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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,901 --> 00:00:09,191 SO, GIL, YOU NEED TO PREPARE A ZINGER FOR THE DEBATE. 2 00:00:10,483 --> 00:00:12,357 - WHY WOULD I DO THAT? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 3 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:13,939 YOU KNOW WHAT A ZINGER IS, RIGHT? 4 00:00:13,939 --> 00:00:15,813 BRANDY AND CREME DE MENTHE. I'M NOT A RUBE, ANDY. 5 00:00:16,105 --> 00:00:18,769 NOT A... NOT A STINGER, A ZINGER. 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,643 IT'S A COMEBACK LINE. 7 00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:22,892 YOU KNOW, LIKE, ''I SERVED WITH JACK KENNEDY, 8 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,558 ''I KNEW JACK KENNEDY, 9 00:00:24,808 --> 00:00:27,015 ''JACK KENNEDY FUCKED A WIFE OF MINE... 10 00:00:27,015 --> 00:00:28,931 BUT YOU, SENATOR...'' 11 00:00:28,931 --> 00:00:31,055 ''ARE NO JACK KENNEDY.'' 12 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:33,679 YOU GAVE ME SIX CARDS. 13 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:36,010 OH, COME ON, GIL JOHN, YOU GOTTA THINK PREEMPTIVELY. 14 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:38,343 FOR INSTANCE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO 15 00:00:38,634 --> 00:00:42,049 IF DIGGER WERE TO CALL YOU OUT FOR BEING, LIKE, 16 00:00:42,049 --> 00:00:44,423 A HOTHEAD OR A LOOSE CANNON? 17 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:46,005 TELL HIM TO SUCK MY CANNON-SIZED... 18 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,504 OH, OH, OH, NO, NO, 19 00:00:47,504 --> 00:00:50,753 SEE, YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS POINT, RIGHT? 20 00:00:50,753 --> 00:00:53,501 YOU GOTTA TAKE THE HIT, ACCEPT IT, 21 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:55,625 AND TURN IT AROUND AND USE IT AGAINST HIM, 22 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:57,042 LIKE JUJITSU. 23 00:00:57,042 --> 00:00:58,916 - RIGHT? 24 00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:02,539 SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD SAY, ''WELL, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON, 25 00:01:02,539 --> 00:01:05,454 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T SHOOT BLANKS.'' 26 00:01:05,454 --> 00:01:07,578 GOOD ONE, ROBERT. THE MAN HAS SIX CHILDREN. 27 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:09,952 IT'S A POLITICAL METAPHOR, NOT SEXUAL. 28 00:01:09,952 --> 00:01:11,826 AND YOU'LL BE THERE TO EXPLAIN IT TO EVERYONE? 29 00:01:11,826 --> 00:01:14,491 SHOULDN'T GIL JOHN BE USING, LIKE, BASKETBALL METAPHORS? 30 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,698 LIKE ''HOT HANDS'' OR ''GETTING GOOD LOOKS'' 31 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,987 - OR ''TAKING IT TO THE HOLE.'' 32 00:01:20,987 --> 00:01:23,028 ENOUGH WITH THE KENNEDYS. 33 00:01:23,028 --> 00:01:24,694 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS ASS-CLOWNERY. 34 00:01:24,694 --> 00:01:27,276 I GOTTA GET TO BED, OR DIGGER WILL CLEAN MY CLOCK TOMORROW. 35 00:01:27,276 --> 00:01:29,942 IF YOU THINK OF ANY MORE STINKERS, WRITE 'EM DOWN. 36 00:01:29,942 --> 00:01:32,940 - ZONKERS. - ZINGER. 37 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,564 - WHATEVER. - HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 38 00:01:35,814 --> 00:01:38,603 NO, HE'S FUCKED. 39 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,462 SENATOR BIGGS, DID YOU SUPPORT 40 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:12,086 ADDING ANTI-ABORTION RESTRICTIONS 41 00:02:12,086 --> 00:02:14,793 TO THE NORTH CAROLINA MOTORCYCLE SAFETY BILL? 42 00:02:14,793 --> 00:02:16,126 I DID. 43 00:02:16,126 --> 00:02:20,373 THERE IS NO REASON YOU CAN'T SUPPORT TWO CONSTITUENCIES SIMULTANEOUSLY. 44 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:24,579 IF YOU CAN FIT BOTH THE UNBORN AND BIKERS UNDER THE SAME BILL, 45 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:25,538 THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU? 46 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:28,536 SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE UNBORN SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO WEAR HELMETS? 47 00:02:28,786 --> 00:02:30,451 - HUH? - ROBERT! 48 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,409 WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT LIGHT. HE'S TENSE. 49 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:33,991 WELL, I WANT HIM TENSE. 50 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:36,407 THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL. THERE'S ONLY ONE DEBATE. 51 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,197 - MADDIE... - IF GIL BLOWS IT, 52 00:02:38,197 --> 00:02:40,821 THIS TIME NEXT YEAR HE'LL BE SELLING REVERSE MORTGAGES. 53 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:43,944 MADDIE, CAN'T YOU SEE THE MAN'S BRAIN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE? 54 00:02:43,944 --> 00:02:46,318 HE'S NOT USED TO ALL THIS. 55 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:49,067 YOU BOTH KNOW I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT? 56 00:02:53,149 --> 00:02:54,773 - SENATOR BIGGS... - QUICK QUESTION, SENATOR. 57 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:56,105 MAY WE ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS? 58 00:02:56,105 --> 00:02:57,771 A MOMENT, SIR? 59 00:02:57,771 --> 00:02:59,103 WHAT? 60 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:01,810 TURNS OUT THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF MISCOMMUNICATION. 61 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:04,184 UM, UH... IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DEBATE. 62 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,016 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HOW COULD IT NOT BE A DEBATE? 