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For those of you who
read my new book, The Courtesan Complex,
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and I hope you do, even if you
have to get it from the library,
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you'll find a big, fat chapter called
"Sexual Fantasies and Fantastic Sex."
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Patients I work with here
at the Allenby Clinic,
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listeners who write to us, people
I meet around the country,
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everyone thinks that his sexual
fantasies, or her sexual fantasies,
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are unique and personal and
perhaps even a little shameful.
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We get a lot of call-ins
about that.
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And the fact is
that those fantasies
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are as common
and as healthy as rain.
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The big secret is
everybody's got 'em.
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For women, one of the most common
fantasies is that of being a courtesan.
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A highly desired, incredibly
beautiful prostitute,
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bestowing her favors
on her chosen lover.
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In the few moments I have left,
I want to make the point
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that everybody dreams
the same sexy dream.
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So don't be shy about including
it in your love games.
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As long as they're just games,
I give you my permission.
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The book, again,
is The Courtesan Complex,
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and until next time,
this is Doctor Joan Allenby
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suggesting that a rich
sexual fantasy life
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is as important to good sex
as choosing the right lover.
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Bye-bye for now.
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Well, now.
Well, now.
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Why did you ever leave me?
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I give you three seconds
to run into my arms.
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Male domination.
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One.
I hate your business trips.
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Two.
I hate my business trips.
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Three.
Oh, boy.
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When do we really get
serious about this?
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Tonight in Chicago.
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Mmm-mmm.
Can't go with you.
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No, David,
you promised.
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I promised you
your own television show,
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and the deal makes here,
tomorrow, LA.
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What's more important anyway,
happiness or money?
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The Doctor Allenby Clinic.
Good afternoon.
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I loathe those damn
radio conventions.
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The good old
syndication boys.
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Can't your meeting
wait another day? No.
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So you'll have to carry
the flag in Chicago.
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I hate it.
Come with me.
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Not a prayer.
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She's crazy about him.
I haven't got a chance.
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Madge, did you call a car for Dr.
Allenby?
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Limo's waiting
downstairs.
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He may not be
so crazy about her.
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There may be
hope yet, Doctor.
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Joanie, believe me,
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one day in Chicago
will do it.
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You'll dazzle the buyers
and head for the hills.
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Uh-huh. You know what
"fat chance" means?
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Yeah?
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Joan, I've done a new paper
for the journal.
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"Narcissism and Frigidity.
" You might take a look at it on the plane.
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I will if I get time.
Simon, did you enjoy my broadcast?
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What makes you think
I listened to it, Doctor?
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If I hated a program
as much as you hate mine,
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I'd probably listen
out of sheer malicious spite.
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Cheap, shoddy
commercialization.
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Actually, Simon, there's
nothing cheap about it.
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Joan, you need
to get a move on.
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Plane tickets,
itinerary.
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Limo will meet you at O'Hare.
Yep.
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Hotel reservations,
and Agatha Christie.
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If nothing else,
she'll help you sleep.
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Cindy, how could I
survive without you?
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Oh, you can't.
It's job security.
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Bye-bye.
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For a couple of lovesick kids, we
sure do have a hard time getting together.
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Oh, good.
That sounds like guilt.
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Where there's guilt,
there's hope.
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Did you call
your mother today?
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And when was the last time
you made love to me?
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I don't remember.
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Oh, very good!
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Does that make you
feel guilty?
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Just makes me want
to make love to you.
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Wait for me, cowboy.
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I adore you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we regret Flight 141 to Chicago
O'Hare Airport is still delayed.
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Doctor Allenby.
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Doctor Allenby.
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We anticipate the fog will be
with us through the night.
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Oh, we're finally boarding.
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I'm afraid not.
The airport's still socked in.
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What about Burbank,
or one of the other airports?
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Dr. Allenby, may I
make a suggestion?
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Why don't you get a good night's
sleep at one of the airport hotels,
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and I can book you on the
first flight in the morning?
