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♪ Wonderful
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♪ The Mighty God
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♪ The Everlasting Father
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♪ The Prince of Peace
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♪
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Oh, I can't wait
for fucking Christmas!
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Don't ever say the F word
with Christmas, Jesse.
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I didn't meant to!
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I'm just so fucking excited.
- Hush.
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Not more excited than me.
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Santa's bringing me stuff
to be a singer.
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Only if you're good, Judy.
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♪ Wonderful Counselor...
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Eli, it is glorious!
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It's the biggest tree
in Rogers.
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I had it shipped
all the way from California.
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It's picture time.
Let's bring it in
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for some
Gemstones Christmas cheer.
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♪
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Ow, Judy, quit!
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Piss your pants.
Make a mess, baby.
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Judy.
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Ooh, for Christmas
I'm gonna get Kelvin a weapon,
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so the little dumb-dumb
can defend himself.
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I'm thinking knives
or something.
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Don't buy your brother
a knife for Christmas, Jesse.
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Okay.
Maybe nunchucks then.
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No weapons.
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Man, you all are gonna
ruin this kid.
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He's finna grow up a pussy.
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Ugh, Jesse said "pussy."
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I can hear.
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You don't need
to keep saying it.
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A pussy ain't a cuss.
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It's a type of person.
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One who doesn't like
to do stuff
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and is scared of everything.
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It's not a cuss.
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Jesse, you so dumb,
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playin' like "pussy"
ain't a cuss word.
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Nobody else say pussy!
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Everybody just smile
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and say "Merry Christmas,"
God damn it.
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all: Merry Christmas.
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both: God damn it.
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♪ Praise
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♪
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♪ Praise
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It's very impressive, Eli.
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Should be, we spent
enough money on it.
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This studio is
too damn small.
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I want to upgrade.
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They're building
a new Coliseum.
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That means they're
selling the old one.
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I bet we could get it
for a steal.
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Yeah, well, you're
gonna have to steal it,
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'cause you can't afford it.
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After the family compound,
the amusement park,
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the zoo--
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Can't spend
more than you make.
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Well,
then I have to make more.
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Did we not learn anything
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from the Bakers
and Swaggarts of the world.
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The rich pastor thing
is not a good look.
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Maybe we should tighten
the belt,
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instead of going so big.
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I cannot imagine
a more ridiculous comment.
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It shows a fundamental misunderstanding
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of what the Gemstones
are all about.
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We have to go big!
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Big means success.
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People want to see
something bigger than life
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when they watch us.
Do you know why?
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Because Jesus' message
was bigger than life.
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I'm sorry
if that bothers you, Terry.
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The optics aren't good.
That's all.
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Don't insult me.
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I want to stand
before my flock on Christmas
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and tell them
we got some big gifts comin'.
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Stir some excitement.
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Get folks pumped
about what the Gemstones
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are up to next.
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If we're not careful,
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you may have
to stand before them
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and tell them that the church
is closing its doors.
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We're spending
more than we ever have.
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Let's get back to reality.
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What the fuck
are you even talking about?
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You know what?
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Get out.
You're fired.
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I'm fir--why?
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Because I need to find
me an accountant
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that don't look
like Jim Henson.
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Leave.
Be gone.
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Scram.
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I cast thee out!
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♪ Amen
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♪ Amen
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♪ Amen, amen, amen
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You got the spirit.
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♪ Little baby
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- ♪ Amen
- ♪ In the manger
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- ♪ Amen
- ♪ King Jesus
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♪ Amen, Amen, Amen
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Dang, Uncle Baby Billy
is thirsty.
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I'm sorry your cousin Harmon's
not here with us this holiday,
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but his mama's
a spiteful woman,
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and I don't think that
we will ever be seeing them
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ever again.
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Gloria left me.
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What happened?
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I'm asking myself
the same thing.
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I mean, we was
in the shopping mall,
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you know, looking at kittens.
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I was gonna get Harmon one
for Christmas--
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a little gray, little tabby--
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and then Gloria said
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she was gonna take him
to the potty,
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and they never came back.
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Well, this is terrible.
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And you ain't heard anything
from her since?
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Nothin'.
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You're aunt's got a dark side.
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She always seemed nice to me.
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Yeah. Mainly silent.
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Well, all those times
she wasn't talking,
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she was really
making judgments.
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She didn't like none of y'all,
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especially you, Kelvin.
