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Wow, another adventure
where I went up an ass.
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Oh, good, are we having
this fight again?
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L-let me guess,
y-you're gonna leave or,
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or throw
a sulking fit?
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You think you know everything,
Rick, but you're basically
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just a giant
8-year-old.
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I'm not doing
this anymore.
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Either you're in
or you're out, Morty.
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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.
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You want out,
then ing quit!
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You know what,
you're right.
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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don't
I get you a drink?
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Oh, oh, hey, Morty!
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Hey, Rick.
You drunk yet?
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You're my little buddy,
you know that?
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I-it's you and me,
Morty.
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Rick and Morty,
100 years. Forever.
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Yeah, pal.
Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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Forever.
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G-g-get off me.
W-w-what are you doing?
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Ahhhh!
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An eye patch?
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You know how we feel
about pirates.
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Oh, my God!
What is happening!
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Do your worst you
little bastards! Kill me!
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Do it! Do it!
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It works! Now we can visit
infinite universes!
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Hooray!
But doesn't that mean
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infinite other families
can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families don't
invent the world's first --
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It works!
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Oh, do you realize how free
and empowered
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I just made us?
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I did it!
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Best father ever!
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Ah!
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And how were the horrors of
the infinite today, sir?
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Ahh, just another day
in paradise.
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Motherer!
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Well, not the stealthiest
technique,
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but if this guy
doesn't know I'm hunting him,
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he's not worth hunting.
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It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.
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Even if you never kill
the version of yourself
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that killed your wife.
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Giving it your best shot,
it looks good on you.
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Thanks, buddy.
It means a lot that your bar
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for mental health
has gotten lower than mine.
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A good wind stays
under the wings, baby!
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Merging dimensions to
consolidate my decoys, huh?
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Kind of -- first-thought,
but the --
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craftsmanship,
pretty impressive.
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For a lesser Rick.
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What the
are you doing?
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Oh, shit!
Evil Morty!
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Sho-should
I grab the net?!
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Yes!
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Hang tight, Morty's
getting the net.
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Wait.
Is this what I think it is?
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Of course it is.
Everything's what I think it is.
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You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve
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to flush out
a version of yourself?
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Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?
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What do you care what I do
to the Curve?
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I-I thought your whole gimmick
was ing off.
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Certainly what made
me a fan.
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You're right,
I don't live here,
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which is why it's insane
that you're still bugging me.
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The shockwaves have more range
than I thought.
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Jesus, you heard
a compliment?
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A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought."
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Look at this scan array.
Don't touch!
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Why would I touch it
when I don't want it improved?
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Improved?
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You're hitting
infinite targets.
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At least filter
for probability stasis.
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I was gonna. Duh.
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I can't find the net!
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Sh-should we just
shoot him?
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You really think a douche
that smug
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doesn't keep
a force field on?
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Yeah, listen
to Pop-Pop, Morty.
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Eh. I'd be an idiot
if I didn't check.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.
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You changing something?
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He's filtering
for probability stasis.
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Ugh, are you
still here?
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And are you just
teeing him up now?
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What?
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See?
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Is that the guy?
Probably.
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You're acting like this
one's different.
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He is different.
But different doesn't mean him.
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Could be a trap.
I'll explain.
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He's worried that
it's actually your target
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and he'd owe me credit
for the kill.
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Are you serious
right now?
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You little narcissist.
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Dude,
literal glass house.
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You think you're better
than me?
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Jesus, I hope so!
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Can I offer my two cents?
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No!
Morty, no!
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Well, that's different.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Alright! Yes!
Aw, jeez.
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Everybody look
at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience
being wrong before he died.
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It's true, that's what I get
for talking to you
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instead of killing you.
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What is this place?
I assume a box to contain
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Ricks that get too close
to the big guy.
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Are you basing that
on what you'd do?
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Since you're
all the same.
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I'm basing it on
the ensemble of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite
your POV.
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Fresh meat.
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Pick a lane, buddy.