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If I'm going to sleep,
I can do better than a hotel.
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I appreciate all your help.
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My pleasure.
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I enjoyed reading
The Courtesan Complex.
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I enjoyed writing it.
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We regret all flights departing and arriving
will be delayed until further notice.
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Will Mr. Bruce Phillips please go to the
white courtesy phone in the main lobby?
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Good evening,
Dr. Allenby.
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Hello, Ozzie.
Final exams?
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Yes. In law school,
every day is final exams.
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You think so, counselor?
Try a doctorate in psychology.
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I'm hungry.
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If I was a dessert, what
kind of dessert would I be?
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Bavarian chocolate
cream pie,
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laced with rare
Napoleon brandy.
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What about
your Dr. Joan?
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Rice pudding.
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We're now landing at LAX.
Thank you for flying with us, and have a nice day.
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Passengers
from Flight 219 from Chicago
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may pick up your baggage
at the first door.
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Oh, hello again.
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Tell me how much
you missed me.
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We made the TV deal.
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That much?
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Now give it to me,
come on.
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Gladly.
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How was Chicago?
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Like an all-day
dental appointment.
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David?
Yo.
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How long we been together?
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Business or pleasure?
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Take your pick.
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Three years.
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You ever get tired of me?
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Come on.
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Does the sky
get tired of the sun?
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Still, I think it's time we took
some of my professional advice.
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Advise me, Doctor.
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Fun and games.
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What flavor?
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Sultan and slave girl.
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Headmistress and choirboy.
Whatever.
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That's some "whatever."
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We've got the reception
at the Music Center tonight.
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Is that really
what you want to do?
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What do I really
want to do?
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There's a cocktail lounge
called Buckets.
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Meet me there at 9:00.
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Boy, have I got
plans for you.
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Joan!
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Oh, Joan, thank God you've come.
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I've forgotten
everyone's name.
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Relax, Helen.
It looks like a wonderful turnout.
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Well, now comes phase two, the
prying open of the checkbook.
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Go. Circulate.
Get money for music.
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Married women circulate.
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Single women mingle.
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Joan.
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Walter, I didn't know you were
going to be here tonight.
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Well, I'm testing
my agoraphobia.
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If I can stand all this,
I can stand anything.
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Where's David?
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Well, he had to work.
Oh.
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Well, why don't the two of us find a quiet
corner and share some hors d'oeuvres?
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I'll protect you
from the rabble.
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I'd love to, Walter, but the committee
members are supposed to mix.
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Enjoy the concert.
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Oh, excuse me.
I'm terribly sorry.
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Oh, what a marvelous hat!
I love it!
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Thank you.
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I don't believe
we've met.
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I'm Helen Hendrix
from the committee.
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Have you ever considered
making a donation?
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Competition?
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Never seen her before.
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Did she buy the chair?
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Not yet, she didn't.
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I'll deliver this myself.
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Drinks are on the house.
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Hi. I'm Lisa.
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Hi, Lisa.
Matches?
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That's for friendship
and understanding.
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Good luck, Lisa.
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What?
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Hello, sailor.
You come here often?
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You're playing games, Joan?
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Yes, and I'm not Joan.
I'm Lisa.
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Come on, David, loosen up.
Play with me a little.
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How do you like your Lisa?
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Lisa has never looked
more delectable.
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Would you like to take
Lisa home with you?
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Say yes.
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Yes.
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Money.
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Enough?
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For starters.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Come on up
and see the doctor.
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Is Lisa a doctor?
Mmm-hmm.
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Wait till you see
what kind of doctor.
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Good evening,
Mr. Kincaid.
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How long till the bar, Ozzie?
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Uh, next spring,
Mr. Kincaid.
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You'll do fine.
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Yeah, well, working nights, I
have plenty of studying time.
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That's the way I did it.
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Shh.
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What are we
whispering for?
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My mother is sleeping in here.
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Shh.
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My Uncle Max
is in there.
