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[Knocking at door]
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Police! Open up!
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- Ooh!
- [Screaming]
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[Imitating gorilla]
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What the bloody hell?
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[Laughing]
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Are you okay, Marcus?
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Here we go again.
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Past Halloween emotional scarring.
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He doesn't like to talk about it.
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No. It's okay, mom.
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I'm going to tell Will.
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It's 2009.
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I'm seven.
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It's just another average run of the mill
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trick-or-treating with my mother.
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Oh. So sorry.
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That's not the traumatic part.
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Keep going.
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This kid dressed as Frankenstein
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just comes up and just...
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Just smashes this egg on my head.
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And we knew it wasn't organic, didn't we?
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It's 2011.
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This vicious dog just gets
enraged by my bunny costume.
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Just chases me and chases me.
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I mean, I found you holed
up in a little doghouse.
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I may or may not
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have eaten some kibble to sustain myself.
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But the point is
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- I have a Halloween curse.
- Yeah.
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Look, some bad luck in the past.
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Some questionable judgment with the kibble.
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But are you going to let
a couple of bad experiences
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ruin the greatest holiday of the year?
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Which, by the way, is why I'm here.
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Come with me.
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Look at this!
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Hmm? Feast your eyes.
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This is how it's done.
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Even if I called
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those two pathetic
pieces of corn decoration,
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they are for Thanksgiving, not Halloween.
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How many bloody holidays
do you people have?
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None as important as Halloween.
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I, myself, throw an annual party
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that is legendary... Will-O-Ween.
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- Will-O-Ween?
- Uh-huh.
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Anyway, the point is
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I'm going to the Halloween store
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to get even more of this wonderment,
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and you are coming with me
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because you need to make
your side of the porch
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a little less suicide-inducing.
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We're going to be loaded to the gills
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with trick-or-treaters,
and we need to be ready.
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Yeah, no, we don't give out treats.
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What?
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Halloween is a made up American holiday...
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Invented to encourage obesity and diabetes.
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Mom hasn't had sugar in 12 years.
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Yeah.
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That's not all your mother
hasn't had in 12 years, Marcus.
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Hey.
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Un-hear that.
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here we go
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[Brett Dennen's Comeback
Kid (That's my dog)]
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Well, maybe it's the common curse
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Maybe things get bad
before they get worse
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I don't want to become someone
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Who can't live up to
what I already done, don't
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Here comes a comeback
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The kid is back, is back on track
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And there goes my hero
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He's the underdog, he's
coming out on top, and
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[Cheers and applause]
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- [Crash]
- Woman: Oh!
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Sorry.
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Um... Can we go? This place is awful.
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Look. That could be me.
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Uh, no it couldn't.
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But, yeah, maybe someone
will forget a costume.
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- High five?
- Ah!
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What I... what is that?
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That... you're only
getting decorative markers?
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I've had a brilliant idea
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for making some Halloween treats.
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Ah!
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I highly doubt that.
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Don't you think you're
going a bit overboard
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with the whole Will-O-Ween of it all?
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'Cause I'm not supposed
to be spending as much
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because my "royalty" checks
have "stopped coming"?
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Why do you keep putting
things in air quotes
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that are actually happening?
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Do you think maybe
you're throwing this party
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to mask your feelings about
your break-up with Sam?
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I'm not masking them, Fiona.
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I am mending them.
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Every time life throws me a major setback,
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I throw a three Bs party.
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- Three Bs?
- Mm-hmm.
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What is that?
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Brown rice buyers and baba ghanoush?
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Please don't ever make jokes.
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No, it's booze, bros, and babes.
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You loved her.
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You can't fill a void with three Bs, Will.
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Oh, trust me, I can.
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It's worked in the past.
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This three Bs party is
going to cleanse my system.
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It's going to get me
back to classic Will...
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Will 1.0.
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Will, Will, listen to me, okay?
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You cannot bury your
sadness that is in here...
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oh, I feel the void, I feel it...
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with parties and strangers.
My hands don't lie.
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You have to mourn the
end of a relationship.
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You... getting back to your life before Sam
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is going to be very, very hard.
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It's a long road.
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- That's a good point.
- Yeah.
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Would you like to come
to a party tomorrow night?
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- That sounds like fun.
