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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:10,880 The Maniac Kid! 2 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,621 - Come on, Maniac! - Bring us on home. 3 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,015 He brings a scrappy spirit to the ring 4 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,452 that many do not survive! 5 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,498 It's the Atomic Drop! 6 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,587 Yeah! Yeah! 7 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,459 From the wrong side of the tracks, 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,200 a newcomer to the league! 9 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:30,204 All muscle, all attitude! 10 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:33,468 Maniac Kid with a high-flying smackdown! 11 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:35,992 Devastating, homicidal! 12 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,303 He's gone! Over the cameras! 13 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,525 It's mayhem in Memphis! 14 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,440 Today's special is Memphis Soul Stew. 15 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,268 Yeah, Maniac Kid! 16 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:54,141 Damn, boy, that was a beautiful thing to watch. 17 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,882 Oh, you are poetry in motion, son. 18 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,973 Here, take it. Any interest in some bonus pay? 19 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,151 Yes, sir. I'm definitely interested. 20 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,804 All right, well, you take a ride with us. 21 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,154 South side of town. 22 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,416 Juni! 23 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,157 You drive. 24 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,549 Hey, that's a nice dick, Ernie. 25 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:15,292 ♪ 26 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,294 ♪ Now give me four tablespoons ♪ 27 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,340 ♪ Of boiling Memphis guitars 28 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,515 ♪ This gon' taste all right 29 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:27,522 ♪ 30 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,569 ♪ Now just a little pinch of organ ♪ 31 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,223 ♪ 32 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,920 Good morning. 33 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,619 ♪ 34 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,186 What the fuck? 35 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:41,884 ♪ Now give me a half a pint ♪ 36 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,452 ♪ Of horns 37 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:54,897 ♪ 38 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:57,508 Get a job, you bums! 39 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:59,771 The hell's the matter with you? 40 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,425 Did I raise you to be a piece of shit 41 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,732 or does it just come naturally? 42 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,168 Asshole. 43 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,170 And where's your sympathy? 44 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,433 They just want the same thing that everybody else wants. 45 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,000 ♪ 46 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,089 A piece of the fucking pie. 47 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:20,140 ♪ 48 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,842 All right, Maniac, you just follow my lead. 49 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,757 Remember I'm the boss. 50 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,802 You ain't my boss, Junior. 51 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,369 Well, yeah, my daddy's the boss. 52 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,154 But technically, that makes me above you 53 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,156 and if I give you an order, you have to do it. 54 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,418 Isn't that right, Daddy? 55 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:38,636 You ain't the boss of shit. 56 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,290 Now stop trying to be a big man. 57 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,162 Just put on these masks, get in there, 58 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,946 and take care of business. 59 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,078 Asshole. 60 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,733 This mask smells like shit. 61 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,431 And guess what. Daddy tooted. 62 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,216 Yes, I did. 63 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:54,696 Kill 'em. 64 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:55,740 Kill 'em both. 65 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,831 Oh, yeah. 66 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,486 Crawford, I'm not gonna tell you again. 67 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,227 Turn it down! It's keeping her up. 68 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:05,533 You're making me miss this! 69 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,317 It's my shows, goddamn it. 70 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:08,797 Your shows... 71 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,364 Don't worry, Margaret. 72 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,713 Not everyone's as mean as your daddy. 73 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,541 - Shut her up. - Mm. 74 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:14,629 While you keep him busy, I'll go around 75 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:15,630 and get from behind. 76 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,414 Hey! 77 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,807 Bring me a beer if you're rummaging around! 78 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,025 This is empty. 79 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,421 ♪ 80 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,293 Who the fuck are you? 81 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,773 Ow! 82 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,906 Ow! - I said turn the goddamn TV-- 83 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,081 Daddy's home! 84 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,518 Shh. 85 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,653 You owe Glen. 86 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,002 I ain't got no money! 87 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,438 Ah! I ain't got no money! 88 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,092 I'm dead broke! - You owe Glen, 89 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,615 and I need that money, and I need it now! 90 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:45,834 Tomorrow! Tomorrow, I can get it! 91 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,009 Be Christian. Lemme go! 92 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,445 Do it! 93 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:49,838 Please, let me go! 94 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,069 Buy yourself something nice. 95 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:07,856 Yeah. 96 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,381 Ah, yeah, poetry in motion. 97 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:19,084 ♪ Beware of a tall dark stranger ♪ 98 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:21,043 ♪ 99 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:25,395 ♪ They say a tall dark stranger is a demon ♪ 100 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:32,446 ♪ And that a devil rides closely by his side ♪ 101 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,099 ♪ 102 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:37,102 ♪ With no warning, he can strike ♪ 103 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:40,280 ♪ Like a thief in the night 104 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,370 ♪ Then jump up on his pony 105 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:49,767 ♪ And ride, ride, ride 106 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:55,338 ♪ So beware of a tall dark stranger ♪ 107 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,472 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 108 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:03,781 ♪ Ooh 109 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:10,701 You're late, boy. 110 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:11,833 Sorry, sir. 111 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,097 No, go on. 112 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,316 Take a seat. - Yes, ma'am. 113 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,319 Where were you? 114 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,582 I was out running errands. 115 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:22,844 Errands? 116 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,193 - Yes, sir. - For who? 117 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,803 For the Lord. 118 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:28,502 - Can it, Mary! - Both of you...enough. 119 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,591 Now lead us in prayer. 120 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:31,679 Me or her? 121 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:32,897 I'm looking at you. 122 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,072 So just say me then. 123 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,813 Do it, Eli Gemstone. 124 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,512 Yes, sir. 125 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,995 Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat. 126 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:49,000 ♪ Praise 127 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:52,656 ♪ 128 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:56,356 ♪ Praise 129 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:01,361 I'm ashamed. 130 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,537 I stand before you as an old friend 131 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,757 and a child of Christ. 132 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:10,544 Not the deviant sex-doer the media paints me as. 133 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,244 I don't know what my family's gonna do. 134 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,811 You probably should've thought of that before you filmed 135 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,116 your wife doing cunnilingus on a woman 136 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,640 in a dance club bathroom. 137 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:20,771 Amen. 138 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,294 Okay, Diane. 139 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,774 Well, what, you fixing to pile on? 140 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,602 You got no compassion for me? 141 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,691 After how long we known each other. 142 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,911 Apparently, I didn't know you as well as I thought I did. 143 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:32,740 Lot of revelations in this "New York Times" piece. 144 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,132 Lots of deviants. 145 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:36,004 Don't you talk deviants to me. 146 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,833 Brothers, sister pastors, 147 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,531 Makawon wants a chance to speak. 148 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:44,012 I think we owe him that much. 149 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:47,058 We didn't do anything illegal. 150 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,844 Those were private pleasures shared with my wife. 151 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,498 And we didn't know we ate Molly. 152 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,152 We thought they were mini SweeTarts. 153 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:57,417 Please don't kick my family off the streaming platform, Eli. 154 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,767 We've always been a loyal affiliate. 155 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,986 My church can't survive in this new normal 156 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:04,989 without being on streaming. 157 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,339 I don't know what I'm gonna do if we can't be on TV no more. 158 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,299 It taints the whole brand. 159 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,867 Now what message does that send to my congregation? 160 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,434 Mak. 161 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,218 Now I know you feeling 'bout as low 162 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,742 as a bowlegged caterpillar. 