All language subtitles for Inestimable (2023)

Look at this. If my husband saw this.

Mom, don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Yes, Felix.

You know Felix, I can find you a place in America.

In the busyness of a moment, you will upset her.

Actually, Felix.

You can't go to work in America and you're not happy.

What is that ? The 70,000 at Jacques-Ioux, you found stupid.

Who do you want me to find, Felix?

What brings you here?

How are you, Fransois?

Fine.

You have to do me a favor.

Really? What's wrong?

Yesterday, my car broke down.

Shit! How did that happen?

I don't know. It just happened.

You're in good shape. That's not surprising.

You're all cracked. It's a suicide for me.

Tell me, you're not sure.

You're not sure?

No.

That's what I thought. Who are you sure of?

No one.

You're not sure?

You're a real nut.

Yes. That's why I thought I'd go see Fransois.

That way, I can be sure.

Wait, Ange.

I can assure you that the car is fine.

But the fire won't be covered by the contract.

It happened before.

We can assure her today.

And we'll tell her it caught fire next week.

No, Ange. That's not possible. That's illegal.

It's quite an insurance scam.

We're going to jail for that.

Wait, Fransois. You can do that for me.

We're from the same village.

I'm from Orleans.

What Orleans? You've been here for 20 years.

You're in Corsica now.

Thanks.

Listen, I'm not getting out of here with the food pressure.

Estelle gives me things to pay every day.

And she doesn't need it.

Her new boyfriend is a hair stylist.

He's full of money.

It's just to piss me off.

Okay.

Ange.

You know what?

If we make fun of each other, we're in trouble.

No, it's okay.

I'm sure. We're sure.

My love, I've found it.

What have you found?

Look.

It's exactly the house I want.

This is the house of the churchman.

It's worth over 40 million.

We'll make the smallest one.

Where are we with the credit?

I'll see you tomorrow.

You tell them not to drag it.

I don't want to wait for a lead.

Honey, we won't get the credit in a week.

I'll take care of it.

You'll see if I move them.

No, no.

Let me do it.

Please.

Let me do it.

I'll take care of it.

It's okay.

I want to read.

Oh, I was here.

I have to go.

I have an appointment for the spa plan.

Which spa?

The one for my father in the basement.

I'll take care of it.

Take my love.

Okay.

I'm going to take care of it.

Oh, damn it.

The phone puts pressure on this house.

Here, these are the invoices.

What invoices?

The invoices of everything in the car when she caught fire.

It's the household appliance.

Yes.

A TV, a fridge, a washing machine, a dryer.

Yes, I was going out of the store.

You had a Smart.

They won't believe you had all that.

Wait, a Smart is spacious.

No, not there.

A coat in Vison in the middle of September in Corsica.

No, not there.

They'll never cut that.

You just have to say I'm cold.

And Vison is forbidden.

Yeah, okay.

Okay, go.

Don't forget.

Tomorrow we have a fish in the Ursin.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

You're going to get your asses kicked one day.

No, don't worry.

We're sure, we're sure.

That's good.

No.

No, no.

I'm working.

Yeah, your shoes are still wet.

Sorry.

You have the coffee.

No.

It's okay.

Let's go.

And when will we have the answer?

When?

It's crazy, really bad.

It takes longer to get
a critic to build the House.

Honey, it's a big one in short, it's normal.

I at least hope that they
will accept this loan.

I can't take it anymore.

There's nothing we can do in this house.
The kitchen is too small, because there I
don't know, we don't have any storage.

Don't worry, it will go well.

And you, did you do your homework?

No.

No.

You haven't paid me my food pension in six months.

I know, I'm a bit too honest these days.

You've been honest for years.

You never took anything seriously.

Besides, I'm telling you that Leïla is going on a linguistic trip to the US this summer.

And she's got 3,000 euros.

Where do you want me to find 1,500 euros?

3,000 euros is your share.

What?

6,000 euros for the trip? You don't even have to go to the White House.

We have to take her so far away.

We can't take her to Marseille.

To Marseille.

To learn English.

Hey, Angelo. How are you?

How are you, my love?

You should have come, I told you.

There was no one.

We had the course just for us.

I played like a god.

Pof, to the left. Pof, to the right.

All the way in.

Everything, everything, everything.

Mom, I thought to myself, I'm playing too well.

You know what? I'm trying to play badly.

Impossible.

And you know why?

I'm too perfect.

Ah, I'll make a joke too. You coming?

I'm coming.

Angelo.

I have to go.

Listen, you can go as you want.

The money has to be paid next week.

No, wait, wait.

Your husband has redone all the Ajax's plastic bags.

You're full of money and you're asking me to pay half of it when I don't have any money.

But don't get me wrong, Angelo.

She's also your daughter.

So it's normal that you participate.

Daddy.

My treasure.

Here's my heart.

Yes.

When am I coming with you?

Well, I don't know if...

If you want, this weekend we can have a picnic at the river.

Oh yeah, great!

No, this weekend it's not possible, Liv.

You have the tennis tournament.

You'll have another time.

Please, mom.

I said no.

Come on, go back. You have to review your maths.

It's okay, I'll come.

Thank you, Dad.

I love you.

I love you too.

Felix, are the presidential elections on Sunday?

