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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:17,756 OOH. OOH. 2 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,236 YOU GOT ENOUGH? 3 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:22,718 NOPE. I CAN STILL SEE PANCAKE. 4 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:26,243 I'M RUNNING LATE. HIT ME, JOE. 5 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:29,942 OH, ATTABOY. I CAN'T SEE PANCAKE. 6 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,640 DAD, TURN ON {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE. 7 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,468 SHE'S TOTALLY TRASHING YOU ON HER SHOW. 8 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:35,861 OH, AGAIN? OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 9 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:36,949 - YEAH. - RECORD IT. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,255 LOVE YOU GUYS. 11 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,301 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, 12 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:43,434 LAST YEAR, WHEN I WAS 9 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT... 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,177 I DID AN EPISODE OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 14 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,178 MARCUS, CAN WE DO THAT SCENE AGAIN? 15 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:51,094 I REALLY WANT TO NAIL THAT JOKE. 16 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,531 WHY ARE MY SHOES WET? 17 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,143 UH- WHITNEY, DID YOUR WATER BREAK? 18 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:57,057 WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE BIT OF WATER? 19 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:01,409 COME ON, LET'S SHOOT THIS THING. 20 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,281 BUT WHEN I ASKED MR. HOBBS TO RETURN THE FAVOR, 21 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,326 THIS IS WHAT I GOT. 22 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,980 DONNIE, PLAY THE PHONE CALL. 23 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:10,853 OH, HEY, WHITNEY. 24 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:14,900 DAVID HOBBS. 25 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:18,252 I'M REALLY UNDER THE WEATHER. GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL. 26 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,254 REALLY LOVE THE SHOW THOUGH. 27 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,603 BIG LAUGHS. I GOTTA GO. 28 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,954 BUT NO MORE THAN AN HOUR LATER, 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,782 SOMEBODY EMAILED ME THIS. 30 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,047 APPARENTLY, THE WEATHER HE WAS UNDER 31 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,615 WAS 75 AND SUNNY. 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,272 AND NO WIND. 33 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:39,838 IT WAS NOT ONLY A PERFECT GOLF DAY, 34 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,884 IT WAS A PERFECT HAIR DAY. 35 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:45,670 SO AS IS OUR WEEKLY CUSTOM, IT'S TIME FOR... 36 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,846 all: WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING? 37 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,807 WE GOT A SIGHTING, WHITNEY. 38 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:54,331 WHAT IS DAVID SWIMMING IN? 39 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,507 A POOL OF LIES? 40 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,335 DAVID, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TURN ON {\an8}WHIT-- 41 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,641 TOO LATE. 42 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,425 I FAILED YOU. 43 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,775 MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP. 44 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:06,038 ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THIS IS HYSTERICAL. 45 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,258 CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS? 46 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,869 COME ON, WHITNEY HAD YOU HIDING AS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,003 IT WAS HILARIOUS. 48 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,833 WELL, GUESS WHAT KIND OF MOOD I'M IN? 49 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:20,444 WHITNEY GIBBONS IS FEELING A WEE BIT... 50 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,533 all: FEISTY! 51 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:24,883 YEP. 52 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,624 AND SINCE NEXT WEEK'S FAMILY WEEK, 53 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,104 IT'S TIME TO GIVE DAVID HOBBS 54 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,975 A CHANCE TO COME OUT OF HIDING 55 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,716 AND APPEAR ON THIS SHOW. 56 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:34,502 DONNIE, RING HIM UP. 57 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,244 OMG! THAT'S HER. CAN I ANSWER, PLEASE? 58 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,810 DADDY, PLEASE? - NO, NO, NO. 59 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:40,551 I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR "WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING?" 60 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,205 I-I UNDERSTAND, JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE, SWEETHEART. 61 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,512 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOBBS IS DONE HIDING. 62 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,818 I'M GONNA GO ON HER SHOW AND STOP AMERICA 63 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:50,126 FROM LAUGHING ONCE AND FOR ALL. 64 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,477 HELLO. 65 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:54,783 WHITNEY. 66 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:58,830 WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE. 67 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:02,269 YEAH, I--OH, I WOULD LOVE TO COME AND DO YOUR SHOW. 68 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:05,228 YEAH-- NO, I WILL NOT GET SICK AGAIN. 69 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,796 I--NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM DOING YOUR SHOW. 70 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:08,927 I PROMISE. 71 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,234 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 72 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:15,064 I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 73 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,109 WOW, YOU ARE BURNING UP. 74 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,547 I HAVE TO SNEEZE. 