All language subtitles for Winter.House.S03E04.720p.WEB.h264-EDITH[eztv.re]_track3_eng

- Yeah, boy, let's go!

- Previously,
on "Winter House"...

- Whoo!

Oh, (BLEEP).
Kory!

- I checked on Amanda.
She's much better.

- When is she aiming
to come now?

- Like, a 6 a.m. flight
tomorrow.

- Oh, yay.
- Yay.

- You've gotta
let loose, Tom.

Come on.
- I'm loose.

- The only type I really have,
is falling for people

that are emotionally
unavailable,

which, actually, Tom falls
into that bracket, right now.

- I actually like you.

- I've been out of the game
for such a long time,

but this is fun.

It's kind of exactly
what I need, right now.

- I'm gonna
shoot the shot.

I just gotta figure out
the most opportune time.

I know I'm not gonna find
a relationship in this house,

but a little makeout
wouldn't hurt.

- You gotta just...

- Kory and I never kissed.

I was spitting
in his mouth.

**

* Got my hustle
at the crack of dawn *

* 'cause I've been putting *
[music slowing down]

- I've seen a ton of really bad
morning afters.

I feel like we have a nine
or ten person job on our hands.

- All right.
What's the damage?

[sighs]
- (BLEEP). Damn!

- Oh, my God.

- How did the tea
get into the pool?

- I mean, it actually
smells like tea.

- But had a good night,
not as filthy as this situation,

but it was nice.

[alarm sounding]

[laughing]

- I had a lot of fun
last night.

I like,
got the Chinese food out,

and I was eating it,
and Schwartz was like,

"Malia, do you want me
to warm that up for you?"

I was like,
"No. No, Schwartz."

- I adore him.

You know when you just meet
a ----ing good human,

you're like, you,
the world needs more of you.

- Do you think, as you get
to know him more, or no?

- I mean, like--

- I mean, maybe.
- I wonder what he'd be like.

- He's too nice in, like,
a good way, you know.

- Katie usually dates
very good-looking, chiseled,

very direct men,
and Schwartz is not like that.

- I think
she's crushing hard.

- He's adorable.

Bless his little soul,
you know.

- Dude, I don't know
what the (BLEEP) happened.

- Were you up for this?
- Some of it.

Are you working?

- Um, uh, yeah, I wanted to do,
like, a few things

while my brain
was functioning.

- This is disgusting.

**

Why is there just an egg
over here?

[laughing]

- Got you a water.
- Thanks.

- Just be thankful
you went to bed when you did.

Jordan was really upset
last night.

- How you feeling?

[sighs]
- Swollen.

- I don't want you
to beat yourself up over it.

- She thinks
that Kory and I kissed.

- What?

- Did they even, like,
actually kiss?

- She says they didn't.

- I don't know
if I saw a kiss.

All you're trying to do,
is just, like,

lay one on him, right?

[laughs]
- No.

I feel like my temptation
has subsided.

Ooh, with every memory
that comes back,

you're just, like, cringing.

The Kory crush
has expired.

The vagina has spoken.

She said
we're not doing this.

So, I gotta
follow the leader.

- It's totally okay
to have a moment.

You don't get to 40

without having plenty
of emotional moments.

- Hi. I missed you.
You left me, again.

- It's not up to me.

- Is there any good news
from last night?

Did anyone get some
last night?

[bell dings, laughing]

- I love your and Danielle's,
uh, chemistry,

up front, simple.

- It's progressing nicely.
- Good.

- Y'all have that perfect
friends with benefits balance

even though you just met,
like, four days ago.

- Yeah, I've just been
running around

like it's spring break,
basically.

- That's a good question.
[laughing]

Um, doesn't always
work out well, does it?

No, I-I--
it's been really nice.

You know, I mean,
she's lovely.

Hopefully,
we're able to continue

to enjoy the time
we're spending together,

or it can completely
blow up in your face.

I'm a big self-sabotager.

- You could do some
light probing today.

- Don't look me in the eyes
when you say, "Light probing."

[laughing]
- I'm sorry.

- That's some big weight there.
About to get a workout in?

- Nice.

- Caution-- wet floor.

- Is your lady
coming today?

- She's already in her,
like, second leg of her--

- Yay!
- Yay.

- I wanna start, like,
undoing some boxes.

All right. I'm off.

Look,
we've been sending it.

I'm actually craving
a little mother hen-like vibe

from my wife.
Reel me in.

Reel me in, wifey.

We just brought
too much stuff.

Like, that-that's
the moral of the story.

[vacuum whirring]

- Did someone lose a bra?
- Oh, that's mine.

- You guys want breakfast?

- I woke up this morning
legit like this.