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You know what she said?
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You have
the most boring haircut
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in the world.
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Zero.
Give that boy some mousse.
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Wet it down a little bit.
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Maybe we should just get
a divorce.
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Well, even if you do,
you can't let her take
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Harmon out of your life.
That is your boy.
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Harmon's complicit
here too now.
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I mean, he's calm,
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you know,
with that speech impediment,
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but when he gets cross,
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he's meaner than cat piss
in a cut.
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I don't want to talk
about this no more.
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Oh, my God.
Wha--
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Look at all these pretty faces.
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What's everybody doing now?
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Just getting ready
for Christmas.
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I know
that Baby Billy being here
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is an imposition, but, uh,
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this ain't me trying to squirm
my way in, or anything.
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You know, I just--
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I'm having
a rough go of it, y'all.
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But I ain't asking for money
or nothing, Eli.
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Okay? So I don't want
you thinking that.
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I didn't say anything.
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Yeah, but you thinking it.
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But I can read it
in your mind.
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Look, I know that this is
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a very stressful time
for you, Eli.
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I mean, I saw
that Barbara Walters special.
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You came off terrible.
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Just sweatin' like James Brown
onstage at the Apollo.
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That's them cameras
they use.
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Oh, is that it?
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I guess they also put on
ten pounds, right?
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But, yeah, just sweaty,
old Eli up there,
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sweatin' like a little old pig.
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I just need
a place to sleep
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till I can figure
this whole thing out.
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You can stay with us.
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- I can?
- He can?
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It's Christmas.
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No one should have to be alone.
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If we can help out, we should.
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Yeah.
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We goin' huntin', Eli?
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Oh, God damn,
we got a shooter!
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Oh.
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Daddy, what are you doing?
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- Oh, God.
- God damn, man.
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You almost scared
the shit out of me, old man.
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Damn, Daddy Roy,
you came all the way over here
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in your skivvies,
good Lord.
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Thought we were going
hunting, Eli?
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No, Daddy,
we ain't going hunting.
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Come on, let's get you home.
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I'll get him home.
Here, baby.
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Come on, Daddy.
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Is that some Alzheimer's?
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You can't let him
be wandering around.
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You got to chain him.
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Ridiculous.
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Carny rides and rollercoasters.
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It's just ridiculous.
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W-where we at?
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My--my home's in Arkansas.
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You mean that leaky shack
with bad wires?
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Here we built you
the grandest house
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anybody could ever want.
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Nothing I ever do
is good enough.
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Come on, let's go
get you cleaned up.
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Thank you.
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- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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Good morning,
my little elves.
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Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning, good morning.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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Good morning.
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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- Good morning, Dr. Gemstone!
- Good morning.
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together: Good morning,
Dr. Gemstone.
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- Good morning.
- Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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Good morning.
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Morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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Good morning to you.
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Good morning, Dr. Gemstone.
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- Hey!
- There's someone waiting
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for you in your office.
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♪
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I'm sorry, sir.
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It's my first day.
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I wanted to get an early start.
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In my chair?
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Nobody's supposed to even be
in this office
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if I'm not here.
- It's okay, sir.
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I'm--I'm so excited
to be here.
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You can trust me.
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Trust is earned, not given.
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What's your name again?
- Martin Imari.
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The new accountant.
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Martin Imari,
the new accountant.
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Good to meet you,
now get the hell out!
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Of course, Dr. Gemstone.
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Dr. Gemstone.
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Trudy, what do you got
for me today?
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You have a 10:30 meeting
with the deacons.
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And you have a message.
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Said he's a old friend
of yours,
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Glendon Marsh.
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Glendon Marsh?
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Hey,
look at this sharp fellow.
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He's wearing a suit
and a pocket square.
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It's just my working clothes.
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Oh, well excuse
the shit out of me.
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You still look
strong as a bull too.
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Don't make me blush.
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How's Junior?
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Still a dumbass.
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But that's okay.
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Look, he's pretty much
running the business now.
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I'm ready to retire.
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Let him run it into the ground
for all I care.
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Hey, y-you got any offspring?
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Three of them.
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Two teenagers, and the youngest
is four years old.
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Oh, I'm so happy
to see you doing well.
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Yeah, makes me damn proud
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what you've managed
to achieve.
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I certainly
have been blessed.
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Oh, shrewd is
what you've been.
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Yeah, bet you learned
some of that from me.
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The master.
