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[door creaking]
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[continues creaking]
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There, that's better.
Much better.
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The least we can do
is to provide
the proper atmosphere.
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This is truly
an extraordinary item.
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Loud, squeaking fluid.
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It is also excellent
at making old shutters bang...
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and on dark nights
one can spray it
in the air in case...
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the wind isn't whistling
loud enough.
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It's very practical, too.
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It can make old shoes squeak
like new again.
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Now that we have established
our mood...
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I should like to tell you
that tonight's story
is by Ray Bradbury...
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and is known by
the provocative title of...
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"Shopping For Death."
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[tires screech]
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[crashing]
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Fifty miles an hour
along the main boulevard.
He must have been crazy.
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(woman)
Maybe he fell
or maybe he jumped.
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(woman)
One minute I saw him standing
up against the window...
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and then, I saw him
right between the window
and the ground.
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(man)
That's too bad.
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Somebody left
a cigarette burning.
That's what it was.
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[people chattering]
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A little thing like that.
Now look at it.
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Look at
the whole darn building.
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[children yelling]
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There, 989.
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[all chattering]
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That's where she lives.
Come, Elmer.
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Nice cold water.
Nice freezing cold water.
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[children chatter]
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Clarence,
why are we here?
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Why drag me off
day after day in
this hot, humid weather...
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to accidents and crimes?
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And now this infernal nonsense
about some woman
I've never even met.
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Why? We've got a job to do.
That's why.
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We owe it to ourselves,
to society, to be here.
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All our lives,
for almost 50 years...
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we've been
insurance salesmen, right?
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Right.
We've sold
millions of dollars...
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worth of insurance,
which has helped thousands
of needy people, right?
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Right.
Three months ago,
we retired, didn't we?
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We did.
But statistics prove--
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That retired men die sooner
than men who remain active.
Yes. I know.
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But I'm for
sitting on the sidelines.
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Sidelines?
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Elmer,
how can you sit by...
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after seeing what you've seen
in the last three months?
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Now, that accident
with the truck...
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the man was driving too fast,
not watching where he went.
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And the man
who fell 12 stories...
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and the fire in
the warehouse...
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because somebody forgot
to put out a cigarette.
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All three of those men killed
by their own carelessness.
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Why?
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What's behind it?
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I want to know.
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I will know.
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[children chattering]
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There's so much
unhappiness around us.
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How can we refuse to help
even though we are retired?
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It's a little late to
help those men we saw.
Two please.
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Exactly.
But while there's time,
we can help others.
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Now this woman here
in this tenement:
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To see her is to know her.
She staggers the imagination.
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She's unbelievable.
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So are we.
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[groans]
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89 degrees.
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If folks around here
knew why we were here.
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Peeping Toms,
that's what they'd call us.
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[door shuts]
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[baby crying]
There she is now.
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(man)
Hey, have some
mercy down there.
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[shouts]
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[baby crying]
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You woke the baby.
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All right. So I woke it.
It keeps me awake
all night, don't it?
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Kid yells all night long.
Get out of the way!
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Come, Elmer. Quick.
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Give me some ice cream.
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I don't want that.
I want that one down there.
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What's the matter,
you see something funny?
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[laughing]
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Come on, get out of the way.
What you doing
blocking the entrance?
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Hey, move over.
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All right, move over.
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What you think you got
a line here, or something?
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I want a good hunk of meat.
Not too fat.
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Yes, ma'am.
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A good hunk.
Nothing spoiled. You hear?
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Yes ma'am.
Yeah, the stuff
you give me yesterday...
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I give to the cat,
so don't give me
no more like that. You hear?
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No, ma'am.
All right, what do you got?
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Isn't she classic?
Ever seen anything like her?
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How about brains?
You got any brains?
Yes, ma'am.
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Let me see.
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Give me some good, nice,
fresh beef brains.
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And make sure
they're fresh, too.
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I don't want none of
that yesterday's stuff.
You hear?
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Let's see
what you got there.
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Are them beef brains?
I don't want none of
them sheep brains. You hear?
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All right, come on now.
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Do me a favor,
keep your big fat thumbs
off the scale this time.
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All right, put a few more on.
Come on. What're you doing?
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Who do you think
you're cheating, anyway?
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Yes, ma'am.
