All language subtitles for Freddys.Nightmares.S01E20.720p.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_Track03

I'll be back! I'm free!

Dad..

...where do babies come from?

'Uh..'

'Well, Mikey, that's sort of
a complicated story.'

C-come here.

First, there's this magic store.

And then come the bees..

...and the daisies.

Snips, snails, and..

...puppy dog tails.

You whiny yuppies

you call that a story?

I'll give you a story.

But first..

...let's deal with daddy!

S-so you see, son

that's how babies are made.

Yo, mama. What a crock!

Fetch, Fido.

Aw, the little kid's

afraid of the dark!

Now, that's something
I can make a story out of.

Hello?

Where is everybody?

It's too dark in here.

Hello?

Anybody there?

Right, naturally.

'Are you alright?'

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Well, no, actually.

Hoo!

Ooh.

That was a really weird dream

uh...about this kid

and he's-he's trapped in this..

...some sort of tunnel
and there's this creature

who, who comes after him
and, and he runs and..

What time is it?

- It's noon, Michael.
- Ah!

That would explain the, uh

big bright thing
in the sky, then.

- I give up.
- Hey, I win!

Stop it. You know
what I'm talking about.

This can't go on!

You watch TV all night,
you sleep away the day

you watch TV all afternoon--

Uh, sometimes
I go to the movies.

Michael, you have to find a job!

Think about your future.

I have struck out
on hundreds of job interviews.

Listen to me, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to nag.

I gotta go.

Murray, the boss from hell
only gives us

15 minutes for lunch.

Let me see.

"Great job, great hours

great pay, great future."

Yeah. "Call now."

Oh, "Crabmen From Venus?"
Is it good?

I'll tell you, man,
no peer, no pay!

Well, actually,
if you want my honest--

Is it good? Are you kidding?

This thing is a sci-fi classic.

It has got monsters
like you wouldn't believe.

Blood, gore, guts,
slime, rape, pillage.

You name it, it's got it.

What? I have small children.

And yet..

...it is a real family film.

I mean, it's charming.

Poignant...heartwarming.

It's about a boy
and his crabs.

Three dollars a day

and have it in by 11 tomorrow.

Don't forget to rewind!

Somebody wanna
get that phone, please?

So, uh, how about it?

'Dinner, a little Jacuzzi?'

Some late night
satellite dish TV?

Don't listen to the slime.

Congratulate me.

I got a job.

Terrific! Where?

There was this ad in the paper

and when I called up,
this guy hired me.

I'll see you tonight.

Hey, yo!

Look, I'm..
I-I got no change, okay?

I'm-I'm practically homeless
myself, so..

- Bowman, right?
- Yeah.

H-how did you know my name?

You told me.
On the phone, remember?

I'm Al Canian,
lord of the underworld.

Lord of the underworld?
You're the guy that hired me?

- Come on.
- No, no, no.

Al, where are you going?

Ask me no questions,
I'll tell you no lies.

- Come on.
- No, no, this is a mistake!

"It's a mistake."
It's no mistake! Come on!

Step into my office, kiddo.

Okay. It's just a job.

It's just a job.

I'm not gonna have a secretary

but it's...a job.

Hello?

Okay, take off your clothes.

Uh, take off my clothes?

Why?

'Cause there's where
you're gonna be working.

'Yeah, like I always say'

'wonder what the world
would be like without sewers.'

Before sewers
there was nothing, you know?

Think about it.

Personal hygiene used to be, uh

to say the least,
a little bit crude.

Then came
the industrial revolution.

As that progressed

more and more people
started living in one area

Disease became
a major problem.

Man, we need sewers, kiddo

Al...what exactly is my job

here, in humanity's
lower intestine?

Oh, yeah, look for cracks,
smell for gas, uh

watch for blockages.

Depending on the rainfall
you're gonna have to, uh

check valves and, uh,
re-channel pipelines.

Overflow control,
you understand?

Overflow control.

Yeah, but, uh,
you gotta be careful.

It ain't all
a bowel of cherries down here.

That's a joke. You get it?

Ah, a bowel of cherries.

Good one, Your Lordship.

Yeah, the centipedes are okay,
the snakes aren't too bad.

After a few bites
you build up an immunity.

It's, uh, the alligators.

Yeah, right.

So don't believe me.

You see, folks buy these
little gators for their kids

at the pet stores and circuses
and like that.

And, uh, they get big,
they get loose.

They go to the gutters,
they jump down the toilets

Either way,
they wind up down here.

And they grow and they breed.

