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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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I was sheriff of this
county when I was 25.
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Hard to believe.
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Grandfather was a sheriff. Father, too.
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Ranchers all.
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Working the land through
times flush and fallow.
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There's a natural order to things.
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We know it in our bones.
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Jesus was a man, not some bearded lady.
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And just as water flows downhill,
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a husband is head of his household.
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Under him, the woman abides.
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She holds her virtue close
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until that matrimonial
threshold is crossed,
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and then she opens to him,
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as the flower opens to the sun.
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And in exchange,
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the man shelters and
protects his female,
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as the sword has its sheath.
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Okay, but what I'm saying is, you...
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No. He only raises his hand to her
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when she forgets her
place and acts the man.
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And-and then only for instruction,
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never taking any pleasure or
satisfaction from the task.
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Whereas you, son,
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seem to have played
a Tommy Lee drum solo
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all over your missus's facade.
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- This... I fell is all.
- Hey, quiet now.
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Sheriff's talking.
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Come here. Take comfort, dear.
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Daughter, these hard times are over.
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All right?
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I'll see to your husband's
instruction myself.
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What 'struction?
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Now, be honest.
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Do you ever question
your man's supremacy
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when he speaks?
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Just when he drinks or
with the crank, you know?
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I try to stay out of the way, but...
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Don't hurt him.
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- We got three boys who need a daddy.
- Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Thank you. You got any
of that huckleberry pie?
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- Sure.
- That's great.
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Lookit, dick cheese, I know you...
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Quiet.
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Go home. Fix a meal.
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Pray on it before you
take the first bite.
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Forgiveness. Tend to his burns.
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Try to be deferential.
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Cater to his needs as
a man with your mouth
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in order to sow harmony.
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I'll come by in the morning,
see if the lesson stuck.
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Go on.
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Go.
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They missed her.
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What happened?
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You send a man to do a job
without all the information,
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how can the job be done?
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Yeah, what are you?
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The Riddler?
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You say the woman is a woman, a...
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How do you... ?
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Housewife.
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Never do you mention she
is, for real, a tiger.
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You're saying you
couldn't handle some girl?
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100 pounds soaking wet?
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Huh?
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It was on the wire this morning.
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This half-wit shot up a
filling station outside Beulah.
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Murdered the clerk.
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Killed a state trooper.
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Put a hole in the leg of another.
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And this retard's partner
with a cracked skull
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and his face half
burned off in the morgue.
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You say housewife, so I bring one guy.
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You say tiger...
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that's a different guy.
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Cost you three times.
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Did they take her? The police?
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Fled on foot.
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Possibly home.
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Possibly to the wind.
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Could you find her?
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She could be found.
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Where people go, the thoughts they have,
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these are known to me.
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Instincts.
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Who flees, who fights.
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It's a question of price.
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The job it was, not the job you said.
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Pain and suffering.
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A man, missing an appendage,
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self-sewing his own skin.
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Scarred for life, he's told.
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And then this new ask.
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Hunting a tiger.
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And it forces the man to ask:
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why you want the tiger?
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She's my wife.
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Don't tell him shit.
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I already said I can handle this.
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We know where she lives now. Her alias.
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She made vows to me.
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A pledge.
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In sickness and in health.
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Consider it a debt unpaid,
leaving me in limbo.
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Husband yes or husband no.
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See, she hid from me nine, ten years.
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Interest accrued.
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Until the debt could no
longer be paid with money.
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Then, one day, there she is,
fingerprints in the system.
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Now the limbo can end,
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the debt can be collected.
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Tell me something, friend.
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If a man is pure,
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his actions are only ever good.
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You believe that?
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I'm a nihilist.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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I believe in nothing.
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You believe in money.
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Yeah?
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Well, thanks for your help.
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Go on with Gator. He'll get you paid.
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Dad.
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Original plus pain and suffering.
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Yeah, of course.
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Take it out of the rainy day fund.
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Fixing place.
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Fixing place. Right.
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Come on, numbnuts.
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A man is grateful.
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I'm not saying sorry,
but you understand.
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I had to rough you up
a little back there.
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You coming up snake eyes and all.
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With her being such
a tiny bird, which...
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You know...
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they used to be dinosaurs.
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Hundreds okay?
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Surprise, shitbird.
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- What's going on, Roy?
- Go on, get back to the house now.
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Like we said, this is all
just a misunderstanding.
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Had a bad day is all.
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A bad day?
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Yeah.
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Left the house a mess.
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Last I checked, weren't a crime.
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No, ma'am.
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I'm a recidivist on that count myself.
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Laundry especially.
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Oh, laundry.
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But what I'm concerned
about is the blood.
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Told you, I cut my
feet up on some glass.
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You did.
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And I see the wounds.
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But what I'm dealing with is the fact
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that the blood on your entry floor
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is different than the blood
type we have on record for you.
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Records?
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Those...
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You know, I heard a man went
into the hospital in St. Paul
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fer a kidney transplant,
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he ended up with someone else's brain.
