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Previously,
on The Santa Clauses.

Why did you
fly to the North Pole?

Some of the Legendaries, uh, Mother
Nature, Easter Bunny, Sandman...

Okay, all of them are a little concerned
about your son being the next Santa.

If Cal's not Santa material in
three months, we're meddling.

That's it. If we
can get back home,

the magic of the North Pole
will restore my powers.

Take us to the
North Pole, rabbit.

I'm the "hare" to the throne.

I need to find your father.

Cal, hare means rabbit.

Guys, what's happening?

Well, you can change
him back, right?

Reversing a transformation
is never a guarantee.

I wanted to surprise you. Happy birthday!

My birthday was two days
ago. I can't keep doing this.

I wish I never
put this thing on!

This is Santa magic.

I feel the power,

and it is glorious!

Oh, boy.

Well, Noel, I don't know
how to tell you this.

Some things are
better left unsaid.

If you don't reduce your
stress, you're going to explode.

Like, literally?

- Have you seen a blueberry in a microwave?
- Yeah.

That's what happens to elves
who get as wound up as you do.

We call it "Curtis-itis."

So, literally.

I told everyone I wasn't
Head Elf material.

Betty was always
so good at this.

She always kept her
tension in her hair.

Hmm. Well, I want you to track
your stress using this monitor.

- Okay.
- Your prescription is rest,

less stress, and to
get your head right.

Okay. Hear that, honey?

Oh, boy.

Mrs. Claus. Always
a calming presence.

So, uh, Sandra turned the
Easter Bunny into a bunny bunny.

So, now we're doing Easter.

Blueberry.

♪ My stepmother
wants to boil me ♪

♪ My stepmother
wants to boil me ♪

♪ My stepmother wants to boil me ♪

- ♪ So her son inherits the clock ♪
- Huzzah!

- Hey, I'm back, you guys.
- He's back.

Yes. The fake snow was way too expensive,
so I got this dry shampoo instead.

Ah, nice vest. Burlington?

SANTA TRAINING

I don't know him, but what
say you to a sweet treat?

How did you do that?

Magic!

That's my Santa!

This is real. My God, it's real!

- All right, new plan.
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.

- Now that my powers are coming back…
- Hmm.

…we're going to take
down the fraud Santa.

Don't know if you
know this, but I was

- wrongly exiled from the North Pole.
- "Wrongly exiled."

- Very wrongly.
- Very wrongly.

- Yes, it was very mean, very unfair.
- "Very mean, very unfair."

Yeah, you might've mentioned it.

While you were gone, the fraud Santa made
a stop in the woods behind your park.

- Hmm.
- He'll surely come again,

and this time we'll
be ready with a trap.

Kris, what does Santa
love more than anything?

Oh, riddles. I love this.

Okay, okay, I know. I got this.

Um, cookies?

- No.
- No, no. Okay.

Uh, presents? He
loves presents. No?

Um, the smell of a pine tree...

Christmas! Christmas.

It's Christmas, Kris.

Obvi... Obviously. Why
didn't I think of that?

I'm going to turn your
sad excuse for a park…

JOY

…into a spectacle of merriment
that will rival the North Pole.

He'll have no choice
but to come back.

- I'm on board.
- Good.

But we have to hurry,
you guys. My...

My dad is planning on showing the
park to potential buyers next week.

He won't want to sell
it when he sees this.

A snowball?

You guys are my best friends.

The SANTA CLAUSES

CHAPTER TEN MIRACLE
ON DEAD CREEK ROAD

Okay, first off, we gotta get to this
awkward situation with the Easter Bunny.

RIP.

I did not kill him.

He's not dead. He's just out
of commission for a while.

The deal is we can't let the Legendary
figures find out about this, okay?

So we gotta reschedule Sandman.

Why don't we say
our pipes froze?

'Cause our pipes are
made of ice, right?

L-L-Let's just move on, okay?

Nothing else really a big deal

except that we have to do Easter
this year from the North Pole.

- What? Easter? How do you spell Easter?
- I don't have time for this.

We don't know nothing
about no Easter.

Yeah, like does the Easter
Bunny hide the Easter eggs?

- Or do the eggs hide themselves?
- Exactly.

- What do eggs have to do with Jesus?
- How did Jesus like his eggs?

It's true. Don't get chickens
and bunnies involved in Easter.

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Blah, blah, blah. It's
a whole TED Talk now.

What does Ted
the Rabbit have to say?

Ted's the chicken.
Pay attention, Dad.

