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Nu putea�i s� conduce�i
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�i s� fi�i ferici�i cu slujba voastr�.
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Compania Sunshine Cab e falit� !
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Trebuie s� g�sim alte slujbe.
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Ne �nt�lnim �ntr-o lun� �i vom povesti
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ce slujbe grozave am primit.
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Da !
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Poftim !
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Felicit�ri !
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Bun�, m� numesc Elaine Nardo.
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Hai, Latka, sunt multe mese de cur��at.
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O, uitasem !
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E seara �n care fraierii se adun�,
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ca s�-�i spun� pove�tile de succes.
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Va fi o sear� scurt�.
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Tu ai f�cut mul�i bani, Louie ?
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M-am descurcat.
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S� nu-l �ntreba�i !
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Nu mai pot sta.
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Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la munc�.
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Am trecut doar s� beau
o bere �i s� m� laud.
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Louie, ai uitat s� semnezi
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cecul de �omer.
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�ine-o a�a, Louie.
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�nainte s� r�de�i de mine,
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mai bine mi-a�i asculta povestea.
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Mul�umesc.
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V-am zis c� reu�esc �n orice
carier� �i am dovedit-o.
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M-am dus pe Wall Street �i
am devenit agent bursier.
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Fii serios !
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��i ba�i joc de noi ?
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Tu, agent bursier, Lou ?
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Las�-ne �n pace, Lou.
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N-am zis c� a fost
u�or s� p�trund acolo.
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Rapoartele astea arat� bine.
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Pune-l la dosarul Clifton,
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�i adu-mi prospectul
Wesley- Cosgrove.
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Da, dle.
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Tu e�ti mah�rul mare aici ?
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Nu �tiam c� spectacolul
cu pitici e �n ora�.
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Scuza�i-m� !
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Nu pute�i da buzna aici �n felul �sta.
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Da, da, da.
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Tu e�ti Marele Br�nz� aici sau nu ?
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Eu conduc aceast� firm�,
dac� asta vrei s� zici.
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F� o poz�.
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Genera�iile viitoare vor vrea s� �tie
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momentul exact
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c�nd ai angajat cel mai
bun agent de v�nz�ri.
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Z�mbe�te, Mare Br�nz� !
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Uite, a�a !
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Domni�oara Lang, ce faci ? Cheam� paza !
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Da, dle.
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Bun, bun, cheam� paza !
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Dac� nu te pot convinge s� m� angajezi
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p�n� c�nd ajung ei aici, plec singur.
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�tii care e problema cu
aceast� companie, dle Grey ?
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Tu nu �tii s� te murd�re�ti.
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Ceea ce are nevoie aceast� organiza�ie,
este un om care s� se murd�reasc�,
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cineva care se duce acolo,
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�i apuc� orice afacere ce
se poate apuca, �n orice fel,
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de la oricine, care are c��iva dolari.
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Nu ai nevoie de haine dichisite,
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�i de nu �tiu ce
educa�ie ca s� faci bani.
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Ai nevoie de volum.
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Ai nevoie s� �n�eli !
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Ai nevoie s� te murd�re�ti !
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Eu m - am n�scut murdar, dle Gray,
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�i �n fiecare zi m� mai murd�resc
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�i mai tare !
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Probleme, dle Grey ?
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Continu� !
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�i mai murdar !
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Alo, De Palma aici !
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Vrei o cota�ie ?
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Stai o secund�.
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Stai s� v�d !
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Bine, 33 1/8.
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Bine, bine.
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Alo, De Palma aici !
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Tom, b�iete, ce mai faci ?
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�n regul�.
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Da, ascult� aici Tom, sunt
foarte sup�rat c� am aflat
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c� �i-ai adunat toate
conturile �ntr-unul singur,
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dar dac� ai chef s� urci �i
s� cobori pe tabel� cu AT&T,
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e treaba ta.
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��i spun, Tom, sunt ac�iuni volatile.
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Stai a�a un pic, tocmai a
clipit ceva pe tabela mare.
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Bun�, dulcea�� !
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Nu cred c� am avut pl�cerea.
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Ne-am mai �nt�lnit.
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Nu asta era pl�cerea
la care m-am g�ndit.