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Oh, right.
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And this is my room.
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No.
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Let me do everything.
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It's my evening.
I'm in charge.
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You don't have
to do anything.
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You're forbidden
to do anything,
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except to enjoy
everything.
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My glove.
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Wait till you see
what I can do with this.
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Where did you
learn all this, huh?
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I wrote the book,
remember?
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I'm your instrument
of absolute pleasure.
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Don't go.
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Just for a minute.
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Don't look.
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Get ready
for my real surprise.
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I'm almost ready now.
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00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,456
What?
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If I were a dessert, what
kind of dessert would I be?
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Sorry, but you can't
go in there.
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00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,052
Really?
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00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:43,126
I could spend the rest of my life
just watching you walk toward me.
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Thank you.
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And now you can watch me
walk away from you.
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Well, partner, we did
it, concert and all.
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What do you think?
Big success?
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I think everything
came off perfectly.
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Okay, so let me get this straight.
This is a complete log here
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of everyone that came in and went out
of the building. Is that correct, sir?
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That's right. Excuse me, officer.
Dr. Allenby?
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Dr. Allenby,
I'm sorry.
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Thank you, Ozzie.
I don't think I believe it yet.
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Whoa!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Joan.
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Oh, Joan.
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What can I say?
I know, Cindy. Thank you.
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00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,091
Joan, it's so awful.
I feel so bad.
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00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,000
Thank you. There's so much
to feel bad about, Madge.
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00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:06,128
Here.
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Lieutenant Columbo.
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This is Dr. Allenby. Joan, this is
Lieutenant Columbo from the police.
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00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:19,216
You're Dr. Allenby?
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I've been looking forward
to meeting you,
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and here we rode all the way
up in the elevator together.
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I'm, uh...
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00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,886
I'm very sorry, ma'am,
about what happened.
253
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,687
I'm not sure what
happened, Lieutenant.
254
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:35,699
The call said David is dead, shot to
death last night. That's all I know.
255
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,634
It's not a very pleasant
subject, ma'am.
256
00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,167
Where did it happen?
257
00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,274
In that bedroom, ma'am.
258
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,036
May I see the room?
259
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,668
Doctor.
260
00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:50,442
I'm sorry, Dr. Allenby's appointments
are canceled until further notice.
261
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:53,109
Well, Doctor, I'm not sure you'll
be ready for all that yet,
262
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:57,280
being that you and the victim were,
as I understand it, very close.
263
00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:01,286
I'm not a stranger to shock, Lieutenant.
I want to know what happened.
264
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,918
All right, ma'am,
if that's what you want.
265
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,595
Joan. Joan.
266
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:10,726
I called the radio people and canceled
your program for the rest of the week.
267
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:13,066
Thank you, Simon.
That was very thoughtful.
268
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,198
Oh, Joan, did you get a chance
to look at my new paper?
269
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,243
No, Simon. I did not.
270
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:29,515
You see, Doctor? This is all
what I didn't want you to see.
271
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:33,747
In here,
that's where it happened.
272
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,085
There?
273
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,858
That's where
he fell, ma'am,
274
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:43,991
after the woman shot him.
275
00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,393
A woman?
276
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:50,338
If you'll forgive my saying so,
ma'am, a very beautiful woman,
277
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:54,003
very desirable, here in the
bedroom with Mr. Kincaid.
278
00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:58,038
We got a description
from the night security guard.
279
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:02,416
Dark hair, all dressed in black,
with a black fedora hat.
280
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,247
Does that strike a chord,
ma'am?
281
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,291
Would Mr. Kincaid
know anybody like that?
282
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,650
Would you know
anybody like that?
283
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:13,391
No. No, I didn't know that
David knew anyone like that.
284
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,696
Is there some explanation?
285
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,792
It's hard to come right out
and say it, ma'am,
286
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:21,361
but you can see there's
some kind of violence here.
287
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,735
And over here there's blood
on the carpet,
288
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:29,007
nothing to do with the body,
like he was hurting her.
