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PREVIOUSLY ON
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN...
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TO REEVALUATE
YOUR MISSION,
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS ON HIS WAY TO EARTH!
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LIEUTENANT, YOU ARE
NOW OFFICIALLY...
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THE NEW
HIGH COMMANDER.
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YOU'VE
REAWAKENED
THE WOMAN IN ME.
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I THINK
I MIGHT BE...
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PREGNANT.
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AAH!
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WHOA, LOOK AT THE TIME.
I GOTTA GET GOING.
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COME ON, VICKI,
PUSH.
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I--I CAN'T.
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YES, YOU CAN.
PUSH!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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MAYBE IT DOESN'T
WANNA COME OUT!
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LET'S NOT
RUSH THINGS, OK?
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HERE, LET ME
JUST SLIDE THAT
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RIGHT BACK
IN THERE FOR YA.
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[HOARSELY]
YOU TOUCH ME...
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YOU DIE!
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[SNARLS]
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ONE MORE PUSH,
VICKI.
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[GRUNTS] UH! AH!
PUSH...
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HERE IT COMES!
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AAH!
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THERE WE ARE!
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OH...
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AAH!
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UH--UH--
I MEAN,
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AH AH...
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PLEASE
LET IT BE HUMAN.
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LET IT BE HUMAN.
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SIT DOWN.
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YOU CAN'T
TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
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OH, YES, I CAN.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
MADE ME HIGH
COMMANDER.
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OH, RIGHT.
A DRUNKEN LOUT
FROM A DISTANT GALAXY
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GOT AN EYEFUL OF
YOUR RIGHTEOUS JUGS
AND PROMOTED YOU.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S
FUNNY. AS I RECALL,
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HE PROMOTED ME
BECAUSE YOUR LEADERSHIP
WAS A DEBACLE!
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Dick: HE WAS
TOTALLY WASTED--
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HE'S OUR SUPREME
LEADER, AND--
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HEY, HEY.
WE'RE DISTURBING
ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE.
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WE'RE ONLY HUMAN.
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HE'S MY BROTHER.
WE FIGHT!
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I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT HAPPENED,
HARRY?
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IT...CAME...OUT!
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IS IT
A PURPLE TUBE?
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WELL, IT'S PURPLE,
AND IT'S SLIMY,
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AND IT'S GOT A HOSE.
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A HOSE?!
A HOSE?!
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OH, GREAT.
IT'S A MUTANT!
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ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL KIDNAP HIM
AND HIDE HIM.
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WHEN HE'S A TEENAGER,
WE'LL SET HIM FREE.
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IF HE'S REALLY
MESSED UP, WE CAN
BLAME IT ON TELEVISION.
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OK.
GOOD.
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THEY JUST BROUGHT HIM
TO THE NURSERY.
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HE IS POSITIVELY
GLOWING!
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OH!
AH...
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NOW HE'S GLOWIN'.
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LET'S GO SEE HIM!
HE'S GOT VICKI'S EYES!
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WHAT'S HE DOING
WITH VICKI'S
EYES?
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I JUST HOPE
HE'S NOT EATING
THEM. LET'S GO!
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WHICH ONE
IS HE?
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IT MUST BE HIM.
HE'S HIDEOUS.
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HEY.
THAT'S MY
DAUGHTER.
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OH, I'M--
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I'M SO SORRY.
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SHE'S HIDEOUS.
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OH, THAT'S HIM
RIGHT THERE!
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[GASPS]
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Dick:
OH, MY GOD!
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Sally: LOOK AT IT.
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Tommy: IT'S SO CUTE!
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VICKI'S BABY
IS A...BABY!
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[CHEERS]
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THANK YOU!
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AH HA HA!
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CIGARS ALL AROUND!
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. LAST NAME
DUBCEK. FIRST NAME VICTORIA.
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MM-HMM.
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OH, YEAH, NO,
THE BABY'S RIGHT HERE.
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YEAH, HIS NAME
IS ERIC TRAVIS.
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YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEN
HE GETS BACK FROM LUNCH,
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JUST TELL HIM THAT I WAS
IMPLANTED BY ALIEN SEED.
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[SHRILLY] OH!
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YEAH. AND I AM NOW
THE MOTHER
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OF A HYBRID ALIEN RACE.
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THANKS A LOT, HON.