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- No way.
- Yeah.
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Well, I'm not sure...
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That don't sound accurate.
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What I'm saying is,
hospitals make mistakes.
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Then there's the hair DNA from
the balaclava in your boudoir.
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Told you, I bought that secondhand.
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You know, it's my fault.
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You know, I came home,
front door was wide open, uh,
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all the... blood.
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Uh, I-I'm not ashamed to say I panicked.
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But, you know, Dot's home,
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and, uh, that's all that matters.
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So, uh, whatever the...
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You know, she's my
wife. And I believe her.
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So, if there's a form or
something I can sign to...
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you know, drop the charges...
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That's not how this works.
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- I got to...
- Hmm?
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It's almost time for pickup.
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I told Scotty we could go
to DQ after school, so...
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Well, okay, then.
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Thanks for your time.
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Mm-hmm.
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We're reviewing traffic
cameras in the neighborhood,
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so if I have any more questions...
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No.
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She's...
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Wayne, she's not listening to me.
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Uh, Danish Graves is our attorney,
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so if you need to contact us again,
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which you shouldn't, uh...
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Okay, then.
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So, it's a puzzler.
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Spoke to Wayne.
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Dot's back.
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She's what now?
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Yeah, came home on her own.
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A little bruised.
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Bloody feet.
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She escaped?
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Well, that's the conundrum.
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Says she wasn't taken.
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Says it was just a driving
around type scenario.
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Getting her head straight.
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Bullshit.
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You saw the police report.
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Something's fishy here.
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Agreed.
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I smell a rat.
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You think...
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Well, what do you think?
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A play, maybe.
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Extortion, but she got cold feet.
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Kidnapped herself, you're thinking?
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I mean, what do we know
about this girl, really?
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Well, I did the background
check when they got engaged.
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Well, you said yourself, not much there.
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Pretty thin, for sure.
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Just the birth certificate,
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a few school records,
previous addresses.
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Well, it's too good to
be true, now I'm thinking.
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So, what do we... ?
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Tell you what we don't want...
police digging their noses
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into other people's business.
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Asking questions that can't be answered.
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Then what?
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Possibly this thing goes federal.
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You know, wrong person
makes a phone call.
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You don't think Wayne's...
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Who knows what to think?
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He's got the dealership,
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a decent roof over their head,
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but maybe she's pushing him for more.
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Putting ideas in his head.
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Eh... I don't know.
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So we separate 'em, like the cops.
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You brace him. I go at her.
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Get to the bottom of things.
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If this deal's for real
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and they got a notion
to take what's mine,
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we need to nip it in the bud.
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Keep things in-house.
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Ah, geez.
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Everything was going
along just fine, too.
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And now, what do you...
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This... enemy within situation.
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She made promises. To me.
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My son.
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To have and to hold.
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For richer and poorer.
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And that's a debt we're gonna collect.
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You gonna make it there, sunshine?
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Fucker got the drop on me.
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Tell me her name again?
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Uh, goes by Dorothy Lyon now.
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Lives in a suburb
outside the Twin Cities.
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Married, you said?
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Going on ten years.
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Husband owns a car
dealership, some kind of...
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uh, Korean model.
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Koreans make cars?
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I guess.
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Anyway, she's got a daughter
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named Scotty. She's about nine.
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Roy, we got FBI here.
270
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Let's send 'em up.
271
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,547
What do you want me to... ?
272
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:18,722
Ah, don't worry about it.
273
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,558
Hard day at the office.
274
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:31,256
Like the sign says, he's
a hard man for hard times.
275
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,563
And by "he" I mean me.
276
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:42,136
Agent "Ja-Queen."
277
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,400
It's Joaquin.
278
00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:45,879
This is Agent Meyer.
279
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,316
We're new in the Fargo office.
280
00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:48,795
We thought we'd come by,
281
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:50,971
see why you aren't
enforcing any of our laws.
282
00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:52,582
What laws?
283
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,323
Oh, you know, gun laws, drug laws.
284
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,977
Any of the half-dozen
other American laws
285
00:16:57,021 --> 00:16:59,110
passed and ratified by the
United States government
286
00:16:59,153 --> 00:17:01,634
that you don't seem to recognize.
287
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:03,636
Well, Agent Ja-Queen,
I think you'll find
288
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,682
that there is no one
on God's green earth
289
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,161
who is a greater enforcer
of the laws of this land
290
00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,641
than Roy Tillman.
291
00:17:08,685 --> 00:17:10,730
Why do I feel like there's a "but" here?
292
00:17:10,774 --> 00:17:11,862
But...
293
00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:17,824
... what you need to know is
that I amthe law of the land.
294
00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:20,610
Elected by the residents of this county
295
00:17:20,653 --> 00:17:22,742
to interpret and
enforce the Constitution
296
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:26,224
given unto us by Almighty God.
297
00:17:26,268 --> 00:17:28,052
Mm-hmm.
