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Adult Adam: Back in
the '80s, they combined
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the two greatest
things in the world...
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music and television.
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We all remember our
favorite veejays introducing
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the coolest videos
on a constant loop.
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The budgets were as
high as the hair,
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and the animation
ranged from dancing cats
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to hunky cartoon boyfriends.
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And no one was more addicted
to it than me and my sister.
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I can't decide whether that guy's hotter
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as a human or a cartoon.
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If Jessica rabbit taught
us anything... cartoon.
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I mean, what did we even
do before MTV existed?
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I think we just listened
to music like animals.
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- Hey!
- Get out!
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You've been watching this music
MTV television for six hours.
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Enough is enough. Go do your homework.
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Well, if you think about
it, I'm gonna be a musician,
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so this is my homework.
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And if you really think about it,
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my life's passion is making films,
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so this is my homework, too.
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Well, my passion is snuggies,
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which I'm gonna shower you with
if you don't leave right now.
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Go before I kiss your belly.
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[Smooching]
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And you... have you even looked
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at the college catalogs I brought you?
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Actually, I have,
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and I've narrowed it
down to my top choices.
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[Laughing] Oh, yes! It's happening!
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You're growing up.
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Oh, no. It's happening.
I'm not ready for this.
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Make time stop. Make it stop!
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Focus!
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Okay, one option is the
London Conservatory of Music.
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Ocean between us... pass.
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There's also an awesome
music program at UCLA.
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Country between us... pass.
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Boston School of Music.
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A Connecticut between us... pass.
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- Mom.
- What about something here in town,
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like the prestigious
Jenkintown Funk Academy?
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That's the dance studio/karate dojo
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next to the Mattress Store.
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[Sighs] There's got to be something
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within driving distance.
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Well, I guess Juilliard is in New York.
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That's my dream school, but no one gets in.
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[Gasps]
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We're going to Juilliard.
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Okay, stop.
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That's the best school in the country.
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Best for you, closest for me.
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I am gonna make this happen.
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I'm not getting in.
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We're going to Juilliard.
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It's impossible.
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We're going to Juilliard!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless I
feel the need to say
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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Synced & Corrected by Laulau
www.addic7ed.com
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It was may 6, 1980-something.
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The school day was going
off without a hitch
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all thanks to the watchful
eye of Principal Earl Ball.
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Let's go, youngsters.
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Activate those legs so we
can activate those minds.
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Ooh, yes.
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That's definitely going
into "Earl's pearls."
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[Bang, clatter]
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Aah! Oh.
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Hello there, sir.
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Um, there was a spill in science lab.
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And we needed a mop.
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We were kissing. She's pretty.
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Why did you call me
when it's usually my wife
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who handles this annoying school crap?
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Well, truthfully, I couldn't reach her.
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And more truthfully,
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I didn't try because she scares me.
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Bill: Sorry I'm late.
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We're having a sale down at the...
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son of a bitch.
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Oh, this guy.
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And that guy was Lainey's dad,
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my father's archenemy, Bill Lewis.
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Look, I called you both in here today
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because we need to talk about
what's going on with your kids.
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There's nothing going on,
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because I very clearly and
emphatically forbade it.
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Well, for the third time this week,
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I caught them canoodling in secret.
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It's unacceptable.
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We have a saying in Texas...
"don't blame the armadillo.
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Blame the armadillo's dumb father."
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Oh-ho.
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We have a saying here...
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you're bald.
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I'll have you know, the ladies love it.
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- Eh?
- Okay.
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What is happening here right now?
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I'll tell you what's happening.
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This schmuck lives in Philadelphia,
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yet he roots for the Dallas cowboys.
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Who does that?
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Red-blooded Americans,
that's who does that.
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Got to say, it surprises me,
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this friction that exists
between the two of you,
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considering how similar you are.
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- Please.
- Come on.
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No, no, no.
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For example, you're both fathers.
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You're both small-business owners.
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You both seem very angry.
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- That is true.
- I'll give you that.
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And you're both football fans.
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Now, this is a bond which I can respect
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as a lifelong fan of the
New York football Giants.
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Whoa, you're a Giants fan?
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Why the hell do you live in Philadelphia?
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He's got a point.
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Unlike the Giants last season.
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[Both laugh]
-Hey-oh! Whoa!