63 00:03:07,016 --> 00:03:08,391 IT'S A TOWN HALL. 64 00:03:08,391 --> 00:03:09,723 - A TOWN HALL? 65 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,847 YOU MEAN WHERE A BUNCH OF YAHOOS CAN ASK 66 00:03:11,847 --> 00:03:14,553 ANY RANDOM, DUMBASS QUESTIONS THEY WANT? 67 00:03:14,553 --> 00:03:16,428 OH, SENATOR, WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 68 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,094 THE, UM, YAHOOS ARE HAND-PICKED, 69 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:20,467 AND THE DUMBASS QUESTIONS ARE SCREENED. 70 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,633 WELL, THERE'S YOUR QUALITY CONTROL RIGHT THERE. 71 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:24,548 YOU STILL GOT THIS, BIG GUY. 72 00:03:28,213 --> 00:03:31,920 NOW, A TOWN HALL IS NOT A DEBATE, IT'S A PERFORMANCE. 73 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,834 IT'S ONE HALF SEDUCTION, ONE HALF MISDIRECTION, 74 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:38,750 - AND ONE HALF CONFRONTATION. - THAT'S THREE HALVES. 75 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,540 YOU CAN'T HAVE THREE HALVES OF A WHOLE. 76 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,663 THIS FROM A MAN WHO'S ALWAYS PRIDED HIMSELF ON GIVING 110%. 77 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:44,747 IT WAS A CUSHION. 78 00:03:44,747 --> 00:03:46,579 YOU PUT OUT 100% ON THE COURT, 79 00:03:46,579 --> 00:03:48,828 IT LEAVES YOU 10% TO TAKE A SHOWER. 80 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,577 ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN UP, GIL, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 81 00:03:50,577 --> 00:03:53,492 THE TOWN HALL IS ALL ABOUT SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. 82 00:03:53,492 --> 00:03:56,199 IT'S KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE YOUR OPPONENT IS 83 00:03:56,199 --> 00:03:57,531 AT ALL TIMES. 84 00:03:57,531 --> 00:03:58,656 SO WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, 85 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,988 I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN INTO THE PAINT, 86 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:03,612 YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE CROWD, 87 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:05,986 THEN YOU GO BACK OUT, AND YOU SET A PICK. 88 00:04:05,986 --> 00:04:08,068 THAT'S NEUTRAL SPACE. 89 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,942 NOW, WHEN IT'S DIGGER'S TURN, 90 00:04:10,774 --> 00:04:12,441 HOLD YOUR GROUND, 91 00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:14,814 FORCING HIM TO EITHER BREAK LEFT OR BREAK RIGHT. 92 00:04:14,814 --> 00:04:18,063 AND WHEN HE MAKES HIS MOVE, YOU SUBTLY SHIFT, 93 00:04:18,063 --> 00:04:21,102 GIVING YOURSELF A 50/50 CHANCE OF MAKING CONTACT. 94 00:04:21,102 --> 00:04:23,685 AND WITH ANY LUCK, HE GOES DOWN, AND IF HE DOES, GIL, 95 00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:27,100 SHOW CONCERN, THEN GENTLY HELP HIM UP. 96 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,140 - PLAY IT CLASSY. - PLAY IT CLASSY. 97 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:32,176 AND REMEMBER, CAMERAS ARE ALWAYS ON, SO HOLD THAT SMILE. 98 00:04:32,176 --> 00:04:34,762 NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WATCH, AND NEVER SCRATCH YOUR BALLS. 99 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:36,095 - PLAY IT CLASSY. - PLAY IT CLASSY. 100 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,470 NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS, GIL. 101 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:38,969 NOW, YOU NEED A LITTLE ME TIME? 102 00:04:38,969 --> 00:04:40,051 A LITTLE TIME TO GET IN THE ZONE? 103 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,133 I APPRECIATE THAT, ROBERT, THANK YOU. 104 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:51,004 SO ARE YOU MORMON, JAMES? 105 00:04:51,004 --> 00:04:52,878 NO. 106 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:55,835 WELL, YES, BUT NOT REALLY. 107 00:04:55,835 --> 00:04:58,167 MORMONS AREN'T USUALLY THAT AMBIVALENT. 108 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,541 I KNOW, I STRUGGLE WITH IT, 109 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,748 WHICH IS WHY I DON'T CALL MYSELF MORMON. 110 00:05:02,748 --> 00:05:05,621 I THINK IF YOU CALL YOURSELF MORMON, YOU SHOULD BE ALL-IN. 111 00:05:05,621 --> 00:05:06,912 OH, I AGREE. 112 00:05:06,912 --> 00:05:09,828 I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT ALL-IN, JAMES. 113 00:05:09,828 --> 00:05:11,743 AND I WISH YOU WERE. 114 00:05:11,743 --> 00:05:16,075 I-I WISH I WERE ALL-IN TOO. MAYBE I COULD BE. 115 00:05:16,325 --> 00:05:17,990 OH, I'D LIKE THAT. 116 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:20,863 I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, OKAY? I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR RETURN. 117 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,529 THAT'D BE... 118 00:05:23,529 --> 00:05:25,445 WHOA, UH, HERE'S YOUR DAD. 119 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,609 SENATOR, IT'S LOLA, YOUR DAUGHTER. 120 00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:30,942 SO IT IS. 121 00:05:30,942 --> 00:05:32,732 HOW'D YOUR EXAMS GO, HONEY? 122 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:34,565 - GREAT. -OH, GREAT. 123 00:05:34,565 --> 00:05:35,939 I MEAN, YOU TELL. 124 00:05:35,939 --> 00:05:38,896 UM, ''A'' IN EVERYTHING BUT ISAIAH STUDIES. 125 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,520 WHAT'D WE GET IN ISAIAH STUDIES? 126 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,644 B-PLUS. THE PROFESSOR HATES ME. 127 00:05:42,644 --> 00:05:43,893 I THINK HE'S A SOCIALIST. 128 00:05:43,893 --> 00:05:45,767 THEN HE MUST BE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE 129 00:05:45,767 --> 00:05:46,850 AT BRIGHAM YOUNG. 130 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:48,724 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SARCASTIC, DADDY. 131 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:52,056 WHY DOES EVERYONE IN WASHINGTON USE IRONY SO MUCH? 132 00:05:52,056 --> 00:05:53,721 I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 133 00:05:56,679 --> 00:05:58,011 - YOU CAN GO NOW. - YES, SIR. 134 00:05:58,011 --> 00:05:59,677 BUT LEAVE MY DAUGHTER. 