75 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:25,292 DAVID! 76 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,476 IS THAT COMING FROM ME? 77 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:36,564 SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 78 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:39,480 GO! GO! GO! 79 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,459 EVERYBODY INSIDE THE HOUSE. 80 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,679 THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU'RE VERY CONTAGIOUS, 81 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,159 SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR GERMS 82 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,683 INSIDE YOUR BODIES AT ALL TIMES. 83 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,467 THANK YOU. 84 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:13,470 YOU NEED LOTS OF REST AND PLENTY OF FLUIDS. 85 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,516 I'M NOT THIRSTY, DAD. 86 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:17,779 YOU NEED TO KEEP HYDRATED BECAUSE-- 87 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:24,089 JOE, I AM YOUR FATHER. 88 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,875 DAD, PLEASE TELL ME I WAS HALLUCINATING 89 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,398 WHEN I HEARD YOU TELL EVERYBODY IN THE WAITING ROOM 90 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,270 THE STORY ABOUT MY MONSTER PIMPLE 91 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,401 MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL? 92 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,664 EMILY, THAT PUNCH LINE OF MINE KILLED. 93 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,623 "YOUR PIMPLE WAS SO BIG, IT HAD ITS OWN ZIT CODE." 94 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,236 MY EARS MUST BE CLOGGED, BECAUSE I COULD'VE SWORN 95 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,587 YOU JUST MADE A "ZIT CODE" JOKE. 96 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:47,896 MY EARS ARE CLOGGED TOO, AND MY HEAD HURTS. 97 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:51,334 ME TOO! 98 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:52,770 THOSE ARE SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS. 99 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,817 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE THE CANADIAN MOOSE FLU. 100 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,776 I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 101 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,174 HENCE THE NAME "MOOSE FLU." 102 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,785 ACTUALLY, IT IS KIND OF FUNNY. 103 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,352 LISTEN, THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU GUYS TO GO LIKE THIS 104 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,745 TO CLEAR YOUR EARS. LOOK AT ME. 105 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,402 IT'S WORKING. 106 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,578 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN-- 107 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,710 THERE WE GO. NICE. 108 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,625 EVERYBODY, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS 109 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,800 AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOM TO COME 110 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,324 SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER, 111 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,020 BECAUSE I CANNOT GET SICK FOR THE {\an8}WHITNEY SHOW. 112 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,500 COME ON. YEAH! COME ON! 113 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:27,849 MOVE ALONG NOW, DOGGIES! 114 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:28,937 COME ON! HEAD NORTH! 115 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,591 THERE YOU GO. HA! 116 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,374 LITTLE ONE, DON'T GET LOST FROM THE HERD. 117 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,897 THERE YOU GO. YAH! GET UP. 118 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:36,945 OH, HEY. KEVIN. 119 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,163 OH, HEY, DAVID. 120 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,600 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 121 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:40,992 - OH-- - GET AWAY FROM ME! 122 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,385 N-NO, DON'T-- DON'T WORRY. 123 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,256 I'M JUST FINISHING MAKING UP MY GRANDFATHER'S 124 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,997 HOLISTIC IMMUNITY BOOSTER. 125 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,086 ONE SWIG OF THIS AND THERE'S A CHANCE 126 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:49,523 THAT YOU AND I COULD LIVE FOREVER-- 127 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,089 OR DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS, 128 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:55,355 AND HONESTLY, I'M GOOD EITHER WAY. 129 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:59,271 HONEY, I'M HOME. 130 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:03,188 YOU'RE OFF DUTY. JUST--JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 131 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,974 - OH. OH, AMY. - WHAT? WHAT? 132 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,932 WHAT? WHAT? - AMY--OH--OH, GREAT. 133 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,412 OH, NO. 134 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:10,979 YOU'VE GOT THE MOOSE FLU. 135 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,067 OH, NO, NO. 136 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,547 THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE MOOSE FLU! 137 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:14,896 OKAY. 138 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,245 ALL RIGHTY, COME ON. YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME. 139 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,681 UPSTAIRS. - WHAT? 140 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,248 UPSTAIRS WITH YOU, BULLWINKLE. 141 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,206 WHAT? I CAN'T-- 142 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,167 AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, 143 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:27,648 DAVID HOBBS HAS PROMISED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW. 144 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:28,997 DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT, DONNIE? 145 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,041 - NOPE. - PIPE DOWN, DONNIE. 