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Hold it.
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Right here's where we
start to take the census.
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I'll question the first one so
you guys can get the hang of it,
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then you'll take
the lower floors.
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Hey, incidentally, you fellas
remember what you were taught?
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Well, I...
Yeah, you...
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He...
I see, you don't remember.
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Well, we'll have to rehearse.
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Larry, you play
the part of the husband,
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you play his wife.
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Oh, no. I wouldn't
be his wife.
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Why not?
You're not my type.
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Ooh!
All right, come on.
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Get in there and pretend
this is your house.
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Come on.
Get a move on.
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Get going in there.
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Ooh!
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Come in.
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Oh, pardon me, madam,
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I was looking for
my two partners.
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Good morning,
what is your name, please?
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Shempetta Howard.
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Well, married or single?
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Married. This is
my husband, the rat.
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Cut it out.
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Tell me, sir,
have you any children?
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No children.
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Where were you born, madam?
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In the hospital.
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Hospital?
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Yes, I wanted
to be near my mother.
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Is this your home state?
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No, we're from the South.
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Yowser.
Hallelujah...
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Um... Uh... Uh...
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, please.
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What part of the South?
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Montreal, Canada.
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Mighty pretty country
around there.
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That's the home
of the wild gooses
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and the mooses, and the meeses...
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And the mouses.
Come on, get going. Get out.
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Hurry up, now,
and let's get going.
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We got plenty of work
to do here.
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Oh, all right.
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By the way,
where's our credentials?
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In the safe.
Oh.
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What safe?
In here.
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Larry, open it.
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April fool.
It's a musical powder box.
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What do you know,
a musical powder box.
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Well...
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Musical powder. I'll get
the credentials myself.
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Ah... Ah... Ah...
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What is that?
I rigged that up myself.
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Boy, looks real natural.
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And it's got baby-blue eyes.
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April fool.
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Here, hold that.
Thank you.
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There's powder on it...
Oh! Oh!
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Hey, leave him alone, you...
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Quiet. Come on,
we gotta get to work.
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Clean him up, clean him up.
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That's it, clean him up good.
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Oh, oh.
There you are.
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Now, which way do we go?
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Where is everybody?
Oh, here he is.
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Hello. All right.
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All right,
here's your book back.
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All right.
I'm all set.
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Here, here.
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All right, come on, get busy.
We gotta earn some money.
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Money, ah, money shrinks.
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So do you
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every time you
get near a bathtub.
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Remember, we're census takers,
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not ordinary idiots.
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That's right.
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How do you do?
I don't want any.
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Wait a minute.
We're census takers.
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Oh, what have I done
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to deserve this?
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Here you go, lady.
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Ooh!
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Very well.
Walk this way.
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You must excuse my place.
We just moved in.
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Sure.
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What is your name, please?
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Wyckhoff.
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Irritation in the throat.
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Uh, as I said before,
your name, please.
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Wyckhoff.
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Because he don't
brush his teeth, lady.
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Quiet.
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Your name, please.
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Wyckhoff.
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Excuse him, lady,
he's got a frog in his throat
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from eating toadstools.
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Ouch! Ouch! Oh!
Let go of my ear.
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You'll give me earesephilis.
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Then quit clowning.
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Oh!
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You asked me my name.
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It's Wyckhoff.
Lucy Wyckhoff.
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Are you married?
Yes.
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And I'm terribly upset
and frightened.
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Why?
My husband's insanely jealous.
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He almost killed a man.
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The man merely spoke to me.
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Adios.
Toodle-loo.
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Goodbye.
We're gone.
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Come back here.
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We're not finished, you cowards.
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Ooh!
Now, get busy.
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All right, what does
your husband do?
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He's an expert in legerdemain.
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Lederdemain... Oh, a bookkeeper.
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No, he's a prestidigitator.
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Oh, a pants presser?
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Are you guys ignorant?
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Didn't you hear the lady say?
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He presses refrigerators.
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Oh.
Oh.
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No, no, no.
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We do an illusion act
in vaudeville.
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He's a magician.
He makes things disappear.
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I got an uncle who can
make things disappear.
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Is he a magician?
No, he's a kleptomaniac.
