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PETER: Tell me there's
something better.
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Yee-haw!
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Go ahead. Try.
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How I spent
my summer vacation,
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by Peter Benjamin Parker.
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I can sum it up in one
glorious, hyphenated word.
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Spider-Man.
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I am the spectacular
Spider-Man!
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Only one thing missing.
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It's my last night
before school starts,
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and I could really
use some action.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Did I tell you?
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One getaway jump
to the next building,
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and we're a million
bucks richer.
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This ain't no
million-buck haul,
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not after the Big Man
takes his cut anyway.
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Aw, shut up
and jump.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, no.
Not again.
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[MARKO GROANING]SPIDER-MAN: Yep. Again.
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[CHUCKLES]
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What is this, Marko?
Like, the third time
this summer?
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Just wait till
I get my hands
on you,
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you skinny
little creep!
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Okay, so Marko,
now tell me,
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the new Spider-signal,
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too much?
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It's my first night
trying it out,
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and I'm just not sure
it screams "Friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man."
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[GROANS]Be brutal.
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I mean, as a guy
with a lot of experience
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getting thrashed
by, well, me,
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I really value
your opinion.
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BIG MAN:
This is a live feed?
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Then I've
seen enough.
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Summon the Enforcers.
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Already on their way.
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♪ Livin' on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swingin' from
the highest ledge
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♪ He could leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving in the
speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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PETER:
I've never been so pumped
for the first day of school,
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because today,
everything changes.
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AUNT MAY: It isn't getting
any easier, Anna.
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We're almost
out of money.
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ANNA: But May,
I'm sure Ben left...
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Ben Parker was many,
many wonderful things,
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but a financial wizard
he was not.
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[SIGHS]
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I miss him so.
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Oh, but listen
to me go on.
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We'll manage.
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And please, not
a word of this to Peter.
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I wouldn't want him
to be concerned.
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[COUGHS]
Hey, Aunt May.
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How's the most beautiful girl
in Forest Hills this morning?
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[LAUGHS]
Peter.
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Now hurry off.
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You don't wanna be late
on your first day.
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No, ma'am.
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TOOMES:
I blame you for this.
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You told me to bring
my magnetic air-transport
system to OsCorp.
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I know, but...You arranged the meeting
with Norman Osborn.
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And I had the best
intentions.
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He studied my ideas
and rejected them,
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then announces
OsCorp's tech-flight
four months later!
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[STAMMERING]
I am sorry, Adrian.
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Don't you dare apologize,
Doctor.
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OsCorp has nothing
to apologize for.
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Nothing to...
Osborn, you stole my work!
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That's dangerous talk,
Mr. Toomes.
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Dangerous
and unsupportable.
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Listen,
you old buzzard.
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You've been at this
for decades without
one success to your name.
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If you never accomplished
anything as a young man,
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who'd believe
you created tech-flight
as an old one?
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Boys, show
Mr. Toomes out.
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Good news.
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I don't blame
you anymore.
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[BLOWS]
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PETER: All right,
the Parkers are desperate
for cold, hard cash,
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but I'm not letting that
spoil this moment.
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Hey, Pete!
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Harry, Gwen,
how'd summer treat you?
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Science camp was fun.
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Yeah, well,
the world tour stunk.
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My dad spent
the whole trip
locked in boardrooms,
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so I spent mine
locked in boredom.
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I should have
stayed in town
with you, Pete.
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At least we could've
done nothing together.
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But now we're back.
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So, you ready
for the torture
that is M cubed?
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It'll be different now.
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Really? 'Cause you spent
half sophomore year
stuffed in a locker.
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Pete?
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Where you going?
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PETER:
To face my destiny.
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Peter Parker's a wall-crawler,
not a wallflower,
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and my life
is about to change.
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[STAMMERING]
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Uh, Sally?
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What's he...
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Is he...
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I think he is.
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SALLY:
Are you damaged?BOTH: He did.
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Why in the world
do you think
I'd ever go out
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with Midtown High's
champion geek?
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Hey, Rand, "Puny Parker's"
hitting on your girl.
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[STAMMERING]
Rand, I didn't know
you two were...
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It's cool.Cool?
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You don't care?
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Why? You wanna
go out with him?
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I want to walk on
a Parker-free planet,
thank you very much.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Lucky you didn't try this
with my girl, Parker.
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If your geek sweat got
within one mile of Liz...
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Back off, Flash.
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I won't be your
punching bag anymore.
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Things have changed.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
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You hear him
threaten me, dude?
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Nerd thinks
he's Spider-Man.
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Mmm.
Pound cake.
