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Okay, team, The Weeknd
just announced a super-secret show,
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and tickets go on sale
tonight at 9:00 p.m.
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Now, if we're gonna get 'em,
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we have to execute our plan
perfectly. Neil?
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At 8:50, I will enter
my exclusive access code,
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which I have written
on this hand.
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Nothin' there.
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Which I have written
on this hand.
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-Ivy?
-Once that's done,
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I will put in
my mom's credit card number,
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which I have been
authorized to use
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up to a certain amount.
No merch.
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Then at exactly 8:59
and 59 seconds,
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I will choose our seats
and press enter.
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Then guess
who's going to The Weeknd?
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Ya girl's going
to The Weeknd!
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What?
How'd you get tickets?
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They're not even on sale yet.
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Paige's mom
works at the venue.
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She got us VIP tickets.
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Paige was allowed
to take one friend,
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and she chose me!
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You know, it's good to have
VIP friends. No offense.
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(laughing) Alice!
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My favorite cousin!
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Have I told you how much
of my favorite cousin you are?
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Forget it.
Paige can't get you tickets.
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Well, now you're
my second favorite cousin.
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Well, I might be
second favorite cousin,
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but I'm first row
at The Weeknd! Chumps.
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Did she just call us chumps?
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(theme music playing)
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? Ha-ha!
Lemme tell ya somethin' ?
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? Had my vision
all worked out ?
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? But then life had
other plans ?
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? Tell 'em, Mom ?
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? It's crazy when
things turn upside down ?
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? But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ?
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? New city
I'm finding my way ?
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-? It's gonna take some time ?
-? Yeah, we're gonna be okay ?
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-? Ya know I got you, right? ?
-? It might be wild ?
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? But ya know
that we make it work ?
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? We're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ?
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-? C'mon! ?
-? It's Raven's Home ?
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-? We get loud! ?
-? Yeah, Raven's Home ?
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-? It's our crowd! ?
-? Might be tough ?
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? But together
we make it look good ?
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? Down for each other
like family should ?
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-? It's Raven's Home ?
-? When it's tough ?
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-? Yeah, Raven's Home ?
-? We got love ?
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? 'Cause no matter the weather
ya know we gon' shine ?
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? There for each other
ya know it's our time ?
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(laughing) Yep! That's us.
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??
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??
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Okay. All we have to do
is hit enter,
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and those tickets
will be ours.
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Yes.
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-We're in...
-IVY AND NEIL: Yes!
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-...line.
-Argh!
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There's a queue.
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There are 2,001 people
ahead of us.
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VICTOR: How's it goin'
with the tickets?
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Terrible.
It's going to take forever!
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Well, don't give up.
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One of my favorite memories
from high school
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is when Chelsea,
Eddie, and I
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went to the Boyz 'N Motion
concert.
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(squeals) That was a night
I'll never forget.
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Also--Also the night
I was banned
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from the San Francisco
Civic Auditorium.
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So that's why we couldn't go
see the Harlem Globetrotters.
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I got a concert memory
I will never forget.
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It was 1981.
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The crowd was cheering,
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and my track suit
was funky fresh! And then--
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And as much as I wanna hear
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about the funky fresh
olden days,
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we can't risk falling asleep.
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Yeah, Dad, let's let them
have their time
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-and we can go to bed.
-I'm not sleepy yet.
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Why don't you tell yourself
that concert story?
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You'll fall asleep.
Let's go.
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(computer chimes)
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Ooh! The line moved.
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We're gonna have to stay up all night
to get those tickets.
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Then we're
staying up all night.
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??
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(snoring)
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Hey, what're you guys
still doin' here?
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Is it morning?
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Yeah!
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Did you guys get tickets?
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ALL THREE:
The tickets!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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We missed our chance!
Get back in line and refresh!
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-Refresh, refresh.
-It's sold out.
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This is a nightmare!
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Well, I can
get you three tickets...
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to some pancakes.
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Really? Grandpa? Jokes?
At a time like this?
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But we will take
those pancakes, though.
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I can't believe
we're not going.
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You know, this was supposed
to be the night of our lives.
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(whooshing)
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This is definitely a night
we'll never forget.
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??
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You guys, I just had
a vision of us at the concert!
