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SO, GIL, YOU NEED TO PREPARE
A ZINGER FOR THE DEBATE.
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- WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU KNOW
WHAT A ZINGER IS, RIGHT?
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BRANDY AND CREME DE MENTHE.
I'M NOT A RUBE, ANDY.
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NOT A... NOT A STINGER,
A ZINGER.
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IT'S A COMEBACK LINE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
''I SERVED WITH JACK KENNEDY,
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''I KNEW JACK KENNEDY,
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''JACK KENNEDY
FUCKED A WIFE OF MINE...
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BUT YOU, SENATOR...''
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''ARE NO JACK KENNEDY.''
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YOU GAVE ME SIX CARDS.
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OH, COME ON, GIL JOHN,
YOU GOTTA THINK PREEMPTIVELY.
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FOR INSTANCE,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
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IF DIGGER WERE TO CALL YOU OUT
FOR BEING, LIKE,
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A HOTHEAD OR A LOOSE CANNON?
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TELL HIM TO SUCK
MY CANNON-SIZED...
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OH, OH, OH, NO, NO,
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SEE, YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT
INTO HIS POINT, RIGHT?
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YOU GOTTA TAKE THE HIT,
ACCEPT IT,
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AND TURN IT AROUND
AND USE IT AGAINST HIM,
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LIKE JUJITSU.
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- RIGHT?
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SO FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD SAY,
''WELL, I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON,
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BUT AT LEAST
I DON'T SHOOT BLANKS.''
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GOOD ONE, ROBERT.
THE MAN HAS SIX CHILDREN.
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IT'S A POLITICAL METAPHOR,
NOT SEXUAL.
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AND YOU'LL BE THERE
TO EXPLAIN IT TO EVERYONE?
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SHOULDN'T GIL JOHN BE USING,
LIKE, BASKETBALL METAPHORS?
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LIKE ''HOT HANDS''
OR ''GETTING GOOD LOOKS''
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- OR ''TAKING IT TO THE HOLE.''
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ENOUGH WITH THE KENNEDYS.
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THAT'S ENOUGH
OF THIS ASS-CLOWNERY.
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I GOTTA GET TO BED, OR DIGGER
WILL CLEAN MY CLOCK TOMORROW.
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IF YOU THINK OF ANY MORE
STINKERS, WRITE 'EM DOWN.
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- ZONKERS.
- ZINGER.
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- WHATEVER.
- HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
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NO, HE'S FUCKED.
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SENATOR BIGGS,
DID YOU SUPPORT
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ADDING ANTI-ABORTION
RESTRICTIONS
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TO THE NORTH CAROLINA
MOTORCYCLE SAFETY BILL?
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I DID.
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THERE IS NO REASON YOU CAN'T SUPPORT
TWO CONSTITUENCIES SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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IF YOU CAN FIT BOTH THE UNBORN
AND BIKERS UNDER THE SAME BILL,
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THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
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SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE UNBORN
SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO WEAR HELMETS?
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- HUH?
- ROBERT!
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WHAT? I'M JUST TRYING
TO KEEP IT LIGHT. HE'S TENSE.
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WELL, I WANT HIM TENSE.
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THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.
THERE'S ONLY ONE DEBATE.
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- MADDIE...
- IF GIL BLOWS IT,
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THIS TIME NEXT YEAR HE'LL BE
SELLING REVERSE MORTGAGES.
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MADDIE, CAN'T YOU SEE THE
MAN'S BRAIN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE?
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HE'S NOT USED TO ALL THIS.
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YOU BOTH KNOW
I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
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- SENATOR BIGGS...
- QUICK QUESTION, SENATOR.
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MAY WE ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS?
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A MOMENT, SIR?
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WHAT?
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TURNS OUT THERE'S BEEN
SOME SORT OF MISCOMMUNICATION.
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UM, UH...
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DEBATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HOW COULD IT NOT BE A DEBATE?
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IT'S A TOWN HALL.
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- A TOWN HALL?
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YOU MEAN WHERE
A BUNCH OF YAHOOS CAN ASK
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ANY RANDOM, DUMBASS QUESTIONS
THEY WANT?
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OH, SENATOR,
WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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THE, UM, YAHOOS
ARE HAND-PICKED,
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AND THE DUMBASS QUESTIONS
ARE SCREENED.
