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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,344 DADDY, WHAT'S UP WITH JOE THIS MORNING? 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,180 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,381 HEY, BUDDY. YOU GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S-- 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:16,850 BREAKFAST READY YET? 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,353 UH...YOU OKAY? 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,989 YEAH. NEVER BETTER. 7 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,495 DADDY, WHY IS HE WINKING AT US? 8 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,863 JOE, IS THERE AN INSIDE JOKE THAT I FORGOT ABOUT? 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,332 BECAUSE IF THERE IS, WHATEVER IT IS... 10 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,068 OKAY? 11 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,536 THERE YOU GO. 12 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,371 - PATTIES? - YEP. 13 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,108 PATTIES? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? 14 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,942 YEAH, UH, RIGHT NOW, NO. 15 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,312 LINKS. I PREFER MY SAUSAGE LINKED. 16 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,646 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 17 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,515 SINCE WHEN DID YOU EVER CARE 18 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,717 WHAT SHAPE YOUR BREAKFAST MEAT COMES IN? 19 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,485 SORRY. 20 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,786 I'M TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM BREAKING 21 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,688 THE SCHOOL DISTRICT RECORD 22 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:55,923 FOR CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT AN ABSENCE. 23 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,558 YOU'VE NEVER MISSED 24 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,560 A DAY OF SCHOOL? - NEVER. 25 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,628 NOT EVEN THE TIME THAT YOU BROKE YOUR LITTLE-- 26 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:01,929 NEVER! 27 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,131 THE STRESS IS KILLING ME. 28 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,998 LOOK, COME ON. 29 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,634 THIS MUCH STRESS AT YOUR AGE IS NOT HEALTHY. 30 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,271 NEITHER ARE THESE PATTIES. 31 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,373 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A DAY OFF? 32 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,175 - "A DAY OFF?" - YEAH. 33 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,377 "A DAY OFF"? 34 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:17,778 BUT JOE, YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT THIS SCHOOL RECORD THING. 35 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,647 COME ON. 36 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,782 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA CALL THE SCHOOL 37 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,617 TO TELL THEM YOU'RE SICK. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE BEACH. 38 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,586 WE'RE GONNA PLAY HOOKY. HOW ABOUT THAT? 39 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,621 BUT DAD, THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE RULES. 40 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,490 JOE, SOME RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, RIGHT? 41 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,724 AND BESIDES, IT'S CALLED PLAYING HOOKY. 42 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,460 IF IT WAS A BAD THING, 43 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:33,961 THEY'D CALL IT COMMITTING HOOKY. 44 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,729 OKAY? YOU IN? 45 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,531 - YEAH. OKAY. - OKAY, BEAUTIFUL. 46 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,600 GREAT. - IF YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 47 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,302 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. COME ON, BOTH OF YOU. 48 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,070 BATHING SUITS ON. LET'S GO. 49 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,838 TOTALLY, TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE. 50 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,407 - MOM, PLEASE. GET INSIDE. - RUDE. 51 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,409 INCONSIDERATE. SELFISH. 52 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:52,513 ANOTHER MORNING POWER WALK RUINED BY DOG POOP. 53 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,648 THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK ON OUR LAWN. 54 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,784 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS, HONEY, 55 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,786 IF YOUR DOG RELEASES, YOU GOTTA PICK UP THE PIECES. 56 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,921 HMM, HMM. HMM. 57 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,022 REALLY? 58 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,357 OH, YEAH. 59 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,692 BETTER THAN YESTERDAY'S GEM. 60 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,394 "IF YOUR DOG MAKES A DOODY, 61 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,762 I'M CALLING JUDGE JUDY." - HMM. 62 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,632 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHO'S DOING IT, 63 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,201 AND I'M GONNA BRING HIM TO JUSTICE. 