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Oh!
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What's the matter with...?
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No.
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Oh!
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Ah... Ah...
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Ooh!
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Hey, Moe, Moe.
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Look in there.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Hey, Larry,
it can't be. Larry.
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Moe!
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Moe!
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What's the matter?
I saw a freak in there.
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He snapped at me.
Oh, he scared me.
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You idiot,
you're looking at yourself.
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How do you like that?
I always scare myself.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, I went to get my hat.
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What are you doing?
Come on, here.
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Get something done around here.
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Oh, you fools,
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you ruined my trick mirror.
That's part of my act.
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We're sorry, lady.
Get on with your business
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before I throw you out of here.
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Ah, nobody loves a census taker.
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Come on, we'll get this
over in a hurry.
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Oh!
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What happened here? Get up.
What's the matter?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
that's a trick chair.
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It's also part of my act.
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That chair's got weak knuckles.
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Now, the first
question will be...
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Uh, excuse me, please.
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Did you get anything?
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No.
Neither did I.
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- Who...? Who is it?
- Well, it's me.
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Who were you expecting?
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J-just a minute, dear.
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You know, we're getting
no place fast.
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It's my husband.
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Hide in the bedroom, quickly.
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If he finds you here,
he'll kill all of us.
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We'd better get someplace, fast.
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Hey, what's the idea?
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I'm sorry, dear,
I had to shut off the oven.
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Oh?
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The window.
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Easy, kid, easy.
Come here.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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What was that?
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Oh, it was just... Just the wind.
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Yeah? The wind don't walk,
and I heard footsteps.
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Well, he won't get out of here.
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There.
You and your suspicions.
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Oh, okay, okay. Say,
we'd better get a little shuteye
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before we get to the theater.
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Remember, we got a couple extra
performances to do.
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All right.
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Oh! Oh!
What's the matter?
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I'm sick. Oh!
You're sick?
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Yes. Must be something I ate.
What's the matter?
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Get me a hot water bottle.
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Hot water bottle.
Hot water bottle.
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I remember, I left it
here in the closet.
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No! No!
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No, get me an aspirin
in the bathroom.
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In the bathroom.
Okay, I'll get it for you.
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Shh!
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Now, listen, you gotta get out.
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I'm coming, dear.
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Scram.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Uh, here you are, darling.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, boy, am I ever tired...
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I feel fine now, dear,
thank you.
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Ooh! Ooh, my knee.
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Oh, oh, ooh, my knee.
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Oh!
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Confound that trick chair.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'll get rid of that chair.
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There.
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Hey.
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You fool.
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If he finds you here,
he'll kill you.
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If he finds me here,
I deserve to get killed.
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Oh!
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Tell him I'm your aunt.
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Oh, darling,
I'm sorry I suspected you,
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but, well, you know how much
I love you.
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Well, won't you tell me
you'll forgive me?
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I forgive you, dear.
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How about giving Daddy
a little kiss, huh?
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Come on, honey,
give me a little kiss.
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Ouch!
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Ouch.
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Darling, you're rough.
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You hurt little me.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Ooh!
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She did have a man in here.
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Ooh!
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Two men!
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I'll kill them,
that's what I'll do.
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I'll kill them.
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Ah...! Ooh...
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Three men!
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Wyckhoff is after us.
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Give him the works.
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It's Larry.
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Come on, come on, hey, hey,
come on, let's get out of here.
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It's locked.
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Quick, we'll hide in the box.
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Shh!
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Ha!
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Now, wait a minute.
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Stop or I'll shoot.
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I'll fill you full of lead.
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Okay, you asked for it.
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Ah! Ah!
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No.
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There were three of you.
Where's the third home wrecker?
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So you won't talk, eh?
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Are you gonna talk?
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Moe?
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Ah, ah, ah.
Don't you dare.
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Don't you dare do anything
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to endanger the lives of others.
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When you drive, drive carefully.
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Ah...
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Throw him in the box.
Here.
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We'll take him to the police
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and charge him
with attempted murder.
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Hey, wait a minute,
this is pretty light.
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Now I've got you.
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Well, what have you got to say?
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Make mine fried.
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Why, you! I'll...
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Scram!
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