Like, there was, like, drool
all over the pillow,

and I was like,
"What time is it?"

[laughing]
"Where am I?"

I love this house.
I really love Kory,

but I know that I called
the girl he's seeing trash.

- Yeah.

- I mean,
I wanna hype Jordan up,

but, at the same time,
I have that awful feeling

of, like, looming regret
and guilt.

- I don't love eggs.

- I'm really nervous
that he's gonna find out.

It's gonna be amazing.

[grunts]

[phone ringing]

- Hey, mom.
- Hi.

- I got two boxes here.

- It's, like, hey,
welcome to my world.

Here's Bollywood night.

I'm excited for everyone
to have, like,

a little taste of India

and for me to kinda show off
my culture and cuisine.

Growing up,
I went to Catholic school.

I was, like,
one of four Indians,

like, in this whole school.

So, like, I was always, like,
embarrassed about my culture

and stuff like that.

And then coming into my own,
and growing up, and maturing,

and stuff like that,
I'm proud of it.

Plus, I wouldn't really
put a number on it,

but I've won
several women over

with my cooking skills.

- Dude, I'm so over this
already.

She brought her entire
----ing closet.

- Tom, good morning.

- There he is.
- Listen, maybe it was
a bad call

to talk about exes,
and I'm sorry.

- I thought it was
very positive.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna be here
all day.

- I wanna know about Alex.
What'd you guys do?

- Just a little
sexy time, you know.

[laughing]

- You went
full penetration?

- Jesus Christ.
[laughing]

- Morning.
How are you, chica?

- Better.
- Yeah?

Get some coffee.

- Scrambled eggs for anyone
that wants them.

- Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Are you making food,
right now?

- Yeah. So, we're going
horseback riding today.

- Yeah, wait.
What's the full plan?

- So, half of us are gonna do
the riding through the snow,

and then half of us
are gonna go in snow buggies.

- That's perfect.

- Are you making food
for everyone?

- Yeah.

- All right, she's here.

[laughing]
- I'm so excited.

- Thank you.

- There she is!
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Tired.

I don't wanna say that
I'm not excited to see Kyle,

but I'm with him 24-7,
like, just all the time.

- Everybody is excited
to see you.

[sighs]
Yeah, we're all, like--

- My energy is at a-a two.

- At a two?
- Yeah, I didn't sleep.

And I love giving him
his space to do his thing,

and I was just with my friends
doing my thing.

- What do you think
of the house?

- Wow, how pretty.

He needs this--
That's why I go to bed early,

'cause I like to give him
his time to do his thing

and get weird late at night
while I'm in bed.

- Okay, guys.
- Amanda!

[cheering]

- I want first.

- Hi, my love. Sorry I'm late.
- So good to see you.

- I ditched you
for a bachelorette,

and I ditched you for--
- Noro.

- Yeah.
- Good to see ya.

- Good to see you, too.

- We need to figure out
who you don't know.

Jordan and Alex.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Nice to meet you.

Alex, nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

- How are you feeling,
though?

- So much better.
My stomach's just off, though.

Can I get a water?
Do you have those here?

- I don't think
you're ready for this.

- I'm definitely not.
[laughing]

- Wait until you see
our bedroom.

Let me get your bags.
It is a beautiful bedroom.

- So pretty.

- Wow, well done.

- I've tried to, like,
keep it organized.

- All right. I'm gonna
go get ready for the day.

- Glad you made it.
- Me, too.

It was a trip, for sure.

- You know, it's been fun,
but I've missed you.

[laughing]
- Same.

Wanna give me a tour?

- It's, like, kind of
a weird floorplan.

- Mm-hmm.

- Tom and Alex.
- Wear a hat.

- That's Jordan's room.

This is Brian's room.

- Oh, my God.
- That's the tour.

- Thanks.

- Go-- she-she's got some news
to share.

- I'm sure. Dani girl,
what is going on?

Has everyone been
getting along?

- Um, you met Alex, right?
- Yeah.

- I've been hooking up
with him.

- I love you for that.
- It's been fun.

- Danielle, have you been
just living

your best ----ing life?
- Yes.

- Oh, my God.

Danielle and I
have actually been able

to become a lot closer
over the past few months.

I want her to have fun
and thrive

'cause that was tough.
- We are done.

- We've already been done,
sweetheart.

- You're a ----ing monster,
and you're not gonna ruin

my entire last weekend.

- She was a sad girl
but not anymore.

- Not, like, serious about it.
It's just fun.

- As it should be.
- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- Guys, the cars are here.
Let's go!

**

- Hi.
No one is wearing snowpants?

- No.
- W-we're good with jeans, okay.

- I think we're
just gonna go rogue.

- Let's go rogue.
I love going rogue with you.