64 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,969 YEAH. 65 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,571 SOUNDS LIKE A REAL "POO DONE IT?" 66 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:18,906 RIGHT HERE. 67 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,808 EMILY, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 68 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,210 COME ON. 69 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,932 JOE, JUST WASH OFF THE BOOGIE BOARD. 70 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,400 LEAVE IT OUTSIDE, OKAY? THANK YOU. 71 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,901 DAVID... 72 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,004 TOWELS? FLIP-FLOPS? SAND TOYS? 73 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,041 YOUR BRONZE GLOW THAT EVEN THE GODS WOULD ENVY? 74 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,509 YOU WENT TO BEACH WITHOUT ME? 75 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,279 THAT'S OUR ONE RULE. 76 00:02:58,446 --> 00:03:01,449 SOME RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN, KEVIN. 77 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,551 IN FACT, I'M BLOWING MY NAP OFF 78 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,587 AND GETTING JACKED UP ON SUGAR. 79 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,989 DON'T MAKE THIS A THING, KEVIN. 80 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,691 IT'S YOUR THING. 81 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,326 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID, "KEVIN, NEVER LET ME 82 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,527 "GO TO BEACH WITHOUT YOU BECAUSE I FORGET 83 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,995 TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON THE KIDS." 84 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,297 NO, THAT WAS THE OLD DAVID. 85 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,831 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, KEVIN, 86 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,033 I USED A BOTTLE OF SPF 30 ON JANIE 87 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:23,937 AND ON MILKY WHITE JOE, I PUT ON... 88 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,274 STEEL SHIELD. 89 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,009 YEAH, THAT'S A BUG SPRAY, DAVID. 90 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,878 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THE DEAD MOSQUITO 91 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,347 LYING ON ITS BACK. 92 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,649 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SUNBATHING. 93 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,885 IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER, DAD. 94 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,622 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? 95 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,823 I DON'T KNOW. 96 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,592 HE WASN'T THAT RED IN THE CAR. 97 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,427 WHOO. 98 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,729 HEY, DAVID. I GOT GREAT NEWS, MAN. 99 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,664 I GOT A CALL FROM THE "DADS WHO CARE" PEOPLE. 100 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,300 AND THEIR CHARITY WOULD LIKE TO HONOR US, 101 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,601 THE CREATORS OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, 102 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,304 AS CARING DADS OF THE YEAR. 103 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,906 WE HAVE A NATIONAL RADIO INTERVIEW THIS SATURDAY. 104 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,608 THAT'S GREAT. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 105 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,076 THEY THINK I CARE. - YEAH. 106 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,779 DO THEY KNOW THAT YOU USE BUG SPRAY AS SUNSCREEN? 107 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,848 OH-- 108 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,983 THAT IS THE WORST SUNBURN I'VE EVER SEEN. 109 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,952 WHAT DID YOU DO? 110 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,821 IT'S JUST HIS FACE A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.. 111 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,523 AND BESIDES, IT'S JUST A REMINDER 112 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,024 OF THE GREAT DAY WE HAD, RIGHT? 113 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,091 - AH. - OOH. 114 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,228 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT GOING ON HERE, JOE. 115 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,700 NOTICE? NO BUG BITES. 116 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,337 DAD, WHEN THE KIDS AT SCHOOL SEE MY SUNBURN, 117 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,204 THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WE WENT TO THE BEACH. 118 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,073 YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, JOE, 119 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,342 I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 120 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,776 I GOT AN IDEA, OKAY? 121 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,945 KEVIN, CAN YOU RUN A BATH? 122 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,347 OOH, A COOL BATH DOES SOUND GOOD. 123 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,181 YEAH, RUN ONE FOR JOE TOO. 124 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,249 OKAY, BUT MINE FIRST 'CAUSE I GOT SOME SAND 125 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:42,683 IN MY NETHERS. 126 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,558 MAKEUP? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, DAD. 127 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,526 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JOE? 128 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,362 LOOK, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SUNBURN ANYMORE. 