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[SIGHS]
My lunch!
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Come on.
The Big Man
wants a word.
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Enforcers
all present and
accounted for, boss.
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BIG MAN:
Thank you, Hammerhead.
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Gentlemen, I'll get
right to the point.
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For the last four months,
a pest has plagued
our operations.
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At first, I could hardly
credit the reports.
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Thought the boys
were trying to stiff us.
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Had to get a little
rough to make sure
they was sincere.
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Establishing
patterns of movement
took all summer,
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but last night,
we had confirmation.
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The Spider-Man is real.
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And you want the Enforcers
to wrangle up
this here spider.
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No, Montana.
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I want you
to squash it.
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[BELL RINGING]
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Chapter one by tomorrow,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Mr. Parker, Miss Stacy,
a word.
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I wonder if either of you
remember a field trip
we took last year
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to the laboratory of
Dr. Curtis Connors
at Empire State University.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[HEART BEATING]
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[HEART BEATS ACCELERATING]
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[CHUCKLES]
Trust me.
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That's one field trip
I'll never forget.
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Me neither. Dr. Connors'
research was thrilling.
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I'm glad you
feel that way,
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because he's offering
two internships
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to promising high schoolers.
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I recommended
my two star pupils.
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You start
this afternoon.
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PETER: Thanks for
letting me kill time
at your place, Harry.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm not due at the
E.S.U. lab for another hour.
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I'm just surprised
you're not hanging
at the school paper.
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Aren't you their
star photographer
or something?
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Not anymore.
Someone else
can take pictures
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of Flash prancing
around the gridiron.
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I'll be too busy
raking in the green.
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Is this part of
the same reality
where Sally Avril's your...
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A minor setback.
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But at least this
lab job solves
the Parker money problems.
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I mean, look around.
All this belongs
to your dad,
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and he's a scientist.
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NORMAN: Boys,
come out here.
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I couldn't
help overhearing.
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I'm sorry,
Mr. Osborn. I...
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Don't you dare
apologize, son.
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I never do.
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So what's this
about a lab job?
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At E.S.U., working
with Curt Connors.
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Connors, huh?
Quite an opportunity.
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Don't suppose
you were considered
for the honor, Harry?
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No, sir.
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It's totally not
a big deal, Mr. O,
but thanks.
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We'll get out
of your way now.
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Osborn!
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[GASPS]
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Dad.
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[NORMAN SCREAMS]
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What do we do?
I...
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Call the cops.
Do it. Go!
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Tell the truth, Osborn.
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Can your tech-flight do this?
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[NORMAN SCREAMS]
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Toomes?
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Not Toomes now.
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I'm what you called me.
I'm the Vulture.
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I called you
a buzzard.What?
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You can't even
get the name right.
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[SCREAMS]
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Toomes, stop.
What will any
of this accomplish?
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A means to an end,
Osborn.
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Something you know
all about.
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You will announce
to the world
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that Adrian Toomes
is the genius
behind tech-flight.
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You will pay me
all that I am owed,
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and you will publicly
apologize for
stealing my invention!
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I never apologize,
old man.
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I may be an old man,
but I'm not a patient one.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Whoa, guys, you play
hot potato hardcore.
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What is this?
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These skies
are mine now!
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SPIDER-MAN:
He may be right.
I really just rent.
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What are you
babbling about?
Put me down!
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Dude, you are the bossiest
damsel in distress
I have ever rescued.
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Also the ugliest,
heaviest and the first.
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BOTH: Who are you?
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Why, I'm your
friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man, of course.
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Spider-Man?
I thought you were
a myth.
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Man, I need
a new press agent.
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He's not helping, Stan.
The perps he nabs almost
always walk and...
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[GASPS]SPIDER-MAN:
Heads up.
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[GRUNTS]
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What's going on?Explanations inside!
Now!
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Look, beaky, I admire
anyone who dresses up
as their favorite animal,
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and better still,
you can fly.
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So I gotta ask.
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You heard the one
about great power coming
with great responsibility?
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[SNARLS]
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Whoa! Beaky,
don't fly away mad.
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The name
is Vulture!
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[STAMMERING]
That's great, Harry.
I'm glad that your dad's safe.
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Me? Well, you know, I tried
to follow 'em on foot,
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and I ran for blocks,
but...
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Yeah, I guess
that was pretty useless.
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Hey, look, I'm late,
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00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:19,453
and Gwen's giving me
the look, so bye.
249
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,801
I so was not
giving you the look.
250
00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:24,113
But I am late,
right?
251
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,425
EDDIE: Always, bro.