146 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,566 THIS IS MY SHOW. 147 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,220 BUT I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU. 148 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:38,354 SO UNTIL DAVID HOBBS SHOWS HIS PRETTY FACE 149 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,181 RIGHT HERE IN THIS STUDIO, 150 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:41,836 THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS. 151 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,055 WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING? 152 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:48,059 DAD, THAT'S US. 153 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,539 I KNOW THAT! 154 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:50,932 WHERE'S OUR ORANGE JUICE? 155 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,413 COMING RIGHT OUT. 156 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,284 TOO SLOW. HIT HIM AGAIN. 157 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,782 - HONEY, THAT'S ME. - I KNOW! 158 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,653 WHERE ARE MY FUZZY SOCKS? 159 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,960 IN THE WARMER. 160 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,529 COMING UP. 161 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,227 HEADS UP! 162 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,228 OH, GOOD. 163 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,359 FOOD. 164 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,492 AH, PAT! YES. NICE AND FAST. 165 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,276 ATTABOY. - YEAH, NO PROBLEM, MR. HOBBS. 166 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,453 FOUR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUPS. 167 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,586 AND SORRY, JOE. WE'RE OUT OF PEANUTS. 168 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,459 PAH! 169 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,373 DAD, DID YOU TELL HIM 170 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,419 THE "NUT STUCK UP MY NOSE" STORY? 171 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,681 JOE, I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING 172 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,815 I TOLD YOUR SISTER YES. 173 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,207 LAUGH IT UP, JANIE. 174 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,819 I AM SURE HE'S TELLING STORIES ABOUT YOU TOO. 175 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,474 ME? I'M SIX. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 176 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,955 OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE? 177 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,174 23 MEATBALLS? 178 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:02,090 YOUR LITTLE SIT-DOWN WITH THE DISPLAY TOILET? 179 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:07,835 WHO DID YOU TELL? 180 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:11,273 COME ON, GUYS. THESE ARE GREAT STORIES. 181 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:14,015 AND SINCE I'M HOME A LOT, YOU'RE MY NEW GO-TO. 182 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,408 AND WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT PAT AND A COUPLE OF MOMS 183 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:19,934 AND THOSE CLOWNS AT THE TRAMPOLINE PLACE THINK? 184 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,806 YOU TOLD BOUNCE-O AND FLIP FLOP? 185 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,853 THEY'RE CLOWNS! WHO ARE THEY GONNA TELL? 186 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:30,901 DAD, THEY CARPOOL WITH 18 OTHER GUYS. 187 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:34,078 YOU GUYS, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELVES. 188 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,340 OH. ALL RIGHT. 189 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,907 DAVID, I GOT THOSE JOKES 190 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,430 YOU WANTED FOR {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE. 191 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,475 ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? - YEAH. 192 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,346 AFTER YOU TELL EMILY'S ZIT STORY, 193 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,697 YOU CLOSE WITH, "YOU KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T 194 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,133 KEEP EMILY IN PRISON?" 195 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,656 - WHY? - SHE KEEPS BREAKING OUT. 196 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,918 - OH! - SEE? 197 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,354 GOOD ONE. 198 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:50,921 GUYS. 199 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,750 IF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HEARS THESE STORIES, WE'RE DONE. 200 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,709 SO AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO MEET WHITNEY, 201 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,972 WE HAVE TO STOP DAD FROM GOING ON HER SHOW. 202 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,495 HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? 203 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,411 WE GIVE HIM THE MOOSE. 204 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,804 "MY DAUGHTER JANIE TELLS ME 205 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,196 "MEATBALLS USED TO BE THE NUMBER ONE REASON 206 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,458 "TO GO TO OTEKA. 207 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,460 NOW IT'S NUMBER TWO." 208 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,289 THERE WE GO. 209 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:16,686 LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN. 210 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,606 OKAY, I GOT ONE. 211 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,220 BLESS YOU. 212 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:35,662 DAD! MY NECK HURTS. 213 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,142 WILL YOU COME FLUFF MY PILLOW? 214 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,275 OF COURSE. 215 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,302 DADDY, WILL YOU READ ME A STORY? 216 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,696 I WOULD LOVE TO. 217 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,915 "AND THE MOMMY SWAN 218 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:17,181 "WANTED TO TEACH THE BABY SWANS TO SWIM. 219 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:21,446 SO SHE SHOOK THEM OFF AND SWAM AWAY." 220 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,492 OVER. 221 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:28,018 I'M OVER THIS. OVER. 222 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,673 COPY THAT. 223 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,675 HEY, DAVID. 224 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,025 OH. KEVIN, YOU LOOK GREAT. 225 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,636 OH, YEAH. PAPA'S POTION. 