Maybe Jesus had chickens and
was friends with a bunny?

Oh, that's a good idea.
Let's write that down.

We kind of went through the text.
We couldn't find anything about it.

So, Noel, this is on you to
figure that out. All right?

Warning. Warning. Caution.

Easy-peasy, no
blueberry squeezy.

Calm down.

Okay, let's just
consider this an experiment

for the Calvin family
Christmas business, right?

And we're just working on Easter,
so if we screw it up, no big deal.

- It's not our holiday. Okay?
- That's a good point.

All right, Sandra. You're gonna have
to tell the reindeer about this.

Okay, fine. But I'm not
doing any witchy magic.

No one's asking you to.

Good. 'Cause those
days are over.

- They're vanished.
- Okay.

Not because I made them vanish,
like, with a spell or anything.

They're just regular over.

Thanks for that clarification.

And Cal, I'm gonna ask you
to help me deliver the eggs.

No, no, no! It's gonna be exciting.

It's a good opportunity.

You get to experience what it's like to go
in people's homes while they're sleeping

and just drop stuff
off, you know.

Instead of packages though,
it's Easter baskets.

But you get to feel
what Santa feels.

Sure, why not?

It's not like Riley will get mad at
me for being too busy with crazy stuff

and break up with me,
'cause she already did.

Oh, well, that's a
good attitude to have.

Let's keep it there.

Honey, we need to have
you and the E.L.F.S. squad

go find the Easter
Bunny's basket of tricks.

- Okay. Basket of tricks.
- Yes.

Full of stink eggs, laughing
eggs, and the magical rabbit hole.

- How do you know all this?
- It's hard being all-knowing.

By the way, your mom
wants you to call.

Okay. That's it.

We are a group that knows
how to get stuff done.

Let's hop to it.

Too soon. Too soon.

Hey, do you wanna go investigate
the rabbit warren with me?

It will help take your
mind off of things.

And we can fly and use jetpacks.

- It's better than a broom.
- Yeah.

This could help.

- Bright and colorful.
- The baskets are white.

The baskets are almost complete.

- Nice presentation, Wally.
- Thanks.

Excellent, Zippy. Just plop some
cute bunny noses and ears on them.

Mm-hmm.

Looking good, Sandman.

Sandman!

Oh, yikes. I don't
have time for this.

Kaboom? Faint for me.

Still got it.

The Legendaries and I are terribly
sorry about your pipes freezing,

but I decided to drop in

and do a preliminary
review of Cal.

Warning. Blueberry.

Microwave danger.

If you could
just give me a second.

Now let's
breathe. Calm down.

Has
anyone seen my pillow?

That's very normal for him.

Anyway, Sandman.

It is just great to see
you. Thanks for stopping by.

And listen, Cal's looking forward to
showing you how he can pilot that sleigh.

Unfortunately, all the reindeer
are off on a team retreat.

You know, trust falls. That
sort of thing. You understand.

There's a lot of other skill
sets he'd like to show you.

Oh, wonderful.

Then I'm glad I
brought some provisions

to ensure that I don't nod
off during the presentation.

YuleBlast

Right. Hold on a second.

Come here. There we go. Come.

There we go.

You got
to pull it together.

I'm trying, but I've swallowed my
emotions, and there's a lot of them.

And I used eggnog to put 'em down,
and that's not feeling great.

Try a breath mint too.

Know what, I got an idea.

Why don't you sit back, relax, and
let's go through our presentation?

- Sounds good.
- Pillow?

- Okay, first up…
- Oh. Please.

…picking gifts.

Hmm.

Warm Milk!

- Comfortable?
- Yeah.

Let's go ahead and lay back.

Okay. Christmas gifts.

What does Camille P. want?

Camille P. wants a
warm and cozy blanket.

- Ah, look at that. Yeah, nice.
- Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, that is gr... I'm
getting spoiled here.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

How about Kevin R.? I
wonder what he wants.

A teddy bear.

Ooh. Ooh, ooh! Let
me see. Let me see.

There you go.
Well, look at that.

What about Eugene C.?
This could be a tough one.

A lavender oil diffuser.

Good one. Yeah.

Good going. I like that.

♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep ♪

♪ And never ever wake ♪

That's dark.

♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep ♪

- Cool.
- All right.

We got to get back to our
Easter plans. Let's move.

Did I hear singing? We jamming?

What...

For the love of Saint Nicholas.

Your jamming almost
ruined Easter.

Art is meant to disrupt.

What?

That was fun.

I take it
back. I prefer a broom.