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WELL, THERE'S YOUR
QUALITY CONTROL RIGHT THERE.
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YOU STILL GOT THIS, BIG GUY.
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NOW, A TOWN HALL IS NOT
A DEBATE, IT'S A PERFORMANCE.
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IT'S ONE HALF SEDUCTION,
ONE HALF MISDIRECTION,
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- AND ONE HALF CONFRONTATION.
- THAT'S THREE HALVES.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE
THREE HALVES OF A WHOLE.
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THIS FROM A MAN WHO'S ALWAYS
PRIDED HIMSELF ON GIVING 110%.
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IT WAS A CUSHION.
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YOU PUT OUT 100% ON THE COURT,
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IT LEAVES YOU 10%
TO TAKE A SHOWER.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN UP,
GIL, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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THE TOWN HALL IS
ALL ABOUT SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.
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IT'S KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE
AND WHERE YOUR OPPONENT IS
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AT ALL TIMES.
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SO WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN,
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I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN
INTO THE PAINT,
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YOU MAKE CONTACT
WITH THE CROWD,
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THEN YOU GO BACK OUT,
AND YOU SET A PICK.
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THAT'S NEUTRAL SPACE.
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NOW, WHEN IT'S DIGGER'S TURN,
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HOLD YOUR GROUND,
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FORCING HIM TO EITHER
BREAK LEFT OR BREAK RIGHT.
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AND WHEN HE MAKES HIS MOVE,
YOU SUBTLY SHIFT,
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GIVING YOURSELF A 50/50 CHANCE
OF MAKING CONTACT.
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AND WITH ANY LUCK, HE GOES DOWN,
AND IF HE DOES, GIL,
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SHOW CONCERN,
THEN GENTLY HELP HIM UP.
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- PLAY IT CLASSY.
- PLAY IT CLASSY.
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AND REMEMBER, CAMERAS ARE
ALWAYS ON, SO HOLD THAT SMILE.
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NEVER LOOK AT YOUR WATCH,
AND NEVER SCRATCH YOUR BALLS.
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- PLAY IT CLASSY.
- PLAY IT CLASSY.
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NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS, GIL.
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NOW, YOU NEED
A LITTLE ME TIME?
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A LITTLE TIME
TO GET IN THE ZONE?
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I APPRECIATE THAT,
ROBERT, THANK YOU.
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SO ARE YOU MORMON, JAMES?
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NO.
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WELL, YES, BUT NOT REALLY.
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MORMONS AREN'T USUALLY
THAT AMBIVALENT.
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I KNOW,
I STRUGGLE WITH IT,
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WHICH IS
WHY I DON'T CALL MYSELF MORMON.
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I THINK IF YOU CALL YOURSELF
MORMON, YOU SHOULD BE ALL-IN.
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OH, I AGREE.
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I'M SORRY THAT
YOU'RE NOT ALL-IN, JAMES.
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AND I WISH YOU WERE.
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I-I WISH I WERE ALL-IN TOO.
MAYBE I COULD BE.
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OH, I'D LIKE THAT.
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I'LL PRAY FOR YOU, OKAY?
I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR RETURN.
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THAT'D BE...
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WHOA, UH, HERE'S YOUR DAD.
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SENATOR, IT'S LOLA,
YOUR DAUGHTER.
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SO IT IS.
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HOW'D YOUR EXAMS GO, HONEY?
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- GREAT.
-OH, GREAT.
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I MEAN, YOU TELL.
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UM, ''A'' IN EVERYTHING
BUT ISAIAH STUDIES.
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WHAT'D WE GET
IN ISAIAH STUDIES?
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B-PLUS.
THE PROFESSOR HATES ME.
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I THINK HE'S A SOCIALIST.
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THEN HE MUST BE HAVING
THE TIME OF HIS LIFE
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AT BRIGHAM YOUNG.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
SARCASTIC, DADDY.
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WHY DOES EVERYONE IN WASHINGTON
USE IRONY SO MUCH?
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I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
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- YOU CAN GO NOW.
- YES, SIR.
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BUT LEAVE MY DAUGHTER.
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OH, SORRY.
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THAT WAS DUMB.
HOLD ON, SIR.
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OH, NEVER MIND.
TOO MISERABLE TO TALK ANYWAY.
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I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR.
