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JUMP!
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Hey Beavis.
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You want to, like, do something?
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Cool.
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- Let's go bowling.
- We can't, we don't have any money.
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Let's get nachos.
Yeah yeah, nachos.
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- Beavis...
- Let's get dirty magazines.
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Beavis, you butt-monkey!
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We can't get any of
that stuff without money.
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Let's get some of that, then.
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Money is cool.
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Wait a minute.
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I have seen the way.
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That way.
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Teenage metal chicks are cool.
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I like 'em.
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Jump! Jump!
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Jump!
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Check it out, Beavis.
Jabba the Hutt.
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That was cool.
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Ozzy rules.
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This was his concert in Vegas.
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Ozzy kicks ass in Vegas.
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She's gonna turn into a monster.
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That's cool.
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Whoa! That was cool!
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Yeah. That's cool!
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Excuse me. We'd like some money.
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Yeah, money.
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A withdraw! Ok, how much?
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A million dollars.
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Me too.
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Do you have an account
with this bank?
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You know, you need an account
in order to withdraw money.
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We'd like one of those too.
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Tell me, how much do
you know about banking?
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Well, there's like, a safe where
you can get stuck in it and die.
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That's cool.
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I don't know what they're
teaching in our schools.
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Sometimes a guy,
like, blows up the safe.
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But the institutional
banking
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is the foundation on which
our whole economy stands!
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Could you, like, shut up
and give us the money?
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Yeah, money.
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Yeah, nachos.
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Nachos.
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Mr. Gluckman?
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- Yes, I'm bank officer Gluckman.
- We have a warrant for your arrest.
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The charge is embezzlement.
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Well, there's some mistake.
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I've been an officer of
the bank for fifteen years.
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My record is impeccable.
Ask anyone.
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Hey, where are you going?
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- Stop right now!
- We got him boys.
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That leads right to the roof.
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The only way out is a
5-story jump to certain death.
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Banking is cool.
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I'll never go to jail!
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Come any closer and
I'll jump! I mean it!
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I actually hope he jumps.
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God, I'm so ashamed.
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What kind of person
am I, watching this?
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This is gonna be cool!
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Hey, down in front!
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- Anything?
- Nope, no family, no friends.
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We need someone up
there who knows this guy.
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Excuse me.
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- We know him.
- Yeah, he like, talked to us and stuff.
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Okay, you're on.
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This is gonna be cool.
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I think there's something
wrong with this guy.
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What's up with his mouth?
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I don't know.
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He probably doesn't know the words.
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What a dumbass.
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This is cool!
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They should do this
in every single video.
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Yeah, yeah, go for it!
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Yes! Go for the hair! The hair!
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Yeah, yeah, the hair! The hair!
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Cool!
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This guy belongs in GWAR!
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Look at him, look at his eyes!
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Look! Look!
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This is the coolest of all videos.
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Of course, like, you know,
if there was like some
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big boobs and stuff
that would be cool too.
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They could tear 'em off!
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No, Beavis. You wanna keep the boobs.
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Oh yeah. Sorry.
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All day long money, money,
slips through my fingers.
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10s, 20s, 50s! And they all
belong to somebody else!
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When will they make a
bill with a Gluckman on it?
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- It's so unfair!
- Gluckman, we have some friends of yours here.
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Just get him off the ledge,
we'll do the rest.
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Don't come any closer!
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I'll jump!
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I mean it!
I'm not a criminal!
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I just took a
little money!
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A loan to tie me over!
I was gonna pay it back!
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You do believe me...
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Could you, like, jump
out that way a little?
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It's so unfair!
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Why don't they go after
the real criminals?
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Life sucks.
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And then you die.
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I'm too delicate for prison.
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I have to jump, and don't
try to talk me out of it!
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Okay.
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We understand.
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You do, don't you?
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Maybe there are others with
your kind of compassion.
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Maybe they'll understand.
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Maybe they won't be so hard on me!
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Yes!
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I want to live!
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I surrender!
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I want to live!
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What a wuss!
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Guess we don't get our
million dollars now.
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Bank sucks!
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This dude looks like that
assistant football coach.
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"What are you doing?!? Drop
and give me twenty, boy!"
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"Now!"
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"What kind of
a man are youuu?"
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"You look like a bunch
of girls out there!"
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"Why don't you just go over there
and shake hands and give up right now?!"
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How many fat dudes
are there in this band?
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Well, there are at least... two.
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They need to get a
big, fat drummer.
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Yeah, really.
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And like, just a couple big, fat dudes
dancing around would be cool too.
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He's having trouble defecating.
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Not anymore.
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He just took a dump.
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