298
00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:30,010
Freedom.
299
00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,534
Amen.
300
00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:33,840
You know, I hear that
word a lot out here.
301
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,451
I'm curious...
302
00:17:35,494 --> 00:17:37,279
what you think it means.
303
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,019
Agent, if you don't
know what freedom is,
304
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:40,325
I don't think me saying
the words out loud
305
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,109
is gonna teach you.
306
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:46,853
Why don't you go and do your chores?
307
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:57,995
Seriously?
308
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,041
Do you want a towel, or... ?
309
00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:03,043
Does my discussing matters of state
310
00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:05,394
in moist repose bother you?
311
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:16,579
Jesus.
312
00:18:28,155 --> 00:18:29,722
Now, what is it you wanted to discuss?
313
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,724
Well, like I said, we're new in town.
314
00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:34,292
We thought we'd come
open a collegial dialogue.
315
00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:36,338
Maybe let you know we're
looking into the practices
316
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,905
- of your office.
- Very unorthodox practices.
317
00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:40,820
Possibly illegal.
318
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:44,389
Illegal according to who?
319
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,608
Maybe you weren't paying attention,
320
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:47,131
but I am the law around here.
321
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:49,176
So you said.
322
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,918
Removable only by the
governor or my constituents,
323
00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:53,529
who love me, by the way,
324
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:56,401
because I say what I
want and I do as I please.
325
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,229
And I know the difference
between right and wrong.
326
00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,231
Don't you mean legal and illegal?
327
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:04,714
Well...
328
00:19:04,757 --> 00:19:07,151
did you know that in
North Dakota it is illegal
329
00:19:07,194 --> 00:19:08,500
for a charitable group to hold
330
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:11,721
more than two poker games a year?
331
00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,506
And similarly, it is illegal
332
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,856
to keep an elk in a sandbox
in your own backyard.
333
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,163
I shit you not.
334
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:20,817
Now, if you were to own a tavern
335
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,732
and serve beer and
pretzels at the same time,
336
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:23,775
I could arrest you.
337
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:26,300
And in Waverly...
338
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:31,436
the law forbids horses
from sleeping in bathtubs.
339
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,786
You beginning to get the drift here?
340
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,790
I'm a sheriff of the
American Constitution.
341
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,880
Bound by duty, blood, and tradition
342
00:19:40,924 --> 00:19:44,318
to enforce what is right and
to prosecute what is wrong.
343
00:19:44,362 --> 00:19:46,408
And the law, my friends...
344
00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,280
... has very little to do with it.
345
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,329
So, Ja-Queen, Mrs. Ja-Queen,
346
00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:57,375
if you'll excuse me,
347
00:19:57,419 --> 00:19:59,203
I have some justice to administer.
348
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:02,293
You can see yourself out.
349
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,055
What do you say next time
we get an extra Blizzard
350
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,710
and hold it upside down
to see how long it takes
351
00:20:27,753 --> 00:20:29,451
for the stuffing to come out, huh?
352
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,409
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
353
00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:33,977
Your tea selection is atrocious.
354
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,979
How did you get in here?
355
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,463
Hey, Nana.
356
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:45,336
Are you wearing lipstick?
357
00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,294
That's ketchup. We had curly fries.
358
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,692
Like I said, how come you're in my home?
359
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,694
Of course I have a key.
360
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:58,175
It's my son's house.
361
00:20:58,218 --> 00:21:01,613
Still, sorry if-if we startled you.
362
00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,354
Imagine intruders
breaking into your house
363
00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:05,922
twice in one week.
364
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,054
Oh, wait.
365
00:21:09,055 --> 00:21:11,449
That didn't happen.
366
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:14,626
What do you want?
367
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:20,110
Jerome, could you see my
granddaughter to her room?
368
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,591
Maybe she wants to show you her dolls.
369
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:26,072
I don't have dolls, Nana. I like ninjas.
370
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:27,813
Is that some kind of cat?
371
00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:29,162
You're silly.
372
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,687
Come on, young Skywalker.
373
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:35,734
I'll show you how a
true samurai fights, hmm?
374
00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:38,737
Whoa.
375
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:48,094
Well, I guess with you
when it rains it pours.
376
00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:49,879
That...
377
00:21:52,098 --> 00:21:55,972
I mean, this is all just
a bunch of silliness.
378
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,584
Honestly, I'm embarrassed
by all the fuss.
379
00:21:59,628 --> 00:22:01,499
Signs of a break-in, I'm told.
380
00:22:01,543 --> 00:22:04,981
Evidence you fought
back, which good for you.
381
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,983
I'd have skinned 'em where they stood.
382
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,941
Please.
383
00:22:08,985 --> 00:22:10,726
More like Mama had a tantrum
384
00:22:10,769 --> 00:22:13,163
and it all got blowed out of proportion.
385
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,601
Honestly, like a
snowball rolling downhill.