135 00:05:59,677 --> 00:06:01,301 OH, SORRY. 136 00:06:01,301 --> 00:06:04,216 THAT WAS DUMB. HOLD ON, SIR. 137 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:07,923 OH, NEVER MIND. TOO MISERABLE TO TALK ANYWAY. 138 00:06:09,755 --> 00:06:11,379 I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR. 139 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,168 WHEN I GET BACK TO THE OFFICE, I REALLY SHOULD FIND OUT 140 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,708 WHY WE HIRED THAT KID. 141 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:21,666 - WELL, HE'S YOUR GODSON, DEAR. - OH. 142 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,831 RIGHT. 143 00:06:24,123 --> 00:06:25,664 WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? 144 00:06:25,664 --> 00:06:27,996 OH, YOU'D BE FINE, LITTLE GIANT. 145 00:06:28,245 --> 00:06:29,828 GOD WOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY. 146 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:31,411 I DON'T KNOW. 147 00:06:31,411 --> 00:06:34,117 HE SENT ME TO AFGHANISTAN. 148 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,114 AND SENATOR ANDY GUZMAN ARRIVED IN WILMINGTON TODAY 149 00:06:40,114 --> 00:06:42,196 TO STUMP FOR SENATE COLLEAGUE LEMAR FARKUS. 150 00:06:42,196 --> 00:06:45,070 SO I URGE ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE OF DELAWARE... 151 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,735 NO, NO, I NEED MORE THAN JUST THE GOOD-LOOKING ONES. 152 00:06:48,027 --> 00:06:49,027 AS WELL AS THE... 153 00:06:49,027 --> 00:06:50,859 PLEASANT-LOOKING PEOPLE OF DELAWARE? 154 00:06:50,859 --> 00:06:52,816 YES, THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE. 155 00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:56,814 STILL LEAVES OUT UGLY PEOPLE. THEY'RE NOT ALL DEMOCRATS. 156 00:06:56,814 --> 00:06:59,104 THERE'S A TIME TO BRING UGLY PEOPLE INTO THE TENT, KATHERINE. 157 00:06:59,104 --> 00:07:00,687 AFTER DARK, SAY. 158 00:07:02,103 --> 00:07:05,168 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE EVENT BROUGHT IN 400K. 159 00:07:05,168 --> 00:07:07,183 THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH AS LEMAR HAS EVER RAISED. 160 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:09,307 GREAT. HE'LL REMEMBER. QUICK QUESTION. 161 00:07:09,307 --> 00:07:10,640 YEAH? 162 00:07:14,763 --> 00:07:16,096 WHO'S THAT? 163 00:07:19,677 --> 00:07:21,010 I DON'T KNOW. 164 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:24,716 SOME FLACK, I GUESS. I'LL BE IN THE HIDEAWAY. 165 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,535 FUCK ME. 166 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:13,524 WELL, OFF TO A GREAT START. 167 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:15,982 COULD'VE USED A HEADS-UP ON THAT. 168 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:17,022 OH, SORRY, MA'AM. 169 00:08:17,272 --> 00:08:18,855 YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN PEOPLE 170 00:08:18,855 --> 00:08:20,687 ARE GOING TO START PRAYING AROUND HERE. 171 00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:22,811 - SNACK, MA'AM? - HELLO AND WELCOME. 172 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:26,142 I'M CHANNEL FIVE'S OWN DAN ''THE TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY. 173 00:08:26,142 --> 00:08:27,642 NOW, SINCE I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE 174 00:08:27,642 --> 00:08:28,933 OF REPORTING ON BOTH OF THESE CANDIDATES 175 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:30,807 THROUGHOUT THEIR ILLUSTRATIVE SPORTS CAREERS, 176 00:08:30,807 --> 00:08:33,014 STATION THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN IF I MONITORED THIS TOWN HALL. 177 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:35,388 ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GET IT GOING. 178 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:37,803 LET'S GET IT GOING. HERE WE GO, WHO'S GOT A QUESTION? 179 00:08:37,803 --> 00:08:39,719 FOR ANY OF THE CANDIDATES, EITHER ONE. 180 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:40,844 UH, HERE WE GO. MA'AM, YES. 181 00:08:40,844 --> 00:08:43,800 YES, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR COACH MANCUSI. 182 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,132 LOSING FOUR STARTERS LIKE YOU HAVE, 183 00:08:46,132 --> 00:08:48,840 HOW DO YOU KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK? 184 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,755 SUCH A GOOD QUESTION, MA'AM. 185 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:53,962 AS YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T RESIGNED YET BECAUSE I'M NOT A QUITTER. 186 00:08:54,212 --> 00:08:56,086 AND I WON'T LEAVE A TEAM MID-SEASON. 187 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:58,710 BUT IF I CAN KEEP MY BLUE DEVILS FOCUSED, 188 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,334 MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE NOTHING ON THE COURT, 189 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,249 THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN THE POSTSEASON, 190 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:04,665 I CAN GO TO WASHINGTON WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH. 191 00:09:04,665 --> 00:09:06,497 UH, SENATOR BIGGS. 192 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,162 WHAT? 193 00:09:09,412 --> 00:09:11,828 SIR, HOW WOULD YOU KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK? 194 00:09:12,078 --> 00:09:12,868 WELL... 195 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,117 I'D CHANGE COACHES. 196 00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:23,822 OKAY, A LITTLE STUMBLE. GOOD LINE, COULD'VE WORKED. 197 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:25,196 AUDIENCE IS A LITTLE COLD. 198 00:09:25,196 --> 00:09:28,652 NEXT... NEXT QUESTION. ANYONE? 