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For your information, we
won the conference last year,
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so suck it!
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So what I actually mean to
say is that it's always easier
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to get along than be short with each other.
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And that is one of "Earl's pearls"
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you can take to the bank.
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Well, thank you for your wise advice
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and, uh, the Giants suck.
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Yeah. They suck so hard.
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But good luck next season.
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Whoops.
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That day, my dad and
Bill Lewis discovered
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their mutual hatred of the Giants
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wasn't the only thing
they had in common.
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What are you doing here?
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Everyone knows it's the best bar
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across the street from the school.
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Do you know how I discovered this place?
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Last year's Christmas concert...
I bailed at intermission.
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You lasted a lot longer than I did.
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Woof!
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40 kids playing "Jingle
Bells" on the clarinet?
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I mean, how does that ever end well?
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I'll tell you how it ends...
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with five of these, Bill.
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[Laughs] You got that right, Murray.
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Hey, "Bill Murray," like the Ghostbuster.
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[Both laugh]
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That's funny. I love Bill Murray.
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Oh, he's the best.
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- Remember, uh, "Caddyshack"?
- Yeah.
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[As Carl Spackler] "Cinderella story.
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Used to be a greenskeeper,
about to be masters champion.
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Got about an eight iron, I think.
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It's in the hole." [Both laugh]
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"It's in the hole. I'm in 'stripes.'"
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[Normal voice] Wow. That is terrible.
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Yeah. Impressions aren't my thing.
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[As Carl Spackler] "Well, at
least you got that going for you."
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As my dad started to break
the ice with his archnemesis,
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my mom was heating up her quest
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to make Erica's dream
of Juilliard come true.
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Mrs. Goldberg, I understand that
the college admissions process
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can be a very scary journey.
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The best thing I can
say is I'm scared, too.
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Honestly, it is hard out there.
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Wow. That's your opening?
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I'm sorry. I've been up
for the past 26 hours.
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I have a sick parrot at home.
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Well, the good news is, we've narrowed down
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our top choice to Juilliard.
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I know it's long shot,
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but do you think I have
a chance of getting in?
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Absolutely.
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Erica, you can do anything
that you set your mind to.
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It's like my posters say...
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"Keep reaching for the
stars," "Hang in there,"
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and that's the band Rush.
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That's because I'm the
cool guidance counselor
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who shows up at the school basketball games
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in a casual polo.
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See, Erica? This can happen.
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This is so cool. [Laughs]
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Well, I'm gonna go work on
my audition. Thanks, Mom.
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[Chuckles] Oh, that's the spirit.
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You can do anything you
want... anything at...
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ah, yeah, she ain't gonna get in.
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Excuse me?
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Look, Erica is very talented,
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but Juilliard is another level, okay?
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They only take the best of the best.
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And that's my daughter.
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Okay, let me break it down for you.
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Imagine all of the best people in a room.
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They only pick the best
of those best people.
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- My daughter.
- Okay.
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Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
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- We start with the best.
- My daughter.
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Not just at this school,
but of all the people...
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the whole world.
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They only pick the best
of those best people.
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So, when can we take a tour?
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You know, maybe a visual aid
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might help you understand
this a little bit better.
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[Click] [Cello plays]
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This is Patty Snitzenberg.
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She wrote this piece.
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She carved the cello.
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She's also blind.
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And they rejected her
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like the cold sons of
bitches that they are.
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Well, Erica is getting into Juilliard.
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You want to know why?
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'Cause I will make it happen. [Chuckles]
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You don't know the things
I've done for my children.
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You don't want to know.
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- I kind of want to know.
- You cannot know.
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Look, this has happen.
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I convinced her to apply. I gave her hope.
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Yeah, I used to have a
"hope" poster up there, too.
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Then I realized it was giving the kids
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too much unrealistic hope.
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But with my mom in charge,
we didn't need hope.
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Meanwhile, my dad was charged
up on his new friendship.
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Look at you handsome fellas.
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The hell's the matter with you?
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Yeah.
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You seem happy when you
should be super angry with me.
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Nah. You're a cute kid.
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What?
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Okay, what's going on here?
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Nothing. I just had lunch with Bill Lewis.
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You know, once you get past
the shiny head... not so awful.
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Oh, my God. You're friends now?!
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- Let's not get crazy.