163 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:19,917 But I'm with Diane. 164 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,709 He says his church is really cool with the gays 165 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,362 and the queers, but not so much about 166 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,278 the swingers and the thrah--thrahples. 167 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,497 Damn it, Tony! DeeDee and I are not 168 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,368 in a throuple with this woman! 169 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,980 She's a random with a lifestyle calls her a snack. 170 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:41,286 You think this reporter's just my problem? 171 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,463 He's all our problem. 172 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,116 He's a crusader. 173 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,249 An activist. 174 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,904 You're wrong if you don't think he gonna come after you next. 175 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:51,862 It ain't like y'all don't have your secrets too. 176 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,954 All right, Mak. 177 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,479 This is not how I wanted it to go down. 178 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,481 Mm. 179 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,613 So that's that? 180 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:11,665 ♪ 181 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,102 I'm gonna kill myself. 182 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,149 ♪ 183 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,673 Mak! 184 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:28,725 ♪ 185 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,166 ♪ 186 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,256 Ouch. 187 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,823 My legs! 188 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,390 Oh, my legs! 189 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,307 [Jay-Jay Johanson's "So Tell the Girls 190 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,351 That I Am Back in Town"] 191 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:53,315 ♪ 192 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,710 ♪ I've been on the road 193 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,450 ♪ 194 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,367 ♪ I've been traveling light 195 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:09,070 ♪ To reach my final destination ♪ 196 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:14,902 ♪ Now I'm coming home 197 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:20,168 ♪ So tell the girls that I am back in town ♪ 198 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:23,475 ♪ You better tell them to beware ♪ 199 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:30,526 ♪ 200 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:38,882 ♪ So tell the girls that I am back in town ♪ 201 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:42,494 ♪ You better tell them to beware ♪ 202 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,496 ♪ 203 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:49,676 ♪ Well, they may go or they might try to hide ♪ 204 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,766 ♪ I follow on and I'll be there ♪ 205 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:59,773 ♪ 206 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:15,484 Hey, so...don't think I'm not grateful 'cause I... 207 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,921 I totally get how generous this is and all, really, I do. 208 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,620 But, um... 209 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,012 could I just get an apartment? 210 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,535 This place is kinda... 211 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,146 honestly, Mom, it's super gross. 212 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,322 Yeah, no doy it's super gross. 213 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,889 Granddaddy Roy died here. 214 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,978 Pooped and peed all over the floors. 215 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,284 But that was many moons ago. 216 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,243 That's right, and we've had this place deep cleaned 217 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,071 multiple times. - Right. 218 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,855 Your great-granddaddy's mansion is our gift to you 219 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,465 for making the right choices. - Mm-hmm. 220 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,033 You found a way to use your movie industry 221 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,731 Tinseltown talents for good. 222 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,994 And not just for good, but for God. 223 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,778 I mean, I'm filming sermons. 224 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,345 It's not quite what I was trying to do. 225 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,563 - No, it's better. - Yeah, it's better. 226 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,871 - Ow! - The hell is that? 227 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,568 Ah, stop it! 228 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,961 Hey, Mom, can we kick holes in the walls 229 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,571 in the green bathroom? 230 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,529 The toilet in there doesn't even work. 231 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,791 No, you may not! 232 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,314 Man! 233 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:04,533 Let's go jump on the Tempur-Pedic! 234 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,056 - Abraham! - Abraham, 235 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,449 take that goddamn diaper off your head! 236 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,887 Gideon, get up there and straighten those boys out. 237 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,454 - Okay. - And if you wouldn't mind, 238 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,673 please, your mother and I would like you 239 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,631 to have a talk with Abraham. 240 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,719 What about? 241 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,374 Uh... 242 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,552 Well, it would appear that your baby bro 243 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,381 has started to jack his little ding-a-ling. 244 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,818 And your mama has found his stained jockeys 245 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,298 in some very odd places. 246 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,343 Mm-hmm, I think he's embarrassed. 247 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,651 I--I don't understand. 248 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,480 What's confusing? He's blasting come everywhere. 249 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,612 And your mom found his damn undergarments 250 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179 hidden every which way but loose. 251 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,834 She found a pair of his crusty child chones 252 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,183 in the living room bible. - Mm. 253 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,707 And then found another pair 254 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,838 stuffed in the back of the freezer 255 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,144 where the Dreamsicles are. 256 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,449 I had two of those yesterday. 257 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,929 We all enjoy the Dreamsicles. 258 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,670 The little dude is up in his room 259 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,672 fuckin' blasting shit behind his headboard. 260 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,761 Sitting there blasting one underneath his little kid desk. 261 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,590 Bottom line: your mom and I are not comfortable 262 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,592 talking about come with your baby brother. 263 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,376 - Mm-hmm. - Load-blow convos 264 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,726 are more appropriate, we believe, 265 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,336 coming from an older sibling 266 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,164 as opposed to mommies and daddies. 267 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,905 What am I supposed to say? 268 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,167 I don't know. 269 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,430 Tell him to knock it off. 270 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,432 Tell him to put it in a damn napkin and flush it 271 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,303 like a normal person. - Yes. 272 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,609 Don't be field micing this shit around the house. 273 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,045 It's disrespectful. 274 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,004 Okay. I--I--I'll...feel it out. 275 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,701 Try to bring it up organically. 276 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,137 - Thank you. - Of course. 277 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,269 I got faith in you. 278 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,661 - Yeah. - Okay. 279 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,098 Bye, guys. - Hey, hey! 280 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,795 - Hey. - Fucking love you, homie. 281 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,362 - Love you too. - And I was just playing 282 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,320 when I said that Granddaddy Roy 283 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,713 pooped and peed all over the floors. 284 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,410 - Okay. - He didn't do that. 285 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,151 Just the master bedroom. 286 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,674 I'll probably just move into the guest bedroom 287 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,154 knowing that about the master. 288 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,243 - Yep, whatever you want. - Okay. 289 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:50,160 ♪ I've got a hidden treasure deep inside of me ♪ 290 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,771 ♪ And I'm gonna keep it locked ♪ 291 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,860 ♪ 'Cause only one man's got the key ♪ 292 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,732 ♪ His name is Jesus! 293 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,821 ♪ Shout his name out loud! 294 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,692 ♪ Jesus 295 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,999 ♪ Hands up in the air 296 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,523 ♪ Jesus 297 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,309 ♪ Lord 298 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,310 ♪ Hallelujah 299 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,441 ♪ Hallelujah 300 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,442 ♪ By and by 301 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:12,574 ♪ By and by 302 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,097 ♪ Holy Moses 303 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,144 ♪ Jesus 304 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,493 ♪ Sing it with me 305 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,887 ♪ Jesus 306 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,932 ♪ He's the only one that I really wanna talk about ♪ 307 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,325 ♪ Hallelujah 308 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,892 ♪ By and by 309 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,328 ♪ Lord, have mercy 310 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,112 ♪ Na, na, na 311 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,505 ♪ Shout 312 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,333 - ♪ Na, na, na - ♪ Shout 313 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,334 ♪ Hey, hey 314 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,378 ♪ Hallelujah 315 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,510 ♪ By and by 316 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:45,433 My word, the voice of an angel. 317 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,261 Daddy, all I do is I open my mouth 318 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,523 and I let God do the rest. 319 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,481 That's wonderful, Judy. 320 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,005 That's the very best thing to do. 321 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,137 The book of Matthew... 