199 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,365 SENATOR BIGGS, 200 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:31,903 DO YOU THINK ED... 201 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:35,274 EDUCATION RE... RE... 202 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,648 REFORM? 203 00:09:36,898 --> 00:09:40,271 NO, IT'S RE... RA... 204 00:09:40,271 --> 00:09:43,187 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE OUT MY WIFE'S HANDWRITING. 205 00:09:43,436 --> 00:09:46,393 BEEN THERE, DUDE. 206 00:09:46,393 --> 00:09:48,017 NOT ME, MY WIFE PATRICIA AND I 207 00:09:48,017 --> 00:09:50,641 HAVE NO PROBLEMS AT ALL COMMUNICATING, VERY CLOSE. 208 00:09:50,641 --> 00:09:51,973 - THAT'S NICE. THAT'S SWEET. 209 00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:53,651 UNFORCED ERROR. 210 00:09:53,651 --> 00:09:55,680 ''BEEN THERE, DUDE''? 211 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,930 CONGRESSMAN, 212 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,219 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF OUR NINNY GOVERNMENT 213 00:10:00,219 --> 00:10:03,051 TELLING ME HOW TO SPEND MY OWN FOOD STAMPS. 214 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:05,008 - CAN YOU FIX THAT? - DON'T TREAD ON ME. 215 00:10:05,216 --> 00:10:06,508 GREAT QUESTION. SENATOR. 216 00:10:06,508 --> 00:10:10,173 FIX WHAT, SIR? WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T BUY? 217 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,213 FIREARMS. 218 00:10:11,213 --> 00:10:14,129 I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE FOOD STAMPS. 219 00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:18,127 AND I GOT A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE. 220 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,959 GUNS PLEASURE ME. 221 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:22,832 WHY CAN'T YOU BUY 'EM ON CREDIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE? 222 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:25,748 I'M SORRY, SENATOR, BUT I'LL JUMP IN HERE... 223 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:27,789 - SORRY, COACH, BUT YOU CAN'T. - WELL, I'D LIKE TO. 224 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,870 'CAUSE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. CHECK YOUR WATCH. 225 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,994 - NO, NO, NO. NO, NO! - OH. 226 00:10:31,994 --> 00:10:33,766 STEP AWAY FOR A FEW. PAY SOME BILLS, 227 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,035 GIVE THE GUYS A BATHROOM BREAK, 228 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,700 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROUND TWO. 229 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,116 I'M DAN ''THE TAN.'' YOU STAY TUNED. 230 00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:42,656 I THINK JAMES IS TAKEN WITH OUR LOLA. 231 00:10:42,656 --> 00:10:44,363 CLEARLY. 232 00:10:44,363 --> 00:10:46,237 YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM. 233 00:10:46,237 --> 00:10:48,153 SHE'D BE 3,000 MILES AWAY. 234 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:52,276 BUT, GOD, WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING ONLINE? 235 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,232 COULD BE SOMETHING PREMATURE OR INAPPROPRIATE. 236 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,189 - WE'D NEVER KNOW ABOUT IT. - WELL, I TRUST OUR DAUGHTER. 237 00:10:58,189 --> 00:11:01,646 TRUST, BUT VERIFY. THAT'S WHAT REAGAN ALWAYS DID. 238 00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,070 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HON? 239 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:05,102 TWO OF HIS KIDS BECAME DEMOCRATS. 240 00:11:05,102 --> 00:11:06,435 SENATOR. 241 00:11:06,435 --> 00:11:09,058 - MRS. LAFFER. - OH, WHAT IS IT, SHELBY? 242 00:11:09,308 --> 00:11:11,391 TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE. I'M HEADED BACK TO RENO. 243 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,015 WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN PULLED OFF THE STORY? 244 00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:17,179 OH, NO, SIR. I'M JUST PIVOTING TO YOUR BACKGROUND. 245 00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:19,053 GONNA INTERVIEW SOME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 246 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,761 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 247 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,011 OH, DON'T WORRY, SIR. 248 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,678 I'M NOT GONNA BE ASKING ANYTHING EMBARRASSING. 249 00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,425 SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 250 00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,008 EXCEPT JESUS. RIGHT, HON? 251 00:11:27,258 --> 00:11:28,340 OKAY, JESUS. 252 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,172 BUT JESUS WAS FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY. 253 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,296 IT'S NOT LIKE WE SHOT MARBLES. 254 00:11:32,296 --> 00:11:35,170 I'LL DIG SOMETHING UP, SIR. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 255 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,961 SHELBY, THAT'S THE VERY DEFINITION OF A PROBLEM. 256 00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:39,377 TRUST ME, SIR. YOUR STORY WRITES ITSELF. 257 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,458 SIR. 258 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:45,748 MA'AM. I'LL SEE YA. 259 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,830 DO YOU TRUST THE STORY TO WRITE ITSELF? 260 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,079 WELL, DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU'RE HIDING ANYTHING, DEAR. 261 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,449 ADRIANA DE PORTAGO. 262 00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,865 SHE'S LIKE A SERIOUS PLAYER IN SOUTH FLORIDA, RIGHT? 263 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,239 I DID NOT KNOW THAT GOING IN, 264 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,696 BUT I'VE SINCE BEEN SCHOOLED ON THAT POINT. 