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How do we get the tickets?
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It was a vision, Ivy.
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You know I have no clue!
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But we can't give up.
Let's go!
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You're right, let's take
those pancakes to go.
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Hey.
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I--I need your help
picking an outfit for the concert.
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Should I wear
this purple shirt,
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this purple shirt,
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or this purple shirt?
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Why don't you wear
the blue one we just bought?
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I can't wear blue.
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Paige and I agreed that
we would wear purple tops,
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white shoes,
and a purple scrunchie.
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I mean, how else will people
know we're best friends?
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I guess
you could've made signs.
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You don't think
that would be too extra?
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I thought
that would be too extra.
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Now I'm thinking
we should make signs!
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Okay. (Chuckling)
Hold on now. Calm down.
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I didn't know
you and Paige were so tight.
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Of course, we are.
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I mean, we sit together
at lunch every day,
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and of everyone,
she picked me to go to the concert.
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-We even finish each other's--
-Sentences?
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Whoa, now, Auntie Rae.
Only Paige gets to do that.
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So what time
is Paige's mom coming
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to pick you up
for the concert?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I texted Paige,
but she never texted me back.
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You're gonna have
so much fun.
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I remember my first concert--
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-(phone chimes)
-No time, Pop-Pop. It's Paige!
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What's wrong?
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-She uninvited me.
-What?
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She said she was taking me
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because her friend Sarah
was out of town,
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but Sarah came home early
so Paige is taking her.
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I am so sorry, Alice.
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Who... Who needs concerts?
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You can stay at home with me.
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We'll play cards.
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I'll throw some salami
on a cracker.
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I'll even wear purple.
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That's okay, Pop-Pop.
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I think
I just wanna be alone.
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Okay, that hurt my heart.
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We can cheer her up.
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You get the cards.
I'll get the salami.
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Enough with the salami, bruh!
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??
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Hey, good news!
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Dave has three tickets
to The Weeknd concert!
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-That's great!
-Also, bad news,
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they're not for sale.
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He's taking his fianc�e
and her mother.
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Why didn't you
tell me that first?
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'Cause I wanted you
to feel the joy
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of having tickets
for one second, like I did.
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I miss that feeling.
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I don't get it.
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Your vision said
we were going to that concert.
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There's no way anyone's gonna
give up their tickets.
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Oh, what just happened?
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Apparently, Dave's fianc�e saw a text
from his ex-girlfriend,
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even though he said
they don't talk anymore.
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What? I read lips.
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Good to know.
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So did we just get tickets
to The Weeknd?
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Well, Dave's fianc�e,
Sharon, said
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she and her mother
would never go to a concert
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with a man
who lies and cheats.
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Or likes his sheets.
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That last part
was hard to read.
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This is amazing!
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I mean,
not for Dave and Sharon,
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but we're going
to the show!
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NEIL:
Move it, Dave!
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Guys, I found a way
to get tickets.
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No need.
We got tickets from Dave.
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Oh. Well, that is good news,
because for my thing,
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we were gonna have
to do something pretty dark.
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I told you guys
this was gonna work.
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This is gonna be
the best night of our lives.
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Uh, Booker, I think
they're getting back together.
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NEIL:
Huh!
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So Dave's sister and his ex
have the same name.
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So the text his fianc�e saw
was actually from his sister.
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Oh, what?
You don't read lips?
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You think
he forgot about the tickets?
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I guess not.
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All right, Neil, looks like
we're doing your thing.
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NEIL:
Okay.
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But...
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you two can't tell anyone
where we're going.
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Well, we don't know
where we're going.
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(whispering) Ivy gets it.
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Tasha, I know you'd never
invite me to a concert
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and then take another doll.
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What's that?
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Depends on who it is?
Girl, that's cold.
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Look at her. Poor baby.
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I can't believe that
ticket taker-backer Paige
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uninvited her
to the concert.
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You know what?
I'm calling Paige's mama.
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No, I'ma call the principal.
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Wait a minute!
I'ma call the police.
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Rae, that's not gonna
do anything.
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Oh, you thinkin'
I should call the FBI?
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Yeah, we goin' federal
with this one!
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I just hate
seeing her so sad.