No, Mom, it's in three years.

Really? You'll make me think about it.

We have some time, though.

I think I'll vote for Pompidou again.

I'm surprised he's representing himself.

He's in 1974.

Oh, that's a lot.

Hello. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

So, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

Hello, Mrs. Camarilla.

Felix, who is this charming young man?

You don't recognize him, do you?

He's our banker.

What are you talking about?

Our banker is Mr. Brancaleone.

Yes, that's right. It's me.

Oh, really?

You're usually bald.

No, not really.

Oh, really? Please, sit down.

You'll take something.

A little champagne, the enbouste.

No, thank you, Jean.
It brought me up in the morning.

It's the hardest thing to see you.
You must hear me.

Who's that?

It's a Landinsky.

A reproduction, of course.

I'm not going to find it.

But it's for my mother.

I don't think you have the means to find it.

Besides...

I wanted to tell you about this.

Your finances have been in red for a while.

In red? What does that mean, Felix?

Don't worry about it.

It means we're at our maximum.

Really?

Then, spend it, Felix. Spend it.

No.

I don't have any more money.

You have to cover money on your account.

I'll make you a check.

A check? From which account?

From mine.

That's not possible, Mr. Biancamari.

I just told you you're undercover.

And your mother is the same.

You have to find a better solution, and quickly.

You have the money.

It's fine. It's coming.

Yes, but it's fine at your place, but it's not coming.

You should consider working one day, Mr. Biancamari.

Work?

Yes, right now.

How are you, Fransois?

I need a little help.

What's going on?

Nothing. It's Uncle. He's in good shape.

He doesn't look like that.

I can confirm that.

He's burning up.

You can't see it, but you can hear it.

Tell me. I'd like to take a life insurance.

I'd rather recommend a non-life insurance.

A life insurance?

It's never going to work.

And you have a health exam to do with his condition.

It's not going to work.

Are you crazy?

He's in his best shape.

Look, I'm doing some tests on his muscles.

Look, they're in good shape.

My cousin did it.

Your cousin is a doctor?

No, a printer.

How did he do it?

He printed it.

I'm going to end up in jail.

No, no.

Tell me. If he dies...

What?

I said yes, Uncle. Yes, yes.

No, we're not sure.

We're not far.

We're not sure.

That's why I said we'd have to...

Wait.

So, if he dies, how long does it take to get the money?

Three months, at least.

Three months?

That's long.

No.

All that oxygen in the day is hurting him.

Are you sure he doesn't look fluid?

Yes, he's almost liquid.

No, no, no. He's breathing like a bulldog.

No, no. He's happy when he does that.

Right, Tonton?

See? He's happy.

Happy?

I'll take this off too.

It's all hidden. It's not good.

We'll try the life insurance.

Okay.

We'll have to speed up a bit, Tonton.

Are you okay, Tonton?

Can you see a white light?

Yes. We'll turn it off.

Okay.

Oh, Betty, you're not with that, in fact, you could suggest
anything else in time, you don't have any.

Why don't you do others, from where?

Oh, no oven face, shower and me.

But it's salaux puris, that's all.

The meat is full of dedications.

If it matters to him,
we live, there is not one hechette, there are our
picades, there is a farbe as well.

While at home, we
eat the chacuteur and it's from here.

The pig he sold
30 kilos under the chute.

I've known him since he was a child.

I enjoy eating him.

Yes, Steele? What's wrong?

The code of the blue card? Again? What for?

No, again? Wait.

Come on, Pino. Let me see.

34.52.

You got the blue card in the orange?

Yes.

In the red, I put the code of the blue card,

the number of the insurance and the alarm.

In the red, I put the MOURIB, the DF and the Wi-Fi.

It's better than the PIN.

That's why I call it the PIN.

You call it the PIN?

No, I don't see it.

No, PIN.

Come on.

Hey, I'm going.

Hey, take it.

Actually, PIN, it's written without a letter.

Yeah.

It's perfect.

Okay?

Well?

Rather, don't care.
You will have others, motorcycles.

Here, for the mowing.

No it's OK. Reaping is for me.

No, Fred.

Wait, Fred.

You're more broke than me.

Yes, but I don't have children.

It's not you I'm giving them to,
it's in Lille for his trip.

Can't you hide it from me, buddy?

Thanks.

What are you doing ?

I arrive where I must,
instead of standing there, chatting.

What a great influence.

Why didn't you get your own daughter?

I dream about it, but I don't have the money.

It's always the same problem.

You can't do anything without money.

You see, my dream is simple.

I admit, it's wonderful.

But it's not for us, Bouton.

Have you seen an earthquake in Italy?

It's done 3 times, the porons.

It could happen in Corsica.

All good?

Well yeah.

Given that Africa is approaching
Europe by one centimeter per year,

maybe one day the
Corsica will be stuck to the continent.

Can't you help me instead of talking about misfortune?

It's all wet, you put your mouth.

Do you think I'm going to be diffuse?

See, I can't, I have asthma.

You'd better not let me take out the compressor.

I put it in the trunk of the car.

Are you a connoisseur?

I've been tearing my nose for two hours and you're telling me it's nothing.

I thought you were having a mouth-bath.

I'm out of breath.

I'm leaving.

No, no, no.

