEATS ON THE FIRST BASE LINE,
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WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
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YES, STRUDWICK'S FACE!
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STOP ASKING
SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS!
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LOOK, YOU KNEW
ABOUT HER PAST.
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YEAH, BUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT,
HER PAST WAS--WAS FACELESS!
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NOW IT'S GOT A FACE.
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THE FUZZY, SMIRKING FACE
OF VINCENT W. STRUDWICK.
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I AM SO HUNG OVER.
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OHH.
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WELL, MARY, THAT'S JUST
NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU
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WHAT A TRAMP YOU ARE.
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WHAT?
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MARY, DID YOU FILL OUT
YOUR FORM 8-As
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FOR YOUR
GRADUATE-LEVEL COURSES?
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I DIDN'T THINK
WE NEEDED THOSE
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UNTIL NEXT SEMESTER.
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Strudwick:
THE BURSAR'S OFFICE SAYS
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WE NEED THEM
BEFORE MIDTERMS.
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I'D BETTER GET ON THAT.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY BLANK ONES?
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FRESH OUT.
BUT THEY'VE GOT THEM AT
THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING.
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OH, I'LL CALL HELEN.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GET A ROOM?!
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I'LL BRING
SOME BY LATER.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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OH, MY PROBLEM?
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SO IT'S MY PROBLEM
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THAT YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH STRUDWICK.
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NINA, HOW COULD
YOU TELL HIM?
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YOU TOLD HIM.
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OH, I TOLD HI--
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OH, I TOLD HIM.
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OH, DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
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VINCENT AND DOTTIE
WERE SEPARATED.
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IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
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I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW YOU THEN.
IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, ANCIENT HISTORY?
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ANCIENT HISTORY
IS DEAD PEOPLE--
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PYRAMIDS, GLADIATORS
SMITING LIONS,
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A BOTTLE OF MILK
FOR A NICKEL.
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THIS IS NOT
ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, MY GOD, I CAN
STILL SMELL HIM
ON YOU!
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ARE THERE ANY PROFESSORS
YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH?
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THERE'S A GUY
IN THE PSYCH DEPARTMENT,
BUT I THINK HE'S GAY.
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DR. WATKINS?
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NO, NO, I SLEPT WITH HIM.
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HEY, I READ
THIS CRAZY STATISTIC
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IN THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
70% OF PEOPLE OUR AGE
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ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
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AND 40%
HAVE INHALED SOLVENTS.
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REALLY. SO, UH...
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WHICH CROWD
YOU WANT TO HANG WITH?
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT WE HAVE SEX?
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WELL, YOU--
OR INHALE SOLVENTS.
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00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:05,646
YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU.
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00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,914
I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE A GENTLEMAN HERE.
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00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:11,085
WELL, THE GUYS
AT THE DEALERSHIP
WOULDN'T SELL ME A HARLEY.
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THEY SAID I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
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BUMMER. DID THEY
HAVE SOMETHING
CHEAPER?
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WELL, THEY HAD A YAMAHA,
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00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,890
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT EITHER.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU HAVE?
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I HAVE NO MONEY.
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YOU DIDN'T PLAN
THIS OUT VERY WELL,
DID YOU?
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NO, SIR, I DID NOT.
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HELLO.
SOMETHING WRONG?
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YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG,
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THANKS TO THAT MINCING
CRETIN VINCENT STRUDWICK!
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HEY, THAT'S MY DAD
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, I AM SO SORRY, HONEY.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE
SO I CAN TRASH YOUR FATHER?
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BUT WE--
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GET OUT!
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DICK!
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TOMMY...
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO BREAK THIS TO YOU.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?
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00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:56,264
NOW TRY TO STAY CALM.
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HERE IT COMES.
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7 YEARS AGO,
MY BELOVED MARY
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HAD A TORRID AFFAIR
WITH VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:05,038
OH, GOD. I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE
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00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,975
SOMETHING I CARED ABOUT.
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00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:08,609
HEY, DICK.
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:11,279
HARRY?
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00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:13,747
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY
TO HEAR SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
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00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,748
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SIT DOWN.