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WHEN I GET BACK TO THE OFFICE,
I REALLY SHOULD FIND OUT
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WHY WE HIRED THAT KID.
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- WELL, HE'S YOUR GODSON, DEAR.
- OH.
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RIGHT.
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WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
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OH, YOU'D BE FINE,
LITTLE GIANT.
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GOD WOULD SHOW YOU THE WAY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE SENT ME TO AFGHANISTAN.
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AND SENATOR ANDY GUZMAN
ARRIVED IN WILMINGTON TODAY
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TO STUMP FOR SENATE COLLEAGUE
LEMAR FARKUS.
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SO I URGE ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING
PEOPLE OF DELAWARE...
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NO, NO, I NEED MORE THAN JUST
THE GOOD-LOOKING ONES.
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AS WELL AS THE...
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PLEASANT-LOOKING PEOPLE
OF DELAWARE?
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YES, THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE.
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STILL LEAVES OUT UGLY PEOPLE.
THEY'RE NOT ALL DEMOCRATS.
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THERE'S A TIME TO BRING UGLY
PEOPLE INTO THE TENT, KATHERINE.
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AFTER DARK, SAY.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THE EVENT BROUGHT IN 400K.
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THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH
AS LEMAR HAS EVER RAISED.
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GREAT. HE'LL REMEMBER.
QUICK QUESTION.
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YEAH?
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WHO'S THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOME FLACK, I GUESS.
I'LL BE IN THE HIDEAWAY.
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FUCK ME.
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WELL, OFF TO A GREAT START.
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COULD'VE USED
A HEADS-UP ON THAT.
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OH, SORRY, MA'AM.
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YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHEN PEOPLE
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ARE GOING TO START PRAYING
AROUND HERE.
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- SNACK, MA'AM?
- HELLO AND WELCOME.
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I'M CHANNEL FIVE'S OWN DAN ''THE
TAN'' CIPRIANIA-MALONEY.
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NOW, SINCE I'VE HAD
THE PLEASURE
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OF REPORTING ON BOTH
OF THESE CANDIDATES
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THROUGHOUT THEIR ILLUSTRATIVE
SPORTS CAREERS,
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STATION THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN
IF I MONITORED THIS TOWN HALL.
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ALL RIGHT,
SO LET'S GET IT GOING.
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LET'S GET IT GOING. HERE WE GO,
WHO'S GOT A QUESTION?
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FOR ANY OF THE CANDIDATES,
EITHER ONE.
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UH, HERE WE GO.
MA'AM, YES.
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YES, I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR COACH MANCUSI.
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LOSING FOUR STARTERS
LIKE YOU HAVE,
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HOW DO YOU KEEP DUKE
ON A WINNING TRACK?
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SUCH A GOOD QUESTION, MA'AM.
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AS YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T RESIGNED
YET BECAUSE I'M NOT A QUITTER.
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AND I WON'T LEAVE
A TEAM MID-SEASON.
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BUT IF I CAN KEEP
MY BLUE DEVILS FOCUSED,
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MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE
NOTHING ON THE COURT,
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THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
IN THE POSTSEASON,
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I CAN GO TO WASHINGTON
WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH.
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UH, SENATOR BIGGS.
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WHAT?
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SIR, HOW WOULD YOU
KEEP DUKE ON A WINNING TRACK?
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WELL...
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I'D CHANGE COACHES.
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OKAY, A LITTLE STUMBLE.
GOOD LINE, COULD'VE WORKED.
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AUDIENCE IS A LITTLE COLD.
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NEXT... NEXT QUESTION.
ANYONE?
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SENATOR BIGGS,
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DO YOU THINK ED...
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EDUCATION RE... RE...
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REFORM?
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NO, IT'S RE... RA...
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I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE OUT
MY WIFE'S HANDWRITING.
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BEEN THERE, DUDE.
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NOT ME,
MY WIFE PATRICIA AND I
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HAVE NO PROBLEMS AT ALL
COMMUNICATING, VERY CLOSE.
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- THAT'S NICE. THAT'S SWEET.
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UNFORCED ERROR.
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''BEEN THERE, DUDE''?
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CONGRESSMAN,
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I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF OUR NINNY GOVERNMENT
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TELLING ME HOW TO SPEND
MY OWN FOOD STAMPS.
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- CAN YOU FIX THAT?