Look what I found.

I thought they were rapids, but they're actually pieces.

What?

It looks like gold.

And a shaved face on it.

It must be valuable.

I don't know. I don't understand anything about pieces.

It's beautiful.

You want to sell it?

Yeah.

I'll never change your father.

Felix, your father...

I'm sleeping.

It's for fun.

It's for the housework.

As you wish.

I can offer you 15,000.

You sold it?

I want it for myself too.

I'm sure you can get away from that.

My friend, I don't know anything at all. It's gold.

I can not tell you.

I don't want to have a
antique to see again like that.

If you want, I have a cousin.

Spring rolls at my house?

Oh come on, am I going to crack up or what?

The day you see from a Chinese abyss
at my place, you can take me to the spirat.

Yes, here.

And what do you have against the Chinese?

There are billions of them.

There are so many that they
have more space at home.

They are obliged to
put all over the world.

And there will also be some in the village.

You don't see, you arrive in the
village and there are Chinese everywhere.

There will be Chinese in the
trees, there will be Chinese the fountain,

in the room,
in the living room, in the kitchen.

You are going to offer a little king.

Poof!

The Chinese.

You're going to offer the veg.

Poof!

The Chinese.

You're going to go to the bathroom.

You're going to treat yourself to a Chinese,
if he is at the end of you, he looks at you.

What are you talking about?

Imagine that there are Chinese who say that we know too much about Corsica.

They would be right.

I haven't seen one.

We're 352,000, the mess we have.

Where?

How are you, Fransois?

I'm fine, thanks.

We're going to take a loan for the house.

Oh, crap!

What did Julie say?

I don't want to say it yet.

Oh, damn, you're a bunch of shit.

Speaking of money,

for the money, we need to go to Nice.

We need to go to Nice.

If you want me to be discreet, it's the only way.

Oh, crap.

I'll shit on the plane.

Besides, I don't have any money.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of the money.

I can't.

I have Julie, my family, I have the job.

Fransois, don't joke.

We talk in the morning, at noon, we're here.

It's only to find an excuse.

A meeting?

Yeah.

Why in Nice?

Yeah, why in Nice?

That's what I asked her.

Why in Nice?

They told me it was there that there were meetings.

To find out why.

Did you do your homework?

No, after that...

When are you leaving?

Tomorrow.

But I don't want to go.

How come you're not going?

Because, even if it's only half a day,

it's a matter of principle.

We don't warn people at the last minute.

They have to take the regional direction.

I have a family life.

We don't warn people at the last minute

because these gentlemen decided to have a meeting.

But it's nothing.

Half a day is nothing.

You're right.

You know what?

I'm going.

I'm going to tell them two words.

They've never seen me angry.

It's going to make them laugh.

Calm down.

You know me.

Don't shout at me.

Did you get the bank's answer?

Yes.

But they said no.

What?

What's that, Fransois?

Wait, they said no.

Yes.

Believe me, I told them my way of thinking.

I don't care if you told them your way of thinking.

I want the credit.

Let me finish.

I'm angry.

You know me.

I told them he was out of the question.

He's refusing the loan.

So?

We got it.

It's true.

It's true?

We have the credit?

Yes.

Great.

I'm so happy.

Me too.

It's great.

Flying stresses me out.

I have a show about plane crashes.
They are all dead.

Are you doing it on purpose, or?

No, I swear, it's true.

Why are you telling me this ?

Because we can't see the plane.

He's stupid, that one.

You are more likely to have a accident by car than by plane.

Above all, that.

You're more likely to have an accident in a car than in an airplane.

That's to see a ticket.

Maybe the prices will be good.

It looks like...

Roman pieces.

Who is the head of the pieces?

I don't know.

We have no idea of their value.

No, the best would be to use a numismat.

What is it?

A numismat?

It's a specialist in coins and medals.

I know one if you want.

I hesitate.

Maybe it would be more wise to take the blue ones.

It's more daring.

But the black ones are a safe bet.

Yes, but the blue symbolizes France

and you don't know that the Japanese love everything that represents France.

It's not wrong, but we'll have to decide.

One of your planes is approaching.

Don't rush me, Coralie.

I'm not rushing you, sir.

If you're rushing me, this meeting in Tokyo is already stressing me out enough.

Have you thought of me as a calm person?

I've put them in your suitcase.

Hello?

Hubert?

Henri, the telegram from Paris.

Ah, Henri, what a surprise!

What an honor!

I won't take too much of your time.

It's good, I'm in the middle of a war.

Could you receive his expertise?

You're in trouble.

It won't be possible.

I'm sorry, Hubert.

You'll take my leave?

No, I regret it, but it's impossible.

Listen, write it down.

I'll put it on the voice.

That's all I can do.

A laurel in your hair?

Uh-huh.

It's not a joke.

Wait, I'll take a picture.

Sure.

Hubert, are you still there?

I can't read what's written.

What's written?

Galienus...

Azizan.

Tell your friends to take the first plane. I'll wait for them at my office.

But sir, Japan and medals...

Allow me to express myself, Coralie, but we're getting on each other's nerves.

If they knew the pieces I'm thinking of, we might be doing the thing of the century.

What... What do you want to do?

Guys, we're not giving away less than 3,000 euros.

