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Oh! Ugh!
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Fire crews
are battling to contain
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several blazes
in the north of the state,
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while in the south-east,
communities are on high alert.
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Victoria's chief
fire commissioner
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said winds gusting upwards
of 65 kilometres per hour
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had contributed
to what he described as...
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Brian,
can you turn the telly off?
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They'll be here any second!
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heights of more
than 15 metres.
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And you better not
be eating my bloody allsorts!
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south of Omeo last night...
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Alex?
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Alex?!
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Alex!
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Oh...
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Alex!
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Alex, are you in there?
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Alex, I can see you.
The door is glass.
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Shit.
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Alex, will you please
come out of the toot?
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I will be out in a minute!
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Will you open this door, please?
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Thank you.
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What if I was doing a poo?
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Well, are you doing a poo?
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Obviously, I am not doing a poo.
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So unless you're shitting
through the eye of a needle,
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I would appreciate
if you would bloody well
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come out and pretend
to enjoy yourself.
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Oh, they're here!
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Brian, they're here! Oh-ho!
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Oh, listen, darling, uh...
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You might just want to try
and do something with your face.
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Oh, they're here!
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Brian, turn that
bloody telly off!
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- Home, sweet home, hey?
- Hmm.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, why is everything so dead?
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Mishan, it's not dead.
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It's dying.
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Oh!
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Oh, it's so good to see you!
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Oh, you look so...
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different.
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Well, so do you.
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You're practically skin
and bones. What's happened?
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Oh, just running around
like a headless chook.
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- Mother?
- How was the flight?
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Oh, terrible -
Mishan's back started spasming
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before we'd even taken off.
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I told them I needed
lumbar support.
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- God, it's hot.
- Oh, Mish!
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- Hello, Heather.
- Come here.
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Oh! Please, call me Mum.
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- All good, Reg?
- Oh, she'll be right-as, yeah.
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- Just needs to cool down a bit.
- Oh, don't we all, love? Huh!
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Hey, listen, I put Alex
in your old room
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and I thought you could kip down
in the spare room and, um...
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Mother?
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and I assume that
Danny's new girlfriend
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will want to bunk in with him.
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Wait. Danny's got a girlfriend?
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Mm-hm, but we're not
making a big deal of it
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because, um, Alex has just
broken up with her... person
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and she's got a face
like a slapped arse.
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Oh, fun.
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And Danny's fixing
a truck down at the station.
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- Mother!
- Where's my gorgeous grandson?!
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Look how big you are!
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- I want Mother.
- Mum's just a little bit busy.
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- Do you want to come inside?
- Something's wrong.
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- My skin is literally on fire.
- Don't be so ridiculous.
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It's the sun, Mishan.
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- That's clever.
- Then why does it hurt?
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It's because we're in Australia.
Everything here hurts.
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Are you OK?
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I feel like I'm burning.
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Christina, I think your son's
about to asphyxiate.
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What?! Oh, shit.
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- I guess I'll go pay the driver.
- No, William, darling.
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Please don't do that.
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Uh, how much do I owe you?
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Oh, 20 bucks,
we'll call it even, mate.
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Golly, that's cheap!
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Oh, mates rates. Any friend
of Heather's a friend of mine.
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Stop!
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Shh.
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Well, thanks. Thanks.
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- Cheers.
- Oh!
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- Some help with the bags?
- Yeah, of course. Come on.
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Here we go. Look.
It says "Welcome home".
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That's for you.
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- 'Bye, Reg!
- See youse!
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Oh, you might want to bring
those fancy bags in, love.
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We're having a bit
of trouble with the redbacks.
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- Redbacks?
- Oh, yeah, spiders.
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They get into, uh, bags
and shoes and toilet seats.
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Oh, yes, toilet seats!
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- But they are harmless, right?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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They're quite deadly.
Yeah, but don't worry.
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You just give them
a little whack.
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Tonight's the welcome feast
and then a game of trivia.
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I wrote
the questions myself.
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Nan, when are
we going to see kangaroos?
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Not right now, William.
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- But you promised.
- Let me show you your room.
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Uh, the toot's
over there, Mishan,
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and I've left some
special soaps for you.
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Lovely. That's perfect.
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- Mum, I said I would come out...
- It's me, Alex. It's Christina.
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Hello, Christina.
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Hello, Alex.
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Oh! You look old now.
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And you don't.
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What have you done to your face?
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- Nothing!
- Why are you speaking like that?
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- Speak normal.
- What? This is normal.
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Oh, yes, it's so fancy,
and look at your fancy clothes!
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Ow! Stop it, stop it.
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Ow!
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Ow! Ow! That was too hard!
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- Stop.
- OK, OK.
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- Well, it's good to see you.
- Hmph.
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How are things?
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Couldn't be better.
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Mm, are you still
enjoying London?
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Oh, of course. I love it.
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- The people, the culture.
- Mm.
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Oh, I heard
you got dumped again.
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Oh, well, that's nice.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, no, I'm fine.
I didn't really like her anyway.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Mother!
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Quick, quick, quick! Move. Shh!
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- Shh, shh, shh.
- Mother?
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So it couldn't be better, yeah?
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No, it's just this, um...
just this silly game we play.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait. Have you seen Dad yet?
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- No. Why?
- He is just acting weird.
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Oh, God, don't tell me
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he's still getting into fights
with his phone.
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No, it's not that.
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He's just, like,
out of it or something.
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Mother!
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Alex, he's an Australian male
at Christmas time.
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- He's probably just drunk.
- No, it's Mum too!
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Like, I get that she's happy to
have us all home for Christmas,
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but she made
Christmas toilet paper,
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which I just don't feel
comfortable using.
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Why not?
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Oh!
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What?! Why would she have
his mouth open like that?
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- I know!
- It's like he's...
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And you should see the kitchen.
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She saw this woman on telly
dyeing cocktail onions.
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Now everything in the pantry
has to be bright red.
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- Mother?
- So? What's wrong with that?
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Mother!
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Hello, darling.
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Oh, no! For the love of God...
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Christina,
this is your responsibility!
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I just got off the bloody plane.
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Ugh!
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Listen, no-one wants
to be here, least of all me.
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That's the spirit.
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But it's for a few nights, tops,
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and then we can all go back
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to our normal, happy lives, OK?
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I mean, really, what's
the worst that could happen?
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We can now confirm
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that a state of emergency
has been declared
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as temperatures are predicted
to soar on Christmas Eve.
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The Premier of Victoria
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addressed the media
earlier today.
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Now, listen, we understand
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that Christmas
is a time for family,
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but we urge all Victorians
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to place the utmost
importance on safety...
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Here you are!
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G'day, love.
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What was that about the fires?
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Nothing.
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Mum will kill you
if she sees you eating those.
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- Yeah, I'm down to me last box.
- Yeah?
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But she'll have some more
stashed away somewhere.
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Mm, cupboard above the fridge?
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- Already checked.
- Interesting.
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Mm.
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- You know Christina's here?
- Oh, is she?
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Well, I should probably...
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head in and say
g'day to everybody.
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Wait. I haven't seen
that mailbox in years!
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I was gonna give it a fresh lick
of paint before Billy arrived.
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I just never got around to it.
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Nah, it still looks
pretty good to me.
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- You reckon?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe I should pop it out.
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Alex! Brian!
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Danny's nearly here!
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Come on! And look happy!
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Go on.
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I'm right behind you.
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- Hey, Dad?
- Mm?
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Uh, well, actually,
it... it's nothing.
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while residents in Buchan
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have already been
advised to evacuate...
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Now, do you need
any help setting the table?
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No, no, no, no.
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I'll get Danny
and Alex to do that.
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- You've got a little bit...
- Oh.
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- Wish I'd worn my fancy shirt.
- Oh, no, you look great.
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- That breeze is nice.
- Mmm.
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Though not great for bushfires.
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Any minute now.
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So what do you make
of this new girlfriend of his?
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Between you and me?
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I think she might be the one.
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- The one what?
- What? Oh, nothing.
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Hello. What do you... Huh?
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- It's fine, Mum.
- Oh.
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Well, if you must know...
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I think that your brother
and this new girl
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might get hitched.
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You've never even met her.
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Well, that doesn't matter.
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I've got an instinct
for these things.
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- My little girl.
- Oh!
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Hello, Daddy.
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You look wonderful!
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Mishan tells me that things
are going well in London.
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Oh, what have I missed?
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Oh, it's just that
it's looking likely
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I'll be making partner
in the next quarter.
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Oh, well, that makes me
happier than a pig in shit.
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Sorry?
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It's him. They're here,
they're here!
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Wait. What's his
girlfriend's name again?
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Oh, bugger. Oh, I've forgotten.
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It's... Oh!
It starts with an 'F'.
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- Oh, Freya! Freya!
- You don't even know her name.
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Well, that doesn't matter.
You mark my words, Alex.
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She'll be part
of the family in no time.
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I can feel it in my waters!
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It's Fiona. Fiona.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Welcome! Welcome!
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Well, it's all happening now.
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Yay!
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- Oh, welcome.
- Hi.
254
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Come on. Come say
hello. Come on, come on.
255
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,260
Hey, sis!
256
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,696
Oh, my God!
What happened?!
257
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,900
Oh, go on.
258
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,180
- Oh, my God.
- You're an adult man!
259
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,301
Hey, Mish. Good to see you.
260
00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:16,781
Likewise.
Merry Christmas.
261
00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:18,621
Yeah, yeah, Merry Christmas.
262
00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:20,001
Give your brother a hug.
263
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,581
Oh, and I am
so happy to see you!
264
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:25,002
You're disgusting!
265
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,182
Ohh! This must be Fiona.
266
00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:30,582
Uh, Fiona? Who's Fiona?
267
00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:33,443
Mum, everyone, this is Felicity.
268
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,483
- Flick?
- Alex?
269
00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:40,824
Oh, fuck!
270
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:42,984
Don't you dare
mention this to Danny!
271
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,944
He's going
to figure it out, Mum.
272
00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,624
Not necessarily.
After all, Danny's not very...
273
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:49,385
Smart?
274
00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:51,465
I was going to say intuitive.
275
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,101
Now, listen,
everything's going to be fine
276
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,945
as long as this nice Felicity
girl keeps her mouth shut.
277
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,305
She prefers Flick.
278
00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:58,786
Well, her preferences
are a little
279
00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:00,666
all over the place,
if you ask me.
280
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,666
How long were you two
seeing each other for?
281
00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:05,906
I don't know. A little while.
282
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,667
What's that? A week? A month?
283
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:11,387
Oh-ho! Alex in a relationship
for a month?
284
00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:14,187
Oh, I'm sorry, but you do churn
through them rather quickly.
285
00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:15,868
OK, rude!
286
00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:17,984
We were together for eight
months, thank you very much.
287
00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:19,268
Eight months and you didn't
288
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,788
bring her home
to meet your parents?
289
00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,668
Oh, gee, I wonder why.
290
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,669
So what happened?
291
00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:26,389
Well...
292
00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:28,489
Honestly, I don't know.
293
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,650
We had this meeting thing
we had... planned.
294
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,350
Well, it doesn't matter.
She didn't show up.
295
00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:43,151
- Yes?
- Oh, Heather!
296
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,751
I am so terribly sorry.
297
00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,831
And Alex.
You're both in the bathroom.
298
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,472
Um, Christina wouldn't happen
to be in there too, would she?
299
00:15:50,572 --> 00:15:52,592
- What is it, Mishan?
- It's William.
300
00:15:52,692 --> 00:15:55,352
He's holding his breath again
and he's up to 76 seconds.
301
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:57,912
- Oh.
- That's actually quite good.
302
00:15:58,012 --> 00:16:01,593
I really have
no idea why he's doing this.
303
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,673
What do you mean?
He's been doing it for months.
304
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:05,773
- Mishan!
- What?
305
00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:08,634
- What?
- Not in front of everyone!
306
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,294
Oh, sorry, darling.
307
00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:14,034
That seems healthy.
308
00:16:14,134 --> 00:16:16,435
Oh, Alex, stop it.
They're jet-lagged.
309
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,315
Why don't you go and get
some fresh air?
310
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:19,795
Yeah, gladly.
311
00:16:47,218 --> 00:16:49,999
Oh, my God!
Is that you?
312
00:16:50,099 --> 00:16:51,959
And this is where
the magic happens.
313
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,059
You're a dag.
314
00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:56,959
Oh, it's nice.
315
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,040
It's, um... it's very blue.
316
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,220
Yeah, I've been told
it's my favourite colour.
317
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,120
Ahh. Do you surf?
318
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,520
That's a poster my mum put up
319
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,361
and I felt too bad
to take it down.
320
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,961
But that one...
321
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,721
that one, that's a relic from
a 'Cliffhanger' fanboy phase.
322
00:17:16,062 --> 00:17:17,522
You going somewhere?
323
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,122
So you know my sister?
324
00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:21,882
Oh, not really.
325
00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:23,122
How'd you meet?
326
00:17:23,222 --> 00:17:25,003
I don't know.
Maybe football.
327
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:26,883
Really?
I didn't know you played.
328
00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:28,363
Oh, I don't,
but I did.
329
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,463
Oh!
330
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,443
So this is where
I'll be sleeping?
331
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:35,004
Yeah, well, if... if you want.
332
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:37,304
I can always sleep on the couch.
333
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,750
You and me both, buddy.
334
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,256
- Are you decent?
- Mum!
335
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:22,016
Oh! Nothing I haven't
already seen before.
336
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:25,417
Oh, I'm surprised you're still
waxing at your age.
337
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:26,697
Mum!
338
00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:29,497
Oh, don't mind me, love.
339
00:19:29,597 --> 00:19:31,497
I just thought
we might have a bit of a...
340
00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,777
you know, a bit
of a chat before dinner.
341
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:35,578
Well, what do you
want to chat about?
342
00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:37,778
I don't know.
Nothing in particular.
343
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:39,818
Ooh, what's this?
344
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:41,338
Fancy creams.
345
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:43,379
- Ooh, can I have some?
- Mm-hm.
346
00:19:43,479 --> 00:19:45,339
Oh, it's beautiful.
347
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,419
Oh, so silky.
348
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,259
Oh, look, you're missing
a nail sticker.
349
00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:53,460
Oh, bugger,
you're right.
350
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,540
So... how's Billy?
351
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,320
- He's fine.
- Oh, that's good.
352
00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:03,001
And you? How are you?
353
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,161
I'm brilliant.
354
00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:09,742
You know, I've been
finding it pretty hard
355
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,942
to get you on the Zoom lately,
356
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:14,782
and, you know, when I do, I...
357
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,022
I don't know.
You just seem a little bit...
358
00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:19,023
I don't know. Distant.