- [Chuckles]
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- I'm Rachel.
- Hi, I'm Will.
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Will 1.0.
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Um, now,
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what do you have in the vein
of like adult bouncy houses?
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[Knocking]
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- We're busy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm just dropping off
Andy's Tonto costume. Okay.
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- Okay.
- Settle down.
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- He's not going to need it.
- Hey. Check it out.
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We're doing a family costume this year.
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Andy and I are the pods,
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- and these guys are our peas.
- Mm...
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- That's cute, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Andy, don't move. I got to go get
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the hot glue gun for your crotch.
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Why does the glue need
to be hot for the crotch?
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- Dude, what are you doing?
- What?
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We always go to Will-O-Ween
dressed as a famous duo.
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I can't have you showing
up dressed like a...
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- Giant green penis.
- I'm a pea pod.
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Take a look in the mirror, dude.
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You are a penis.
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I'm going all out this
year for Will-O-Ween,
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and I need you there. We
got the cotton candy machine,
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we got the DJ, we got
the Margarita machine,
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- we got the photo booth.
- Whoa. You're doing three Bs?
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- Yes!
- This is going to be epic.
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Exactly. And that's why I need
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my bro there, and I need him to look
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a lot less like the jolly green weiner.
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All right, this is the plan.
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Me, Laurie, and the kids are
going to go trick-or-treating,
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then we're going to come
over to your house late.
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Laurie's going to be exhausted.
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She's going to want to leave.
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I wear the Tonto costume
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underneath this pea pod nonsense,
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and then me and you bro down
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all night long.
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Wouldn't it be easier
just to get a divorce?
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Ha-ha-ha. That's hilarious.
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- Hey, here's an idea.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you go as Tonto?
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I go as lone ranger for a change.
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What do you think about that?
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[Laughs]
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What? Just to switch it up.
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Yeah, get in there. Don't be shy.
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Go shoulder deep.
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[Growling]
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, happy Halloween.
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Hi! Look at what I've got for you.
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Sweets for the soul.
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Little baseball lady bird.
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Mom, it's a rock!
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Oh, honey.
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- I don't want it.
- Oh.
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Come on, kids. Let's get away
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from the mean rock lady.
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No, it's lovely, it's...
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Are you serious? Rocks?
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Well, they're not rocks.
They're affirmation rocks.
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- It's very different.
- [Mutters] No...
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We've inscribed each one
with words of affirmation.
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Like, "try to be a rainbow
in someone's cloud."
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Oh, that's Maya Angelou.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
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- I miss her every day.
- I know you do.
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Okay, guys. This is not a treat.
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This is a trick, a terrible trick.
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- And where are your costumes?
- I don't do costumes, Will.
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Oh, am I going to hear another
one of these curse stories?
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It's 2012. I'm dressed as a vampire...
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Got it, enough. What's your excuse?
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I'm wearing a costume.
I'm a '60s flower child.
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Fiona, Halloween is the one day
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you can be someone else.
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Don't pass up that opportunity, all right?
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Hey. Welcome to Will-O-Ween.
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- They are not Sam.
- Have some fun.
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- I am fun.
- We disagree.
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I am needed. I am fun.
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We got champagne
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-
Put that bottle to your face
- Here it is, kids.
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You the designated driver
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Your first Will-O-Ween. Huh?
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Yup. Hey, Uncle Will!
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Hey! Andy!
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Yes! Laurie.
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The... uh... the peas.
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We need a bathroom.
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Yeah, upstairs. Yeah.
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Don't "pea" on the floor. Ho-ho!
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Will-O-Ween is going off,
going on all cylinders.
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Check it out. Look.
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Yes!
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I got my bro, I got my booze.
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We got two 'ritas, and I think we've got...
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Just in time, we've got the babes.
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This is the babe I was
talking to you about.
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Wow. Dressed like a doctor though,
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just like Sam. Is that weird?
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- Hey, Rachel.
- Hey.
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Nice to see you. You made it.
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Actually, it's Dr. Rachel.
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Do you need me to check your vitals, sir?
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[Both laughing]
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Hope you don't mind I brought
a few of my girlfriends.
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Oh, hi. Hello, hello.
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This is my best friend Andy.
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- Pirates.
- Who would like a Margarita?