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Yeah, I saw something in you
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00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,282
from the jump.
265
00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,633
I could tell you was
something special, Eli.
266
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,374
I hit a few bumps
in the road here recently.
267
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,072
Yeah.
You know, I've heard that.
268
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,639
Something about
some money trouble?
269
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:15,119
It's not as bad
as people are saying.
270
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,643
I am in some debt.
271
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,645
May have to scale back some.
272
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,342
Maybe not go
as big as I like,
273
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,691
but just for a bit--
274
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:22,823
Fuck that!
You gotta go big!
275
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,302
Exactly!
276
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,174
Especially now,
it's Christmas.
277
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,045
The spectacle's everything.
You can't scale down.
278
00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,481
That's right.
279
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,048
Eli, look, look,
I'd be happy
280
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,528
to pony up some money
281
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,790
if it would help out
your church.
282
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,444
I mean, come on.
283
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,707
You know I got me some bread.
284
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,970
Glendon, that's generous,
but I can't.
285
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,016
I don't want your charity.
286
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,104
Charity?
287
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:48,588
Hell, I want in.
288
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,981
I've saved a bit
over the years,
289
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:54,637
and I believe in you, Eli.
290
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,596
Paid off for me before.
291
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,685
I bet it'll pay off
for me again.
292
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,603
I do love tater tots.
Yeah!
293
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,627
Ohh! Oh, my God.
294
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,845
Oh, my God.
295
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,804
He is gonna be a prodigy.
296
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,632
Right now, I'm calling it.
You're a prodigy, you're a--
297
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,198
Like a genius?
298
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,591
Man, shut the front door.
299
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,027
Y'all can't throw
that word around.
300
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,681
Good for a kid?
Yes.
301
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,597
Prodigy?
No.
302
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,905
Hello,
all you beautiful people.
303
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:48,212
Oh, well,
somebody's in a good mood.
304
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,823
Why shouldn't I be?
305
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,825
I just found us
a million dollars.
306
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,348
Wha--
307
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,132
How?
From who?
308
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,568
Old pal of mine from Memphis,
Glendon Marsh.
309
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,266
He's a wrastlin' promoter.
310
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,268
He taught be a lot
back in the day.
311
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,661
Like what?
How to do a body slam?
312
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,011
Showmanship, for one, baby.
313
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,926
How to bring the heat.
314
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,058
You mean to tell me,
that this fella shows up here,
315
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,712
just out of nowhere,
316
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,845
and wants to give you
a million dollars?
317
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,585
He's retired.
318
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,240
He's looking for someplace
to park his money.
319
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,154
- All right.
- Daddy gonna be making
320
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,634
them fat stacks.
321
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,722
Fat stacks!
322
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,376
Just like in wrestling.
323
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,899
Right when you think
your hero is licked,
324
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,901
and you're ready
to count him out,
325
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,468
he gets
that sudden burst of energy
326
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,774
in the last fall.
327
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,782
Get it.
328
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,001
Break his back, Daddy!
329
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,002
Break it!
330
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,010
This is a real nice home
you got here.
331
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,969
Very impressive.
332
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:52,450
We broke the bank on it,
but I think it was worth it.
333
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,582
And that's why
we're over here
334
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,018
begging you for money now.
335
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,499
Oh!
She's a funny one, Eli.
336
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,371
Yeah, I'm glad I got
to finally meet you.
337
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,722
So Eli tells me
you're in promotions.
338
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,115
Oh, yes, ma'am.
Uh, wrestling promotions.
339
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,074
I also own
a vending machine company.
340
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,336
- Oh.
- Yeah, we do
341
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,947
soda pop, bubble gum, chips,
342
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,689
video poker, and them claw
games that the kids love.
343
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,648
I mean, I've got machines
all over Memphis,
344
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,259
so I hope y'all take quarters.
345
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,957
We take quarters.
346
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,525
Video poker,
as in gambling?
347
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,266
Uh-huh.
348
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,007
Video poker's for suckers
and old people.
349
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,704
It's a perfect business model.
350
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,793
I just hope this money
helps y'all out.
351
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,273
That's all I want.
352
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,188
You're doing a good thing, Glendon.
353
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,451
I don't know if I can
buy my way to heaven,
354
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,931
but I can sure as hell try!
355
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,461
Eli needs to watch himself.
356
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,419
I mean, who is this guy
357
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,596
that has all this money
just laying around, huh?