And they turn white becaus
there's no light down here

- Albino alligators? Come on.
- You don't laugh.

I got a three-inch scar
on my right calf to prove it.

Hey, please, will ya?

- I'm sorry.
- What's the matter with you?

I'm sorry, Al, I..

It's just
I'm having some problem

with the dark, that's all.

The dark?

That's something

you're gonna
have to get over fast.

Come on.

'Hey, Al.'

Al?

What is it?

Did I mention that I was working
for a nutbar?

Perhaps you've heard of him,
Al Canian

lord of the underworld.

Did I mention that?

Only about
half a dozen times tonight

I mean, the man actually owns
a white rubber alligator.

He used it to initiate
new recruits.

Oh, it sounds to me
like he has a sense of humor.

I don't know
what you're so concerned about.

I'm having a little trouble
with the dark, okay?

Like, I'm terrified of it.

You're acting like a kid.

Linda...I just spent my day

in the dark with Mr. Wackoid
and his rubber pal.

So please allow me

this one little
childhood phobia, okay?

I have a job now
and not a very respectable one.

But it will pay the bills.

I'm sorry.

And I'm proud of you,
I really am.

Working in the sewer
is nothing to be ashamed o

as long as you take a shower
before you come home.

Oh.

That was cold.

Oh, oh, oh, poor baby.

I'll protect you.

- I know what you need.
- Hm.

Something to keep
your mind off it

something to help you sleep.

Couldn't we do this
with the lights on?

Mom says
it's just my imagination.

'Nothing to fear.'

Easy for her to say.

I like this, don't you?
This is good, don't you think?

Makes the room, like,
a whole lot...brighter.

Michael, this has got to stop!

Please, Linda, please.
Just for tonight, please.

'Pay attention, kid.'

We got a blockage
on the 3rd main.

That's under
the old part of town.

Now, nobody's checked it out
for a couple years.

The back up valve
is right there.

All you gotta do is open it,
and you're done. Clean flush.

You got it?

Clean flush. I got it.

Good boy.

Aren't you coming?

No, no, you're going solo today.
Have fun.

Solo, huh?

Huh.

Ed Norton, eat
your heart out, huh?

Hey, Ralph.

Ha, I got this licked.

Hey, I got this beat, eh?

I'm smarter
than the average bear.

Babbling Billy.
Yeah, that's what I am.

Okay. No problem.

It's just
a little walk in the park.

It's just a walk in the woods.

It's just a walk on the beach.

It's just a walk in..

It's just a walk.

Now, I've seen that before.

Oh, no.
God, no, please. No.

Al, Al, Al,
there's something down there

i-in the old valve.

There was this hatchway
and it opened by itself

and then this thing
came at me, it came at me with--

Hold it!

Okay, take it easy, don't worry.

Did you get the valve open?

No, I didn't get the valve open!

Okay, look, don't worry,
it'll be alright

as long as it don't rain
and overflow.

- Al, Al, Al.
- Look, go home.

I..

Go home.

I don't know.

This one's one of the
pretty tight

huh, Ralphie?

'Okay, that's it.'

Come and get me, sucker.

No, no, no!

Michael, that's it!
It's either me or the lights!

Please, Linda, I'm going nuts.

I understand, okay?
I'm sympathetic.

But you kept me up
all last night.

I need to get some sleep!

Now, get a grip
on yourself, Michael.

I'm here.

It's okay, I'm here.

You're right, you're right.
You're right.

That does it!

Please, Linda,
just one little light!

You're 25 years old, Michael.

You're not supposed
to be afraid of the dark.

- You're a grown man!
- L-Linda, please.

- Just for tonight.
- I don't care.

If I have to get on the bu

I am gonna get some sleep.

Linda..

...all the men in the worl

I have to date..

- Linda.
- Goodbye, Michael.

Linda. Linda!

It'll be okay, kid

as long as it doesn't rain.

Hey, kiddo.

It rained last night.

Valve, old tunnel.

I'm on it.

Clean flush.

What the hell?

Okay, I'm outta here.

Are you alright, mister?

I think so.

What the hell is that thing?

The thing in your closet

under your bed in the dark

It's whatever scares you.

- Who are you?
- Michael Bowman.

Oh. Hold it, okay?

I'mMichael Bowman.

How'd you get my gun?

- How did you getmygun?
- I don't know.

You kids should not
play with guns.

Grown-ups should not be afraid
of the dark.

If you are me,
you are me grown up.

I can't believe
what a geek I'm gonna be.

Hey, do you think growing up

is like playing a Nintendo game?