129 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,397 NICE WORK, BLAKE. - ANY TIME, DAVID. 130 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,699 ALL RIGHT. YEAH, THANKS FOR TOUCHING ME UP TOO. 131 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,835 DAD, WHAT IF THE WHOLE SCHOOL FINDS OUT THE TRUTH? 132 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,238 JOE, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED THAT I WEAR A TINTED MOISTURIZER. 133 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,074 I'M TALKING ABOUT ME, DAD. 134 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,009 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LIE? 135 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,979 I'LL BE FARTING UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAYS. 136 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,215 PRICE OF FREEDOM, JOE. PRICE OF FREEDOM. 137 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,018 OKAY. NOW IT'S PERSONAL. 138 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,688 I AM GOING DOOR TO DOOR UNTIL I IDENTIFY 139 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,391 WHO THIS BELONGS TO. 140 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,559 DAD, PLEASE DO SOMETHING. 141 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,861 SHE'S TURNING INTO THE CRAZY POOP LADY. 142 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,997 NOW I'VE NARROWED THE CONTENTS DOWN 143 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,833 TO EITHER THE FAZIO'S POODLE OR THE GOLDSTEIN'S BICHON. 144 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,602 HONEY, DO THESE SMELL MORE LIKE 145 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,904 MEATBALLS OR MATZOH BALLS TO YOU? 146 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,808 THEY SMELL LIKE CRAZY BALLS. 147 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,643 I REST MY CASE. 148 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,478 YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY 149 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,414 WHERE RULES ARE MEANT TO BE FOLLOWED. 150 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,016 DADDY SAYS RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN. 151 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,151 THAT'S ONLY THE STUPID ONES, HONEY. COME ON. 152 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,053 ALL RIGHT, JOE, GO GET IN THE CAR. 153 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,822 ALL RIGHT. OH, DON'T PUT THE SEAT BELT ON. 154 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,424 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR MAKEUP. 155 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,891 KIDDING. IT'S A JOKE. 156 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:58,959 COME ON. 157 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,193 OKAY, HONEY. 158 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,095 JUST TO UNDERSTAND YOU, 159 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,498 YOUR SOLUTION TO JOE'S STRESS PROBLEM 160 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,500 IS TO DITCH SCHOOL, 161 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,669 GO TO THE BEACH, AND LIE TO COVER IT UP. 162 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,972 YOU UNDERSTAND ME COMPLETELY. 163 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,107 IT'S WHY WE MAKE SUCH A PERFECT TEAM. 164 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,677 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA SCREW THINGS UP EVEN MORE? 165 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,446 HONEY, IF I TOOK THE TIME 166 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,180 TO THINK ABOUT WHY I DO THINGS, 167 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,483 I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING. 168 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:23,917 I'M GONNA GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE. 169 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,553 ANYBODY? 170 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,862 UM, DUDE, 171 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,097 I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT, 172 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:42,670 BUT I THINK YOUR FACE IS, LIKE, MELTING. 173 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,505 all: EWW! 174 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:45,873 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS. 175 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,008 I AM CONCERNED ABOUT JOE. 176 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,877 HE HAS NEVER MISSED A DAY OF SCHOOL. 177 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,479 ARE YOU OKAY, JOE? 178 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,513 YEAH. 179 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,647 I'M FINE. 180 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,154 DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL SAUSAGE LINKS? 181 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:02,823 NO, WAIT. 182 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,658 PATTIES. 183 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,227 JOE, UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK 184 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:11,064 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 185 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,501 WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 186 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,669 THAT MY TEACHER THINKS I HAVE A HORRIBLE SKIN DISEASE. 187 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:16,704 AW, JOE. THAT'S AWFUL. 188 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,572 BUT? 189 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,107 NOBODY SUSPECTS ME OF PLAYING HOOKY. 190 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,274 - SO? - THANK YOU? 191 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,243 YOU'RE WELCOME. 