358
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,381
I mean, that don't sit right.
359
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,687
But Eli don't care.
360
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,212
And that is what happens
to poor people
361
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,996
when they get
their hands on cash.
362
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,216
They just can't
help themselves.
363
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,521
It's--they just want
to grab as much of it
364
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,262
as they possibly can,
365
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,350
so they don't ever
have to be poor ever again.
366
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,830
And that right there?
367
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:08,918
That is Eli to a T,
Aimee-Leigh.
368
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,007
Just stuffing himself
369
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,487
till he shits his pants.
370
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,969
He's already got himself
a fat cat.
371
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,145
And he's out there right now
trying to get even more.
372
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,974
Who's this fat cat?
373
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,932
Is he lucid?
Is he with us?
374
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,892
Yes. Grandaddy Roy knows
what's going on, don't you?
375
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,589
You actually might
remember him, Roy.
376
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,982
Old buddy of Eli's
he used to run around with
377
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,461
in Memphis.
378
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,159
Fellow by the name
of Glendon Marsh?
379
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,423
I--I don't want Eli
hanging around that man.
380
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,339
He keeps coming in here
late at night.
381
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,080
Ruth.
Ruth!
382
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,342
Ew, Mama.
383
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,909
He's calling you Ruth.
384
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,258
He thinks you're Grandma.
385
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,173
God.
386
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,305
I'm not Ruth, Roy.
387
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,220
I'm Aimee-Leigh.
388
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,483
Keep Eli away from him.
389
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,969
I'm more than happy
to be helping you, Eli,
390
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,624
but as you know,
I deal mostly in cash.
391
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,801
So we have us
a bit of a conundrum here,
392
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:09,457
'cause I can't be having
banks and lawyers
393
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,546
involved in my money.
394
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,288
Leaves me vulnerable in a way
I'm just not comfortable with.
395
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,593
Pull!
396
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,730
How can I accept
a donation that large
397
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,471
without lawyers and banks?
398
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,733
Pull!
399
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,911
What I had in mind was,
400
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,044
I will give you $3 million,
401
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,220
all cash.
402
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,266
And you treat it like
I put money in that basket.
403
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,746
And I only want
$2,000,000 back,
404
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,617
so you make an easy mil.
405
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,880
Sounds like money laundering.
406
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,578
Think of it as tithing.
407
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,798
Now, I know you enjoy
the tax-free lifestyle, Eli.
408
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,063
Do not begrudge me the same.
409
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,239
Pull!
410
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,156
What do you mean,
you don't see
411
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,809
what the big deal is?
412
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,637
Baby, when somebody
puts a dollar bill
413
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,248
in the basket on Sunday,
414
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,076
we don't ask
where the money came from.
415
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,251
For all we know,
they could have robbed
416
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,730
a liquor store.
417
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,254
Yeah.
418
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,604
But you know
Glendon's money is dirty.
419
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,258
You know it, Eli.
420
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,391
I'm surprised at you,
I really am.
421
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,916
Surprised I'm trying
to keep our family afloat?
422
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,787
We need the money.
423
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,050
You've seen how the media snobs
look down on us,
424
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,834
like we're some kind of joke.
425
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,401
Baby, they just
don't understand
426
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,621
what it is
that we're working toward.
427
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,318
But compromising our morals
428
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,712
ain't gonna make them
understand it any better.
429
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,670
You know as well as I do,
this ain't right.
430
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,063
Oh, tell me, please.
431
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,891
What's right and wrong,
Princess?
432
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,719
So righteous.
433
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,373
You struck it rich
at 12 years old.
434
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,940
Me and Glendon had
to scratch our way
435
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,637
out of the dirt.
436
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:47,685
Where is he?
437
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:48,686
Where is that little boy?
438
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,427
Where is he?
439
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,254
- He's above you.
- What about my favorite son?
440
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,303
Didn't know
y'all were having
441
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,087
slumber parties.
442
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,567
Well, wasn't shit
going on in my room,
443
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,655
so I was trying to see
if there was
444
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,786
any action in here.
445
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,397
What'd you find?
446
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,833
Uncle Tickles molesting Kelvin?
- Hey.
447
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,574
Floppin' that little dong?
448
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,618
Hey, hey, hey, you hush
with that kind of talk,
449
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,272
you little son of a gun.
450
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,404
No, I'm serious now.
Ain't nobody playing
451
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,883
no dong pong in here.