359
00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:21,183
I don't think you appreciate
360
00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:23,263
how full-on
my life is in London.
361
00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:24,503
Oh.
362
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,264
I'm an active member of the PTA.
363
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:28,984
I oversee all of William's
extracurricular activities,
364
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:30,744
of which there are many.
365
00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:32,064
Oh, and did I tell you,
366
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,904
we just had the downstairs
bathroom redone.
367
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,505
I supervised the whole thing.
368
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:39,865
Oh! Your life
sounds so cosmopolitan.
369
00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:43,846
Gosh,
I just can't picture it.
370
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:47,006
It would help
if you ever visited.
371
00:20:52,927 --> 00:20:54,927
You know I can't fly.
372
00:20:59,487 --> 00:21:01,428
But you're enjoying yourself?
373
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,528
You're happy?
374
00:21:04,048 --> 00:21:06,928
Mum, you don't
have to worry about me.
375
00:21:09,329 --> 00:21:11,329
Well, that's good.
376
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,009
Well, I'll leave you to it.
377
00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:17,890
It's great that you're here.
378
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:23,790
And I'd get that mole
checked if I were you.
379
00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,890
Mum!
380
00:22:10,856 --> 00:22:12,996
Sorry.
381
00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:15,096
Sorry. Knife, please.
382
00:22:16,416 --> 00:22:19,257
- Lex?
- Sorry.
383
00:22:22,057 --> 00:22:24,157
Wait.
Which way is it again?
384
00:22:24,257 --> 00:22:27,398
- Knives on the right.
- Really? You sure?
385
00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:30,638
Yeah, 'cause you're left-handed,
which is strange and wrong.
386
00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:32,358
Oh, my God.
387
00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,998
You are such a bigot.
388
00:22:34,098 --> 00:22:36,159
- Hateful, hateful, hateful.
- I'm a hateful bigot?
389
00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:37,955
- Well, shut your face, leftie!
- You bigot!
390
00:22:37,979 --> 00:22:40,159
Alex!
391
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,999
What... It was Danny!
392
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,579
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
393
00:22:43,619 --> 00:22:45,620
Why is it always my fault?
394
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:50,080
So you think Mishan's
having a good time?
395
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:52,000
Oh... no.
396
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,081
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
397
00:22:55,821 --> 00:22:57,981
And what do you think
of Felicity?
398
00:22:58,981 --> 00:23:01,282
Well, she's... she's nice.
399
00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:02,522
- Yeah.
- Mm.
400
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,322
I don't know. She's not my type.
401
00:23:04,422 --> 00:23:06,902
- Luckily!
- Yeah, right?
402
00:23:14,183 --> 00:23:16,183
So...
403
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:20,104
have you told Dad you want
to take over the farm yet?
404
00:23:21,304 --> 00:23:23,304
Well, have you
told him you don't?
405
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,085
You alright?
406
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:32,285
I've been here all of
two seconds, and already...
407
00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:33,825
- Shh!
- I'm under the microscope.
408
00:23:33,905 --> 00:23:36,446
- I am the bad mum.
- Did she actually say that?
409
00:23:36,546 --> 00:23:38,646
No, but it's what they're
all thinking. I can tell.
410
00:23:38,746 --> 00:23:40,786
- You seen my exfoliant?
- What?!
411
00:23:40,866 --> 00:23:42,206
It should
be in the toiletry bag.
412
00:23:42,306 --> 00:23:45,087
- I am dying for a shower.
- No, after dinner.
413
00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:47,847
Christina, you cannot
expect me to dine like this!
414
00:23:47,947 --> 00:23:50,607
And what's all this
nonsense about my face?
415
00:23:50,707 --> 00:23:53,108
I don't know. Maybe you went
a bit far this time.
416
00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:57,048
What? I just think you look
beautiful without all the stuff.
417
00:23:57,148 --> 00:23:59,568
Oh, so you're saying
I don't look beautiful now?
418
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,209
Did I say that? I didn't
say that. Did I say that?
419
00:24:04,469 --> 00:24:06,409
It's not here.
420
00:24:06,509 --> 00:24:08,669
Oh, give it to me.
421
00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,850
My eyes are clearly fatigued.
422
00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,950
Oh, clearly!
423
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,451
- Whoa!
- Oh!
424
00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:23,051
Scusi, Felicity.
425
00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:26,011
I just need to put another
layer of jelly on the trifle
426
00:24:26,111 --> 00:24:27,532
or it won't set in time.
427
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,692
- How many layers have you done?
- 14!
428
00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:32,152
- Wow.
- A record.
429
00:24:35,752 --> 00:24:39,313
Which do you prefer?
Raspberry or lime?
430
00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:41,893
I kind of like both.
431
00:24:41,993 --> 00:24:43,993
Oh!
432
00:24:44,673 --> 00:24:47,554
Well... I think
I'll just do strawberries.
433
00:24:50,194 --> 00:24:53,014
What's she got in here?
434
00:24:53,114 --> 00:24:54,535
And all this bloody
435
00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:56,035
breath-holding thing
with William...
436
00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:57,935
I mean, I know
it's a cry for attention,
437
00:24:58,035 --> 00:25:00,255
but how much more attention
can he possibly need?
438
00:25:00,355 --> 00:25:02,532
- Just give him time, darling.
- That's easy for you to say.
439
00:25:02,556 --> 00:25:03,836
You're not the one being judged.
440
00:25:03,876 --> 00:25:05,656
Well, there's not much
I can do about that.
441
00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:07,496
I'm not asking you
to do anything about it.
442
00:25:07,596 --> 00:25:09,016
Well, then what, Christina?
443
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,257
What do you want?
Do you want us to leave?
444
00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:13,257
Would you like me
to get us out of here?
445
00:25:13,357 --> 00:25:14,813
Don't be ridiculous.
We just got here!
446
00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:16,857
Well, I don't know, then!
447
00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,697
I have absolutely no idea
448
00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:20,578
what it's going
to take to make you...
449
00:25:20,678 --> 00:25:22,678
happy.
450
00:25:24,598 --> 00:25:26,058
You know what?
451
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,059
This is dumb.
This is a dumb conversation.
452
00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:32,019
- Everything's fine. I'm fine.
- No...
453
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,419
- Just... It's all so bloody...
- Let me...
454
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,200
Oh, God!
455
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,160
- Oh!
- What? It's allsorts?
456
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,700
Mum.
457
00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:52,701
Wow, London.
That's cool.
458
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,662
There's the art scene
over there, the fashion...
459
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,462
How do you
keep the bushfires...
460
00:25:58,562 --> 00:26:00,262
And, I mean,
I can't imagine
461
00:26:00,362 --> 00:26:03,063
they're expecting centuries,
but this is the Ashes.
462
00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:05,123
You have
a fire safety box ready to go...
463
00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:07,443
This must be, what,
his 15th test? Maybe more?
464
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,183
Dad?
465
00:26:10,283 --> 00:26:12,984
- Dad?
- Sorry. 15 what?
466
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:16,504
How do you protect
a property from a fire?
467
00:26:16,604 --> 00:26:18,624
Well, so long as you've
prepared the property,
468
00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:20,265
there's really
nothing to worry about.
469
00:26:20,365 --> 00:26:22,745
You just don't plant
eucalyptus trees
470
00:26:22,845 --> 00:26:24,705
too close to the house.
471
00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:27,185
Forgive me, what's wrong
with eucalyptus trees?
472
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,786
It's the oils. Mm.
473
00:26:28,886 --> 00:26:31,026
If the fire gets too close,
they literally explode.
474
00:26:31,126 --> 00:26:33,126
- Mm.
- Goodness.
475
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,567
It's red potato. Festive.
476
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,067
Hey.
477
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:43,107
Have you written
your letter to Santa yet?
478
00:26:43,207 --> 00:26:45,107
I emailed him.
479
00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,548
OK, well, that's new.
480
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:51,028
Well, I never get
what I want anyway.
481
00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,068
All the more reason
to go old-school.
482
00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:56,089
You should try out
some snail mail.
483
00:26:58,329 --> 00:27:01,989
Billy, would you like
some roo poo?
484
00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:03,590
She means peas.
485
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,070
It's fine, it's fine.
486
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:09,030
Um, he's just not that used
to such colourful food.
487
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,710
What about you, love?
488
00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,811
You've hardly touched your food.
489
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:18,391
You know what? I still have
an egg sandwich from the plane.
490
00:27:18,491 --> 00:27:21,032
It would be a shame
to put it to waste.
491
00:27:22,652 --> 00:27:24,032
- I wouldn't.
- Salmonella...
492
00:27:24,132 --> 00:27:26,132
Suit yourself.
493
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,352
- So, Felicity?
- Yes.
494
00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:29,873
Danny tells me
that you're thinking
495
00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:31,553
of buying property
up in Thorpdale.
496
00:27:31,653 --> 00:27:34,633
- Really?
- Oh, um, it's nothing.
497
00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:37,233
Are you kidding me?
It's a beautiful plot of land.
498
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:40,394
Flick's thinking of starting
her own egg business.
499
00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:42,034
It's free-range, organic.
500
00:27:42,134 --> 00:27:44,134
Alex, you were gonna do that.
What happened?
501
00:27:45,614 --> 00:27:47,515
Dodgy business partner.
502
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,675
So, Dad, how are
things at the bowls club?
503
00:27:52,775 --> 00:27:54,475
You teaming up with Gary again?
504
00:27:54,575 --> 00:27:57,636
No, um...
Well, Gary's moved on.
505
00:27:57,736 --> 00:27:59,876
At least someone around here's
got the right idea.
506
00:27:59,976 --> 00:28:01,956
Where's he gone? Bayside?
507
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:05,397
So, Flick, what do you
like to do in your spare time,
508
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:07,357
apart from chasing chicks?
509
00:28:07,457 --> 00:28:11,437
Um, uh, what type of law
do you practise, Mishan?
510
00:28:11,537 --> 00:28:13,038
- Immigration law.
- Oh.
511
00:28:13,138 --> 00:28:16,758
My parents started the firm
and I'm continuing their legacy.
512
00:28:16,858 --> 00:28:18,438
Just like our Danny.
513
00:28:18,538 --> 00:28:19,918
Yes, he's gonna
take over the farm
514
00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:23,099
when we retire,
any minute now.
515
00:28:25,659 --> 00:28:27,559
- Hey, Flick?
- Yes?
516
00:28:27,659 --> 00:28:29,800
How long have you been
seeing my brother?
517
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,800
- Ow!
- Alex, that's personal.
518
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,920
No, it's not.
We're all family here.
519
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,800
It's only been
a couple of weeks, right?
520
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:40,241
And you're already
meeting the parents?
521
00:28:40,341 --> 00:28:41,961
Wow. That's big.
522
00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:44,441
Oh, well, Danny thought
it would be a good idea
523
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,121
given that everyone
would be together.
524
00:28:46,221 --> 00:28:48,082
Yeah, and I already met her lot.
525
00:28:48,182 --> 00:28:50,182
What?
526
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,322
Oh, we had a barbecue.
527
00:28:52,422 --> 00:28:55,483
Um, speaking of, we gotta
sort the barbecue for...
528
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,003
Wait. So you've been
to Flick's place?
529
00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,803
To... to your parents' house?
530
00:29:00,903 --> 00:29:03,443
Yeah, last week.
Met 'em all.
531
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,544
- They were great.
- Hm.
532
00:29:06,504 --> 00:29:08,504
Um...
533
00:29:08,944 --> 00:29:10,944
Excuse me.
534
00:29:13,865 --> 00:29:16,085
Well, I might just
clear the table.
535
00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:18,245
- Oh, I can help.
- Oh, no, no, no! No.
536
00:29:18,345 --> 00:29:20,785
You sit. You're the guest.
537
00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,526
Right, anyone
like some more wine?
538
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:27,526
Oh, yes, please.
539
00:29:27,626 --> 00:29:29,627
- Yeah.
- Yes.
540
00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:42,048
Oh, sweetheart.
541
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,228
Ohh!
542
00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:46,929
Oh, darling.
543
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:48,609
I am stuffed!
544
00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:50,929
And these really are
the most delightful crackers.
545
00:29:51,029 --> 00:29:53,929
Mum does them herself
to make a bigger bang.
546
00:29:54,029 --> 00:29:55,410
We used to love them as kids.
547
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:57,650
Oh, how does she
make the bang bigger?
548
00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,610
Mum just adds more strips
into that little thingamajiggy.
549
00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,450
Yeah, I think she put
about 10 in those.
550
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,251
She did what? Mishan, no!
551
00:30:06,951 --> 00:30:08,487
Oh, darling,
are you alright?
552
00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:12,151
Um, Christina...
to the room, please.
553
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:16,312
Christina, to the room.
554
00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:18,812
Hm, back in a tick.
555
00:30:18,912 --> 00:30:20,452
That was you!
556
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,992
You killed him!
557
00:30:22,073 --> 00:30:23,493
I didn't kill him!
558
00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:26,733
70, 71, 72,
559
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,573
73, 74...
560
00:30:29,673 --> 00:30:32,854
- Keep going. 75...
- Alex, really?
561
00:30:32,954 --> 00:30:36,294
What? 78, 79...
562
00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:38,615
- That's enough.
- Alright.
563
00:30:38,715 --> 00:30:40,571
- Champagne?
- I'm good, honestly.
564
00:30:40,595 --> 00:30:42,051
Sure I can't
get you anything else?
565
00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:43,211
Stop!
566
00:30:43,235 --> 00:30:44,975
Ta-da!
567
00:30:45,075 --> 00:30:46,935
Oh-ho-ho!
568
00:30:47,035 --> 00:30:49,096
14 layers!
569
00:30:49,196 --> 00:30:50,856
- Mum, say a few words.
- Yeah, Mum.
570
00:30:50,956 --> 00:30:52,452
- Oh, no.
- Speech, speech, speech!
571
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,816
- Speech, speech!
- OK, OK!
572
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:57,537
Oh, well, I haven't
prepared anything...
573
00:30:57,637 --> 00:31:00,537
but I do have
some notes.
574
00:31:00,637 --> 00:31:03,777
I mean, it's not professional,
although I did get it laminated.
575
00:31:03,877 --> 00:31:06,058
One of those
fangle-dangle new machines.
576
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:08,638
- Ooh!
- So, um...
577
00:31:11,518 --> 00:31:12,938
Ding, ding, ding!
578
00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:18,339
I've been looking forward
to having you all home here
579
00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:21,299
under the same roof
for quite some time.
580
00:31:21,399 --> 00:31:23,140
After all, it's...
581
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,840
It hasn't been the easiest year,
has it, darling?
582
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,961
Anyway, enough of that.