226 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,159 I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 227 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:42,424 NO, I MEAN YOUR HAIR. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC. 228 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:45,775 OH, THIS? YEAH. 229 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:49,170 JUST A FORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT OF PAPA'S REMEDY. 230 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,434 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY SOME OF YOUR PAPA'S POTION. 231 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,392 OH, YEAH, YEAH. COMING--COMING RIGHT UP. 232 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,352 JUST GOTTA GET IT GOING. 233 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,354 YOU GOTTA GET WHAT GOING? 234 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,485 OH, MY ARMS DON'T MOVE. 235 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:04,664 JUST ANOTHER TINY SIDE EFFECT. 236 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:08,406 GRAB IT. 237 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:14,369 AND GRAB IT, GRAB IT, GRAB IT. 238 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,936 I CAN MAKE IT HESITATE AT THE TOP, OKAY? 239 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,329 AND GRAB IT. 240 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,114 OKAY. 241 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,463 THIS IS POINTLESS. 242 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,247 NOTHING IS GETTING DAD SICK. 243 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,947 I THINK I'M GETTING A ZIT JUST STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT. 244 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,427 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A POSITIVE 245 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:33,083 AND BECOME THE BEST NOSE-NUT-BLOWER IN THE WORLD. 246 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,086 I JUST HAD TO EAT THAT LAST MEATBALL. 247 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,920 HI. I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS. 248 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,879 I JUST STOPPED BY TO CHAT WITH YOUR DAD 249 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,576 ABOUT BEING ON THE SHOW. 250 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,882 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STANDING IN OUR DOOR. 251 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,753 OH, PLEASE, COME IN. PLEASE, COME IN. 252 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,668 I'M EMILY. 253 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,278 MY FRIENDS AND I WATCH YOUR SHOW. 254 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,063 WE ALL WEAR YOUR PERFUME-- FEISTY. 255 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,544 "SPRITZ ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. 256 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:03,984 SPRITZ ME TWICE, FEISTY." 257 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:04,985 MY FRIENDS AND I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, 258 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,464 BUT YOU DO IT SO MUCH BETTER. 259 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,814 I DO, DON'T I? 260 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,729 I DO. - YEAH. 261 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,773 I'M JOE. 262 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,993 I THINK YOUR DJ, DONNIE, IS WAY COOL. 263 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:17,214 I'M JANIE. I POOPED IN A FAKE TOILET. 264 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,042 JANIE! 265 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:23,307 SHE'S GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL OWN IT. 266 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,440 SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY SURE 267 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,702 OUR DAD'S GOING TO TELL EMBARRASSING STORIES 268 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,051 ABOUT US ON YOUR SHOW. 269 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,010 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 270 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,620 IF YOU MAKE SURE YOUR DAD SHOWS UP, 271 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,536 I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE BEHAVES HIMSELF. 272 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,668 TRUST ME, I'VE HANDLED PLENTY OF GUESTS 273 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,757 WITH EGOS BIGGER THAN YOUR FATHER. 274 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,369 I HAVE AN EGO BIGGER THAN YOUR FATHER. 275 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,154 I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS. 276 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,027 SHE {\an8}IS FEISTY. 277 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,422 BRING IT IN. 278 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,556 SO WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING INSIDE 279 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,907 ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 280 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:01,606 WE'RE ALL SICK. 281 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,827 LIKE YOU GOT A COLD? 282 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,961 LIKE YOU GOT THE SNIFFLES OR SOMETHING? 283 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:12,313 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU AIN'T HUGGING ME WITH THE MOOSE FLU. 284 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,967 TELL ME YOU WERE NOT HUGGING ME WITH THE MOOSE FLU! 285 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,796 YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MOOSE FLU! 286 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,062 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 287 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:27,067 IT'S {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE! 288 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,636 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. 289 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,769 OH! HEY. A PERFUME FOR YOU. 290 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,162 ALL RIGHT. 291 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,426 SOME SALTS FOR YOU. OKAY. 292 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,994 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER SINCE I TOOK KEVIN'S HOME REMEDY. 293 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,823 OH, YEAH. WHITNEY! 294 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,391 WELCOME, EVERYONE. 295 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,132 I HOPE YOU'RE ALL FEELING GREAT, 296 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,701 BECAUSE I'M FEELING... all: FEISTY! 