- This is amazing!
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If Mr. Lewis likes you, then he'll like me.
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I'm proud of you, Mur.
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Never thought I'd see the
day where you made a friend.
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What are you talking about? I got friends.
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Name one. Vic.
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He's your employee. You
pay him to be around you.
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What about Deli guy? Love Deli guy.
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You only love him 'cause
he gives you corned beef.
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Do you even know what he looks like?
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Yeah, Deli guy.
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You know, uh... Wears an apron.
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Goes like this.
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[Sighs] Face it, Dad.
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This is your first real friend.
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So, when are you hanging out next?
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Okay, he's just a guy I had lunch with.
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It's no big deal.
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[Telephone rings]
259
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,012
Hello?
260
00:08:59,064 --> 00:08:59,980
Hold on.
261
00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:01,348
It's him.
262
00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:02,332
Play it cool.
263
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,450
Tell him you're on the other
line with another friend.
264
00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:06,252
Get out of here.
265
00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:08,254
Hey, Bill.
266
00:09:08,305 --> 00:09:09,338
Yeah. Nothing.
267
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:13,459
Just, uh, watching the tube. [Sighs]
268
00:09:13,494 --> 00:09:16,696
Are you kidding? I love cheesesteaks.
269
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:18,764
Barry!
270
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,666
Get off the phone. I
can hear you breathing.
271
00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:23,002
Ask him how he's feeling,
272
00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:25,454
then compliment his telephone voice. Barry!
273
00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:27,873
As my dad made plans
with his new best friend,
274
00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:29,640
my mom had her own plan
275
00:09:29,725 --> 00:09:31,859
to make Erica look like
the best of the best.
276
00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:33,411
Hi, Juilliard admissions board.
277
00:09:33,411 --> 00:09:35,846
I'm Erica Goldberg from
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania.
278
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,797
And I'm going to play...
279
00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:37,798
cut.
280
00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:39,650
Cut. That's a cut.
281
00:09:39,684 --> 00:09:40,851
No, not "cut."
282
00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:42,819
I'm in the middle of my Juilliard audition.
283
00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:44,604
Hon, I love the spirit and the passion
284
00:09:44,604 --> 00:09:45,887
and everything you're doing here,
285
00:09:45,972 --> 00:09:48,773
but it's, like, "gag me with a spoon."
286
00:09:48,858 --> 00:09:50,575
Sorry, do you kids still say that?
287
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,810
We never really did.
288
00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,762
You need a video that stands out,
289
00:09:53,762 --> 00:09:56,613
like the ones on your MTV music television.
290
00:09:56,613 --> 00:09:59,115
Ooh, I like where you're heading here.
291
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,367
We're talking crazy camera angles,
292
00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,453
pyrotechnics, jiggly girls.
293
00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:05,455
Everyone loves jiggly girls.
294
00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:08,674
We'll put a pin in that one.
295
00:10:08,759 --> 00:10:10,593
Guys, Juilliard is a serious place.
296
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:12,428
I just need to showcase my voice.
297
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:13,846
You said it yourself...
298
00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:16,933
MTV is the way people want to
experience music these days.
299
00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,701
Sure, you can sing.
300
00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:21,237
But we also want show them
that you're a star like Madonna.
301
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,940
But you really are a
virgin. Say you're a virgin.
302
00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:25,608
Actually, no, don't tell me.
303
00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:28,778
I guess a cool audition tape
would kind of make me stand out.
304
00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:30,896
You focus on your music
and leave the rest to us.
305
00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:32,148
Yeah.
306
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,150
By the time we're done,
307
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,985
Juilliard will be begging you to go.
308
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,953
- Just trust Mama.
- Erica: Nothing crazy.
309
00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:39,370
[Chuckles] You got it, Schmoopie.
310
00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,123
We got to figure out how to
get a white stallion down here.
311
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:47,463
It was Saturday afternoon,
and my dad was about to take
312
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:50,196
his friendship with Bill
Lewis to the next level.
313
00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:51,146
I'm going out.
314
00:10:51,214 --> 00:10:52,430
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.
315
00:10:52,515 --> 00:10:55,517
Going where? DMV? Car wash?
316
00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:57,268
Picking up trash on the highway?
317
00:10:57,268 --> 00:10:58,384
I'm meeting Bill Lewis.
