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(MAN NARRATING) Last week, as you
recall, Dr. Smith and the Robot

had waited in hiding for the
alien known as "The Keeper”

to leave
his giant spaceship,

a spaceship filled with
hundreds of caged animals

gathered from every comer
of the universe.

The nefarious Dr. Smith now planned
to steal the monstrous space vehicle

and return with it
to Earth.

Safely aboard.

You will take off
immediately.

I will need time
to study the controls.

You may have exactly
five seconds.

Well? What are you waiting for?

I must scan and compute
control systems.

I do not wish
to make an error.

You always have to make a problem
out of everything, don't you?

It's all perfectly simple.

This one probably starts
the power system.

Warning. Do not tamper
with alien controls.

Nonsense. Any one of these
could whisk us away from here.

(WHIRRING)

I wonder what that was.

I think I may have
done something wrong.

(CREATURES GROWLING)

Come along.

Well, come along!
Come along, you ninny!

It's all your fault,
you tin-plated fool.

We've missed
a golden opportunity

to leave this
miserable planet!

Danger! Extreme danger!

All creatures escaping!
No!

(CREATURES GROWLING)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING)
(SCREECHING)

(SCREAMING)

No!

(ROARING)

(OWL HOOTING)

Do something, you fool!
Don't just stand there.

Immediate danger
has passed.

Period of reasonable
safety will ensue.

"Reasonable safety"
isn't good enough for me.

Let's get back to complete
safety of the Jupiter 2.

Come along.
Come along!

Come along. A narrow escape.
A narrow escape.

Point of information the
creatures are stir'! loose.

You needn't remind me.

However, our unfortunate
accident could prove beneficial.

That does not compute.
Your reasoning is unclean.

Bah! Since all The Keeper's
animals have been released

he now has plenty of
room for passengers.

Perhaps we can persuade him
to take us back to Earth.

After all,
what else can he do?

Destroy all of us
for what you have done.

What I have done?

Now you listen to me,
you ungrateful wretch.

You will erase that
from your memory banks.

He must never know
we were responsible.

Not we, you.

Don't quibble. Just erase
everything that's happened!

It is done. My memory
banks have eliminated

alt recorded events

from 1710 hours to...

(ROARING)

(GASPS)

Run for your life!

Just once I'd like to see Smith
start something and finish it.

He got most of
the job done.

For Smith, that's quite
an accomplishment.

I know of only two things he
likes to do: Sleep and eat.

I'm ready for
that turn-off valve.

All right.

Don, don't move.
Don't move.

Over there by the rocks.

DON: Look at
the size of that thing!

John, he's heading
right for us.

Look, if he
decides to attack

you make a break for it.

I'll try to
stop him with this.

DON: Trying to stop that
lizard with a pipe

is like fighting
a war with a toothpick.

We run together,
or we don't run at all.

Here he comes!

(GROWLING)

JOHN: Let's go!

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(ELECTRICAL HUM)

The force field's
in effect.

That stopped him.

Man, oh, man! Have you ever
seen a lizard like that before?

We both have.

Yeah, sure.
When was that?

Do you remember the iguanodon
that the Robot accidentally

released from
the keepers cage?

Yeah, but he wasn't
any bigger than...

That's quite a coincidence,
isn't it?

Ah! Another day.

Awake, my noble friend.

Awake from
your slumbers.

I do not sleep. It is not
one of my functions.

You're missing a very
refreshing experience.

Ah!

I feel most exhilarated
this morning.

The time is
14 minutes past 8:00.

The day is Thursday.
The month is March.

The year is...

Never mind the year,
you ninny.

It is a time when we shall
soon be going home.

Ah, "home."

Sweet, nectared word.

The verdant hills

the crispness of the
winter air, the delight...

You're talking to yourself again, Dr.
Smith.

An intelligent conversation
with one's self

is so much more rewarding than
a discussion with a dolt.

You're an absolute genius.
No doubt about that, Smith.

Now, if it's at all possible, could
you tear yourself away from yourself?

John would like
to talk to you.

And what does the good
Professor Robinson want?

Well, he hasn't
confided in me.

A very wise move
on his part, I'm sure.

Lead on, MacDuff.

(IGUANODON GROWLING)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

You wish to speak
to me, Professor?

Yes, I do.

Couldn't the matter
wait for a while?