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Oh. I hope you're not drinking.
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Of course I'm not drinking.
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We're pregnant. Remember?
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How did you get down here so fast?
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Oh, I'm everywhere, Andy.
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Everywhere.
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[Muffled music thumping]
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Oh, are you the lady handing out rocks?
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Yes, I'm the evil rock
lady upsetting children.
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I know it was a stupid idea now.
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It's actually quite a cool idea, really.
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Are you lying?
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No, I'm... no, not at all.
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I... you know, treats to
inspire and instill confidence.
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I mean, that's... that's
something to be saluted,
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- isn't it?
- That's so nice,
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'cause that's exactly what I thought.
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Except it seemed really to
only inspire disappointment
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and in one case, vandalism.
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Right.
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Gosh, well done with the Sherlock Holmes.
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But, you know, you can stop
doing the accent... it's okay.
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00:08:48,425 --> 00:08:50,526
Oh, no, I'm... I'm from
London, so it's not...
258
00:08:50,561 --> 00:08:52,562
- No.
- Yes.
259
00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:54,163
- You are?
- Yeah, I am indeed.
260
00:08:54,198 --> 00:08:56,032
Yeah, maybe it's because I'm a londoner.
261
00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:58,101
Both:
that I love London town
262
00:08:58,135 --> 00:08:59,669
-
Portobello road
- Oh, Chelsea!
263
00:08:59,703 --> 00:09:01,771
[Chuckles] Oh, right, really?
264
00:09:01,805 --> 00:09:02,906
[Laughs] Et cetera.
265
00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,507
May... may I?
266
00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:07,377
Oh, yes! Um...
267
00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:09,078
That one. Here you are.
268
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,280
Thanks.
269
00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:11,648
[Clears throat] Hmm.
270
00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:15,552
"Be open to unexpected love and kindness."
271
00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:17,620
Hmm.
272
00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:22,463
- Lovely.
- Are you a friend
273
00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:23,831
of Will's, are you?
274
00:09:23,866 --> 00:09:26,568
Oh, no, I'm meeting a friend there, yeah.
275
00:09:26,602 --> 00:09:28,136
I mean, I know Halloween's
276
00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:29,771
a silly, made up American holiday.
277
00:09:29,805 --> 00:09:32,674
- I know!
- Well, I have to say
278
00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:36,244
I have rather fallen hook,
line, and sinker for it.
279
00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:39,147
- Me too.
- [Both laughing]
280
00:09:39,181 --> 00:09:40,448
- Great.
- Yeah.
281
00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:42,617
Arabian princess, I presume?
282
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:44,352
Well done, detective.
283
00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:46,254
You've detected an Arabian princess.
284
00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:49,357
- Thank you, Watson.
- Princess Watson.
285
00:09:49,391 --> 00:09:51,726
Yeah, maybe I'll... maybe
I'll see you in the...
286
00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:53,695
- On the way out.
- Yes, oh, right, yes.
287
00:09:53,729 --> 00:09:55,363
- Yeah, yeah.
- All right.
288
00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:57,465
Bye. Bye.
289
00:10:00,258 --> 00:10:03,960
[Dance music playing]
290
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:06,096
Excellent. You made it.
291
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:08,598
Can you turn the music down, please?
292
00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:11,151
What? That's why you're here?
293
00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:13,044
- [Laughs]
- Uh...
294
00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:15,146
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What just happened?
295
00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,881
- What?
- What... you...
296
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:18,749
you like the architect guy.
297
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,184
Is he an architect?
298
00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:21,318
That is intriguing, isn't it?
299
00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:22,286
That's a proper job.
300
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,322
All right, spill, flower lady.
301
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,790
No, no, there's nothing to spill.
302
00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:27,825
I mean, he's... he's
awfully tall, isn't he?
303
00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:30,127
But, yeah, I just met him outside
304
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,996
and, I mean, there may or
may not have been a spark.
305
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,998
Maybe it wasn't a sp... ohh...
306
00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,866
I got to get back to my affirmations.
307
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,568
Wait, no, no! Fiona, honestly?
308
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,904
Okay, you know what? I
have an affirmation for you.
309
00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,272
You are worthy
310
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,174
of having a piece of candy once in a decade
311
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,209
or having a drink, or dancing,
312
00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:47,478
or even chatting up
that architect guy, okay?