BYE-BYE.
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WRONG NUMBER?
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NO, HARRY, I WAS TRYING
TO TALK TO A REPORTER.
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OH, REALLY?
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I THINK HE'S GONNA
BE MIGHTY INTERESTED
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IN MY TALE OF
ALIEN CONCEPTION.
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OH HO. ALIEN CONCEPTION.
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HA HA HA!
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I'M GOIN' TO THE STORE.
YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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OH, BABY, I WOULD LOVE
ANOTHER CARTON OF CIGARETTES.
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SURE. SMOKIN'
FOR TWO NOW.
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OK, HOW DOES
THIS SOUND?
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"BORN TO VICTORIA
MARIE DUBCEK,
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A HEALTHY,
TOTALLY HUMAN SON."
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WELL,
ADD ILLEGITIMATE.
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I THINK SHE'D
APPRECIATE THAT.
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THAT'S
A NICE TOUCH.
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HEY, SALLY,
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
I'M STARVING.
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I DON'T MAKE DINNER.
I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
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IF IT'S BIGGER
THAN SEA BASS,
I WON'T EAT IT.
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YOU GUYS,
I'M NOT COOKING, OK?
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I MEAN, I CAN'T
BE DISTRACTED
BY HOUSEHOLD CHORES.
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I THINK
THE HIGH COMMANDER
HAS A POINT.
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Both: THANK YOU!
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Both:
YOU BETTER MEAN ME.
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YEAH, OF COURSE
I MEANT YOU.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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HEY, HARRY,
WHERE YOU BEEN?
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OH,
AT THE HOSPITAL.
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HOW'S VICKI?
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OH, PROUD.
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PROUD, PROUD, PROUD,
PROUD, PROUD-PROUD-
PROUD-PROUD-PROUD.
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CALLIN' UP EVERYBODY AND
TELLING 'EM ALL ABOUT
LITTLE ERIC TRAVIS.
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THAT IS NICE.
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HEY!
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I GOT AN IDEA!
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JUST A WHAT IF.
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YOU KNOW HOW
WE'RE ALWAYS SAYING
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THAT WE SHOULD
TELL EVERYBODY
THAT WE'RE ALIENS?
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WE NEVER SAY THAT.
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RIGHT!
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SO IF WE BUMP INTO,
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
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SAY A REPORTER--
AND WE'VE GOT THIS
CUTE LITTLE BABY
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WITH ITS PROUD
ALIEN HERITAGE--
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I MEAN,
THINK ABOUT IT!
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EVERYBODY
LOVES BABIES NOWADAYS.
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I MEAN, WHAT BETTER TIME
FOR US TO COME CLEAN
ABOUT WHO WE REALLY ARE?
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ARE YOU INSANE?
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WHERE DID YOU GET
SUCH A STUPID IDEA?
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HA HA. I DON'T KNOW.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COME IN!
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DOOR'S OPEN!
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HELLO. I'M LOOKING
FOR A, UH...
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VICTORIA DUBCEK?
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I'M KEN FRETTS
OF THE WORLD GLOBE.
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I GOT A CALL
FROM THIS DUBCEK LADY
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ABOUT AN ALIEN BABY?
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FAMILY MEETING.
FAMILY MEETING!
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WE HAVE
A PROBLEM HERE.
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NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE FINE.
WE ALL SAW IT.
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IT'S HUMAN.
IT'S NOT A THREAT.
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WELL, MAYBE IT ISN'T.
BUT VICKI REMEMBERS
BEING IN THE SPACESHIP!
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IF HE TALKS TO HER,
WE'RE SCREWED!
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THIS GUY'S NO IDIOT.
HE WORKS FOR
THE WORLD GLOBE!
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THESE GUYS DON'T
QUIT TILL THEY
GET THEIR STORY.
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DID YOU SEE THE
PICTURES OF THAT MAN
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WITH
THE 50-POUND WART?
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I MEAN, SHOTS
LIKE THAT JUST DON'T
FALL INTO YOUR LAP!
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UH, LOOK, COULD YOU
JUST GIVE HER MY CARD?
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TELL HER I'LL
COME BACK TOMORROW.
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OK.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
I'VE GOT
A GREAT PLAN.
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WAIT. I HAVE
A BRILLIANT PLAN.