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She was really excited
to go to that concert.
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I know it's tough.
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It was always hard
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seeing you upset
when you were little,
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especially knowing
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there was nothing
I could do to fix it.
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Sometimes you just gotta
let it work itself out.
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You're not gonna let it
work itself out, are you?
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You know I'm not
about to do that, Daddy.
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Alice, how would you like
to see The Weeknd from backstage?
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(gasps) You know someone
who can get us backstage?
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No, but you know someone
who can get us backstage.
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-Is it you?
-It's me!
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??
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Hey, we have
to get rid of our phones?
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Where are we?
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Just stay cool.
Follow me.
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ANNOUNCER:
Ooh, he's on his back.
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Looks like
he's not getting up!
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And... it's over, folks!
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God, why did you
bring us here?
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There's this punk
named Andie
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who has three tickets
to the show.
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If you wanna go
to that concert,
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we got to take
that loudmouth down.
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Whoa, whoa, Neil, Neil,
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there's no concert tickets
worth fighting over.
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What? No.
I'm not gonna fight for it.
248
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No, I'm gonna race for it.
249
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,475
Well, I'm not.
250
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,968
Donashello is!
251
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,220
Any other takers?
252
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,596
Anybody else wanna
come up here
253
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,640
and try
to get these tickets?
254
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,651
Yeah, I'll take
some of that action.
255
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,478
Oh, look who decided
to show his face.
256
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,814
You wanna
get dusted again, Neil?
257
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,075
Oh, not today, Andie.
258
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,026
Donashello and I
have been training hard.
259
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,319
You can't tell,
260
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,205
but she is shredded
under that shell.
261
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,073
We're taking you down.
262
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,368
All right, if you win,
you get these tickets.
263
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,788
But if I win,
you know what I want.
264
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,040
Wh--Wh--Wh--
What does she want?
265
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,801
Don't worry about it.
266
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,971
I'm not gonna lose.
Let's do this.
267
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,927
All right, buddy.
No pressure.
268
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,512
But the only thing
standing between my friends
269
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,931
and the best night
of our lives is this race.
270
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,942
But, again, no pressure.
271
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,853
You here to run your mouth
or run this race?
272
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,322
Can't I do both?
273
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,735
(buzzer buzzing)
274
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,945
Go, Donashello!
Mama needs tickets.
275
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,247
And so does Daddy!
276
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,916
I just made it weird,
didn't I?
277
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,545
Look at her go!
She's like lightning!
278
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,128
H--H--How long
does this usually take?
279
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,630
Well, last time,
she finished in 10 flat.
280
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,141
Hours or days?
281
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,844
??
282
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,971
This is so exciting,
Auntie Rae!
283
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,639
You know, I'm glad
Paige uninvited me.
284
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,600
Being backstage
is gonna be way better!
285
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,809
So what's the plan?
286
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,061
Alice, please.
287
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,146
I have my own TV show, okay?
288
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,774
I'm a celebrity, all right?
289
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,983
The rules
are different for us.
290
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,453
Just follow me.
We'll walk right in.
291
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,988
You're not on the list.
You're not coming in.
292
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,583
I don't care
if you are Tom Holland.
293
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,502
(bouncer grunts)
294
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,428
We gon' need a new plan.
295
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,724
??
296
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,928
Hey, hey, the racers are
nearing the finish line.
297
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,188
Where's Ivy?
298
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,890
You bought a T-shirt?
299
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,517
I thought your mom said
you couldn't buy merch.
300
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,735
Don't worry.
301
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,153
I bought her one too.
302
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,938
Donashello's winning!
303
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,981
Those tickets
are as good as ours!
304
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,576
Look at her! There's no way
she can lose now!
305
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,414
??
306
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,007
No!
307
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:34,262
No!
308
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,146
I won!
309
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,265
Looks like
I'm going to The Weeknd,
310
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,100
and I got a prom date.
311
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,643
Right, Neil?
312
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,562
That was the agreement.
313
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,064
I will unblock your number
so we can discuss the details.
314
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,400
Oh, and
get Donashello a sitter,
315
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,494
you're gonna be out late!
316
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,406
Wait, she's gonna be
your date?