I haven't had
my breakfast yet.

I always feel so much
better with a full stomach.

You're not the only one that's
hungry this morning, Dr. Smith.

DR. SMITH:
What an ugly brute.

DON:
When did he come back?

About an hour ago.

Well, fortunately,
we're safe in here.

What did you want
to talk to me about, sir'?

Do you have any idea why The Keeper
would let his animals loose?

I haven't
the slightest idea.

Dr. Smith, if you’re hiding
anything from me

I resent your innuendo, sir.

You're not exactly
George Washington

when it comes to
telling the truth.

Mind your manners, Major.

Professor Robinson, if you brought
me here to malign my character...

DON:
The Keeper's out there.

(STAFF WHIRRING)

He'll be tom to
pieces by that lizard.

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

He's walking right through
the force field.

JOHN: Energy has
no effect on him.

There are a few questions
I want to ask our visitor.

I was hoping you'd show up.
Were you?

If you hadn't come to see us,
I'd have come to see you.

You're either a good liar, Professor
Robinson, or you are innocent.

I intend to find out
which- Wait a minute.

Silence!
You try my patience.

I should destroy
all of you now.

Reduce you to
pitiful grains of dust

which the winds
would blow away

across the wasteland
of this planet.

I'm sure the young man
meant no harm.

Let us all try to
keep our tempers

and act like
intelligent beings.

"Intelligent beings"?
You flatter yourself.

You are less than the insects which
I crush beneath my heel as I walk!

What is it you want here?

I intend to
find out something.

Give me your hand.
I will not harm you.

All right.

Now look at me.

That will be all,
Mrs. Robinson.

What is all this
nonsense about?

I'm looking for a guilty
conscience, Dr. Smith.

Someone entered my spaceship
and released my animals.

I intend to find out
who that person is.

You said you were looking
for a guilty conscience.

How do you propose
to find it?

You shall see
for yourself.

Place your hand in mine.

I'll do no such thing.

I warn you, Dr. Smith.
Do not anger me!

Maybe you've got something
to hide, Smith.

Certainly not. It's just that
I refuse to be the subject

of this ridiculous
hocus-pocus.

If you are innocent,
you have nothing to fear.

Why would I want to
turn your animals loose?

Enough of this idle talk.
Place your hand in mine!

No, I won't.

Looks like you
found your man.

Very well. But this whole business
is a complete waste of time.

I warn you. I never
suffer from conscience.

Nothing's happening.

Look at his belt.

(WHIRRING)

What are you trying to do?
Get away from me!

You may hide the truth from everyone else.
You cannot lie to yourself.

That's not true.
Aside from our talk

I haven't been
near your spaceship!

I will give you one more chance
to tell the truth. If not...

All right. I did turn
your animals loose.

But it wasn't for myself.
It was for all of us.

I wanted The Keeper
to take us back to Earth.

I thought that if he didn't have
a spaceship full of animals,

we could talk him into it.

You stumbling fool! Do you
realize what you've done?

You have released
hundreds of animals.

They will eventually
take over this planet.

You will not be able to perform
the most simple task outside

without being
exposed to danger.

You will have to take us back
to Earth now, won't you?

It wouldn't be humane
to leave us here to die.

You not only act like a fool,
you talk like one.

Well, actually, no great
harm has been done.

You can take your
staff and summon

all the animals
back into their cages.

Yes, I can.

But what of the smaller animals
which have been destroyed?

In order to survive,
animals prey on one another.

Yes, I have lost
some animals

but on the other hand, I have gained
two rare and valuable specimens.

What does that mean?

You are to give me the
children, Penny and Will.

If not, I will leave you
at the mercy of the animals.

Think about it.

Penny and Will in exchange
for your lives.

You can't have Will and Penny.
We won't give them to you.

Not even if every foot of this planet
crawls with dangerous animals.

You've been after the
children since you arrived.

You just used
Dr. Smith as an excuse.

A typical animal reaction

the parents springing to the
defense of their young.

Now you listen to me.
You're wasting your time.

You just take your animals
and go back where you belong.

Because if you want
to take Will and Penny

you've got to
fight us for them.

I think you'd better go.

As you wish.

But consider my suggestion. Your
children will be well cared for.

Aren't you forgetting a small
ingredient for happiness known as love?