265 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:07,862 AND SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY HOT, RIGHT? 266 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:08,902 LIKE, AT AN ELITE LEVEL? 267 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,568 YEAH, THAT'S HER. 268 00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:13,234 - OH, SHIT. 269 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:14,316 YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, 270 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,649 AND YOU SHOW ME THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT? 271 00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:18,023 BEGINNER'S LUCK. I WISH I CARED MORE. 272 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:20,188 AH, FUCK YOU. COME ON. 273 00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,730 - SHOULD I COME BACK? - HELL, NO. 274 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:24,894 NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WE CAN GET SOMETHING DONE. 275 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:27,477 - SHIT'S TOO EASY. - YEAH, WHEN NO ONE'S DEFENDING. 276 00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:29,309 THAT'S YOUR WHOLE GAME, IS TO DISTRACT. 277 00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:32,390 I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMILE FOR THIS MEETING IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 278 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:35,306 DON'T CARE FOR SIMILES. NONE OF THIS ''LIKE'' BULLSHIT. 279 00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:36,763 I'M A METAPHOR MAN. 280 00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:38,387 IF I TELL YOU I'M GONNA RIP SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF, 281 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,803 I WANT YOU TO VISUALIZE IT. 282 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,844 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WATCH THE BIGGS DEBATE? 283 00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,676 IT'S ALREADY STARTED. CHANNEL 61. 284 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,008 HEY, THANKS. 285 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,591 HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US. WE SHOULD TALK. 286 00:12:47,841 --> 00:12:49,965 SORRY. I REALLY DO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. 287 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,130 HMM, LIKE WHAT? 288 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,172 LIKE MAYBE GIVING A GUY A RECORD, 289 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,046 OF WHICH HE HAS NONE? 290 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:57,544 SERIOUSLY, KATHERINE, NOT A SINGLE BILL WITH HIS NAME ON IT. 291 00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,668 ISN'T THAT WHAT A CHIEF OF STAFF DOES? 292 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,292 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE CREATING A NARRATIVE? 293 00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,208 I'M GOING NOW. 294 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,832 SO I'M RIGHT. YOU STILL GOT NOTHING. 295 00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:10,330 ALL THE BETTER THAT I'M HERE TO HELP. 296 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,744 YOU BROUGHT A BILL? YOU ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH. 297 00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,327 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE. 298 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,118 WHOOPS, TOO LATE. 299 00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,116 HEY, IT'S DAN ''THE TAN.'' 300 00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:21,449 WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF OF OUR TOWN HALL DEBATE. 301 00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:25,030 AND KICKING IT OFF IS A STUDENT RIGHT HERE FROM ST. JAMES HIGH. 302 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,029 HI, COACH MANCUSI. 303 00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,861 MY NAME IS MICHAEL HICKENLOOPER. 304 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:31,467 LAST YEAR, THE STATE LEGISLATURE PASSED A BILL THAT SAYS 305 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:35,974 WE 17-YEAR-OLDS CAN NO LONGER PREREGISTER TO VOTE. 306 00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:37,399 DO YOU THINK THAT'S RIGHT? 307 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,940 SON, I LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE. 308 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,438 I SPENT YEARS RECRUITING THEM. I RESPECT THEIR SKILLS. 309 00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,770 MA'AM? I-I... 310 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,186 I THINK WE HAVE A BARN DOOR ISSUE. 311 00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,935 - AND HE'S ON THE MOVE. - MY GOD, WHERE IS HE GOING? 312 00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:52,849 BUT AS A PARENT, I WANT MY KIDS TO VOTE RESPONSIBLY. 313 00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:55,972 JUST AS I WOULD WANT THEM TO BINGE RESPONSIBLY 314 00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:57,596 OR HOOK UP RESPONSIBLY. 315 00:13:57,596 --> 00:14:00,012 YOU SEE, SON, HISTORY SHOWS US 316 00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:02,469 THAT YOUNGER VOTERS JUST AREN'T READY. 317 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:03,843 IS IT OVER? 318 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,842 THEY'RE TOO LIKELY TO VOTE IMPULSIVELY. 319 00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,091 TO MAKE BAD CHOICES. 320 00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,632 THAT'S WHY THE NORTH CAROLINA LEGISLATURE 321 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,463 WISELY CREATED A COOLING-OFF PERIOD. 