- DON'T TREAD ON ME.
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GREAT QUESTION.
SENATOR.
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FIX WHAT, SIR?
WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T BUY?
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FIREARMS.
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I WORKED HARD
FOR THOSE FOOD STAMPS.
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AND I GOT A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE.
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GUNS PLEASURE ME.
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WHY CAN'T YOU BUY 'EM
ON CREDIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
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I'M SORRY, SENATOR,
BUT I'LL JUMP IN HERE...
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- SORRY, COACH, BUT YOU CAN'T.
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO.
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'CAUSE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.
CHECK YOUR WATCH.
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- NO, NO, NO. NO, NO!
- OH.
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STEP AWAY FOR A FEW.
PAY SOME BILLS,
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GIVE THE GUYS
A BATHROOM BREAK,
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AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ROUND TWO.
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I'M DAN ''THE TAN.''
YOU STAY TUNED.
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I THINK JAMES IS TAKEN
WITH OUR LOLA.
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CLEARLY.
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YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE DAY, THAT
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM.
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SHE'D BE 3,000 MILES AWAY.
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00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:52,276
BUT, GOD, WHO KNOWS
WHAT THEY'RE DOING ONLINE?
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COULD BE SOMETHING PREMATURE
OR INAPPROPRIATE.
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- WE'D NEVER KNOW ABOUT IT.
- WELL, I TRUST OUR DAUGHTER.
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TRUST, BUT VERIFY.
THAT'S WHAT REAGAN ALWAYS DID.
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00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,070
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, HON?
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00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:05,102
TWO OF HIS KIDS
BECAME DEMOCRATS.
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SENATOR.
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00:11:06,435 --> 00:11:09,058
- MRS. LAFFER.
- OH, WHAT IS IT, SHELBY?
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00:11:09,308 --> 00:11:11,391
TIME FOR ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
I'M HEADED BACK TO RENO.
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00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,015
WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN
PULLED OFF THE STORY?
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00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:17,179
OH, NO, SIR. I'M JUST PIVOTING
TO YOUR BACKGROUND.
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00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:19,053
GONNA INTERVIEW
SOME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
246
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,761
I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
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00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,011
OH, DON'T WORRY, SIR.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE ASKING
ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.
249
00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,425
SERIOUSLY, I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.
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00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,008
EXCEPT JESUS.
RIGHT, HON?
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OKAY, JESUS.
252
00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,172
BUT JESUS WAS FRIENDS
WITH EVERYBODY.
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00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,296
IT'S NOT LIKE
WE SHOT MARBLES.
254
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I'LL DIG SOMETHING UP, SIR.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
255
00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,961
SHELBY, THAT'S THE VERY
DEFINITION OF A PROBLEM.
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00:11:36,961 --> 00:11:39,377
TRUST ME, SIR.
YOUR STORY WRITES ITSELF.
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00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,458
SIR.
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00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:45,748
MA'AM.
I'LL SEE YA.
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00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,830
DO YOU TRUST THE STORY
TO WRITE ITSELF?
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00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,079
WELL, DEPENDS ON WHETHER
YOU'RE HIDING ANYTHING, DEAR.
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ADRIANA DE PORTAGO.
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SHE'S LIKE A SERIOUS PLAYER
IN SOUTH FLORIDA, RIGHT?
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00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,239
I DID NOT KNOW THAT GOING IN,
264
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,696
BUT I'VE SINCE BEEN SCHOOLED
ON THAT POINT.
265
00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:07,862
AND SHE'S
RIDICULOUSLY HOT, RIGHT?
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00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:08,902
LIKE, AT AN ELITE LEVEL?
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00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,568
YEAH, THAT'S HER.
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00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:13,234
- OH, SHIT.
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YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE,
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00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,649
AND YOU SHOW ME
THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT?
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BEGINNER'S LUCK.
I WISH I CARED MORE.
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00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:20,188
AH, FUCK YOU.
COME ON.
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00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,730
- SHOULD I COME BACK?
- HELL, NO.
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00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:24,894
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
WE CAN GET SOMETHING DONE.
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00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:27,477
- SHIT'S TOO EASY.
- YEAH, WHEN NO ONE'S DEFENDING.
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00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:29,309
THAT'S YOUR WHOLE GAME,
IS TO DISTRACT.