192 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,012 AH, IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE THE DADS WHO CARE 193 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,046 CO-CHAIR CO-CARING DAD OF THE YEAR. 194 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,515 UH-HUH. 195 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,716 - DAD... - HUH? 196 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,584 I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP. 197 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:31,552 THIS IS MORE PRESSURE THAN THE STREAK. 198 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,186 OH. 199 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,188 JOE, TAKE IT EASY. LISTEN. 200 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,057 I'M--I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU TOMORROW, 201 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,125 AND I'LL CLEAR THE WHOLE THING UP, OKAY? 202 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:38,992 THANKS, DAD. 203 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:42,930 OKAY. 204 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,732 I JUST ATE A BIG MEAL, 205 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,700 AND I'M NOT WAITING TO GO SWIMMING. 206 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:50,370 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 207 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,440 5 BUCKS SAYS SHE SINKS LIKE A STONE. 208 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,747 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, MR. HOBBS, 209 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,715 BUT I MENTIONED JOE'S CONDITION TO HIS CLASSMATES, 210 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,017 AND THEY REALLY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING. 211 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,619 OH, NO. 212 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,688 UH, ALL RIGHT. 213 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,156 MRS. LEE, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 214 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,058 THE-- 215 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:17,931 YOUR SKIN CAN'T WIN. 216 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,667 YOU'RE WAVING? 217 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,602 OH, IT'S JUST A REFLEX, JOE. 218 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,236 MR. HOBBS, 219 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,038 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN. - HEY. 220 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,907 WE'RE ALL PULLING FOR YOUR BOY. 221 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,408 WELL, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 222 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,578 JUST TELL THEM. 223 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,479 I CAN'T. IF WE TELL THEM THE TRUTH NOW, 224 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,582 THEY'RE ALL GONNA FEEL SILLY FOR CARING. 225 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,749 JOE! JOE! 226 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:36,950 JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! 227 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,285 I'M SORRY! I LIED! 228 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,720 I DON'T HAVE A SKIN DISEASE. 229 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,223 IT'S A MIRACLE! 230 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,825 HE'S CURED! 231 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:48,962 OH, YEAH, YES! 232 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,636 FILING A FALSE ABSENCE NOTE, 233 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,071 IMPERSONATING A FALSE DISEASE, 234 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:02,242 ACCEPTING PUBLIC SYMPATHY FOR SAID FALSE DISEASE, 235 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:06,413 AND COMMITTING HOOKY. 236 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,781 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN... 237 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,449 HERE'S THE THING. 238 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,517 WE BOTH KNOW THAT MY SON JOE 239 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,352 IS A GOOD KID. 240 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,687 HE REALLY IS. HE'S NOT TO BLAME HERE. 241 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,923 IF THERE'S ANYBODY TO BLAME... 242 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,391 IT'S THE SCHOOL. 243 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,193 REALLY? 244 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,162 AND AS THE LEADER OF THAT SCHOOL, 245 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:26,700 A LOT OF THAT BLAME LIES WITH YOU, MY FRIEND. 246 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,535 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE PRESSURE YOU PUT THESE KIDS ON. 247 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,437 YOU KNOW, MY SON DEVELOPED A TWITCH. 248 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,272 THERE IT IS. LOOK AT THAT. IT'S UNSIGHTLY. 249 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,507 IS IT ANY WONDER HE NEEDED A DAY OFF? 250 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,176 AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 251 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,477 HE'S NOT ALONE IN ALL OF THIS. 252 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,712 WHEN WE WENT TO THE BEACH, 253 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,480 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAW? 254 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,782 WE SAW LACEY FISHER AND HER MOTHER 255 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,518 HANGING OUT ON A BOAT. 256 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,655 NOW, AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD, 257 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,657 I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ACT 258 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,059 AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE PRINCIPAL AND APOLOGIZE. 