- Let's just do-- let's--
- Obviously, Katie is gorgeous

and, uh, hilarious.
I love her personality,

but it's just
I think I'm too in my own head

to really, like,
lean into the romance.

- All right.
We good?

- Okay, I'm here.
- I'll drive.

- Alrighty.
- Oh, (BLEEP) me. I'm tired.

- Such a pleasure to meet you.
- You, too.

- We've been anxiously
awaiting your arrival.

- Yeah, I'm so excited.
- I'm low energy, but I made it.

- Buckle up.

- Yes, father.
- Off we go.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

- This is what I mean by,
like, you have to dress

for your hair.
Like, now your hair works.

- Thank God she's here
'cause, honestly,

your outfits have, you know,
they've been lacking

a little bit.

- That's absolute bullsh--.
- I did pick that out for you.

- Do I follow you guys?
I don't know if I do.

- Well, I follow you, Tom.
- What's yours, Katie?

- Katie Floody.
- All right.

So, who has been
horseback riding before?

- I'm a ribbon
winning equestrian.

- Are you?
- Are you? Okay.

- That's why I chose this,
to get back into my bag.

- Was this, like, when you
were younger, growing up?

- When I was younger,
yeah, like, into my teens.

- We always had
horses growing up.

I'd ride 'em once in a while,
but I kinda,

after I got ran over by one,
I was, like,

I've just been always weary.
- Whoa, whoa.

- What?
How did that happen?

- You got ran over by a horse?

- I'm probably,
like, nine or ten.

I was shaking the food can
for them to come in.

When they hear it,
they run in so fast.

I just figured
they're gonna run around me,

but he-he just charged me.
- Damn.

- We're here.

Wow, look at thing!
- Those are badass.

- Whoa, it looks
like a transformer.

- Those are James Bond-esque.
Holy sh--.

- Yeah.
- Kyle.

- Justin-- nice to meet you.

Welcome to Del's
Triangle 3 Ranch.

- What's happening?

We've got a--
we've got a ten person squad.

- All right.
So, this is my family's ranch.

This is Del's Triangle 3 Ranch.

For your guides today,
we have Jack, Lila,

and my grandfather, Ray.

We have horseback riding
and side by side tours,

as you guys can see.

So, horses are gonna go over to
the corrals with Lila,

and then the side by sides
are gonna come with

me and Jack over here.

- I'm going side by side.
- Guys, let's go.

- Buggies, buggies, buggies,
side by side.

- Horses.
- Look at the horseys.

- Oh, my God.

- You wanna ride with me?
- Let's take a shot.

Let's get it.
- All right. Let's do it.

- Perfect.
- You wanna ride shotgun?

- (BLEEP).

- Okay, guys, let me give
you a little orientation.

- Look at his get up.
- Right?

He's such a vibe.
- I feel so underdressed.

- Climb up onto
the mounting block.

Put your left foot
in the stirrup.

Take a little hop.

Come over and sit down
gently in the saddle.

- This is Sunny.
- Hi, Sunny.

- I wanna have you
get on this one.

- Perfect.
What's your name?

- This is Bebe.
- Hi, Bebe. Hi.

- A big baby.
- Big baby.

- And also a big butt.
[laughing]

- I like big butt.

- Pretty lady, pretty horse.
- Me and my boots.

- So, you can go ahead
and give it some gas.

There you go.
- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah.
How does that feel?

How does that ----ing feel?

- Yeah, let's ----ing go!
Whoo!

- Whoo!
- Let's go!

I love anything
that goes fast.

I convinced my dad
to let me get a motorcycle

when I was 18 years old.
I was driving it.

A car pulled out
in front of me.

I hit the back of them
and flipped over the car.

If I didn't have the helmet,
I would have completely died.

At that point,
I was a-a lunatic.

This is a mild version
of what I was.

- Hey, are you flooring it?
- Not yet.

- Whoo!
Oww!

- And go.

- Dude, whoa!

- Yeah! Yeah!

- Whoa.

- We hit white!
- Eat my rooster tail.

- Gorgeous, guys.
This is awesome.

- That was sick, baby.
I like the donuts.

- It's beautiful.
- Okay, Aspen, let's go.

Good girl.
Come on, Aspen.

- When we were going through
the horse sh--,

I just put
my little zipper thing up

'cause I was
just waiting for it.

- Really?

- Little horse sh--
is good for ya.

- Speaking of horse sh--,
what happened last night?

- I saw you and Casey
flirting hard last night.

- Appreciate it.
- I got you.

- You're really muscular.

- She was actually opening up
a little bit more.

- Word vomit.
- She told you, too?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- What?

- She just kinda kept on
saying that Sam is trash.

- She said that?

- Jesus.