583
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:34,421
Christina and Mishan,
584
00:31:34,521 --> 00:31:36,301
oh, I can't even
begin to tell you
585
00:31:36,401 --> 00:31:38,221
how happy I am to have you home.
586
00:31:38,321 --> 00:31:39,902
Oh, it took a lot of phone calls
587
00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:42,982
and a lot of getting
on the Zoom at all hours.
588
00:31:43,082 --> 00:31:44,902
I never really got my head
around the, uh...
589
00:31:45,002 --> 00:31:46,342
the time difference, did I?
590
00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:48,663
No, you did not.
591
00:31:48,763 --> 00:31:50,863
No, I didn't.
592
00:31:50,963 --> 00:31:52,963
And my little Billy.
593
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,823
Oh, my goodness,
I've waited a long time
594
00:31:55,923 --> 00:31:57,504
to celebrate Christmas with you.
595
00:31:57,604 --> 00:32:00,624
We've got a lot of
catching up to do, young man.
596
00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:02,704
And, Danny...
597
00:32:02,804 --> 00:32:06,625
your father and I are so proud
598
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,665
of the young man
that you've grown up to be
599
00:32:08,765 --> 00:32:10,105
and we can't wait to see
600
00:32:10,205 --> 00:32:11,985
what you're gonna do
with this old place.
601
00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:13,465
And, Felicity.
602
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,006
You are very, very welcome.
603
00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:19,046
And Alex...
604
00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:22,467
Oh, you've got
food on your shirt.
605
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,467
Oh, Mum!
606
00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,587
Mum, that's mean!
607
00:32:26,687 --> 00:32:28,747
No. No.
608
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,307
I wrote down,
609
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,548
"You never fail to surprise us
610
00:32:32,648 --> 00:32:35,128
"and you have the hugest heart."
611
00:32:36,448 --> 00:32:39,629
But for now, we're all here
612
00:32:39,729 --> 00:32:41,669
and we're all home
613
00:32:41,769 --> 00:32:44,909
and home is where the heart is.
614
00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:46,709
Isn't that what
I always say, Brian?
615
00:32:46,809 --> 00:32:50,430
Hm? Indeed it is, love.
Yes. Sorry.
616
00:32:50,530 --> 00:32:54,990
So I invite you all
to raise your glasses
617
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:58,711
and make a toast
to the Jones family Christmas.
618
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,711
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
619
00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:02,631
Oh, sh...
620
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,731
Sorry, Mum.
621
00:33:07,132 --> 00:33:09,712
Oh, Alex, phones on silent!
622
00:33:11,412 --> 00:33:13,412
Oh, for goodness sake!
623
00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:16,553
- Shit, Mum, I gotta go.
- Well, don't be silly!
624
00:33:16,653 --> 00:33:18,149
Wait. Another fire's
started near Dargo.
625
00:33:18,173 --> 00:33:19,313
Hello?
626
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:20,829
But that's
just down the road.
627
00:33:20,853 --> 00:33:22,670
Tell them you're busy.
They can call someone else.
628
00:33:22,694 --> 00:33:25,394
- Not tonight, they can't.
- Danny, you're a volunteer.
629
00:33:25,494 --> 00:33:27,074
They... they can't
make you go in.
630
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:29,394
Brian, Brian, tell him that
they can't make him go in.
631
00:33:29,494 --> 00:33:30,914
- Brian!
- Yep, I understand.
632
00:33:31,014 --> 00:33:32,115
Thanks for the call.
633
00:33:32,215 --> 00:33:34,155
Heather, sweetheart,
we have to go.
634
00:33:34,255 --> 00:33:35,875
They're evacuating
the whole area.
635
00:33:35,975 --> 00:33:36,975
Oh, Brian, no!
636
00:33:37,055 --> 00:33:38,875
Mum, I really think
we should go.
637
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,415
Alex, no! Just sit.
638
00:33:40,456 --> 00:33:43,676
Everyone, just sit. Sit! Sit!
639
00:33:43,776 --> 00:33:45,776
Just sit!
640
00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:52,917
Oh!
641
00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:54,957
This is the first time
I've had the whole family
642
00:33:55,057 --> 00:33:56,677
together in donkey's years.
643
00:33:56,777 --> 00:33:58,798
I have waited too long for this.
644
00:33:58,898 --> 00:34:01,278
No-one is going anywhere!
645
00:34:28,581 --> 00:34:30,581
Mum?
646
00:34:32,382 --> 00:34:34,382
Sorry.
647
00:34:41,543 --> 00:34:43,443
Right. Everyone,
get your stuff now.
648
00:34:43,543 --> 00:34:45,683
- Come on.
- Danny...
649
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:47,119
- Oh, I'm sorry...
- Danny?
650
00:34:47,143 --> 00:34:48,960
- Just grab your bag.
- I'll open the gates.
651
00:34:48,984 --> 00:34:51,160
- Make sure the cows can move.
- Change my shirt...
652
00:34:51,184 --> 00:34:53,240
- Quick thinking.
- Dad, is this really happening?
653
00:34:53,264 --> 00:34:54,644
It's happening. Get your bags.
654
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,324
I don't feel so good.
655
00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:57,744
Passports, Mishan,
where are they?
656
00:34:57,825 --> 00:34:59,441
- What's going on?
- I thought you had them.
657
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:00,965
- Do I have time for a shower?
- No!
658
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,605
I need you out
in 10 minutes!
659
00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:04,785
- I was just asking.
- Shit, Mishan! You had one job!
660
00:35:04,825 --> 00:35:06,966
I didn't pack
the bags. You did!
661
00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:08,433
Billy?
662
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:15,233
Hey, darling,
what are you doing in here?
663
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:17,894
You all packed and ready to go?
664
00:36:17,994 --> 00:36:19,994
I'm not coming.
665
00:36:20,794 --> 00:36:22,374
Oh, dear.
666
00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:25,575
Well, we can't go on
an adventure without you.
667
00:36:25,675 --> 00:36:27,295
Nobody wants me.
668
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:29,295
Oh, now, that's not true.
669
00:36:31,435 --> 00:36:33,476
Everybody wants you.
670
00:36:34,756 --> 00:36:37,876
- Your mum and dad want...
- They're always fighting.
671
00:36:38,876 --> 00:36:40,336
Right.
672
00:36:40,436 --> 00:36:41,817
Well, your Aunty Alex, she's...
673
00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:44,177
Mum says Aunty Alex
doesn't like boys.
674
00:36:44,277 --> 00:36:46,277
Not really.
675
00:36:47,437 --> 00:36:49,998
Well, it means a lot to me
that you're here.
676
00:36:51,118 --> 00:36:53,538
But why didn't you
ever come visit?
677
00:36:53,638 --> 00:36:55,138
I only ever see other nanny
678
00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:57,858
and... and she says
I'm maladjusted.
679
00:36:57,958 --> 00:37:03,039
Well, we're all
a bit maladjusted. Hmph!
680
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,720
I'm sorry.
681
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,240
I'm really sorry
I haven't been over to see you.
682
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,281
It's just the idea
of getting on a plane kind of...
683
00:37:17,481 --> 00:37:19,561
Well, it's kind of scary for me.
684
00:37:20,721 --> 00:37:22,721
Tell you what.
685
00:37:23,681 --> 00:37:26,702
If you come with me tonight,
686
00:37:26,802 --> 00:37:29,342
then I promise...
687
00:37:29,442 --> 00:37:31,902
that I will come
and visit you in London.
688
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,683
Pinky promise.
689
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,543
Yeah?
690
00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:39,863
And will you help me
write a letter to Santa?
691
00:37:39,963 --> 00:37:41,904
Oh, you bet!
692
00:37:42,004 --> 00:37:44,304
- Danny? Danny?
- Come on.
693
00:37:44,404 --> 00:37:45,624
- Danny!
- Oh, shh, shh, shh.
694
00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,340
Can't you drop me off
along the way
695
00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:48,524
before you go to the station?
696
00:37:48,604 --> 00:37:49,664
There's no time.
697
00:37:49,764 --> 00:37:51,505
Besides, there's
nowhere safe to leave you.
698
00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:52,885
I don't really feel comfortable.
699
00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:55,025
OK, listen.
I'm really sorry about it.
700
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:58,265
Maybe when I come back tonight
we can... have a bit of a chat.
701
00:37:58,365 --> 00:38:00,262
There's something I really
need to talk to you about.
702
00:38:00,286 --> 00:38:02,286
Oh, OK.
703
00:38:03,126 --> 00:38:05,146
'Bye, Mum! I'm off!
704
00:38:05,246 --> 00:38:07,306
- 'Bye!
- Huh?
705
00:38:07,406 --> 00:38:09,627
Um, see you soon and, um,
706
00:38:09,727 --> 00:38:11,627
text your dad every half-hour.
707
00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:14,447
OK. See you later, little buddy.
708
00:38:15,887 --> 00:38:17,508
Excuse me, Heather?
709
00:38:17,608 --> 00:38:20,388
Yes, Mishan... Oh, my goodness.
You're all very sweaty.
710
00:38:20,488 --> 00:38:21,868
Oh, probably just the heat.
711
00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:24,428
I was wondering
what the hotel situation
712
00:38:24,528 --> 00:38:25,909
is like where we're going.
713
00:38:26,009 --> 00:38:28,109
Oh, no.
We won't be staying.
714
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:30,789
- This is just a precaution!
- You're quite sure?
715
00:38:30,889 --> 00:38:32,309
Because I was just
reading the news
716
00:38:32,409 --> 00:38:33,786
and the authorities
seemed to think...
717
00:38:33,810 --> 00:38:35,810
Mum!
718
00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,430
I need a word with you.
719
00:38:38,530 --> 00:38:40,670
- Well, not now, Alex.
- Yes, now!
720
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:44,071
At the meeting spot. Please?
721
00:38:44,171 --> 00:38:45,991
If we must.
722
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:48,071
Oh, Heather, please...
723
00:38:48,171 --> 00:38:50,171
Heather?
724
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,192
Oh...
725
00:39:00,933 --> 00:39:02,273
She can't come with us.
726
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,153
Oh, well, that's not
very Christmassy.
727
00:39:05,253 --> 00:39:07,673
I mean, what would Santa do?
728
00:39:07,773 --> 00:39:10,314
If his ex-girlfriend was
sleeping with his brother?
729
00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,034
Oh, Alex! Listen.
730
00:39:12,134 --> 00:39:14,754
I know this situation
is far from ideal,
731
00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:16,635
but your brother is very happy.
732
00:39:16,735 --> 00:39:17,955
I mean, I heard him say
733
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,935
they're gonna have the 'talk'
when he gets back.
734
00:39:19,975 --> 00:39:21,475
The talk? What talk?
735
00:39:21,575 --> 00:39:23,195
What other talk is there?
The talk.
736
00:39:23,295 --> 00:39:24,995
Oh, listen, darling.
737
00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:27,156
Felicity's a grown woman.
738
00:39:27,256 --> 00:39:28,756
She's clearly made her choice
739
00:39:28,856 --> 00:39:32,276
and as painful as that is,
740
00:39:32,376 --> 00:39:33,877
her choice is Danny.
741
00:39:33,977 --> 00:39:35,717
Mum, why do you always
take Danny's side?
742
00:39:35,817 --> 00:39:38,157
Alexandra Jane, listen to me!
Listen, listen.
743
00:39:38,257 --> 00:39:40,637
Just promise me
you won't cause any trouble.
744
00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:43,838
Is anyone in there?
745
00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:45,838
Uh, yeah, I am.
746
00:39:45,938 --> 00:39:49,118
Well, and Mum... and Billy.
747
00:39:49,218 --> 00:39:50,758
What is it with you lot?
748
00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,319
It's the only room that locks.
749
00:39:52,419 --> 00:39:54,199
I, um, need to use the bathroom.
750
00:39:54,299 --> 00:39:56,059
Well, can you give us
a second, please?
751
00:39:56,139 --> 00:39:58,079
No, I really can't.
752
00:39:58,179 --> 00:40:00,160
Um, can you let me in, please?
753
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,040
Hm.
754
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,740
I knew that sandwich was dodgy.
755
00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:14,121
OK, everybody, the cars
are loaded. We're ready to go.
756
00:40:14,221 --> 00:40:15,761
- Heather.
- Hmm?
757
00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:17,282
- What is that?
- Oh!
758
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,842
I just thought it'd add a bit
of twinkle to the trailer.
759
00:40:19,942 --> 00:40:21,962
Essentials only.
760
00:40:22,062 --> 00:40:23,762
Oh, alright, Mr Grumpy Bum.
761
00:40:23,862 --> 00:40:25,803
There's room enough
for five in my car,
762
00:40:25,903 --> 00:40:28,403
so, Christina, Heather,
Felicity, you're with me.
763
00:40:28,503 --> 00:40:30,983
- I want to go with Nan.
- Great. Billy you get the fifth spot.
764
00:40:31,023 --> 00:40:33,603
Mishan, you're in
the ute with Alex.
765
00:40:33,703 --> 00:40:35,663
Now, I've been on the phone
to Col from Traralgon.
766
00:40:35,704 --> 00:40:36,984
Apparently,
the roads are closed,
767
00:40:37,024 --> 00:40:39,404
so we're gonna
head north to Timbala.
768
00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:43,885
Sorry, just out of curiosity,
is Timbala a big town?
769
00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:46,125
No.
770
00:40:46,225 --> 00:40:47,565
So why are we going?
771
00:40:47,665 --> 00:40:50,565
Because Timbala has
a dam in the middle of it.
772
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:51,726
And?
773
00:40:51,826 --> 00:40:54,046
And if we need to,
we can get in.
774
00:40:54,146 --> 00:40:56,146
Oh.
775
00:40:56,706 --> 00:40:58,526
God, I hate this country.
776
00:40:58,626 --> 00:41:03,447
So let's stick together
and we go slow, alright?
777
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,527
- And, Heather?
- Yes, dear.
778
00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:06,847
Put it down.
779
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,287
Oh, boo!
780
00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:10,888
OK, let's move. Come on.
781
00:41:10,988 --> 00:41:12,988
Alright, up you get.
782
00:41:13,988 --> 00:41:16,968
I need to find a quick route.
783
00:41:17,068 --> 00:41:19,268
You want me
to find you a "quick root"?
784
00:41:20,309 --> 00:41:21,965
I found these results
for a "quick root"...
785
00:41:21,989 --> 00:41:23,169
What's going on?
786
00:41:23,269 --> 00:41:24,685
- Just hop in.
- Healing Touch Timbala.
787
00:41:24,709 --> 00:41:26,086
- Heather?
- Dargo Divinity Massage.
788
00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:27,766
- You got the keys?
- I've got the keys.
789
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,086
Mummy,
where are we going?
790
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:30,566
- What?