297 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,357 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU. 298 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,489 WHAT BETTER WAY TO CAP OFF FAMILY WEEK 299 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,796 THAN WITH TODAY'S 300 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,538 AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD... 301 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,323 DAVID HOBBS. 302 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,414 HEY! STOP MANHANDLING DAVID. 303 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,287 HE REQUIRES A DELICATE TOUCH. GIVE ME THAT! 304 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,245 JUST PUT IT--PUT IT-- PUT IT THERE. 305 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,857 GO. 306 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,207 OKAY, OKAY. WAIT FOR IT. 307 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,382 OH, JUST GIVE ME THAT. 308 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,036 AH. 309 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,516 MAN, YOU'RE LIKE THE INCREDIBLE, INFLATABLE MAN 310 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,432 AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP. 311 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,870 ALSO WITH US TODAY, DR. TIMOTHY BARTON. 312 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,707 WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE MY STOMACH'S BEING A LITTLE FEISTY TOO. 313 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,539 SHE'S GOT THE MOOSE. 314 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,198 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EARS? 315 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,477 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 316 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,049 ARE YOU OKAY? 317 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,097 OH! 318 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,360 WELL, HEY, FOLKS. GOT, UH-- 319 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,972 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 320 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,843 THANK YOU. GOT A LITTLE BIT OF BAD NEWS. 321 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,412 WHITNEY IS UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW. 322 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:39,851 EITHER THAT OR SHE'S PLAYING 18 AT PEBBLE BEACH. 323 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,115 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE THING. 324 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,768 SHE WAS THERE FOR ME ON MY SHOW. 325 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,248 AND THE LEAST I CAN DO 326 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,990 IS BE HERE FOR HER ON HER SHOW, RIGHT? 327 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,949 SO GUESS WHAT, FOLKS? 328 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,472 I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT... 329 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,648 all: FEISTY! - OKAY. 330 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,217 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST, OKAY? 331 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,523 HE'S A FAMILY COUNSELOR WHO'S GOT A NEW-- 332 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,483 OH, MAN--BOOK. 333 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,747 SO LET'S WELCOME DR. TIMOTHY BARTON, EVERYBODY. 334 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,358 HEY. - HEY, DAVID, HOW ARE YOU? 335 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,881 DR. TIMOTHY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 336 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,580 SO WHAT--WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT YOUR BOOK IS ABOUT? 337 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930 {\an8}LET'S TALK FAMILY. 338 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,714 SURE. IT'S ABOUT TEACHING PARENTS 339 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,151 HOW TO BEST GUIDE THEIR CHILDREN 340 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,848 THROUGH THOSE DIFFICULT TEENAGE ISSUES, 341 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,589 LIKE BODY IMAGE OR ACNE. 342 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,939 A LOT OF US PARENTS TEND TO SEE THINGS 343 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,594 FROM OUR OWN PERSPECTIVE. 344 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,512 SPEAKING OF ACNE, TIM, MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER 345 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,993 ONCE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH A PIMPLE SO BIG, 346 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,169 IT COULD'VE HAD ITS OWN ZITCOM. 347 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,264 BUT WHAT PARENTS NEED TO REMEMBER 348 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,005 IS IT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT TO SEE THINGS 349 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,484 THROUGH THEIR CHILDREN'S EYES. 350 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,008 IT COULD'VE HAD ITS OWN ZITCOM! 351 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,749 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 352 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843 DAVID? 353 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,019 DAVID? 354 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,498 YEAH, WHAT? 355 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,892 UH, I WAS TOLD THAT YOU HAD A TEENAGE DAUGHTER. 356 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,589 I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE STORIES. 357 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:11,030 YOU WOULD THINK, BUT... 358 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,119 I DON'T. 359 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,383 MY DAUGHTER HAS A BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION, 360 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,646 JUST LIKE ME. 361 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,952 WELL, YOU HAVE A YOUNG SON. I KNOW MINE DRIVES ME NUTS. 362 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,303 "NUTS"? 363 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,827 WHAT'S WITH THE NUTS, TIM? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NUTS? 364 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,960 HAVING A 300-PAGE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES IN IT. 365 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,137 THAT'S WHAT'S NUTS. 366 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,443 AND WE ARE OUT OF TIME. - WHAT? 367 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,923 BUT WHITNEY PROMISED ME A FULL SEGMENT. 368 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,185 YEAH, I KNOW, I'M FEELING A LITTLE FEISTY TODAY, 369 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,665 DR. BARTON, SO LET'S PACK IT UP, OKAY? 370 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,970 COME ON, HERE WE GO. - OH. 371 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,886 AND AMERICA, YOU'RE WELCOME. 