You know, my mom..

...our mom always says

you have to face
what scares you.

She's right.

Here.

Keep this for luck.

You will need it.

And, um,
sorry about the geek crack

Oh. Oh, no sweat.

One question.

- If you're really me, that is.
- Hm.

Girls. We finally get one,
don't we?

- Yeah.
- Worth the wait?

Yeah.

Clean flush. I'm on it.

Al, I got it!

I got the valve! Clean flush!

Take it easy.
You done good, kid.

You done good.

'Yeah, victim fell down
a sewer entrance.'

'Condition critical,
we're coming in.'

Hey!

What a fall!

It was no fall.

Albino alligators.

Gets 'em every time.

There's nothing to fear
but fear. Trust me.

You know, anyone can talk to me.

I don't know what he was sayin'.

What do you mean
you don't have "Royal Blend?"

- Everybody has it.
- Sorry, kid.

But if I ain't got it,
I ain't got it.

I mean, what do
you want me to do?

Sneak into somebody's hous

and wrestle it out of their VCR?

- Okay, huh?
- Fine.

Then I'll just have
my mom drive me over

to some other
stupid video place.

Wait a minute.

Here. Try this.

What is it?

"Chainsaw Bikers"
that'll knock your socks off.

Yeah, right.

Hey, come on.
It's got babes and bazookas.

You can't lose.

Hey, kid, you wanna work for me?

For you, scuz?

No way. I make more
with my allowance.

And my parents are cheap.

Oh, yeah, right!
Don't forget to rewind!

- Where the hell have you been?
- I've been at the hospital.

My boyfriend's had an accident.

He's really messed up.

Oh..

Lover boy's out of action, huh?

Leave me alone, please.

Mm, I love a little
resistance when I lay pipe.

It heightens the rush.

Back off, toad.

Toad?

Wanna play leapfrog?

It's for you.

- Yello.
- 'Sexual harassment hotline.'

'May I help you?'

Hey, John Love.

I pay you
to watch for shoplifters

not "Suzy Suckle Seattle."

Yes, sir, Mr. McKenna.

Out of here!
Take your clumsy outta here!

I need a manicure.

Raymond Jordan,
Black Night Audio?

Do you have a minute?

Oh, I'm a busy man, Mr. Jordan.

I'm a busy man.

I'm a collector
for Black Night Audio.

You owe us
a lot of money, Mr. McKenna.

For a self help
audio cassettes we advanced you.

Ha ha.

Audio cassettes.

Sorry, but I'm in the, uh,
video cassette business.

So can you, uh

show me a contract.

No...because you already

sold the cassettes.

And as for a contract

we shook hands.

Art of the deal, Mr. Jordan.

Art of the deal.

Sotha

"How To Be A Mega Success

or your money back."

It's a joke, right?

This is special.

This is the prototype
of our new subliminal

sleep-learnin'
light enhancement tape.

It is designed to activate
the innate inner talent

of the person who uses it.

Bring them to the surface.

Use it tonight
when you go to bed.

With your knowledge
of making money..

...if it works for you..

...imagine..

...you can wake up tomorro
and become a rich man.

Beyond your wildest dreams

Eh, I don't know.

I mean, I'm a busy man.

What's the hook?

Maybe you'll..

...square your bill?

Carry the line of them.

What do you say?

No strings.

No strings.

A poem

by Freddy Krueger.

"I once met a guy who was sleaze

"Whose throat
I then slit with much ease

"He thought he had smarts

"Till I cut off his parts

"And then all he had left

were his .."

Hey! Hey!

Bleep this!

Son of a..

"How To Be A Mega Success."

'Welcome to Black Night Audio'

'Self Help Cassette series.'

'Where all your dreams
can become reality.'

'How To Be A Mega Success.'

'Start by closing your eyes.'

'Now visualize
the most important'

'thing in your life.'

Mommy!

Daddy?

Where did we go wrong?

Wrong?

What wrong?

We failed you, son.

I'm a success.

You're a butt, son.

Pure and simple.

'Selfish.'

'Vicious.'

'You're a low-life,
double-talking'

'lecherous slime ball.'

Not to mention
a poor dresser and..

...halitosis.

If only he'd kept a clean room.

Ate his spinach, made his bed!

Not enough discipline!

Son?

Wait a minute.

The two of you are dead.

This is going
to hurt you much worse

than it's going to hurt us, son.

Uh-huh.

What the hell
was that all about?

Murray. Is that you?

Rebecca.

Honey, I just had
the weirdest dream.