- It definitely had, like,
mean girl

from high school vibes.

- I mean, Casey doesn't
strike me as, like,

a sh-- talker but, like,
apparently.

- Clearly, she is.

That's ----ed up.

- Coming up...

Hey, mom, how many onions?

So, I add the chiles
at the last minute?

- Something about a man
who can cook, it is sexy.

- You do it in
a big karahi pot, right?

- Don't mind that
I Facetime my mom 12 times.

**

- Nice and easy, Aspen.

- They really like to be
at each other's bums,

don't they?

- Yeah.

Let's ----ing go.

- It's kinda cool
back here, too.

- Wait until you start
getting sprayed with snow.

- It's such a nice day.

- I'm feeling the
Colorado vibes, for sure.

- Can you imagine what
it's like just to sh--

wherever you want?

- It's everything
I hoped it would be and more.

- All right, you can swing off
just like how you got on.

- Thank you.
- You bet. Thank you.

- Thank you.
That was a great day.

- Howdy ho.

- How was it?
- Howdy ho.

- Was it fun?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, it was a blast.
- Yeah.

- That was a lot of fun.

- Thanks, Jordan,
for arranging this beautiful,

majestic horseback ride.
- Yeah.

- All right.
Do we have food here?

I've been really
wanting a sandwich.

- Yeah, we do.

- Are the sandwiches
all the same?

- Yeah.
- Sandwich?

- I mean, please.

- Thanks for the
spread, Jordan.

- Want a little cheese?
- I'll eat some cheese.

Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Are we making moves soon?

- Yeah, what's the plan
tonight, Benni?

- The theme for tonight
is gonna be Bollywood night.

We're gonna take a little--
a little trip to India.

You know, all the Indian
traditional outfits,

I had 'em all sent in.
- Oh, wow.

- And then I'll be
cooking an Indian dish.

- Yay.
- Wow.

- It's gonna be spectacular.
- I'm excited.

- All right.
- Should we moves?

- Call it. Let's call it.
- Let's hit it.

**

- Whoo, time to poop.

- All right,
ladies and gents,

let me give everyone
your outfits.

Follow me. Follow me.
- This is exciting.

- This is for AB.
That's Amanda.

That's for Tom Schwartz.
- What's up, girl?

- Oh, this is great, dude.
- That's yours.

- I'm so excited.
- So pretty.

- Katie, he, like,
really turned this out.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

- I'm excited.
Hell yeah.

- Okay, what needs to be done?

- We're making my mom's
Dhaba chicken curry.

- Whoo-hoo.

- Cooking is sexy, yeah?

The sounds, the smells,
the feels.

- How much garlic
do you need?

- Um...
- You don't know.

- It's getting there.
I'm getting there.

[phone ringing]
Dharma.

- Mom, I need you
to pay attention.

Look how much chicken,
a little over ten pounds.

[laughing]

- How much garlic?

- I'm good. Thanks, ma.
I love you.

- What are we doing
with these potatoes?

- Um, um, potatoes,
let me ask her.

Potatoes-- what do I do?
How many?

- Four, okay.
- Four?

All right.
I got it now.

Hey, mom, how many onions?

So, I add the chiles
at the last minute?

Two teaspoons?

Do I throw that in
after the chicken?

You usually do it in a big
karahi pot, right?

- Scroll down and see.

It says let it cook
for 20 minutes.

- All right.

I swear I know what
I'm doing, guys.

I'll call you back
in five minutes.

[laughing]

- Somethin' about a man
who can cook or a--

or just anyone who can cook.
It is sexy.

Don't mind that
I Facetime my mom 12 times.

[laughing]

- Is that attractive
when you call your mom

and ask her for everything?

- Yes, it's so cute.
- Yeah.

[laughing]

- As much as I wanna tell Sam
the information

of Casey
talking sh-- about her,

I've decided against that
because she's gonna be upset

and be spiraling,
but I'm gonna handle it

because I'm ----ing pissed.

- Need help decorating?
- Yes, please.

All right, thanks, Malia.
Family dinner-- I love it.

I love it.

**

- Sh--!
I'm done.

[whistling]

- I put garam masala.
I put chili powder.

I put coriander.
I put cumin.

So, put a little more garlic?

- It needs, like, more masala
and some more chiles.

- Yes.
- Mom, are you so proud of me?

- Whoo.
- Beautiful.

- Can someone help me
get this over my tits?

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, buddy!

Looking ----ing sexy.

That's what I'm talk--
ooh, hoo-hoo.

- Oh, my God.
- It's an actual ballroom gown.

So cool.

- I've got all that ass.

- Alex is very flirty,
and, like,

I overthink every single thing,

but I'm sure
everything will be fine.