240
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,817
ALBRIGHT
DORKED STRUDWICK.
241
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,656
I ALMOST SAT DOWN
FOR THAT?
242
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,095
THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE.
243
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,129
NOTHING MAKES SENSE
ANYMORE.
244
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:32,099
STRUDWICK GETS
EVERYTHING I DESERVE.
245
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,901
IF IT'S NOT
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE,
246
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,735
IT'S A BOOK DEAL.
247
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,504
IF IT'S NOT A BOOK
DEAL, IT'S MARY.
248
00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:38,172
IF IT'S NOT MARY,
IT'S...
249
00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:39,773
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
250
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:43,143
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
EVEN THE SCORE.
251
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,112
YES. YES!
252
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,715
I COULD SLEEP
WITH STRUDWICK'S WIFE!
253
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:51,385
WELL, I WAS THINKING
YOU COULD GET
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
254
00:10:51,419 --> 00:10:53,587
WAIT. DICK, YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING
255
00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,689
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S
MOTHER?
256
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,758
UH-HUH.
257
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,060
DON'T YOU SEE?
ALISSA LOOKS UP TO HER MOM.
258
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:03,397
IF YOU DO THAT,
IT'LL UNDERMINE
ALL OF HER MORALITY,
259
00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:07,601
ALL OF THE VALUES
THAT SHE SPENT YEARS
TRYING TO INSTILL IN ALISSA.
260
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:12,540
THAT IS SO PERFECT!
261
00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:16,109
PAVE THE WAY
FOR THE LITTLE GUY, CALIGULA!
262
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:16,910
HEY, HEY!
263
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,011
WHAT?
264
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,680
WE COULD TAKE THEM
OUT TOGETHER!
265
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,548
WHAT COULD BE COOLER
266
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:22,616
THAN DOUBLE-DATING
WITH YOUR DAD?!
267
00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:23,484
HEY, YES!
268
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,419
YEAH!
269
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,261
HOW FAST
WILL THIS BABY GO?
270
00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:34,562
YOU WANT TO
GO FASTER, BABY?
271
00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:37,365
OH, YEAH, LET'S
GO FASTER, BABY!
272
00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:39,567
YOU GOT IT, BABY!
273
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,368
AAAH!
274
00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:43,704
REDLINE IT, BABY!
REDLINE THIS HOG!
275
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,639
THIS IS A HOSPITAL
ZONE, BABY.
276
00:11:45,673 --> 00:11:48,141
DO IT, BABY!
DO IT!
277
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,410
POP A WHEELIE!
278
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,512
YEAH!
AAAAH!
279
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:56,850
Sally: THAT'S IT, BABY.
TASTE THE ASPHALT!
280
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,887
[DOORBELL RINGS]
281
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,122
HELLO, ALISSA.
282
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,957
TOMMY FORGOT
HIS AIR FRESHENER.
283
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:04,792
HIS WHAT?
284
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,294
HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO FORGET HIS BOOKBAG,
285
00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:09,397
BUT HE FORGOT
TO FORGET IT.
286
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,898
OH, THANK YOU, DICK.
287
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,599
MM-HMM.
288
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:12,633
WELL, OK. BYE.
289
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,834
OH, UH...
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
290
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,036
IS--IS YOUR FATHER
AT HOME?
NO.
291
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,605
UH...IS--IS
YOUR MOTHER AT HOME?
292
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,507
YEAH, BUT SHE'S
IN THE SHOWER.
293
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,841
OH. IN THE SHOWER.
294
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:24,978
THEN MY WORK
IS HALF DONE.
295
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,951
[SIGHING]
296
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:41,829
AAH! OHHH!
297
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,063
HI, DOTTIE.
298
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,565
D-DR. SOLOMON?
299
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,666
OH, CALL ME DICK.
300
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,368
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
301
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:49,603
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
302
00:12:49,637 --> 00:12:50,571
LET ME EXPLAIN.
303
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,105
YOU SEE, 7 YEARS AGO,
304
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,442
YOUR HUSBAND SLEPT
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
305
00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:55,242
MARY ALBRIGHT?
306
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,445
VINCENT? SLEPT WITH MARY?