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Tom, ascult� cuvintele
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care te vor pensiona anticipat:
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Cercetare genetic�.
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�tii tu, clonare �i alte de alea.
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Ast�zi o fac cu �obolani.
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M�ine vor scoate duzine de Cheryl Tiegs.
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�tiu ce vei spune.
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�tiu c� ai probleme filozofice
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pentru c� exist� posibilitatea
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ca ceva s� mearg� prost.
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Adic� vreun virus mutant
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s� rad� jum�tate din popula�ia lumii.
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Dac� e�ti �n jum�tatea care r�m�ne,
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vrei s� fii bogat sau nu ?
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Bine, bine, nu mai insist.
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Te scriu aici cu 5000 de ac�iuni.
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Dac� te r�zg�nde�ti, m� suni, bine ?
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5000 de ac�iuni !
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B�ie�i, a�a se face treab� !
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Bine.
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S� vedem...
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Alo, dn� Greer ?
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Aici e Louie De Palma.
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V-a�i decis ce s� face�i
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cu asigurarea de via�� a so�ului dv ?
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Da, am v�zut �n aceast�
diminea�� la rubrica decese
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c� a murit azi noapte.
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Da, bine, v� sun dup�...
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�ti�i, dup� �nmorm�ntare.
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�ntre timp g�ndi�i-v� la
chimicale �i electronice.
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Bine.
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Hai s� v�d...
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Alo, Myron Schwartz ?
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Aici e v�rul t�u, Louis Ginzberg.
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Nu, am fost la nunta ta.
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Ne-am �nt�lnit dup� ficatul m�run�it.
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Ascult� aici,
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Cred c� familiile noastre
ar trebui s� fie unite.
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Am ni�te ac�iuni bune,
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�i am p�strat c�teva pentru tine.
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��i trimit prospectul.
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Cu pl�cere.
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Shalom.
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Imediat st�m de vorb�.
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Dl. Tobias ?
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Aici e Louie De Palma.
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V-a�i g�ndit vreodat�
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s� investi�i �n ac�iuni ?
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Mama e acas� ?
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Nu ?
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�tii cumva
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unde �ine mama carnetul de cecuri ?
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Bine, David, uite...
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am s� te sun mai t�rziu.
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Bine.
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La revedere.
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Dl. De Palma,
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Trebuie s� v� vorbesc despre ceva.
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Sunt foarte ocupat, a�a c� f�-o repede.
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Desigur: E�ti concediat !
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Te-am bruscat un pic, nu ?
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�mi pare r�u. Am f�cut o gre�eal�.
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Pur �i simplu nu te �ncadrezi
la noi �n organiza�ie.
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Fac mai mul�i bani,
dec�t oricine de aici.
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�tim c� faci �ncas�ri mari.
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Nu asta e problema.
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E vorba de comportament.
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Gustul t�u �n �mbr�c�minte e strident.
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Gusturile tale �n general sunt stridente.
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E�ti strident.
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Secretarele s-au pl�ns.
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M�n�nci prea mult
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�n sala de mese al corpora�iei.
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Faci zgomot, c�nd m�n�nci.
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To�i fac zgomote c�nd m�n�nc�.
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To�i fac zgomote specifice c�nd m�n�nc�.
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Ale tale nu sunt zgomote normale.
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Ale tale nu sunt...
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zgomote umane.
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Despre ce vorbim aici ?
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Etic� ?
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Nu, n-avem pl�ngeri
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despre etic�.
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Nu ai etic�.
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Problema este...
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c� nu te mai suport�m.
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Toat� lumea se pl�nge.
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Nu e personal, e�ti doar...
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dezgust�tor.
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La ce spui tu dezgust�tor,
eu �i spun v�nzare !
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Sunt mai bun la afacerea
asta dec�t oricare dintre voi.
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Numai c� nu fac parte dintre voi.
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Nu m� comport ca voi.
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N-am fost la facultatea
potrivit�, sau la facultate,
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dar s� v� spun ceva dle Grey.
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Voi pleca de aici, sim�indu-m� bine,
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pentru c� �tiu c� am reu�it.