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Yeah, you can't do
the "Fresh Meat" line
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while cowering in shadow.
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You get here
same way we did?
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Hunting Rick Prime?
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How did you arrive
with two Mortys?
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Attachment
is death, bro.
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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining
how we all ended up
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in a Roach Motel,
let's pool some data.
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Who got here first?
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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.
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Oh, wow, three.
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He killed my wife!
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We know.
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You son of a bitch!
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You killed my wife!
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Is it just this?
Is this the torture?
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Looks like there's enough
of you to start the next ride!
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That or just one
really heavy Rick.
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This whole thing is automated,
which I do point out
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specifically to enhance
the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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If you're seeing this,
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you're me,
except, you know, less.
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But you acted like
you were better,
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so I killed
your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you,
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mostly so I only have
to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed
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that it's not just
your Diane that's gone.
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She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.
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And you might be wondering why.
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I'd rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped
from all existence
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by The Weapon
Too Cool for a Name.
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The Omega Device.
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Known to inferiors
as The Omega Device.
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I heard the name
from an inferior.
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And it's my weapon.
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But it's your fault
I had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life,
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look around.
There's so many of you.
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But that's why I want
to make a deal.
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One of you is going
to get your Diane back.
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He's lying.
He's lying!
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All you have to do
is be the last Rick left.
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Got that
out of your system?
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He can't bring her back!
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Ah!
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Wait, wait, wait!
I'm a nice Rick.
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Eh. Pass.
You're such a dick!
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We could've
worked together!
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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this.
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I was definitely
gonna kill you guys.
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Ah!
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Oh, hey, guys.
I'm clear, Rick!
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Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted
to "work together."
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Just until
you could kill him!
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And they call me
Evil Morty.
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The easiest way
out of any box
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is to be the least
shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime
more than each other anyway.
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Where'd you get that?
He's the worst Rick.
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Big deal.
The worst turd is a pizza.
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Whoa!
Tough customer.
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How is the worst turd
a-a pizza?
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Ah!
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Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
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Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.
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We all cool
just killing this guy?
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Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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Great job, final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat
Rick, impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal.
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Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because
when I build a weapon, it works.
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It's called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane
that promises to be
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with you until death.
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But I'd get to
the death part fast.
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You don't want to be in here
when this place resets.
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Rick?
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Hey, Diane.
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You sucked
at eating pussy!
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Clearly just said
to be hurtful,
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but I also won't deny it.
I was young.
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God, I miss that face.
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Ah!
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Rick, you never
told me he killed
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your wife across infinity.
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Yeah, now I want
to meet this guy, too.
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I don't want
to talk about this.
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I always thought your Dick
smelled weird!
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Or that.
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Come on b-baby,
g-give my g-ghost a k-kiss.
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Mwah.
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You taking her to go?
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Whoa!
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Looks like we
survived the box.
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You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.
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I didn't
trigger that!
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Alright, let's bail before
this oven self-cleans.
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What do you think?
Subether barrier blocking
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the portal fluid?
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Can't be that.
Mine would get through it.
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Here, gimme that.
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Don't freak out.
I'm gonna tweak this.
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Carry the two,
hold the three...
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You need some
kind of vector.
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I was getting there.
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The goo!
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The goo from the trap!
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Come on, go, go, go!
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Whoa, jeez!
That was insane!
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I-I can't believe
you were excited for that!
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I'm excited for this.
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Clearly no one's escaped
that place before.
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Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.
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Hey, man,
you can leave now.
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That's true, I can.
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The weapon, Morty.
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He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across
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all dimensions could wipe
him out across all dimensions.
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Holy shit.
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So that's the guy?
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You're exhausting.
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Can't help it,
I'm a rascal.
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Morty, you can't come!
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Evil Morty,
stay out of my way!
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Gonna kill my nemesis!
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Rick out!
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He's a weird guy.
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So Rick's right?
You're afraid of the weapon?
255
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,409
What happens if Rick
actually kills this guy?
256
00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:23,877
You ever think
about that?