322 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,576 Tells of nation rising against nation, 323 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,361 kingdom against kingdom. 324 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,016 A time of famines, pestilence, and earthquakes. 325 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,321 Sound familiar? 326 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,846 In such scary, uncertain times, 327 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,632 come diseases, financial ruin, political turmoil. 328 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,504 That's right, folks... the works. 329 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,768 Knowing that we could reach God... 330 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,640 and he will answer. 331 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,121 That's what we need right now! 332 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,644 Amen. 333 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,124 Well, hold on. Wait a second, Daddy. 334 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,126 Are you saying people need Jesus's love 335 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,257 now more than ever? 336 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,476 Duh, my brother! 337 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,000 We always need Jesus's love. 338 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,481 But especially now. 339 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:37,137 We do need Jesus' love now more than ever. 340 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:41,097 We are introducing a streaming platform 341 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,883 where you can access Christian programming 342 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:48,670 24/7 unlimited whenever you need it. 343 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:52,413 We call this service GODD, 344 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,459 Gemstone on Digital Demand! 345 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,939 Whoo! 346 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,898 With the launch of G-O-Double D, 347 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,291 the Gemstones have officially entered 348 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,380 the streaming wars. 349 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:08,385 Available on smart TVs, Roku, Android, and Apple devices. 350 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,605 Son, you speaking robot? 351 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,086 Can we get that in English 352 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,826 for us older folks? 353 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,872 Uh, Daddy, I think what he's trying to say 354 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,005 is you can watch it just about anywhere. 355 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,312 And it is time to finally stop the constant flood 356 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,967 of filth and propaganda coming out of Hollywood. 357 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,403 If they're gonna fill 358 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,971 the airwaves 24/7 with that garbage, 359 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,886 we gonna do the same thing. - Mm-hmm. 360 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,932 That calls for a celebration! 361 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,238 Who wants to sing and rejoice? 362 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,066 Streaming services. 363 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,589 Amen! 364 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,301 ♪ Yeah! 365 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:58,131 ♪ 366 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,523 ♪ Come on 367 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,916 ♪ 368 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,571 ♪ Whoo 369 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:07,183 ♪ Turn your head when I walk on by ♪ 370 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,926 ♪ I got the world at my feet 371 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,060 ♪ All I want out of every day ♪ 372 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,193 ♪ Is to wake up every morning ♪ 373 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,803 ♪ Sun is shining 374 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,501 ♪ Smiling 375 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,330 ♪ And we've covered the room, yeah ♪ 376 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,723 ♪ Reunion 377 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,334 ♪ You can testify 378 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,729 ♪ Repeat after me 379 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,514 ♪ Fuck yeah 380 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,863 ♪ Fuck yeah 381 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,386 ♪ Fuck yeah 382 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,040 ♪ Fuck yeah 383 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,389 ♪ Fuck yeah 384 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,348 ♪ Fuck yeah 385 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,697 ♪ Fuck yeah 386 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,655 ♪ Repeat after me 387 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:51,010 ♪ 388 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,054 ♪ Fuck yeah 389 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,056 ♪ Fuck yeah 390 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,579 ♪ Fuck yeah 391 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,407 ♪ Fuck yeah 392 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,626 ♪ Repeat after me 393 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:05,415 ♪ 394 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,026 ♪ Fuck yeah 395 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,549 ♪ Fuck yeah 396 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:09,724 Let's not fill up on rolls here. 397 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,465 Stick to the salad bar. 398 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,511 Don't forget, we are swimming laps after lunch, 399 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,905 so eat light. 400 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:20,039 We nourish our bodies for His love. 401 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,521 Cool. - So cool. 402 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:26,958 Excuse me, sir? 403 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,134 What's up? 404 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,918 Dismissed. 405 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,877 Will you be dining with the men and I? 406 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,923 Of course not, Keefe. 407 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,968 I'll be above you, upstairs with the family. 408 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,408 Shall I join you? 409 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,758 Oh, not appropriate. 410 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,847 Upstairs church lunch is only for the family. 411 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,327 See you upstairs, Kelvin. 412 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,896 And... Daddy's closest work acquaintances. 413 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,376 That's okay. 414 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,465 Hey, do not take this personal. 415 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,598 No matter how many disciples we gather, 416 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,687 you're still my number one. 417 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,515 All right? All right? 418 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,560 Oh, let me tickle them titty meats. 419 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,736 See you inside. 420 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,826 He said my--you-- I'll see you...inside. 421 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,700 He tried to kill himself? 422 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,745 Oh, that is horrible. 423 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,399 I just can't believe there was nothing you could do about it. 424 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,922 I mean, you couldn't just tell him 425 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:18,967 that the Butterfields were staying in? 426 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,229 Nothing I could do. 427 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,144 Damage had already been done. 428 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,841 He made his bed. 429 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,278 It sounds like a lot of people made their way 430 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,714 into his bed. 431 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,585 Oh, ha-ha, Martin. 432 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,413 That fucking reporter ruined their whole life. 433 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,632 Like, blew up their whole deal. 434 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,981 I feel really sad for them. 435 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,157 Don't let it distract you. 436 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,333 I wanna make sure everybody is here 437 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,031 for the missionary seminar next week. 438 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,816 Well, Amber and myself 439 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,252 will unfortunately have to take a rain check. 440 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,775 We have been invited 441 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,647 to a formal sit-down with the Lissons. 442 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,344 The Lissons? 443 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,650 The gorgeous preaching couple from Texas? 444 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,131 - Yeah. - What for? 445 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,871 What do you mean, "What for?" 446 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,135 They're a successful power Christian couple. 447 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,180 As are my wife and I. 448 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,921 Who knows what the hell we can cook up together. 449 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,923 Well, it's just weird that they invited you 450 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,490 and not anybody else. 451 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,056 - Thank you. - I mean, there's a lot 452 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,101 of successful people in this family. 453 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,755 That's all I'm saying. 454 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,278 If the Lissons wanna open up a Gold's Gym, 455 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,061 I'll tell 'em to give you a call. 456 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,456 I imagine we were invited 457 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,286 'cause they probably realized, as Daddy's faculties are... 458 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,463 waning and he starts getting older and tired-er-- 459 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,726 no offense, Daddy-- that Amber and myself 460 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,859 are the logical next leaders. 461 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,035 Y'all are not the only married people in this family. 462 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:30,256 Me and BJ are also strongly betrothed 463 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,953 and also crushing it. 464 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911 Not a real family. 465 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,739 No kids. - Ooh, ooh! 466 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,088 Slam. I like that one. - Mm-hmm. 467 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,873 I don't got time for kids 468 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,963 'cause I'm trying to keep this fresh physique fine. 469 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,139 I'm not trying to be all loose and stretched out 470 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,836 like Amber's played-out pastrami. 471 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,490 Could you please pass the mustard? 472 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,665 Hey, do not talk about my wife's vagina 473 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,276 at church lunch, do you hear me? 474 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,146 It's okay, baby. She's just jealous. 475 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,713 Oh, please. 476 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,149 Because her wedding wasn't even real. 477 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,411 God. 478 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,934 That was cold. 479 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,545 Not letting Daddy walk you down the aisle. 480 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,764 There was not a aisle, dummy! 481 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,724 I don't know how many fucking times I need to say that. 482 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,900 It was just, like, a area by rides, okay? 483 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,031 Daddy knows. 