386
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:20,039
Well, either you got a screw loose,
387
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,782
or somebody came for
you and you got away...
388
00:22:23,826 --> 00:22:25,392
and now you're lying about it.
389
00:22:25,436 --> 00:22:27,220
Mom.
390
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,440
No.
391
00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:31,398
I'm not your mom.
392
00:22:31,442 --> 00:22:35,098
You're married to my son,
mother to my granddaughter.
393
00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:37,491
I wanted a girl with papers,
394
00:22:37,535 --> 00:22:40,103
but my Wayne always liked a sassy thing
395
00:22:40,146 --> 00:22:42,584
with a tight caboose, so here you are.
396
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:49,503
Haven't you ever had one of those days?
397
00:22:51,897 --> 00:22:55,248
So what if I do got a screw loose?
398
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,903
Stress and the like.
399
00:22:57,947 --> 00:23:00,863
I'm holding up my end of the deal.
400
00:23:00,906 --> 00:23:02,647
We're man and wife,
401
00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,736
him and me,
402
00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:06,129
and he loves me.
403
00:23:06,172 --> 00:23:08,740
There are ways we could change that.
404
00:23:08,784 --> 00:23:10,568
The holy bond.
405
00:23:10,612 --> 00:23:12,875
Revocation of the trust.
406
00:23:12,918 --> 00:23:14,398
And cut you both out of the will,
407
00:23:14,441 --> 00:23:15,921
see if that moves the marker.
408
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,183
What are you saying?
409
00:23:17,227 --> 00:23:19,621
I'm saying I don't trust you.
410
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,231
You're up to something.
411
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,147
And I won't have you
dragging my son down.
412
00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:25,801
So...
413
00:23:25,844 --> 00:23:27,498
best you make excuses,
414
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:31,937
you go back to wherever it
is you were before you met.
415
00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:36,725
If you go easy, I could
even see my way to...
416
00:23:36,768 --> 00:23:41,643
staking you for the first... two years.
417
00:23:43,514 --> 00:23:45,037
Listen, bitch.
418
00:23:46,604 --> 00:23:50,739
I've climbed through six kinds
of hell to get where I am.
419
00:23:50,782 --> 00:23:53,655
And no Ivy League royal
wannabe is gonna run me off
420
00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,657
just because she doesn't
like the way I smell.
421
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,836
If you want to tussle with me...
422
00:24:00,879 --> 00:24:05,101
... you better sleep
with both eyes open.
423
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:10,106
Because nobody takes
what's mine and lives.
424
00:24:16,242 --> 00:24:18,375
Anyhoo...
425
00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:20,333
thanks for stopping by.
426
00:24:21,247 --> 00:24:22,684
Dinner Sunday?
427
00:24:23,772 --> 00:24:26,209
I'll bring my blue salad.
428
00:24:27,297 --> 00:24:29,429
Jerome.
429
00:24:29,473 --> 00:24:31,344
We're leaving.
430
00:24:34,913 --> 00:24:37,220
Always nice to see you, dear.
431
00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:43,226
Maybe think about getting
some iron into your diet.
432
00:24:43,269 --> 00:24:45,358
You look like a corpse.
433
00:25:29,185 --> 00:25:30,360
Mom?
434
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,144
Ooh.
435
00:25:35,844 --> 00:25:36,845
I'm hungry.
436
00:25:36,888 --> 00:25:38,672
What?
437
00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:40,500
You just had DQ.
438
00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:42,459
It didn't take.
439
00:25:42,502 --> 00:25:45,288
Oh. What's going on down there?
440
00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:46,898
A wedgie.
441
00:25:51,598 --> 00:25:53,339
Tell you what.
442
00:25:53,383 --> 00:25:56,168
How about we make a vegetable medley
443
00:25:56,212 --> 00:25:59,911
with carrot sticks and
the bell peppers you like?
444
00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:02,958
And then you can help Mom do
some kind of craft project.
445
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:04,698
What kind of craft project?
446
00:26:04,742 --> 00:26:08,050
You're gonna have to go
downstairs to find out.
447
00:26:09,138 --> 00:26:11,096
Come on.
448
00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:25,415
Ah! Bye-bye.
449
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,939
Nice done.
450
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:34,337
Awesome.
451
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,958
Ooh.
452
00:27:27,216 --> 00:27:29,000
- You ready?
- Yeah.
453
00:27:33,178 --> 00:27:35,093
Whoa.
454
00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:57,550
Keep your hands off the ball chain, huh?
455
00:27:57,594 --> 00:28:00,727
Mama doesn't want you
getting smooshed like a bug.
456
00:28:01,859 --> 00:28:04,427
Can we do my room next?
457
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:06,516
Oh, yeah.
458
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,126
Let's go.
459
00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:09,823
Race you.
460
00:28:14,654 --> 00:28:19,311
Don't forget our special
30% off winter deal on...
461
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:22,532
Great deal, heck of a deal.
462
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,970
Oh, sure, yeah, I got those
VIN numbers right here.