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WE ALL HIDE SOMEWHERE
UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING
BLOWS OVER.
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DAMN IT!
WHAT?
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THAT IS
A BRILLIANT PLAN.
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[CAR CHASE,
TIRES SCREECH]
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[SHOUTS] YEAH! DR. DAVIES
TOLD ME ABOUT THE MEETING,
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BUT THIS
IS NOT A GOOD TIME!
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HOLD ON.
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CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?!
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[TURNS OFF
TELEVISION]
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DON'T YOU HAVE
A PHONE AT HOME?
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
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HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO BE LIVING HERE?
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WELL, WHY?
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
ABOUT MOVING IN, ARE YA?
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WHY IS THERE LAUNDRY
HANGING IN THE HALLWAY?
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BECAUSE YOU
DON'T PUT RAYON
IN THE DRYER.
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AAH!
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Tommy: HEY!
I'M NAKED HERE!
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ALL RIGHT.
I'M TAKING A PERSONAL DAY.
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[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
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HELLO!
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HOW DID YOU
FIND US?
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I FOUND THIS NOTE
ON YOUR DOOR.
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"DEAR FRIENDS, MORMONS,
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"AND JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.
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"WE ARE NOW LIVING
IN HUFF HALL AT
PENDLETON UNIVERSITY.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL
ANY REPORTERS
WHERE WE ARE"?
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DOES ANYBODY
HAVE ANY INFO ON
THIS DUBCEK BABY?
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ANYBODY SEEN IT?
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NO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
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[ALL MUMBLING]
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IS SOMETHING
GOING ON
WITH THE BABY?
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NO, MARY!
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IT'S THE...
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FIRST BABY OF
THE MILLENNIUM!
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AND PEOPLE LIKE
TO MAKE A FUSS.
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THE MILLENNIUM'S
MONTHS AWAY.
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THAT'S NOT FOR YOU
TO DECIDE, MARY.
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LOOK, I JUST HAVE
1 OR 2 QUESTIONS--
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ME, TOO!
WHO WANTS ICE CREAM,
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AND WHO WANTS IT
NOW?!
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All: I DO! I DO!
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OK. THIS GUY
IS GOOD.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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OK, I HAVE
A PLAN.
NO, I HAVE
A PLAN!
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DAMN IT, SALLY,
I HAVE A PLAN!
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OK, OK, OK.
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CALL IT IN THE AIR.
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QUARTER.
NICKEL.
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QUARTER IT IS.
DICK, YOU GO FIRST.
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OK, LOOK.
HE'S GOT NO BABY,
HE'S GOT NO STORY.
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WE GO TO THE HOSPITAL,
STEAL THE BABY,
AND DESTROY THE RECORDS.
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SALLY, YOUR TURN?
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THAT--THAT'S WHAT
I WAS GONNA SAY.
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IS THIS HIM?
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UH, N-TOO BEEFY.
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HOW 'BOUT
THIS GUY?
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UH, YEAH.
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LITTLE LESS
CHINESE, MAYBE.
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HERE.
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MAMA, WHAT ARE
YA DOIN'?
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HE'S TOO HOT
IN THAT BLANKET.
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HE IS NOT!
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YOU SURE DO KNOW
ALL THERE IS TO KNOW
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ABOUT RAISING BABIES,
DON'T YOU?
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THAT'S HIM!
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WAIT--
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ANYONE REMEMBER
WHERE THESE THINGS GO?
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00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,833
WELL, WE KNOW
THE UGLY ONE
GOES IN THE CORNER--
234
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,035
DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
I MEAN...
235
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,003
THEY CAN SORT IT OUT
LATER WITH THE DNA.
236
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,205
Sally:
I DON'T KNOW--
237
00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:32,940
HI, DON!
238
00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:40,114
WE FOUND SOME BABIES!
239
00:09:44,152 --> 00:09:46,387
DON, THOSE BABIES
WERE COMPLETELY
DISORGANIZED.
240
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,922
WHICH IS WHY WE
WERE ALPHABETICIZING
THEM.
241
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,957
YEAH. COME ON, DON.
242
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,559
LOOK ME
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
243
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,928
AND TELL ME THAT
YOU WOULD NOT HAVE
DONE THE SAME THING!
