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What a day, moving
that guy all the way
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from the 13th floor.
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Boy, am I exhausted.
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Hope you didn't strain yourself
carrying that duster.
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No, I can take it.
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All right, put that lamp
in the corner.
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It ought to go
against that wall.
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The corner.
The wall.
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The corner.
The wall.
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The corner.
That's better.
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Get busy, now,
and don't drop anything.
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A mustache.
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What an improvement.
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Oh, paint.
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What have you got
in the hand?
Nothing.
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A-choo!
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Sneezed.
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Hey, Larry.
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It's 5:00.
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I'm up, I'm up.
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Gee, it must be great
to be a private eye.
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You're rough and you're tough,
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you got to be ready
for anything.
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You always have a stubby little
gun in the top drawer,
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just in case of trouble.
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This guy's expecting
a lot of trouble.
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But what a life.
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You could be relaxing,
just like this
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when a beautiful dame
rushes in, desperate,
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not knowing where to turn.
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Oh, I'm in dreadful trouble.
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I'm desperate.
I don't know where to turn.
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I'm sorry, lady, but I...
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No, no, I won't take no
for an answer.
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Strange men are following me.
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They'd be strange
if they didn't. Heh-heh-heh.
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Don't you understand?
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My life's in danger.
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Why, I can't make
a move without...
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What happened to him?
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Where'd he go?
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Spread out.
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What'd you find?
Not a thing.
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Come on.
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We couldn't find him, lady.
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Now she disappeared.
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When you make a right turn,
put your arm out.
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Hey, fellas.
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She left her bracelets.
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And a note.
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"Please help me. Take my jewels.
They're all I have.
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"Come to 275 Mortuary Road
quickly,
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or it will be too late."
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We got to help her.
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But we'll give
her back her bracelets.
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This is my chance
to be a private eye.
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That poor kid is in trouble.
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Well, how are you going
to handle the case?
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Easy. I'll use my wits.
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Now she's really in trouble.
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Oh, yeah? I ought
to let you have it.
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Well...
You can have it.
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Thanks.
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Look what you did.
I'm not finished.
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Come on, get going.
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I will, I will.
Come on.
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About your young assistant,
professor, I'm afraid she...
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Not now, Ralph,
this is more important.
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We're on the verge of
a critical test.
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If this succeeds,
we'll make thousands of them,
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an army of mechanical men.
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Look out!
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Oh, I've failed again.
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And that's the third head
he's ruined.
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With a bit more research...
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No, Ralph,
it's the same old story,
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he simply can't see
where he's going.
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I know.
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What he needs is
a human head, with a brain.
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I propose to get one.
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Come with me, Ralph.
I want to show you something.
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There. This will do the job
neatly and cleanly. Look.
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See? Heh-heh!
That's all there is to it.
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Now, if I only had
a human... head.
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No, no.
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Ralph, your brain for science.
No, no.
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But I haven't got any brains.
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You've told me so yourself,
remember?
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Ah. Visitors.
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That's funny, no answer.
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Well, nobody's home, let's go.
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Wait a minute. You wanted
to be a private eye,
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now you got to go
through with it.
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Ah, three of them.
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There's the answer
to your problem.
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Perhaps you're right, Ralph.
Show them in, show them in.
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That girl's in trouble,
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and we got to get
to the bottom of it.
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Wait a minute.
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Come in, gentlemen, come in.
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Pray, make yourselves at home.
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Your hats.
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No, we'll hold on to them.
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Where's the young lady
that lives here?
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Young lady? About 5'2"
with golden hair?
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Yes.
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- Blue eyes...?
- Yes, yes.
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- Long curling lashes?
- Yes, yes, yes.
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Haven't seen her.
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We know the girl's here.
Come clean, or we'll...
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Suppose, uh, you step in
and see the master?
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Perhaps he can help you.
Okay.
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Just a moment, gentlemen,
one at a time.
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The professor
doesn't like crowds.
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Ah, nice, high forehead.
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You... Just a minute.
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I'm the brains of this outfit.
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Brains? Come with me.
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Don't go away, gentlemen.