463
00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:30,714
Actually, Phil, I'll
have to call you back.
464
00:28:30,757 --> 00:28:33,238
All right.
465
00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:35,414
Finally saw the light
on that Porsche, did you?
466
00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:39,157
What are you, uh... ?
467
00:28:39,201 --> 00:28:41,812
- What are you... ?
- I got some business to discuss, Wayne.
468
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,074
Ah.
469
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:46,208
Is he on?
470
00:28:46,251 --> 00:28:47,818
Mom?
471
00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:49,689
Got a problem here, kid.
Need your help with it.
472
00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:50,864
Of course, yeah.
473
00:28:50,908 --> 00:28:52,562
Is it that landscaper again?
474
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,520
No, it's not the landscaper, moron.
475
00:28:54,564 --> 00:28:56,609
It's your wife.
476
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,916
Now hold on. That's, uh...
477
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,310
This whole kidnapping that
ain't a kidnapping thing,
478
00:29:01,353 --> 00:29:03,312
well, there's something
fishy about that.
479
00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:05,575
Full low tide, if you ask me.
480
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,880
Like the dog's breath.
481
00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:08,752
Now, we talked about this, uh...
482
00:29:08,795 --> 00:29:10,362
She had a bad day.
483
00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:11,624
Son.
484
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,191
I talked to the police.
485
00:29:13,235 --> 00:29:15,454
They got hard evidence
your wife was abducted.
486
00:29:15,498 --> 00:29:17,369
Not to mention,
487
00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:19,371
I just learned they think
they got one of the guys
488
00:29:19,415 --> 00:29:22,113
on a slab over in North Dakota.
489
00:29:22,157 --> 00:29:24,768
Broke his skull in the
commode of a filling station.
490
00:29:26,552 --> 00:29:28,772
- G... geez.
- Yeah, officer on the scene said
491
00:29:28,815 --> 00:29:31,470
there was a female
present who matches Dot.
492
00:29:31,514 --> 00:29:35,822
Get your head out of your ass, kid.
493
00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:38,129
She's making a play here, your missus.
494
00:29:38,173 --> 00:29:39,652
In cahoots with the kidnappers maybe,
495
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:43,352
or maybe just seizing the opportunity.
496
00:29:43,395 --> 00:29:44,788
I'm not sure what or why.
497
00:29:44,831 --> 00:29:45,963
But any way you tell the story,
498
00:29:46,007 --> 00:29:47,921
it ends with me writing a check.
499
00:29:47,965 --> 00:29:51,316
Oh, come on now, Ma, n-not
everything's about money.
500
00:29:52,448 --> 00:29:53,492
Slap him.
501
00:29:53,536 --> 00:29:56,626
I'm... sorry?
502
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,757
You heard me.
503
00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,324
My son needs a slap
504
00:29:59,368 --> 00:30:00,804
and I'm not there to give it to him.
505
00:30:00,847 --> 00:30:02,153
So, as my attorney, I authorize you
506
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:04,460
to knock his fucking block off.
507
00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,596
No.
508
00:30:12,368 --> 00:30:13,424
No, no, no, no, no, no.
509
00:30:13,425 --> 00:30:14,948
Wait a minute... Aah!
510
00:30:16,863 --> 00:30:18,082
Ow.
511
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:19,649
Listen to me, boy.
512
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,564
You're back at the
kiddie table on this one.
513
00:30:21,607 --> 00:30:23,392
That's official.
514
00:30:23,435 --> 00:30:26,612
Now shut your hole
and listen to me talk.
515
00:30:34,881 --> 00:30:36,100
Trooper?
516
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:38,015
Saved.
517
00:30:38,059 --> 00:30:40,017
From what?
518
00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,019
Concord grape, I think.
519
00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:44,239
Hmm.
520
00:30:44,282 --> 00:30:47,068
How... may I help you?
521
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:48,678
Sure, well, I'm, uh, Deputy Olmstead,
522
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,462
Scandia Police Department
over in Minnesota.
523
00:30:50,506 --> 00:30:51,942
I wanted to ask you some questions
524
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,291
about events that transpired last night.
525
00:30:53,335 --> 00:30:55,119
You and everybody else.
526
00:30:55,163 --> 00:30:57,208
Well, sir, I think I might
have a piece of your puzzle.
527
00:30:57,252 --> 00:31:00,037
To wit, the identity of the
missing female you assisted.
528
00:31:00,081 --> 00:31:03,432
If I'm right, which I think I am.
529
00:31:03,475 --> 00:31:05,564
Color me intrigued.
530
00:31:05,608 --> 00:31:07,958
Taken from her home yesterday
afternoon by two men, we think.
531
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,742
We found blood from one.
532
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:12,310
Looks like she burned the
other fella's face pretty bad.
533
00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:13,920
Sounds like my girl.
534
00:31:13,964 --> 00:31:15,444
Rambo, basically.
535
00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:19,622
Or, uh, the other
fella from the TV, uh...
