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♪ Oh, the wedding bells
Will start to ring ♪
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♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪
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♪ The birds and bees
Will start to sing ♪
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♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪
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♪ Dinga, dinga, ding, ding ♪
♪ Ding, ding, ring, ring ♪
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Hey, fellas. Hey, fellas,
ain't it wonderful
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that boat will dock
in a few hours
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and our sweethearts
will be in our arms.
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And before nightfall,
we'll be married.
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Yeah, and every time my little
bride walks through this door
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I'll give her a kiss
for good luck.
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Oh.
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Oh...
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Gum.
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Oh.
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You got gum stuck
all over the place.
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Stop chewing gum.
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I don't have to.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Now, throw it away.
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Why...
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Hey!
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Stupid.
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Hmm.
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Why, you imbecile.
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Answer the phone.
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Fooled him.
Heh-heh-heh-heh!
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Get out of here.
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Ow.
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Hello, oh, Joe.
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He's a favorite?
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Fine.
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Five to win, five to place
and 25 to show.
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That's 35 cents altogether.
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Okay, call me back if he wins.
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Thanks, goodbye. Wh...?
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Oh.
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Hey, Larry, get me a towel.
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Coming right up.
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Oh.
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Ow.
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Hurry up.
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All right, let me help you here.
Wait.
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Get busy before he murders you.
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Okay, thanks.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh!
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Ow!
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Ugh.
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Umm.
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Oh, I better get busy.
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Hey.
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Oh.
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You mosquito brain.
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I didn't mean... Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh.
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Why you...
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Oh.
What's your... Stay away.
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Wait a minute.
This is our wedding day,
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we should be happy, friendly.
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Not doing this.
Oh.
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And none of that.
Oh.
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Hey, maybe you're right. I...
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Remember, palsy-walsies,
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no slapsies.
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Okay. Hey, porcupine...
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You know, I was just thinking.
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Isn't it great our sweethearts
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are all coming over
on the same boat?
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I wonder if they've met.
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Speaking of met,
how did you meet Maria?
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It was in a little restaurant.
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It was love at first bite.
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I was stationed in Italy,
eating bread and hotdogs
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and waiting to be mustered out.
Well, one day...
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Mmm.
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Delicious.
Have a bite?
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I can still feel
the burning of her kisses.
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And that was the beginning
of our romance.
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How about yours?
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Mine, oh, boy...
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Oh.
Oh.
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Sorry, fellas.
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It was while I was
on leave in Vienna.
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I decided to find
a nice quiet private room.
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They told of a home
with a room for rent
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so I dashed down there.
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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Agh.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You got a room for rent?
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Room? For rent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I will get the mail
and then I be right back.
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Okay, baby.
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Nice.
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Ahh.
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Oh.
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Take it easy, kid.
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Oh.
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Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were scrubbing the floor?
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That's more dangerous
than a foxhole.
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Ah, I'm so glad
to say, "I'm sorry."
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Well, I'm not sorry, baby.
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You know, I really fell for you.
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Ah, what a beautiful ring
this is.
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You like it?
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Yeah, yeah.
That's the real McCoy.
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Sixteen carrots. I'll take
it off so I can show it to you.
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I'll get it, sister.
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Give us a hand, will you.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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What happened?
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See, the ring, it is here.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ahh.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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♪ Ah, yeah, dum, dum, dum ♪
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♪ La, da, da ♪
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♪ Boom, boom, boo, boo ♪
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♪ La, la... ♪
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Ooh. Ah.
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Hold me, hold me, oh.
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Hold you? Hold me!
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Easy now.
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Oh.
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And that's how it started.
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She literally
swept me off my feet.
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Boy, am I in love.
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Oh.
Oh.
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You ain't heard nothing yet.
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My romance started
on the Rue De Slamel in Paris.
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I was anxious
to see the Paris sights.
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Well, one afternoon I was
strolling along the boulevard
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looking for postcards...
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Pardon me, mademoiselle,
you dropped your handkerchief.
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Oh, merci.
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Uh-uh, permit me.
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Go ahead.
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I don't know,
a fly went in mine too.
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But don't mind it,
just drink up, kid.
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I don't know,
there's a couple days...
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Oh, we better get out of here.
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Come on.
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Hold that hat.
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Okay, just stay right here.
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Uh-oh.
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Stay there.