- My bags. You got them?
791
00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:32,350
I don't know!
Just get in the car!
792
00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:33,966
- Leave the lights on!
- Crystal Palace...
793
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:35,131
We'll be back in a minute!
794
00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:38,611
No! I said I need a quick route!
795
00:41:38,711 --> 00:41:41,171
R-O-U-T-E!
796
00:41:41,271 --> 00:41:42,771
Not...
797
00:41:42,871 --> 00:41:44,332
- Oh, shit!
- Dad!
798
00:41:44,432 --> 00:41:45,972
- What was that?
- Santa's mailbox.
799
00:41:46,072 --> 00:41:47,772
- Never mind.
- No, stop!
800
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,652
- Put it in!
- Heather?
801
00:41:49,752 --> 00:41:52,693
Brian, put Santa's shittin'
mailbox in the bloody car.
802
00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:55,473
We haven't got time for... Ugh!
803
00:41:58,673 --> 00:42:00,674
Thank you.
804
00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:26,957
Sami, Rahmi.
805
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:30,377
- Have you heard the update?
- Yeah, we have to get out.
806
00:42:30,477 --> 00:42:32,417
Yes, but all the roads
to Melbourne are closed,
807
00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:34,737
so we're heading for the old
community hall in Timbala.
808
00:42:34,837 --> 00:42:36,738
Just for a short while,
not for long.
809
00:42:36,838 --> 00:42:38,538
Is there going to be
many people there?
810
00:42:38,638 --> 00:42:39,818
Couldn't say.
811
00:42:39,918 --> 00:42:41,758
Is this compulsory,
as in, we have to go?
812
00:42:41,798 --> 00:42:44,099
- No, it's not compulsory.
- Who is that?
813
00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:46,339
Oh, I think
that's the neighbours.
814
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,779
How are you, poppet?
815
00:42:47,879 --> 00:42:49,819
You and Mr Bunny alright?
816
00:42:49,919 --> 00:42:52,340
Dad, I don't want to go!
817
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,700
You stick with us,
you'll be alright, OK?
818
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,140
- I need to go to the toilet.
- OK, OK. He's going back.
819
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,240
Oh, God.
820
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,763
More residents
have been asked to evacuate
821
00:43:24,843 --> 00:43:26,663
as bushfires continue to worsen.
822
00:43:26,763 --> 00:43:28,424
Extreme winds are causing fires
823
00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:29,904
to spread further than expected,
824
00:43:30,004 --> 00:43:32,184
contributing to what
some experts are calling
825
00:43:32,284 --> 00:43:34,384
a catastrophic weather scenario.
826
00:43:34,484 --> 00:43:35,865
Joining me on the line
827
00:43:35,965 --> 00:43:37,745
is Dee Flanagan
from Turners Creek.
828
00:43:37,845 --> 00:43:39,665
Dee, you've been asked
to evacuate your home.
829
00:43:39,765 --> 00:43:42,805
Is that correct?
830
00:43:43,805 --> 00:43:45,706
Why do you
need two torches?
831
00:43:45,806 --> 00:43:47,866
I'm not getting 'Wolf Creek'd.
832
00:43:47,966 --> 00:43:49,906
Seriously!
833
00:43:50,006 --> 00:43:52,546
We're nearly there.
They'll have a toilet.
834
00:43:52,646 --> 00:43:54,587
Oh, this can't wait,
I'm afraid.
835
00:43:54,687 --> 00:43:57,147
Well, be careful in the grass!
836
00:43:57,247 --> 00:43:59,627
Why? What's in the grass?
837
00:43:59,727 --> 00:44:02,428
Alex, what's in the grass?
838
00:44:02,528 --> 00:44:04,728
This is brown snake territory.
839
00:44:05,928 --> 00:44:07,908
- Are they bad?
- They're not great.
840
00:44:09,328 --> 00:44:12,149
Oh, God! Ugh!
841
00:44:14,209 --> 00:44:16,209
Oh!
842
00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:19,230
Looks like everyone's
settling in for the night.
843
00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:21,790
I guess
one night won't hurt.
844
00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,890
But we'll be back on the road
first thing tomorrow.
845
00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,350
- Heather!
- Oh! Hey!
846
00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:26,670
I brought the good shit!
847
00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:28,191
The other book club girls here?
848
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:30,551
Girls are inside.
Shall we crack in?
849
00:44:30,651 --> 00:44:32,391
Trivia in 15 minutes.
850
00:44:32,491 --> 00:44:34,511
Hey, trivia, 15 minutes.
851
00:44:34,611 --> 00:44:36,192
Oh, can I read the questions?
852
00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:38,772
Of course you can, love.
853
00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:41,832
- Oh, is that Pam?
- Who?
854
00:44:41,932 --> 00:44:43,992
Pam Clarke, Gary's wife.
855
00:44:44,092 --> 00:44:46,133
Haven't seen her in years. Pam!
856
00:44:48,613 --> 00:44:50,393
Oh, that was weird.
857
00:44:50,493 --> 00:44:52,233
Maybe she didn't
see you, darling.
858
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:55,034
- Hm.
- Oh, good evening, officers.
859
00:44:55,134 --> 00:44:56,994
Evening, Mrs Jones.
860
00:44:57,094 --> 00:45:00,154
Oh, you remember
my eldest, Christina?
861
00:45:00,254 --> 00:45:02,555
You were in the same year
as my sister.
862
00:45:02,655 --> 00:45:04,655
Oh, you look...
863
00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:06,595
fresh.
864
00:45:06,695 --> 00:45:08,595
Oh, fuck's sake!
865
00:45:08,695 --> 00:45:10,075
So how are things going? OK?
866
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,596
Not too bad
given the circumstances.
867
00:45:12,696 --> 00:45:14,596
We've just got to check on
a few more properties
868
00:45:14,696 --> 00:45:16,196
and make sure everybody got out.
869
00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:17,876
Where on earth
are Alex and Sami?
870
00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,597
I mean, they were
right behind us.
871
00:45:19,697 --> 00:45:21,017
- I don't know.
- Sami?
872
00:45:21,097 --> 00:45:23,597
Sami Kashmiri.
He's our neighbour.
873
00:45:23,697 --> 00:45:25,797
- An Indian bloke?
- Yeah.
874
00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,038
- And he's coming here?
- Yeah.
875
00:45:28,138 --> 00:45:29,958
Yeah, good.
876
00:45:30,058 --> 00:45:31,638
- No, it's not good.
- It's great.
877
00:45:31,738 --> 00:45:33,518
- Mrs Jones.
- Night!
878
00:45:33,618 --> 00:45:35,878
Goodnight. Don't point at me.
879
00:45:35,978 --> 00:45:37,759
I have to get William to bed.
880
00:45:37,859 --> 00:45:40,019
Yeah. Listen. I've just
got to get something.
881
00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:00,961
Hey, mate,
you should keep going.
882
00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:02,522
It's fine. We are fine here.
883
00:46:02,622 --> 00:46:05,002
Dad, I'm hungry!
884
00:46:05,102 --> 00:46:06,758
Mate, seriously, there's
heaps more room over there.
885
00:46:06,782 --> 00:46:08,782
No, I... No!
886
00:46:15,263 --> 00:46:18,163
Sami? What?
887
00:46:18,263 --> 00:46:20,764
- We can't be seen.
- What's going on?
888
00:46:20,864 --> 00:46:23,764
There was an issue
with my visa application.
889
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:26,644
Literally, a single
document was rejected.
890
00:46:26,744 --> 00:46:29,325
So I found a lawyer.
He was a con man.
891
00:46:31,105 --> 00:46:32,365
No appeal was filed.
892
00:46:32,465 --> 00:46:34,885
The immigration department
wasn't even contacted.
893
00:46:34,985 --> 00:46:36,405
And now it's...
894
00:46:36,505 --> 00:46:37,886
it's too late.
895
00:46:37,986 --> 00:46:40,766
No, but you... you have
a house, you have a job.
896
00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,966
Rahmi goes to school. It...
897
00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,066
Wait. Mishan can help you.
898
00:46:46,067 --> 00:46:47,527
Uh, I don't know about that.
899
00:46:47,627 --> 00:46:49,847
This is what you do, isn't it?
900
00:46:49,947 --> 00:46:52,607
But I'm not registered
to practise here, so...
901
00:46:52,707 --> 00:46:55,168
OK, sure,
but you must know people.
902
00:46:55,268 --> 00:46:57,948
Maybe, but it's complicated.
903
00:46:58,988 --> 00:47:02,008
Thanks. We'll figure
it out ourselves.
904
00:47:02,108 --> 00:47:04,249
Yeah. Sorry.
905
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:06,009
Rahmi, come on.
Let's get you some dinner.
906
00:47:06,109 --> 00:47:08,109
'Bye.
907
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,650
Huh, seriously?
908
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,750
What?
909
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:19,870
What?!
910
00:47:21,151 --> 00:47:23,151
It is complicated.
911
00:47:54,314 --> 00:47:56,375
I don't understand
why you won't help him.
912
00:47:56,475 --> 00:47:58,575
Those are not the sorts
of people we help.
913
00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:02,215
I secure visas very quickly
for people with lots of money.
914
00:48:02,315 --> 00:48:04,496
So what? We just leave them
to the authorities?
915
00:48:04,596 --> 00:48:06,216
Laws are laws, Alex.
916
00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:08,016
There's not much
I can do about that.
917
00:48:08,116 --> 00:48:11,676
Oh, great.
Yeah, well, there's your loo.
918
00:48:15,557 --> 00:48:17,677
Oh, thank God!
919
00:48:19,837 --> 00:48:21,838
Eugh.
920
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:26,378
Whoa!
921
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,459
OK.
922
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:38,180
No spiders.
923
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,880
Arggh!
924
00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:51,461
"In 'Lady... Cat-ter-ley...'"
925
00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:52,561
Chatterley's.
926
00:48:52,641 --> 00:48:53,641
Chatterley.
927
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,702
"In 'Lady Chatterley's Lover',
928
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:57,662
"where was Connie the first time
929
00:48:57,762 --> 00:48:59,522
"she saw Oliver Mellors
completely in the..."
930
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:02,662
Bzzz! In the hut in the forest.
931
00:49:02,762 --> 00:49:04,663
Oh, correct.
932
00:49:04,763 --> 00:49:06,543
Another point
for the Scarlet Wenches.
933
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:08,123
- What?
- OK, extra points...
934
00:49:08,203 --> 00:49:11,583
if you can accurately guess
the length.
935
00:49:11,683 --> 00:49:12,824
The length of what?
936
00:49:12,924 --> 00:49:14,864
Sausage roll.
937
00:49:14,964 --> 00:49:17,944
You dirty birds!
938
00:49:18,044 --> 00:49:20,705
Sorry, darlin'. Keep going.
939
00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:23,465
"In 'Fifty Shades of Grey',
what special gift
940
00:49:23,565 --> 00:49:24,941
"does Christian give Ana
on her birthday?"
941
00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:25,985
William!
942
00:49:30,286 --> 00:49:32,226
- Oh.
- Butt plug?
943
00:49:32,326 --> 00:49:34,506
Butt plug?
944
00:49:34,606 --> 00:49:35,606
Bzzz!
945
00:49:35,646 --> 00:49:39,287
A butt plug.
946
00:49:47,048 --> 00:49:48,708
Hey, have you seen Dad?
947
00:49:48,808 --> 00:49:50,508
I think he's off
with Gary somewhere.
948
00:49:50,608 --> 00:49:52,668
- Gary's here?
- Must be.
949
00:49:52,768 --> 00:49:54,868
I saw Pam before.
950
00:49:54,968 --> 00:49:56,969
Hm.
951
00:49:58,649 --> 00:50:00,029
Where are we all
sleeping tonight?
952
00:50:00,129 --> 00:50:03,149
Ah. Uh, Mum and Dad
are kipping in the 4x4.
953
00:50:03,249 --> 00:50:04,150
Uh-huh.
954
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,250
Mish and William
955
00:50:05,330 --> 00:50:07,550
are on
the blow-up mattress inside.
956
00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:10,950
And I'm sorry, but it looks like
Flick's in the ute with you.
957
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,351
- Chris, seriously?
- Oh, come on, Alex.
958
00:50:13,451 --> 00:50:15,391
She doesn't know
anyone else here.
959
00:50:18,371 --> 00:50:20,111
Fine. Fine! Fine.
960
00:50:20,211 --> 00:50:22,992
Oh, there's my girls.
961
00:50:23,092 --> 00:50:26,112
Oh, you're having a cuppa.
Hey, shuffle up.
962
00:50:26,212 --> 00:50:28,272
Oh, goodie.
963
00:50:28,372 --> 00:50:30,373
Oh, thanks, love.
964
00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:36,393
- So, how's Mishan?
- Awful.
965
00:50:36,493 --> 00:50:37,993
Oo-ah.
966
00:50:38,093 --> 00:50:39,634
I forgot the toilet paper.
967
00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:40,634
- Oh!
- Mum!
968
00:50:40,734 --> 00:50:42,114
Oh, I did. Oh, no.
969
00:50:42,214 --> 00:50:43,394
Oh!
970
00:50:43,494 --> 00:50:44,514
Oh!
971
00:50:44,614 --> 00:50:46,434
- Oh.
- Where's William?
972
00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:48,475
He's still entertaining
all the ladies.
973
00:50:48,575 --> 00:50:50,755
- Oh, they love him.
- I should go check on him.
974
00:50:50,855 --> 00:50:52,115
No, don't you dare. No.
975
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,215
You leave him.
He's having a ball.
976
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:58,156
Mm, here. He asked me
to give you this.
977
00:50:58,256 --> 00:51:00,556
Oh, he took my advice. Cute.
978
00:51:00,656 --> 00:51:02,236
OK, what does he want?
979
00:51:02,336 --> 00:51:04,717
Knowing my son,
it's probably something modest,
980
00:51:04,817 --> 00:51:06,717
down to earth, simple.
981
00:51:06,817 --> 00:51:07,997
Like a yacht.
982
00:51:11,817 --> 00:51:13,818
So what is it?
983
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,658
Chris!
984
00:51:22,659 --> 00:51:25,379
You know what? I'm exhausted. Goodnight.
985
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:33,460
Well.
986
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,880
Maybe I could whip something up.
987
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:37,600
Where?
988
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,881
I don't know.
989
00:51:38,981 --> 00:51:40,641
Get some bark off a tree.
990
00:51:40,741 --> 00:51:43,281
- Paint it.
- Oh, yeah, kids love bark.
991
00:51:43,381 --> 00:51:45,381
Mm.
992
00:51:55,982 --> 00:51:57,923
Thanks for letting me
crash here.
993
00:51:58,023 --> 00:51:59,883
It's fine.