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Tu va trebui s� stai aici,
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�tiind c� cineva de pe
strad� te poate dep�i.
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�mi pare r�u.
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Dle De Palma, �mi place s� cred
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c� rela�iile, chiar dac� sunt
trec�toare �i superficiale
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cumva ne �mbog��esc.
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Cred c� uit�ndu-v� bine la situa�ie,
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o ve�i g�si profitabil�.
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Sunt de acord complet !
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Adio, fraierilor !
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Louie, telefon pentru tine !
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Probabil cei de la Wall Street,
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rug�ndu-m� s� m� �ntorc.
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Du-te,
du-te !
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Bobby, e r�ndul t�u acum.
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Ce slujb� �i-ai luat ?
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Am g�sit ceva �n
domeniul divertismentului.
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Bravo, Bob.
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E interesant, Bob.
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Oarecum.
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Cum adic� oarecum ?
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Am avut greut��i �n a g�si ceva,
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a�a c� am g�sit de lucru la un magazin,
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f�c�nd petreceri.
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Oamenii fac petreceri
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pentru copii lor,
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�i m� angajau pe mine
s� vin la petrecere
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s� joc un rol.
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Da ? Ce fel de rol ?
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Nimic neobi�nuit.
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De fapt, ceva foarte tradi�ional.
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Aici locuie�te familia Beck ?
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Da.
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Am venit pentru petrecere.
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Bun... intra�i v� rog.
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Este...
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un costum frumos.
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Mul�umesc mult,
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dar trebuie s� �n�elege�i,
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nu asta e serviciul meu.
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�l faci de pl�cere ?
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Nu, nu pentru pl�cere.
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Aduc copii.
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Asculta�i...
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m� scuza�i, nu sunte�i
Cynthia Beck, regizoarea ?
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A�a e, eu sunt.
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M� numesc Bobby Wheeler, �i
pur �i simplu ador munca dv.
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�i eu am admirat mereu jeleurile tale.
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Asculta�i, chiar sunt un actor,
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care n-a f�cut �nc� multe,
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dar sunt foarte-foarte bun.
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A� vrea s� v� interpretez ceva,
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dar se ajunge greu la dumneavoastr�.
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Copii devin ner�bd�tori.
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�i trimit aici.
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Bine.
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Copii, veni�i, Iepura�ul De Pa�te
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vrea s� v� vad�.
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Bun�, copii !
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Eu sunt Iepura�ul De Pa�te,
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�i am venit pe frunze vr�jite de salat�,
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doar ca s� petrec Pa�tele cu voi.
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Vre�i s� c�nt�m un c�ntecel ?
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Bine.
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C�nta�i �i voi.
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Cred c� o �ti�i pe asta. Bine ? Bine.
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�i acum copii, �n acest
spirit al Pa�telui,
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Iepura�ul De Pa�te are
o surpriz� pentru voi.
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El va interpreta o scen�
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din pies� de pe Broadway,
�Al cui via�� este asta ?�
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A�a e copii.
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Iepura�ul De Pa�te
este �i un actor serios.
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Trebuie s� v� preface�i,
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c� Iepura�ul De Pa�te e
paralizat de la g�t �n jos.
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�i vorbe�te cu
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doctorul lui, bine ?
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A�i �n�eles, nu ?
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Bun.
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�n�elegi, c� de aceea am decis
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c� via�a nu merit� tr�it� ?
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Nu mai sunt om !
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Sunt chiar mai convins de asta
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dec�t eram �nainte de vizita ta.
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Cum ��i convine asta ?
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Exercitarea
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a�a numitului profesionalism al t�u,
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m� face s� vreau s� mor.
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A fost a�a de impresionat
de performan�� mea,
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�nc�t mi-a oferit un rol.
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Chiar ? Da.
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Ce rol ?
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Clown, la petrecerea fiicei ei.
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Bravo, Bob !
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A mai r�mas...
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individul �n pulov�r galben.
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Da, Alex, spune-ne.
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Ce ai f�cut ?
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Ce ai f�cut ? Ce ai f�cut ? Haide !
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Am g�sit o slujb�,
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ca paznic de noapte
�ntr-un bloc de birouri.
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Paznic de noapte ?