259 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:55,362 WOW. 260 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,298 JOE, WOULD YOU STEP OUTSIDE, SO I CAN TALK TO YOUR FATHER? 261 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,268 OOH, THIS ISN'T GONNA END WELL. 262 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,336 I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 263 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,872 HE JUST WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME IN PRIVATE. 264 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,173 I GET IT. 265 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,341 DID I SAY "WOW" ALREADY? 266 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:12,445 'CAUSE IF I DID, I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THIS TO IT. 267 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,349 MR. HOBBS, YOU'VE INSPIRED ME. 268 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,019 I'VE JUST DECIDED TO INSTITUTE 269 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,454 A PARENT/STUDENT DETENTION SESSION 270 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,490 ON SATURDAYS. - OH. 271 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,958 ONE THAT WILL HOLD PARENTS EQUALLY ACCOUNTABLE 272 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,526 FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S BEHAVIOR. 273 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,129 OOH. YEAH. 274 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,299 YOU KNOW, THE WIFE LOVES HER SATURDAYS. 275 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,867 BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, 276 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,669 SHE'LL BE HERE. 277 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,071 AND WE'RE BACK TO "WOW." 278 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,912 COME ON, GUYS. 279 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,214 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE TO DETENTION. 280 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,083 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO STUPID DETENTION. 281 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,785 WELL, SWEETIE, YOUR DAD'S GOING WITH YOU. 282 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,021 YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE. 283 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,957 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO STUPID DETENTION. 284 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,992 SO WERE YOU AND MARCUS AT LEAST ABLE TO RESCHEDULE 285 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,861 THE "DADS WHO CARE" INTERVIEW? 286 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,529 NO. IT'S LIVE RADIO, 287 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,597 SO WE'RE LOCKED IN. - OH. 288 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,599 GONNA HAVE TO DO THE INTERVIEW FROM STUPID DETENTION. 289 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,535 I'M GOING BACK TO BED. 290 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:13,173 I STAYED UP LATE WATCHING {\an8}TITANIC. 291 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,542 THE SHIP SINKS. 292 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,884 IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 293 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,854 THE FISHERS COULDN'T OUTRUN THE LAW EITHER. 294 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,489 HEY, LACEY. I SEE WE BOTH GOT DETENTION. 295 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,591 APPARENTLY, THE PRINCIPAL GOT AN ANONYMOUS TIP 296 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,061 THAT WE WERE ON A BOAT THE OTHER DAY. 297 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,829 YEAH, WELL, IT'S LIKE I TELL 298 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,831 MY YOUNG SON, JOE, ALL THE TIME. 299 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,132 IF YOU GONNA DO THE CRIME, YOU GOTTA DO THE TIME. 300 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,433 WHAT CRIME? 301 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,535 I LOST MY MOTHER RECENTLY. 302 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,874 WE WERE ON THAT BOAT SCATTERING HER ASHES INTO THE SEA. 303 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:52,179 THEY WERE STILL ON A BOAT. 304 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,914 GOOD MORNING. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL-- 305 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,783 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN, IF I MAY. 306 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,017 I NOTICED THAT THERE WASN'T ANY COFFEE 307 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,251 TO GO WITH THOSE DOUGHNUTS 308 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,287 SO I'D LIKE TO TREAT. 309 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,322 I KNOW MRS. FISHER COULD USE A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP. 310 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,324 SO IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME CALL MY ASSISTANT-- 311 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,860 THERE WILL BE NO CELL PHONES, EVERYONE. 312 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,196 ADD THEIRS TO THE BOX. 313 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,697 THANK YOU. 314 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,066 THANK YOU. 315 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,970 THEY'LL BE IN MY OFFICE AT THE END OF THE DAY. 316 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,539 NICELY PLAYED. VERY NICE. 317 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,908 VERY NICE. I GET IT. 318 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,810 OKAY, LISTEN. HERE'S THE THING. 