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"Yes, ma'am. No ma'am."
You smart aleck.
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Look.
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All right. Come on.
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What are you standing?
You think I got all day,
or something?
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[knife clatters]
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Smart aleck.
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Yeah, thanks for nothing.
And charge it!
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(butcher)
Yes, gentlemen?
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[mumble]
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I forgot the list.
We'll be back. Come, Elmer.
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Goodbye.
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[car honks]
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[people chatter]
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Now do you see how much
she needs our help?
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She certainly does.
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But let's get away.
She's a destroyer, she is.
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No, Elmer.
Not a destroyer.
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She wants to be destroyed.
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Begs to be murdered...
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and if we don't help her,
her name will make
the obituaries.
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Obituaries. No.
Front page headlines
in the tabloid.
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Look at her.
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What you mean,
a pound and a half?
It said a pound and a quarter.
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Why don't you get
your scale fixed?
Don't be so smart!
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[car honks]
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Hey! Look out where
you're going! You crazy
in the head or something?
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What's the matter with you?
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Hey, come on.
Get out of here, kids.
Come on.
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Why don't you
go down the street and play?
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Do you have to hang around
here all the time?
Hey, you ain't got any homes?
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Go on home!
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I'd hate to have her
on my conscience.
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There's only one way
to approach her.
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Now I've studied her every day
for the past week.
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The direct approach
is the only approach.
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Come, Elmer.
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[people chattering]
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(woman)
That's a laugh!
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(man)
Shut up!
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(woman)
Hey, come on back here.
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Where do you think
you're going?
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You're gonna go to work,
I'll bet!
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I bet you're going to
go across to that bar
and get drunk! See if I care!
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Shut up!
Shut up or I'll....
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[thuds]
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Right here it is.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Shrike,
apartment 321.
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How fitting. What a name.
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The butcher bird, shrike.
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[woman yelling]
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Listen to her.
And did you see the husband?
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I've seen enough
and I've heard enough to
make me feel like an old man.
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I'm dying.
It's a miserable,
hot, humid day.
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Living in a tenement
on a day like this
is living boiled alive.
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In a steam room.
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Why don't we open the door?
I'm dying of the heat.
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Dying. Yes.
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[baby crying]
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Killing weather.
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More murders are committed
at 92 degrees Fahrenheit...
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than at
any other temperature.
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Clarence,
I know the statistics.
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00:10:16,929 --> 00:10:18,752
Yes,
and the police do, too.
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Come on.
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[groans]
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Under 90
men's tempers stay cool...
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but right at 92 degrees...
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we all turn irritable...
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itchy...
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out of sorts.
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[groaning]
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Hatred boils at this point.
The least thing...
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word, look, or sound...
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and irritable murder.
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~~[music playing]
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No. Don't look at
the apartment numbers.
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I'll bet we can find
her apartment without--
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00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,349
(woman)
Hey, stop them kids...
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from running around up there,
you hear me?
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00:11:05,246 --> 00:11:06,653
(woman)
Hey, listen.
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00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:08,542
[object thudding]
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00:11:08,607 --> 00:11:09,590
Hello?
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00:11:09,665 --> 00:11:10,713
(woman)
What's the matter...
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you can't give somebody
some peace down here
once in a while?
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00:11:13,154 --> 00:11:14,137
Hello?
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00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:18,175
Listen,
you keep them kids quiet
or I'm gonna call the police.
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00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:20,189
Now I ain't kidding.
You hear me?
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00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,857
And keep them quiet.
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00:11:21,928 --> 00:11:22,976
~~[music playing]
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00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,511
What do you want?
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00:11:24,681 --> 00:11:27,617
We came to--
Come on. Speak up.
I can't hear you!
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00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,835
Could you turn down
the radio?
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00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,619
Look, I ain't buying nothing.
So it ain't gonna
do you no good.
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00:11:32,686 --> 00:11:33,897
Wait a minute.
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00:11:34,672 --> 00:11:37,575
I told you
to keep those kids quiet
up there, didn't I?
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00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:39,527
[music stops playing]
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00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,611
Now, look,
I'm very busy...
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00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:43,691
so make your pitch.
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00:11:44,021 --> 00:11:47,285
My name is Clarence Fox.
This is Mr. Shore.
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00:11:47,351 --> 00:11:49,774
How do you do?