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00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:32,390
I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMILE FOR
THIS MEETING IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
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00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:35,306
DON'T CARE FOR SIMILES.
NONE OF THIS ''LIKE'' BULLSHIT.
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00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:36,763
I'M A METAPHOR MAN.
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IF I TELL YOU I'M GONNA
RIP SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF,
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00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,803
I WANT YOU TO VISUALIZE IT.
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00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,844
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO WATCH THE BIGGS DEBATE?
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00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,676
IT'S ALREADY STARTED.
CHANNEL 61.
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HEY, THANKS.
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00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,591
HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US.
WE SHOULD TALK.
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00:12:47,841 --> 00:12:49,965
SORRY. I REALLY DO
HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
287
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,130
HMM, LIKE WHAT?
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00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,172
LIKE MAYBE GIVING
A GUY A RECORD,
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00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,046
OF WHICH HE HAS NONE?
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00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:57,544
SERIOUSLY, KATHERINE, NOT A
SINGLE BILL WITH HIS NAME ON IT.
291
00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,668
ISN'T THAT
WHAT A CHIEF OF STAFF DOES?
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00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,292
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
CREATING A NARRATIVE?
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00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,208
I'M GOING NOW.
294
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,832
SO I'M RIGHT.
YOU STILL GOT NOTHING.
295
00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:10,330
ALL THE BETTER
THAT I'M HERE TO HELP.
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00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,744
YOU BROUGHT A BILL?
YOU ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH.
297
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,327
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE.
298
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,118
WHOOPS, TOO LATE.
299
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,116
HEY, IT'S DAN ''THE TAN.''
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00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:21,449
WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF
OF OUR TOWN HALL DEBATE.
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00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:25,030
AND KICKING IT OFF IS A STUDENT
RIGHT HERE FROM ST. JAMES HIGH.
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00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,029
HI, COACH MANCUSI.
303
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,861
MY NAME IS
MICHAEL HICKENLOOPER.
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00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:31,467
LAST YEAR, THE STATE LEGISLATURE
PASSED A BILL THAT SAYS
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00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:35,974
WE 17-YEAR-OLDS CAN NO LONGER
PREREGISTER TO VOTE.
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00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:37,399
DO YOU THINK THAT'S RIGHT?
307
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,940
SON, I LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
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00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,438
I SPENT YEARS RECRUITING THEM.
I RESPECT THEIR SKILLS.
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00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:43,770
MA'AM? I-I...
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00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,186
I THINK WE HAVE
A BARN DOOR ISSUE.
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- AND HE'S ON THE MOVE.
- MY GOD, WHERE IS HE GOING?
312
00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:52,849
BUT AS A PARENT, I WANT
MY KIDS TO VOTE RESPONSIBLY.
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00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:55,972
JUST AS I WOULD WANT THEM
TO BINGE RESPONSIBLY
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00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:57,596
OR HOOK UP RESPONSIBLY.
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00:13:57,596 --> 00:14:00,012
YOU SEE, SON,
HISTORY SHOWS US
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00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:02,469
THAT YOUNGER VOTERS
JUST AREN'T READY.
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00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:03,843
IS IT OVER?
318
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,842
THEY'RE TOO LIKELY
TO VOTE IMPULSIVELY.
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00:14:05,842 --> 00:14:07,091
TO MAKE BAD CHOICES.
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00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,632
THAT'S WHY
THE NORTH CAROLINA LEGISLATURE
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00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,463
WISELY CREATED
A COOLING-OFF PERIOD.
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00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:15,796
TO GIVE YOUNG PEOPLE
EXTRA TIME TO MATURE.
323
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:18,169
THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.
YOU TRACKING ME, SON?
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00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:19,502
YES, SIR. THANK YOU, COACH.
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00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:21,501
GREAT ANSWER, COACH.
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00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,333
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT
MY NEXT QUESTION? YES, MA'AM.
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00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,874
LOVELY LADY.
328
00:14:24,874 --> 00:14:26,456
HI, MY NAME IS CINDY TULL...
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00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:28,830
WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HEY,
BUDDY? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TURN?
330
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,163
I'M SORRY, SENATOR.
331
00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:31,995
DID YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN
ON THAT QUESTION?
332
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,869
BECAUSE, WELL,
I'M THINKING COACH MANCUSI
333
00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:34,952
PRETTY MUCH NAILED THAT ONE.