536
00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:21,972
- MacGyver.
- Well, I got a picture.
537
00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:23,104
Mm.
538
00:31:24,453 --> 00:31:25,541
What do you know?
539
00:31:26,716 --> 00:31:28,500
It's a party.
540
00:31:28,544 --> 00:31:31,068
Indira Olmstead, Scandia
Police Department.
541
00:31:31,112 --> 00:31:33,418
Ah. City girl.
542
00:31:33,462 --> 00:31:35,420
Well, we prefer "women" these days.
543
00:31:35,464 --> 00:31:37,379
But the rest is accurate.
544
00:31:37,422 --> 00:31:38,815
How can we help you, stranger?
545
00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:42,558
Sheriff's Deputy, Stark County.
546
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,213
Sounds like you had a mix-up in
my neck of the woods last night,
547
00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:48,259
which we run a pretty tight ship, so...
548
00:31:48,303 --> 00:31:50,218
I take it personal when bad men appear.
549
00:31:50,261 --> 00:31:52,481
This job will grind you down,
you take it too personal.
550
00:31:52,524 --> 00:31:56,137
What can I say? I like being
on the right side of a gunfight.
551
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,139
Heard you say you had
a picture of the perps?
552
00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:01,054
- Uh, victim. Female.
- Right.
553
00:32:01,098 --> 00:32:04,797
Saw something about,
uh, a woman got taken.
554
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:07,148
Or escaped or something?
555
00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,541
We think these fellas
grabbed her up in Minnesota.
556
00:32:09,585 --> 00:32:12,283
Taking her to points west when
the trooper pulled them over.
557
00:32:12,327 --> 00:32:14,851
She killed one, the
recidivist Donald Ireland,
558
00:32:14,894 --> 00:32:17,984
I think they said.
The other one got away.
559
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:21,292
Sounds like a real Comanche,
this female you're hunting.
560
00:32:21,336 --> 00:32:25,122
Like I said, I got a photo. Excuse me.
561
00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:28,212
So, what, she some
kind of criminal, also?
562
00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:29,779
Not exactly.
563
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,085
Had a mix-up at her
daughter's school this week.
564
00:32:32,129 --> 00:32:33,522
Tased an officer by accident.
565
00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:34,958
How's that happen?
566
00:32:35,001 --> 00:32:36,438
Heat of the moment, I'm guessing.
567
00:32:36,481 --> 00:32:37,743
Used to be a saying:
568
00:32:37,787 --> 00:32:40,616
"Minnesota nice." But I was there.
569
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,879
Nothing nice about Minnesota that day.
570
00:32:42,922 --> 00:32:44,881
Oops. What'd I do?
571
00:32:44,924 --> 00:32:47,405
- What did you... ?
- I must've, I don't know, I pressed something.
572
00:32:47,449 --> 00:32:50,539
Darn it, you deleted
the victim, her photo.
573
00:32:50,582 --> 00:32:53,411
Yeah, me and technology
don't see eye to eye.
574
00:32:53,455 --> 00:32:54,760
Especially now.
575
00:32:54,804 --> 00:32:57,241
This wrist-breaker... ah.
576
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,461
No, it-it's my fault.
577
00:32:59,504 --> 00:33:01,637
I'm not sure what I was
thinking just bringing the one.
578
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,248
Well, I sure hope you find her.
579
00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:06,598
If it was her, saved my life, I think.
580
00:33:06,642 --> 00:33:09,297
Oh, no, she's home. A
little worse for wear
581
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,602
but intact.
582
00:33:10,646 --> 00:33:11,821
Strangest thing, though.
583
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,518
Despite all evidence,
584
00:33:13,562 --> 00:33:15,433
she's claiming it never happened.
585
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:17,522
Never... what now?
586
00:33:17,566 --> 00:33:19,089
Says nobody broke in.
587
00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:20,743
Says she wasn't taken.
588
00:33:20,786 --> 00:33:22,310
Just went for a wander for ten hours
589
00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,486
and then came home and cooked breakfast.
590
00:33:24,529 --> 00:33:26,357
Cry for attention, sounds like.
591
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:29,795
Drama queen trying to
make her husband sick.
592
00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:31,449
Who said she has a husband?
593
00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:33,103
No, I mean, I'm assuming.
594
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:36,149
Description said 30s in
the police report, so...
595
00:33:36,193 --> 00:33:37,847
Well, all I know is, the
woman I met broke loose
596
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,415
like somebody who knows
how small the cage can get.
597
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:43,592
Wish you had that picture.
598
00:33:43,635 --> 00:33:45,594
Like to meet that
woman again, thank her.
599
00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:47,596
For what? Far as I can tell,
600
00:33:47,639 --> 00:33:49,598
she's the one got you
shot in the first place.
601
00:33:49,641 --> 00:33:51,643
Oh, the job got me shot.
602
00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:53,732
She was just...
603
00:33:53,776 --> 00:33:55,908
trying to get free.