994
00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:02,443
But I'd appreciate it
if we could get some sleep.
995
00:52:02,543 --> 00:52:03,683
I'm pretty tired.
996
00:52:03,783 --> 00:52:06,044
OK, sure.
997
00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:08,144
No problems.
998
00:52:14,745 --> 00:52:16,005
I didn't know, Alex.
999
00:52:16,105 --> 00:52:17,485
I guess we're not sleeping.
1000
00:52:17,585 --> 00:52:18,585
No, really, I didn't.
1001
00:52:18,665 --> 00:52:20,405
And you expect me
to believe that?
1002
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:21,725
What, I'm supposed to assume
1003
00:52:21,825 --> 00:52:24,086
that everyone with the last name
Jones is related?
1004
00:52:24,186 --> 00:52:26,826
It's like Smith or White.
You guys are everywhere.
1005
00:52:28,026 --> 00:52:30,126
Besides, you told me
your family lived in Sale.
1006
00:52:30,226 --> 00:52:32,127
No, I said they lived near Sale.
1007
00:52:32,227 --> 00:52:34,447
And you never told me
your brother was a firefighter.
1008
00:52:34,547 --> 00:52:36,287
He's a volunteer!
Why would I bring that up?
1009
00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:37,287
And...
1010
00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:38,647
And not that it matters,
1011
00:52:38,747 --> 00:52:41,088
but you would have known
exactly who my family were
1012
00:52:41,188 --> 00:52:42,768
if you'd accepted
any invitations
1013
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,048
to come and meet them.
1014
00:52:44,148 --> 00:52:46,248
But I guess I wasn't worth
the effort.
1015
00:52:46,348 --> 00:52:48,589
- I'm sorry you think that.
- Well, I do.
1016
00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:54,749
So, have you guys...
1017
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:58,410
You know.
1018
00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:00,510
What?
1019
00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,530
You know.
1020
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:07,051
- Have we slept together?
- Ew, yuck!
1021
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:09,611
I don't want to think about
you two...
1022
00:53:09,711 --> 00:53:11,011
doing it.
1023
00:53:11,111 --> 00:53:12,651
- You asked!
- No, I didn't.
1024
00:53:12,751 --> 00:53:13,852
Yes, you did!
1025
00:53:13,952 --> 00:53:15,492
And not that it's any
of your business,
1026
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:18,212
but we haven't, OK?
1027
00:53:18,312 --> 00:53:20,972
Well, not that it matters,
but all you had to do was call.
1028
00:53:21,072 --> 00:53:22,893
"Oh, hey, Alex, so sorry,
1029
00:53:22,993 --> 00:53:24,793
"but I've been leading you on
for eight months
1030
00:53:24,873 --> 00:53:26,373
"and I don't love you at all,
1031
00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:29,053
"but here I am being a grown-up
and telling you the truth.
1032
00:53:29,153 --> 00:53:31,154
"OK, uh-bye-bye."
1033
00:53:31,514 --> 00:53:33,294
Yeah, it's so easy for you,
isn't it?
1034
00:53:33,394 --> 00:53:35,614
With your perfect life
and your perfect little family.
1035
00:53:35,714 --> 00:53:36,934
Are you blind?
1036
00:53:37,034 --> 00:53:39,054
They're about as far
from perfect as you can get.
1037
00:53:39,154 --> 00:53:42,055
Are you serious?
Your family clearly adore you.
1038
00:53:42,155 --> 00:53:44,135
Christina's really interesting,
William's cute
1039
00:53:44,235 --> 00:53:45,615
and I even like Mishan.
1040
00:53:45,715 --> 00:53:46,935
Oh, yeah, sure.
1041
00:53:47,035 --> 00:53:49,136
No, really.
He's smart, he's funny...
1042
00:53:49,236 --> 00:53:51,256
Oh, it's happening again!
1043
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,196
- Egg sandwich.
- Oh.
1044
00:54:00,357 --> 00:54:02,677
The money I'm using
to buy the property...
1045
00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,878
it's my parents'.
1046
00:54:07,158 --> 00:54:08,298
And?
1047
00:54:08,398 --> 00:54:11,118
They just wouldn't be alright with...
1048
00:54:12,838 --> 00:54:14,839
With me.
1049
00:54:18,479 --> 00:54:20,979
So all those times I asked
if I could come and meet them
1050
00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:23,080
and you said they were busy...
1051
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,540
I'm sorry.
1052
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,700
You don't get it.
They cut people out.
1053
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,260
I've seen them do it.
1054
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,861
My uncle, one day
when I was about 11,
1055
00:54:34,961 --> 00:54:37,641
he sat the whole family down
to tell us he was in love.
1056
00:54:38,881 --> 00:54:40,862
With Trent.
1057
00:54:40,962 --> 00:54:44,222
And that was it. There was
no yelling or anything.
1058
00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:45,702
We just never saw him again.
1059
00:54:45,802 --> 00:54:47,862
Except for this one time
at the supermarket,
1060
00:54:47,962 --> 00:54:50,663
and my mum just walked past him
like he was invisible.
1061
00:54:50,763 --> 00:54:53,563
I don't know if I can
deal with that, Alex.
1062
00:54:55,003 --> 00:54:58,404
And I do like men too,
it's not a lie.
1063
00:54:59,884 --> 00:55:01,704
So...
1064
00:55:01,804 --> 00:55:05,224
I just thought
why not be with someone
1065
00:55:05,324 --> 00:55:07,325
my parents actually approve of?
1066
00:55:08,845 --> 00:55:10,845
Someone like...
1067
00:55:12,365 --> 00:55:14,365
Like Danny.
1068
00:55:26,647 --> 00:55:29,847
We should stop talking
about this.
1069
00:55:33,848 --> 00:55:36,108
Actually,
we should stop talking.
1070
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,468
Like, altogether.
1071
00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:38,788
- Alex.
- For good.
1072
00:55:38,888 --> 00:55:40,068
No, it's OK, really.
1073
00:55:40,168 --> 00:55:42,169
It's OK.
1074
00:55:42,929 --> 00:55:46,209
Let's just... get some sleep.
1075
00:56:58,618 --> 00:57:00,558
..holds concerns
for those trapped,
1076
00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:03,478
with supplies and fuel
and food running low.
1077
00:57:03,578 --> 00:57:06,158
Meanwhile, authorities are
still searching for a tanker
1078
00:57:06,258 --> 00:57:07,959
that went missing near Dargo,
1079
00:57:08,059 --> 00:57:10,399
350km east of Melbourne,
1080
00:57:10,499 --> 00:57:13,399
with fire service volunteers
believed to be onboard
1081
00:57:13,499 --> 00:57:15,079
and still unaccounted for.
1082
00:57:15,179 --> 00:57:17,520
Local authorities continue
canvassing the area...
1083
00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:20,080
♪ Son of God... ♪
1084
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:28,441
♪ Love's pure light
1085
00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:32,962
♪ Glories stream
1086
00:57:33,062 --> 00:57:38,662
♪ From heaven afar
1087
00:57:39,782 --> 00:57:43,763
♪ Heavenly hosts
1088
00:57:43,863 --> 00:57:48,743
♪ Sing alleluia
1089
00:57:50,064 --> 00:57:55,044
♪ Christ the saviour
is born... ♪
1090
00:58:00,785 --> 00:58:06,165
♪ Christ the saviour is born. ♪
1091
00:58:49,510 --> 00:58:51,571
Hey, what are you doing?
1092
00:58:51,671 --> 00:58:55,091
- What is it?
- It's a beetle.
1093
00:58:55,191 --> 00:58:56,851
Shouldn't we kill it?
1094
00:58:56,951 --> 00:58:58,531
Why? It won't hurt you.
1095
00:58:58,631 --> 00:59:01,012
My dad says everything here
can hurt you.
1096
00:59:02,312 --> 00:59:03,612
What's your name?
1097
00:59:03,712 --> 00:59:05,892
William, but people here
call me Billy.
1098
00:59:05,992 --> 00:59:07,973
Which one do you like?
1099
00:59:08,073 --> 00:59:09,413
Billy.
1100
00:59:09,513 --> 00:59:11,513
I'm Rahmi.
1101
00:59:12,593 --> 00:59:14,333
Want to see something?
1102
00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:16,774
You have to promise
you won't hurt it.
1103
00:59:16,874 --> 00:59:18,874
OK.
1104
00:59:24,234 --> 00:59:26,355
- It's a kangaroo!
- It's a joey.
1105
00:59:27,635 --> 00:59:29,875
I think it's amazing!
1106
00:59:31,635 --> 00:59:33,936
They usually
sleep in a pouch.
1107
00:59:34,036 --> 00:59:36,196
I think it lost its mum.
1108
00:59:37,676 --> 00:59:39,896
Well, we can't leave it alone.
1109
00:59:39,996 --> 00:59:42,016
It's not right.
1110
00:59:51,438 --> 00:59:53,438
Hey, you.
1111
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,758
You're lovely.
1112
00:59:58,758 --> 01:00:00,759
Let's get you some food.
1113
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,900
- Hello, my darling.
- Good morning, Nan.
1114
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,340
May we have some fruit, please?
1115
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,020
Of course you can.
1116
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,220
Oh, you're not like
your poppy, are you?
1117
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,180
He's always
reaching for the sweets.
1118
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,861
Go and see the ladies
in the canteen.
1119
01:00:17,961 --> 01:00:19,961
OK, let's go.
1120
01:00:22,441 --> 01:00:24,061
Everything alright there, Sami?
1121
01:00:24,161 --> 01:00:27,782
It's just the smoke.
It's getting to a few people.
1122
01:00:27,882 --> 01:00:30,022
Do you know if the fires
are under control?
1123
01:00:30,122 --> 01:00:32,342
Oh, not yet, but you know
what they say.
1124
01:00:32,442 --> 01:00:33,942
No news is good news.
1125
01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:35,842
Yeah, I'm guessing
we'll be home by lunchtime.
1126
01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:37,923
Good.
1127
01:00:39,043 --> 01:00:40,943
- Heard from Danny?
- Not yet.
1128
01:00:41,043 --> 01:00:43,464
That naughty boy.
He promised he'd text.
1129
01:00:43,564 --> 01:00:45,704
Can you tell him that we won't
be home till lunchtime?
1130
01:00:45,804 --> 01:00:48,164
I don't want him getting in
and then wondering where we are.
1131
01:00:48,204 --> 01:00:50,544
No service, but I'll keep at it.
1132
01:00:50,644 --> 01:00:52,305
Oh, and, Sami,
1133
01:00:52,405 --> 01:00:53,861
Gregs and Mckenzie
are looking for you.
1134
01:00:53,885 --> 01:00:55,345
Gregs and Mckenzie?
1135
01:00:55,445 --> 01:00:57,445
Coppers.
1136
01:01:04,966 --> 01:01:06,866
Good morning, sunshines!
1137
01:01:06,966 --> 01:01:09,747
- Tell me there's coffee.
- I haven't seen any.
1138
01:01:09,847 --> 01:01:11,067
How'd you both sleep?
1139
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,167
I didn't.
1140
01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:13,867
And Mishan kindly decided
1141
01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:15,927
that if he couldn't sleep,
then none of us should.
1142
01:01:16,007 --> 01:01:17,988
Sorry that I'm dying, Christina.
1143
01:01:18,088 --> 01:01:20,788
It would help
if I could change my clothes,
1144
01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:22,108
but somebody forgot my bags.
1145
01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:24,348
'Somebody' is not your mother.
1146
01:01:26,529 --> 01:01:28,529
Oh!
1147
01:01:29,009 --> 01:01:31,009
Excuse me.
1148
01:01:32,329 --> 01:01:35,650
It can't be easy
having the squirts in this heat.
1149
01:01:36,690 --> 01:01:38,610
Does anybody know
what the weather's doing today?
1150
01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:41,750
- Hot and hotter, I'd guess.
- Yeah, and don't forget windy.
1151
01:01:41,850 --> 01:01:44,151
It would really help if someone
had a radio on in here.
1152
01:01:44,251 --> 01:01:45,871
Wait, isn't yours
in the car, Dad?
1153
01:01:45,971 --> 01:01:47,271
Uh, batteries are dead.
1154
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,951
Well, might as well check.
1155
01:01:49,051 --> 01:01:51,151
Yeah.
1156
01:01:51,251 --> 01:01:53,152
Uh, wait, girls!
1157
01:01:53,252 --> 01:01:54,508
- Oh, hey, Flick.
- Hi.
1158
01:01:54,532 --> 01:01:56,352
Hey, girls, wait.
1159
01:01:56,452 --> 01:01:58,452
- Felicity.
- Hey.
1160
01:02:01,373 --> 01:02:02,993
Ah, got it.
1161
01:02:03,093 --> 01:02:04,793
- Hey, don't snatch!
- Alex, please, wait.
1162
01:02:04,893 --> 01:02:06,273
Fires have ripped through
1163
01:02:06,373 --> 01:02:07,953
much of Central Gippsland overnight
1164
01:02:08,053 --> 01:02:09,874
as conditions continue
to worsen.
1165
01:02:09,974 --> 01:02:12,194
Meanwhile, the Premier made
a special announcement
1166
01:02:12,294 --> 01:02:14,234
regarding the missing tanker.
1167
01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:16,714
Emergency services
are making every effort
1168
01:02:16,814 --> 01:02:19,675
to re-establish contact
with the missing tanker.
1169
01:02:19,775 --> 01:02:22,515
Its last-known position
is just north of Dargo...
1170
01:02:22,615 --> 01:02:24,751
- What are they talking about?
- Shh! Danny's in Dargo.
1171
01:02:24,775 --> 01:02:26,676
- I know, that's why I'm asking.
- Shut up!
1172
01:02:26,776 --> 01:02:28,676
- Dad!
- What's going on?
1173
01:02:28,776 --> 01:02:30,776
It's nothing for your girls
to worry about.
1174
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,277
OK, I've asked around,
nobody knows anything,
1175
01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:37,357
but a tanker has gone missing
and Danny's on it.
1176
01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:39,077
- Jesus.
- But don't tell your mother!
1177
01:02:39,177 --> 01:02:40,757
She's had enough
to deal with lately.
1178
01:02:40,857 --> 01:02:42,317
It's best that we just keep calm
1179
01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,518
until I can figure out
a solution.
1180
01:02:44,618 --> 01:02:47,318
And the fires? I mean,
we are safe here, aren't we?
1181
01:02:47,418 --> 01:02:49,558
Of course we are.
Everything will be fine.
1182
01:02:49,658 --> 01:02:51,798
- I'll make sure of it.
- Guys...
1183
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,959
you will not believe
what's happened.
1184
01:02:54,059 --> 01:02:56,119
There's no toilet paper.