318
00:10:58,469 --> 00:10:59,519
Exactly.
319
00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,204
This is the first time you're hanging out
320
00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:02,722
with your new, special friend.
321
00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:04,290
You're looking like a Monday morning
322
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,857
when I need you to look
like a Friday night.
323
00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:08,744
I usually sit in front of the
TV with no pants on Friday night.
324
00:11:08,828 --> 00:11:09,961
Seems like that's most nights.
325
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:12,064
Look, Lainey and I need
this friendship to work.
326
00:11:12,115 --> 00:11:13,865
That means putting in some actual effort.
327
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,250
But not too much effort.
328
00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:17,569
You don't want to seem
like you're trying too hard.
329
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,537
- Here, let me fix this.
- Stop it, you moron.
330
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:22,690
I'm having cheesesteaks
with another middle-aged man.
331
00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,574
He doesn't care what I look like.
332
00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:26,226
Of course not.
333
00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:27,427
Although my dad does have
334
00:11:27,511 --> 00:11:29,579
some surprisingly strong
opinions about loafers.
335
00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:30,830
He's not a fan.
336
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:32,682
Would you consider changing to a lace-up?
337
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:33,933
No! Where'd you get my shoes?
338
00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,235
Do you even have an icebreaker?
339
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,388
Anecdote, topic of
conversation, funny joke?
340
00:11:38,472 --> 00:11:40,340
You guys are nuts.
341
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,294
[Groans] Get out of my head!
342
00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:46,012
And so began the first
343
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,698
and only bromance of
Murray Goldberg's life.
344
00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:51,885
For the next two weeks, their adventures
would become the stuff of legend.
345
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,220
Bill and Murray were a dynamic duo
346
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,605
that shared so much in common...
347
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,674
Like TV... And sitting.
348
00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:02,344
And food and more food
349
00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,879
and bathroom breaks...
350
00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:05,580
And napping...
351
00:12:05,648 --> 00:12:07,382
and sitting and sweating...
352
00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,584
Could you turn the air-conditioning on?
353
00:12:09,652 --> 00:12:11,987
- Right over there.
- Meh.
354
00:12:12,054 --> 00:12:14,089
And TV... [Laughs]
355
00:12:14,156 --> 00:12:15,392
And more TV.
356
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,359
You think I could pull
off a Magnum mustache?
357
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,611
You throw away your razor
and buy a Hawaiian shirt,
358
00:12:20,611 --> 00:12:22,444
because you are Magnum.
359
00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:23,411
Ha.
360
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:25,813
Everyone
A Sony watchman.
361
00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,682
Bill, you shouldn't have.
362
00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:30,534
Well, I saw it, and a
TV reminded me of you.
363
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,504
1 1/2-inch screen,
glorious black-and-white,
364
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,556
and you can take this thing
anywhere and no one will even notice.
365
00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:38,742
This is perfect for
my on-the-go lifestyle.
366
00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:41,461
Yup, my dad was discovering
the highs of true friendship.
367
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:44,781
Unfortunately, he was
about to discover the lows.
368
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,383
Well, it's late. I guess I should go.
369
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,801
You sure you don't want to watch me watch?
370
00:12:47,885 --> 00:12:49,052
Nah, I can't.
371
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,955
To be honest, I should
probably be by myself.
372
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,723
Tough night for me and all.
373
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:54,406
Okay.
374
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,843
'Cause seven years ago
today my wife left me
375
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,428
to raise Lainey on my own.
376
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,563
O-okay.
377
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,615
- Kind of rocked
my world. - O-okay.
378
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,683
I guess talking it out would be helpful.
379
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,234
Or taking a nice walk alone.
380
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,785
[Sighs]
381
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,288
And with that, Bill
Lewis opened up his heart
382
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,923
to my closed-off dad.
383
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,424
- [Sobbing]
- I wish I had some batteries.
384
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,093
Meanwhile, I was downstairs
kicking off my career
385
00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:18,195
as a visionary
music-video director.
386
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,497
Whoa. What's with the stool, honey?
387
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:22,166
Don't call me "honey." It's weird.
388
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,517
And what's all this crap?
389
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,886
Okay, I watched seven
straight hours of MTV,
390
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,571
and I cracked their formula.
391
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:30,040
A music video is one part thumping bass,
392
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,594
one part big hair, and one
part animated dancing cat.