313
00:10:47,512 --> 00:10:49,680
Come on, Fiona! You're killing me.
314
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:50,982
I'm going to get you a drink.
315
00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,351
Don't move. Do not move!
316
00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:56,287
[Dance music continues]
317
00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:04,462
[Muffled music continues]
318
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:05,897
[Rock clatters]
319
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,139
"Blaze a trail."
320
00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,411
[Electronic music playing]
321
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,282
Rrrrr!
322
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,922
Little man! You made it.
323
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:32,323
You're here. That's awesome.
324
00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:34,825
Uh, yeah, battling my demons.
325
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,394
Both literal and figurative.
326
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,462
I'm going to get back to my rocks.
327
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,565
No, hold on, dude. Look.
328
00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,500
We got the cotton candy machine over there.
329
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:45,202
Why don't you go get some cotton candy?
330
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,405
I've got to take care of
this situation right now,
331
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,739
but I'm telling you, Marcus,
332
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,575
no harm can come to you at Will-O-Ween.
333
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:51,976
Go get 'em.
334
00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:12,463
The past is not the present.
335
00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:14,732
Thoughts aren't things.
336
00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,801
There's no such thing as a curse.
337
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:19,337
There's no such thing as a curse.
338
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:29,280
Hey, let's get this
thing off the dance floor.
339
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,651
No, no, stop!
340
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:37,922
Let me out! Let me out!
341
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:40,558
- [Muffled under music]
- I'm in the photo booth.
342
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,827
- Hey, honey.
- I am so tired.
343
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:45,196
I'll take the kids if you want to stay.
344
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,831
I couldn't stay. How could I stay?
345
00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:48,933
You want me to stay? Should I stay?
346
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,801
Are you wearing another costume?
347
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:53,371
What are you talking
about, another costume?
348
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,540
- [Gasps]
- Honey, that's not...
349
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,575
what are you... honey,
don't... what are you doing?
350
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,343
You're embarrassing me in
front of all the people.
351
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,945
Let's go... you're coming home with me now.
352
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:02,813
Hold on, hold on. Listen
to me, listen to me.
353
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:03,981
Listen to me, okay? Don't take Andy.
354
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,316
I need Andy. You need Andy?
355
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,185
Yeah. It's the most important
Will-O-Ween of my life,
356
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,487
and I can't handle it without him.
357
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,889
- He's my other half.
- No. He's my other half.
358
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,558
And it's not Will-O-Ween.
It's Halloween.
359
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,428
It's a holiday for children, so grow up.
360
00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:18,963
- No, it's not.
- Let's go, Andy.
361
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,865
- Come on, guys.
- Wait, come on, no.
362
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:21,799
Seriously, please.
363
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,067
You can't do this.
364
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,702
- Come on.
- All right, well,
365
00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:25,803
you know what?
366
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,438
- Take off the Tonto costume.
- What?
367
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:30,041
You've lost sidekick privileges.
368
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,376
You have been de-Tontoed.
369
00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:39,617
Oh. Wow.
370
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,218
Gosh, that's beautiful, isn't it?
371
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,954
Oh, thank you. You, uh, caught me.
372
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,989
Do you make low income
housing for gummy bears?
373
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,291
[Chuckles] Well, I am an architect.
374
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,327
- Oh.
- Ah, yes, but, um...
375
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,695
I've just been struggling
376
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,230
with this cantilevered roof all week,
377
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,398
and now at least I can safely say that
378
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,567
a vanilla wafer is not the answer.
379
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,670
Aww. [Chuckles]
380
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,005
I normally don't eat this stuff.
381
00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:02,907
No, I know. It's terrible
for you, isn't it?
382
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,909
- Yeah, but it's so good.
- Is it?
383
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,644
- Mmm.
- Mmm?
384
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,446
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
385
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,047
I'll have one of those.
386
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,818
Hmm?
387
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,186
Oh, that's actually bloody good, isn't it?
388
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,754
That's not bad. Not bad.
389
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:20,358
Another? Um... Okay.
390
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,359
I will. [Chuckles]
391
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,660
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
392
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,931
We're going to get really
sugar high, aren't we?
393
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:27,965
[Both laughing]
394
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,068
Does Dr. Rachel need to examine you?