322 00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:15,796 TO GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE EXTRA TIME TO MATURE. 323 00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:18,169 THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE. YOU TRACKING ME, SON? 324 00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:19,502 YES, SIR. THANK YOU, COACH. 325 00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:21,501 GREAT ANSWER, COACH. 326 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,333 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT MY NEXT QUESTION? YES, MA'AM. 327 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,874 LOVELY LADY. 328 00:14:24,874 --> 00:14:26,456 HI, MY NAME IS CINDY TULL... 329 00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:28,830 WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HEY, BUDDY? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TURN? 330 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,163 I'M SORRY, SENATOR. 331 00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:31,995 DID YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THAT QUESTION? 332 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,869 BECAUSE, WELL, I'M THINKING COACH MANCUSI 333 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:34,952 PRETTY MUCH NAILED THAT ONE. 334 00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:37,076 WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW DEBATES WORK, YOU PINHEAD. 335 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,659 'SCUSE ME? HELLO? 336 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,991 - I BELIEVE I HAVE THE FLOOR. - NO, YOU DON'T. 337 00:14:40,991 --> 00:14:42,907 I STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT TO REBUT. 338 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:43,989 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN 339 00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,571 WOULD NEVER INTERRUPT A LADY. 340 00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:48,404 I REMEMBER IT WELL, MS. TULL. THAT'S HOW I WAS RAISED. 341 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,028 YES, SIR. 342 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,276 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WHO'S GOT A TOUGH ONE FOR THE CANDIDATES? 343 00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:56,066 HERE WE GO. YOU, SIR. 344 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:58,482 COACH DIGGER, HOW IMPORTANT WOULD YOU SAY 345 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:01,313 DISCIPLINE AND SELF-CONTROL ARE IN THE GAME OF POLITICS? 346 00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:03,229 I THINK THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT, SIR. 347 00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:05,599 NOW, I KNOW MY OPPONENT AND I 348 00:15:05,599 --> 00:15:07,498 DON'T SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON THIS ISSUE. 349 00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:09,768 AND I RESPECT THAT. AND FRANKLY, 350 00:15:09,768 --> 00:15:12,974 I DON'T CARE HOW MANY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES 351 00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:15,931 SENATOR BIGGS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SKIPPED THROUGH THE YEARS, 352 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:19,054 BUT THE FACT IS HE IS STILL VERY MUCH A LOOSE CANNON. 353 00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:21,470 I THINK NORTH CAROLINIANS DESERVE BETTER. 354 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:24,968 WELL, COACH, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON, 355 00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:27,050 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T FIRE BLANKS. 356 00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,133 MY... 357 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,754 SENATOR, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, 358 00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:38,419 MY WIFE AND I, LIKE MANY OTHER COUPLES, 359 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,960 HAVE STRUGGLED WITH INFERTILITY. 360 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,126 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANY LESS OF A FATHER 361 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,250 TO OUR SIX ADOPTED CHILDREN. 362 00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,998 AND WE ARE OUTTA TIME! 363 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,080 OKAY, I WANT TO THANK COACH YOU'RE-THE-MAN-CUSI. 364 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,246 WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM THAT LINE? 365 00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:55,869 - ALWAYS AN HONOR, SIR. - OH! 366 00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:57,159 FOR ALL OF US HERE ON CHANNEL FIVE, 367 00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,219 I'M DAN ''THE TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY, 368 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,366 SAYING, SEE YA, NORTH CAROLINA! 369 00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:05,530 YOU READ ABOUT PEOPLE SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE, 370 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,279 BUT YOU NEVER REALLY EXPECT TO SEE IT IN YOUR OWN LIFETIME. 371 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:09,903 COME ON! 372 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,277 COME ON, GIVE ME SOME. GOTTA GET SOME AT THE TOP. 373 00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,193 - THERE'S YOUR MONEY SHOT. - GO, DIGGER. 374 00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:17,649 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. WAY TO GO, COACH. 375 00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:20,231 - ALL RIGHT, COACH. - ALL RIGHT. 