- Brian is hooking us up.
- I know. This is--

- Right?
- I love that.

- Ooh. What?
Is there a problem?

- It doesn't tie.
- Boobs are too big.

I don't wanna
hurt your boobs.

- You got it.

[laughing]

- I think I'm gonna rip it.

Another extra outfit?
- Ooh, I have duct tape.

We can tape it to my body.
- You could clip, tape, double--

I don't ----ing know.

I don't know what
girls could do.

- You look beautiful.
How you feelin'?

- Not great.
- Kissy.

- No, I don't--

- God, this is gorgeous.

- Everyone looks great.

- Yeah, I'm really
excited for this.

Okay, so, Alex, he's, like,
the flirtiest person ever.

- Ever, yeah.
- Yeah.

- And do I know that he's still
flirting with Jordan?

Yeah, because, like--
- Yeah.

- If they made out tonight,
where, like, where would you be?

Like, what would that--
- I'd be upset.

- Yeah.

- Like, I literally was
with him this morning.

- Yeah.

- I'm finding myself
more attracted to Tom.

- Oh!
- Do you remember?

[laughing]

- You're gonna have to
be the person

to make the first move,
if anything were to happen.

- Yeah.

Why do bitches gotta do
everything around here?

- I don't ----ing--
- 'Cause we own this house.

- Dude, I needed
a lowkey night.

- Yeah, this is it.

- So, I'm thinking we're
just gonna do that top part.

Does that work?
- You fixed it.

Thank you so much.
- Okay, you're welcome.

- Looks like some
serious business meeting

is about to happen here.
- Just nonsense.

- Wait, did you ever, um--
did you chat with Casey at all?

- Yeah, I'm gonna do it
at dinner in front of everyone.

[laughing]

**

- Cheers.

Hey, what's an
Indian cheers?

I think it's [indistinct].
- Hold on. Let me get a glass.

- [indistinct]?
- How do you know that?

- I Googled it.

- "I Googled it."
- Like, tonight or just, like--

- Within-within an hour.
[laughing]

- I'm, like, so nauseous.
I don't know what to do.

I feel like I'm
gonna throw up.

- My God.
- Gorgeous.

- Hello.

- Very cool.
- All out, right?

- Nailed it.

[toilet flushing]

- Oh, my goodness,
there he is!

- Oh, my God!

[cheering]
Man of the hour!

- Where is Amanda?

- I'm not feeling well
at all,

so I think I'm gonna stay
in the room tonight.

I'm sorry, guys.
- No, take care of you.

- All right.
[sniffles]

- All right. Everyone, uh,
gather to the table.

- I'm going to
sit right here.

- Bone-apple-teeth.

- So, what you wanna do is,
you wanna put

a little bit of rice in
the corner of your plate.

There's a rule in
Indian culture.

You don't wanna let
the food get past

that first line
of your finger.

Otherwise, you're sloppy.
- Oh.

- Oh.
- But everyone use your hands.

That's what it's all for.
- Thanks.

- That's what
it's all about.

- Mmm.
- Wow.

- This is lovely.
Thank you, Benni.

- Yeah, thank you so much.
- This is really lovely.

- The big thing about
Indian culture is family.

As a family, we eat dinner
together every night

when we live together
and stuff like that.

- Every night? Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's also strong opinion
of not moving out.

- Do you live
with your parents?

- I just moved out
last year.

- So, are you supposed
to stay with your family

until you get married?

Is that how it's
supposed to be?

- Yeah. Every parent wants to
see their kid get married

and then get grandkids.

I came into this house

thinking that I could find
something serious.

I wish that's what
was happening, but it's not.

- I would love
to get married.

You know, I really want to have
a lot of weird offspring.

- How do I
re-strategize, restructure,

and, like,
make it a rom-com?

- Brian Benni would
be the best husband.

- 'Cause I'm failing.

- We'll see.

I can't wait to have
kids and be pregnant.

I can't wait to see how
big my boobs are gonna get.

[laughing]

No, but I think there's gonna
be some hard things.

- I'm just gonna
go right into it.

- All right. So, I know
we had everything positive.

So, I kind of have
a negative thing

to kinda go into.

I don't like
going behind backs,

so I-I kind of hit things
straight for the front.

So, it's been brought
to my attention

that you have been talking
a lot of sh-- about my girl.

I think it should stop.

- All right. It's been
brought to my attention

that you have been talking
a lot of sh-- about my girl.

I don't know
y'all's history.

I don't give a (BLEEP)
about the history.

I just think
it should stop,

and I don't think anyone
wants to hear it again

'cause there's friends here that
are friends with her, as well.

I don't think that's what people
around the house should do

or family that we're talking
about should do either.

- I feel like, you know,
I regretted it when I woke up.

