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Oh, boy.
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Good old hotcakes.
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Love them.
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Hey, why don't you eat
your hotcakes
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before they get cold?
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I've got to work
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on my radio slogan contest.
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If I win, I get 10,000 bucks.
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You've been working
on that thing for weeks.
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You'll never win.
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I got it.
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How's this for a slogan?
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"Burpo Pudding, what a treat.
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Even good for tired feet."
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Beautiful.
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Burpo Pudding, what a treat.
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Even good for tired feet.
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I just love ketchup
on my hotcakes.
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Oh, that's delicious.
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But for me, I like
the good old-fashioned syrup.
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It's a little bit sweeter.
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What did you say?
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That's what I thought you said.
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Wait, now.
What's the matter with him?
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His jaws are stuck.
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Heave up.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Hold it.
Maybe it's something he ate.
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Yeah. It's those hotcakes
of yours.
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My hotcakes?
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You're crazy.
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Well, I admit
the hotcakes ain't so good,
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but the syrup's delicious.
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You idiot.
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That's not syrup, that's glue.
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I got it.
This will open it right up.
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There. Now, watch it.
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Oh.
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I got it.
Hot water always melts glue.
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Wait a minute.
I know what I'm doing.
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I... I just know. There.
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See, it worked.
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What are you trying to do,
boil me?
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You think I'm a lobster?
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Oh. Wait a minute.
Unguard your eye.
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I fooled him.
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Well, you certainly did.
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Pardon me.
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Yes?
Get away from here.
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Hey, Shemp, bring me something
to clean my mouth.
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Oh, this will clean anything.
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Open your mouth.
This will fix it.
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I've got to write.
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I've got to finish
this here thing here.
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Shempy.
What-y?
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Like to play games?
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Oh, I love to play games.
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Close your eyes
and open your mouth.
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There.
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Answer the phone.
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Hello.
Hello. May I speak
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to Mr. Shemp Howard, please.
My name is Shemp Howard.
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Mr. Howard, this is the
Mystery Motor Jackpot Program.
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If you can guess the name
of our mystery auto
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from the sound of its motor,
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you will win
the $50,000 jackpot.
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Listen now to the mystery motor.
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Oh, that cheap gasoline.
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Oh. My bunion aches.
Bunion ache. Bunion ache.
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Bynyan Eight.
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That is absolutely correct,
Mr. Howard.
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You have just won
the $50,000 jackpot.
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Fifty thousand dollars.
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I'll be right over.
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Hey, fellows, I just won
the $50,000 jackpot.
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Oh, boy.
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I won a contest at last,
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which makes up
for all of the past.
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Hot dog. Now we can live
like gentlemen.
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Gentlemen.
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Boy, what a swell dump.
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You know, this reminds me
of that penthouse
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we were thrown out of once.
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Look at this room,
fancy and clean.
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I feel like a king,
if I just had a queen.
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Oh.
Quiet.
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Hello. Send up a dozen bottles
of champagne.
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A dozen.
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Dozen!
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Spell it?
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Make it twelve instead.
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Gentlemen, the furnishings
in this room are of great value.
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Now, for instance,
this genuine Ming vase
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is valued at $5000.
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Ming. Oh, no wonder it cost
so much for a Ming coat.
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Over here, please.
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Now, this beautiful bed goes
back to Henry VIII.
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That's nothing. We had a bed
that went back
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to Sears Roebuck the 12th.
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Always kidding.
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Gentlemen, if I can be
of further service,
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please call me personally.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Personally.
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You cement head.
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Why, that's an insult with me.
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In my country that's an insult.
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En garde.
I got it.
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Look, a rowboat.
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A rowboat? You're crazy.
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That's a horse trough.
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Horse trough, rowboat?
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In a hotel?
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You imbeciles, that's a bathtub.
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Go on, take a bath.
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Wait a minute.
It ain't spring yet.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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See the grass?
Where?
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You're crazy, that's a bath mat.
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Oh...
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Oh. Help.
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Turn on the lights.
I can't see anything.
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It's dark in here.
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Fellows, help me.
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I'm going blind.
I'll... I'll help you.
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I can't see. I can't see.
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What's the matter?
I had my eyes closed.
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Go on. Take a bath.
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Boy, what a beautiful bed.
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And just what we need
a triple decker.
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I want the upper berth.
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You get less air up there.
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Uh, how can I get up there?
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Where's the ladder?
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What?
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How I love this pretty bed.
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Now I'll rest my weary head.
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Good night.
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What happen?
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Get this Henry VIII off my neck.
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When I get out of here,
I'll murder you for this.
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What are you trying to do,
break my neck?
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Your neck?
Look at my hat.
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It is broke.
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So it is.
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Oh, I can fix that.
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My hat.
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Why you...