484 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,033 Disney World was a thing. 485 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,035 It was BJ's dream wedding destination. 486 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,907 So we did it Nike style, dog. 487 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,430 We just did it, okay? 488 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,605 That's how we roll. 489 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,824 We're seat-of-our-pants. 490 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,173 We're fun kids. 491 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,567 We're whim babies, so... 492 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,003 We meant no disrespect, Daddy. 493 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,831 Ugh, Daddy. 494 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,441 I just wanna know who officiated the wedding. 495 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,269 Was it Donald or was it Goofy? 496 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,010 - Oh! - Ooh, slice. 497 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,707 That was a good one. 498 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,231 It was Prince Eric, for your information. 499 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,319 - Thank you. - Prince Eric? 500 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,842 Who the fuck is that? 501 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,583 The boy from "The Little Mermaid." 502 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,193 The hottest guy in the entire Disney catalog. 503 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,108 Ariel's boyfriend, you fucking bitches. 504 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,501 - Oh, God. - Oh, Lord. 505 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,154 Y'all went down to Disney World, 506 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,026 didn't invite any family to come to your wedding, 507 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,854 and you didn't even get a legacy character to marry you. 508 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,769 What legacy character were we supposed to go for 509 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,118 that's better than Prince Eric? - Oh, I don't know. 510 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,511 How 'bout Mickey Mouse? 511 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:52,816 Man, fuck Mickey! 512 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,122 Enough! 513 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,037 Judy, I don't want to discuss 514 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,212 the mermaid wedding. - Yes, sir. 515 00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,259 Jesse, I'm not going anywhere. 516 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:03,218 So there's no need to start working on who's taking over. 517 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,176 Okay, I'm just saying, you know, at your age... 518 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,091 it's probably never too early to think about the future. 519 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,876 You know, I mean, you could be sitting here being fine 520 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,791 one minute, doing church lunch and ministering, 521 00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,706 and the next minute you can't even wipe your own shits. 522 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,316 Then the whole entire church goes down to the caboodles 523 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,970 because nobody knows who's gonna run it. 524 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,450 That--that--that's where I'm coming from. 525 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:18,799 Well, I appreciate your concern. 526 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,627 But like I said... 527 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,107 I'm not going anywhere. 528 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,805 ["On My Way to Canaan Land"] - ♪ I'm on my way 529 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,720 ♪ Yes, I'm on my way 530 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,417 - ♪ To the Canaan Land - ♪ To the Canaan Land 531 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:29,679 ♪ Now if you don't go 532 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,681 ♪ If you don't go 533 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,030 - ♪ I'll journey on - ♪ I'll journey on 534 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,423 all: ♪ I'm on my way 535 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,033 ♪ The good Lord 536 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,687 ♪ Now Job was the richest man ♪ 537 00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,559 ♪ That lived in the land of naught ♪ 538 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,300 - ♪ Good Lord - ♪ He was the only man 539 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,171 Well, let's just hope my campaign plays out 540 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:44,955 a hell of a lot better than I played that back nine. 541 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,349 It's about time I took some money off you, senator. 542 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,308 Since you always seem to have your hands on mine. 543 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,614 Why do you think I let you win? 544 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,532 Ay, Maniac Kid! 545 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,492 It's me. 546 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,713 Sir! I'm sorry. 547 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,367 This is private property. Members only. 548 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,935 I'm a personal guest of Eli Gemstone's. 549 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:11,330 Yeah, me and the man go way back. 550 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,940 I'll see you Sunday service. 551 00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:14,942 ♪ 552 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,597 - Come on. - Get your meat hooks off me! 553 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,381 I will fuck you up. 554 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,166 Hey, I can take a hint! 555 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,560 ♪ 556 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,562 Don't touch me. 557 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,521 Or you will regret it. 558 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,654 ♪ 559 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,180 all: Lissons! Lissons! Lissons! 560 00:22:58,159 --> 00:23:00,074 Texas, make some noise! 561 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:07,124 ♪ Raise your hands 562 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,213 My man! 563 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,781 Whoo! - ♪ And say your name 564 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:15,089 both: ♪ Raise your hands 565 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,396 ♪ Pray, oh 566 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:21,400 ♪ And say your name 567 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,358 You know the words, come on! 568 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,142 all: ♪ Pray 569 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,187 ♪ Pray 570 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,277 ♪ Pray 571 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,235 ♪ Pray, pray 572 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,280 ♪ Pray 573 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:33,716 ♪ Pray, pray 574 00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:43,987 Oh, yeah. 575 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,424 Let's go, baby. 576 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:16,150 Hey, uh, Lyle, I think God is ready to talk. 577 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,195 What do you think? 578 00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,328 I think so too, Lindy. 579 00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:24,898 Question is, are you all ready to Lisson? 580 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:28,771 That's good. 581 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,164 Do you want it? 582 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,992 Yeah! 583 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,689 - Who wants it? - Do you want the power 584 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,343 of the Holy Spirit in you? 585 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:38,433 Can't hear you now. What, what did you say now? 586 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:44,308 Well, then all you got to do is take it. 587 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:46,528 Take it! 588 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,532 Yeah, you felt that, right? - I know I did. 589 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,316 You want the Holy Spirit right now? 590 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,015 Oh, yes. 591 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,582 Yeah, this is awesome. 592 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,193 Is this what you want? 593 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,499 It's what I want. 594 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,457 Now, you, right there! 595 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,024 Take it! 596 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,852 Oh. 597 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,681 Take it, take it, take it, take it! 598 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:11,771 Take it, take it, take it! 599 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,217 Don't mind if I do. Mm. 600 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,872 Look, I just wanna thank y'all for inviting our family out here 601 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,482 for this little hang sesh. 602 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,397 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, Gemstones rule the east. 603 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,138 Lissons rule the west. 604 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,880 Why has it taken us this long to combine forces 605 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,969 and see what God can do with this synergy? 606 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,753 Y'all like beach vacations? 607 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,190 Live for 'em. Waves and sunbeams. 608 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,802 Yes, well, how would you like to take a vacation 609 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:46,022 at the beach with Jesus Christ? 610 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,069 I would love to go there with Him. 611 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:51,419 Okay, well that's good news 'cause we got plans 612 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,421 to construct a temple of sun and sand 613 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:56,076 in honor of our love for Christ. 614 00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:59,601 We're calling this place Zion's Landing. 615 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,037 It's a Christian time-share resort 616 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,604 on the sunny beaches of Florida. 617 00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:04,345 Whoo! Sounds too good to be true. 618 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,825 Well, pulling something like Zion's Landing off 619 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,522 ain't gonna be easy now. 620 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,090 Lindy and I said we got to align ourselves 621 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,482 with the biggest and the best. 622 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,397 I mean, only pure thoroughbreds. 623 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,574 Whew, well, I appreciate you seeing the Gemstones 624 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,053 as thoroughbreds. 625 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,359 That's exactly how we see y'all too. 626 00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,665 - We do. - Powerful... 627 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,405 Christian horses-type folks. 628 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,886 I mean, we have waited a long time-- 629 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,105 - Oh, yeah. - To get the power from Lyle's 630 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,149 mama and daddy. - Mm-hmm. 631 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,108 Now that we have it... 632 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:30,806 we're gonna do so many wonderful things in His name. 633 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,460 - Mm-hmm. - That is so amazing that you 634 00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:33,679 say that because we're about to get the reigns 635 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,289 from Jesse's daddy. 636 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:37,465 And we wanna do things just like this. 637 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:39,510 Well, pop the champagne. 