It was the first thing
I thought of,

and I was like
I should tell Kory,

like, I-I made a mistake.

I said something bad,
and I shouldn't have.

- You can say, "Trash."

That's what you said
multiple times.

Like, Sam is also my friend,
and she is not trash.

- So, you don't know her,
but you have friends

that know her.

- It was people she went
to college with.

I think it's, like,
being intimidated in a--

in a new environment.

Sometimes it's, like,
an awful, catty thing

that girls do
in high school,

and maybe it's a habit
I never broke.

I-I don't wanna sound
like I'm justifying it.

It was just wrong,
and I'm very sorry.

I feel really
terrible about it.

- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Yeah.

- Well--
- Back to family stuff.

- This is all
super awkward and confusing,

but what I can gather,
is two things.

Sam is not trash,

and they are definitely
in a relationship.

It wouldn't be family
without a fight, right? Yeah.

- I know.
I feel like-- you know.

- It's like, if you want
Kory to clarify something,

talk sh-- about her.

Suddenly, he's not
in a gray area.

- Well, listen.
Hey, everybody, cheers.

Listen, I really appreciate
all of you guys

sharing your culture
with me and allowing me

to share my culture
with you all.

So, cheers to culture
and cheers to family.

[cheering]

To a night out in Bollywood.
- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- I'm gonna check on Amanda.
- I'll get the plates.

- Are the lights off?

- We should save
the naan, yeah?

- Hey, just checking in.
Can I get you anything?

- Okay.

- Like, taking
it easy tonight.

- I'm gonna get
my jammies on.

- These are
not sexy briefs.

- All right.
So, let it steep.

- I think you just let it steep.
You just kinda--

Teabag.

- That's because
you're a good person.

- You're gonna use this
to better yourself,

and that's literally
all we can do.
- Yeah.

- I went to
boarding school.

Can I be a catty girl?
Yeah.

I'm not proud of
when I act like this,

but I guess being a mean girl
is kind of in my blood.

I don't think there's
a single photo of me

ever wearing pink.

- Sh-- happens.

Like, it could be me
tomorrow doing something,

you know.
- Please, I need a night off.

[laughing]

**

- This feels so good.

[snoring]

- What a day.
How do you feel?

- Whew.

Always crushing it,
Danielle.

- What do you mean?

- All right. I'm having
a glass of wine.

- Good night, guys.
- Good night.

- We all know I love
my girlfriends

and my potatoes.

Can you mash my tates?

- Uh, I sure can.

- But ultimately, even if Alex
came with, like, a golden array

of mashed potatoes,
loaded potatoes,

tater tots,
French fries,

salt and vinegar on top,

it's still not going to
be enough for me

to be interested after he's
hooked up with Danielle.

It's over.

Bring the potatoes anyway,
but it's over.

- This is the first glimpse
into the case study

of how casual sex in
this environment is impossible.

- Just the way Danielle is
looking at Jordan and Alex

and how they're interacting
with one another,

and she's like--
like the people's eyebrow.

Like, hold up.

- All right.
I'm going down.

- Nighty-night.

- She's trying to
play it cool, like,

"Yeah, I'm-I'm fresh
out of a relationship.

"I'm, like,
no strings attached,

"casual sex."

But late at night, if any
of this keeps happening,

we're gonna have
some issues.

- (BLEEP) off.

Coming up...

- I don't know how to say this,
but Katie is so hot,

but I can never hook up with
someone named Katie again

in my life.
- Okay, so,

relinquish the past
and move forward.

**

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Thanks for the
delicious meal.

- All right.
Nighty-night.

[ding]

- I gotta
tell you somethin', man.

- What's that?
- First of all, I love you.

- I love you, too, man.
- Second of all,

I think me
and Katie hit it off,

but, like,
it's name prohibitive.

For some reason,
it just feels, like,

somehow disrespectful
to my ex-wife.

I'm gonna keep it light,
but I'm gonna ask her

if she can change her name.

- Yeah, I think
that's a fair request.

- Well, how you feelin'?
- Better.

I feel so bad that I missed
the whole dinner last night.

- It was a good dinner.

- What's going on with,
like, Danielle and Alex?

- Last night, like, I could see
Danielle out of the corner

of her-- of her eye, looking
over at Alex and Jordan

'cause they were gettin' chummy.

I can already kinda tell
there's some feelings.

- That's why you don't (BLEEP)
on the first date, man.

[laughing]

- Well, this was their second.
[laughing]

**

- I'm still annoyed,
but it's not enough for me

to make a big thing
about it

or continue to be
upset about it.

So, go flirt.
Go do your thing.

I'll do mine.

We're all still
single here.

**

- So, we're gonna
go out tonight.