We're retired
insurance salesmen.
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00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:51,443
I don't need no insurance,
so go on.
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00:11:51,514 --> 00:11:54,036
No. Money is not the reason
we came here today.
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00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:56,530
Yeah, where have I
heard that one before?
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00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:59,801
May we sit down?
I said I'm busy.
I got things to do.
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00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,049
Thank you.
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00:12:01,343 --> 00:12:03,199
[people chattering]
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00:12:03,777 --> 00:12:06,429
You see,
now that we've retired...
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00:12:07,171 --> 00:12:09,988
we're trying to find a way
to save people...
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profiting by the statistics
we learned while we were with
the insurance company.
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Too many people die before
they should, Mrs. Shrike.
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00:12:19,627 --> 00:12:21,221
You got me scared.
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00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:26,346
You see, we've thought we
might set up a new type of
service to help sick people.
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00:12:26,895 --> 00:12:28,839
Who's sick?
I ain't sick.
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00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:31,113
But you are.
Hey look,
don't tell me what I am.
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You know, people can be sick
and not know it...
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and our job is to
find those people
and warn them.
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00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:42,136
Now, people are dying
every day.
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00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:46,739
Why? They get tired.
They're not careful enough...
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00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:49,852
and the result is
they really kill themselves.
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00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:52,374
I don't kill myself.
Not if I can help it.
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00:12:53,343 --> 00:12:54,970
(Clarence)
But you might.
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Here, let me
show you something.
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00:12:59,331 --> 00:13:00,411
Now look.
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00:13:02,053 --> 00:13:06,366
Now you see,
this light bulb hangs
right over the bathtub.
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00:13:06,823 --> 00:13:10,503
Now, its wire is frayed,
the insulation worn off.
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00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:13,543
Just one phone call
to the electrician...
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00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,685
and he would
see to it right away.
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00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:19,016
[baby crying]
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00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:20,911
Now watch. Watch.
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00:13:23,922 --> 00:13:25,100
[grunts]
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00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,764
Look. Look.
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00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,968
Here you are in the tub.
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00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:33,975
Wet from head to foot.
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00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,516
Now, you start to get out,
you slip, you grab.
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00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,879
So, one more person dead.
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00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:49,600
Clarence!
You must be careful.
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00:13:50,114 --> 00:13:52,985
Yes. Thank you.
Elmer, thank you.
246
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:55,198
Thank you.
247
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:57,275
You see?
248
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,610
You see,
people get lazy in
their habits every so often.
249
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:04,514
They're not careful enough
about the way they do things.
250
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,752
What's the light cord
got to do with me?
251
00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:09,513
I didn't make it that way.
252
00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:12,200
No. No.
But you left it that way.
253
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:14,727
It could kill you.
254
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,231
So? So I'm dead.
255
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:18,642
So you're here for
the funeral early. Why?
256
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:22,091
Why?
Your place is a death trap.
257
00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:25,650
Hey, listen there,
the landlord send you
to check up on us?
258
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:27,378
No, no, no.
259
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:33,427
Here now. Look.
260
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:36,795
What?
This food should be
in an icebox.
261
00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:39,385
Haven't you ever heard
of botulism?
262
00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:41,180
What's that?
Food poisoning.
263
00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:44,440
Why, in this weather,
this heat....
264
00:14:45,507 --> 00:14:47,134
91 degrees.
265
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:48,220
91 what?
266
00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:51,557
Hey, what's the matter
with your friend?
He been out in the sun?
267
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:54,112
Yes. Yes, we all have.
268
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:57,802
You have.
Everyone in this house has.
269
00:14:59,436 --> 00:15:01,739
Your husband,
wherever he is...
270
00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:04,966
right now he's getting
hotter and hotter.
271
00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:07,757
Well, you ain't
telling me nothing.
272
00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:09,518
[grunts]
273
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,489
[stammers]
Hey, listen,
what you doing?
274
00:15:12,564 --> 00:15:14,474
[stammers]
You going around
the whole building...
275
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,111
all the rooms,
making speeches?
276
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,491
No, no.
277
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:20,594
What? You come here
to my room?
Just to you.
278
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:23,097
[stammers]
Why? What for?
What are you bothering me for?
279
00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:24,407
I want to help you.