334
00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:37,076
WELL, THAT'S NOT
HOW DEBATES WORK, YOU PINHEAD.
335
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,659
'SCUSE ME? HELLO?
336
00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,991
- I BELIEVE I HAVE THE FLOOR.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
337
00:14:40,991 --> 00:14:42,907
I STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT
TO REBUT.
338
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:43,989
THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN
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00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,571
WOULD NEVER INTERRUPT A LADY.
340
00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:48,404
I REMEMBER IT WELL, MS. TULL.
THAT'S HOW I WAS RAISED.
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00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,028
YES, SIR.
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00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,276
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WHO'S GOT
A TOUGH ONE FOR THE CANDIDATES?
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00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:56,066
HERE WE GO.
YOU, SIR.
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00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:58,482
COACH DIGGER,
HOW IMPORTANT WOULD YOU SAY
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00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:01,313
DISCIPLINE AND SELF-CONTROL ARE
IN THE GAME OF POLITICS?
346
00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:03,229
I THINK
THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT, SIR.
347
00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:05,599
NOW, I KNOW
MY OPPONENT AND I
348
00:15:05,599 --> 00:15:07,498
DON'T SEE EYE-TO-EYE
ON THIS ISSUE.
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00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:09,768
AND I RESPECT THAT.
AND FRANKLY,
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00:15:09,768 --> 00:15:12,974
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY ANGER
MANAGEMENT CLASSES
351
00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:15,931
SENATOR BIGGS MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE SKIPPED THROUGH THE YEARS,
352
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:19,054
BUT THE FACT IS HE IS STILL
VERY MUCH A LOOSE CANNON.
353
00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:21,470
I THINK NORTH CAROLINIANS
DESERVE BETTER.
354
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:24,968
WELL, COACH,
I MAY BE A LOOSE CANNON,
355
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:27,050
BUT AT LEAST
I DON'T FIRE BLANKS.
356
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,133
MY...
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00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,754
SENATOR,
AS EVERYONE KNOWS,
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00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:38,419
MY WIFE AND I,
LIKE MANY OTHER COUPLES,
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00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,960
HAVE STRUGGLED
WITH INFERTILITY.
360
00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,126
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M ANY LESS OF A FATHER
361
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,250
TO OUR SIX ADOPTED CHILDREN.
362
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,998
AND WE ARE OUTTA TIME!
363
00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,080
OKAY, I WANT TO THANK
COACH YOU'RE-THE-MAN-CUSI.
364
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,246
WHO THE FUCK
GAVE HIM THAT LINE?
365
00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:55,869
- ALWAYS AN HONOR, SIR.
- OH!
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00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:57,159
FOR ALL OF US
HERE ON CHANNEL FIVE,
367
00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,219
I'M DAN ''THE TAN''
CIPRIANIA-MALONEY,
368
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,366
SAYING, SEE YA,
NORTH CAROLINA!
369
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:05,530
YOU READ ABOUT PEOPLE
SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE,
370
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:08,279
BUT YOU NEVER REALLY EXPECT
TO SEE IT IN YOUR OWN LIFETIME.
371
00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:09,903
COME ON!
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00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,277
COME ON, GIVE ME SOME.
GOTTA GET SOME AT THE TOP.
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00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,193
- THERE'S YOUR MONEY SHOT.
- GO, DIGGER.
374
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:17,649
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
WAY TO GO, COACH.
375
00:16:17,649 --> 00:16:20,231
- ALL RIGHT, COACH.
- ALL RIGHT.
376
00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,268
DILLY. GRAY.
377
00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:31,601
YOU WATCH
THE MANCUSI-BIGGS TOWN HALL?
378
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,266
I KNOW, I KNOW, HEY,
379
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,889
I TEACH A COURSE AT THE NEW
SCHOOL IN CAMPAIGN TRAIN WRECKS,
380
00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,338
AND THIS IS THE WORST
I'VE EVER SEEN.
381
00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:40,296
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE DAMAGE IS?
382
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:42,011
REALLY? ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
383
00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,385
TALK SOON.
384
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:46,009
DILLY DESANTIS.
ANALYTICS GUY I WORK WITH.
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00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:50,299
HE PREDICTS BIGGS
WILL BE DOWN 9.75%
386
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:52,629
IN TOMORROW'S TRACKING POLL.