You are talking about an emotion
common to Earth people.

Fortunately, I do not
suffer from this weakness.

We also have
an emotion called anger.

Perhaps you should
know of it.

Do not come any closer, young man.
I have no desire to harm you.

Come on, John.
We'd better go inside.

John.

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING STOPS)

I have not given you
permission to leave.

I think I should
go inside with the others.

They need me.

You deserve to be punished
after what you have done.

But I didn't turn your animals loose
for myself. It was for everyone!

Your sincerity has
the hollowness of a lie.

What a miserable creature you are.
But I have need of you.

Anything. Just ask me.

Come to my spaceship
this afternoon.

When you are there, I will tell
you what is required of you.

Your spaceship? You
want me to come there?

Oh, no, l can’t.
I won’t!

If you do not do as I say,
I will come for you.

But your animals
they'll kill me!

With this, you can walk among all
the creatures without danger.

Come to my spaceship.

And be warned

it would be unwise
not to do as I say.

I assure you, sir.
I'll be there.

You wish to communicate?

I do.

Then proceed.

I have issued an ultimatum
to the Earth people.

They are to give me
the two Earth children

or I will not return the
animals to their cages.

Is this wise'!?

I'm fully aware that I will
lose some of my animals.

But the Earth children are unique
specimens and well worth the loss.

Very well.
You may continue.

However, you must no!
let your desire

for these Earth children
supersede all else.

You have many
rare specimens

and they must be protected.

I will remember.

(IGUANODON GROWLING)

(WHIRRING)

Go away.

You can't harm me.
I've got this.

(GROWLING)

(WHIRRING STOPS)

Anyone inside?

THE KEEPER:
You may enter.

Well, here I am.

A fact which
seems to please you

a great deal more
than it does me.

Fool, why are
you smiling?

Oh.

Excuse me, sir.
I'm terribly sorry.

What shall I
do with you?

Do with me?

Surely you have not forgotten
who released my animals?

But I explained
why that happened.

How shall I punish you?

Shall I put you
in one of my cages

with this information
on the door?

"Foolish Earth man.

"Low intelligence level.

"Has little regard or
loyalty to its kind.

"This specimen
must be regarded

"as the worst
example of its species."

Oh, please, sir,
have mercy on me.

On the other hand,
you may be of some value.

Oh, indeed,
I could be, sir.

You'd be amazed
how helpful I can be.

Perhaps we shall see.

Tell me what you want.

The two Earth children.

No. I couldn't take them.

Anything else.

Nobody has asked
you to take anything.

What do you
want me to do?

You are to convince the Robinsons
to give up their children.

They'll never do that.

There are arguments of logic.
Find them.

I don't think it will work.

Dr. Smith,
your life depends on it.

(ELECTRICAL HUM)

You did not
release all my animals.

(GROWLING)

(HOWLING)

This will be your
fate if you fail.

(GASPS)

No! No!

The force field keeps
the animal from escaping.

(GROWLING)

Now, remember
what you have seen.

(HOWLING)

Don, are you busy?

Trying to be, but who can
work at a time like this?

There's just gotta be
some way out of this mess.

There is.
Sure.

What do you suggest? We sprout
wings and fly to another planet?

I'm sorry, Judy. I didn't
mean to snap at you.

It's all right.
We're all jumpy.

What do you have in mind?

Well, I don't really
know how to say this

but I think we should
go to The Keeper and

offer ourselves
instead of Will and Penny.

The Keeper won't send the
animals back to their cages

unless he gets the children.

Maybe he'll
accept a substitute.

It's worth a try, and
it seems the only way.

That is,
if you're willing.

You know howl
feel about the kids.

Thank you, Don. I knew
you wouldn't refuse.

You didn't tell your
parents about this?

No one.

Good. All right then.

We'll go to see The Keeper
the first chance we get.

I assure you.
Will is like my own son.

And as for Penny,

the dear child is
an absolute angel.

Your deep feelings toward
the children move me

close to tears, Dr. Smith.

Now, what is it
you want to say?

There's no need for sarcasm,
Professor Robinson.

Discussing this matter
is quite painful to me.

Well, knowing how sensitive you
are to pain, I'm sure it is.

Please go on.

I have a solution
for our problem.

Give the children
to The Keeper.

I should've known better.

Smith, I ought to
break your neck!