393
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,946
- Go away.
- Trust your director.
394
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:38,748
Ditch the stool and sit
on this taxidermy ram.
395
00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:41,384
And my mom said I was
creepy for owning this.
396
00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:44,070
Um, why is Dave Kim here?
397
00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:46,388
We needed a crew, and he
said he would work for free
398
00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:47,571
if he could stand close to you.
399
00:13:47,656 --> 00:13:50,374
Classic love story...
pop star falls for roadie.
400
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,543
That's never happened
in the history of music.
401
00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:55,279
Oh, it will. In fact, it's already begun.
402
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:56,412
Action.
403
00:13:56,447 --> 00:14:00,133
[Wind gusting]
You
with the sad eyes
404
00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:02,018
Don't be discouraged
405
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,536
As director, it was my job
406
00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:05,672
to amp up my sister's
tender love ballad.
407
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:07,640
First, the wind machine...
408
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:08,808
Gah! Why?!
409
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,109
Next, a rock 'n' roll reptile...
410
00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:11,411
So small...
411
00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,379
Followed by a thick, haunting fog.
412
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:15,548
[Coughs] Can anyone hear me?
413
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:16,800
And since all my mom cared about
414
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:18,401
was getting Erica into Juilliard,
415
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:20,369
she paid for a blue screen.
416
00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,420
Stop it. Mom, what are you doing?
417
00:14:22,505 --> 00:14:25,774
It's a dancing cat like
in the Paula Abdul video.
418
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,026
My mom even hired a band of sexy,
419
00:14:28,094 --> 00:14:30,295
stone-faced, Robert Palmer dancers
420
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,130
from the Jenkintown Funk Academy.
421
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:35,066
Yep, I drew from every
badass music video before me,
422
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:37,167
from A-ha to ZZ Top,
423
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,086
and it was genius.
424
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,655
Meanwhile, my dad was
looking for a clever way
425
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,656
to bail on his friend.
426
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,157
Hey, guys.
427
00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:45,959
- [Sobbing]
- Help me.
428
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:46,927
I should go.
429
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,311
[Groans, clears throat]
430
00:14:48,396 --> 00:14:50,230
No, I should. Uh...
431
00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:51,782
[Bill breathing heavily, sobbing]
432
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,466
Okay, let's go out the back door.
433
00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:55,334
Come on.
434
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:58,270
[Sighs] Thanks for this, Mur.
435
00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:00,439
It's nice to have a
friendly ear to count on.
436
00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,307
[Sniffles] See you soon?
437
00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:03,324
Yeah, we'll be in touch.
438
00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:04,959
Drive safe, Pal. [Door closes]
439
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:08,229
And that concludes my
brief foray into friendship.
440
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,597
Wait, what? No!
441
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:11,599
He cried on my shirt... on my shirt!
442
00:15:11,683 --> 00:15:13,451
Deli guy never cries on my shirt.
443
00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:14,835
Deli guy isn't your friend!
444
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,721
I'm sorry, but Bill's got to go.
445
00:15:16,805 --> 00:15:18,355
Don't you dare hurt him.
446
00:15:18,355 --> 00:15:21,156
He's a wonderful person and the gatekeeper
447
00:15:21,156 --> 00:15:23,892
to the only hot girl I
ever tricked into liking me.
448
00:15:23,926 --> 00:15:25,193
It's over, Barry. Move on.
449
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:26,861
Okay, I don't want to get real right now,
450
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,213
but if you blow this friendship,
I'm gonna be extremely angry.
451
00:15:29,298 --> 00:15:30,515
You're always angry.
452
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:33,151
Damn it! It's so true
and even more angering!
453
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,703
For the next week, my
dad avoided Bill Lewis
454
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:36,921
as my mom desperately waited
455
00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,589
for me to finishmy masterpiece.
456
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,523
Aah!
457
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,224
I'm trying to work here.
458
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,275
The deadline for Juilliard is this week.
459
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,011
Just show us what you've got.
460
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,545
[Sighs]
461
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:51,984
So don't be afraid
to let them show
462
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:53,953
Your true colors
463
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,538
Stop it! Stop it. Stop.
464
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,890
This part's definitely not right.
465
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,059
Adult Adam: ...I said,
knowing what was to come.