387
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:54,172
AND YOU HEARD THAT NUMBER
IN REAL TIME.
388
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,004
OH, MEETING MUST BE OVER.
389
00:16:56,004 --> 00:16:59,794
MIND IF I STAY AND PICK
KATHERINE'S BIG BRAIN?
390
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:01,210
WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM?
391
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,750
BECAUSE, KATHERINE,
I'VE NOTICED
392
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500
THAT EVEN THOUGH ANDY'S HAPPY
TO WASTE HIS OWN TIME,
393
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,207
HE NEVER WASTES YOURS.
394
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:09,247
HAVE AT EACH OTHER.
395
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,037
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, LOUISE.
396
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:16,036
YOU'VE REALLY TAKEN
YOUR CRAFT UP A LEVEL.
397
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,285
YOU THINK?
398
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,867
I WAS SO DISTRACTED
BY YOUR PROCEDURES.
399
00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:23,365
NO, NO, THEY'RE GREAT.
YOU COULD SELL THESE.
400
00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:25,406
OH ! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
401
00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:27,238
WOW. HARD TO SAY.
402
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:31,153
BUT YOU KNOW, I'M PARTIAL
TO AN AUTUMNAL PALETTE.
403
00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:34,026
HEY, HURT LOCKER !
404
00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:35,068
HOW'S IT GOING?
405
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,192
YOU MAKE ALL THOSE?
AMAZING.
406
00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:39,565
ISN'T THE OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY
HERE THE BEST?
407
00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:42,355
- I MADE 'EM, ROSE.
- WELL, SUCH A CREATIVE FAMILY.
408
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:44,813
LISTEN, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
409
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,144
MY OFFICE FINALLY LINKED UP
WITH THE STAIR LIFT PEOPLE,
410
00:17:48,144 --> 00:17:49,935
AND THEY GOT IT ALL
INSTALLED TODAY.
411
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,559
YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE GOOD TO GO.
412
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,391
REALLY?
THEY SAID THREE WEEKS!
413
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:56,015
- ROSE HAS JUICE.
- TELL THAT TO MY CABLE GUY.
414
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:58,971
DON'T GET LOUIS
STARTED ON THAT SUBJECT.
415
00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:01,095
YEAH, ONE OF MY HOT BUTTONS,
FOR SURE.
416
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,429
ANYWAY, NOW THAT
YOU'RE GOING HOME,
417
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,302
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SMALL
FAITH GATHERING IN THE HOUSE
418
00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:08,675
TO THANK THE ALMIGHTY
FOR THE BLESSING OF YOUR RETURN?
419
00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:11,257
I THINK THAT'S A TERRIFIC
IDEA. DON'T YOU, LOUIS?
420
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,464
I DON'T KNOW, ROSE.
I'M NO HERO.
421
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,963
NOT SAYING YOU ARE, HONEY.
422
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,046
I JUST THINK A LITTLE
PRAYER CIRCLE MIGHT BE IN ORDER.
423
00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:20,377
ECUMENICAL, OF COURSE.
CAN'T JUST BE MORMONS.
424
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,043
WELL, THERE WON'T BE SHOUTING,
WILL THERE, ROSE?
425
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,459
I HEAR YOU SHOUT IN CHICAGO.
426
00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:25,292
NO, LOUISE.
NO CALL AND RESPONSE.
427
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,624
JUST A FEW PRAYERS.
428
00:18:26,624 --> 00:18:28,998
WE DO THIS SORT OF THING
ALL THE TIME NOW.
429
00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:31,164
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I'LL BE HAPPY TO ORGANIZE IT.
430
00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:32,204
YOU TWO HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL
431
00:18:32,204 --> 00:18:33,995
WITH PHYSICAL THERAPY
AND WHATNOT.
432
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,661
I'LL HAVE MY STAFF PUT THIS
TOGETHER FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
433
00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:37,951
NO, SUNDAY.
434
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,034
WE WANT TO BE ABLE
TO FOLD IN THE JEWS.
435
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,366
JUST DON'T INVITE ANYONE
436
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,532
WITHOUT COORDINATING IT
WITH MY OFFICE, THOUGH, OKAY?