I was a kid again and..

...my parents came into my room

and they wonked off my..

Oh.

How stupid of me.

You're my girl.

With the blood test together

we have great safe sex.

Had, you worm.

You're a low-life,
double-talking

lecherous slime ball.

Who's Conan?

'You think
you're such a big man, eh?'

Well, now you're nobody.

Nothing but a fat belly

flat nose piece of

coagulated yellow boogers and I

I, yo man,
I'm sick of your insults

you peer, you bossin' me
like you own the whole world!

Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa.
W-w-wait a, wait a minute. I..

H-h-how about a raise, huh?

'M-minimum wage,
a-a promotion.

Head of security
in my store, okay?

Come on, what do you say, huh?

That's it.

That's it,
that security guard is fired

first thing tomorrow morning.

That jerk is finished.

He's nothing
but historical data.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

What kind of hangover is this?

Mm, mm?

Mm..

Mm..

Oh..

Dream.

Oh, it was just a dream.

Hello, maggot!

You really had me
going there for a while.

- Did I?
- 'Oh, yeah, sure.'

Dream after dream after dream.

Ooh, cool effect. Ha ha.

Still don't get
the drift, do you, Murray?

- What drift?
- 'You don't wake up.'

Till Isay<row16

Go suck an egg.

Ooh. Mm-mm.

Bad attitude.

You know that's somethin'
you should work on.

'You got no respect.'

'You use people'

'you hurt people'

and it means nothin' to you.

But that can change.

In fact

I'll even help you change.

Back to normal? Uh-uh.

Not so fast, brother-in-law.

You..

Get out of my dream.

Get out!

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up. Wake up.
Wake the hell up!

You wake up

when Iwantyou to wak

Oh, no.

Everything is gonna be alright.

Everything is gonna be just fine

because I am going

to will you out of my mind

Om..

Oh, will me a pepperoni pizza,
will you, Murray?

Oh, this isn't possible.

It isn't.

What do you want from me?

What are you doing to me?

We have been down this block

brother-in-law.

Subliminal manipulation?

Power of suggestion?

The tape.

It was a bullet

with your name on it.

So..

...Murraybaby!

You best..

...go with the flow.

Getwiththe program.

Because your subconscious

is mine!

Murray, baby.

That won't do any good.
This is a dream.

And that is the dream
version of the tape.

The real you
is still lying in bed.

Stillsnoozing.

While the real tape
is stillrolling along

and rolling along

and along and along.

Alright!<TO

I surrender!

Uncle! Are you happy now? Huh?

You happy? You won! Okay?

I give up!

What do you want?

What you owe us.

Half your store, your money.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

You're dreamin' now, pal!

Never!

Have it your way.

The Black Night
collection department

will pick up from here.

Finalpayment

Brother-in-law!

Yeah, let 'em try.

Just let 'em tr..

Oh.

Hold them off for me, pal.

I've been here before.

I've been here before.

And I didn't like it
the last time either.

Oh, no!

No.

Okay! I give up!

Uncle!

Murray MacNeil surrenders!

Are you happy?

I give up!

Need a lift?

Had enough?

Alright. Okay!

You win, I give up!

Do you agree
to the terms we discussed?

Yes! Done!

Pay our bill and sign over
half your assets.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Anything! I'll do anything!

Just let me wake up please!

Get out.

All of that
only took 25 minutes?

Okay, pal.

You win.

I hereby

pay Ray Jordan

and Black Night

one half

of all I own.

Sincerely..

Okay.

I'll call
the lawyer in the morning

and I'll take this
down to the store.

Now.

Then everything will be fine.

Everything's gonna be copacetic.
Everything's gonna be cool.

Except for one detail.

No! It's me!

You...twit.

Hold on. 9-1-1.

4-1-1.

'Operator, operator.'

'Operator,
a man about to go Babylon!'

Oh, no. Boss.

- I just shot you?
- You're fired, you putz.

Oh, no!

No way! But..

I'm still dreaming?

I-I'm still trapped?

Alright! Now you're catchin' on!

Very good.

But-but-but I signed the papers!

A-and I owe you
f-for half of all I own.

Y-you said
you'd let me out of it.

We shook on it!

What was it you told me

when we were back in your store?

"Art of the deal."

Yes, sir.Artof the deal.

But we shook hands!

So?

Well, looks like
I'm out of here, sleaze.

No!

Mr. Jordan?

Don't leave me.

Please?

To sleep..

...perchance to dream.

To dream.

To dream.

To dream.

To dream.