Hmm. Let's go find
that basket of tricks.

This place is a mess.
But rabbits are notorious slobs.

Although you'd think the Easter Bunny
would hold himself to a higher standard.

But we are who we are.

How profound.

Speaking of, how are you?

- Fine.
- Fine is a four-letter word.

You cleared the dishes this
morning with your hands.

I told you. I'm done
with magic, okay?

I thought about what La
Befana said, and I'm quitting.

I'm banning myself from it.

I thought you were enjoying it.

I was, until I ruined
the Easter Bunny.

Hey, you didn't ruin him.
He's just furrier now.

Mom, what if he
never turns back?

Well, we all face
challenges in life.

No! No. This is why I
can't do this anymore.

Because every time I get
upset, something goes wrong.

Every time!

Well, that doesn't
mean that you give up.

I think it's best to
just not do magic anymore

or feel anything anymore.

Healthy.

It's okay to be angry.

In fact, women for all time have
been filled with a deep rage.

It's why we have a higher pain threshold.

We just need to find a
way to get your anger out

so it doesn't come
out in your magic.

What are you doing?

I'm getting
my anger out.

Try it.

Oh, come on. Take a look around.
He's not even gonna notice.

Okay.

Hmm.

That's my girl!

It felt really good
to get my anger out.

Yeah, interesting. Right?

I think I'm just afraid.

I mean, all this witch
stuff has been so new

and, honestly,
really overwhelming.

You have these
gifts for a reason.

We just don't know
what that is yet.

So, no more
self-imposed magic ban?

Yeah.

I'm proud of you.

Okay. Why don't you use
that magic to clean up?

- All right.
- And then we'll check back in with Dad.

Then we'll...

What?

It's hollow.

Wow, you're good.

I think we found the
basket of tricks.

Oh, bleak little
wretched village.

I, Magnus Antas,

command thee to tran-santa-fy.

Nothing happened.

Yes, well, I... I was just kidding!

SanTaPOLIS WELCOME!

- Oh, my God.
- Yes.

PETTING PEN

Wow.

Oh, my... I-I feel like I'm
in a fancy mall. Thank you.

Well, a mere thank you won't
do, but you're welcome.

That Ferris wheel
hasn't worked in years.

As a matter of fact, I've been
sleeping in one of the buckets

since the two of you
took over my apartment.

Aw, man, wh... when
my dad sees this,

- he's gonna just...
- Die.

No. No, this might just save the park.

The only one who
needs saving is you.

Silence! He's a grown man
that owns a Santa theme park.

He was bullied enough
as a young child.

You know what? Haters
make me greater, okay?

Look at this. It's so
nice having my-my magic back.

If only I had my amulet.

What amulet?

Oh, Kris, it's
beautiful. It's powerful.

But the scoundrels who turned
me into a nutcracker took it.

Oh, man, that's...
that's horrible.

Actually, he dropped it.

Will you drop it?

Okay. So, an amulet?

Is it like a-a ring
or a stick or a...

A stick? Why are you asking
me so many questions?

Are you planning to
try to steal my amulet?

No, I'm just having a
really weird conversation with you.

Olga, how's the trap coming?

Um, is there a good torture
device store around here?

Anywhere I can get a deal on a
dagger, a crossbow or a battering ram?

You know what? I'll get
back to you on that.

Also, why don't you just go to
the North Pole and confront Santa?

'Cause the boar
pig's powers are too strong

for me to take him on at the
North Pole without my amulet.

That's why we need
to bring him here.

- He's also scared.
- I told you that in confidence.

Don't tell me you're scared.

Just of
you. Uh, respectfully.

Um, you know, it's okay to be scared.

Even superheroes are
scared from time to time.

As a matter of fact, I'm writing
a graphic novel right now

- where this one hero is actually...
- You see what you've done?

So we have a few new
things to discuss.

For Easter, we have
been preparing some…

♪ My stepmother wants to boil me ♪

♪ So her son
inherits the clock ♪

- Sir?
- Huh?

Did you guys hear that singing?

I want to say yes
because you're my boss.

But, to be honest with
you, no. Not at all.

And are you okay?

- Great. Never felt better.
- Hey, hey.

Keep it down.

Anyways, for Easter,

- we have prepared a few new options...
- Everyone, I've got it.

- Oh.
- Edie.

Uh-uh. Don't interrupt
the creative process.

Now, as I was saying, I've designed
the perfect Easter Bunny outfit.

- Uh, no.
- I can't work like this.