307
00:12:57,478 --> 00:12:59,347
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
308
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:02,616
BUT LET'S
ADDRESS THE SITUATION
LIKE RATIONAL ADULTS.
309
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,518
FOR THE SAKE OF BOTH
OUR RELATIONSHIPS,
310
00:13:04,552 --> 00:13:07,621
YOU AND I NEED TO SLEEP
TOGETHER. AGREED?
311
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:08,422
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
312
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,090
WELL, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
313
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,159
UH, FORTUNATELY, WE'RE
BOTH VERY ATTRACTIVE,
314
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,496
SO IT NEEDN'T BE AN
UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.
315
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,231
OH, I AM GOING
TO GET HIM!
316
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,199
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
317
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,068
WHAT SAY
WE CLIMB BACK
INTO THAT SHOWER
318
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,870
AND GET IT ON, HUH?
319
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,271
MOM?
320
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,339
OH, MY GOD!
321
00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:26,540
UH, ALISSA,
PLEASE.
322
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,909
YOUR MOTHER AND I
NEED TO MAKE LOVE.
323
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:35,148
SO, UH...
324
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,651
SHALL WE LEAVE
THESE ADULTS ALONE
325
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:40,788
AND ADJOURN
TO THE JACUZZI?
326
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,255
OHHH!
327
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,290
OHHHH!
328
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,758
OHH.
329
00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,261
WHAT JUST
WENT WRONG HERE?
330
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,997
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.
331
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,476
DOING OK
IN THERE, DONNY?
332
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,243
MMMM.
333
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,414
BOY, HE DON'T LOOK
SO GOOD, DO HE?
334
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,280
DOWN
AT THE PRECINCT,
335
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,116
THEY'RE CALLING HIM
THE HUMAN SCAB.
336
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,086
OK, HOW'S
MY PATIENT DOING?
337
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,824
WHAT? YOU MEAN
THE SKINLESS WONDER?
338
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,159
I'M REFERRING TO DON.
339
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,228
OR AS WE'RE
CALLING HIM HERE...
340
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,865
DON TARTARE.
341
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,233
OL' GRAVELBACK!
342
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,770
HOW ABOUT THE AMAZING
COLOSSAL SCAB!
343
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:32,072
I ALREADY HAD
THE HUMAN SCAB.
344
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,474
YEAH, THAT
WAS GOOD, TOO.
345
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:36,276
MINE'S JUST A BIT
MORE...CLEVER.
346
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,312
Sally: OH, DON!
347
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,649
DON! LOOK AT YOU!
348
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,283
[GROANS]
349
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,317
THAT IS DON, RIGHT?
350
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,118
YEAH.
351
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,154
OH, DON.
352
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,690
HOW IS IT
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT,
353
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,591
AND YOU LOOK
LIKE THAT?
354
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:54,962
WELL, YOU SEE, WE WERE
GOING INTO THE SKID,
355
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,329
AND...I...
356
00:14:56,363 --> 00:15:00,601
I JUST USED DONNY'S
BODY AS A SLED.
357
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,502
[GROANS]
358
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,004
OH, GOD.
HE WAS
SO HEROIC.
359
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,272
NOW LOOK
AT YOU.
360
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:10,878
OH...PRONE,
HELPLESS...
361
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,813
TIED UP.
362
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,347
SEE,
IT NEVER FAILS.
363
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,950
BABES LOVE GUYS
ON MACHINES.
364
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:17,885
WELL, THAT'S GOOD
FOR DON,
365
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:18,852
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA
BE HOOKED UP
366
00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:21,522
TO THAT
MECHANICAL BLADDER
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
367
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:24,458
I THINK IT'S SEXY.
368
00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:32,265
HAVE YOU GOTTEN
DOTTIE STRUDWICK
ON THE PHONE?
369
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,266
SHE KEEPS HANGING UP.
370
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,936
OHHH. PLEASE CLEAN UP
YOUR PHONE MANNERS, NINA.
371
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,171
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
WITH THIS WOMAN.
372
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,574
YOU'RE HAVING ME CALL
373
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,442
SO YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH HER?