Let me finish!

All right,
but you make it good.

Let us consider our problem
from the logical point of view.

If we don't give up the
children, we're doomed.

But if The Keeper
takes them, we survive.

Eventually, we will be rescued
from this unhappy planet

then we can get
Will and Penny back.

On the one hand,
we all perish.

And on the other,
we live

and have a chance
to save the children.

Ah! I believe your husband

has something to discuss
with you, madam.

Dr. Smith looks like the cat
that just swallowed the canary.

What's he up to now?

He suggested
a solution to our problem.

I know I shouldn't ask, but
I just can't help myself.

What is it?

JOHN: Nothing we can
consider, but,

I do have an idea
of my own.

I wonder if The Keeper
could be persuaded

to accept a substitute
for Will and Penny.

Are you suggesting
that you and I go?

Why not?

We've lived a good
bit of our lives.

The children are
just starting out.

If someone has to go with The
Keeper, it should be us.

Oh, John.
When do we leave?

JOHN: Right away.

Well, there it is.

We'd like to
speak with you.

You may enter.

But before you do,
let me tell you that

the purpose of
your visit is futile.

I will settle for nothing
less than I have asked.

What's the matte r?

I was just thinking maybe
we should tell Mom and Dad.

And have them stop us'? No,
it's much better this way.

I guess so.
Come on.

I would take you to
see my animals,

but as you well know,
they have all been released.

You could call them back
if you wanted to.

That's very true,
Mrs. Robinson.

But at the moment,
I have no such intention.

You're even worse
than some of your animals.

Perhaps.

But surely you did not come
hereto discuss my lack of virtue.

That's right.
We're here to tell you

that you can't
have the children.

Then you made
an unfortunate decision.

However, we'll make
you another offer.

And what would
that be?

That you take us
instead of Will and Penny.

All you want
are two specimens.

They don't have
to be the children.

That's very noble.

I must admit I am
both moved and tempted.

We'll be far less trouble
to you than the children.

Then will you agree?

You and Professor Robinson
would make excellent specimens

but for one
important exception.

You would not easily
adjust to captivity.

The children would not miss
their freedom as much.

That is all we have
to say to each other.

DON: Anybody inside?

It's Don.

It seems another of your party is
anxious to make a great sacrifice.

Shall we greet him?

Well, I expect a self-sacrifice
from the parents,

but two more volunteers?

You Earth people
continue to amaze me.

It was my idea.
I thought perhaps...

Oh, Judy, it was
a wonderful thing to do.

You know why we're here,
so let's get on with it.

Judy and I will go with you
in place of Will and Penny.

The boldness and
courage of youth.

It's a refreshing sight to a
weary traveler such as myself.

What do you say?
Yes or no'?

You're both
exceedingly handsome.

I would take you with me
but for one important point.

And what's that?

The very things which I admire
in you boldness and courage.

At the first opportunity,
you would attempt to escape.

No, you won't do at all.
Frankly, I'm sorry.

And now there
doesn't seem to be

much more to be said,
does there?

So this meeting
is at an end.

Come on, darling.

(WHIRRING)

(ELECTRICITY ARCING)

Send me the children.

(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

I've looked everywhere.
They're not in the spaceship.

The force field
is still on.

That only stops people
coming in, not going out.

Why didn't they tell
us they were leaving?

Perhaps they wish to make their sacrifice
without your knowing about it.

Your parents have gone
to plead with The Keeper.

I don't understand,
Dr. Smith.

My dear child

your mother and father have gone
to offer themselves as specimens

in your place.

What about
Judy and Don?

They, too, have ventured forth
with the same purpose in mind.

I hope they come back soon.

We must face reality.

They may never return.

Dr. Smith, please don't
talk like that.

It grieves me, too,
my dear child,

but we mustn't
hide from the truth.

Oh, it is indeed
a dark day for all of us,

but we may yet be able to find
a little ray of sunlight.

What do you mean?

We will go to The Keeper

and ask him to
collect his animals

without exacting such a
fearful penalty from us.

You mean,
not take us with him?

Precisely.

I don't know, Dr. Smith.

The Keeper wants to add us to
his collection pretty bad.

Very true.
But consider this...

Who could resist
the tears and pleading

of two innocent children?

Not even a heart of stone
would fail to be moved.