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We may need all of you.
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I don't like the looks
of that guy.
Neither do I.
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You keep your eye on him,
I'll go look for the girl.
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This is the best of
the lot, professor,
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which isn't saying very much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I say, that will be all, Ralph.
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Yeah, that'll be all, Ralph.
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Queer sort of a duck.
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Yes.
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You're all right.
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Hey, what's this all about?
There's a young lady here...
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In due time,
my dear sir. In due time.
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First, I want you
to look down that hole,
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where you'll be surprised.
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What have I got to lose?
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It's sort of a garbage disposal,
I didn't see anything.
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Well, uh, take
a good, long look.
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Every man for himself. Oh!
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Oh, help me.
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What, you got a toothache?
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Help me out of here.
What'd you say?
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Wait till I take this off.
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Oh. Thank goodness
you got here.
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You're not a minute too soon.
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Well, untie me.
Oh, okay.
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Take it easy. Easy, now.
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Beat it, bub, a guy can get
his head cut off around here.
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You'll find it in the bucket.
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Oh, thanks.
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Those men are fiends, look.
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"Two men escape State Hospital,
all-points alarm goes out."
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Well, you can
stop worrying, sister.
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Nothing is going to happen
while I'm around.
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I don't seen nothing...
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Gone again.
156
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What makes her so restless?
Ha-ha-ha.
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Got him.
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Moe. Is your head okay?
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Yeah, pretty good.
What did you hit me with?
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This.
Oh. Pewter.
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Yeah, it's antique...
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I found the girl, all right,
but she disappeared.
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That's it, disappear.
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That's what we
got to do. Come on.
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Moe, Moe, what is that?
I don't know.
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Larry, help!
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Don't worry, kid,
I'll have you out in a minute.
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00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,939
Larry, what are you waiting for?
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Give me a hand, will you?
Give me a hand.
170
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,903
Oh, I was suffocating
under there.
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Goodness.
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00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,253
Thanks, Larry, I nearly...
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00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:21,941
Oh, no, no, Larry!
Oh, Moe! Oh!
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Larry! Larry!
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Poor Larry.
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Operator. Operator. Get me
the State Hospital, quick.
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Consult your directory.
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Listen, operator, I ain't
got no directory.
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00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,498
Look behind you, please.
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Central section, north-eastern
section, Western section.
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If I don't hurry,
we'll all be in sections.
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Maybe it's in here.
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State Hospital,
here we are. Main, 2-4-6-8.
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Main, 2-4-6-8.
Main, 2-4-6-8...
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00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,255
Operator, I want Main...
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00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,024
Main? Hm.
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How do you like that?
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Ah, Main, 2-4-6-8.
Now we'll have action.
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00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:23,162
I got it, operator.
It's Main 2...
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Larry, is that you?
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Psst. Hey, Shemp.
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They got him,
and he's still talking.
193
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What's the matter with him?
I'm still in one piece.
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Oh, yeah?
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Don't go away.
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00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,429
How do you like that?
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00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,530
What's the matter
with that egghead?
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Nervous, I guess.
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00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,567
Yeah.
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00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,070
I say, would you mind
opening this?
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00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,605
Why, certainly.
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00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:27,542
That's a high hat.
Ha-ha-ha.
203
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,381
Hey, that was Moe.
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00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,776
Hey, Moe, I didn't know
it was you.
205
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,280
Oh, for a look
at a friendly face.
206
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,422
Hey, Moe.
We found a secret passage.
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00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:57,923
I'm right with you.
Wait a minute.
208
00:14:57,947 --> 00:14:59,124
Where's Shemp?
He got away.
209
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,093
I got the professor
locked in the closet. See?
210
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:07,750
Try and get out of this one.
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00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,005
Wait for me! Moe!
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00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,662
Hey, here comes the car.
213
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,543
Hey, wait. Stop.
214
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,667
Hey.
He stopped. Come on.
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Hey, wait for me.
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Thanks, mister.
You saved our lives.
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- Let's go.
- Oh, boy.
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Safe at last.
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Argh! Look!
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00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,950
Easy.
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