374
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:43,310
OH, NINA.
375
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,012
YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT
IS SO IMPERSONAL.
376
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,180
I'LL BRING HER
FLOWERS AND CANDY.
377
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,148
NO, NO!
378
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,016
JUST FLOWERS.
379
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,884
I DON'T WANT HER FAT.
380
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:52,653
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
381
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:53,821
OH, I'M OFF
TO THE FLORIST,
382
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,188
THEN SEX WITH
DOTTIE STRUDWICK,
383
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,525
THEN, HEY,
WHAT SAY I SWING BY
AND PICK YOU UP
384
00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:59,860
FOR A CELEBRATORY
DINNER AT MARIO'S,
HUH?
385
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,962
LOVELY.
386
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,030
I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE HELL HE THINKS
387
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,199
HE'S GONNA GET
A RESERVATION AT MARIO'S--
388
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,770
NINA, WHAT DID
HE JUST SAY?
389
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,238
HE'S GOING
TO THE FLORIST.
390
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,673
NO, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER THAT,
391
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:13,874
BUT BEFORE MARIO'S?
392
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:15,408
STRUDWICK'S.
393
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,210
OH, MY GOD!
394
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,884
DOTTIE!
395
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,018
DOTTIE?!
396
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,554
ARE YOU HOME?
397
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,388
THE DOOR WAS OPEN!
398
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,456
Dick: DOTTIE?
399
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,323
ARE YOU HOME?
400
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,425
THE DOOR
WAS OPEN!
401
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,195
MARY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
402
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,096
I CAME HERE TO STOP YOU
403
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,065
FROM DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL.
404
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,600
MARY, PLEASE. IT'S
PERFECTLY RATIONAL.
405
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,102
I'M EVENING
THE SCORE
WITH STRUDWICK.
406
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,403
IT DOESN'T EVEN
INVOLVE YOU.
407
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,437
WHAT?!
408
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,674
OH, GOD. NOW I'VE GOT
TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO DOTTIE.
409
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,009
OH, NO, DON'T. I
WANT TO KEEP HER MAD.
410
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,878
ANGER BREEDS REVENGE.
411
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:52,212
Strudwick:
DOTTIE?
DOTTIE?!
412
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,248
HONEY,
THE FRONT DOOR
WAS WIDE OPEN--
413
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,184
DICK. MARY.
414
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,051
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
415
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,620
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, STRUDWICK?
416
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,221
THIS IS
MY MASTER SUITE.
417
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,289
WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU HERE?
418
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,156
I'M TRYING
TO STOP MARY
419
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,725
FROM TALKING
TO YOUR WIFE.
420
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,494
ABOUT WHAT?
OH, LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW.
421
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,662
OH, MY GOD.
422
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,330
NO, NO. SHE'S
GOT TO UNDERSTAND
423
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,000
THAT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US WAS A MISTAKE.
424
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,202
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
425
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,536
MARY, WHAT ARE
YOU THINKING?
426
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,639
WHAT IS GOING ON
OUT HERE?
427
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:19,506
HI, PUMPKIN.
428
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,408
PUMPKIN?!
WHO ARE YOU
CALLING PUMPKIN?
429
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,878
SHOULD I TURN OFF
THE JETS, DOTTIE?
430
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,748
DOTTIE, WHAT IS
OUR POOL GUY DOING HERE?
431
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,382
OH, MY GOD!
432
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,284
YOU HAVE A POOL?!
433
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,621
GOD.
434
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,556
IT'S ALL OUT
IN THE OPEN, VINCENT.
435
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,391
YOU AND YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET.
436
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,394
WE WERE SEPARATED.
IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
437
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,997
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
AT THE TIME.
438
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:45,032
OHHHHH.
439
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,401
OH, FOR GOD'S
SAKE, DOTTIE...
440
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,339
I'LL GET DRESSED.
441
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,175
WHAT A RIPOFF.
442
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,143
LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE.
443
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,010
OH, ME?
444
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:58,779
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE FLING
445
00:17:58,812 --> 00:17:59,713
WITH A MARRIED STRUDWICK
446
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:03,383
AND THEN GOT DRUNK
AND BLABBED ALL ABOUT IT.
