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MADAME BLAVATSKY
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- Walking sucks.
- Yeah.
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We should have,
like, a limo.
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That would be cool.
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- Then we could, like, have chicks in the back.
- Yeah.
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We could have lots of chicks in the back
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and then we could, like, sit up
front and drive. That would rule.
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Check it out.
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What's that?
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For... Fart.
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Fort-- Fortune.
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Fortune teller.
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Maybe we should go in there
and tell her our fortunes.
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- That would be cool.
- No, dumbass,
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she tells your fortune.
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Oh yeah. Cool.
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- What's that?
- You know, like, your future.
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Oh yeah, cool.
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What's that?
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I don't know.
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Rock! Rock!
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Sit your ass down, Lars.
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- Play the drums like you're supposed to.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
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Check it out, I was at this concert,
coming up here, Lars points to me.
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See? He said "There's Beavis", see?
And there I am, right there! See?
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Beavis,
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you've never been to
a concert in your life.
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
Your mom's a slut!
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Metallica sucks. And you've never
made out with a chick, either.
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Shut up, Butt-Head! Shut up!
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That James Hetfield dude
looks like the Cowardly Lion.
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Shut up, Butt-Head! He kicks ass!
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The Cowardly Lion sucks, Beavis.
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I was talking about
James Hetfield! He rules!
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Metallica rules!
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- Not really, Beavis.
- Shut up Butt-Head!
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Just 'cause you say something doesn't rule
doesn't mean it doesn't… uh… umh... yeah...
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- Butthole!
- I know, it sucks.
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If you say one more thing about
Metallica I'm gonna slam you in the nads!
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Go on with your bad self, Beavis.
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See, it's like, look inside
this dude's nose.
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I know. It's cool. Dumbass.
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Well, boogers and stuff are pretty
cool, but the hair isn't very cool.
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I dunno. I think it's cool.
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Yeah, but it's like, if you wanna rule,
you gotta be cool, like, all the time,
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like, even when you're taking
a dump and stuff, like GWAR.
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I wasn't saying they were as cool as GWAR.
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But they still rule! They rule!
They rule! They kick ass!
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You better not come around here again,
Lester, or I'm calling the cops!
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Wait, I got customers.
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So...
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So, what can I
do for you boys?
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Hey Butt-Head, I thought she was
gonna tell us about our furniture.
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Your future?
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- All is known to Madame Blavatsky.
- It is?
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You are students in, what's it
called? The high school?
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She's right, Butt-Head!
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- How'd you know?
- Madame Blavatsky sees all.
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I think you are not
the "A" students.
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Maybe not the "B" students. "C"?
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No. No, I don't think so.
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She's for real,
Butt-Head.
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She knows
all.
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You will be
a very important man.
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Very rich,
very famous.
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A mere word from you will
set great wheels in motion.
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So?
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Will I ever
get any chicks?
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So you want to know
about women?
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Yeah.
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Yes, there
will be women.
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Beautiful women.
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They will beg for
your favors.
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- Yes!
- Cool!
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Me too!
Yeah!
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I see... a mansion,
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with many servants.
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- A yacht.
- I don't see any of that crap.
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What is it, Beavis?
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This is cool.
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There's, like,
this big war and it's like,
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all these people are running
around and stuff.
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It's like, there's a bunch of wrecked cars,
and there's, like, people screaming!
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Cool.
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It's true. The boy has
the sight.
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Now there's this helicopter and
these army guys are getting out.
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This is
end of times.
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And they got this tank and
they're, like, blowing stuff up.
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The end
of the world.
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The end of the world? Cool.
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Look at that!
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- This is cool!
- Oh, the end of the world...
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This is cool!
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And so, the bloodshed continues
here despite international outcry.
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This is Wolf Jackal, CNN.
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- You're pretty cool, Beavis.
- He has the sight.
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Thanks. I'm pretty cool.
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Whoa, that's a big-ass skull,
Beavis. I mean, Butt-Head.
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Who is this?
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Is this that Toyota Jackson chick?
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Yeah, it's like...
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it's like, it's Toyota Jackson
dressed up like Wonder Woman.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh no.
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Yeah. No.
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No! No!
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Get away. Get away!
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Oh my God!
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Is this, like, a joke?
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She's got one of those bathing caps on.
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Hey, what's that noise?
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- I think it's that chick.
- Oh yeah.
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Telling the future is cool.
I didn't know you were a psychic.
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Don't you remember all those
tests the school nurse made me take?
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No Beavis, they said
you were psycho.
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Oh yeah.
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Hey Beavis, I can predict
the future, too. Check this out.
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I predict that someone will
smack you upside the head.
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No way, Butt-Head.
You can't predict the future.
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Cut it out,
butthole!
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Hey, cut it out!
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Hey Butt-Head, change it,
come on, this sucks.
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Let's just cool out for a minute, Beavis.
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Come on Butt-Head, this sucks.
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It sucks now, but like,
there's something cool later.
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- Really?
- Yeah, just cool out.
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Come on Butt-Head,
this sucks, what happens?
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It's like it sucks and sucks,
and then it's like, it's over.
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It's really cool.
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I can hardly wait 'til it's over!
This is gonna be cool!
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Wake up, butthole, you're
gonna miss the cool part!
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Oh, thanks!
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So like, is it over yet?
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Here it comes!
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Yes! Yes!
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- Cool!
- Yes, yes, it's over!
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That was cool!
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