244
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,231
WELL, I--I GUESS
I CAN SEE--
245
00:09:57,265 --> 00:09:58,666
NO!
246
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,502
SALLY, I CAN ONLY
GET YOU OUTTA
SO MANY JAMS!
247
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:04,071
JUGGLING NEWBORNS
IS AGAINST THE LAW!
248
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,411
ARE YOU SURE?
249
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,845
JUGGLING
250
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,314
NEWBORNS.
251
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,216
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO, ARREST ME?
252
00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:17,385
SALLY, I DID
ARREST YOU.
253
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:19,086
WHY?
254
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,688
JUGGLING
255
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,990
NEWBORNS!
256
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:23,491
I--
257
00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:26,093
GET OUTTA HERE!
258
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,162
IT'S MORLEY
FREAKIN' SAFER!
259
00:10:28,196 --> 00:10:30,164
SO WHA--WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
260
00:10:30,198 --> 00:10:32,132
OH, MY CAR GOT TOWED.
261
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,234
I WAS PARKED
IN AN AMBULANCE ZONE
262
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,002
WAITING FOR
THAT DUBCEK LADY
TO CHECK OUT.
263
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,370
AH, WELL.
GOOD LUCK.
264
00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:38,606
SAY, YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO HIDE HER FROM ME,
ARE YOU?
265
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,608
WE'RE NOT GONNA
TELL YOU ANYTHING
ABOUT VICKI DUBCEK.
266
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,009
WHO'S VICKI DUBCEK?
VICKI WHO?
267
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:42,776
WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
268
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,145
I DUNNO.
WAIT! SHH!
WHAT?
269
00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:46,680
I THINK IT'S
COMING FROM
OUTSIDE.
270
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:47,948
LET'S CHECK IT OUT!
271
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,218
COULD I--
All: SHH!
272
00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,885
SHH!
SHH!
SHH!
SHH!
273
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,025
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
274
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,799
A MILITARY UNIT
CAN ONLY SUCCEED
275
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,835
IF IT FOLLOWS
A SINGLE LEADER.
276
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,903
IT HAS...UNTIL NOW
277
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,072
BEEN MY PRIVILEGE
TO BE THAT LEADER.
278
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,576
BUT TODAY, SALLY,
I PASS THAT BATON
279
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:18,078
TO YOU.
280
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,214
YOU MEAN
THE BATON
281
00:11:20,248 --> 00:11:22,783
I'VE HAD
FOR 3 DAYS?
282
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,254
YES, THAT BATON.
283
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:27,488
OK, THEN.
284
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:31,325
I CANNOT BE BOTH
SECURITY OFFICER
AND HIGH COMMANDER.
285
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:35,162
THEREFORE, THE JOB
OF SECURITY OFFICER
FALLS TO YOU, DICK.
286
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,432
SECURITY OFFICER?
THAT'S A GIRLY JOB!
287
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:39,567
THAT'S AN ORDER!
288
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,802
FINE.
289
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,870
ALL RIGHT!
290
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,873
I HAVE A NEW PLAN!
291
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,708
WE JUST STAY CALM...
292
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,478
AND WE DISASSOCIATE
OURSELVES FROM VICKI.
293
00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:51,612
GOT IT.
STAY AWAY
FROM VICKI.
294
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:52,846
NO VICKI.
NO VICKI.
295
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,548
NO VICKI.
NO VICKI.
296
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,583
NO-O-O VICKI.
297
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,518
NO VICKI.
298
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,821
AHEM.
299
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,823
HELLO, VICKI.
300
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:06,159
SECURITY.
301
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,161
SECURITY!
302
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,464
EH--OH!
303
00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:13,367
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
304
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,869
WELL, SINCE MY MOTHER
INSISTS ON TELLING ME
305
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,838
HOW TO RAISE
MY OWN BABY,
306
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,907
I'VE JUST DECIDED
TO MOVE IN WITH Y'ALL.
307
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,476
VICKI, THIS
IS OUR HOME.
308
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:27,448
TRUE, WE RENT FROM
YOUR SLATTERN MOTHER,
THE TOWN SIPHON,
309
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:31,952
BUT THAT DOES NOT
ENTITLE YOU TO
IMPOSE YOURSELF ON--
310
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,857
[GIBBERISH]
311
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,992
WE'LL BE
LEAVING NOW!