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Pay for it. That's what I'll do
with you.
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Come here.
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Look.
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See that?
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Quiet, you guys.
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Oh, boy.
Champag-ny.
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Give the man a tip.
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Certainly.
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There you are, my man.
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Yes, Darwin.
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That's a good baby, Darwin.
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Girls.
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Girls, I just found out
that the three bachelors
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that won
the $50,000 jackpot contest
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are right next door to us.
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Fifty thousand dollars?
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Baby, how we could use
some of that.
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And we will get it too.
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Darwin, you go next door
and you get lost.
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We will come and find you.
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Go on, Darwin, go on.
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This bottle is flat.
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So is your head.
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Oh. I'll sharpen this one up.
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Believe me, I'll sharpen it up.
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I'll get this one to start off
in a minute.
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I guess I sharpened this one
a little too much.
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You've had enough.
Give me that bottle.
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Let go.
Give me that.
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Let go.
Ungh!
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Boy, oh, boy.
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I got them. I got them.
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I'm seeing things.
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Moe. Moe.
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Moe, I got them.
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I got them.
I'm seeing gorillas.
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Well, don't look
at me when you say that.
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You know,
one of these days, I'm...
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Hey, look, those pants
are moving. The joint's haunted.
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Maybe it's ants.
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Hey, fellows, what's going on?
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Your pants are walking,
and you ain't in 'em.
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Mm-hm, you've been drinking
again, eh? That's impossible.
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Whoever heard of pants walking
when nobody's in them?
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I'll show... Ow.
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My pants bit me.
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We better kill that.
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Wait a minute!
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That's that $5000 gadget.
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Oh, I ought
to annihilate you. You...
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Here, I'll get it.
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Wait a minute.
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Let a guy
that knows how to do it
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kill that thing.
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Why didn't you give me
a softer board? Get out of here.
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And you, why didn't you move
that vase over further?
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Well, I'll tell you... Oh.
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Now, listen, you...
Hey, fellows, you were right.
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It was a big animal,
all covered with fur.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.
That bath went to your head.
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Come on, get your pants...
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♪ Come in ♪
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♪ Come in ♪
♪ Come in ♪
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Gentlemen, this registered
letter just arrived,
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and I thought
it might be important.
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Thank you.
Oh, it must be our prize money.
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My bed.
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Oh. My vase.
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My beautiful vase. Oh.
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You ruined my room.
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Quiet.
I can't hear myself read.
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Excuse me.
I'm wearing my short eyeballs.
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Oh, they'll put us in jail.
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What's the matter?
Something wrong?
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These figures stagger me.
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So will my bill.
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Hey, fellows.
Trouble on hand.
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Hey, fellows, get up.
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Hey, fellows.
Oh.
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Hey, get up.
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Something tells me
we better beat it.
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Go on, get dressed.
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Come on, you.
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There's something peculiar
about those men in there.
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Don't let them get out.
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I'm going down to make up
a bill they'll never forget.
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All right, boss.
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Hey, we gotta get out of here.
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They'll throw us in jail
if they find out we're broke.
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What did you do?
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I just dotted his eye.
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What do you mean,
you dotted his eye?
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Well, like this.
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We'll see about this.
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And remember, girls,
we must have them propose
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to us right away.
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Okay.
Now, look pretty.
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That's that darn detective.
He won't go away.
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He won't, eh?
Well, we'll fix him.
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Man the champagne buckets.
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Give.
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We're terribly sorry.
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We thought it was somebody else.
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Oh, that's all right.
It was...
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How about coming in and having
some champagne, girls?
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Thank you.
We will come back as soon
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as we put on some dry clothes.
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Yippee!
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Yahoo! Yahoo!
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Oh, what's the matter?
259
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Are you all right?
What's happened?
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Oh. Oh. Oh, my back. Oh.
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Straighten me up.
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All right.
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What are you trying to do,
break my back?
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Why, you ungrateful...
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Come on, out of the way.
266
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,067
Open up, it's the manager.
267
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,291
Oh, no.
268
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,732
Come on, let's get the police.
269
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,088
This time we'll get
that manager for sure.
270
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,257
Heave.
271
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,296
You fools. You stupid idiots.
You dumb bell.
272
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,964
Wait a minute.
Please, wait a minute.
273
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,733
It was all a mistake.
Forgive us.
274
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,957
Yeah, let's kiss and make up.
275
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,938
Why, certainly.
276
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,807
Close your eyes.
277
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,776
Pucker your lips.
278
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,777
Ready?
279
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,961
We're waiting.
280
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,919
Boy, are we in trouble.
281
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,321
I'll get you out
of this trouble.
282
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,722
I'll win another contest.
283
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,991
Roses are red, violets are blue.
284
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,535
You crush his skull,
I'll break him in two.
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