604
00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,562
But you know what they say.
605
00:33:57,606 --> 00:33:58,781
Protect and serve.
606
00:34:00,478 --> 00:34:03,307
Yeah, I'm down with "protect," but...
607
00:34:03,351 --> 00:34:04,961
I ain't in the service industry.
608
00:34:05,004 --> 00:34:08,834
I'm in the kicking ass
and taking names business.
609
00:34:17,669 --> 00:34:19,280
You two have a nice day.
610
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,302
Consider that bitch flummoxed.
611
00:35:14,204 --> 00:35:15,597
What the heck?
612
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,425
Hiya, hon.
613
00:35:20,906 --> 00:35:22,255
What the heck?
614
00:35:22,299 --> 00:35:23,953
Made some shepherd's pie.
615
00:35:29,872 --> 00:35:31,439
Scotty.
616
00:35:32,483 --> 00:35:33,832
What you doing there?
617
00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:35,878
For security. Mom said.
618
00:35:35,921 --> 00:35:37,619
- Yeah.
- Oh.
619
00:35:37,662 --> 00:35:38,663
Hon...
620
00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:41,449
Yeah?
621
00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:44,016
Why is there a sledgehammer
over the front door?
622
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,628
Well, we talked about an alarm system,
623
00:35:46,671 --> 00:35:50,153
but you said we couldn't
afford a good one, so we...
624
00:35:50,196 --> 00:35:51,937
Well, what the heck is... ?
625
00:35:51,981 --> 00:35:53,548
Oh, no, hon, I wouldn't
touch that. It's electrified.
626
00:35:53,591 --> 00:35:54,984
It's what?
627
00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:56,942
It's plugged into the wall.
628
00:35:56,986 --> 00:35:58,814
Anyone tries to bust in,
629
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,859
well, they'll get a righteous shock.
630
00:36:06,604 --> 00:36:09,259
Hon, c-can we talk? I...
631
00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:12,523
Wait, how, I'm just gonna...
632
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,133
How about you go upstairs and, uh,
633
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:16,919
watch some cartoons on your Samsung?
634
00:36:16,962 --> 00:36:19,225
Yeah?
635
00:36:21,924 --> 00:36:24,796
- Yeah.
- Let me get my apron off at least.
636
00:36:28,757 --> 00:36:30,759
Uh, Mom came by the lot today.
637
00:36:30,802 --> 00:36:33,675
Er, well, her man did.
638
00:36:33,718 --> 00:36:35,111
Uh, she called in.
639
00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:36,939
Yeah, she...
640
00:36:36,982 --> 00:36:38,723
I saw her, too.
641
00:36:38,767 --> 00:36:40,203
But don't worry.
642
00:36:40,246 --> 00:36:42,292
I think we came to an understanding.
643
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:43,902
She said that, or... ?
644
00:36:43,946 --> 00:36:45,904
- No.
- Oh.
645
00:36:45,948 --> 00:36:49,255
But women understand each other.
646
00:36:49,299 --> 00:36:52,345
Well, hon, I don't think you do...
647
00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:55,436
u-understand each other.
648
00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:57,960
She... She's litigating
against you, see.
649
00:36:58,003 --> 00:37:00,702
She, uh...
650
00:37:00,745 --> 00:37:03,008
Well, she thinks you
made this whole thing up.
651
00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:06,969
I... I mean, the whole
thing sounds... loony.
652
00:37:07,012 --> 00:37:10,668
But she-she thinks you're
some kind of con woman.
653
00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:13,410
Uh, playing us for our money.
654
00:37:13,454 --> 00:37:15,194
Uh, in league with the kidnappers.
655
00:37:15,238 --> 00:37:16,718
I just...
656
00:37:16,761 --> 00:37:20,504
Told you, there were
no kidnappers, just...
657
00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:22,027
Drove around to-to clear your head.
658
00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:24,073
But-but, hon, the-the...
659
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,988
The-the car was here the whole time.
660
00:37:26,031 --> 00:37:27,293
Walking, I said, or I-I...
661
00:37:27,337 --> 00:37:28,773
Listen, I believe you.
662
00:37:28,817 --> 00:37:31,515
I'm not the one you got to... I just...
663
00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:33,256
And she said she can get
the cops out of the equation.
664
00:37:33,299 --> 00:37:36,912
You know, her friend the
attorney general, but, hon...
665
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,305
You know, from-from where she's
sitting the-the whole thing
666
00:37:39,349 --> 00:37:41,003
don't make a lot of sense.
667
00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,270
But it makes sense to us.
668
00:37:48,271 --> 00:37:50,055
That's what matters, right?
669
00:37:50,099 --> 00:37:53,363
Yeah, maybe.
670
00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:57,976
But, hon... wh-why-why is
there a, a-a sledgehammer
671
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,674
in the vestibule?
672
00:37:59,717 --> 00:38:02,503
A-And how come Scotty's
making a zombie killer?