319 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,544 WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE SHOW, 320 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,645 I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT LIVE INTERVIEW 321 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,514 I HAVE TO DO, 322 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,382 SO IF YOU WOULD SLIP ME BACK THAT PHONE 323 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,484 WITHOUT ANYBODY SEEING, THAT'D BE GREAT. 324 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,619 MR. HOBBS SEEMS TO THINK THIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES. 325 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,887 WELL, IT'S NOT. 326 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:34,955 IS THAT CLEAR? 327 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,390 YES, SIR. 328 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,592 - STOP THAT. - ABSOLUTELY. 329 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,328 I'M NOT KIDDING. DO YOU AND YOUR SON 330 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,395 WANT TO BE HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK? 331 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,596 OH, NO, SIR. 332 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,898 THAT'S ANOTHER WEEK. 333 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,834 OH, I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 334 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,936 - AND ANOTHER. - DAD, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 335 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,003 WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S SERIOUS? 336 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,738 AND ANOTHER! 337 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,907 THIS STUPID DETENTION! 338 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,313 THIS STAKEOUT'S THE ONLY WAY 339 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,850 WE'RE GONNA SNIFF OUT THE POOP-A-TRAITOR. 340 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,218 WHAT IF THEY'RE ALREADY GONE AND ON THE RUNS? 341 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,857 OKAY, THE FACT THAT WE'RE OUT HERE IS BAD ENOUGH, 342 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,859 BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE TO KEEP MAKING POOP PUNS? 343 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,426 YES, WE DO-DO. 344 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,364 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 345 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,199 I HAVE TO MAKE A FEW BUSINESS CALLS. 346 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,401 BUT I'LL BE RIGHT OUT IN THE HALLWAY. 347 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,270 SO IF ANY OF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT JUMPING SHIP, 348 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,138 MRS. FISHER... 349 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,740 DON'T. 350 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,590 DAD? 351 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,392 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 352 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,895 IT'S BETTER YOU DON'T KNOW, JOE. 353 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,130 BUT I DO LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING WHERE I AM AT ALL TIMES 354 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,533 SO THEY DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 355 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,335 I'M GONNA GO GET MY PHONE, 356 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,370 I'M GONNA DO THE INTERVIEW, OKAY? 357 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,606 FORGET ABOUT ME. GO BACK WITH THE OTHER STUDENTS. 358 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,641 OKAY. 359 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,577 I DON'T WANT YOU HERE. GO ON, NOW GET. GO. 360 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,047 - FINE. - THIS AIN'T NO LIFE FOR YOU. 361 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,049 NO ARGUMENT HERE. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 362 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,751 ARE YOU REALLY NOT GONNA HELP ME? I'M YOUR DAD. 363 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,221 FINE. I CAN'T GET IN ANY MORE TROUBLE, SO... 364 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,989 BEFORE YOU MAKE THAT CALL, 365 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,724 WE'RE ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO A VENT. 366 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,559 SO LET'S SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT. 367 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,932 FANTASIA, 368 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,799 WOULD YOU HURRY UP, FANTASIA? 369 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,002 THE CRAZY POOP LADY IS ON TO US. 370 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,838 LOOK, SHE'S EVEN GOT FLYERS OUT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 371 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,941 MM, MM, MM, MM. 372 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,609 DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHY LOOK. DO YOUR BUSINESS. 373 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,946 I DO IT IN FRONT OF YOU. - OKAY, YOU GUYS. 374 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,281 LUNCH BREAK IS OVER. LET'S GET BACK INTO POSITION. 375 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,083 THEY'RE COMING. COME ON. 376 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,851 LET'S GO, GIRL. COME ON. LET'S GO. 377 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,857 THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN WE HAD TO WAIT FOR JOE 378 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,060 AFTER HE SWALLOWED THE QUARTER FROM HIS 50-STATE COLLECTION. 379 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,562 YEAH, THE WEIRD THING WAS THAT HE SWALLOWED A COLORADO, 380 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,432 BUT POOPED OUT A HAWAII. 