452
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,928
Uncle Baby Billy,
I don't want
453
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,451
you to sleep in here.
454
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,584
Well, choke on shit, Kelvin.
455
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,499
That's a swear, FYI.
456
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,283
Well, you about to hear
a lot more of them
457
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,894
if you don't zip them lips
and get in that bed.
458
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,114
That goes for all y'all now.
459
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,811
Now, I'm emotionally fragile,
460
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,249
and conflict will fuck
with my sleep, okay?
461
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,515
You know Baby needs
his beauty sleep, now.
462
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,647
Everybody be quiet.
463
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,997
I'm sorry you're going
through a divorce,
464
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,607
Uncle Baby Billy.
465
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,088
We choose you
over Aunt Gloria.
466
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698
Speak for yourself, Jesse.
467
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,439
I haven't made my choice
about nothing yet.
468
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:46,744
Well, it ain't like
she's over here
469
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:47,658
trying to win us
on her side.
470
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,399
No, she ain't.
471
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,184
And her only connection
to y'all is via me,
472
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,490
so she ain't shit
to y'all now anyway.
473
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,275
What about weird
Cousin Harmon?
474
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,495
Harmon...
475
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,672
is gonna go with his mama.
476
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:05,546
So he don't mean nothing
to y'all now too.
477
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,461
I don't--I don't want
to talk about him.
478
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,810
Dang.
479
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,551
I'm gonna miss that kid.
480
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,509
I won't.
481
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,383
Me neither.
482
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:25,653
$3 million is
a rather large sum.
483
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,872
This much money must be
declared and documented.
484
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,483
It's--this is a church.
485
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,267
You ain't gotta be
reportin' money
486
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,183
to the government,
come on now.
487
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,185
I will handle this
however you want,
488
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,752
Dr. Gemstone.
489
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,928
There you go, Eli.
490
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,408
What do you say?
491
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,154
♪
492
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,025
Glendon,
493
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,072
I have to turn you down.
494
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,077
Wait, are you shittin' me?
495
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,600
Hey!
496
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,124
This is your salvation
right here.
497
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,908
Come on, boy!
498
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,388
Come on, you need it, son.
499
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,303
I do need it,
but not that bad.
500
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,784
I can't in good faith
accept this money.
501
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:10,828
It just ain't right.
502
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,352
Why?
503
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,788
'Cause you're better than me?
504
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,443
You just got lucky, that's all.
505
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,705
You and me is the same.
506
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,446
I'm a different man, now.
507
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,144
Are you?
508
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,672
♪
509
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,717
I'm sorry, Glendon.
510
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,197
Bullshit.
511
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,242
Yeah, I'm sorry too!
512
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:39,944
Psst.
513
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,035
Psst.
514
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,037
- He came! He came!
- He came!
515
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,518
Santa Claus came!
There's presents everywhere.
516
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,173
♪ Singing happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
517
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,306
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
518
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,046
♪ Happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
519
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,831
♪ I'm so glad
that you were born ♪
520
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:01,183
♪ Noel, noel
521
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:05,622
♪ Born the king of Israel
522
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,713
♪ Noel, noel
523
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,848
♪ Born the king of Israel
524
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,068
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
525
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,201
♪ Happy birthday,
Jesus ♪
526
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,942
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
527
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,031
♪ I'm so glad
that you were born ♪
528
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,426
I wanted to get y'all
a little something.
529
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,123
- What?
- No, you didn't.
530
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,516
Yes, I did.
531
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,387
Surprise,
that's for you.
532
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,606
- Thank you so much.
- You didn't have to do this.
533
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,303
Jesse.
534
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,827
There you go.
Okay, here you go.
535
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,656
And for the king--
536
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,832
Just a little something,
you know, from me.
537
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,573
You know,
just to say thank you
538
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,227
for letting this old dog
come in out of the cold
539
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,533
one more time.
540
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,143
- You bet.
- Thank you.
541
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,710
What the fuck is this?
542
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,885
What are these, buttons?
543
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,713
Cufflinks.
544
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,932
I was involved in a deal
selling high-end cufflinks.
545
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,020
I took a bit of a hit
on the deal,
546
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,718
had some boxes left over.
547
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,241
But, you know, the origin
of it, that don't--
548
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,460
You know, just,
merry Christmas!
549
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,678
Love it.
550
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,202
I'm gonna sell this shit.