1185
01:02:56,219 --> 01:02:57,839
Eugh.
1186
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,260
Damn it!
1187
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,640
Hi.
1188
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:10,741
Mishan, hi. Hello.
1189
01:03:11,741 --> 01:03:13,081
Are you heading off?
1190
01:03:13,181 --> 01:03:14,521
Yeah, trying to, yeah.
1191
01:03:14,621 --> 01:03:16,641
Uh, before you go,
1192
01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:18,642
there doesn't seem to be
any toilet paper.
1193
01:03:18,742 --> 01:03:20,322
You wouldn't happen to have
a spare roll
1194
01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:21,882
- by any chance, would you?
- No.
1195
01:03:21,982 --> 01:03:24,562
A book that you're not
particularly attached to?
1196
01:03:24,662 --> 01:03:25,762
Oh, no.
1197
01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:27,323
Shit!
1198
01:03:27,423 --> 01:03:29,483
Any paper at all
would do the trick.
1199
01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:31,583
Ah!
1200
01:03:33,663 --> 01:03:35,244
So that's a no.
1201
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:37,664
No, sorry, I don't.
1202
01:03:40,104 --> 01:03:42,104
Bloody hell!
1203
01:03:47,025 --> 01:03:49,025
No paper, huh?
1204
01:03:55,746 --> 01:03:59,706
Oh. Oh. Whew.
1205
01:04:20,709 --> 01:04:22,969
Oh!
1206
01:04:23,069 --> 01:04:25,909
Can't bloody well wipe
my bottom on this.
1207
01:04:39,111 --> 01:04:41,111
Rahmi?
1208
01:04:52,232 --> 01:04:54,233
Oh!
1209
01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:01,133
It's busy!
1210
01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:03,254
You said that 10 minutes ago.
1211
01:05:03,354 --> 01:05:05,354
Would you bugger off?!
1212
01:05:06,314 --> 01:05:08,374
Hope you fall in.
1213
01:05:08,474 --> 01:05:10,475
Can that happen?!
1214
01:05:26,836 --> 01:05:27,737
Dad!
1215
01:05:27,837 --> 01:05:29,117
I can hold my breath...
1216
01:05:29,157 --> 01:05:31,013
- William, there you are.
- up to 76 seconds.
1217
01:05:31,037 --> 01:05:32,697
- Do you want me to teach you?
- Yeah.
1218
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:35,677
Alright, so you have to
breathe in, right from here.
1219
01:05:36,718 --> 01:05:39,618
- Why?
- I don't know.
1220
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:42,898
I used to do it when I was
Upset, but now it's for fun.
1221
01:05:42,998 --> 01:05:44,939
Mum says it's a cry
for attention.
1222
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:47,299
- Ready?
- Ready.
1223
01:05:50,039 --> 01:05:51,939
Pfff!
1224
01:05:52,039 --> 01:05:54,260
Are you two behaving?
1225
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,480
- Yes.
- Fruit's up.
1226
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,720
Thank you! Let's go.
1227
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,781
- William...
- 'Bye, Mother!
1228
01:06:06,481 --> 01:06:08,221
Oh, yeah.
1229
01:06:08,321 --> 01:06:10,702
- No, I don't agree.
- It's burnt into my memory.
1230
01:06:10,802 --> 01:06:12,542
- I don't know.
- Coffee!
1231
01:06:14,282 --> 01:06:17,142
Morning, ladies.
1232
01:06:17,242 --> 01:06:19,263
I couldn't help
but detect the aroma
1233
01:06:19,363 --> 01:06:22,103
of freshly brewed coffee.
1234
01:06:22,203 --> 01:06:24,823
Couldn't spare a cup, could you?
1235
01:06:24,923 --> 01:06:26,983
So this is the one from London.
1236
01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,944
The one who got all the mm-mm.
1237
01:06:29,044 --> 01:06:31,744
Her husband's
clogging up the toot.
1238
01:06:31,844 --> 01:06:33,304
Yeah, I can smell it.
1239
01:06:33,404 --> 01:06:35,104
You know
she never calls her mother?
1240
01:06:35,204 --> 01:06:37,565
And she doesn't tip!
1241
01:06:40,925 --> 01:06:42,265
Never mind.
1242
01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:46,786
Coffee's free for anyone
who joins the book club.
1243
01:06:48,646 --> 01:06:50,646
Come on.
1244
01:06:55,207 --> 01:06:58,267
Though terribly outdated
by today's standards,
1245
01:06:58,367 --> 01:07:00,547
this novel
is a pertinent reminder
1246
01:07:00,647 --> 01:07:03,228
never to let your conscious
or unconscious biases
1247
01:07:03,328 --> 01:07:04,948
cloud one's judgement.
1248
01:07:05,048 --> 01:07:07,628
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I got that from that too.
1249
01:07:07,728 --> 01:07:08,984
Do you want something
stronger, love?
1250
01:07:09,008 --> 01:07:11,229
Oh, no, thank you.
1251
01:07:11,329 --> 01:07:15,749
Further, I believe that both
Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy
1252
01:07:15,849 --> 01:07:19,149
teach us that we're all capable
of positive change and growth.
1253
01:07:19,249 --> 01:07:21,070
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I agree.
1254
01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:23,710
If... if we're brave enough
to open ourselves up to it.
1255
01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:25,270
Oh, yes, absolutely.
1256
01:07:25,370 --> 01:07:27,190
The bit I like,
my favourite bit,
1257
01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:29,191
and the bit I can't get out
of my head,
1258
01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:30,751
is the bit when they snogged.
1259
01:07:30,851 --> 01:07:32,911
- Oh!
- For me that was a highlight.
1260
01:07:33,011 --> 01:07:35,111
- Absolutely.
- I think that's a wank bank.
1261
01:07:35,211 --> 01:07:36,111
Yeah, me too.
1262
01:07:36,211 --> 01:07:37,552
- Sexy.
- Yeah.
1263
01:07:37,652 --> 01:07:40,592
If only the ending
wasn't so depressing.
1264
01:07:40,692 --> 01:07:42,692
Oh.
1265
01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:45,312
Well, go on.
1266
01:07:45,412 --> 01:07:46,793
Oh.
1267
01:07:46,893 --> 01:07:48,953
I'm sorry.
1268
01:07:49,053 --> 01:07:50,513
It is a great book.
1269
01:07:50,613 --> 01:07:52,473
No withholding here, sweetheart.
1270
01:07:52,573 --> 01:07:55,354
Well, it is.
1271
01:07:55,454 --> 01:07:57,454
Depressing.
1272
01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:00,274
I mean, take a second
1273
01:08:00,374 --> 01:08:03,075
to consider this from
Elizabeth Bennet's perspective.
1274
01:08:03,175 --> 01:08:05,835
Sure, yes, she's found
her Mr Darcy
1275
01:08:05,935 --> 01:08:07,675
and they are terribly in love.
1276
01:08:07,775 --> 01:08:08,915
But what next?
1277
01:08:09,015 --> 01:08:11,956
What if, you know, she has a kid
1278
01:08:12,056 --> 01:08:14,156
and moves to London where, yes,
1279
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:16,596
the shops are great,
and the clothes are fabulous,
1280
01:08:16,696 --> 01:08:18,996
but her in-laws detest her, clearly?
1281
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:21,877
And the other mothers judge her
because she's not like them.
1282
01:08:21,977 --> 01:08:24,197
And Mr Darcy is working
all the time,
1283
01:08:24,297 --> 01:08:26,997
so she gets lonely and sad and...
1284
01:08:27,097 --> 01:08:29,918
And suddenly she realises
1285
01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:32,958
that she was happier back in her
shitty little market village
1286
01:08:33,058 --> 01:08:36,478
with her shitty little family
and the stupid bloody flies.
1287
01:08:36,578 --> 01:08:38,159
But she can't tell Mr Darcy
1288
01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:39,599
and she can't tell her son,
1289
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:42,339
although by now,
she's pretty sure he hates her.
1290
01:08:43,499 --> 01:08:44,959
So now what?
1291
01:08:45,059 --> 01:08:47,960
She can't move forward,
she can't move back.
1292
01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:51,240
She's stuck.
Completely stuck.
1293
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:53,780
What kind of happy ending
is that?
1294
01:09:02,901 --> 01:09:04,362
Sorry, what chapter
was that again?
1295
01:09:04,462 --> 01:09:06,678
No, I think it's, like, subtext
from her personal life...
1296
01:09:06,702 --> 01:09:07,958
- Personally...
- she's brought to book club.
1297
01:09:07,982 --> 01:09:09,562
- I thought I missed it.
- No, no, no.
1298
01:09:09,662 --> 01:09:11,162
I'm of the belief
1299
01:09:11,262 --> 01:09:15,523
that Elizabeth Bennet
is one tough cookie.
1300
01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:18,363
I think that if she
really wasn't happy,
1301
01:09:18,463 --> 01:09:20,964
she'd do something about it.
1302
01:09:21,064 --> 01:09:23,244
- Yeah, 100%.
- She would.
1303
01:09:23,344 --> 01:09:25,404
She would. She just would.
1304
01:09:25,504 --> 01:09:26,764
Whisky?
1305
01:09:26,864 --> 01:09:28,324
Mm. Yes, please.
1306
01:09:28,424 --> 01:09:30,241
Get this girl some whisky.
1307
01:09:30,265 --> 01:09:33,045
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's hard.
1308
01:09:33,145 --> 01:09:34,765
- There you go, love.
- Thank you.
1309
01:09:34,865 --> 01:09:37,325
- Thank you.
- Here, give us some.
1310
01:09:37,425 --> 01:09:39,126
- Thanks, mate.
- Alright.
1311
01:09:39,226 --> 01:09:40,726
- Thank you.
- Merry Christmas.
1312
01:09:40,826 --> 01:09:42,086
- To book club!
- Cheers!
1313
01:09:42,186 --> 01:09:44,686
To book club. And Christmas.
1314
01:10:08,829 --> 01:10:09,829
Mum.
1315
01:10:09,869 --> 01:10:12,009
- Huh? Oh.
- What are you doing here?
1316
01:10:12,109 --> 01:10:14,250
Oh, I'm just thinking.
1317
01:10:14,350 --> 01:10:16,370
- Is there any news on...
- No.
1318
01:10:16,470 --> 01:10:18,410
- Oh.
- Still no reception.
1319
01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:19,930
- Right.
- I'm sure he's fine.
1320
01:10:20,030 --> 01:10:22,031
Yeah, right.
1321
01:10:22,511 --> 01:10:24,731
Gosh, the smoke's
coming in quick.
1322
01:10:24,831 --> 01:10:26,811
Yeah, I know.
1323
01:10:26,911 --> 01:10:28,331
Alex...
1324
01:10:28,431 --> 01:10:29,968
- Remember what we talked about.
- Yeah.
1325
01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:30,992
Alex.
1326
01:10:31,032 --> 01:10:32,852
Hello, Felicity.
1327
01:10:32,952 --> 01:10:33,952
Hi, Heather.
1328
01:10:34,032 --> 01:10:35,492
Alex, can I have a word?
1329
01:10:35,592 --> 01:10:37,672
Well, I'll go for a walk.
1330
01:10:43,113 --> 01:10:45,233
Listen, I just saw your dad
and he doesn't look great.
1331
01:10:45,313 --> 01:10:47,414
Alex, what's going on?
1332
01:10:47,514 --> 01:10:49,214
The fires are getting closer.
1333
01:10:49,314 --> 01:10:51,314
And?
1334
01:10:51,874 --> 01:10:53,734
And Danny's tanker is missing.
1335
01:10:53,834 --> 01:10:55,615
It has been since last night.
1336
01:10:55,715 --> 01:10:57,135
And you didn't tell me?
1337
01:10:57,235 --> 01:10:59,055
I didn't want to upset you
in case you...
1338
01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:01,095
What?
1339
01:11:01,195 --> 01:11:03,195
Love... him.
1340
01:11:03,715 --> 01:11:06,496
Look, I'm sure he's OK,
and when he gets back,
1341
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:10,136
I want you to know
that you have my blessing.
1342
01:11:10,236 --> 01:11:11,696
What are you talking about?
1343
01:11:11,796 --> 01:11:13,337
I know all about the talk.
1344
01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:14,597
- What talk?!
- The talk talk.
1345
01:11:14,677 --> 01:11:17,017
And honestly I'm OK with it.
1346
01:11:17,117 --> 01:11:19,237
Where is all this coming from?
1347
01:11:20,437 --> 01:11:22,998
I want you both
to be really happy.
1348
01:11:24,278 --> 01:11:26,058
What?
1349
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:36,479
Ugh.
1350
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,020
- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- Mm! Oh.
1351
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,121
Ooh.
1352
01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:55,041
Hi, Christina.
1353
01:11:55,721 --> 01:11:57,722
Mm.
1354
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:02,782
Oh!
1355
01:12:11,123 --> 01:12:13,884
I wondered where you were.
1356
01:12:15,004 --> 01:12:16,724
You know, I've been
thinking about tomorrow.
1357
01:12:16,804 --> 01:12:17,704
Tomorrow? What?
1358
01:12:17,804 --> 01:12:20,784
Christmas, darling.
1359
01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:23,985
You know, I think we should
avoid doing a big lunch.
1360
01:12:24,085 --> 01:12:26,385
You know, we could do a
traditional dinner instead.
1361
01:12:26,485 --> 01:12:28,645
Oh, for Godsakes.
1362
01:12:29,645 --> 01:12:31,646
Sorry, what, darling?
1363
01:12:31,966 --> 01:12:33,966
Nothing. Nothing.
1364
01:12:37,206 --> 01:12:38,826
There she is again.
1365
01:12:38,926 --> 01:12:40,927
- Hm?
- Pam.
1366
01:12:41,807 --> 01:12:43,807
Hello!
1367
01:12:44,167 --> 01:12:46,107
Pam?
1368
01:12:46,207 --> 01:12:48,608
- What is it? Pam!
- Christina, wait.
1369
01:12:49,688 --> 01:12:51,688
- Pam!
- Christina.
1370
01:12:52,488 --> 01:12:53,548
Pam!
1371
01:12:53,648 --> 01:12:55,108
- Oh, here's trouble.
- Hello!
1372
01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:56,705
- You up for another round?
- What?
1373
01:12:56,729 --> 01:12:58,305
- Nothing!
- Christina, darling.
1374
01:12:58,329 --> 01:12:59,349
Just leave her.
1375
01:12:59,449 --> 01:13:01,269
What on earth is going on
with that woman?
1376
01:13:01,369 --> 01:13:03,145
- Just leave her.
- Something's clearly happened.
1377
01:13:03,169 --> 01:13:05,210
Something did happen.