437
00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,447
THIS IS GOING TO BE
STRESSFUL ENOUGH
438
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:47,031
PULLING TOGETHER
A LIST OF NAMES
439
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,195
WHO ARE NOT GONNA BE
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
440
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,028
I'VE DONE A MILLION OF THESE,
SO I KNOW ALL THE PITFALLS.
441
00:18:52,028 --> 00:18:54,235
LATER!
442
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,359
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
443
00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,191
I KNOW. YIKES.
444
00:18:57,191 --> 00:19:00,315
YEAH.
445
00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:03,313
WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT FOLDING IN JEWS?
446
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:15,516
OH, YEAH.
447
00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:25,219
HEY.
448
00:19:25,219 --> 00:19:27,010
HI, BEAUTIFUL LADY
IN MY BEDROOM.
449
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,924
HEY, HANDSOME LAWMAKER
IN A SILLY, LITTLE CHAIR.
450
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,340
YEAH, HERO GUY'S
COMING HOME.
451
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,006
WE'RE GONNA TRICK OUT THE HOUSE.
452
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,046
WHAT YOU DOING?
453
00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:37,670
THE SUITE AT THE RITZ
IS READY,
454
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,294
SO BENNY IS HELPING ME
MOVE IN THIS AFTERNOON.
455
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:43,417
- OH, BENNY?
- ANDY.
456
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,416
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A BUSINESS AND A LIFE,
457
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,957
AND IF I WASN'T SO CRAZY
ABOUT MY HANDSOME LAWMAKER,
458
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,955
I WOULD BE CONDUCTING BOTH
IN MIAMI INSTEAD OF COMMUTING.
459
00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:54,079
SO GIVE ME A BREAK.
460
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:55,911
AND YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT
IF YOU WENT BACK
461
00:19:55,911 --> 00:19:58,577
TO FLORIDA SOMETIME, YOU KNOW,
INSTEAD OF, SAY, DELAWARE?
462
00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:00,409
HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE PLEASED.
463
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:04,407
WE'RE LAYING GROUNDWORK
FOR THE BIG PUSH AHEAD.
464
00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,198
SPEAKING OF BIG PUSH...
465
00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:08,072
OH, YEAH,
'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
466
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:10,238
THAT TURNS ME ON MORE
THAN A DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
467
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:12,902
OH, YOU WANT
A SINGLE ENTENDRE?
468
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:15,068
HUH? YOU WANT TO BE
SINGLE ENTENDRE'D?
469
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:16,692
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
470
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,294
YES, PLEASE.
471
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,101
- I'M SORRY, MAN.
472
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:34,475
- NOT YOUR FAULT.
- KINDA IS.
473
00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:37,182
I WAS ON THE ROPES
BEFORE THE COUP DE GRAS.
474
00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:39,555
GOT NO ONE BUT MYSELF
TO BLAME.
475
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:43,096
I LET DIGGER GET INTO MY HEAD.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ROBERT?
476
00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:45,135
IF YOU ACTUALLY
LISTEN TO THAT DILL WEED,
477
00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:48,551
WHICH I DID, SINCE I HAD
A LOT OF FREE TIME OUT THERE,
478
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,425
THE GUY'S GOT NOTHING.
479
00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:53,381
SERIOUSLY, HE'S
A FUCKING FEATHER, AN AMATEUR.
480
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:56,339
- I CAN TAKE HIM.
- I BELIEVE YOU, GIL JOHN.
481
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,963
BUT I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HELP,
482
00:20:57,963 --> 00:20:59,295
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
A LOT ON YOUR MIND.
483
00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:01,127
WHAT WITH THIS ETHICS THING
DOGGING YOU
484
00:21:01,377 --> 00:21:03,126
AND POSSIBLE EXPULSION.
485
00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:06,541
I APPRECIATE YOU
TRYING TO HAVE MY BACK.
486
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,623
DON'T MENTION IT.
487
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:12,830
YES, SIR.
488
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:16,203
IF I APPLY MYSELF,
I CAN WIN THIS PUPPY.
489
00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:30,654
HEY, ANDY.
490
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:34,360
- LIKE THAT?
- MM-HMM.
491
00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:39,108
- REALLY? LIKE THAT?
- MM-HMM.
492
00:21:45,229 --> 00:21:46,021
HEY, ROBERT.
493
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,395
I FORGOT MY YOGA MAT UPSTAIRS.
494
00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:54,395
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