551
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,638
But, now,
I just feel terrible.
552
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,335
We didn't know
you were coming,
553
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,076
and...
554
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,600
we've just been so busy
with the church and all,
555
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,994
that we didn't get you a gift.
556
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,782
Okay, that's fine.
557
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,480
I wasn't expecting anything.
558
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,004
I mean, I got y'all,
like, five gifts.
559
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,701
You know?
560
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,399
Fucking get me one.
But that's all right.
561
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,575
No, it's fine.
- Sucks.
562
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,141
No presents for you.
563
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,404
Hey, don't be brazen
about it, boy.
564
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,927
- No, it's fine.
- It's fine.
565
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,494
I know it is fine,
and--and that's--
566
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,669
- I said it was fine.
- I--I know.
567
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,410
It's fine,
568
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,802
because we're pulling your leg,
you turkey!
569
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,416
Of course we got you a gift.
570
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,113
Merry Christmas, Billy.
571
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,855
A Christmas present.
572
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,336
Are y'all--oh, my God.
573
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,598
I was about to be
so pissed off.
574
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,600
I was getting so mad.
575
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,473
Christmas present! Oh, God!
- Open it up.
576
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,648
Kelvin, come over here.
577
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,302
What is this thing?
578
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,825
Are you--
- Hope it's something you like.
579
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,392
Wha--
580
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,480
This is a boombox.
581
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,005
Are you kidding me?
I've always wanted
582
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,659
one of these things.
Look at this.
583
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,009
It's even got
a bass equalizer right here.
584
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,185
I can listen
to my gospel jams.
585
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,665
That's pretty great.
I love it.
586
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,406
Oh, God. God.
587
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,495
Ooh, thank y'all.
588
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:20,888
Oh, you know what?
589
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,803
You know what
would actually be
590
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,414
the best gift of all
for me this Christmas--
591
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:28,548
What?
What would that be, darlin'?
592
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,419
If you told me the truth.
593
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,681
About what?
594
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,424
Well, I called Gloria,
595
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,252
and she told me
what happened.
596
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,300
Why did you do that?
597
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,649
Huh?
598
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,000
Fine, I left them.
599
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,655
You happy now?
I ditched 'em at a mall.
600
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,439
And bailed the fuck out!
601
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:51,440
Left them right there.
602
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:52,833
There you go.
603
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,877
In front of your children.
604
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,879
Thank you.
605
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,011
Children, go upstairs.
606
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,230
- Boo!
- Boo!
607
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,406
Go on.
608
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,496
Why, Billy?
609
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,412
Why would you do that?
610
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,370
Because I couldn't
provide for them.
611
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,067
I ain't rich like y'all.
612
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:12,243
I ain't got a driveway
full of Christmas trees,
613
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,158
I got one Christmas tree.
614
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,944
And there ain't nothing
underneath it.
615
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,902
You have any idea
what it's like
616
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:22,428
when your child
asks you for a present
617
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,168
and you can't
get it for them?
618
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,479
You could have asked us
if you needed help.
619
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,308
Why do you think
I'm here, Eli?
620
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,832
I meant,
you should have asked us
621
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:38,269
before you ran off
on your family.
622
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,576
I was just saving them
the agony
623
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,883
of seeing my downfall.
You know?
624
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:47,714
Come on, now, brother.
Don't talk like that.
625
00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,238
You are talented,
626
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,109
and smart, and handsome, and--
627
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,242
Yes, Aimee-Leigh, I know.
628
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,897
I am all of those things.
629
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,594
But it's not enough,
you know?
630
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,074
It's not worth anything.
631
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,687
I'm just a...
632
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,907
a loser.
633
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:13,392
If you don't mind,
634
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:17,004
we were hoping
you'd perform with us today
635
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,572
at the Christmas special.
636
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:22,052
Paid, of course.
637
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:23,576
I don't need
no handout, Eli.
638
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:26,230
It's not a handout,
Baby Billy.
639
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,407
We need a man of your talents.
640
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,542
You ain't--you ain't wrong
about that.
641
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,849
You know I could
spice things up a little bit.
642
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,416
It would be
all I would want for Christmas,
643
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,287
is just to have
all my family there
644
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,420
side by side.
645
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,726
Come and worship with us,
brother, please.
646
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,599
Really?
647
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:47,904
Come on, an invitation
like that--
648
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,429
- I love you.
- Thank you.