Rhylee is coming, and we gotta--
- Who is Rhylee?

- Rhylee is our
friend from Florida.

She's driving her van
across the country.

- Yeah. Well,
she's from Alaska.

Rhylee fits
in, in Colorado.

She's a yachtie but
also a ranch hand.

- She's here for
the adventure.

Yeah.
- Yeah, she'd spice it up.

- Rhylee?
- Yeah, I got it.

It felt like you didn't
have confidence in me

to get them up off
the swim deck.

I'm also a boat captain.

- Look at this.
- Great.

Next time, don't come to
me and tell me

that I can't
----ing read.

You speak to me
condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it
to ----ing captain.

- Rhylee is a wild card.
- Yeah.

- Like, you never know.

- I think you never know
what you're gonna get.

Oh, my God, look how
beautiful it is outside.

- Let's play flip cups.

- Casey's gonna be down.
She's a down-ass bitch.

I mean, beautiful woman,
but I mean,

in an endearing way.
- No.

- I just texted her.
I told her.

- She's a down-ass what?

- Bitch in an
endearing way.

- Tom tries
to give an insult

or call someone
a bitch or a slut.

He says,
"in an endearing way."

- Three, two, one, go!
- Let's go.

- Drink it.
[laughing]

Just drink it!
- No.

- That doesn't count.
- Oh, (BLEEP) me.

- I told you that
was too much.

- There you go.
You got it, Katie.

- There we go.
- Go, go, go.

- A little more--
a little more.

- Let's go, boy!

- A little less--
a little less now.

- Oh, no, okay.

- Yeah, bitch!

[ding]

[cheering]

- Hello!

[cheering]

Hello!

- I was on five!
I was on five!

- Hello?

- Rhylee, why the (BLEEP)
are you in the flip flops?

- Hi, Katie.
- Hi.

How are you?
So good to see you again.

- Hi.
- I'm Jordan.

Nice to meet you.
- Jordan, I'm Rhylee.

Nice to meet you.

- You came in at a very
hectic time. I'm sorry.

- I know. like,
I was like, obviously...

[overlapping voices]

- Nice to meet you.
My hands are freezing.

- Oh, my God, okay.
- Yeah, it's a pleasure.

- Okay, I'm gonna
check on the pizza.

- Well, I'm ready
for a drink.

- Yeah, let's go inside.

- So, you just
came from Florida.

- Yeah, I just drove my van.
- And the flippy-floppies?

- I'm from Florida, too.
- I'm sorry.

- I live in--
I live in Fort Lauderdale.

- So, I run a boat
in New Smyrna,

but it's currently
in Miami, right now.

- Oh, New Smyrna,
no sh--.

[laughing]
- We don't have shot glasses.

- Just ----ing pour
the sh--.

- It's gorgeous in here.

I have to figure out,
like, where I'm at.

- Sure.
- Okay, great.

All right, onward and--
- Down.

- Down, okay.

- Can you feed me a bite?
- Yeah.

This is
really garlicky,

but it's really good
for your immune system.

Fresh.

[laughing]

- Wow, I love garlic.

- Down here is your room.
- This looks like a-- okay.

- This is your bed.
- Awesome.

- So, you're with Jordan.

- Yeah, I won't be able to
make out with anyone tonight.

- Well, unless someone
loves garlic.

- I love garlic.
Another bite.

- I don't even
need to shower.

I just need to know
how casual, sexy

I might need to dress.

Like, this town seems,
like, a little laid back.

- Today, I'm-I'm gonna
be hoing a little bit.

- Homing?
- Hoing.

Like, we're going for it.
[laughing]

- Okay, great.

- Wow, you're looking good.
- Oh, hey.

- Thanks, guys. I clean up.
I just needed a garbage.

But now that I'm in here,
tell me how great I am.

- You're great.
- You look great.

- Casey, I'm smashing her!
[laughing]

[laughing]

- It's still riding
a little bit?

- Oh, God,
it's riding so hard.

- What a lucky leotard.

- It just spews out.

Like, you can't
even control it.

- It's uncontrollable.

- Hello!

- Yeah, yeah.
We're going out.

We're going
into Steamboat.

- It's gonna be a
----ing rager, bae.

- Miss you.
I'll talk to you later.

Have fun.
- Okay.

- Yeah, that's good,
with the light jeans.

[imitating gunshots]

- Everyone, ready?
[cheering]

Right here, one, two.

[camera clicks]

- Yes. We're going.
Come on. We're going.

- Come on, guys.

- Oh, my God, it's actually
a beautiful evening.

- It is.

- Sit on my lap.

- Well, there's
a whole 'nother row.

**

- Hi, mom.
- Hi, mom.