All right, Dr. Smith.
We'll go see The Keeper.

A very wise decision.

Come.
Let us leave immediately.

Is something wrong?

Well, what about
the animals?

Suppose we run into one
that's dangerous?

Never fear, Smith is here.

I will protect you.

Come, children.
Let us go.

Let us go!

Will'?

Penny?

No sign of them.

Oh, I'm really
very annoyed.

They shouldn't have
run off like this.

And with all those animals
running around loose.

You find anything?

Not a trace.
And Smith's gone.

You thinking
the same thing I am?

Exactly.

Don and I will keep
looking for them.

We'll split up.
You take the Chariot

and search the east
area of the woods.

I'm on my way. Don't worry.
We'll find them.

It'll be all right, dear.

Judy, I'm gonna go
look for them, too.

I'll go with you.

No, I think you'd
better stay here

in case they come
back by themselves.

Oh, my foot.

I know I shall be
permanently disabled.

It is said that an army
travels on its stomach.

I know I shall be forced to
try that method of locomotion.

It'll be dark
pretty soon, Dr. Smith.

We'd better hurry if we're gonna
get to The Keeper's spaceship.

Just a few short moments
of rest, my boy,

and I'll force
myself onward.

Oh, the pain.
The pain.

(SIGHS)

(RUSTLING)

Will'?

Penny?

(IGUANODON GROWLING)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

(IGUANODON GROWLING)

Maybe we'd better get back
to the Jupiter 2, Dr. Smith.

Yeah, we can see The Keeper
in the morning.

Is this fear I detect?

I can remember times when you
weren't so brave yourself.

For one so young,
you have an old memory.

Dr. Smith, what's that?

Never fear, Smith is here.

(WHIRRING)

Go away! Shoo!

I ought to
break your neck.

What are you three doing
out here anyway?

We are going to
see The Keeper.

And whose
bright idea was that?

Well, we thought
if we’d see The Keeper

then he might change his
mind about wanting us.

You sure this character didn't
put you up to this, Will?

How dare you, sir. We all
thought of it together.

That's right, Don.
Together.

Well, we're going back
to the Jupiter 2.

We'll take the Chariot.
It's not too far from here.

Come on.

(IGUANODON GROWLING)

Mr. Keeper?

What happened?
Are you all right?

I believe so.

Oh.

Here, maybe you'd better rest for a while.
Let me help you.

After what I have done, you can
still show kindness to me?

You are indeed
unusual creatures.

Have you seen
Will and Penny?

They're gone. I thought perhaps they
might have come here to see you.

They're running around outside?
We must find them.

They are in
extreme danger.

Where is my staff?

Here.

Come. Let us
search for them.

On, dear. (GROANING)

Oh, my foot! I simply
must have some rest.

My foot is in great pain.

Stop complaining, Smith.

We haven't got
much further to go.

I cannot go another step.

Then we'll go without you.
Come on, Will.

Go along, Will.

I'll manage somehow.

Come on, Will.

Just a few minutes, Don.

(SCREECHING AND GROWLING)

(GROWLING CONTINUES)

Listen carefully. The
Chariot’s just over there.

When I give the word, run.

(SCREECHING)

Run!

Wait for me!

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

Close the hatch!

Close the hatch!

(ENGINE STARTS)

Don, it's stuck!

Well, help him!
Help him!

(ENGINE STARTS)

Don, we aren't moving!

We're being held. The power
units aren't strong enough.

Why didn't I
think of this before?

I know how to get
rid of this monster.

(GASPS)
The ball! It's gone!

I must've dropped it
while running.

Don, what are we
gonna do?

I just hope someone's
in the control room.

Jupiter 2, come in!
Jupiter 2!

Jupiter 2, come in!
Jupiter 2!

Don! Come in, Don!

John, I've got the children.
They're in the Chariot

but we 're being attacked
by some kind of a monster.

What about your laser rifle?
Can't you use it?

I tried,
but it didn't do any good.

We're trapped,
and we need help.

I'm on my way.

(GROWLING AND ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING CONTINUES)

(WHIRRING)

(ROARING STOPS)

You all right'?
You all right?

Oh, Will.

Penny.

Penny.

There's my girl.
Where am I?

Dr. Smith.

Dr. Smith.

There. It's all right. Come on.
Let's get them home.

Mom! Dad! Don!
Come out here, quick!