The problem is we have to go to Paris.

That's a problem for me.

I'll have to come to Jullien.

I'll take the plane.

Yes, hello, sir. How are you?

The meeting went well, but you know what?

They're taking us to Paris.

What do you think?

Of course I yelled at them.

I gave them a soap, but what's the point of a meeting?

So, sir...

They're coming.

Listen, I'll call you back as soon as I'm up there.

Yes, I'll give you a kiss.

I don't like to lie.

I am only an inestimable

I'm interested.

You would be a salesman?

Yes, but how much do you estimate them at?

10,000 euros.

Sold.

Sold.

Sold.

Very well.

Do you want the transaction to be official or official?

It comes from what?

Cheque or liquid.

Liquid.

I don't like cheques.

Very, very good.

Would you excuse me for a moment?

I'm sure it's worth more.

We don't care. We want 3,000. We'll give you 30,000.

What do you think?

Is the office good?

Oh, shit!

I'll be able to pay the food bill for the...

I'll put it aside. We never know.

You know what I'll do?

I'll put a telescope on it.

No.

Here you go. 90,000 euros.

10,000 euros per piece

there are 9 pieces

that's what we said, right?

yes, what we said

what is to say

you don't want to count?

no, it's ok

you have to be very honest, sir

about the money

90,000 euros, guys. That's the best.

I never thought that coins could be worth so much.

Excuse me, sir.

A chocolate galette from Bolivia,

with a hazelnut ice cream

and basil from Saint-Remy-de-Provence.

Where is it?

Here, sir.

That's the chocolate galette?

Yes, sir.

It's a engraving.

Don't trust his size, sir.

You could face difficulties when you finish.

We wish you a pleasant tasting.

Sir, please.

We'll have another bottle.

Tell me.

This one.

Chateau La Flambe.

Excellent choice, sir.

Excuse me, why aren't you lighting it?

It's there, sir. Here.

I thought it was the year.

No, it's 1989.

You still have it?

Yes, but it's not the year.

Very well.

It's the first time I've seen a 20-year-old

with a higher price than the 1000.

You're right.

You should appreciate it when you drink it and when you pee in it.

It's so good, this restaurant.

The servers are always there during the meal.

It's like you're eating with a vigilante.

I like the bells, you see?

It's like a surprise.

What surprise? There's no surprise.

You know what you ordered.

It's incredible what happened to us.

There are still some rooms.

Some people will bathe.

They'll find them.

Good for them.

Where did you find them?

Three meters away. There are 52.

How many are 52 x 10,000?

Damn it!

See? They're not the same.

There's another type.

Another emperor.

Looks like Macron with the hair.

They're bigger.

Which ones?

These ones are bigger.

Damn it!

You're right.

Damn it!

Where did you find them?

I found them.

I'm sure there are others. I saw them but I'm tired.

Like this one.

Okay, leave it there.

One hit and it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Hop, it's in the water.

Come on, let's get the spades.

There are no spades.

Felix, they're Roman pieces. They came from the sea.

There must be a ship that sank somewhere.

No, look.

See the ground over there?

It's collapsed.

There's a rock that slipped.

If we lift the rock, there's a sea.

How do you check?

There's only one to lift.

We have to team up.

Go.

Damn it!

Damn it!

That's it?

It's the best detector of my tools.

If there's a fish with a earring, it rings.

Fish have ears.

Guys, that's gear.

Who did you work for? For Commander Cousteau?

What are you looking for?

Nothing, I lost my keys.

So, we take everything.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, damn it!

I'm stuck.

Damn it!

We're going to take the skates.

Why not? Underwater, you little...

Come on.

Come on, I can't do it.

What's this suit?

With the crocodile.

Crocodile?

It's classy.

It's classy.

Nobody will see you here.

It's useless.

It's not practical.

You know what?

Crocodiles are in the water all day.

If they chose this skin,

it's because they swim well with it.

They chose the right size.

That's it.

We need some water.

Come on.

What are you doing?

I'm touching you.

Not here.

And where?

Here.

Not here either.

OK, I'll touch you.

Come on, help us.

I'll be right back.

What are those things?

They're for peeing.

Yeah, and he's not overreacting, is he?

No, he's a bit tight.

He's a bit small, though.

It's because I'm cold.

I'm disappointed with the big bags.

I thought they were better equipped.

What's left?

They're still up.

That's all.

I feel like a duck in a pool.

It's Lucreti.

It's all right, he's under guard.

between the two of us.

How much?

I stopped counting to 4,000 and I was tired.

I'll get a Alibaba tattoo on my back.

The jewelry...

The jewelry...

It's worth a lot, right? Don't you think?

I don't know. I don't understand anything.

I never thought I'd be so rich.

But the one with the sword is even bigger.

In my opinion, it's worth more.

Go, buddy. You don't need credit anymore for the jungle house.

But it's not official money.

It's money. We don't care about the official money.

I suggest we go see the police.

With the police again?

No, but carefully.

You're smart. You say,

if we ever find any pieces on the Roman beach,

it's ours, not ours.

Don't be so sure, you're going to be in trouble.

What are we going to do with all this?

We're going to sell them. What are you going to do?

In Paris? Again? Fuck, I'm sick of it.