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M-am g�ndit c�,
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voi avea o gr�mad� de timp liber,
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o s� mai citesc c�te ceva
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pentru care n-am avut timp.
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Primele s�pt�m�ni
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au fost plictisitoare.
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Dar dup� aia,
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am �nceput s� o iau razna.
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- 12,389...
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- 12,390...
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- 12,391.
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12,391 de fire de p�r �n cap.
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La naiba, hai s� fie num�r par.
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- 12,390.
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Ce a mai r�mas de f�cut ?
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Am luat cina...
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Hai s� fac rondul, s� fiu
sigur c� totul e �n ordine.
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Rondul, rondul.
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Coridorul A, Coridorul B,
Coridorul C, Coridorul D.
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Munc�, munc�, munc�, munc�.
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M� �in �n form� !
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A�a ar�t c�nd vorbesc.
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A�a ar�t
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c�nd spun �A�a ar�t c�nd vorbesc.�
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A�a ar�t c�nd z�mbesc.
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A�a ar�t cu lanterna �n gur�.
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A�a ar�t, atunci c�nd
�ncepe emisiunea mea TV:
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Bun� seara, doamnelor �i domnilor !
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Bine a�i venit la Alex Rieger Show.
�n rolul principal: Alex Rieger.
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Hai s� vorbim cu primul nostru invitat.
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Primul nostru invitat �n aceast�
sear�, doamnelor �i domnilor,
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este cel mai mare jongler din lume.
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Hai s� vedem dac� �i putem spune numele:
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-Alex Rieger !
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Iar acum voi �ncerca s� jonglez...
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cu spatele.
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�ntr-un picior.
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Iar acum cel mai mare
truc, doamnelor �i domnilor,
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trebuie s� p�stra�i t�cere complet�,
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voi jongla �i m�nca �n acela�i timp.
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Acest post Y.A.W.N., iese din emisie
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dup� o sear� de emisiuni.
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Bun�, Henry !
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Te sim�i bine ?
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Sigur, m� simt bine, Henry.
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Cred c� plec acum.
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Ia-o u�or, Rieger.
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Doar primele s�pt�m�ni
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sunt mai grele, �tii ?
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Dac� ai 20 de ani de meserie, cum am eu,
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�nve�i s� te descurci.
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Mul�umesc pentru pont, Henry.
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Relaxeaz�-te.
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Noapte bun� !
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Acum e timpul pentru...
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The Harry �i Muffy Show !
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Da.
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Da, da, da, da.
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Cine e musafirul din
aceast� sear�, Muffy ?
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Harry...
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e�ti bolnav.
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Fi�i aten�i, drojdia societ��ii !
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Compania Sunshine Cab
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tocmai a fost cump�rat
de un nou proprietar.
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Bine ?
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Suntem �napoi �n
afaceri, b�ie�i �i fete.
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Dac� v� vre�i slujbele �napoi,
mai bine a�i veni dup� mine.
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Taximetria este o slujb�
puturoas� �i proast�,
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f�r� confort,
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f�r� demnitate �i f�r� viitor,
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dar pe de alt� parte,...
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Vrea cineva s� m� ajute
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cu cealalt� parte ?
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Pe de alt� parte
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nu ne pricepem la nimic altceva ?
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Haide�i.
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A�a !
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Haide, Latka.
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Tom, pune-l �n contul meu.
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Am �n�eles, Tone.
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Ia-�i slujba �i
�i-o bag� �n fund !
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Nu-mi vine s� cred,
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dar e bine s� fiu �napoi aici.
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Da, trebuie s� recunosc.
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A�a e.
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Cine ar fi crezut c� ne va
lipsi locul �sta pr�p�dit ?
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Da, �n�eleg �i eu ce vrei s� zici.
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Doamne !
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Chiar m� simt ca acas�.
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Sigur !
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Hai s� trecem la treab� !
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Da !
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Ce f�ceam ?
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Suntem taximetri�ti, Jim.
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Fii serios !
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Chiar !
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- Ignatowski...
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- 111.
389
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- Banta...
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- 412.
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- Wheeler, 603.
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Vechiul 603.
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- Nardo...
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- 218.
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- Rieger...
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- 134.
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