What's wrong, Will?

Nothing's wrong.

That's why I called.
Listen.

You don't hear anything.
So?

There are no
animal noises.

The Keeper must have
called them all back.

THE KEEPER:
The boy is right.

All the animals are safely in
their cages on my spaceship.

All except one.

As a reminder
of my visit here,

l am leaving this
creature with you.

We've had enough trouble with
your monsters. Take him away.

No.

It is a fitting punishment for
the trouble you have caused me.

Now I bid you farewell.

Come on, Will.

(WAILING)

The animal!

It came from over there.

Well? Are you all gonna stand
there gaping like fools?

Get me out of this
dreadful contraption!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Look.

Just you wait, Major.

You'll be laughing out of
the other side of your face

when I get through
with you!

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
Get me out!

Have you ever seen
a more dangerous animal?

I'd better let him out.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

It won't open.

It looks like you're
gonna have to go back

to the spaceship and,
uh, get the tool kit.

Take your time, Will. I wanna
enjoy this as long as possible.

(LAUGHING RESUMES)

Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

I don't know why you're
fooling around with it.

If I can get the generator on the force
field realigned and rewired properly

it'll last us
another 10 years.

"Ten years." That's
a wonderful prospect.

You've gotta be practical
about these things.

The way I figure it,
our food and power supply

is geared
to last 10 years.

We might as well run out
of everything all at once.

Oh, you're just full of cheerful
thoughts tonight, aren't you?

Unidentified flying object
of vehicular nature

is in approach pattern.

I don't see anything.

(BEEPING)

The scanner alarm!

(BEEPING CONTINUES)

What is happening? Will somebody
please turn off that alarm?

It's jangling
every nerve in my body.

Somethings coming in.

Whatever it is,
it's coming in fast.

Nothing made on Earth ever
traveled that fast through space.

What's happened'? Will,
why aren't you in bed?

My dear child, we are being invaded.
Listen.

(SPACESHIP PASSES OVERHEAD)

It is the end of everything
for our little community.

Destruction at
the hands of monster aliens.

That's enough, Smith.

Check the force field. Break out
the laser guns just in case.

You, check the Robot.

Surely you don't expect me to go out
there alone, unarmed, defenseless?

You'll be protected
by the force field.

Force field indeed.

I'll go with you,
Dr. Smith.

Thank you, my boy.

On second thought, you know as
much about the Robot as I do.

You might as well
go and...

Come along.
Let's get on with it.

A strange ship has landed
a half a mile from here.

What kind of ship?
Could it be from Earth?

Negative. Atomic structure of ship's meta!
beyond analysis.

Therefore, it computes that ship
is not terrestrial in design.

Maybe it's empty.
A deserted hulk.

Negative. There are
two entities aboard.

"Entities"?

I'm afraid we must
prepare for the worst.

Two entities.

Oh, dear.

(WHIRRING AND BEEPING)

I'll go on ahead.
You cover me, Don.

Do you expect danger?

Let's say I don't believe
in taking chances.

Will, you stay back
here with Dr. Smith.

(WHIRRING AND BEEPING
CONTINUES)

l wonder what kind of horrible
creature lurks inside that spaceship.

Probably none at all. Dad's
signaling Don it's all clear.

Are you cold?

Why do you ask?

Because you're shivering.

As a matter of fact,
lam a bit chilled.

Shall we withdraw over the ridge
so we'll be out of the wind?

I guess it's all right.

Come along.

Well, what do you
make of this?

They must've been
little green men.

Oh, very funny.

This hammock.

That looks human enough.

What's this?

"A.P. Tucker."

Who could A.P. Tucker be?

And what would he be doing
in a ship like this?

John, the door!

If you're warm enough, we'd
better get back now, Dr. Smith.

In a moment, dear boy.

One is hardly in one's best
fighting trim with chilblains.

In a thrice, I shall be ready
to fight my weight in tigers.

Oh, dear.
Well, now then.

Observe closely, dear boy.
Hands, feet, brain

all working together
in the closest cooperation.

Lead with the left. Cross with the right.
Dance away.

Jab! Jab!
Now for the finale.

A left hook.
He's going down.

A stiff uppercut...

That is you,
isn't ii, Will'?

Answer me, my dear boy.

That is you, isn't it?

(SCREAMING)