Listen, I'm going to buy it in Paris.

I'm going to buy it in Paris.

And the money, where do I put it?

Where do I put all this money?

You hide it.

This time, if we go to the Eiffel Tower,

you know how long it takes for the light to come from Saturn to the Moon?

70 minutes.

You know why?

Because the light goes at 300,000 km per second.

So if you go to the light station,

you put 0.0001.

0.0006 seconds.

What's that?

It's a plate.

A plate for the sandwich clubs.

Why are you...

Sandwich clubs?

The Romans, it's the Romans.

What sandwich clubs?

Pasta.

Yes, it's for pasta.

Oh, I want to eat.

Yes, well, some...

Salads, right?

It's for the Caesar salad.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, it's for the Caesar salad.

You're kidding me.

Again?

Again.

And now it's a meeting to do the report of the meetings.

But believe me, they're going to hear me.

And when are we going to sign at the bank?

Sign what?

The loan offers.

Oh yes...

No, no, but it's okay, I signed it.

What do you mean? But I have to sign them too, normally.

Yes, yes, but not now.

Because I would have put pressure on them.

Oh no, they told me, no sir, it's not worth it for your wife to sign.

No, I hold it up like that.

Did you do your homework?

I'm not.

Bro.

He's touching me.

I'm just a word.

Inestimable.

I don't know if you realize what you have found.

It's an archaeological discovery unique to the world.

It's a piece of history that you have on this table.

No, on this table I only see money.

These pieces have nothing to do with the others. They are much more expensive.

So, I can offer you 3 million euros for the 50 pieces.

That's all I have.

Well...

It will be fine.

And... if we ask for more?

What? There was more.

I said yes.

We're going to get into trouble.

I'll have to find the funds.

He'll also have to find a solution so we don't come back to Paris.

If you want more parts, you'll have to come and get them.

In Corsica?

Far away.

By plane, it's an hour and a half.

And in the light, 0.03 seconds.

Yes.

We wanted to ask you...

We found this too.

I have to tell you that jewelry is not really my thing,

but I can make it be analyzed by a...

...brother-in-law.

A gynecologist?

A gynecologist?

Yes.

A gynecologist.

Yes.

What is it?

A stone specialist.

Ah, like the machos.

Yes.

Excuse me, I'll be right back with the money.

I know you.

Don't be silly.

We'll be careful.

Yes.

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

Go ahead, ask me the time.

What time is it?

Tell me the time.

Go ahead, ask me the time.

What time is it?

Tell me the time.

This one is better.

And the ones in the showcases?

Sir, that's something else.

It's very high-end.

You know, they're very rare pieces.

Rare pieces, we know, guys.

How much was the blue background?

It's out of the question.

I don't think it's for the front.

No, it's not for the front.

How much?

70,000 euros, sir.

Oh, you'll give me two.

One in blue and one in white.

Very well, sir.

You're crazy.

He took me for a whore or what?

I'll take two, too.

You can even do it for the left.

You're a right-handed, aren't you?

No, for the front.

You're a right-handed.

You're a right-handed man, you're going to leave in a hurry.

You have to keep your feet on the ground a little bit.

And this morning you spent more than 150,000 euros.

150,000 euros is nothing.

It's three pieces.

I'm telling you, you shouldn't be marked.

The essential thing is to stay discreet.

There you go, I found the word.

Discreet.

I don't know.

You're crazy. You were discreet.

That's why I took the black one.

A Ferrari is like a fly in a glass of milk.

It's not a Ferrari, it's a Lamborghini.

It's the same.

Don't shout, you'll be noticed.

It's not us.

Discretion.

Dad?

Who's car is this?

It's mine.

It's incredible!

See?

It's beautiful, isn't it?

It's crazy!

That's a rocket.

Can I play some music?

Yes, here.

Ah, it's great!

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You alright?

Here.

I put you on a trip to the Delhi.

Every month I owed you and a year in advance of food.

Where did all this money come from?

It's a legacy.

A legacy?

Who died?

It's uncle Joseph.

Joseph?

He died?

I saw him yesterday.

Oh, yes. No, not uncle Joseph you know.

No, it's another Joseph. It's uncle Joseph from Strasbourg.

Uncle Joseph from Strasbourg?

Yes.

I didn't know you had family there.

Me neither.

I mean, it's a hidden uncle.

You know, the family secret.

Since it was hidden, we didn't see it.

We didn't know it existed.

We found out it was alive when he died.

Ah, I also took another linguistic trip to Canada for Lille.

I already paid my part, you have yours.

8,000 euros.

8,000?

Yes, it's nothing.

You just have to tell your guy to make a pair of breasts, a ass.

It's settled.

I'm going.

She refused my credit.

What a wimp, that banker!

So, I wanted to ask you...

Can you build me a house?

And a little problem, I warn you,

I won't be able to do it without a check.

And you call that a problem?

Anyway, Fransois, I'm not doing anything.

I'm just going to do it.

I'm going to do it.

Great.

Not me, Julia.

She must think the bank is the one financing it.

Don't worry, I won't tell her anything.

Especially if you lend me 50,000 euros.

What?

Yeah.

Are you crazy? Do you want me to take it out on you?

I don't know.

You took the money for the house.