638 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,382 That is wonderful news. - Yes. 639 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,906 When's your daddy planning on stepping down? 640 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,299 - Well, he did-- - He didn't-- 641 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,258 - We're-- - He hasn't really-- 642 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,912 - We're getting him there. - He's--he hasn't 643 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,435 really admitted that the time has come. 644 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,785 both: Yet. - We're getting him there. 645 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:54,003 - Close. - Mm-hmm. 646 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,439 Real close. 647 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,789 Lyle's parents were the same way. 648 00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,356 - Mm-hmm. - Same generation as Eli. 649 00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:00,706 Boomers. 650 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:01,924 - Mm. - Most selfish generation 651 00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,012 to ever live. 652 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:04,666 Ooh, you said it, girl. 653 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:05,798 They won't get the hell out of the way 654 00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,538 even when it's God's plan. 655 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,236 Okay, let's be real with one another here. 656 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:10,324 Parents suck. 657 00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:14,328 - Yeah. - Couldn't agree more. 658 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:15,459 Parents do suck. 659 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:16,635 Siblings too. 660 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:17,853 My sister tried to pop off 661 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,550 when Daddy had his stroke. 662 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,074 Trying to act like she was running things. 663 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:22,466 - Just 'cause she's a nurse. - Yeah. 664 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,208 I told my sister nuh-uh. 665 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:28,255 Showed force, chased her ass out. 666 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:31,388 Got my daddy's ass into assisted living. 667 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:32,912 See, this is the kinda stories I need to hear. 668 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:34,565 - Yeah. - You gotta marginalize 669 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,219 your siblings. - Mm-hmm. 670 00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:39,309 Firstborns lead the way when parents trip. 671 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:40,702 Period. 672 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:41,834 - Firstborns. - Both of you? 673 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:43,270 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 674 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,663 - Both of us. - No. 675 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,664 both: Firstborns. 676 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:48,928 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. 677 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,538 I knew I liked them. 678 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,758 - Mm-hmm. - Can we count on your support? 679 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:55,456 Lissons and Gemstones making Christian tourism history? 680 00:27:58,851 --> 00:27:59,939 Praise be. 681 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,683 - Oh! - I'll tell you what, 682 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:08,121 you got mine and my wife's, uh, total support. 683 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,862 - Mm-hmm. - Now technically, 684 00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:12,560 we are gonna have to run this past my daddy. 685 00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:14,605 Let's bring him on down to the project site. 686 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,477 - Yeah. - Ol' Lyle can kiss 687 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,740 a parent's ass like nobody's business. 688 00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,787 I will butter Eli's balls and toss in a side of biscuits. 689 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,353 He could use some ball-buttering. 690 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,400 We'll get his approval. 691 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:36,715 ♪ 692 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,724 So we're gonna cut all this down. 693 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,508 Wipe this maritime forest right out. 694 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:49,249 - Oh. - Uh-huh. 695 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,120 There is a small issue with the sea turtles. 696 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,079 Apparently this is a sanctuary. 697 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,689 They don't like bright lights or whatever. 698 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,995 That's just people being silly. 699 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,300 We'll get past that. - Ow! 700 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,824 They'll get past that, Daddy. 701 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,608 So we gonna put three towers up here. 702 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:03,524 And between 'em is where we'll have our splash zone, 703 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,656 adult pool, hot tubs. 704 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,484 - It's here? - Yeah. 705 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,051 Okay, so the hot tubs are near where the elephants 706 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,357 hose down Noah's ark? - That's right. 707 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:11,880 God, that's smart. 708 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:16,798 And a performance stage on the flotilla. 709 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:21,020 Imagine preaching with that incredible backdrop. 710 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,631 That ain't it sad it ain't a painting, brother. 711 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,154 No, that is no Thomas Kinkade, Daddy. 712 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:26,503 That's the real deal right there. 713 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,157 Mm-hmm. 714 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:29,245 God is speaking to us in these waves. 715 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,725 This is his miracle. 716 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:31,987 Mm-hmm, that's right, Amber. 717 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,033 God's miracle. - Smells. 718 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,731 Lot of Christians would love to visit a place like this. 719 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,254 Especially if it's all-inclusive, 720 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,343 top-notch restaurants, and a kid's club. 721 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,041 Come on now. 722 00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,825 Hang on, there's kids allowed here? 723 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,696 Yeah, duh. Of course. 724 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,655 I'm not coming then, because that is an ultimate 725 00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,526 and immediate vibe-killer. 726 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,224 Makes it seem dirty and cheap. 727 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:52,747 I don't know about that. 728 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,705 Kids mean bacteria. No thanks. 729 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,142 I'm not trying to get bacteria on me 730 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,230 when I'm trying to be sexy. 731 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:58,709 Judy, you can say that, 732 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,799 but I can imagine our families here. 733 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:03,105 Helping to bring this beauty to all Christians... 734 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,541 who can afford a two-night minimum. 735 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,328 Two-night min means you on a trip. 736 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:10,025 A legit vacation. 737 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,331 Nobody's doing one-night stands here, Daddy. 738 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,375 Wholesome! 739 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,464 Lyle... 740 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,511 you got a fantastic idea here. 741 00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:19,034 Location's perfect. 742 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:20,209 So what do we say? Are we in? 743 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,297 We gonna do this? 744 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,255 It's beautiful. 745 00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:23,996 Yeah. 746 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,868 But no, it's not the right time for her. 747 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,391 Oh. 748 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,089 Daddy, how can you say that? 749 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,133 You ain't even looked at the numbers yet. 750 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,700 I have! They're good! 751 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:35,746 Lot of zeroes. - I said my piece, Jesse. 752 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,661 But Daddy, this is a real good deal! 753 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:38,706 Not your call, Jesse. 754 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:39,968 It's mine. 755 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,144 No, it is--it's my call too. 756 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:45,539 Stop showing off in front of your friends, Jesse. 757 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:48,629 I'm not showing off! 758 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,196 You are! 759 00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,244 What was that? 760 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,518 What a grand waste of time. 761 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,042 Stupid idea. 762 00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,957 I got sand in my shoes. 763 00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:13,001 He's here. 764 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,655 Come on. 765 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,004 Oh, God. 766 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,353 Kelvin, what the fuck is this? 767 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,528 Uh-oh, my mans. 768 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:19,921 Ew. 769 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,140 You are looking great. - Ew. 770 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,445 You are looking really good. 771 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:23,664 You looking swole. 772 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,665 Gross, Kelvin. 773 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:25,709 ♪ 774 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,059 Party burpee! 775 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,191 Come on! 776 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,106 One more! Let's go! 777 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,716 Go in the car. I'll take care of this. 778 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,544 - Get low! - I'ma talk to him. 779 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,503 Okay, Chad in the back, you gotta work on your form. 780 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:37,939 All right? I don't wanna tell you again. 781 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,114 You know we can't say no to this. 782 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:40,420 In our mind, in our body. 783 00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:42,117 I'm actually pretty surprised 784 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,814 at how bad you are being at business right now. 785 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,077 - Party burpee! - Jesse, you know damn well 786 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,469 the world has been upside-down. 787 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:47,993 Friends falling all around us. 788 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,298 Now ain't the time for growth. 789 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,213 It's time to... 790 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,346 shore up, strengthen what we got. 791 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,261 Well, I think doing a time-share resort 792 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,089 with the Lissons is a hell of a way to strengthen up. 793 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,699 But we can agree to disagree. 