257
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,045
Maybe he'll kill
himself next.
258
00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,880
You're an asshole.
Well, yeah.
259
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,350
I'm not "Good" Morty.
260
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:32,286
Come or don't.
I don't care.
261
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:38,325
Oh. Shit.
262
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,695
Got to be honest, I totally
thought you were coming.
263
00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:42,029
No, no, I- I was.
264
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,797
I-I took a heroic step
toward the portal,
265
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,534
but then it closed.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
266
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,106
Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!
267
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,375
Aw, man.
268
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:55,610
What's up?
269
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,911
He built it again.
270
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,313
Pretty impressive.
271
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,914
Well, yeah, he's me
with free time.
272
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,551
Alright, I don't see
a place to park.
273
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,723
Catch your breath and then keep
that heat off my back.
274
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,392
If you die,I'm taking your stuff.
275
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,062
Ugh, gross.
276
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:21,101
Alright, cool,
let's do it.
277
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,236
God dammit!
278
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,772
What? No one can do
undercuts but you?
279
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,805
You brought Morty?
280
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,541
I'm not worried about him.
281
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,909
I'm evil!
282
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,579
Um, R-R-Rick?
I-Is this...?
283
00:13:31,613 --> 00:13:33,480
You guys don't do
anything small, huh?
284
00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:34,683
I'm surprised he hasn't --
285
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:35,816
Alright, here we go!
286
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,051
There it is.
Yep.
287
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,485
Wow, the Wife Guy!
Dead Wife Rick!
288
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,722
I'll tell you, this guy
does not know when to quit.
289
00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:41,989
I'm gonna ing
kill you.
290
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,357
You brought two
Mortys with you?
291
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,025
What? They're your
cheering section?
292
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,493
We brought
ourselves, asshole.
293
00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:49,363
Honestly, Wife Guy, I do miss
when it was just us.
294
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:53,000
The only two Ricks who actually
invented portal travel.
295
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,935
Anyone else teed up
to arrive later?
296
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,837
Like your car?
297
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,872
I can seewhy you hate him.
298
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,274
And she sounds
like our wife!
299
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,009
Like in a ked-up
robot way
300
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,844
but that's
definitely her voice.
301
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,180
You sentimental
lil fella.
302
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,517
Right, good instincts.
I would've tried that, too.
303
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,055
I upgraded this thing,
by the way.
304
00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:17,124
The new version
can fire more than once.
305
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,860
So now I can erase your whole
family, one-by-one,
306
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,495
until you finally
learn your lesson.
307
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,231
Which you won't, so then
I'll kill you, too.
308
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,738
I'll do that
the old-fashioned way.
309
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,740
Okay, family killin' time!
310
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:34,041
Let's start small.
Still family though.
311
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,110
Where am I?
Two Ricks?
312
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,479
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!
313
00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:39,880
Uncle Slo!
314
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,583
What the --
Uncle Slo?
315
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,883
Slo Mobius?
316
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,918
Yeah, this one
hurts me, too.
317
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,158
No-o-o-o-o-o!
318
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,972
Kind of the worst possible time
to use his powers.
319
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,775
Just made the death
happen slower.
320
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,576
I'll kill you!
321
00:15:48,716 --> 00:15:50,417
Ah!
322
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,091
Aaah!
323
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,172
So, uh,
original grandson.
324
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,641
This is super weird.
325
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,176
Obviously we're, uh, both trying
to kill each other.
326
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,646
Aw, jeez.
Nice to meet you, I guess.
327
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:55,482
So, do we -- should I just
get this over with or...?
328
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,354
Cool grandson.
329
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,257
Shitty grandpa.
330
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,093
Why am I wearing
an eye patch?
331
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,630
And wait. Did we --
did we switch shirts?
332
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,064
Yeah.
Thanks for the assist.
333
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,100
Rick, we -- we did it.
334
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,369
Evil Morty got him!
335
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,805
Rick? Rick!
336
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,775
Alright, you two punks
337
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:22,309
stay here.