395
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,303
- Stick out your tongue.
- [Laughing]
396
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,838
Come on, stick out your tongue.
397
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,640
[Laughing] And make out with me.
398
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,142
I-I, uh,I think you got to maybe like
399
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,844
put the doctor thing, like, tone it down.
400
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,313
Ohh!
401
00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,982
You seem upset. [Chuckles]
402
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,350
Turn your head and cough for me.
403
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,586
- [Phone rings]
- Yeah, that's a good one.
404
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,121
Hold on one second.
405
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,622
Um...
406
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:55,159
- Uh...
- [Ringing]
407
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,095
Um, I got to... I got to take this.
408
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,998
I... stay here. I-I'll be right back.
409
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,834
Hello, Sam, hello?
410
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:03,868
Hey, Will.
411
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,904
Sorry, I, um, for calling.
412
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,506
I-I didn't know if it
would upset you, I just...
413
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,108
No, no, it's...
414
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,643
it's... I'm glad you called.
415
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,379
I just wanted to hear your voice.
416
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,181
It's nice to hear your voice too.
417
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,784
It's so loud over there.
What are you doing?
418
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,020
Fiona's having a Halloween party.
419
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,690
Fiona! Keep it down over there!
420
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:29,227
I-I didn't go to any
Halloween parties this year.
421
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,562
Wasn't really in the mood.
422
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,631
Um...
423
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,434
Yeah, no, me too. I-I just...
424
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,236
How are you doing?
425
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,405
I'm doing...
426
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,608
Not... not great. Ha.
427
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:50,348
Well, happy, um, happy Halloween, Will.
428
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,750
Yeah, happy Halloween, Sam.
429
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:54,619
Um...
430
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,221
Tell Marcus I said, "hi,"
next time you him him, okay?
431
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,257
Yeah, I will.
432
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:07,798
Marcus?
433
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,799
- Are you in there?
- Will?
434
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,935
- Marcus?
- Will, help.
435
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,403
I can't breathe in here.
436
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,838
Hey, Sam, hold on one
second. Hold on a second.
437
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,808
- [Grunts]
- [Booth groaning]
438
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,010
What happened?
439
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,278
You okay, man?
440
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,146
No, Will, I'm not okay.
441
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,915
I told you, I'm cursed.
442
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,688
Sorry about that. Um, Sa-Sam?
443
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,189
Sam.
444
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:40,547
- Hey.
- Hey.
445
00:16:40,581 --> 00:16:42,048
What are you doing out here?
446
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,252
Oh, you know...
447
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:48,388
Ahh...
448
00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,789
I'm just taking a break, you know?
449
00:16:49,824 --> 00:16:52,492
When a party's this fun, you got to...
450
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:53,793
Pace yourself.
451
00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:57,664
I wish I could move past
stuff as easily as you.
452
00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,000
I mean, you just broke up with Dr. Sam.
453
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,234
Life knocked you down.
454
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,604
But all it took was you
throwing this great party,
455
00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:08,808
and it's... it's like she never happened.
456
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,411
Yeah.
457
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:14,281
[Sighs] You know what?
458
00:17:14,315 --> 00:17:16,516
Will-O-Ween sucks.
459
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,418
Let's break this curse.
460
00:17:21,522 --> 00:17:22,589
I'm going to be
461
00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:23,990
- perfectly honest with you.
- Okay.
462
00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,193
You're really filling out
the Tonto costume well.
463
00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:28,161
I think I should be the lone ranger.
464
00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:29,529
Trick or treat. There you go.
465
00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:34,301
Trick or treat.
466
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,970
- Okay, we're doing all right.
- All right.
467
00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:39,072
Oh, I feel it in my soul
468
00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,841
- [Candies clattering]
- Oh, sorry.
469
00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:45,812
I know we've got that
time to come together
470
00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:47,380
I've never even had this much sugar.
471
00:17:47,415 --> 00:17:48,915
Fill it up, put it up
472
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,952
[Rapping]
473
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,223
Scoop, scoop!
474
00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:57,223
Oh...
475
00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:59,059
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
476
00:17:59,093 --> 00:18:00,060
Chug! Chug!
477
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:01,795
Too much. Sorry.