312
00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:48,035
LOOK, VICKI,
I-IF IT'S JUST--
313
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,071
IT'S NOT
A REALLY GOOD...
314
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,707
AH! THAT'S
HOW THEY WORK!
315
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,110
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BREAST FEEDING
316
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:01,081
IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,
NATURAL THING
A WOMAN CAN DO.
317
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,116
I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT, WOULD YOU?
318
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,354
YOU BEIN' CHILDLESS.
319
00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,988
I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY.
320
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,791
I JUST CHOSE TO PUT
MY CAREER FIRST, OK?
321
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,530
LOOK, VICKI, THIS IS
JUST NOT A GOOD TIME
FOR US TO HAVE HOUSE GUESTS.
322
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,165
HONEY, I'M NOT GONNA
BE HERE THAT LONG.
323
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,033
I'VE GOTTA HANG AROUND
LONG ENOUGH TO TALK
324
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,069
TO THIS REPORTER
ASSOCIATE OF MINE,
325
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,305
THEN I'LL PROBABLY
DO THE TALK SHOW
CIRCUIT...
326
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:28,942
JUST ME
AND ERIC TRAVIS...
327
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,978
MY LITTLE E.T.
328
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:38,051
OK. AHEM!
A LITTLE ADJUST
TO OUR PLANS.
329
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,353
IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE STUCK
WITH VICKI,
330
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:41,655
SO, DICK, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OUT
THE REPORTER.
331
00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:46,627
OK. DINNER AND A MOVIE,
BUT I WON'T KISS HIM.
332
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,996
I MEANT KILL HIM.
333
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,764
KILL HIM? WHA--
334
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:52,232
I CAN'T DO THAT!
IT'S WRONG!
335
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,234
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
HE COULD EXPOSE US.
336
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:58,572
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S
JUST LAZY HIGH COMMANDERING.
337
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,774
DO IT!
THAT'S AN ORDER!
338
00:14:00,808 --> 00:14:02,810
OH, ALL RIGHT.
339
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,712
ORDERS ARE ORDERS.
340
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:06,480
YEAH, I'LL KILL HIM.
341
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:09,883
I'LL KILL HIM GOOD!
342
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,921
CAN'T I JUST GIVE HIM
MY PATENTED GLARE?
IT'S REALLY SCARY.
343
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,591
KILL HIM.
344
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,960
YEAH. RIGHT.
345
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,699
THANK YOU FOR,
UH,
346
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,435
COMING BY.
347
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:29,603
SO...
348
00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,505
YOU'VE GOT
THE INSIDE STORY
349
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,840
ON THIS
DUBCEK BABY?
350
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,610
OH, WE'LL HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT.
351
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,979
BUT FIRST...
352
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,483
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
JOIN ME IN A, UH...
353
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:44,485
A GLASS OF BRANDY.
354
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:46,386
NO, THANKS.
I'M DRIVING.
355
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:50,023
OH, THIS IS SPECIAL
DRIVING BRANDY.
356
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,092
JUST TRY A SIP.
357
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:09,677
YOU LOOK THIRSTY.
WHY DON'T YOU
DRINK BOTH?
358
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:12,646
NO, THANKS!
359
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,881
SO...
360
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,450
TELL ME HOW YOU
GOT STARTED
IN JOURNALISM.
361
00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:20,488
OH, I WAS WORKING
AS A FREE-LANCE
PHOTOGRAPHER IN PHOENIX.
362
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,090
JUST SO HAPPENED
A MOVIE WAS BEING SHOT.
363
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,960
IT WAS ONE OF
THE BALDWIN BROTHERS.
IT WAS--WHAT'S THAT?
364
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,396
THIS IS A, UH...
A POKER.
365
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,064
THERE'S A FIREPLACE
IN THIS OFFICE,
366
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,735
AND THIS POKER
IS PROOF.
367
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,737
YOUR STORY FASCINATES ME.
368
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,606
WHICH BALDWIN BROTHER
WAS IT?
369
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,641
I DUNNO. IT WASN'T
THE FAMOUS ONE,
370
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,743
THE ONE WHO MARRIED
THE BLONDE.
371
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,779
NOT THE ONE WHO HIT
THE PHOTOGRAPHER,
THANK GOD.
372
00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,881
BUT I GOT
A PICTURE OF HIM.