1378
01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:07,630
To Gary.
1379
01:13:07,730 --> 01:13:09,110
What happened to Gary?
1380
01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:15,291
He died, darling.
1381
01:13:16,531 --> 01:13:18,531
Two months ago.
1382
01:13:19,691 --> 01:13:22,192
He did it to himself.
1383
01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,632
Silly bugger.
1384
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:25,272
What?
1385
01:13:25,372 --> 01:13:27,352
I don't understand.
1386
01:13:27,452 --> 01:13:31,813
Oh, no-one does,
least of all Pam.
1387
01:13:33,453 --> 01:13:37,073
Oh, darling, she wouldn't
even have a funeral.
1388
01:13:37,173 --> 01:13:39,493
And nobody talks about it.
1389
01:13:40,614 --> 01:13:44,174
It's so sad. I mean,
he was such a beautiful man.
1390
01:13:45,534 --> 01:13:47,754
That's what was missing
from the house.
1391
01:13:47,854 --> 01:13:49,075
On the wall.
1392
01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:51,195
The photo of Gary
and Dad fishing.
1393
01:13:51,295 --> 01:13:53,295
- Mm.
- It's always been there.
1394
01:13:54,215 --> 01:13:57,276
Why won't she talk to us?
1395
01:13:57,376 --> 01:13:59,396
Oh, darlin', it's something
to do with your dad.
1396
01:13:59,496 --> 01:14:01,416
I mean, they haven't been
able to face each other
1397
01:14:01,496 --> 01:14:03,496
since it happened, and...
1398
01:14:04,056 --> 01:14:06,297
Well, I think they both feel...
1399
01:14:07,377 --> 01:14:09,917
You know, they feel
kind of guilty.
1400
01:14:10,017 --> 01:14:12,197
And angry...
1401
01:14:12,297 --> 01:14:14,458
that they didn't notice.
1402
01:14:15,498 --> 01:14:17,498
Oh, Dad.
1403
01:14:17,898 --> 01:14:20,958
That's why I asked you all here.
1404
01:14:21,058 --> 01:14:22,518
For your dad.
1405
01:14:22,618 --> 01:14:24,739
He needs you.
1406
01:14:26,219 --> 01:14:28,299
And I need you too.
1407
01:14:30,139 --> 01:14:32,240
There's something else I...
1408
01:14:32,340 --> 01:14:34,560
Something else
I want to tell you.
1409
01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:36,800
Listen, I've had a thought.
1410
01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:38,640
It's turned into a bloody oven
in here.
1411
01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:41,201
Why don't we set up
by the water tonight?
1412
01:14:41,301 --> 01:14:42,801
- Nice and close.
- Dad...
1413
01:14:42,901 --> 01:14:44,961
why didn't you tell me
about Gary?
1414
01:14:45,061 --> 01:14:47,061
Gary?
1415
01:14:47,781 --> 01:14:50,642
Hey, Flick and I just heard
someone saying
1416
01:14:50,742 --> 01:14:52,722
another fire
started right near here.
1417
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,562
Why don't we all
pop down to the dam?
1418
01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:55,802
- Just for fun.
- Felicity?
1419
01:14:55,902 --> 01:14:58,043
I told you, it's fine.
I don't even like her.
1420
01:14:58,143 --> 01:15:00,463
Oh, would you all stop lying?
1421
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,043
- Love?
- Mum!
1422
01:15:03,143 --> 01:15:06,084
We're not going home tonight
and you bloody well know it.
1423
01:15:06,184 --> 01:15:08,604
Alex, stop pretending you're not
madly in love with Flick.
1424
01:15:08,704 --> 01:15:09,604
It's boring.
1425
01:15:09,704 --> 01:15:11,324
And, Dad,
you should have told me
1426
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,844
that your best friend died.
1427
01:15:12,944 --> 01:15:14,805
Wait, what? Gary died?
1428
01:15:14,905 --> 01:15:16,805
How did you
not know about this?
1429
01:15:16,905 --> 01:15:18,405
Christina, I didn't tell her.
1430
01:15:18,505 --> 01:15:20,725
- She should have noticed!
- I did notice!
1431
01:15:20,825 --> 01:15:22,005
I said something was up.
1432
01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:24,006
But you were the one
who said he was drunk.
1433
01:15:24,106 --> 01:15:25,426
Yeah, well,
any other Christmas...
1434
01:15:25,466 --> 01:15:27,566
And you are literally
the last person
1435
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,646
to be lecturing
anyone about lying.
1436
01:15:29,746 --> 01:15:30,946
What is that supposed to mean?
1437
01:15:31,026 --> 01:15:32,727
How's your marriage, Christina?
1438
01:15:32,827 --> 01:15:34,807
How's your life? Are you happy?
1439
01:15:34,907 --> 01:15:36,447
- Alex!
- You know what?
1440
01:15:36,547 --> 01:15:38,967
I sincerely hope the fires
don't reach us
1441
01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,568
because your forehead
would have to be
1442
01:15:40,668 --> 01:15:42,588
the most flammable thing
in the whole damn state.
1443
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:45,368
Oh, for God's sake,
it's just a little botox.
1444
01:15:45,468 --> 01:15:46,808
Then try emoting.
1445
01:15:46,908 --> 01:15:48,908
Go on. I dare you.
1446
01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:55,969
Sorry, darling, nothing moved.
1447
01:15:56,069 --> 01:15:58,290
Oh, this is ridiculous!
1448
01:15:58,390 --> 01:16:00,470
Hey!
1449
01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:04,010
Girls.
1450
01:16:04,110 --> 01:16:05,250
- Girls!
- Hey!
1451
01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:07,771
- Chris!
- Girls!
1452
01:16:07,871 --> 01:16:09,871
- Hey!
- Hey, stop it.
1453
01:16:10,991 --> 01:16:12,411
Girls, stop it!
1454
01:16:12,511 --> 01:16:14,691
- Stop it!
- Girls, that is enough!
1455
01:16:14,791 --> 01:16:17,008
- We haven't got time for this.
- Why not?
1456
01:16:17,032 --> 01:16:20,532
'Cause Christina is right.
I haven't been entirely honest.
1457
01:16:20,632 --> 01:16:22,088
Brian, what are you
talking about?
1458
01:16:22,112 --> 01:16:23,733
The fires are getting closer.
1459
01:16:30,633 --> 01:16:32,374
I didn't think
they were that close.
1460
01:16:41,635 --> 01:16:43,635
It's snowing.
1461
01:16:49,436 --> 01:16:53,616
♪ O sisters too... ♪
1462
01:16:53,716 --> 01:16:56,016
Alright, everyone, we're moving
closer to the water.
1463
01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:58,457
Just go slowly,
and there's no need to panic.
1464
01:16:58,557 --> 01:17:00,177
Got to find Flick.
1465
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:06,978
♪ This poor youngling
1466
01:17:07,078 --> 01:17:10,858
♪ For whom we do sing... ♪
1467
01:17:10,958 --> 01:17:11,958
Have you seen Rahmi?
1468
01:17:12,038 --> 01:17:14,058
- I can't find her or Billy.
- What?
1469
01:17:14,158 --> 01:17:16,059
Oh, my God.
I did see them earlier.
1470
01:17:16,159 --> 01:17:17,539
They were running outside.
1471
01:17:17,639 --> 01:17:19,159
- Where? Where outside?
- I don't know.
1472
01:17:19,239 --> 01:17:20,259
What's going on?
1473
01:17:20,359 --> 01:17:22,359
The kids, they're missing.
1474
01:17:23,359 --> 01:17:24,980
Your car.
1475
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,541
You knew this was coming.
1476
01:17:32,641 --> 01:17:34,641
Maybe.
1477
01:17:36,201 --> 01:17:37,661
Yes.
1478
01:17:37,761 --> 01:17:39,901
Brian.
1479
01:17:40,001 --> 01:17:41,982
Where's Danny?
1480
01:17:42,082 --> 01:17:43,782
- Listen, love.
- No, don't you 'love' me.
1481
01:17:43,882 --> 01:17:45,382
Where is he? Where's my son?
1482
01:17:45,482 --> 01:17:47,422
I don't know, nobody does,
1483
01:17:47,522 --> 01:17:49,522
and we haven't known
for some time.
1484
01:17:51,803 --> 01:17:53,803
What, and you kept this from me?
1485
01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:56,883
I had to.
1486
01:17:57,723 --> 01:18:00,004
I couldn't fix Gary
but I can fix this.
1487
01:18:01,284 --> 01:18:04,384
♪ For thy parting
1488
01:18:04,484 --> 01:18:09,785
♪ Neither say nor sing
1489
01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:12,465
♪ "Bye bye, lully..." ♪
1490
01:18:12,565 --> 01:18:15,585
Oh, Brian!
1491
01:18:15,685 --> 01:18:17,186
- Dad!
- Rahmi!
1492
01:18:17,286 --> 01:18:19,066
Where's William?
1493
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:21,346
- I thought he was with you.
- No.
1494
01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:23,566
Your parents, maybe
he's gone back to their car.
1495
01:18:23,646 --> 01:18:24,827
Or with another family?
1496
01:18:24,927 --> 01:18:26,587
There were some other kids.
I saw them.
1497
01:18:26,687 --> 01:18:28,263
Maybe we should split up.
Mishan, you...
1498
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:30,227
Rahmi, wait! Rahmi!
Rahmi, come back!
1499
01:18:30,327 --> 01:18:31,543
- William!
- Come back, Rahmi!
1500
01:18:31,567 --> 01:18:32,747
William!
1501
01:18:32,847 --> 01:18:34,028
William!
1502
01:18:34,128 --> 01:18:35,988
Rahmi! Was he here, Rahmi?
1503
01:18:36,088 --> 01:18:37,348
William!
1504
01:18:37,448 --> 01:18:39,184
- Mishan, where is he?
- William, it's Dad!
1505
01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:40,664
- Where are you, Billy?
- William!
1506
01:18:40,688 --> 01:18:43,229
Where did the smoke come from?
I can't see anything.
1507
01:18:43,329 --> 01:18:45,809
- Where is he? Where is he?
- Billy!
1508
01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:49,709
William!
1509
01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:51,150
Oh! Oh!
1510
01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:53,430
- Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
- William!
1511
01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:56,170
- Come on, let's go!
- Out, out, out!
1512
01:18:57,170 --> 01:18:58,430
- Oh, God.
- You OK?
1513
01:18:58,530 --> 01:19:00,831
- Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!
- What have you got?
1514
01:19:00,931 --> 01:19:02,991
What's this? Oh! Ohh.
1515
01:19:03,091 --> 01:19:05,311
Is that a joey?
1516
01:19:05,411 --> 01:19:07,267
We've gotta get
to the dam. Come with me.
1517
01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:09,108
- I found your bunny.
- There's something I must do.
1518
01:19:09,132 --> 01:19:10,352
- You go. Go, go.
- Come on.
1519
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:19,433
Bound to get clearer when we get
down to the water, love.
1520
01:19:19,533 --> 01:19:21,273
Thanks so much.
1521
01:19:21,373 --> 01:19:22,553
Oh, thank goodness!
1522
01:19:22,653 --> 01:19:24,553
Listen, we've got to get
the kids in the water.
1523
01:19:24,653 --> 01:19:26,354
We can't just go
chucking them in.
1524
01:19:26,454 --> 01:19:28,274
No, we've got life jackets
and a dinghy.
1525
01:19:28,374 --> 01:19:29,374
You packed a dinghy?
1526
01:19:29,454 --> 01:19:30,994
Yeah, darlin',
I packed everything.
1527
01:19:31,094 --> 01:19:32,834
What sort of mother
do you take me for?
1528
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:35,395
Coming through!
Let's get down to the water.
1529
01:19:35,495 --> 01:19:38,795
Oh, my God, I need to go back
to the car. I forgot something.
1530
01:19:38,895 --> 01:19:40,271
- Too late.
- No, you don't understand.
1531
01:19:40,295 --> 01:19:41,711
It's important.
Rahmi, you just stay here...
1532
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:43,876
Sami, Sami, Sami. Sami.
1533
01:19:43,976 --> 01:19:46,156
- Figured you might need this.
- You saved it!
1534
01:19:46,256 --> 01:19:47,712
- What's that about?
- I'll tell you later.
1535
01:19:47,736 --> 01:19:49,396
- How?
- It wasn't in the car.
1536
01:19:49,496 --> 01:19:52,597
- It was in the toilet.
- Thank God. Wait, what?
1537
01:19:52,697 --> 01:19:53,877
Pam.
1538
01:19:53,977 --> 01:19:55,477
Pam, where are you going? Pam!
1539
01:19:55,577 --> 01:19:57,877
Pam! Pam!
1540
01:19:57,977 --> 01:19:59,838
Go, go!
1541
01:19:59,938 --> 01:20:02,058
Just stick together. Come on.
1542
01:20:03,818 --> 01:20:05,238
OK. You right, Billy?
1543
01:20:05,338 --> 01:20:07,398
- We've got to go.
- No.
1544
01:20:07,498 --> 01:20:09,899
It's Gary. I-I can't leave him.
1545
01:20:10,899 --> 01:20:14,179
His ashes, they're in the swag.
1546
01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:23,780
No, it's very bad.
1547
01:20:25,461 --> 01:20:27,401
So we're gonna get in the water.
1548
01:20:30,821 --> 01:20:32,821
His ashes?
1549
01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:37,502
Oh, Pam, love.
1550
01:20:38,582 --> 01:20:40,582
I hate to tell you this.
1551
01:20:41,822 --> 01:20:43,923
He's already been cooked once.
1552
01:20:44,023 --> 01:20:46,263
Another light grilling
isn't gonna hurt him.
1553
01:20:49,423 --> 01:20:52,804
Brian Jones,
that's a terrible thing to say.
1554
01:20:52,904 --> 01:20:55,004
But he won't mind.
1555
01:20:55,104 --> 01:20:57,004
Come on. We've got to go.
1556
01:20:57,104 --> 01:20:59,725
- We've always been together.
- I know.
1557
01:20:59,825 --> 01:21:01,445
I know.
1558
01:21:01,545 --> 01:21:02,885
Come on.
1559
01:21:07,425 --> 01:21:09,105
Alex, put the dinghy
in the water.
1560
01:21:09,146 --> 01:21:11,046
- Rahmi?
- Felicity, blankets on stand-by.
1561
01:21:11,146 --> 01:21:13,726
- OK.
- Let me help you with that.
1562
01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:18,827
Eucalyptus trees.
1563
01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:27,488
Oh, God. There you go.
1564
01:21:30,068 --> 01:21:32,068
- Got it?
- Yep.
1565
01:21:32,548 --> 01:21:34,289
Yep. No, that's it.