280
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,615
Yeah. That's rich.
281
00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:29,940
Now please listen to me
before it's too late.
282
00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:33,688
Now, we all
make mistakes in life, right?
283
00:15:33,793 --> 00:15:34,742
Yeah.
284
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:38,977
We lose money, we get sick,
a million things
happen to hurt us...
285
00:15:39,716 --> 00:15:41,506
then we hate everybody.
286
00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:43,324
Yeah. Now you're talking
my language.
287
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:45,287
We get mean.
Yeah, sure.
288
00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:50,090
We turn so mean,
we make people want to hit us.
Knock us down or worse.
289
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,678
Maybe even kill us.
290
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,007
Yeah. Go on, go on.
291
00:15:57,359 --> 00:16:00,361
Could we open
just one window here?
292
00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:04,139
I don't want
no window open in here.
293
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:06,314
[baby crying]
294
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,469
[stammers]
295
00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:10,894
Have you ever heard the term,
"accident-prone"?
296
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,599
(Clarence)
It means people who are always
falling down stairs...
297
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,616
breaking necks, arms, or legs.
298
00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:23,636
(Clarence)
Now, your subconscious mind
can make your hand slip...
299
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,977
and cut yourself.
300
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:30,527
It can make you
jaywalk in the street,
and-and maybe get run over.
301
00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:36,956
In other words,
each of us can be
the victim of ourselves.
302
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,218
Well, what you do?
You go all over town
looking for people like this?
303
00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:44,547
Only in order to help them.
304
00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:49,546
You follow people?
You watch them, huh?
305
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,948
Yes. To get facts.
306
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:55,850
One man I watched,
fell from a 12-story building.
307
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:59,120
Accident? No.
308
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,743
'Cause secretly
he wanted to die.
309
00:17:02,391 --> 00:17:04,880
Another man forgot
to put out a cigarette.
310
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,027
Burned himself up.
311
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,752
Accident? No.
312
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:11,544
He wanted to die, too.
313
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,616
Evidence.
Evidence, I have lots of it.
314
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:18,584
Scores of dead, injured,
while I stood by...
315
00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:20,796
and watched
unable to prevent it.
316
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,897
Now you been watching me?
Only in order to help.
317
00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:27,005
What you doing?
You having a ball
or something?
318
00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,664
Crawling around
the tenement district,
seeing how everybody lives?
319
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,842
Who do you think you are?
You come sniffing around here!
320
00:17:31,913 --> 00:17:34,118
You don't like
nothing you see!
You're stupid!
321
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,292
You telling everybody
what to do!
"Open the window," you say.
322
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:39,333
"Let in a little fresh air."
Now open the window,
you let in the flies...
323
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:42,921
and you're dead. You stupid!
"Turn down the radio" you say.
Why?
324
00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:46,317
Why? So I can hear
them trucks outside
and the kids yelling?
325
00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:48,269
Fix the leaky gas here. How?
326
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:49,649
You want to lend me the money?
I'll fix it.
327
00:17:49,716 --> 00:17:52,652
Listen, I could fix
everything around here!
I could fix the whole place!
328
00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:54,996
I'll sweep the floor,
I'll make it real nice.
329
00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:58,163
Sweep the floor
and I'll put on
a nice clean dress.
330
00:17:58,232 --> 00:18:01,366
Wash the dishes,
I'll comb my hair!
I'll burn up all this junk!
331
00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:04,852
Burn up
all the junk around here!
Fix it all up real nice! Sure!
332
00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:06,299
Anything!
I'm gonna fix it all up.
333
00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:07,893
Only you got to
promise me something!
334
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:10,652
You got to do
one thing for me.
You promise me one thing.
335
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,898
Anything.
336
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:14,556
Make me 20 years younger.
Can you do that, huh?
337
00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:17,856
And take about 40 pounds off
that slob of a husband I got.
338
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:21,086
So he don't come home mad
or drunk or maybe both.
339
00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:25,224
And fix up this here place.
Fix it up so
I can't hear the neighbors...
340
00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,363
next door, upstairs,
and down there.
341
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,248
[stammers]
And then give me
one of them air coolers.
342
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:34,694
Or air conditioners,
so a person could
sleep at night!
343
00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:40,521
All during July,
August, and September!
344
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,722
I understand your problem.