373
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:50,350
SOLD IT
TO ONE OF THOSE
SLICK MAGAZINES--
374
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,186
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?!
375
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,322
OK, SCOOP! I'M
GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU.
376
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,025
YOU'VE GOTTA
LEAVE TOWN.
WHAT?!
377
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,293
LOOK, THERE'S
NO TIME FOR GAMES.
378
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:04,264
HERE IS...$32
379
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,433
AND A CHICKEN DELICIOUS
COUPON.
380
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,971
DON'T LOOK BACK.
381
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:18,211
WELL, I DID IT.
382
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:22,883
I HAVE A MAN'S HEAD
IN THIS BOX...
383
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:26,787
WHICH I WILL NOW GO
FEED TO THE FISHES.
384
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,355
GOOD WORK.
385
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:33,226
LET'S...
HAVE A LOOK AT IT.
386
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,261
VERY WELL.
387
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,896
BUT I MUST WARN
YOU...
388
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,965
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
389
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,569
OOH!
EEH!
EEW!
390
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:42,402
OH, I GAVE IT
TO HIM.
391
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,806
I GAVE IT TO HIM
GOOD, I DID.
392
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,641
I'M PROUD OF YOU, DICK.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU
HAD IT IN YA.
393
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,076
YEAH, WELL...
394
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,511
KILLERS KILL.
395
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,014
OK, WHERE'S
THE DUBCEK KID?
396
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:57,450
OH, MY GOD!
397
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,988
THEN WHOSE HEAD
IS IN THAT BOX?!
398
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,757
THIS IS A WIG
ON A CAKE.
399
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,525
WELL, IT WAS GOING
TO BE A SURPRISE,
400
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:08,395
BUT...HAPPY
BIRTHDAY, SALLY!
401
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,363
I'LL GET SOME PLATES
AND A COMB!
402
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,235
DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.
403
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,607
YOU DISOBEYED
ORDERS, MISTER!
404
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,874
I COULDN'T DO IT!
405
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,143
FINE. I'LL
KILL HIM MYSELF.
406
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,512
YOU CAN'T KILL HIM.
YOU'RE THE HIGH COMMANDER.
407
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,346
SO?
408
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,581
HIGH COMMANDERS
ARE FORBIDDEN TO KILL.
409
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:30,718
THEY'RE CONSIDERED
UPPER MANAGEMENT.
410
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,854
FINE. I HEREBY
MAKE MYSELF
SECURITY OFFICER.
411
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,857
SO YOU'RE
SECURITY OFFICER...
AND HIGH COMMANDER?
412
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,059
OK. YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER.
I'M GONNA GO KILL
THAT GUY.
413
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,229
GOT IT. OH, AND BY THE WAY,
MY FIRST ORDER AS
HIGH COMMANDER IS
414
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,064
THAT YOU SHALL NOT
KILL THAT REPORTER.
415
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,699
NO. THEN I MAKE MYSELF
HIGH COMMANDER AGAIN--
416
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,969
UH, UH, UH.
CAN'T DO THAT,
LIEUTENANT.
417
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:52,973
OHHHHH!
418
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,743
YOU HAD THIS PLANNED
ALL ALONG!
419
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:59,246
THAT'S WHY
I'M HIGH COMMANDER.
420
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,549
AND, NO, I DIDN'T!
IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED!
421
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,619
GUYS! VICKI'S HERE.
SHE'S TALKING
TO THE REPORTER!
422
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,890
THIS IS IT?
423
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,592
THIS IS THE ALIEN
BABY?
424
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,227
YEAH.
425
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,665
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
GIVE HIM LITTLE
POINTY EARS?
426
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:20,133
PAINT HIM GREEN,
SLAP A TAIL ON HIM?
427
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,034
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING--
428
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,536
DO YOU EVEN READ
OUR NEWSPAPER?
429
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,373
I--I MOST
CERTAINLY DO!
430
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,240
AND MY STORY IS--
431
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,909
OH, I KNOW YOUR STORY.
432
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,379
YOU MET A GUY.
YOU WERE BEAMED UP.
YOU GOT PROBED.
433
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:37,084
OH--AND DON'T TELL ME.
THERE WAS ALCOHOL
INVOLVED.
434
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:37,851
ALL RIGHT.