- M'lady Malia.
- Whoo!

- Malia, m'lady.

- Of course, Kory, you wouldn't
wear a ----ing sweater.

- I'm so glad
you're here.

- The old ball and chain.

- Yep, ball and chain.

- We wanted to get rowdy
tonight with some whiskey.

- All right, guys.

Quick cheers to Rhylee
joining the fam.

- Go, Rhylee!
- To Rhylee!

- Yeah, Rhylee!
[cheering]

[imitating gunshots]

- When Kyle was calling me
and was like, "I miss you,"

I was like...

- Aww, you have
so much love.

- I know.
He's great.

- Kory, you got your
houndstooth on.

You're looking ----ing fly
as (BLEEP), right now.

I love you.
What's been going on?

- Sam and I,
it's so wild.

We literally
have been so good.

I know, for sure,
we're together.

- Yeah.
- Like, what?

How did this happen?
I really like Sam. I do.

- I don't know why it makes me
really wanna cry.

Oh, I love you so much
from the day that I met you.

- Schwartzy,
I wanna check in.

- Are you good?
- As an insider,

she's a bit
interested in you.

She just wants you
to take kind of, like,

a little bit of--
- Initiative?

- Yeah.

- I don't know how to say this,
Katie is so hot,

but I can never hook up
with someone named Katie.

On some level,
it still feels disrespectful

to Katie, my ex-wife.

- Listen, I know who she is.
- I know it's silly.

We've been divorced a year.
- I'm friends with your ex-wife.

- I know, but it's just-- yeah.
- But at the same time,

her last name is Flood,

and she actually
normally goes by Floody.

- Can I change the subject?
- No.

- I'm willing to go
above and beyond

to make sure I don't hurt
my former Katie, again,

but I think
I'm kinda overcorrecting

for the whole Raquel
make out incident.

- Did it in the most humiliating
public way towards me.

I'm done with you
disrespecting me.

- Relinquish the past
and move forward.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Coming up...

- What did I tell you?

- Oh, my God.
[cheering]

- I like Katie for you.

- Not Katie-Katie, right?

- No, Floody.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Floody, yeah.

- Right? And I also will
give people space.

- Tell me more about New Smyrna
in South Florida.

- Okay, well, uh,
like, I'm from Alaska.

- But you told me you're
into bass fishing and, like--

- I meant trophy fishing.
- Okay.

I like that Rhylee is,
like, a badass.

She carries around, like,
a ----ing Rambo knife and sh--.

I don't know if she'll tie me up
and attach me to the bed

and, like, beat the sh--
out of me.

It's intimidating.

It's intimidating,
but I like it.

Fun fact-- I don't--
I don't chase a lot.

- Well, you're a man, so you
should probably try to do that.

- I feel like me, you, and Benni
are the only one that

I'm, like, gossiping
with and stuff.

- It's 'cause
we're a vibe.

Well, I like talking to you
probably more than anybody.

- I know. I like talking
to you the most.

- But it's, like,
I don't know.

- But it's platonic.
- I know.

- I'm not trying to
disrespect anybody,

and Danielle was like,
"No, we're just on vacation,

blah, blah, blah. It's fine."
- Well, I'm not in the mix.

I don't know what else
is going on.

- Yeah.

- Oh, hello.

- Very nice to meet you.
- A pleasure.

- If Danielle
decided that

she wanted to hook up
with somebody else,

I don't think I would
really have an issue.

We're single.

It is open,
you know,

and that would tell me
that, hey,

that I can still be
having fun, as well.

- I'm like--

- It would free up
everyone.

- Tom.

- Sorry.

- I can (BLEEP) with that.

With Schwartz, I don't think
he has it in him right now.

- What'd I tell you?

- I don't know what
he's thinking at this point.

Like, is this
just me, like,

having a little
high school crush,

and that's
all it's gonna be,

or could this
actually happen?

Guys,
we're going home.

- Let's do a shot of Jäger
and go home.

- We can pour it in
each other's mouths.

- Well, oh, my God,
yeah, I would love that.

- Guys, the cars are here.
Let's go!

- Let's go!

**

- Oh, my God.
[cheering]

- Next time,
on "Winter House."

- Every time I go
to talk to Jordan,

you're just like...
[mumbling]

- Maybe you should find out,
like, how the world works.

- I'm trying to recruit
people for tonight.

- We literally invited every
single person in this town.

Yeehaw!

Jason!

- Hello!

- I step into the house.
I breathe in.

And suddenly,
I'm pregnant and drunk.

- What if you like someone

who you don't wanna be
in a relationship with?

- He is having
the, like, make out

and then the, like,
freak out.

- Why wouldn't you
penetrate Katie?

- Oh.
- Floody!