I don't know what your deal is, but it seems to work.

What deal?

You were tough with Felix and Ange.

And suddenly, you're drunk.

Everyone knows that.

And you know, Fransois, I saw you in your garden.

There were a lot of holes.

Yeah, it's because I have a lot of money.

Money?

Yeah, and a variety of money.

You should be careful, Fransois.

You took the money for the job in Corsica.

Taking the money for the job in Corsica isn't complicated.

What?

Just kidding.

Sorry, I missed it.

So, first you took the job in Corsica.

Then you took the woman in Corsica.

If you take the money in Corsica, it's going to be a lot.

You should be careful.

About what?

About everything.

I put the cushions back in place.

You're interested in the department now?

Where's the work?

Everything's fine. I found a very good entrepreneur.

Great.

He accepts that I pay him in black.

He accepts that I pay him.

That's normal, isn't it?

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

All work deserves a salary. I pay him.

I pay him.

Did you do your homework?

I'm not going to.

If you don't, I'll call the police.

That's it.

It's for you.

I was crazy.

I was in deep shit. You were there. I promised.

Where did you find all this money?

In Strasbourg.

In Strasbourg?

There's a lot of money in Strasbourg.

We go to Strasbourg, we find money like that.

No, you have to look a little, you see. But you find.

What's that sofa?

I was fed up with the other one. It was sticking out of my eyes.

Where's the old man?

I gave it to my cousin Angele.

What? You gave your cousin the sofa?

Yes, what's the problem?

A cousin doesn't have to be given a sofa.

You saw me give a sofa to a cousin?

We weren't going to keep the girl you wanted to put in.

You don't know how much money I put in that sofa.

You're laughing. We were in a mess.

I know. He was very good to me.

I was very attached to the sofa.

I didn't know you liked it so much.

I liked it a lot. It reassured me and gave me a balance.

Why didn't you tell me?

Out of pity. There was a story between him and me.

It's not easy.

Where are you going?

But it's not for sale.

Okay, but yes,

it was for sale.

I don't know, but it's a good store.

Come on, a million.

I'll give you two.

Two million Euros. - Yeah.

And what's more, you keep
your position as director with the same salary
until retirement.

Fransois, that's a surprise.

I was passing by and I said,

I'd like to say hello to my cousin Angele.

It's been a year since we last met.

No, it's been ten years.

Ten years!

Time flies. It's hard.

Come in.

Do you want a coffee?

Of course.

Come on, let's go to the kitchen.

No, in the living room, if you don't mind.

Go ahead, sit down, I'll be right there.

By the way, thanks for the sofa.

You're welcome.

Anyway, it's worn out, and Julien found it ugly.

It's true that he doesn't stand out at your place.

Poupee loves it.

I see.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Nice, Poupee.

Oh, Poupee.

Nice, huh?

Did he get the Covid, Poupee?

He's growing, he's not dying, anyway.

Poupee? No, come on, I won't do it again.

Come on, come on, come on.

It's true that he's a player.

Poupy, what's this ticket?

It's mine. For the croquettes.

Personal.

You're a nice guy, Poupy.

The problem is that my father's cellar is deep.

My mother can't go to the grave.

What do you want? To move the cellar?

Are you crazy? Don't touch my father.

I want you to install a cable car

that goes from here to there.

A cable car?

Yes. A cabriolet cable car.

When it rains, it puts on the hood.

When it doesn't, it's gone.

An electric hood.

I don't want it to get dirty.

It'll cost you a lot.

I have a big budget.

You've made a great sale, sir.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

You're keeping your position as director

with your salary for another five years.

Under the orders of your general director, sir.

I'll get it.

Come in.

I'm not introducing myself.

Let's go.

I think you should put some gold back in the workshop.

Honey!

I didn't think he would sell it.

You know, Fred, what you can't have with money, you can have with a lot of money.

I don't like to play.

It's a bit of pocket money for Lea. 5,000 euros.

And you give her this too. It's a diamond necklace.

Diamonds?

Ange is 13. Diamonds.

So?

She got 12 in math. It's to reward her.

12 is not a good grade.

Are you kidding? I never got a 12.

My father would have made a tattoo. I had the date.

I have to go.

And Lea?

You give her a kiss?

You're the one who's taking it this weekend.

Shit!

I forgot.

I had to tie a knot on the calendar.

I can't because I have to...

I have something to do.

And you tell her I'm taking it next week.

You're on your mark, Mark, you're on your mark.

Come on, let's go.

Daddy!

Wait, the train!

Daddy!

Daddy!

But I was supposed to go with him this weekend.

He can't take you.

He doesn't have time.

The pool, we'll put it there.

30 meters out of 10, it's a bit small.

It's better than nothing.

The pool? What pool?

We're not going to build such a beautiful house without a pool.

Everyone's going to have it.

Yes, so?

It's great.

What will people think?

Can't we build it under the house?

Under the house?

And how are you going to get it?

Fransois, the city will have it too.

Don't you want us to bury it too?

What's the problem with the neighbors?

Every time we talk about something, you're afraid people will see it.

There's no problem.

I prefer to be discreet.

I want a beautiful house. I don't care about people.

She's right.

Fransois, this house has to be beautiful.

We could put palm trees all around the pool.