673
00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:05,418
Well, like she said. Security.
674
00:38:05,462 --> 00:38:06,637
From what?
675
00:38:06,681 --> 00:38:08,073
Hon...
676
00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:09,814
No, I-I'm just trying to, you know...
677
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:13,644
No. You can't. You-you weren't there.
678
00:38:13,688 --> 00:38:15,167
At the school board.
679
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:19,258
Neighbor against neighbor.
680
00:38:19,302 --> 00:38:20,825
Society's breaking down here.
681
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,523
The social structure.
682
00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:25,482
What side you're on, whether
you're for or against,
683
00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:29,094
I-I'm just saying...
684
00:38:30,313 --> 00:38:31,880
We need to wake up here.
685
00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:34,360
Protect ourselves, in case...
686
00:38:34,404 --> 00:38:36,145
In case what?
687
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:38,495
In case...
688
00:38:38,539 --> 00:38:41,193
ruffians at the door.
689
00:38:41,237 --> 00:38:44,370
Or Mr. Abernathy
decides he wants revenge.
690
00:38:44,414 --> 00:38:46,242
Or a thousand other maybes.
691
00:38:46,285 --> 00:38:47,896
Uh, who?
692
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:49,332
Scotty's math teacher.
693
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:50,638
The fella I tased before the cop.
694
00:38:50,681 --> 00:38:52,161
Y-You tased the math teacher?
695
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,902
Well...
696
00:38:53,945 --> 00:38:55,773
I got a bad feeling, hon.
697
00:38:55,817 --> 00:38:57,775
- Yeah.
- People do.
698
00:38:57,819 --> 00:38:59,516
It's not just me.
699
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,084
And I'm, I-I'm not saying
that we should build a bunker.
700
00:39:02,127 --> 00:39:05,261
Or stockpile long guns.
701
00:39:05,304 --> 00:39:06,828
A few common sense...
702
00:39:06,871 --> 00:39:09,961
Hon, y-y-y-you got electric
wire on the windows.
703
00:39:10,005 --> 00:39:11,397
A few practical solutions.
704
00:39:11,441 --> 00:39:13,269
Unless you're ready to step up
705
00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:17,186
and go state of the art, really
sink some capital into it.
706
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,537
I-I... Should we, I don't know,
sh-sh-sh-should we get a gun?
707
00:39:20,581 --> 00:39:24,323
See? Oh. Now you're thinking.
708
00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:27,022
A gun is a great idea.
We should get a shotgun.
709
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,806
- Oh.
- And maybe a pistol for the bedroom.
710
00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:31,461
- Ah.
- And maybe we could replace my Taser, too.
711
00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:34,203
And, I don't know,
maybe some kind of net.
712
00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,597
- Just in case they, uh...
- A net?
713
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,640
- Huh?
- Huh?
714
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:38,990
All I'm saying is-is,
715
00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:41,123
now we're speaking the same language.
716
00:39:44,387 --> 00:39:45,910
Oh, you're such a gentle guy.
717
00:39:45,954 --> 00:39:47,259
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
718
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:49,610
I know how hard this is.
719
00:39:50,741 --> 00:39:52,613
I-I just want to play floor hockey
720
00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:55,920
in my socks with Scotty again
and watch Real Housewives.
721
00:39:55,964 --> 00:39:57,400
I know.
722
00:39:58,531 --> 00:40:00,969
And we can and we will.
723
00:40:01,012 --> 00:40:05,277
Hey. We just got to take
care of a few things first.
724
00:40:11,588 --> 00:40:14,243
All I ever wanted was...
725
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:18,029
Y-You're my dream come true.
726
00:40:21,772 --> 00:40:24,209
And you're mine.
727
00:40:30,607 --> 00:40:32,783
Come on, mister.
728
00:40:32,827 --> 00:40:35,003
Before your daughter's
brain turns to sludge.
729
00:40:35,046 --> 00:40:37,005
Yeah.
730
00:40:37,048 --> 00:40:38,702
Hey, Scotty.
731
00:40:41,226 --> 00:40:43,054
Let's eat!
732
00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:04,336
Pull in here. I got to take a piss.
733
00:41:36,804 --> 00:41:39,154
- Want a pop?
- No, I'm fine.
734
00:41:45,856 --> 00:41:47,640
Whoa.
735
00:42:47,918 --> 00:42:49,528
I got us some jerky.
736
00:42:51,661 --> 00:42:53,097
Spicy kind.
737
00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:55,578
You better keep those windows down.
738
00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:15,032
Fuck, that's hot.
739
00:43:31,222 --> 00:43:33,877
Where is this guy?
740
00:43:39,927 --> 00:43:41,493
Oh, my God.
741
00:43:42,451 --> 00:43:44,148
Oh, my God.
742
00:44:03,646 --> 00:44:05,082
Oh, shit.
743
00:44:08,651 --> 00:44:10,305
Oh, shit.
744
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000
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745
00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,679
Now I get it.
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