794 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,138 You know, this resort was very important to Amber and I. 795 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:04,270 And being friends with the Lissons 796 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,228 was also very important. 797 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,056 I'll tell you this much, 798 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,493 when I run this church, I will not shun allies. 799 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:13,061 When you run the church? 800 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,933 Don't get ahead of yourself, boy. 801 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,457 Lyle's mom and dad knew when it was time to step aside 802 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:18,632 and let him have a shot. 803 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,416 Look what he's doing now. 804 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:21,896 Making beautiful time-share resorts 805 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:23,550 in fucking paradise. 806 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,204 Jesse, I'm sorry your life didn't crack out 807 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,206 the way you wanted. 808 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,512 My apologies for still being alive. 809 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,864 Oh, you know what? 810 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,171 All you ever care about is building this church. 811 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,043 Cared about that more than being a daddy. 812 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:39,609 More than anything. 813 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:42,177 Even now, when it's so painfully obvious 814 00:32:42,264 --> 00:32:43,700 it's time for you just to slow down 815 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,267 and let me have a crack at things. 816 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,443 But you won't. 817 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,445 You're gonna end up just like Granddaddy Roy. 818 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,839 ♪ 819 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:53,928 If you wanna start a resort with the Lissons, 820 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:54,973 go right ahead. 821 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,626 Just leave me out of it! 822 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,541 ♪ 823 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,326 Wait, so I can do it? 824 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,415 Do what you want! 825 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,029 Peabody Award-winning journalist Thaniel Block's 826 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,075 new bombshell report 827 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,555 describing a salacious sex scandal 828 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,732 involving Detroit pastor Makawon Butterfield. 829 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,430 [construction truck beeping] - Can't hear you. 830 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,214 This fucking beeping. - Double life. 831 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,259 - Am I on? - One of a beloved reverend 832 00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:21,869 by day, the other, 833 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:23,827 a wife-swapping swinger by night. 834 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:26,004 Thaniel, it's safe to say that for evangelicals, 835 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,657 this is a big no-no, right? 836 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:28,919 Yeah, particularly for a pastor 837 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,096 like Reverend Butterfield, 838 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,620 who's been outspoken about sexual immorality in the past. 839 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,448 You know, people look to him for spiritual guidance, 840 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:37,928 often tithing 10% of their income. 841 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,714 These tax-exempt churches rake in millions of dollars a year. 842 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:42,324 - Big money. - Yes! 843 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,413 And corruption is a real concern 844 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,198 when you're talking about that kind of money. 845 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:48,504 This grift is as old as Christianity itself. 846 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:51,377 Look, I've been accused of being anti-religion. 847 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,640 No, I'm anti-hypocrisy. 848 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:55,033 And there are a lot more hypocrites 849 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,860 in this industry. 850 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,427 Butterfield only begins to scratch the surface. 851 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:10,004 ♪ 852 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:14,139 You thought you could duck me, you high-falutin son of a bitch? 853 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,358 Oh, what the hell is this? 854 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:17,968 I followed ya. 855 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,319 Wasn't too hard with that fancy truck 856 00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:22,582 and that personalized plate. 857 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:24,018 Damn it, Junior. 858 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,846 Oh, so you do remember my name. 859 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:28,109 I thought for a minute there I was so insignificant 860 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,416 till you'd plum forgotten I ever existed. 861 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,287 I remember you. 862 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,464 Damn, we got old. 863 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,423 I know I look like shit, but damn! 864 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,989 You look sturdy. 865 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,426 Still got that mass going on. - God! 866 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,733 What do you want? 867 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,691 I just wanted to see an old friend. 868 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:45,953 ♪ 869 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,433 The older I get, the more... 870 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,825 sentimental I'm leaning. 871 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,653 Nostalgic. 872 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,394 And I can't help but thinking about 873 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,396 when you and I worked together. 874 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,181 You want money? 875 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:57,573 You gonna try to blackmail me? 876 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:58,748 Sell the story? 877 00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:00,272 Let's not waste time here. 878 00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,751 Why y'all nervous, Eli? 879 00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:02,796 Why you being all... 880 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,928 Weird? 881 00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:07,061 You following me, that's weird! 882 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,497 Whatever it is you're trying to pull here, 883 00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,456 I don't got time for it. 884 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:11,892 Come on, Eli! 885 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,241 Can't old friends reconnect? 886 00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,113 - Oh... - Man. 887 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,723 ♪ 888 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:19,117 I--I'm busy. 889 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,292 Take care. 890 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,076 ♪ 891 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:25,427 Man, me and my old man watched you rise, man. 892 00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:26,907 Yeah, for real. 893 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,517 It was wild to see you come from 894 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:29,997 where we come from and do what you done. 895 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,999 My daddy was so proud of you. 896 00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:34,044 He acted like he discovered you. 897 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,437 I don't mean to bother you. 898 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,352 I guess I just thought about you 899 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,572 probably more than you thought about me, that's all. 900 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,922 Just wanted you to know you done good! 901 00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:44,316 Sorry if I spooked you! 902 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,882 See you around, Eli. 903 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,102 ♪ 904 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,322 You hungry? 905 00:35:50,409 --> 00:35:54,108 ♪ 906 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,850 Siblings, I have summoned you here today 907 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,852 because Amber and I have won. 908 00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:02,464 Through my powers of persuasion, I have broken Daddy down. 909 00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:04,901 And now the writing is on the wall. 910 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,816 That old man is on his way out, 911 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:09,471 and I am stepping into power. 912 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,647 Y'all back me and I'll give you a good deal. 913 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,780 You'll never lead, of course. 914 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,608 But you will be able to keep your homes, 915 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,131 your automobiles. 916 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,176 - Mm. - Maintain an annual salary, 917 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:19,568 perhaps even a raise. 918 00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:20,961 - Oh. - All I ask in return 919 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:23,006 is that you kiss the ring. 920 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,051 What ring? 921 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,705 Your ring? 922 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,707 My wedding ring. 923 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:31,058 You're fucking high, dude. 924 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:33,191 Like I'm gonna kiss that smelly ass ring 925 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,931 that's probably been shoved up Amber's pussy. 926 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,586 Oh, it's definitely been shoved up her pussy. 927 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:40,372 That's why kissing it is so very cool. 928 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,330 Ugh! - That--that is foul. 929 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,027 - Sick. - And boy, 930 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:45,638 with all the stunts you've pulled, 931 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,901 you really think in a million years 932 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,077 that Daddy would trust you to run the church? 933 00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:51,600 Keep dreaming. - Yeah. 934 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,472 What do you know about anything? 935 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,387 All you care about these days is fucking muscles. 936 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,389 Acting like it's about God. It's not. 937 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,826 It's about being self-centered and popping boners. 938 00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:01,480 It's about being healthy. 939 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,003 - Okay. - And if you're healthy 940 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:05,005 you do maintain a proper erection. 941 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:06,224 - That's true. - Whatever! 942 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,312 Accept my dominance or don't. 943 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,878 Doesn't matter to me. 944 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,097 The damn tides of time and winds of dust 945 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,403 are upon us. 946 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:13,187 My reign is nigh. 947 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,407 What the fuck did you even just say, man? 948 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,147 That made no sense to me. That sounded foreign. 