1566
01:21:34,389 --> 01:21:36,609
Mum, where are the oars?
1567
01:21:36,709 --> 01:21:39,649
Oh, shit.
They're in the trailer.
1568
01:21:39,749 --> 01:21:42,009
Never mind. I'll pull them out.
1569
01:21:42,109 --> 01:21:44,170
Darling, are you sure
you're up for this?
1570
01:21:46,190 --> 01:21:48,790
- Something touched my leg.
- Let me help you.
1571
01:21:54,311 --> 01:21:56,651
Oh!
1572
01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:58,751
Oh, Pam. Come here, love.
1573
01:22:00,992 --> 01:22:02,992
You right, love?
1574
01:22:11,913 --> 01:22:14,073
I think we could be
in trouble here.
1575
01:22:25,794 --> 01:22:27,615
Oh!
1576
01:22:27,715 --> 01:22:29,375
Oh, Brian.
1577
01:22:29,475 --> 01:22:31,475
I know, love, I know.
1578
01:22:55,678 --> 01:22:57,298
What's that sound?
1579
01:23:01,599 --> 01:23:03,139
Are those...
1580
01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,239
Are those bells?
1581
01:23:07,959 --> 01:23:11,180
Oh, please let that be Danny.
1582
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,561
You were spot-on, mate.
1583
01:23:25,601 --> 01:23:27,022
Please.
1584
01:23:54,605 --> 01:23:55,945
Oh, Danny!
1585
01:23:56,045 --> 01:23:57,985
It's Danny.
1586
01:23:58,085 --> 01:24:00,305
Move, move, move!
1587
01:24:00,405 --> 01:24:02,766
Water on!
1588
01:24:10,887 --> 01:24:13,007
That's my boy.
1589
01:24:17,607 --> 01:24:19,608
We made it.
1590
01:24:38,730 --> 01:24:40,390
Oh, Danny!
1591
01:24:40,490 --> 01:24:42,670
Oh, Danny.
1592
01:24:42,770 --> 01:24:43,770
Oh!
1593
01:24:43,810 --> 01:24:45,071
Oh, Mum.
1594
01:24:45,171 --> 01:24:47,171
Oh, darlin'.
1595
01:24:49,011 --> 01:24:51,011
I'm so proud of you.
1596
01:24:52,131 --> 01:24:53,992
Oh, thank you, darling.
1597
01:24:54,092 --> 01:24:56,232
I was so worried.
1598
01:24:56,332 --> 01:24:58,032
Oh!
1599
01:24:58,132 --> 01:25:00,132
Ohhh!
1600
01:25:34,096 --> 01:25:35,836
Oh.
1601
01:25:35,936 --> 01:25:37,637
Merry Christmas.
1602
01:25:37,737 --> 01:25:40,077
Merry Christmas.
1603
01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:42,457
Oh, what's this?
1604
01:25:46,098 --> 01:25:48,758
I knew you wouldn't
leave me hanging.
1605
01:25:48,858 --> 01:25:50,438
Nah, never.
1606
01:25:50,538 --> 01:25:52,538
Here.
1607
01:25:53,579 --> 01:25:55,579
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1608
01:25:58,459 --> 01:26:00,499
Have you told the kids?
1609
01:26:01,619 --> 01:26:03,480
Not yet.
1610
01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:05,580
I will soon.
1611
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:09,220
Let them have
their Christmas first.
1612
01:26:11,981 --> 01:26:14,101
You know, I'm gonna be alright.
1613
01:26:17,061 --> 01:26:19,061
I love you, Heather Jones.
1614
01:26:24,182 --> 01:26:26,682
- Mind if I join?
- Oh, here's trouble.
1615
01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:30,803
- About time you turned up.
- Help yourself.
1616
01:26:30,903 --> 01:26:32,723
- Where have you been?
- Never you mind.
1617
01:26:32,823 --> 01:26:34,963
Oh, you took long enough.
1618
01:26:35,063 --> 01:26:37,004
Now, we expect you at the table
this afternoon.
1619
01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:38,444
I'm gonna get out
the fine china.
1620
01:26:38,544 --> 01:26:39,444
Ooh!
1621
01:26:39,544 --> 01:26:41,364
- Yeah.
- I'll be there.
1622
01:26:41,464 --> 01:26:43,404
McKENZIE: Oi!
1623
01:26:43,504 --> 01:26:44,925
Hey!
1624
01:26:45,025 --> 01:26:47,025
Are you that Indian bloke?
1625
01:26:51,305 --> 01:26:53,305
Yes.
1626
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,046
That's... That's me.
1627
01:26:55,146 --> 01:26:57,286
Oh, yes! I knew it!
1628
01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:58,686
Dibs you for my team.
1629
01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:00,526
- Sorry?
- Cricket, mate.
1630
01:27:00,626 --> 01:27:01,842
We always play on Christmas Day.
1631
01:27:01,866 --> 01:27:02,906
- Mac.
- Yeah? What?
1632
01:27:02,947 --> 01:27:04,407
This is classic
racial profiling.
1633
01:27:04,507 --> 01:27:06,007
I play cricket.
1634
01:27:06,107 --> 01:27:07,967
- McKENZIE: No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
1635
01:27:08,067 --> 01:27:09,723
You assume because he's Indian
he plays cricket.
1636
01:27:09,747 --> 01:27:11,048
I play cricket.
1637
01:27:11,148 --> 01:27:13,148
But it's not racial profiling
if it's a good thing.
1638
01:27:13,188 --> 01:27:16,368
- I think you'll find it is.
- I play cricket. I play cricket.
1639
01:27:16,468 --> 01:27:19,288
I'd love to play cricket.
I'm really good at it.
1640
01:27:22,269 --> 01:27:24,289
We're doing another one
of those workshops.
1641
01:27:24,389 --> 01:27:26,329
- No!
- Yes!
1642
01:27:26,429 --> 01:27:27,729
Oh! Thank you.
1643
01:27:27,829 --> 01:27:29,830
You and me.
1644
01:27:44,831 --> 01:27:47,192
Oh! Come on, son.
1645
01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:52,412
- How's your stomach?
- Better.
1646
01:27:52,512 --> 01:27:54,413
- Empty.
- Hm.
1647
01:27:58,753 --> 01:28:00,753
I don't want to live
in London anymore.
1648
01:28:06,234 --> 01:28:07,894
What?
1649
01:28:07,994 --> 01:28:11,435
I'm so sorry.
I want to come home.
1650
01:28:12,915 --> 01:28:14,915
Where's this all coming from?
1651
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:18,875
Billy wrote a letter to Santa.
1652
01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:21,876
Did you know?
1653
01:28:22,756 --> 01:28:25,836
He asked Santa to help his mummy
be happy again.
1654
01:28:27,236 --> 01:28:28,737
Oh.
1655
01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:30,937
Mm.
1656
01:28:31,037 --> 01:28:32,817
The funny thing is,
1657
01:28:32,917 --> 01:28:35,557
I feel like I've been wishing
for the same thing too.
1658
01:28:41,118 --> 01:28:45,498
Christina, we built a house
in London.
1659
01:28:45,598 --> 01:28:47,179
I know.
1660
01:28:47,279 --> 01:28:48,659
A life.
1661
01:28:48,759 --> 01:28:50,179
I know!
1662
01:28:50,279 --> 01:28:52,279
I know.
1663
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,760
But if moving here
will make you happy, then...
1664
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,040
I'll do it.
1665
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:02,280
Of course I'll do it.
1666
01:29:03,761 --> 01:29:05,941
Really?
1667
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:08,141
Really.
1668
01:29:15,162 --> 01:29:18,702
But just so I'm crystal clear,
by here you mean...
1669
01:29:18,802 --> 01:29:19,802
Melbourne.
1670
01:29:19,842 --> 01:29:21,903
Oh, thank goodness!
1671
01:29:22,003 --> 01:29:24,263
And Sami could even be
my first client.
1672
01:29:24,363 --> 01:29:25,983
Mates rates, of course.
1673
01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:27,343
I'm sorry, but...
1674
01:29:27,443 --> 01:29:28,823
Hmm?
1675
01:29:28,923 --> 01:29:31,064
I was listening
to the whole thing.
1676
01:29:31,164 --> 01:29:33,164
Oh, I'm ecstatic!
1677
01:29:35,444 --> 01:29:37,444
Oh, thank you!
1678
01:29:38,085 --> 01:29:41,105
Oh! Oh!
1679
01:29:41,205 --> 01:29:42,545
Alex!
1680
01:29:42,645 --> 01:29:45,465
Oh! Brian! Danny!
1681
01:29:45,565 --> 01:29:46,986
There's no more trivia,
is there?
1682
01:29:47,086 --> 01:29:48,506
No.
1683
01:29:48,606 --> 01:29:50,266
Go on, Mum.
What's the news?
1684
01:29:50,366 --> 01:29:51,826
How did you go, son?
1685
01:29:51,926 --> 01:29:53,306
So, are you coming with us?
1686
01:29:53,406 --> 01:29:55,187
- Afraid not.
- What?
1687
01:29:55,287 --> 01:29:57,227
We gotta get the truck
back to the station.
1688
01:29:57,327 --> 01:29:59,427
Before I go, I...
I wanted to tell you something.
1689
01:29:59,527 --> 01:30:00,987
Well, two things, actually.
1690
01:30:01,087 --> 01:30:03,087
Well, go on, what?
1691
01:30:03,608 --> 01:30:05,068
Mum...
1692
01:30:05,168 --> 01:30:07,168
Dad, I...
1693
01:30:07,728 --> 01:30:09,748
I know you want me
to take over the farm...
1694
01:30:09,848 --> 01:30:11,268
But I want it.
1695
01:30:11,368 --> 01:30:13,429
- What?
- I want the farm.
1696
01:30:13,529 --> 01:30:15,829
I've got plans.
I've had them for ages.
1697
01:30:15,929 --> 01:30:17,105
I thought Danny wanted the farm.
1698
01:30:17,129 --> 01:30:18,129
I don't.
1699
01:30:18,169 --> 01:30:19,309
I want to travel.
1700
01:30:19,409 --> 01:30:21,190
I kinda want to go surfing.
1701
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:23,710
Or rock climbing
in South America.
1702
01:30:23,810 --> 01:30:25,470
I knew that wasn't a phase!
1703
01:30:25,570 --> 01:30:27,570
Which actually leads me
to my second point.
1704
01:30:28,810 --> 01:30:30,311
Flick...
1705
01:30:30,411 --> 01:30:32,151
I think you're really great.
1706
01:30:32,251 --> 01:30:34,871
You are smart, you are funny,
but I just...
1707
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,511
I'm in love with Alex.
1708
01:30:36,611 --> 01:30:38,312
Whoa, whoa, wait.
1709
01:30:38,412 --> 01:30:39,652
Oh, for goodness sakes!
1710
01:30:39,732 --> 01:30:41,712
Hang on.
Let's make this very clear.
1711
01:30:41,812 --> 01:30:44,312
- Who wants the farm?
- Me.
1712
01:30:44,412 --> 01:30:45,628
And who's in love with Felicity?
1713
01:30:45,652 --> 01:30:46,552
Also me.
1714
01:30:46,652 --> 01:30:48,553
I am very confused.
1715
01:30:54,773 --> 01:30:56,954
What about your family?
1716
01:30:57,054 --> 01:30:59,294
I'm willing to take the risk.
1717
01:31:06,415 --> 01:31:08,755
Felicity! Oh!
1718
01:31:08,855 --> 01:31:10,755
Oh!
1719
01:31:10,855 --> 01:31:13,996
I always knew you'd be a Jones.
1720
01:31:14,096 --> 01:31:15,916
I always said that, didn't I?
Always said it.
1721
01:31:17,296 --> 01:31:19,656
Oh!
1722
01:31:21,176 --> 01:31:25,077
- Happy Christmas!
- Happy Christmas!
1723
01:31:25,177 --> 01:31:27,877
You've got to have
a shower. You really smell.
1724
01:31:30,218 --> 01:31:32,958
Sorry! I'm really sorry.
1725
01:31:33,058 --> 01:31:35,638
Oh, look at you.
1726
01:31:44,619 --> 01:31:46,619
'Bye, Bunny.
1727
01:31:47,860 --> 01:31:49,860
Thank you so much, sir.
1728
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:52,000
- 'Bye, Bunny!
- 'Bye, Bunny!
1729
01:31:52,100 --> 01:31:53,760
Oh, no!
1730
01:31:53,860 --> 01:31:56,201
'Bye! 'Bye, Dan!
'Bye!
1731
01:31:56,301 --> 01:31:58,281
- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!
1732
01:31:58,381 --> 01:32:00,761
You can jingle my bell anytime!
1733
01:32:27,344 --> 01:32:29,344
See you, mate.
1734
01:32:30,305 --> 01:32:32,305
'Bye, love.
1735
01:32:33,745 --> 01:32:35,745
Merry Christmas, mate.
1736
01:32:39,066 --> 01:32:40,686
Do you want one? Oh, is it...
1737
01:32:40,786 --> 01:32:41,966
I know what you're gonna do.
1738
01:32:42,066 --> 01:32:44,426
- I know what you're gonna do.
- Oh.
1739
01:32:45,426 --> 01:32:47,326
Are you ready?
1740
01:32:47,426 --> 01:32:48,687
- Oh!
- That was terrible.
1741
01:32:48,787 --> 01:32:50,787
- I nearly got it.
- You've got this.
1742
01:32:51,787 --> 01:32:54,807
Whoa!
Yeah, whoo!
1743
01:32:54,907 --> 01:32:56,368
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, no!
1744
01:32:56,468 --> 01:32:57,728
What is it?
1745
01:32:57,828 --> 01:33:00,768
What is it? Darling, it's a...
1746
01:33:00,868 --> 01:33:02,168
It's a beetle.
1747
01:33:02,268 --> 01:33:04,849
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
1748
01:33:04,949 --> 01:33:06,929
He's so scared of bugs.
It's ridiculous.
1749
01:33:07,029 --> 01:33:08,489
Oh!
1750
01:33:08,589 --> 01:33:10,689
Um, Mishan,
I think it's gone now.
1751
01:33:22,391 --> 01:33:24,391
Well, I'll be.
1752
01:33:30,231 --> 01:33:32,172
- Hey.
- Hey.
1753
01:33:34,752 --> 01:33:36,212
- So...
- Mm?
1754
01:33:36,312 --> 01:33:38,372
- Where's my present?
- Shut up!
1755
01:33:45,313 --> 01:33:46,733
I missed you.
1756
01:34:25,158 --> 01:34:26,498
Ho, ho, ho...
1757
01:34:26,598 --> 01:34:28,378
Hey, Sam,
it's really Uncle Peter.
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