252
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,152
Eddie!Hey, Gwen.
253
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:29,739
Bro, what are you
doing here?
254
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:32,121
Work here.
I'm the Connors'
personal lab assistant.
255
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,674
Not bad for a frosh,
huh?
256
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:34,779
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,367
Eddie Brock's a freshman.
258
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,162
College freshman,
little man.
259
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:40,302
But I'm guessing
you're missing me
at Midtown High, huh?
260
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,787
No one to keep
Flash Thompson
off your back?
261
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,375
Stole your shoes
again, huh?
262
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,036
[CLEARS THROAT]
Peter Parker,
Gwen Stacy,
263
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,279
I'd like you to meet
Dr. Martha Connors.
264
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,868
Eddie's told us great things
about you both.
265
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,421
Said you wore
clean underwear.
266
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,285
Lucky I didn't
say socks.
267
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,875
[BEEPS]MARTHA: Curt,
stop hiding in the office.
268
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,532
New interns are here.
269
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:05,948
I'll be right out.
270
00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,640
Peter, Gwen, this is
E.S.U.'s resident genius,
271
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,297
my husband, Curt.
272
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,403
It's an honor to
meet you, Dr. Connors.
273
00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:15,233
You look familiar, son.
274
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,786
Weren't you the boy
that was bit...
275
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,892
By the science bug.
You know it!
276
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,963
MARTHA: Now,
we won't overdo it
the first day.
277
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,240
Eddie will show you
around the lab,
278
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,277
but the real work
can start tomorrow.
279
00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:25,554
So, questions welcome.
280
00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,211
Here's one.
281
00:14:27,245 --> 00:14:29,109
What does
this gig pay?
282
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:32,112
Pete, you're
a high school kid
with zero experience.
283
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,976
You're not getting paid.
284
00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,429
[PETER SIGHS]
285
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,017
Aunt May needs my help.
286
00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:42,088
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
287
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,193
Oh, Pete,
don't angst, okay?
288
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,815
It'll come to you.
289
00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,062
Well, I'm waiting!
290
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,758
You gotta admit,
the girl knows her stuff.
291
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:06,871
Oh. Today's been
one-stop shopping
for disappointment.
292
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,529
No money at home,
no cool at school,
293
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,739
I nearly pavement splat
fighting a wacko with wings,
294
00:15:12,773 --> 00:15:16,398
and nowDaily Bugle security
won't even let me
use the elevator.
295
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:19,056
But May and Ben Parker
didn't raise no quitters.
296
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:21,368
Any quitters.
You get the idea.
297
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,922
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
298
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,063
JAMESON:
Get that downstairs now!
299
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:27,271
Robbie,
where's my layout?
300
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,549
Foswell,
I ordered that rewrite
12 seconds ago.
301
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,585
Lee, I'm not paying you
to sit on your keister!
302
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,346
And you!Me?
303
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:36,452
Yeah, you! I sent you
for my bagel and schmear
nine minutes ago.
304
00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,972
You sent Benny,
Mr. Jameson, and it's
only been three minutes.
305
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:42,424
Actually, sir,
I've got something
better than a bagel.
306
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,184
Oh, yeah?
What's that?
307
00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,842
A proposal.
I think I can get
you pictures,
308
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:50,328
photos of Spider-Man
in action.
309
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,847
I bet it would sell
a lot of newspapers.
310
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:54,436
What do you know
about selling papers?
You're a kid!
311
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,196
Worse, you're a teenager.
312
00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:57,922
Miss Brant, call security.
313
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,062
Get this wailing infant
out of my face,
314
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,478
out of my city room,
out of my town!
315
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:09,278
Hey, what the Bugle
needs is photos of
Spider-Man in action.
316
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:11,625
Now that would sell
newspapers, huh?
317
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,111
[SIGHS]
Today officially reeks.
318
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:17,700
Not one thing's gone right,
319
00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:20,669
and now the amazing
Spider-Man is reduced
320
00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,912
to sneaking around
for his shoes.
321
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:29,850
All clear?
322
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,335
VULTURE: Osborn!
323
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:33,993
Go! Go!
324
00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:37,203
You won't escape me again!
325
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,689
My thought exactly.
326
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:43,278
Target sighted
at last known location.
327
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:46,522
Boys, let's
squash us a bug.
328
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,765
[BEEPING]
329
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,808
SPIDER-MAN:
Trick or treat!
330
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,052
[GROANS]
331
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:03,367
[CHUCKLES]
I mean, you are celebrating
Halloween in September, right?
332
00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,231
Or am I not one to talk?
333
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:07,923
[GRUNTS]
334
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:08,820
Whoa!