376 00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,268 DILLY. GRAY. 377 00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:31,601 YOU WATCH THE MANCUSI-BIGGS TOWN HALL? 378 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,266 I KNOW, I KNOW, HEY, 379 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,889 I TEACH A COURSE AT THE NEW SCHOOL IN CAMPAIGN TRAIN WRECKS, 380 00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,338 AND THIS IS THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN. 381 00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:40,296 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DAMAGE IS? 382 00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:42,011 REALLY? ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 383 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,385 TALK SOON. 384 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:46,009 DILLY DESANTIS. ANALYTICS GUY I WORK WITH. 385 00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:50,299 HE PREDICTS BIGGS WILL BE DOWN 9.75% 386 00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:52,629 IN TOMORROW'S TRACKING POLL. 387 00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:54,172 AND YOU HEARD THAT NUMBER IN REAL TIME. 388 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,004 OH, MEETING MUST BE OVER. 389 00:16:56,004 --> 00:16:59,794 MIND IF I STAY AND PICK KATHERINE'S BIG BRAIN? 390 00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:01,210 WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM? 391 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,750 BECAUSE, KATHERINE, I'VE NOTICED 392 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500 THAT EVEN THOUGH ANDY'S HAPPY TO WASTE HIS OWN TIME, 393 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,207 HE NEVER WASTES YOURS. 394 00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:09,247 HAVE AT EACH OTHER. 395 00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,037 THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOUISE. 396 00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:16,036 YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN YOUR CRAFT UP A LEVEL. 397 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,285 YOU THINK? 398 00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,867 I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY YOUR PROCEDURES. 399 00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:23,365 NO, NO, THEY'RE GREAT. YOU COULD SELL THESE. 400 00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:25,406 OH ! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? 401 00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:27,238 WOW. HARD TO SAY. 402 00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:31,153 BUT YOU KNOW, I'M PARTIAL TO AN AUTUMNAL PALETTE. 403 00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:34,026 HEY, HURT LOCKER ! 404 00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:35,068 HOW'S IT GOING? 405 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,192 YOU MAKE ALL THOSE? AMAZING. 406 00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:39,565 ISN'T THE OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY HERE THE BEST? 407 00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:42,355 - I MADE 'EM, ROSE. - WELL, SUCH A CREATIVE FAMILY. 408 00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:44,813 LISTEN, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS. 409 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,144 MY OFFICE FINALLY LINKED UP WITH THE STAIR LIFT PEOPLE, 410 00:17:48,144 --> 00:17:49,935 AND THEY GOT IT ALL INSTALLED TODAY. 411 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,559 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE GOOD TO GO. 412 00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,391 REALLY? THEY SAID THREE WEEKS! 413 00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:56,015 - ROSE HAS JUICE. - TELL THAT TO MY CABLE GUY. 414 00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:58,971 DON'T GET LOUIS STARTED ON THAT SUBJECT. 415 00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:01,095 YEAH, ONE OF MY HOT BUTTONS, FOR SURE. 416 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,429 ANYWAY, NOW THAT YOU'RE GOING HOME, 417 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,302 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SMALL FAITH GATHERING IN THE HOUSE 418 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:08,675 TO THANK THE ALMIGHTY FOR THE BLESSING OF YOUR RETURN? 419 00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:11,257 I THINK THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. DON'T YOU, LOUIS? 420 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,464 I DON'T KNOW, ROSE. I'M NO HERO. 421 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,963 NOT SAYING YOU ARE, HONEY. 422 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,046 I JUST THINK A LITTLE PRAYER CIRCLE MIGHT BE IN ORDER. 423 00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:20,377 ECUMENICAL, OF COURSE. CAN'T JUST BE MORMONS. 424 00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,043 WELL, THERE WON'T BE SHOUTING, WILL THERE, ROSE? 425 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,459 I HEAR YOU SHOUT IN CHICAGO. 426 00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:25,292 NO, LOUISE. NO CALL AND RESPONSE. 427 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,624 JUST A FEW PRAYERS. 428 00:18:26,624 --> 00:18:28,998 WE DO THIS SORT OF THING ALL THE TIME NOW. 429 00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:31,164 WHAT DO YOU SAY? I'LL BE HAPPY TO ORGANIZE IT. 430 00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:32,204 YOU TWO HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 431 00:18:32,204 --> 00:18:33,995 WITH PHYSICAL THERAPY AND WHATNOT. 432 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,661 I'LL HAVE MY STAFF PUT THIS TOGETHER FOR NEXT SATURDAY. 433 00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:37,951 NO, SUNDAY. 