466
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,061
My intention was for
Erica to be beckoned
467
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:05,314
into a magical cartoon world
like in the A-ha video,
468
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,116
but it ended up looking like this.
469
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,802
...Inside you can
make you feel so small
470
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,805
And I see your true colors
471
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,691
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- My God!
472
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,992
Here's the thing...
473
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,495
I may have bitten off
more than I could chew.
474
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,415
It turns out animation
is really hard
475
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,634
and it requires hundreds of people.
476
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,836
This is terrible! I can't send this in.
477
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,723
Look, we all agree this video isn't it.
478
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:31,724
Not it?
479
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,759
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
480
00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:36,228
There's robots punching dragons,
481
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,098
and I'm a droopy-eyed stick
figure riding a unicorn!
482
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:40,649
Gag me with a spoon!
483
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,518
See, I knew you still used that phrase.
484
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,404
You know, I could probably
cover a lot of this with smoke.
485
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,522
A lot of [Bleep] smoke.
486
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,741
Just forget it. I'm not an idiot.
487
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,192
I know I'm not the best,
488
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,744
and I probably have no chance
of getting into Juilliard.
489
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,748
Adult Adam: And at that moment,
my mom knew Erica was right.
490
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,167
I'm sorry, Mom, but it's over.
491
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,170
Turns out, my mom's dream of
keeping Erica close to home
492
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,921
was only pushing them apart.
493
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,774
Ever since Bill's
emotional outburst,
494
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:08,408
my dad had been avoiding him.
495
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:10,575
Only problem...he
couldn't hide forever.
496
00:17:10,575 --> 00:17:12,076
[Bell dings]
497
00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:13,477
Oof. Hide me.
498
00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:15,529
Huh?
499
00:17:15,613 --> 00:17:17,181
Hey, Mur.
500
00:17:17,215 --> 00:17:19,249
There you are, standing
behind that other guy.
501
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,482
It's me, Bill Lewis.
502
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:22,234
Oh, hey, Bill.
503
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,786
What are you doing here, where I work?
504
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,086
Hadn't heard from you in a week.
505
00:17:26,154 --> 00:17:27,805
Thought I'd drop on by, see if you're okay.
506
00:17:27,889 --> 00:17:30,357
Yeah, well, uh, we've just
been crazy-busy here at work.
507
00:17:30,442 --> 00:17:32,292
[Chuckles] Yeah.
508
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,531
Anyway, hey, you want to hit tgi Fridays?
509
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:40,017
It's like every day is
Friday at that place.
510
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,517
Actually, I got lunch plans with Vic.
511
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,200
- Who's Vic?
- I'm Vic.
512
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,300
You and Vic buddies?
513
00:17:44,384 --> 00:17:46,152
I never heard you mention him before.
514
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,454
Yeah, we don't hang out
much. He's just an employee.
515
00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:49,705
Was I just an employee
516
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,557
when we went clamming
together that one time?
517
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:54,043
You went clamming with this
man, and you didn't invite me?
518
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:55,461
I didn't even know you then.
519
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:56,628
- It was nothing.
- Oh, is that right?
520
00:17:56,663 --> 00:17:58,130
What's the problem here, Mur-man?
521
00:17:58,214 --> 00:17:59,898
You know what the real problem is?
522
00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:01,666
You and your man tears.
523
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,632
Murray's got walls.
524
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:03,717
How about you, Vic?
525
00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:05,869
You want to hit up tgi Fridays with me?
526
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:08,588
No, man. I don't know you.
527
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,657
Well, this is a
fine how-do-you-do.
528
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:13,360
I'll see you never.
529
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,613
Walls, Murray. You got walls.
530
00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:19,765
As my dad watched his only
friend walk out of his life,
531
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,634
my mom was finally ready to
set Erica off on her own path.
532
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,720
Hey, schmoopie-boops.
533
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,740
Stop it. I told you no
more music MTV videos.
534
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:30,158
Agreed.
535
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,726
This is the way you should
have done it all along...
536
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:32,693
your way.
537
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,245
W-what's the point?
538
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,630
The point is to try.
539
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,848
Look, don't give up
540
00:18:37,848 --> 00:18:40,216
just because I pushed you
in the wrong direction.
541
00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:42,319
My mom finally accepted
that she couldn't control
542
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:44,287
where her little girlwould get into college.