289
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,640
I'm sorry to say, ma'am, like
he was making her do something
290
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,617
she didn't want to do.
291
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:36,347
And she was armed.
292
00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:38,916
Unless there was already
a gun in the room.
293
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,125
And she shot him.
294
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,687
At least that's the way
it seems.
295
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,629
I can assure you, Lieutenant,
there was no gun in this room.
296
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:52,593
You know, I was wondering, ma'am,
what kind of room is this?
297
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,669
We're psychologists here,
Lieutenant.
298
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,144
Our patients come to us
with sexual problems.
299
00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:04,773
Sometimes alone,
sometimes in couples.
300
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:09,183
Sometimes a room like this can be conducive
to solving their sexual problems.
301
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,916
And we also use that part
for lecture purposes.
302
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:13,651
You mean, these people,
they go to bed here?
303
00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,659
That's what the whole room
was designed for.
304
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,422
And the people there
are watching them?
305
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,225
No, Lieutenant.
I assure you, they're quite alone.
306
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:23,392
But there's people out there.
I mean, in the hall.
307
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:26,437
There's people all around here.
There are doors.
308
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,996
Yeah, but the people
out there know,
309
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:32,771
I mean, that the couple is in
here, and the couple in here,
310
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,835
I mean, they know that the
people out there know.
311
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,574
Lieutenant, we're talking about therapy.
Everybody knows?
312
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:37,910
Does that disturb you?
313
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:39,609
Oh. Oh, no, ma'am.
No, no.
314
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,151
I'm just asking
questions, ma'am.
315
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,619
Just part of
the investigation.
316
00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:48,121
Those are his things, ma'am.
What we call his effects.
317
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,182
Yes.
318
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:53,653
After death, things have a
way of turning into effects.
319
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,495
And David turns
into a stranger.
320
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,061
Buckets?
321
00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:59,660
I think it's some kind
of a bar, ma'am.
322
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,762
I see.
323
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,103
And over here,
a cigarette stub.
324
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,441
Is that hers?
325
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:08,035
That's the assumption
we're working under, ma'am.
326
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,546
A smoker.
327
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,605
Lieutenant.
Yes, Sergeant?
328
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,778
A moment, ma'am.
329
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:21,883
When you went for coffee, we
found these hairs on the victim.
330
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,360
Long black hairs,
like a woman's.
331
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,961
We searched the whole area
by the body, nothing yet.
332
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:31,729
These hairs were on his right
shoulder and near his chest.
333
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:35,330
Well, we have the hairs, right?
Might tell us something.
334
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,134
Can I take
these things yet?
335
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,142
No, Sergeant,
not yet. No.
336
00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:56,352
Lieutenant, is there
anything else I should know?
337
00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:01,157
Oh, oh, excuse me, ma'am.
I'm terribly sorry.
338
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,401
We get so wrapped up
in these things.
339
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,733
Little details like
a woman's cigarette.
340
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,569
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
kept you waiting like that.
341
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,132
Ma'am, could you take another
look at those effects?
342
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,404
Certainly.
343
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,475
Are you looking, ma'am?
344
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,212
Yes, Lieutenant,
I'm looking.
345
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:24,653
These are all the things that were in Mr.
Kincaid's pockets.
346
00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,885
Do you see anything that's missing?
Something very puzzling?
347
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,483
I don't think I understand.
348
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,587
His keys, ma'am.
There aren't any keys.
349
00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:35,423
If there aren't any keys,
350
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,797
how did the victim unlock the
door to your clinic last night?
351
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:40,329
How did they get in here?
352
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:43,238
Yes, of course, his keys.
How very strange.
353
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,067
I suppose the woman
could have taken them.
354
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:47,771
Yes, that's very good,
Lieutenant.
355
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,782
In a moment of panic, to escape, to
steal his car, she took his keys.
356
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,650
But, ma'am, why would she do that?
She just murdered a man.