317
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,076
Hey, I knew the risks
going in, all right?
318
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,161
Look, when you turtle race,
319
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,297
you either go big
or you go to prom.
320
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,466
I guess we're not going
to that concert after all.
321
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,720
Hey, wait, I've got,
like, 40 messages from Dave.
322
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,838
He and his fianc�e
broke up again.
323
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,840
He left us his tickets
at the box office!
324
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,383
Wait--Well,
we only have 15 minutes.
325
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,968
We have to get there
before they shut the doors!
326
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,762
And before Dave and Sharon
fall in love again
327
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,314
and ruin our night.
Let's go!
328
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,567
??
329
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,229
I can't believe you just
had this outfit in your car.
330
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,566
Alice, a woman should
never be without lipstick,
331
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,109
strong breath mints,
332
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,413
and a disguise kit
with at least seven wigs.
333
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,907
So how am I getting
into this concert?
334
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,369
Well, I'm going
to pose as Tugboat.
335
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,037
(in a deep voice)
Yeah, I'm a seasoned roadie
336
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,248
that's been on tour
with the likes of Pink Floyd
337
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,125
and--and Pit Bull. Yeah.
338
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,461
The road is my only life.
339
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,765
I got no home.
I got no family.
340
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,101
(in normal voice)
I got no health insurance.
341
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,512
Okay, so--
So what's my backstory?
342
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,022
You're crate.
343
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,765
Get in!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
344
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,100
So here's
what's gonna happen.
345
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,142
We're gonna get in there,
346
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,602
I'm gonna open it up,
let you out.
347
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,188
And bam!
Backstage at The Weeknd!
348
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,357
Auntie Rae,
can't I just be a roadie?
349
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,608
(in a deep voice) Little girl.
350
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,235
That's against union rules.
351
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,997
And the name is Tugboat.
352
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,065
(in normal voice)
Good in there?
353
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,909
(squeals) Okay.
354
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,295
Get ready, Alice.
We're getting in, okay?
355
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,131
(clears throat)
356
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,213
(in a deep voice) Hey, what's up, brother?
How you doing?
357
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,631
Yeah, cool. So listen.
358
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,050
I got a crate here
full of, uh, extension cords
359
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,469
for The Weeknd's air fryer,
360
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,763
uh, mini toaster,
and mini fridge.
361
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,849
You know the rock stars
and their small appliances.
362
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,100
(chuckling)
You know what I mean?
363
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,810
Oh, thanks, man. Yeah.
364
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,687
Ooh, it's heavy!
I'll do it, though.
365
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,772
Don't worry about it, bro.
I got it, right?
366
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,283
Equality, man. Equality.
367
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,821
Man, I love roadie life.
368
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,708
Making sure the amps are amped
and the speakers speaking.
369
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,035
This guy knows.
You know, right, bro?
370
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,503
Yeah, you do. Yeah.
371
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,636
(in normal voice) Right.
Coast is clear, Alice. Here we go.
372
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,295
Hey, I need you
to come with me.
373
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,671
(in a deep voice)
Yeah, yeah, fo sho, man.
374
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,006
But, um,
can I bring my crate?
375
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,841
What? No.
376
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,134
Rooster'll take the crate.
377
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,302
I need you
to pull some stingers.
378
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,762
Direct support
goes on in 30.
379
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,513
Yeah, uh--Hey, hey, hey, bro,
you can't take this.
380
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,849
There's a really important
piece of equipment in there.
381
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,310
Don't worry.
Rooster's real careful.
382
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,686
Okay. All right.
383
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,355
-(thuds)
-Oh, careful, Rooster!
384
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,857
Those extension cords are as delicate
as a 10-year-old girl,
385
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,827
which... they are... not.
386
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,154
Hey! I need you
to plug this in.
387
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,531
RAVEN: Yeah, for sure.
I will plug that in.
388
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,293
Where's the plug at?
Where is it?
389
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,869
Where is the plug?
390
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,171
-Up there.
-Where?
391
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,089
Oh, my.
Alice, hold on!
392
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,058
Auntie Tugboat's
comin' for you.
393
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,885
??
394
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,013
Come on, Booker. We only got 11 minutes
until the concert starts.
395
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,473
Oh, we're really flying now.