649
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:54,171
♪ The only thing I want
this year for Christmas ♪
650
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:58,915
♪ Is to wake up in the morning
by your side ♪
651
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:02,789
♪ Driving down that
lonely road from Memphis ♪
652
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,486
♪ That lonely road's
got nothing ♪
653
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,271
♪ With Christmas
on my mind ♪
654
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,012
♪
655
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,493
Sing it, brother,
come on now.
656
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:16,585
♪ You see I travel
all the way to California ♪
657
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:20,197
♪ You couldn't lose me
if you tried ♪
658
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,373
♪ You set 'em up,
I knock 'em down ♪
659
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,811
♪ Two cannonballs
got turned around ♪
660
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:29,206
♪ A pistol and his sister
right down the country line ♪
661
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:30,730
all: ♪ You see the only thing
662
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,994
♪ I want this year
for Christmas ♪
663
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:37,780
♪ Is all my friends
and family by my side ♪
664
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:42,132
♪ It's just a matter of fact
you can be sure about that ♪
665
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,352
♪ This house is
always cooking ♪
666
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:49,444
♪ When everyone's inside
- ♪ Everyone's inside
667
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,446
all: ♪ So baby don't
go missing ♪
668
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,275
♪ Make it home
at Christmastime ♪
669
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,930
Whoo!
670
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,628
Oh!
671
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,282
Merry Christmas, everybody.
672
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,892
- Oh, yeah.
- Whoo!
673
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:03,980
Merry Christmas.
674
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,420
My, my, my.
675
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,814
Now this is
what it is all about.
676
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,337
Yes, ma'am.
677
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,036
I got some pretty big news
678
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,299
to share with everyone.
679
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,996
Including you.
680
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,607
Oh!
681
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,652
Well,
Eli over here keeping secrets.
682
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:25,524
Do tell.
683
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:28,614
Come next March...
684
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,354
these doors are closing.
685
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:35,142
I'm sorry, Eli,
I must have wax in my ears.
686
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,622
Could you say that again?
687
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,580
We...
688
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,975
are gonna build...
689
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,151
an arena.
690
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,893
A stadium-sized sanctuary,
691
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,765
with seating
as far as the eye can see.
692
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,115
Where people
from all over the world
693
00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:56,293
can come and help us
fight the devil in His name.
694
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:00,559
And you might be asking,
695
00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:03,213
how are we gonna pay
for all this?
696
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,955
I know I'm asking.
697
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:10,003
We are gonna
figure that out together.
698
00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:15,574
Yes, we are.
699
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,751
We are gonna ask God
to deliver us a miracle.
700
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,233
Yes, dear Lord Jesus,
please bring us that money,
701
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,148
and we will fight
the good fight
702
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,020
in Your name.
703
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,369
All of us.
704
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,979
Together.
Amen!
705
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,546
- Amen.
- Amen.
706
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,506
- Thank you, Lord.
- Hallelujah.
707
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,729
♪
708
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,775
♪ All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth ♪
709
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,299
How am I so weak?
710
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,867
♪ Buckwheat is a rascal
that's no Christmas ♪
711
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,259
♪ And all the toys,
boys and girls ♪
712
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,174
♪ Fuck your wishes
713
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:52,611
♪ I'm not happy, overjoyed
in this motherfucker ♪
714
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:58,355
Thanks for backing me up
at church.
715
00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,966
I hope you know
what you're doing.
716
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,578
I mean, how we gonna pay
for a stadium, Eli?
717
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,101
We'll find the money somehow.
718
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:09,018
If you say so.
719
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,890
You got to have faith,
darlin'.
720
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,510
Hello?
- Dr. Gemstone.
721
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:25,469
It is Martin Imari.
722
00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,820
You come to my house
on Christmas night?
723
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:31,954
I have to discuss
a matter of importance.
724
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,042
On Christmas?
725
00:27:35,131 --> 00:27:39,658
♪ Christmas will be ending
726
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:45,446
♪ It's time in me
727
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:50,233
♪ Mommy and Daddy
trim the Christmas tree ♪
728
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:55,325
♪ What a sharp sight to see
729
00:27:55,412 --> 00:28:00,374
♪ Christmastime is near
730
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:04,552
♪ Carolers make--
731
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:14,562
I--I'm sorry,
Dr. Gemstone.
732
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,695
What's going on, Glendon?