435
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:40,487
WHO TOLD HIM MY STORY?
436
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,724
TCH! EVERYBODY
IN THE WORLD'S
TOLD ME THAT STORY.
437
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:46,760
LISTEN. YOUR BABY'S
NOT SPECIAL.
438
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,863
OH. I SEE.
439
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,665
I THINK THAT
YOU'RE GONNA BE...
440
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,968
SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE
WHEN HE BECOMES YOUR...
441
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,570
SUPREME OVERLORD.
442
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,307
OH, YES.
443
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,043
I'M SORRY. I JUST
DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
A VERY GOOD STORY.
444
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:03,576
YOU'RE RIGHT.
445
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,544
WE TRIED TELLIN' HER.
446
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,181
I, FOR ONE,
AM SHOCKED--
SHOCKED--
447
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,752
THAT A PAPER OF SUCH
HIGH JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS,
448
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:15,022
A PAPER THAT HAD
THE COJONES...
449
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:18,992
TO TELL THE WORLD
ABOUT COCOA,
THE RHYMING BISON...
450
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,729
CAN'T SEE A GREAT STORY
WHEN IT'S RIGHT UNDER
YOUR NOSES!
451
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:22,963
All: DICK!
452
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,133
ON THE OTHER HAND,
PERHAPS YOU KNOW BEST.
453
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,235
DID COCOA
GET THAT SCHOLARSHIP?
454
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,541
OH, VICKI,
I WISH YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO LEAVE.
455
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,877
OH, HARRY...
456
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,412
I CANNOT STAY
IN THIS PLACE.
457
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,081
I MUST LEAVE HERE.
458
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:43,951
YOU SEE,
MY STAR CHILD AND I
ARE DRAWN TO A PLACE
459
00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:47,287
OF COMFORT
AND SPIRITUAL BALANCE...
460
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:52,292
A PLACE WHERE WE
CAN LIVE OUT OUR...
CELESTIAL DESTINY.
461
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,362
AND WHERE'S
THAT, VICKI?
462
00:19:55,395 --> 00:20:04,271
ORLANDO.
463
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,840
I WILL
MISS YOU.
464
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:10,010
HARRY, I'M GONNA
MISS YOU, TOO.
465
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:14,247
BUT I'LL BE BACK.
466
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,517
I PROMISE.
467
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,653
VICKI?
468
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,990
YES, HARRY?
469
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:25,592
YOU FORGOT
YOUR BABY.
470
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,427
OH, BOY. HA HA.
SURE DID. HA HA.
471
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,329
SORRY 'BOUT THAT.
OK.
472
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,002
IT'S AMAZING.
473
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:36,403
AFTER ALL
THESE YEARS,
474
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,704
WE'VE ACTUALLY
PLAYED A PART
475
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,440
IN BRINGING
A NEW LIFE
ONTO THIS PLANET.
476
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,175
SO WE'RE KIND OF LIKE
THE AUNTS AND UNCLES.
477
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:46,413
MMM. THAT MEANS WE'LL
BE SEEING EACH OTHER
AROUND THE HOLIDAYS.
478
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,448
YEAH.
479
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,118
THIS KID IS GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH THAT WE NEVER HAD.
480
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:52,552
HE'LL ACTUALLY
GROW UP HERE.
481
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,487
HE WON'T MAKE ALL
THE MISTAKES WE MADE.
482
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,156
WE DIDN'T MAKE
A LOT OF MISTAKES.
483
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,757
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
484
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:00,660
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE TIME THAT WE THOUGHT
THE PHONE WAS A FIRE ALARM
485
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:05,132
AND ANY TIME SOMEONE CALLED,
WE'D RUN OUTSIDE
IN OUR UNDERPANTS?
486
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:08,501
OR WHAT ABOUT THE TIME
WE TRIED TO BUST OPEN
THE TELEVISION SET
487
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,870
BECAUSE WE WANTED
TO MEET THE JEFFERSONS?
488
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:11,438
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
489
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,173
BUT DICK STOPPED US
490
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,676
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT
THE FLINTSTONES TO ESCAPE!
491
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,346
OUR MODERN WORLD
WOULD HAVE
TERRIFIED THEM.
492
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,448
THEY HAD CARS.
THEY WERE VERY EVOLVED.
493
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,550
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