Palm trees?

Palm trees?

Small ones, then.

One meter.

One meter palm trees?

You can put bonsai as a cuticle.

What's wrong, Fransois?

I feel nervous.

You look like you have something.

Something to hide.

No, not at all.

So...

We'll put palm trees.

Good idea.

Big ones.

California.

That's a good idea.

What's that?

It's a Lambiski.

Oh! Is he finished there?

What do you mean, it's finished?

It looks like it's a some kind of sketch, he, who did it.

Stop, Mommy.

It's not one of the most famous things of the 20th century.

Oh, well.

We'll put it in the pantry.

But, Mommy, it's a fortune.

Well, you're so ungrateful, my son.

I have your bag inspected.

I have only one word.

Inestimable.

It is a trusk jewel.

It has more value than the pieces.

My brother-in-law thinks it costs 300,000 euros.

I am a buyer.

Do you have any others?

Fifty.

Fifty.

Yes, it will cost you 15 million.

Don't talk about the money.

I want to hide it.

In my ass.

I am ready to buy everything.

Unfortunately, I don't have the money.

But I have a solution.

Monaco.

Monaco.

There is one of the best sales in the world.

If you want to buy it,

if you sign these jewels on the sales catalog,

you would have no trouble finding buyers.

And what would you earn?

A commission of 20%.

No?

10.

So?

Sold.

Sold.

Thank you.

She hasn't seen him in two weeks.

Poor thing.

She spent the whole day waiting for her father's birthday call.

Come on, darling.

You need to go to bed. It's late.

You have a nice gift, though.

I don't want to die.

I don't know what he's doing, but he's going for real.

Look at him. He's not going to jump.

Let him go once he's done.

The champagne is good.

It's good for the price, but it's better when it's good.

I need a little flower.

You're kidding. 300,000 for a flower.

300,000 for a plant.

And the bees, all we found.

The bees are gone.

What?

How did you like us?

I defended them. I made a Viking roll.

I thought it was worth nothing.

I was humiliated. I didn't even like you.

It's okay. We'll see about that.

Gold is expensive.

This guy is crazy.

Gold for a kilo is worth nothing.

You've sold millions to make a ball.

You're a real nut.

It's okay, guys. With the money, I'm fine for life.

It's okay. It's okay. Nothing's wrong with you.

You know what? He's right. You're a real kid.

You're going to be a man one day.

He's talking about being a man.

What? What did he say?

You talk to me about being the man.

Because I'm not a man?

No, the man is your wife.

What?

Guys,

we've calmed down.

It's not nice what you're saying to me, Felix.

He is right.
Are you whores calm down or what?

And you ?

Are you talking about fucking
money to know more than to do with it.

You think I bought you watches
or cars to make you your daughter?

You never had, you
never dreamed of your life.

Shut up.

Oh yeah?

And you, what is there to do?

Nothing.

You weren't allowed to keep your wife.

You're the failure.
If your father saw you, he would be ashamed.

Hey!

Calm down.

Calm down.

Wait. Felix is right.

You're fine.

You didn't want to say that.

Yeah.

You know very well that we're not in the best of hands.

I wasn't talking about his father. I was talking about him.

And what do you say? We're not even close.

I've been here for 20 years. I'm a little close.

It's your fault.

You're not my fault.

And you'll never be.

I'm not your fault?

You know what?

Felix is right.

Since you've had fries, you've become a big asshole.

I'm an asshole?

No, you're not an asshole. You're an asshole, you idiot.

Hey, guys, calm down.

No, I'm not calm.

You know what? I'm out.

No, I'm the one who's out.

No, I'm the one who's out first.

Well, I'm out too.

Hubert.

Yes?

Congratulations, my friend.

The pieces and the jewelry you sell are incredible.

I would say rather priceless.

Thank you very much.

I must admit I'm very proud of it.

Mr. Hubert de la Roche?

Yes.

Police.

What's going on?

What you're selling here doesn't belong to you.

It comes from the sea. It's state property.

Not at all.

It comes from my client's private property.

Who gave you that?

I'm a respectable man.

My deontology forbids me to tell you the identities of these people.

I'll never say no.

Then you'll be the one to be prosecuted.

Felix Bianca Maria, Angenierie and Fransois Clerc.

Where exactly do these pieces come from?

We found them on my land.

The expert says they come from the Roman treasure of lava,

which was in the sea.

He's only talking nonsense, your expert.

I didn't even swim.

I confirm, because you're drowning.

Madam Judge, if you'll excuse me,

your expert is certainly right,

but is it possible that these pieces were in the sea a long time ago,

and that in the meantime someone buried them?

Yes.

And apart from the ten pieces you've exposed for sale in Motaco,

have you found any others?

Four.

Four or twenty?

Eighty.

Eighty-two.

And where are they?

In the tank.

No, we sold them.

Very well.

You're under judicial control,

and all your goods are seized.

I can explain everything.

You really took me for a fool.

I'll be the one to do it.

Ah, you're leaving? Thank you, because I found this painting rather ugly.

I know you.

But you were a woman before.

Madam, we must leave your house.

The justice system is in place.

It's my poor husband's house.

Sorry, madam.

Don't worry. I'm just in need of a lock.

We'll go back later.

Mama!