381 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,803 ONLY MAGIC TRICK HE EVER PULLED OFF. 382 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,038 GREAT. 383 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,074 NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE. 384 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,509 HOW COME I COULDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A MANLY DOG 385 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,179 THAT I WASN'T AFRAID TO BE SEEN WITH? 386 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,850 HOW YOU DOING BACK THERE, DAD? 387 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,987 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 388 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,888 I'M NO STRANGER TO CLIMBING THROUGH VENTS. 389 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,356 SEASON TWO WE DID AN EPISODE CALLED 390 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,226 {\an8}SEE DAD VENT HIS FRUSTRATION. 391 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,162 - OH, I LOVE THAT ONE. - YEAH. 392 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,531 AMERICA LOVES CLIMBING THROUGH VENTS. 393 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,466 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU'RE GOING? 394 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,468 OKAY. 395 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,905 WE'RE RIGHT ABOVE THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 396 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,140 OKAY. 397 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,341 LET'S PUSH THIS DOWN. 398 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,644 ALMOST THERE. 399 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,279 OOH! 400 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,252 IT'S OKAY, DAD. THE FLOOR BROKE MY FALL. 401 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,855 OH, GOOD. NOW GO GRAB THE PHONE. 402 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,757 I GOT IT. 403 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,759 DEAR, I PROMISE I'LL BE HOME BY 4:00. 404 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,296 YES, I'M HAVING THE YOGURT THAT YOU PACKED ME. 405 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,032 IT'S TEMPLEMAN! 406 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,500 - OH! - SAVE YOURSELF. 407 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,037 AND DO THE INTERVIEW, DAD. DO IT FOR AMERICA. 408 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,205 NO, MARGARET. 409 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,142 I DID NOT STOP FOR DOUGHNUTS, AND I RESENT THE ACCUSATION. 410 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,443 WELL, APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 411 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:20,047 YES, I LOVE YOU TOO. 412 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,681 AH, SATURDAYS. 413 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,252 IT'S BEAR CLAW TIME. 414 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,320 MARGARET SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT YOU. 415 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,667 HELLO? THIS IS HE. 416 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,370 WELL, YEAH. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU 417 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,939 THAT I'M HONORED TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. 418 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,508 AM I WHISPERING? 419 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,943 I DON'T THINK SO. 420 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,913 MARCUS, ARE YOU THERE? MAYBE THEY CAN HEAR YOU BETTER. 421 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:54,981 YES, I'M HERE. 422 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,316 WHAT? 423 00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:01,388 NO, I'M NOT WHISPERING EITHER. 424 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,191 WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS WE ARE NOT WHISPERING. 425 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,793 AND WE BOTH CARE. 426 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,196 YES, AND WE BOTH WANT TO BE GOOD ROLE MODELS 427 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,098 AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN. 428 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,332 EXACTLY. 429 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,201 BEING STAND-UP CITIZENS 430 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,635 AND WALKING PROUDLY IN THE COMMUNITY. 431 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,480 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN. 432 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,217 JOE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 433 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,587 SINCE THE BEAR CLAW FIGHT. 434 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,790 YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN? 435 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,327 I WANTED TO GET MY DAD'S PHONE BACK 436 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,529 SO HE COULD DO HIS INTERVIEW. 437 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,797 YOU SEE, HE'S A ROLE MODEL FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. 438 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,566 I JUST DIDN'T WANT HIM TO LET THEM DOWN. 439 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,236 SO I CRAWLED THROUGH THE VENT 440 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,371 AND I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM HIS PHONE BACK. 441 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,440 THE WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA. 442 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,874 WELL, JOE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROLE MODEL 443 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,276 FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE AS WELL. 444 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,811 I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 445 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,280 YOU WERE WRONG. 