357
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,985
Why would she take a chance
on being seen driving his car?
358
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,991
I mean, even in panic,
I would think
359
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:05,427
she'd want to stay as far away
from that car as she could.
360
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:07,963
Yes, I see.
361
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,693
On the other hand,
362
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:14,538
maybe she took the keys
not to drive the car,
363
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:19,031
but to get something out of the
car which could identify her.
364
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,910
Something she bought
that day,
365
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:26,041
a dress from the cleaners, a prescription.
Could be anything.
366
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:28,915
That's very clever, Lieutenant.
That would explain everything.
367
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:32,650
But if it didn't, ma'am,
then the lady in black,
368
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,188
she'd be the one who had
the key to your clinic.
369
00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:41,961
But if that was true, you certainly
would have some idea who she might be.
370
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,831
You see why I'm puzzled
by these keys?
371
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:49,599
Lieutenant, I'm afraid that I'm not
ready to deal with all of this yet.
372
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,301
Would you mind if I
went back to my office?
373
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:55,176
Oh, of course not, ma'am. I'm sorry to
bother you with all of these questions.
374
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,612
I know what a terrible shock
this has been.
375
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:01,243
Thank you for trying to shield me.
You've been very kind.
376
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:16,691
I'm sure you know by now I'm always here for you.
Whatever I can do.
377
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,635
You're very sweet, Walter.
Thank you.
378
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,235
This place...
379
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:27,476
All we ever seem to talk
about is sex and feelings.
380
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,473
It's always with strangers.
381
00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:32,448
We never get to talk
about our own feelings.
382
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:38,111
Lieutenant Columbo, ma'am.
Is it all right to intrude?
383
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:41,090
Of course, Lieutenant.
You met Doctor Neff?
384
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,558
Oh, I think I've met everyone in the clinic.
All the sex doctors.
385
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,462
Psychologists, Lieutenant.
Sex therapists.
386
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:53,135
Joan, believe me, one day all
this pain will just be a memory.
387
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,004
Could I get you some tea,
Lieutenant?
388
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,807
Oh, no, thank you, ma'am.
389
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,075
No? All right.
390
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,579
Well, what can
I do for you?
391
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:12,821
I'll just ask you a few more questions,
ma'am, if you can put up with that.
392
00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:17,259
I think I can manage that.
From this moment, Lieutenant, life goes on.
393
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,653
Back straight, chin up
and a smile for the world.
394
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,525
How's that for courage?
395
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:26,361
Well, that's a very nice smile
you have there, ma'am.
396
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,140
How can I help you?
397
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,177
Mainly, Dr. Allenby,
it's about the victim.
398
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:38,578
Could you tell me about your
relationship with the victim?
399
00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:42,183
We had great sex.
400
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:48,557
Okay.
401
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,293
The victim, as you so delicately
put it, was my lover.
402
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,921
Is there a problem
with that?
403
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,933
Not necessarily, ma'am, no.
404
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:02,399
David and I enjoyed making physical love
to each other, and only to each other.
405
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,672
At least, that was my
assumption in the days
406
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:08,576
when I was considerably less
skeptical than I am now.
407
00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:12,082
David was also my business partner
in our radio and television work.
408
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,050
Are you familiar
with my broadcasts?
409
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,551
Yes, I am.
410
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:21,820
The things that you say on the
radio, ma'am, they're very frank.
411
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,422
About what?
412
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:25,385
About sex, ma'am.
413
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:28,393
Sit down.
414
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:35,828
David's love made it possible
for me to be frank in public.
415
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,542
The kinds of things
I have to talk about
416
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:44,375
require a great deal of sexual
confidence and happiness and freedom.
417
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,247
David gave me
all those things.
418
00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:53,885
I suppose they're the same things
I try to give my patients.
419
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,482
The freedom to love.
420
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,755
Does that answer your question
about our relationship?
421
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,792
Oh, yes, ma'am.
You've made it very clear.
422
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,234
I think I understand.