733
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:19,045
I knew you wouldn't
let me on the property,
734
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,874
so I got me a hall pass.
735
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:23,614
You think this is
gonna change my mind
736
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,225
about taking your money?
737
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,575
I figure
what will change your mind,
738
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,055
is me holding a gun
739
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:32,014
on that pretty little wife
of yours.
740
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,452
Or maybe your kids.
How'd that be?
741
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,977
How dare you threaten
my family.
742
00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,544
Your best bet
is to button them lips
743
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:43,243
before I make this
the worst night of your life.
744
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,201
Okay, okay.
Please, don't hurt anybody.
745
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:47,029
Oh, no, some people
are gonna get hurt.
746
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,339
We goin' huntin', Eli?
747
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,732
♪
748
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:03,132
Be not deceived.
749
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:06,222
God is not mocked.
750
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:09,138
Daddy, there's no hunting.
751
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:11,532
Give me the gun.
- Eli?
752
00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:12,881
What was that?
753
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,188
Uh, it's my daddy!
754
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,233
He wandered over again.
The gun went off.
755
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,844
Everybody's all right.
756
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,541
I'm gonna take him back now.
757
00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:23,413
All right, well,
don't be long.
758
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:33,467
♪
759
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:50,527
♪
760
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:22,690
♪
761
00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:51,327
This was an evil man.
762
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,721
I guess the devil's
in all of us a little bit.
763
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,941
You speak the truth,
Dr. Gemstone.
764
00:30:58,334 --> 00:30:59,988
Call me Eli.
765
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:04,819
Eli.
766
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,960
Boy, you Gemstones
do Christmas up.
767
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,142
Get your family back,
Baby Billy.
768
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,928
I'll figure it out.
769
00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:30,845
Don't worry about me.
I got plenty of time.
770
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,765
This was all a bad dream.
771
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,376
Life is but a dream.
772
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,944
Is--isn't
that how the song goes?
773
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:46,513
♪ Merrily, merrily
- Yeah, that's right.
774
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:51,474
Never truer words.
That's--that's all it is.
775
00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,737
- Yup.
- You know, I was thinking
776
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:57,916
it seems like a week ago
I was in Arkansas
777
00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:01,441
and yelling at you
to eat your turnips.
778
00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,747
Remember that?
779
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:07,751
Now, in a blink,
here--here we are.
780
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,101
Here we are.
781
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:15,063
You know,
I'm proud of you, son.
782
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:16,847
I never told you enough.
783
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,198
A-a-and I could be
hard on you,
784
00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,897
but you're a good man, Eli.
785
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,683
You're a good man, too.
786
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,817
Better man than me.
787
00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:33,647
I love you, Daddy.
788
00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:37,259
Uh, l--let go.
Get off.
789
00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:38,869
Relax, I'm try--
790
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,393
Relax, I'm just trying
to give you a hug.
791
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,611
Who the hell
do you think you are?
792
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,917
Get--get away.
793
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,788
Ruth!
794
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,704
Ru--ahh.
795
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,927
Ruth! Ruth.
796
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:59,978
♪
797
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,789
Pow.
798
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:35,448
all: ♪ Lay down, lay down,
lay it all down ♪
799
00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:38,364
♪ Let your white birds
smile up ♪
800
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:41,410
♪ At the ones
who stand and frown ♪
801
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:47,112
♪ We were so close
802
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:50,506
♪ There was no room
803
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:56,077
♪ We bled inside
each other's wounds ♪
804
00:33:56,164 --> 00:34:01,735
♪ We all had caught
the same disease ♪
805
00:34:01,822 --> 00:34:06,914
♪ And we all sang
the songs of peace ♪
806
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,438
♪ Some came to sing
807
00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:12,528
♪ Some came to pray
808
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:16,793
♪ Some came to keep
the dark away ♪
809
00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:25,672
♪ So raise
the candles high ♪
810
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,500
♪ 'Cause if you don't
811
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:30,807
♪ We could stay black
against the sky ♪
812
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:36,509
♪ Oh, raise them
higher again ♪
813
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:39,251
♪ And if you do,
we could stay dry ♪
814
00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:43,255
♪ Against the rain
815
00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:47,563
all: ♪ Lay down, lay down,
lay it all down ♪
816
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,392
♪ Let your white birds
smile up ♪
817
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,481
♪ At the ones
who stand and frown ♪
818
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:57,617
♪ You gotta raise
your candle-- ♪
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