446 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,682 ABOUT BEING WRONG. 447 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,584 JOE IS A ROLE MODEL. 448 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,686 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 449 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,322 SINCE THE BEAR CLAW FIGHT. 450 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,225 WE BOTH SAW IT. 451 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,327 PRINCIPAL TEMPLEMAN, 452 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:18,064 JOE IS NOT THE GUILTY ONE. AND NEITHER IS THE SCHOOL. 453 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,401 AND NEITHER ARE YOU. I AM. 454 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,636 AND IF JOE WAS FEELING ANY PRESSURE AT ALL, 455 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,640 HE'S FEELING WAY MORE NOW BECAUSE OF ME. 456 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:32,044 AND HERE HE IS STILL TRYING TO TAKE THE FALL FOR ME. 457 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,980 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN THIS TIME. 458 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,615 I'M GONNA TAKE THE FALL FOR HIM. 459 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,891 A LITTLE ON THE NOSE, BUT OKAY. 460 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,759 YES, THAT'S THE TYPE OF FATHER 461 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,228 WE USED TO DEPICT ON THE SHOW. 462 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,030 SOMEONE--UGH. 463 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:54,634 WHO WOULDN'T HIDE FROM RESPONSIBILITY. 464 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,769 TAZEY, COME BACK HERE. 465 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:57,770 YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDING. 466 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,771 TAZEY. 467 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,943 SOMEBODY'S DOG, LOOK LIKE A SKUNK DOG RAN THROUGH THERE. 468 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,378 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF IT. 469 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,780 MARCUS? 470 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,317 LOOK, I GOTTA GO. IT'S BEEN HONOR. BYE. 471 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,085 WHEN DID YOU GET A DOG? 472 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,588 OH, LOOK AT HER. 473 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,225 IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS. 474 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,294 LOOK, MY CIGAR SHOP IS RIGHT NEXT TO A DOG RESCUE. 475 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,663 SO I WAS UP TO SIX CIGARS A DAY 476 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,765 JUST SO I COULD SEE HER IN THE WINDOW. 477 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,068 FINALLY, I HAD TO TAKE MY LITTLE TAZEY HOME. 478 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,371 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP AFTER TAZEY? 479 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,273 I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 480 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,775 I FELT LIKE EVERY TIME I THREW HER POOP AWAY, 481 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:41,113 I WAS THROWING A PIECE OF HER AWAY. 482 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,383 LOOK AT THIS FACE. DO YOU BLAME ME? 483 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,319 WHO'S A LITTLE SCHMOOTZIE WOOTZIE BEAR? 484 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,388 WHO'S GOT THE CUTEST LITTLE FACE? 485 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,722 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US 486 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,324 YOU GOT A DOGGY-WOGGY? 487 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,025 THAT'S WHY. 488 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,027 DID HE SCARE YOU? IT'S OKAY. 489 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,296 LET'S GO HOME AND CUDDLE AND WATCH BASKETBALL. 490 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,504 "DEAR KEVIN, 491 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,373 "WE ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU GET A LITTLE UPSET 492 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,408 "WHEN WE LEAVE FOR THE BEACH WITHOUT YOU. 493 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,677 BUT YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS FAMILY FOR WHO WE ARE." 494 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,747 "A CRAZY POOP LADY." 495 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,917 "THE EMBARRASSED DAUGHTER OF A CRAZY POOP LADY." 496 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,720 "A RULE BREAKER." 497 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,590 "AN ATTENDANCE JUNKIE." 498 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,892 "A LITTLE DOGGY LOVER." 499 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,728 "AND AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 500 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,597 "BUT ONE THING WE KNOW FOR SURE-- 501 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,465 "WE'RE BETTER WHEN WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. 502 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,267 "WHICH INCLUDES YOU, KEVIN. 503 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,035 "SO NO, WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU. 504 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,069 NOW HURRY UP, WE'RE IN THE CAR." 505 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,871 YES! 506 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:40,907 ♪ DON'T YOU 35427

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