434 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,034 WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO FOLD IN THE JEWS. 435 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,366 JUST DON'T INVITE ANYONE 436 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,532 WITHOUT COORDINATING IT WITH MY OFFICE, THOUGH, OKAY? 437 00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,447 THIS IS GOING TO BE STRESSFUL ENOUGH 438 00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:47,031 PULLING TOGETHER A LIST OF NAMES 439 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,195 WHO ARE NOT GONNA BE AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS. 440 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,028 I'VE DONE A MILLION OF THESE, SO I KNOW ALL THE PITFALLS. 441 00:18:52,028 --> 00:18:54,235 LATER! 442 00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,359 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 443 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,191 I KNOW. YIKES. 444 00:18:57,191 --> 00:19:00,315 YEAH. 445 00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:03,313 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT FOLDING IN JEWS? 446 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:15,516 OH, YEAH. 447 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:25,219 HEY. 448 00:19:25,219 --> 00:19:27,010 HI, BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY BEDROOM. 449 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,924 HEY, HANDSOME LAWMAKER IN A SILLY, LITTLE CHAIR. 450 00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,340 YEAH, HERO GUY'S COMING HOME. 451 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,006 WE'RE GONNA TRICK OUT THE HOUSE. 452 00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,046 WHAT YOU DOING? 453 00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:37,670 THE SUITE AT THE RITZ IS READY, 454 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,294 SO BENNY IS HELPING ME MOVE IN THIS AFTERNOON. 455 00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:43,417 - OH, BENNY? - ANDY. 456 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,416 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BUSINESS AND A LIFE, 457 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,957 AND IF I WASN'T SO CRAZY ABOUT MY HANDSOME LAWMAKER, 458 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,955 I WOULD BE CONDUCTING BOTH IN MIAMI INSTEAD OF COMMUTING. 459 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:54,079 SO GIVE ME A BREAK. 460 00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:55,911 AND YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT IF YOU WENT BACK 461 00:19:55,911 --> 00:19:58,577 TO FLORIDA SOMETIME, YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF, SAY, DELAWARE? 462 00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:00,409 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLEASED. 463 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:04,407 WE'RE LAYING GROUNDWORK FOR THE BIG PUSH AHEAD. 464 00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,198 SPEAKING OF BIG PUSH... 465 00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:08,072 OH, YEAH, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING 466 00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:10,238 THAT TURNS ME ON MORE THAN A DOUBLE ENTENDRE. 467 00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:12,902 OH, YOU WANT A SINGLE ENTENDRE? 468 00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:15,068 HUH? YOU WANT TO BE SINGLE ENTENDRE'D? 469 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:16,692 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 470 00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,294 YES, PLEASE. 471 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,101 - I'M SORRY, MAN. 472 00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:34,475 - NOT YOUR FAULT. - KINDA IS. 473 00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:37,182 I WAS ON THE ROPES BEFORE THE COUP DE GRAS. 474 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:39,555 GOT NO ONE BUT MYSELF TO BLAME. 475 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:43,096 I LET DIGGER GET INTO MY HEAD. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ROBERT? 476 00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:45,135 IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THAT DILL WEED, 477 00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:48,551 WHICH I DID, SINCE I HAD A LOT OF FREE TIME OUT THERE, 478 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,425 THE GUY'S GOT NOTHING. 479 00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:53,381 SERIOUSLY, HE'S A FUCKING FEATHER, AN AMATEUR. 480 00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:56,339 - I CAN TAKE HIM. - I BELIEVE YOU, GIL JOHN. 481 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,963 BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, 482 00:20:57,963 --> 00:20:59,295 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A LOT ON YOUR MIND. 483 00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:01,127 WHAT WITH THIS ETHICS THING DOGGING YOU 484 00:21:01,377 --> 00:21:03,126 AND POSSIBLE EXPULSION. 485 00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:06,541 I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HAVE MY BACK. 486 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,623 DON'T MENTION IT. 487 00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:12,830 YES, SIR. 488 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:16,203 IF I APPLY MYSELF, I CAN WIN THIS PUPPY. 489 00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:30,654 HEY, ANDY. 490 00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:34,360 - LIKE THAT? - MM-HMM. 491 00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:39,108 - REALLY? LIKE THAT? - MM-HMM. 492 00:21:45,229 --> 00:21:46,021 HEY, ROBERT. 493 00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,395 I FORGOT MY YOGA MAT UPSTAIRS. 494 00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:54,395 (c)CREATED AND SYNCH BY KIBERLINE 495 00:21:54,445 --> 00:21:58,995 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37174

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