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I left my heart with her
on the Rue De La Peu.
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She doesn't couldn't resist
the Casanova in me.
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Ha-ha-ha! Oh.
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Get out, you...
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Fellas, let's drink a toast
to our future brides.
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Right.
Right.
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Go.
Right.
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Take it over there.
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All right, hurry up now,
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will you give it a quick
jerk, now.
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Yes.
Ooh.
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Oh.
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Out of my way.
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That's the way
they do it in Vienna.
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♪ Ye, ha, ha, ha ♪
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Load it.
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Bottoms up.
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Cut it out.
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You shouldn't marry
a girl like that.
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You're no good.
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Them's fighting words.
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Let's fight a "drool."
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Okay by me.
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Choose your weapon.
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Here.
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I'm a referee.
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When I count
to three, you shoot.
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One...
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two...
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three.
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Oh, hey,
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hold still, I can't see you.
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Can you see me now?
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Yeah.
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Touché.
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It's all right.
It's all right.
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Okay.
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Mmm, that's eye bullets.
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Ahh.
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Ah, now, let me tell
you something that was my...
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You ain't telling
nobody nothing.
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- That was my sweetheart.
- I'm shooting.
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- That right?
- And I got a new cartridge,
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and I'm gonna give it to you
right in the eye.
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Wait a minute,
I'm out of bullets.
201
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You wouldn't shoot a guy
that's unarmed, would you?
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I wouldn't, hey, I'd blow your...
Oh, that's what I'll do.
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Wait a minute.
Cut it out, now.
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I got you.
I'll cover you full of holes.
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Ma!
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Hey, wait a minute.
You got me, pal.
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You got me.
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I'm bleeding to death.
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Oh.
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I'm dying.
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I'm getting weak.
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Tell Fifi she was my last
sort before I died.
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I killed him.
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I killed my best pal.
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They'll hang you for this.
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We've gotta get rid of the body.
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Let's cremate him.
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We can't do that.
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We ain't got no cream.
220
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I never thought of that.
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I see.
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We'll put his feet in cement
and dump him in the river.
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Okay, that's a deal.
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Okay.
Shake.
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All right, stir it up.
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It is stirred up.
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Okay, let's put
the corpse's feet in it.
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Okay.
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There. There you are.
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Well, let's take a nap
until that stuff dries.
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Okay.
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What happened?
233
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What's the idea of pushing me?
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Wait a minute,
I didn't push you.
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Oh, my head.
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What did we drink?
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I don't know, varnish...
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Hey, look at that.
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Shemp taking a foot bath.
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Suffering catfish, we're late.
241
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We've missed the boat.
Come on.
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Hey, sleeping beauty, it's late.
Get out of that bath.
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Come on.
The girls are waiting.
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Come on, hurry up.
Come on.
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Hey, I can't get up.
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My feet feel like lead.
247
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So does your head.
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Every time...
Ah, get up out of there.
249
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You make us late every time.
250
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Come on, fellas.
Come on.
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Hey, I can't move.
252
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How did I get into this?
253
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Oh, stalling, hey?
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Whoa.
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How do you like...?
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Whoa.
257
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I'm sorry,
but I didn't mean nothing...
258
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Oh, getting tough, hey?
259
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Whoa.
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Ooh.
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You and what? Oh, you...
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Oh.
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Let me at him.
264
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Why you, I'll fix you.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Why, you...
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Whoa.
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How do you like this guy?
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Uh-oh
MOE: oh.
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Whoa.
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Don't, fellas. Don't.
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Cement.
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Honest, Moe,
everything's a blank.
275
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,503
I don't know what happened.
You pudding head.
276
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,505
You put cement in your foot bath
instead of salt.
277
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,341
Go get that booby-trap,
we'll blast...
278
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,542
Moe, will it hurt?
279
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,143
You won't feel a thing.
280
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,678
Gee, thanks.
281
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,679
Phew.
282
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,814
Here we are.
283
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:05,882
Okay, got any matches?
284
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,283
Yeah.
285
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,706
Light away.
286
00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:15,963
Won't be long now.
287
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:27,002
I wonder what is keeping
our sweethearts yet.
288
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,404
They are so late.
289
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,295
Oh.
290
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,300
Maria.
Katrina.
291
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:42,324
Fifi.
292
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,030
A tidal wave.
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