949 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,497 That's not a phrase, dummy. 950 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:20,499 Nigh. 951 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,544 You're just both a bunch of two-bit half-rate siblings. 952 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,981 Damn Frank Stallone and fucking Stephen Baldwin 953 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,461 over here. 954 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,636 I'm Stephen Baldwin? 955 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,116 Yes, you are. 956 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:30,639 - Oh. - No, you fucking did not. 957 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:32,032 I ain't got no time for this. 958 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,599 Bye, Felicia. 959 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:35,035 - Okay, no. - What did he just say? 960 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,558 Mm-mm, no! 961 00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,125 Did he just say "Bye, Felicia" to me? 962 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:39,431 Yep. Why--does--what does that mean? 963 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:40,997 Bye, Felicia. 964 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:42,608 Jesse, you will never run this family. 965 00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,392 So "Bye, Felicia" to you, Jesse! - Hey. 966 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:45,872 Who's Felicia? 967 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,352 - You are. - No, you're Felicia. 968 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,049 Let's just all act like adults. 969 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:50,833 - You're Felicia. - Well, we can act like adults 970 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,357 if he's Felicia 'cause I'm not fucking Felicia! 971 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:53,880 - Yeah. - Felicia. 972 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,664 - No, you're Felicia! - No, it's okay. 973 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,187 - You're Felicia! - It's okay. 974 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,016 He's not worth it. Hey, hey. 975 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:02,105 I know, I know you're not Felicia. 976 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,455 I'm Kelvin, you're Judy, okay? 977 00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,021 Yeah, I'm Judy. 978 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,284 I know you are. You want a snow cone? 979 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,763 - Mm, yeah. - Okay. 980 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,375 Okay, we'll get you a snow cone. 981 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,468 Get what you want. 982 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:17,730 I'm buying. 983 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:19,601 Thank you. 984 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,212 Well, I'm going back and forth between... 985 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,432 steak and the alfredo. 986 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:27,217 But since you're buying, I'm gonna take steak. 987 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,784 Get what you want. 988 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,744 Eli. 989 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,659 Check it out over your right shoulder. 990 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:36,662 Damn, look at that piece of tail he's with. 991 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:37,750 Mm, mm! 992 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,713 He's gonna go bone deep on her 993 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,629 right here in the Sticky Steven's, Eli. 994 00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,544 Hey! 995 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,198 Y'all wanna tone down the romance? 996 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,808 We got kids sitting right here. 997 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,551 - What, you talking to me? - Well, just maybe show 998 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:59,337 your affection in a more appropriate manner. 999 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,121 How 'bout you suck my dick, Gramps? 1000 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,775 - Randall! - Hey. 1001 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,254 I do whatever the fuck I want, all right? 1002 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,082 Now eat your noodles. 1003 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:08,258 Fucking go back to the movie "Cocoon," all right? 1004 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,130 Bye. - Not trying to offend. 1005 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:11,610 Just looking out for the young ones. 1006 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,706 Fucking guy is lucky he's still got teeth. 1007 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:22,055 Just ignore him. 1008 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,665 I'm gonna get the mahi. 1009 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,627 Still wrestling? 1010 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,803 Nah, just do character work, mostly. 1011 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:33,327 I might step in and talk some shit, but... 1012 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,981 No, nowadays, I'm just promoting. 1013 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,200 I got a stable full of fellas I keep working. 1014 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:38,506 Good for you. 1015 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:39,986 That's good. 1016 00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:41,379 I wonder what my daddy might think 1017 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:43,990 about you and I being reunited. 1018 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,818 Well, he put us together. 1019 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,082 He'd probably think he'd done a pretty good job. 1020 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:52,477 Picking two men with so much to offer the world. 1021 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:53,826 He'd try and take credit. 1022 00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:57,395 Yeah, he would. 1023 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,397 ♪ 1024 00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,486 You know that son of a bitch just skipped town on me one day? 1025 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:03,226 ♪ 1026 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:05,098 Left me with nothing. 1027 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,100 Just up and disappeared. 1028 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,450 Disappeared. 1029 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,104 Imagine that. 1030 00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:15,195 Your own daddy dislikes you that much. 1031 00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:16,718 Don't look at it that way, Junior. 1032 00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,416 That ain't gonna help you none. 1033 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:23,464 I like to think that he made his way down to Bolivia. 1034 00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:26,685 That's what he said Butch and Sundance did. 1035 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,861 They didn't die like in the movie. 1036 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:32,081 Nah, they got to Bolivia and lived out their lives. 1037 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:34,649 I like to think that's what he did. 1038 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:37,086 Find himself a beautiful "in-dig-inus" senorita 1039 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,262 and lived out his life down there. 1040 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,438 Yeah. 1041 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:47,706 ♪ 1042 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:51,013 You know, some people think I killed him. 1043 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,321 ♪ 1044 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:55,975 Enough of that. 1045 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,630 I don't need to sit here drifting while you're... 1046 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,327 sitting there looking all uncomfortable. 1047 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:01,981 Nonsense. 1048 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,896 Connecting with the past is a powerful thing. 1049 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,985 ♪ 1050 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:07,726 Let's pray, Junior. 1051 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,945 Oh, Eli. 1052 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:12,992 No offense. 1053 00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:14,515 I ain't religious. 1054 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,691 Well, it's a good thing I am. 1055 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,258 I'll show you what to do. 1056 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,738 Let me see them hands. 1057 00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:20,782 Okay. 1058 00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:27,659 Heavenly father, thank you for bringing old friends together. 1059 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:31,097 Please help Junior heal from the past. 1060 00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:34,796 Even though we don't understand why we endure the pain we do, 1061 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:38,234 we trust that it is your will. 1062 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,541 We are at your mercy. 1063 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:41,803 And your mercy... 1064 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:44,327 Shall redeem us. 1065 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,634 ♪ 1066 00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:47,679 Amen. 1067 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,768 Amen. 1068 00:41:49,855 --> 00:41:51,421 Damn. 1069 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,771 Kinda nice. 1070 00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:59,255 I ended up beating him, so we can do the hotel with you. 1071 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:01,083 We're in. 1072 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:06,741 And we're also excited to be a hotelier with you. 1073 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:08,656 Lates, JG. 1074 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,266 Ooh, baby! It's so fucking good! 1075 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:12,181 I'ma do an Adderall to celebrate. 1076 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,531 I don't love it, but you wrote a great email, 1077 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:14,532 so I give you my bless. 1078 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:20,494 What the hell? 1079 00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:23,323 What? 1080 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,194 ♪ 1081 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:28,458 Where's the littlest son we have 1082 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,765 who's been coming on things? 1083 00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:32,550 - Are you boosting? - Come on, Pontius. 1084 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,160 I thought you were better than this. 1085 00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,596 Pont, you are getting lapped right now. 1086 00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,380 He's got the better car, so-- 1087 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,904 Are you not using the nitrous or something? 1088 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:41,384 I didn't know there was nitrous, so... 1089 00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,082 Gideon. 1090 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,300 Come here for a second. 1091 00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:45,171 Just talk to you real quick. 1092 00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:46,912 Sure. 1093 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,658 What's going on? 1094 00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,747 Did you talk to your brother like I asked you to? 1095 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:58,053 Because I just found this in my pens drawer. 1096 00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,794 The fuck? Gross. 1097 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:01,535 What is that? - It's Jesse boy's delicates. 1098 00:43:01,622 --> 00:43:03,406 Your brother stuffed this in my damn pens drawer! 1099 00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:05,234 I touched it with my bare fingers! 1100 00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:06,671 - Why'd you touch it? - Why didn't you talk to him 1101 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:07,672 like I asked you to? - I tried. 