478
00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:03,063
[Doorbell rings]
479
00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:05,065
Go, go
480
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:07,434
- Hey.
-
go, go
481
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:09,402
- Stop it!
- Stop, please stop!
482
00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:12,239
- [Overlapping shouting]
-
go go go go
483
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:13,506
Let's do it right, ready?
484
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,941
One, two, three
485
00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:17,477
Oh, I feel it in my soul
486
00:18:17,511 --> 00:18:19,613
Got parties on my mind
487
00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:23,450
I know we've got that
time to spend together
488
00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,418
I let my candle flow
489
00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:27,487
Got tingles down my spine
490
00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:30,790
We're gonna make
this time last forever
491
00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:32,659
Hey hey
492
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:34,728
Ow
493
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:36,730
This is a rite of passage, Marcus.
494
00:18:36,764 --> 00:18:38,765
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
495
00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:40,767
Fire away.
496
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:47,474
Bombs away!
497
00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:48,675
Thank you very much.
498
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:50,777
That was really the
nicest Halloween I've...
499
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:52,045
well, that I've ever had, actually.
500
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,014
Well, then, in that case, you know,
501
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:56,449
I feel like, um, perhaps...
502
00:18:56,484 --> 00:18:58,885
Uh, so sorry. I-I can't remember
503
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,453
- what your name is.
- Oh.
504
00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:02,004
It's Princess Glucosea.
505
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,373
My people have low blood sugar
506
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:06,876
and I should probably get back to them.
507
00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:13,482
Mm. [Clears throat]
508
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:16,719
You know, a wise person once told me to
509
00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:18,854
"be open to unexpected love and kindness."
510
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:21,490
- I got one right then.
- [Chuckles]
511
00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:22,925
Good night then. Night.
512
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:30,566
Oh, ho-ho, ho-ho. Okay.
513
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,169
So what was your favorite part of tonight?
514
00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:36,172
- Seeing Andy get egged.
- [Chuckles]
515
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,941
I really think the Halloween
curse is broken now.
516
00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:40,276
Oh, yeah.
517
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,711
I mean, it's the best
holiday of the year, man.
518
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,946
You know what? I think I just had to go
519
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:45,715
- with the right person.
- Well,
520
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,551
you're in, Andy's out. That's for sure.
521
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:49,919
Next year, we're going
as Maverick and Goose.
522
00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:51,087
I don't know who that is.
523
00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:52,254
Yeah, I know, but I'll teach you.
524
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:53,456
All right.
525
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,592
You know, Will...
526
00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:59,996
I really miss Dr. Sam too.
527
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:02,465
She's very easy to miss.
528
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:04,900
Look, I know it may not be the same,
529
00:20:04,935 --> 00:20:06,636
but until you find another Sam,
530
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:09,905
I'm available to hang.
531
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:12,308
- Thank, buddy.
- No problem.
532
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:14,410
Listen, I think the key for Halloween...
533
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,279
- Mm-hmm.
- Is to eat all the candy
534
00:20:16,313 --> 00:20:17,313
in one night.
535
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:21,394
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536
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:23,152
Look at all those wrappers.
537
00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:24,887
Do you think he ate all that?
538
00:20:24,921 --> 00:20:26,889
Oh, no, no, no. Yeah,
see, his window's open.
539
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:28,891
I'm sure most of them got sort of blown in
540
00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:30,259
by the wind.
541
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:31,894
I actually don't think it's a bad thing.
542
00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,262
I think it's good to sometimes
543
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:34,997
step outside your comfort zone,
544
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:37,867
and have fun in a different way.
545
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,001
- Really?
- Mmm.
546
00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:41,270
So, how was your night?
547
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,572
You get any... Sugar?
548
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,041
Well, I might have had a taste.
549
00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:46,509
- Oh.
- Yeah.
550
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,377
Lovely.
551
00:20:48,412 --> 00:20:51,180
Anyway, I believe this is yours.
552
00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:54,517
Someone hurled it through
my window last night.
553
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:57,787
Oh, Maya Angelou, so beautiful.
554
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,891
Do you know I've actually set
a lot of her poetry to music?
555
00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,826
I'm never going to want to hear it, okay?
556
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:07,163
-
Be a rainbow
- Stop it, stop it!
557
00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:11,763
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