335
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,720
Huh?
336
00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:12,721
Whoa!
337
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:19,210
Strangest darn gig
Big Man's ever
slid our way.
338
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:22,179
We're flying with
the freaks now, boys.
339
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:25,009
I got no idea what
that big bird's about,
340
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,392
but I am mighty glad
he's keeping our bug busy.
341
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,738
[BEEPS]Target locked.
342
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,120
Whoa.
My Spider-sense is...
343
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:35,744
[GRUNTING]
344
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:42,509
Whoa!
345
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,547
[GASPS]
346
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,481
Ox, Fancy Dan,
you're up.
347
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,276
[GRUNTS]
348
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,106
[GROANS]
349
00:17:56,385 --> 00:18:00,009
Look, pal, if you
needed a breath mint,
you just had to ask.
350
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,253
[GRUNTING]
351
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,220
[GROANS]
352
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:23,205
Oh. That's not good.
353
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,207
[GROANS]
354
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:40,153
MONTANA: Ah, ah, ah.
Boys need a workout.
Now, no turning tail.
355
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,775
Seriously,
who are you guys?
356
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,159
I think we lost him.
357
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,126
[POUNDING]
358
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:05,005
[GROANS]
359
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,076
It's not that I'm running,
but there's this Vulture guy
out there,
360
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:08,354
so if we could
just postpone...
361
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,700
[GRUNTS]
362
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,116
You're strong.
Point taken.
363
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,773
But can you
do this?
364
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,155
[OX GROANS]Didn't think so.
365
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,192
Now I know
you can tear
right through that,
366
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,540
but I wouldn't
recommend it.
367
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:25,957
Son, you're making
the Enforcers look bad.
I can't have that.
368
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:31,377
You will apologize!I won't!
369
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,312
Man, this is a sweet ride.
370
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:37,348
That sunroof come standard?
371
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,557
Why do you defend
that thief Osborn?
372
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,353
Uncool!
373
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,044
Do you know what
these Spider-suits cost?
374
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,773
Never fought anyone
like this group of bozos.
375
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,951
Only one thing
I know for sure.
376
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,230
I can't let Harry
lose his dad the way
I lost Uncle Ben.
377
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,576
[GROANS]Surf's up!
378
00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,474
[WHOOPS]
379
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:03,823
There!
The car park!
Go! Go!
380
00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:06,688
No!
381
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,794
This is all your fault!
382
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,700
Two birds, one stone.
383
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,849
Where'd that varmint
get to now?
384
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,164
Did you really
think you could hide
from me there?
385
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:43,897
My wing!
386
00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:45,347
I can't steer!
387
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:47,004
Yeah, but you're
still airborne.
388
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,764
How does that work,
exactly?
389
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:51,388
Yo, Vultie,
your hump's humming.
390
00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:54,183
You idiot!
You've doomed us both!
391
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,876
[LAUGHS]
You so have not
been paying attention.
392
00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,499
Yee-haw!
393
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:06,541
[SIRENS BLARING]
394
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:08,819
[GRUNTS]
395
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,962
Well, three out
of four ain't bad,
396
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:16,585
especially on bizarre
bad guy night.
397
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,450
Now, if I can
just get my shoes.
398
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:27,631
Oh, perfect end
to a perfect day.
399
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,051
Aunt May,
you're awake.
400
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,604
Sit down, Peter.
We need to talk.
401
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:38,297
I know you're
a good boy
402
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,402
and growing up to be
a fine young man,
403
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,508
the man
of the house now.
404
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,993
But you're still
my responsibility.
405
00:21:45,027 --> 00:21:47,306
I can't have you
out till midnight.
406
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,446
You're to be home
by 10:00.
407
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,068
That's my bedtime.But Aunt May...
408
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,761
If you're late,
you call before 10:00.
409
00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:57,937
If you do call,
it had better be to say
you're on your way home.
410
00:21:57,971 --> 00:22:00,388
That's the law
in this house, Peter.
411
00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:01,837
Do we understand
each other?
412
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:04,737
[CHUCKLES]
Sure, Aunt May.
That's fair.
413
00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:09,120
Lovely. Now,
how about a slice of
banana cream pie?
414
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:12,158
Okay, nothing went
as planned today.
415
00:22:12,192 --> 00:22:14,160
Understatement of the year.
416
00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:18,337
But I'm still Spider-Man
and still undefeated.
417
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:21,995
And I still have
this amazing person
watching out for me.
418
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,618
Tell me there's
something better.
419
00:22:23,652 --> 00:22:25,171
Go ahead. Try.
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