1102 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:09,499 I swear to God, I tried. 1103 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,024 I could not figure out a way to bring it up, man. 1104 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,330 You wanna be a preacher, don't you? 1105 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:15,854 - Uh... - Shut up, you do. 1106 00:43:15,941 --> 00:43:17,682 - Okay. - If you're gonna be a preacher, 1107 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:19,684 you gotta be able to talk about anything, all right? 1108 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:21,163 Even if it makes us uncomfortable. 1109 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,425 When we stop doing that... 1110 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:24,123 mm-hmm. 1111 00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:26,560 People burn in hell. 1112 00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:28,214 Watch and learn. 1113 00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:30,825 You want me to come in there with you? 1114 00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:31,870 - Yes! - Okay. 1115 00:43:34,873 --> 00:43:37,310 'Sup, sup? Guys, little men, what's up? 1116 00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:39,268 - 'Sup. - 'Sup. 1117 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:41,270 Glad you said 'sup first, Pontius, because I need you 1118 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:44,230 to take the computer goggles off your face and exit for a moment. 1119 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,884 I-I'm in the middle of a game. 1120 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,494 I'll play your turn. Get up right now. 1121 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:48,800 Take a hike. 1122 00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:50,366 Don't make me say it again. 1123 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,759 Okay, don't make me get mad at you. 1124 00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:57,939 Abraham. 1125 00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:05,773 This chair's a trip, yo. 1126 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:06,992 Do you need help? 1127 00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:07,993 What did he do to it? 1128 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,864 Did he break it? 1129 00:44:09,951 --> 00:44:11,779 Shit. - You gotta-- 1130 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:12,693 Dad, you have to put one-- - Shh. I got it, I got it. 1131 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,480 Go ahead and hit pause on the game system there, blood. 1132 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:20,135 Like to rap with you for a second if I could. 1133 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:24,879 Why were your delicates crammed in my pens drawer, Abraham? 1134 00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,533 It's not what you think. 1135 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:27,752 Seems to me it's exactly what I think. 1136 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,145 It's crusty and crinkling 1137 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:32,191 and discolored. 1138 00:44:32,278 --> 00:44:34,062 I mean, you're just inside your room, I guess, 1139 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:36,325 having nocturnal emissions all day long, okay? 1140 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:38,240 From the amount of garments I've found 1141 00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:41,287 stuffed around this house, it's very disrespectful. 1142 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:43,071 Abraham, let me ask you a question. 1143 00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:45,944 Do you know what really happens when a boy... 1144 00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:49,512 does the stuff to himself to... 1145 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:51,427 to make the come stuff into the underwear? 1146 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,865 When those hands of yours touch your privates, 1147 00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,518 an alarm goes off in heaven. 1148 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:56,868 Okay? And every loved one 1149 00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:58,347 you've ever known that's dead, 1150 00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,001 they are alerted. 1151 00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:02,830 They float to where you are, they join hands, 1152 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:05,703 and they watch you be dirty to yourself. 1153 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:11,360 - Like Grandma? - Yep, she watches. 1154 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:12,710 Great-granddaddy Roy. 1155 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,799 Great-grandmama. 1156 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,714 Even some relatives you've never even met before 1157 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:19,586 like ancient ones from the Revolutionary War times. 1158 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,981 Ghosts that will watch you and be ashamed 1159 00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:25,026 of what you're doing to yourself, 1160 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:27,376 of how you're being dirty and provocative 1161 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:29,727 to your private parts. 1162 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,555 You understand? 1163 00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:35,036 When people see you do something bad... 1164 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:37,473 it's hard for them to see you any other way. 1165 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,866 I want you to remember that. 1166 00:45:38,953 --> 00:45:40,085 Yes, sir. 1167 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:43,131 Now are there any other... 1168 00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:44,611 questions you have for me? 1169 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,744 Birds and the bees? 1170 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,876 Morning woods, peckers, anything that you wanna discuss 1171 00:45:48,963 --> 00:45:50,138 or ask me about? 1172 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,053 Well, there is one thing 1173 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,229 that I'm still curious about. 1174 00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:56,014 Are we still doing that hotel thing? 1175 00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:01,236 Yes, my son. 1176 00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:03,195 We are now officially hoteliers. 1177 00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:04,544 Oh, Granddad said yes? 1178 00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:06,024 Course he did. 1179 00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:08,635 He knew he couldn't stand in my way. 1180 00:46:08,722 --> 00:46:11,203 Yeah, your granddaddy ain't half the shitkicker he used to be. 1181 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:19,733 Mercy, I guess he does do whatever he wants. 1182 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,952 Okay, bye. 1183 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,388 You have terrific tits. 1184 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:24,346 Thanks for the cheese enchiladas. 1185 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,309 Cue ball, scratch in a corner pocket. 1186 00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:35,749 Bet you two queefs haven't seen action like that in years. 1187 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,056 Next time, keep the comments to yourself. 1188 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:39,361 We don't want any trouble, friend. 1189 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:40,667 You made your point. 1190 00:46:40,754 --> 00:46:42,756 That's what I thought, bitch! 1191 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,062 Don't wanna run your mouth, huh? 1192 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:51,896 How dare you talk to us like that, you big old slab of meat. 1193 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:54,246 - Come on, Junior. - No. 1194 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,726 No, you don't know who you're messing with. 1195 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,250 Jesus. 1196 00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,426 We're from fucking Memphis, asshole. 1197 00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:02,123 We stuff twinks like you full of rocks 1198 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,908 and sink you in the Missi-fucking-ssippi. 1199 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:05,474 You know, you're lucky... 1200 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:08,434 I don't murder you right fucking now. 1201 00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:09,957 Or send some of my badass friends 1202 00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:12,133 to go do it--find your fucking house, 1203 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,787 slay your whole fucking family. 1204 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,833 How 'bout that, asshole? 1205 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:16,921 - Come on, Junior. - Yeah. 1206 00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,966 That's what I'm gonna do. 1207 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:21,273 I'ma take a photograph of your license plate 1208 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,580 with my telephone, send it to my friends, 1209 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:27,409 who will get your address from the DMV, come to your house 1210 00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:30,021 and fuck you up, you motherfucker! 1211 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:31,283 Oh! 1212 00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:33,024 ♪ 1213 00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:34,808 Junior! 1214 00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:35,983 Oh, my God. 1215 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:38,072 Junior! Junior! 1216 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:39,726 Hope you're wearing your diapers, old man. 1217 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:41,206 Oh, come on. You didn't have to do that. 1218 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:49,649 ♪ 1219 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,876 ♪ 1220 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:02,444 Stay down there and drool, doggy. 1221 00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:07,188 Oh, man. 1222 00:48:08,233 --> 00:48:09,234 Ooh, whee! 1223 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:12,585 ♪ 1224 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,065 Finish him off, Maniac. 1225 00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,240 Take him down. 1226 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:16,676 Yeah! 1227 00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:19,374 Yeah! Do it again! 1228 00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:22,160 ♪ 1229 00:48:22,247 --> 00:48:23,726 Oh, stop, stop, stop! Please! 1230 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,250 Please, please, please! - Oh, yeah. 1231 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:26,729 There we go! - Stop! No, no, no, no! 1232 00:48:26,816 --> 00:48:28,035 Please! - Ladies and gentlemen, 1233 00:48:28,122 --> 00:48:29,994 the Maniac Kid! 1234 00:48:30,081 --> 00:48:31,430 Come on, Maniac! 1235 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,258 Stop it! 1236 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:34,476 Please! 1237 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,521 Do it! 1238 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:36,565 Yeah! 1239 00:48:39,351 --> 00:48:40,352 Yeah! 1240 00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:46,140 Mofo. 1241 00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:47,228 That hurt. 1242 00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:50,884 Let's go. 1243 00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:53,756 ♪ Last night the devil learned my name ♪ 1244 00:48:53,843 --> 00:48:56,542 ♪ 1245 00:48:56,629 --> 00:49:01,025 ♪ Night, he came and left me for the day ♪ 1246 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,592 ♪ 1247 00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:06,595 ♪ All alone, I fell off track ♪ 1248 00:49:06,682 --> 00:49:09,772 ♪ If you pray for me, darlin', then take it right back ♪ 1249 00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,644 ♪ Well 1250 00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:14,560 ♪ Last night the devil learned my name ♪ 1251 00:49:14,647 --> 00:49:21,610 ♪ 1252 00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,186 ♪ Story was sad 1253 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:35,494 ♪ When I find you in my bed 1254 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:39,628 ♪ You said I'd be back for the day ♪ 1255 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:41,848 ♪ 1256 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:45,112 ♪ So don't ever let 1257 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:48,463 ♪ That fight in your chest 1258 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:52,467 ♪ The best times are those that are dead ♪ 1259 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:58,082 ♪ 1260 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:08,048 ♪ 88051