338
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:30,050
Okay, I think I'm
getting the pic -- Ow!
339
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,886
Frying my backups,
smart.
340
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,655
So you're like
an evil Morty.
341
00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:35,957
A clever one.
Ow!
342
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,457
Alright, never been
a sidekick guy,
343
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,092
but I'm starting
to see the value.
344
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,327
You want a job?
345
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,863
We could be like
Batman and Robin.
346
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,731
Eh, I don't
need a Robin.
347
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,300
Okay, seriously,
what is this?
348
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,102
What, are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?
349
00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:52,874
Oh, you don't want
those schematics, buddy.
350
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,374
Those are for grown ups.
351
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,443
Uh-huh.
352
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,817
Oh, isn't this great?
Okay, alright.
353
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,484
I get it.
354
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,355
Oh. What?
Oh, shit.
355
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,826
Mm-hmm.
Knock yourself out.
356
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:15,162
Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.
357
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,664
Buddy, nip this
in the bud.
358
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:19,000
He's 14. What's gonna
happen the next time
359
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,301
he gets mad at grandpa?
360
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:25,907
Let's do this then.
361
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,341
You're welcome, by the way.
362
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,877
I made you.
I showed you infinity.
363
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,814
And what did
you do with it?
364
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:36,751
Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?
365
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:40,253
What's your life
without me?
366
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,824
Let's find out.
367
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,762
Admit it.
You would've been me.
368
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,931
Ah!
369
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,198
I just walked
into your garage
370
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,200
before you walked
into mine!
371
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,236
But eventually
you did!
372
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,607
You lived in my house!
373
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,486
What -- what
are you doing?
374
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,765
Pretty cool visual.
You're missing it.
375
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:27,334
We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.
376
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,139
There's our guy.
Rick!
377
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,509
Is it over?
Is -- is he...?
378
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,177
Not exactly an "alive"
amount of blood.
379
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,780
How's it feel?
380
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,081
Better? No?
381
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:41,949
Exactly the same?
382
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:43,350
Yeah, it always does.
383
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,686
Hope you're happy
with your choice.
384
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,120
off.
I'm gonna.
385
00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:48,690
Just don't force me
to improve on the design.
386
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:51,626
I can end the Rick experiment
any time I want.
387
00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,460
Why threaten?
Why not just do it?
388
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,195
Because using
a weapon like this
389
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,532
doesn't get you
left alone, Morty.
390
00:19:57,565 --> 00:20:01,234
Think I want a bunch of vengeful
Summers coming after me?
391
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,137
You are a little different
though, Rick.
392
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,907
Maybe I can
use that someday.
393
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,141
- Seriously though.
- you.
394
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:10,310
Don't come after me.
It won't go well.
395
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,153
Are -- are you okay?
396
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:20,955
Yeah.
397
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,927
Phew, man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,
398
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,328
I was like,
"Oh, shit, this is --
399
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,298
We're ed,
we're toast!
400
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:37,205
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
401
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:44,712
♪ There's still
fountains down there ♪
402
00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:51,953
♪ Look on down
from the bridge ♪
403
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:57,759
♪ It's still raining ♪
404
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,994
♪ Up here ♪
405
00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:09,402
♪ Everybody seems
so far away from me ♪
406
00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:17,879
♪ Everybody just
wants to be free ♪
407
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:23,918
♪ Look away from the sky ♪
408
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:28,222
♪ It's no different ♪
409
00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:31,025
♪ When you're leaving home ♪
410
00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:40,535
♪ I can't be the same
thing to you now ♪
411
00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:44,872
♪ I'm just gone ♪
412
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,675
♪ Just gone ♪
413
00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:53,047
Mama, who's that man
in our picture?
414
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,782
Oh, honey, that's...
415
00:21:54,816 --> 00:21:55,917
that's...
416
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,185
That's your father.
417
00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:59,921
You -- you don't
remember your father?
418
00:21:59,954 --> 00:22:02,924
Oh. Yeah.
419
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,434
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