Baloney!
345
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:47,538
You don't understand the nose
on your face! You stupid....
346
00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:51,502
[baby crying]
347
00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,333
What do you think
you know about me?
348
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,673
Come on.
What do you think you know?
349
00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:58,742
I'm 45 years old.
Is that a crime?
350
00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:03,701
I used to be 30 and then,
I was 20...
351
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,783
and I was nice looking then,
too.
352
00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:09,055
No kidding. I could show you
some people that knew me then.
353
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,490
You're so stupid. You go on.
354
00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:14,461
Tell me something about myself
I don't know already. Go on.
355
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:17,603
I don't know how to proceed.
356
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,135
Now come on!
357
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,699
You're so smart!
Tell me something
I don't know!
358
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:24,773
Get out of here! Old man!
You dirty, miserable old man!
359
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:25,990
You need us!
360
00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:28,747
I don't need nobody.
I give up needing nobody
a long time ago!
361
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:29,863
But--
362
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,971
I don't need
no stinking old man
following me around!
363
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,284
See here, now,
Mrs. Shrike!
364
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,778
Don't Mrs. Shrike me,
you old....
365
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,162
[exclaims]
366
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,565
Clarence! Clarence!
367
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,771
Please, Clarence, calm--
368
00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:45,039
[both exclaiming]
369
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,576
What you doing?
370
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,310
What are you
doing that for?
371
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,585
What's the matter?
You trying to kill me,
or something?
372
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:52,891
I never done nothing to you!
What's the matter with him?
373
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,807
Is he crazy, or something?
He tried to kill me!
Did you see that?
374
00:19:55,872 --> 00:19:58,972
Let's get out of here.
You're a witness, you seen it.
375
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:02,267
[stammers]
He tried to kill me!
That was almost murder.
376
00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:06,531
Hey, murder!
Police! Hey, murder!
377
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:15,302
Did you see what I did?
I came so close.
378
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,028
So very close.
379
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,567
That poor woman. She's right.
380
00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:25,034
I'm a fool. An old fool.
381
00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:27,212
You better forget it.
382
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:29,521
Forget? How?
383
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,271
My pride didn't let me
save that woman.
384
00:20:33,239 --> 00:20:34,668
My pride.
385
00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:37,749
I treated her as a fascinating
kind of specimen...
386
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:40,208
when I should have seen her
as a lost soul.
387
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:42,994
A human being
in need of understanding.
388
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:47,388
All I had to do
was put my hand out
to touch her.
389
00:20:48,576 --> 00:20:51,131
She never would have felt it.
Wouldn't she?
390
00:20:52,514 --> 00:20:55,997
We'll never know now.
And it's all my fault.
391
00:20:57,286 --> 00:21:00,222
Maybe, we better go
to her husband.
392
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,672
No, Elmer.
No, it's too late.
393
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:07,490
Poor Mrs. Shrike.
394
00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:11,081
Poor doomed woman.
395
00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,523
I still think
we ought to
talk to her husband.
396
00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:22,960
Tell him how she feels.
397
00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:24,883
[car honking]
398
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,188
Elmer. He wouldn't....
399
00:21:41,888 --> 00:21:44,256
What's that hanging
from his belt in back?
400
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:46,721
A longshoreman's hook.
401
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,798
Elmer.
402
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:51,812
Elmer,
what's the temperature now?
403
00:21:54,952 --> 00:21:59,592
Ninety-two.
Ninety-two degrees Fahrenheit
right on the nose.
404
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,816
[siren wailing]
405
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,758
[people chattering]
406
00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:41,087
You needn't sit there staring.
We're not going to
show you anymore.
407
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:45,158
In fact,
I'm not even going to
tell you what happened.
408
00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:49,408
Television audiences
are becoming
entirely too dependent.
409
00:22:50,923 --> 00:22:53,346
You expect us
to do everything for you.
410
00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:56,007
This oil is terribly difficult
to get rid of.
411
00:22:56,238 --> 00:22:58,181
[creaking]
412
00:22:59,439 --> 00:23:02,310
Next week at this same time,
I hope to see you again.
413
00:23:03,442 --> 00:23:04,872
Good night.
414
00:23:07,442 --> 00:23:12,872
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415
00:23:13,305 --> 00:24:13,357
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