396
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,642
Look at all that steam
coming out the engine.
397
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,112
There's not supposed to be steam
coming out the engine.
398
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,647
In that case,
we have a problem.
399
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,773
(engine sputters)
400
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,076
The car is dead!
What do we do now?
401
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,903
We find a new set of wheels.
402
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,998
All right, don't worry, Janine,
okay?
403
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,532
Daddy will be back.
404
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,117
You are making it weird again.
405
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,669
My bad.
406
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,207
??
407
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,792
-You plug in that cable?
-Yeah, sure did.
408
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,918
I don't know
what I plugged it into.
409
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:43,836
I had my eyes closed.
410
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,305
Tugboat don't do heights.
411
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,715
-All right, well, now I need--
-Uh, you know what, brother?
412
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,675
No. I'm not gonna do that.
413
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,803
Because I am late
for my break.
414
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,388
Unless you wanna
pay me overtime.
415
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,015
Whoa, whoa. We don't use
the O-word around here.
416
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,599
-Okay, get to breaking.
-Okay. Good.
417
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,985
Break on.
418
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,321
I gotta find Alice.
419
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,314
Hey, great idea, Ivy!
420
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,367
We're definitely gonna make
The Weeknd now!
421
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,111
Booker, why're you stopping?
422
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,446
My battery's going dead.
423
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,040
Go--Go ahead.
I'll catch up.
424
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,950
Oh, no, mine's dying too!
425
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,952
Don't worry,
I'll get those tickets
426
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,620
and I'll hold
the door open for ya.
427
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,549
I'm coming, The Weeknd!
428
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,219
And... my battery died,
didn't it?
429
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,096
Yeah.
430
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,974
-What now?
-I know. Follow me.
431
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,646
??
432
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:59,003
(train rattling)
433
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,008
??
434
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,326
??
435
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,877
(Alice grunting)
436
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,753
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
The Weeknd!
437
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,089
-(music playing)
-(crowd cheering)
438
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,349
Yes!
439
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,895
RAVEN: Alice, there you are.
Thank goodness!
440
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,347
This is awesome!
The Weeknd is right there!
441
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,349
I know. I told you
my disguise would work.
442
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,684
Do they always work?
443
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,195
(sputters) Enough.
To where I keep on doing it.
444
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,079
You good?
445
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,780
Yeah.
446
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,658
Yeah, I'm backstage
at The Weeknd,
447
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,127
having a great time.
448
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,746
This is better
than VIP seats.
449
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,048
Having a great time.
450
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,300
No, you're not.
451
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,877
No, I'm not.
452
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,086
I--I don't understand.
453
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,181
I'm at the concert,
so why am I still sad?
454
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,643
Well, maybe
it's not about the concert.
455
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,063
It's about you going
to the concert with Paige.
456
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,766
What did I do? Why does she not wanna
go to the concert with me?
457
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,684
No, no, no. It has nothing
to do with you.
458
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,236
This is not about you, okay?
459
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,104
It still hurts.
460
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,106
Of course, it hurts.
And I hate that.
461
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,274
That's why
I brought you here,
462
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,859
so you don't have
to think about it.
463
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:54,860
Yeah.
464
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,445
And it worked.
465
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,914
For a second.
466
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,291
Yeah, I had a lot of time
to think in that crate.
467
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,285
The truth is
you're growing up,
468
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,620
and a lot of things
are gonna happen,
469
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,172
and it's going to hurt.
470
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,457
Mm, I guess
my dad was right.
471
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,719
I can't fix it, but I could
always be here for you.
472
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,879
Well, if you gotta hurt,
473
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,339
hurting backstage
at The Weeknd
474
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,674
is a pretty good place
to do it.
475
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,184
Okay!
476
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,052
Thanks for being there
for me, Auntie.
477
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,354
Always and forever.
478
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,764
What do you think
you're doing?
479
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,099
(in a deep voice) You know,
we just chilling back here.
480
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,600
You know, kick--kicking it.
481
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,726
About to get kicked out of here.
482
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,353
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up.
483
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,605
-You are forgetting something.
-What's that?
484
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,608
Your union-mandated break.
485
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:35,901
Oh, good looking out,
Tugboat.