What? Let me talk to her.

She doesn't want to see you.

You thought you could get away with it.

With your cake cars and your stupid little girls.

You've completely screwed her up.

I'm not going to stop giving her presents.

You don't understand.

She doesn't care about your presents.

She just wanted to spend time with you.

You're so unbearable.

Lea!

I heard you were on foot.

You're out of cassava.

And you don't have a nose anymore.

Hello?

I got kicked out by Julia.

Shit.

Don't you mind if I kick her out?

Excuse me for the other time at the club.

I'm saying nonsense.

No, I'm the one saying nonsense.

I'm the one at zero, I'm not telling you.

Okay, you say it.

You're going to do X.

You're not the judge anymore.

We always fight.

Same here.

You're not inflating, are you?

I never inflate.

Something bothers me.

It's me.

You're naked?

You're disgusting.

Put on a coat.

I can't stick to you.

See the size of the bed?

Touch the bottom.

I have no more money, no more work.

And you're naked.

You're cold.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Christian.

Armand.

And now, let's pray.

You did see?

I gave you the plaque with the entrevallant hospital.

I don't want to talk about it now, but...

For the bill of dry men, what address do I see?

Like a house.

I'll make you a check.

They're lying, Mr President.

They claim to have found a hundred pieces,

but according to our experts, the treasure was much more important than that.

They have defiled the cultural heritage of France.

They are simply the worst lepers.

Oh yeah? Where are the lepers?

Sit down, Mr Neri.

We may not have found lepers,

but we have put our hands on the pieces you sold illegally.

Mr President, I have known the Biancamarilla family for a long time.

And I can assure you that Felix is a hard worker.

But he never worked.

He doesn't work because he has no job.

But he is a hard worker.

And you didn't see all the money they had?

I don't see well, Mr President.

Wait, you're not blind, are you?

Hey, I just see shadows.

I'm a high-ranged presbyter.

High-ranged?

Yes.

What are you?

Do the accused fix you up with liquid?

Never, never.

Anyway, you know, I never take liquid.

It's illegal.

And besides, they never paid me.

They never had any money.

Ange...

He spent a fortune for my brother in a shop.

It's a good thing, Mr President.

It's a good thing.

I want my heart in my hand.

And my friend.

Mr President, Felix is a charity worker.

He gave a lot of money to the Church.

Yes, yes, yes.

But it was the State's money.

And what is the State's money?

It's theft.

You're right.

It's not nice to steal.

But giving what we stole to do good,

it's called having a heart.

And nowadays, there aren't many people with a heart anymore.

Besides, I've never seen you give a little money to the Church,

Mr Prosecutor.

Silence in the courtroom.

I call the last witness to the bar,

Miss Leliane Hery.

Hello Leliane, we are listening to you.

Hello.

I know that what my father did is not good.

But he is not a bad guy.

He did no harm to anyone.

He has always been very nice to me.

He is a very good father.

I love him with all my heart.

So please, don't put me in prison.

The court condemns Mr. Felix Blancamaria,

Ange Nery and Fransois Clerc to two years in prison with sursis,

as well as confiscation of all their property.

We're good.

We've known each other better.

Wait, Fransois.

You found a job, a family.

You're not happy?

Well...

It's not that easy.

Julien's making me pay for it.

He's making me work.

Like before.

Oh, don't start. I'm just kidding.

I hate Estelle and her food pension.

I don't care.

I reconciled with her and that's all that matters.

She's my real treasure.

Honestly, do you think we were happier with all this money?

Honestly?

Yes.

You know, guys...

My father and I won everything in a crazy way.

I did everything I could.

I bought everything.

With what money?

I decided to work.

That's serious.

I assure you.

How are you going to do it?

You've never worked in your life.

I don't know.

But I know I'll find the solution.

I feel it.

And then what?

We all have money. Why?

For things that have nothing to do with money.

That's it.

A great philosophical moment.

But it's true.

We all try to succeed in our lives.

But what is it to succeed in your life?

I'm going to tell you.

The goal of life is to be happy.

That's all.

You should put on a cap because you're insulating.

It's not like you're a good cigar.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, a good Cuban.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck!

What? What? What? Ange!

What's going on?

Ange!

I had to pay him completely

What?

The dish

I knew how they were grilled

They didn't come to search, that's not my name

You came to know how much?

I don't know, I signed my taste buds

The dish

What?

45 million euros.

Damn, this is the most expensive sandwich in the world.

I have only one word.

Inestimable.

You're taking it out of my mouth.

It's an...

...etruscan dish.

What was he eating in it?

I don't know, salad.

No, not a club sandwich, anyway.

It's unique in the world.

I don't have that much, but I know a collector who might be interested.

If we get caught, we'll go straight to jail.

Is your buyer a safe guy?

He's a Japanese industrial rich man.

A Japanese? Where is he?

In Japan.

No, guys, no!

I'm not going there. Otherwise, Julia will fire me.

You can't tell him you're in a meeting.

You're laughing in the plane. Are you going to take opium?

Guys, this time, we'll have to be discreet.

Don't worry. I'll take a blue marine Ferrari.

I'm in.

Well, let's celebrate.

Where can we eat bear food in Paris?

Bear food?

Yes, because bear food is priceless.