Well, we also can't have you
looking like Santa delivering eggs.

- Well, I'm not looking like that.
- Which is why we have prepared this watch.

It has a hidden button on
it. I made a few tweaks.

- What?
- Just tap the button three times.

Did you steal this
out of my bedroom?

Never mind. Just tap the watch,

and you'll transform into that
emaciated fellow, Scott Calvin.

All right.

- Look at that.
- Ooh.

You mean, I could look like my
old self anytime I wanted to?

Yeah. There's a lot of things
that we haven't told you.

- Moving on...
- No, no.

What about Cal? What's
he gonna look like?

He's less inspiring.

Edie, I'm just super depressed.

I'm gonna tell you what I
told the Leprechaun Emperor

when I styled him during
his custody dispute.

Get it together, my man.

Get away from me,
Freddy Krueger!

Huh. Sandman has nightmares.

If we could move on, I
also created these for you.

Yes! Something else?
Something cool?

It is to make sure that you go
completely undetected on your rounds.

Now, it may look like an
ordinary bunny ears hat, but...

Is there such a thing
as a normal bunny hat?

Just put it on.

Okay, I got it on.

Gooey gumdrops!
You just killed Santa!

What's happening?
What are you doing?

- The hat makes you invisible.
- Right.

- Only those with Santa magic can see you.
- That's cool.

I'ma need me a pair of those.

- Yeah. So the hat makes me disappear?
- Correct.

And the ears that... It-It's
part of the-the function of them?

- No, I... I just added it for fun.
- Did you?

Okay. Well, now, if you'll
excuse me, I'm needed elsewhere.

Are there batteries?
What do I got to know?

- Anything else?
- You'll be fine.

Sir, um, I know you're
leaning away from my design,

but how do you feel about
magenta fringe? Hmm?

Uh…

What is going on here?

It says that it's registering
Santa magic in America!

Why is it
always America?

SANTAPOLIS' FAMOUS
NEVER MELTING ICE CREAM

For you. And for you.

Get your never-melting
ice cream!

That's right! It's ice
cream that never melts!

Yes, we know, Kris. It's in
the name. It's in the name.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I found a piece
for our Santa trap.

This will make a perfect
pillory or guillotine.

You know, you make
everything sound fun, Olga.

Yes. And one for you.

How does it not melt? It's
magic! Everyone should come here.

You know what? Could
you say that again?

Maybe add a thumbs-up at the end?

How does it not
melt? It's magic!

Yes. It's only a matter of time

before we catch the
attention of the North Pole.

And then we'll trap Santa
and cut out his heart!

This is why you can't
skip your afternoon nap.

Listen, that was a tough
day. You did great.

And, you know,
you look fabulous.

Don't.

Edie said I have to look like a
bunny if the invisibility fails.

- That's probably a good idea.
- She has one for you.

Oh, fat chance of that.

You look like a
hairy leprechaun.

What are you? A
deflated balloon?

♪ Nay,forsooth, Master Winston ♪

♪ Me like porridge not ♪

Whoa, Dad. Sorry. Did I
hurt your feelings there?

No, I'm good. What
are you talking about?

Why do you look like that?

- Well... Because I got a special watch.
- Yeah.

You press it three times, and
I can go back to my old self.

You look like that
on purpose? Brave.

But I was talking about Cal.

Why is he dressed
as the Easter Bunny?

Hey, what's going on here?

It-It's part of
his-his-his, uh, training.

I had to teach him how to
do all the Legendary jobs

so that he would know
about the world of magic.

- Why did you start with Easter?
- Yeah.

I'm the most important.

Look, you can't wake
up on Christmas morning

unless you fall asleep
on Christmas Eve.

- Yeah.
- This coming from the guy who fell asleep

while Cal was successfully
flying the sleigh.

I-I did not.

- I... I-I saw everything.
- Yeah?

Cal flew the sleigh,

uh, successfully.

- Hey, you got a little crusty in your eye.
- Oh. Oh.

Look, I need to go.

- But thank you for the hospitality.
- Oh, yeah, sure.

Look, I'll have my
assistant reach out

and schedule a day for
Cal to learn my job.

It's not all blankets and sheep.

What do we do? Hugo picked up
Santa magic loose in the world.

Just because Hugo picked up Santa
magic, doesn't mean it's the Mad Santa.

Oh, come on. Who
else could it be?

- Maybe…
- Um…

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Okay! It's the Mad Santa!

What?

This is bad.
This is very, very bad.

We can't send Santa Scott out into
the world with Mad Santa roaming free!