543
00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:48,341
Take this guitar and do what you do best.
544
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,710
But as long as Erica
stayed true to herself,
545
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,912
she'd always find her way back home.
546
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:56,599
You with the sad eyes
547
00:18:56,684 --> 00:18:58,685
Don't be discouraged
548
00:18:58,769 --> 00:19:01,321
Oh, I realize
549
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:04,407
It's hard to take courage
550
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,627
In a world full of people
551
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:09,963
You can lose sight of it
all
Miss him, don't you?
552
00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:10,346
No
553
00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:13,265
Then why are you watching
the teeny TV he gave you
554
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:14,933
when there's a big one right there?
555
00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:16,068
I see your true colors
Maybe it was kind of nice
556
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,569
to have somebody to hang out with...
557
00:19:18,204 --> 00:19:19,654
Shining through
...Even though he cried.
558
00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:21,740
I see your true colors
Murray, that's what friendship is.
559
00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:24,376
You got to be there in the
good times and in the bad.
560
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,644
I guess I'm just not cut
out for that kind of thing.
561
00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:28,813
So don't be afraid
No, you are.
562
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:32,183
'Cause of all the friends
I ever made in my life...
563
00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:34,018
Your true colors
564
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,354
True colors
...You're my favorite.
565
00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:39,290
Turns out, Bill wasn't
my father's first friend.
566
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,892
Like a rainbow
It was Pops.
567
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:43,061
And it made my dad realize
that opening yourself up
568
00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,828
isn't as hard as he thought.
569
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,664
Hey.
570
00:19:46,715 --> 00:19:48,098
Oh, it's you.
571
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,466
Should I leave?
572
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,652
'Cause you never know when
I might express my feelings...
573
00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:52,920
you know, like a human being.
574
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,588
If you're sad,
575
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:58,108
you can talk to me about
your ex-wife and all.
576
00:19:58,193 --> 00:19:59,860
Show me a smile, then
I'm actually feeling better today.
577
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,410
Thank God.
578
00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:02,712
[Chuckles]
579
00:20:02,796 --> 00:20:04,847
Don't be unhappy
Hey, Bill Murray.
580
00:20:04,932 --> 00:20:06,733
Can't remember
It's
funny how life works out.
581
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:09,285
You find that your worst enemy
can become your greatest ally.
582
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,270
And the greatest guidance counselors
583
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:13,139
aren't the ones you're
given in school.
584
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,425
They're the people
who love you most.
585
00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:18,494
Just call me up
Well, here goes nothing.
586
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:20,529
Because you know I'll be
there
No matter what happens...
587
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,348
You'll always be the
best of the best to me.
588
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,634
Shining through
589
00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:28,270
'Cause in the end, when you've
got family to help guide you
590
00:20:28,304 --> 00:20:30,221
and good friends to lean on...
591
00:20:30,306 --> 00:20:32,440
And that's why I love you
...Nothing in life is impossible.
592
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:35,877
[As Dr. Peter Venkman] "And
the flowers are still standing."
593
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:39,114
[Laughs] "I'm Bill Murray.
'Meatballs' and 'scrooged.'"
594
00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:40,949
[Normal voice] You know,
that's not really an impression.
595
00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,484
Are beautiful
Funny movies, though.
596
00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:44,386
- They're very funny.
- Funny movies.
597
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,821
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598
00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:48,957
[Ding!]
599
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,350
I know you still got
a couple of years here,
600
00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:57,835
but we like to check in early to see
601
00:20:57,835 --> 00:20:59,260
where you're thinking of going to college.
602
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,110
- Where did you go to school?
- Princeton.
603
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:02,827
Okay. Let's cross that off the list.
604
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,613
Princeton happens to be a
very prestigious university.
605
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,665
But you're here.
606
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,800
So...
607
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,202
Hey, I have a lot of side projects.
608
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:12,704
- Like what?
- I sculpt.
609
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,029
I'm working on a heart-smart
cookbook, and I have my bird.
610
00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:18,429
Yeah, maybe there's
someone else I can talk to.
611
00:21:18,429 --> 00:21:20,429
That'd probably be best.
612
00:21:22,254 --> 00:21:25,554
Hang in there, Andre, hang in there.
613
00:21:25,604 --> 00:21:30,154
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