372 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,714 - WHOO! - OKAY. 373 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:49,024 SO, UH, OUR NEXT GUEST, UH, HAS SOME IDEAS 374 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,505 ABOUT HOW TO REFURNISH YOUR KID'S ROOM ON A BUDGET. 375 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,943 SO IF YOU'LL PLEASE WELCOME OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE REP-- 376 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,119 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, REALLY? 377 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,383 HOW ABOUT THIS, FOLKS? NO MORE GUESTS. 378 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:03,256 JUST ME FOR THE NEXT 40-SOMETHING MINUTES. 379 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,433 HOW'S THAT, OKAY? AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 380 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:10,524 OKAY, IT'S 381 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,831 FAMILY WEEK. 382 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,877 DONNIE, YOU GOT ANY FAMILY? 383 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,750 - NOPE. - OKAY, THANKS. 384 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,100 OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 385 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,885 YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR HAIR AGAINST THE COWLICK, 386 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,844 YOU WANT TO GO INTO IT. YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT. 387 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:30,370 AND THEN, ONCE IT'S SET, YOU SPRAY A FINE MIST 388 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,460 AND YOU JUST WALK INTO IT. 389 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,637 OKAY? 390 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,683 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR NAME IS ALSO DAVID. 391 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,816 SO DONNIE, HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? 392 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:45,689 DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. 393 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,344 25 SECONDS. 394 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,867 THAT'S MY PERSONAL BEST, EVERYBODY. 395 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,568 SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO HOLLYWOOD-- 396 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,569 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 397 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,267 DUDE! 398 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,401 NOW HERE'S THE DOUBLE TAKE. 399 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,275 NOW A LITTLE BIT OF ADVANCED ACTING. 400 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,539 DOUBLE TAKE WITH A "YOU GOT ME." 401 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,896 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 402 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,508 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 403 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,859 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 404 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,340 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 405 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,864 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 406 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,040 THANKS, DADDY. 407 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,520 AS PAINFUL AS THAT WAS TO WATCH, 408 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,651 I'M SURE IT WAS WORSE FOR YOU. 409 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,305 - OH. - HMM. 410 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,089 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, DAVID HOBBS. 411 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,092 A LOUSY SINGER, BUT A GOOD MAN. 412 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,224 HMM, COME HERE. 413 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,271 WE CAN HUG LATER. 414 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,098 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GLAD 415 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,665 I DIDN'T TELL THOSE STORIES, 416 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,667 BECAUSE THOSE ARE OUR STORIES. 417 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,103 MM-HMM. 418 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,235 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM SO SPECIAL. 419 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,195 I JUST HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU CAN TELL ME 420 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,935 EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS. 421 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,329 - WOW. - HEY. 422 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,638 THAT FIRST WAVE OF THE MOOSE IS BRUTAL. 423 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,293 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 424 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,338 DAVID, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FILLING IN. 425 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,166 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - OH, YEAH--NO, YEAH. 426 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,168 I JUST WISH I COULD'VE BEEN A BETTER HOST. 427 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,474 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 428 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,345 YEAH, WHEN I--WHEN I LEFT, WE WENT TO A REPEAT. 429 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,173 SO THANKS FOR THE FOOTAGE. 430 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,220 IT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT. 431 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,743 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT? 432 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,964 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 433 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,966 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 434 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,360 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 435 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,362 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK 436 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY ♪ 437 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,409 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 438 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,846 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 439 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,284 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 30452

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