Get it together, elf!

Remove your hands
from my sweater.

Sorry. It's just, how does
something like this happen?

You're the one who sold the nutcracker
to pay off your gambling debts.

Not how I remember
it, but let's move on.

Uh, okay. If the Mad Santa's back,
then why hasn't he come for us?

I don't know.

But I do know that
if we tell Santa,

we'll all be exiled from
the North Pole… forever.

If we send him on the rounds,
we have to protect him.

Of course. That's what I do.

You actually don't.

This is a bad idea.

You're right, butter cake.

We'll take it to a vote.

Who votes to tell Santa Scott?

Shocker.

Who votes to wait until
we have more information?

It's settled. Santa
Scott will go.

We will keep him closely
monitored and make sure he's safe.

This is my best friend we're
talking about here, people.

My utmost priority.

The man I die for in
my sleep every night.

Um, what about Cal?

Oh, yeah.

Protect him too. Obviously.

And that's not all. Listen
to this. There you go.

I've been having these visions
about a guy in a green coat

singing to his mom
or his stepmother.

Oh, yeah. I love that one.

♪ My stepmother
wants to boil me ♪

♪ So her son
inherits the clock ♪

That's the song there.
How do you know that song?

I didn't. I-I don't.

Um, it's just, you know,

I guess we're just so close
that whatever you see, I see.

- Wait.
- B-F-F-A-E-4-LYFE!

- Uh, sir…
- All right.

- …I created a jacket for your rounds.
- Sir. Sir. Sir.

You won't need a jacket

- because you're going to be invisible.
- Be invisible. Won't need it.

He still needs to look
like the Easter Bunny

- in case your dumb invisibility wears off.
- Hey.

Well, if that happens...
and it won't...

okay, he's just gonna
look like a weird guy

with a ridiculous-looking
purple jacket.

Excuse me, brainiac?

Are you a stylist? Hmm,
no. No, you're not.

- Okay...
- All right, elves.

Elves! I'll wear the jacket if
it'll put an end to this turf war.

- Like a rabbit's gonna wear this jacket.
- Ooh. Nice threads.

Feel like a walking eggplant. God.

Okay. I have the Easter
Bunny's basket of tricks.

Okay.

If you get cornered, you
throw an itching egg.

- Itching egg?
- Yes.

If you get caught,
you throw a stink egg.

All right. Stink eggs. Itching
eggs. All right, I got this.

- If you get hungry…
- Yeah?

…these are just plain
old hard-boiled eggs.

Honey, I'll be fine. You know I
deliver presents for a living.

I know. I will be
monitoring your every move.

And the reindeer are
set and ready to go.

- Thanks, Sandra.
- Yay.

And, listen, even
though it's Easter,

- it feels good to be Santa Claus.
- Aw.

Even at this weird weight.

All right. Come on, Cal.
Let's hop to it.

Just can't get enough
of those jokes.

All right, everybody. Hey.

Happy Easter to all, and
to all a Good Friday night.

Nope.

Okay. Hop in.

SanTaPOLIS THEATER

That's why you should
always follow your dreams

no matter what your
dad says, okay?

Yeah!

You look fluffy.

Yeah. Okay.

SANTAMAN LIVING IN SANTAPOLIS

Now, uh, before we, uh,
take a little Q and A,

how about some sleight of hand?

- At least it's not improv.
- Whoops.

Uh, any suggestions?

This is a nightmare.

We were finally drawing a crowd and
the attention of the North Pole,

and this loggerhead's
ruining the Christmas spirit.

You're not Olga!

Let's go.

Here we go. Got it!

- ♪ Five golden rings ♪
- ♪ Five golden rings ♪

- ♪ Four empty cauldrons ♪
- ♪ Four calling birds ♪

- ♪ Three French hags ♪
- ♪ Three French hens ♪

- ♪ Two sharp knives ♪
- ♪ Two turtle doves ♪

♪ And a partridge in a pear… ♪

♪ Sauce ♪

Sauce? Sauce?

Yes!

Let it snow. Yes. Let it snow.

That's catchy. I like it.

It doesn't taste
like dry cement!

Yes, well, I'm much more than
a Santaman in a Santa land.

I know what each of you
wants for Christmas.

Check under your seats.

Yes. Of course you
rise to your feet.

- The pleasure is all yours.
- Wow. He's great.

I'm so happy for all the attention
he's bringing to the park, you know?

But deep down I... I
wish it was still me up there.

- Wait. You're not Olga.
- Thank you! You're welcome!