486
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,903
Ha-ha!
I'll be back in 15.
487
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,987
-Okay.
-20, tops.
488
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,155
(chuckles) Right.
489
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,407
(in normal voice)
You know what that means?
490
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,491
We got 19 minutes to dance.
491
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,793
Yeah!
492
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,296
??
493
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,918
??
494
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,255
Booker!
You don't have to carry me.
495
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,090
I just said
I had to stop and tie my shoe.
496
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,550
Yeah, and I said
there's no time!
497
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,227
Ivy, move it!
498
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,221
(panting)
You guys, it's too late.
499
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,723
No. No, don't give up.
500
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,016
I can carry you too.
Get on Neil's back.
501
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,475
-Yeah.
-No. No, no. No.
502
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,194
It's 8:00.
They won't let us in.
503
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,405
We're not going
to the concert.
504
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,909
I don't get it.
505
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,871
My vision said we were supposed to be
at that concert.
506
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,000
All I wanted is for us to have a night
we would never forget.
507
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,201
Well, I know
I'll never forget
508
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,713
Ivy dangling
from that pedicab.
509
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,465
That was embarrassing.
510
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,761
Thank you so much for driving.
Five stars.
511
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,755
Yeah? Well, I'm not the one
who got a prom date
512
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,641
by losing
an underground turtle race.
513
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,645
Did I lose
or did Donashello throw it?
514
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,648
All right, she's been trying
to get Andie and I together for a while.
515
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,650
Haven't you, girl?
516
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,227
Oh, yeah,
and when Janine broke down,
517
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,645
I thought Booker's head
was gonna explode.
518
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,907
Hey--Hold on.
I kept it cool.
519
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,243
Okay, I could've kept it
a little cooler.
520
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,705
Hey, you know what?
521
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,615
I don't think getting
into that concert
522
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,876
was supposed to be
our big senior year memory.
523
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:11,089
I think the crazy day we just had
trying to get in was.
524
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,790
Yeah.
525
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,699
This is definitely
a night we'll never forget.
526
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,127
Hey, Neil, have you been
wearing Donashello
527
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,721
under your shirt all day?
528
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,224
Well, I wear Donashello
under my shirt every day.
529
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,267
Good... to... know.
530
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:30,858
(concert crowd cheering)
531
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,113
??
532
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,148
I never realized going to concerts
makes you so hungry.
533
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,566
It's not the going
that makes you hungry,
534
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,285
it's the getting chased out.
535
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,738
Now that you're home,
536
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,958
I'm gonna tell you about
my favorite concert memory.
537
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,200
-I'm good.
-I'll pass.
538
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,585
Don't do that.
539
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,495
You're in my house,
eating my food.
540
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,506
You gonna listen to my story.
541
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,342
It was 1981.
542
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,136
The room was packed.
543
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,837
The crowd was wild.
544
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,131
And Run-DMV was about
to take the stage.
545
00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:04,466
Dad, I think
you mean Run-DMC.
546
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,969
When I was in it,
it was called Run-DMV.
547
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,095
And in case
you haven't caught up,
548
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,181
the V stood
for your boy... Victor.
549
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,391
Wait a minute. Hold on.
550
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,810
How did I not know
you were in Run-DMC?
551
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,854
Because you never let me
finish the story!
552
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,063
(chuckling) Hold up.
553
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,231
Are you trying to say
you were a rapper?
554
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,867
You tell me.
555
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,110
??
556
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,361
? I was walking
down the street ?
557
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,738
? And saw a honey
named Tanya ?
558
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,823
? She was hot and fresh
like my mama's lasagna ?
559
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,158
Okay. Okay, man.
560
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,242
That's my mama
you talking about.
561
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,660
And my granny!
562
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,786
? I smelled her perfume ?
563
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,038
? It was nice and fruity ?
564
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,456
? And when she walked away
I saw her-- ?
565
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,459
Okay! Okay.
You two, up into the bed!
566
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,877
Y'all just--Night-night.
567
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,179
And you...
568
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,005
You, sir,
you gon' call my mama
569
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,882
and apologize
for getting nasty.
570
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,185
---oOo---
571
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,171
---oOo---
572
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:19,771
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