447
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,252
OK...
448
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,787
BUT, DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
449
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,756
I HAD A LIFE
BEFORE I MET YOU.
450
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:12,059
BUT I DIDN'T.
451
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,294
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE
ON EARTH STARTED
452
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,129
WHEN I MET YOU.
453
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,432
YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT'S
BEEN MINE AND MINE ALONE.
454
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,402
IN THE "MARY" COLUMN,
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DICK, ONE,
455
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,604
STRUDWICK, ZERO.
456
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,007
AND NOW IT'S A TIE.
457
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,578
WELL, IF IT WOULD
MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
458
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,513
YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLATE
A HELL OF A LOT MORE TIMES
459
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,382
THAN HE HAS.
460
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,151
OH, MARY.
461
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,653
OH, DICK.
462
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,958
NOW LET'S
GO TO MARIO'S.
463
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,427
DICK?
464
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,095
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
465
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,830
I'M GONNA GO PEE
IN HIS POOL.
466
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,865
DICK!
467
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:53,366
RIGHT.
468
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,195
DON.
OHHH!
469
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,330
SALLY.
470
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,732
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
471
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,166
I HAD TO COME.
472
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,435
WE'VE BEEN APART
TOO LONG.
473
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,437
I MUST BE WITH YOU.
474
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,273
I DON'T HAVE
ANY SKIN.
475
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,607
OW!
476
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,177
I CAN'T RESIST YOU
ANY LONGER!
477
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,478
OHHH!
478
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,013
SHH!
479
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,483
I'LL BE GENTLE.
480
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,518
AAAAH! OOOH!
481
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,790
OHHH! OH.
AH.
482
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,562
SO, TOMMY,
HOW DID ALISSA
TAKE ALL THIS?
483
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,165
WELL, SHE
KICKED ME
484
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,667
VERY HARD.
IN THE, UH,
485
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,035
SWIMSUIT AREA.
486
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,003
OOOH.
OOOH.
487
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,272
BUT THAT COUNTS
AS SECOND BASE
ACTION, RIGHT?
488
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,274
WELL, IN MY BOOK
IT DOES.
489
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,108
YOU KNOW, THESE
TERRY-GO-ROUNDS
490
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,109
ARE REALLY
COMFORTABLE.
491
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:09,943
YEAH, THEY
REALLY ARE.
492
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:12,612
IT'S THE TOWEL
THAT WEARS LIKE A PANTS.
493
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,347
HMMM.
HMMM.
494
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,416
HEY, DICK,
YOU FEELING
ANY BETTER?
495
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,350
OHH, A LITTLE.
496
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,586
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S STILL
AN EMPTY SPACE
497
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,687
ON MY SCORECARD.
498
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,089
EVERYONE ELSE
IN THE GAME...
499
00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:23,290
EVERYONE BUT ME...
500
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,293
HAS GOTTEN
SOME FORBIDDEN NOOKIE.
501
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,194
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
502
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,161
HON, I THINK
IT'S TIME
503
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:29,329
TO LET IT GO.
504
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,597
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
505
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,432
THE PAST
IS PAST.
506
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,101
TIME ONLY MOVES
IN ONE DIRECTION
507
00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:35,936
ON THIS PLANET.
508
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,972
I JUST HAVE
TO MOVE ON.
509
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,710
OH, WHO AM
I KIDDING?
510
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,445
I CAN'T
LET IT GO!
511
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,485
[DOORBELL RINGS]
512
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,290
UH, HELLO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
513
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,892
BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S
EX-LOVER'S WIFE
514
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,727
SLEPT
WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
515
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,995
EXCUSE ME?
516
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,396
OK, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
517
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,231
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
518
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,766
THAT THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE,
519
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,734
AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US
520
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,536
TO BRING SOME MEASURE
OF JUSTICE TO THE WORLD
521
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,139
IS FOR YOU AND ME
TO MAKE LOVE.
522
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,607
Man: WHAT'S GOING
ON THERE, CARMEN?
523
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,544
HI, DICK.
524
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:22,515
NOOOOOOO!
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