Stay away from him.

O-Olga's actually a really
evil gnome who hates me.

- Um, sorry.
- You're welcome!

Merry Christmas to all.

And the exit is
near the gift shop.

HAPPY EASTER

Wait. How do we know
that the ears are working?

Because I can see you. You look like
you're going to a rave, you know.

'Cause you have Santa magic.

And how do you know
what a rave looks like?

- Okay. Look. Look here. Come here.
- Oh.

- Look in there. See, it's working.
- Huh.

But wait. What if it's
because we're vampires?

Just hide the eggs. I'm
gonna hide the basket.

Okay.

Hey. I wonder if
they have milk and cookies.

Keep it down.

I hope they
don't turn that thing on.

Okay, elves, how's it looking?

According to the magic
meter, so far so good.

Absolutely nothing
to worry about.

Great. You hear
that, peppermint?

Where'd she go?

You stinker.

- Get one of the stink eggs ready.
- Wait. Okay.

W-Wait, stink eggs?

Yeah, from the basket of tricks.

- Those were stink eggs?
- Yeah.

I might have thought those were
normal eggs put in the wrong basket.

Okay, so where...
where are they now?

Um…

Cal, did you hide the stink
eggs and not Easter eggs?

Which means we have to go
back to all those other houses

and switch them back.

Because you can't have kids
waking up in the morning

and finding exploding eggs.

No, you can't. No.

Hey, Dad, it's getting
late. I forgot my ears.

I forgot mine too.
We're almost caught up.

Be quiet. We're not
invisible, remember.

Wait a minute. Wait,
wait, wait, wait.

- Cal, Cal. Hey.
- What?

- Which is the stink egg?
- That might have been me. Sorry.

Wow. I can't believe
we pulled that off.

You know, other than a few
mishaps and a few stink eggs,

I would call our Easter
rounds a success.

- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

- What?
- Wait. Am I gonna look like you or Santa?

Huh.

- That's actually a pretty good question.
- Yeah.

Whoa.

- Oh, no.
- One more stop, kid.

Wait, what?

He's back.

Santa's as good as dead.

Get our running cloaks!

Santa's
in danger! Imminent doom!

What is happening?

Okay. Fine.

There's Santa magic loose in the world,
and Santa is dangerously close to it.

- Warning!
- What?

- Did you all know about this?
- No!

I predict danger.

- Yes!
- Noel!

Okay. Remember that nutcracker
you were looking for?

We think it came to life.

The magic's interfering
with communications.

We can't reach him.

It looks like the two Santas are
headed for a collision course.

What do we do? What do we do?

Gary! Get my jetpack!

"Gary, get my jetpack."

"Gary, find the nutcracker."

"Gary, stop eating
pudding out of the trash."

When does it end?

There you go. Good. Good going.

Dasher, keep everybody
settled down here.

Dad. Dad, what
are we doing here?

You did something great for me
today. Now it's my turn to repay you.

Look, I know it's not
easy doing the rounds

when you're
emotionally distraught.

And I know Riley means
a lot to you, Son.

So, I think you
should go talk to her.

No, Dad. No. No.

I appreciate the gesture,
but this is what Riley wants.

It's over.

It's not over till
the fat guy sings.

And I can't carry a tune.

Come on. Let's go.

- Dad, are you okay?
- What the...

Never better.

Don't worry. I'll
save you.

Careful.

Never mind.

All right. I got to figure
this out. I got to...

Oh, no! This is it!

I'll never be able
to try Chipotle.

We have to get you back to the
North Pole. You're in danger.

- You think?
- Okay.

I'm not entirely sure how to work
this thing that Hugo gave me.

Then I don't think
you should work it.

Carol!

- Mom!
- Turn it off!

- I don't know how!
- Turn it off!

It worked!
Thank goodness!

I really thought
something might blow up.

Oh, for fig's sake, honey.

- Chipotle all around.
- Yeah.

Guys, guys. Hide. Hide. Hide.

Olga, oh!

I will never leave you behind.

Except for now.

You! In the funny ears.

How does he see me?

Wanga-banga-langa!

Oh.

Magnus Antas.

All right. Back to the sleigh.
Everybody, back to the sleigh.

- Back to the sleigh! Go! Go!
- Go, go!

Scott!

- Dad!
- Honey, are you okay?

I'm in. I'm in. Go, go, go!

Boys, let's go! Move! Move!

Based on the characters created
by LEO BENVENUTI & STEVE RUDNICK

in the film "THE SANTA CLAUSE"