423
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:10,331
I hope so. Lieutenant,
there's still one more thing.
424
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:17,444
Can you tell me about your own
primary sexual relationships?
425
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,443
I beg your pardon, ma'am?
426
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:26,513
A policeman just asked me
a very intimate question,
427
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,718
and I gave a very
intimate answer.
428
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:32,160
I think I have a right to know how
that answer will be interpreted,
429
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,960
and that depends on your
intimate sexual relationships.
430
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:40,101
I'm a married man, ma'am.
431
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,636
Everything all right at home?
432
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,803
I think I'm gonna be leaving now.
Thank you very much.
433
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,571
Don't let me drive you away,
Lieutenant.
434
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,947
Oh. Oh, no, ma'am.
No, I...
435
00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:58,512
Not with all the work that I have to
do on this case. I'm gonna be back.
436
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,580
You can count on that.
437
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,635
Now we're gonna learn
more about the tuba.
438
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:17,401
Is that a tuba?
439
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,636
It's a very
delicate instrument,
440
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:22,543
has a very tiny,
tiny, tiny tone.
441
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,309
Sort of like the love song
of a canary.
442
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,621
Listen very closely, or you
just won't hear it at all.
443
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,123
I'm looking for, uh,
Miss Hendrix.
444
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,190
I forgot to tell you,
it's a two-ton canary. There.
445
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,496
Have you ever heard
a jazz tuba?
446
00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:47,560
No.
447
00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:48,627
What's a jazz tuba?
448
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,970
Here's what a jazz tuba
sounds like.
449
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:58,678
Excuse me, ma'am.
Lieutenant Columbo, police.
450
00:36:58,749 --> 00:36:59,738
Not now.
451
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:06,346
Okay, who wants to learn
how to play the tuba here?
452
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,219
Come on, it's a cinch.
No.
453
00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,487
You, sir.
You in the raincoat.
454
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:11,789
Me?
Yeah!
455
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:16,498
Oh, no, no.
456
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:20,662
We can't do without you!
Please, please, come on, sir!
457
00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:22,396
I think you're caught.
458
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,339
Give him a hand, kids,
come on.
459
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:31,377
Are you a musician, sir?
No, sir. I'm a policeman.
460
00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:41,085
There you are, Mr. Policeman.
There's your tuba. Enjoy yourself.
461
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,551
Go, Mr. Policeman. Play.
462
00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:46,928
Like this, sir?
463
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,260
Have fun.
464
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:04,006
Hey!
465
00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:38,237
Yes! Bravo!
466
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,724
Ah, you've done this before.
467
00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:51,358
Well, you know,
when I was in high school,
468
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:54,125
that was the only instrument
they had left.
469
00:38:54,198 --> 00:38:55,460
Same with me.
470
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,160
Come on, kids, we're
gonna have a tuba march.
471
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:03,298
Everybody stand up and
follow me and the policeman.
472
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,103
We're gonna
march off this way.
473
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,575
You ready?
I'm gonna try.
474
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:07,633
All right!
475
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,631
Dr. Allenby.
476
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:06,366
Well, this certainly
is a coincidence.
477
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:10,505
Here I come to the Music Center,
I'm looking for Mr. Kincaid,
478
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,201
and who do I find but you?
479
00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,504
You were looking for David?
480
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:16,740
For his whereabouts, ma'am,
last night, before the murder.
481
00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:18,543
That's a lovely outfit
you're wearing.
482
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:19,708
Thank you.
483
00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:22,048
This is a hard question,
ma'am,
484
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,280
and you certainly
don't have to answer it.
485
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,984
But would you mind telling me
what you paid for this handbag?
486
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,354
For my bag?
487
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,693
It doesn't have to be exact,
ma'am. Just a ballpark figure.
488
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,858
Well, this was an expensive
bag, Lieutenant.
489
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,232
I paid about $400 for it.
490
00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:43,797
Right. See, my wife's birthday is
coming up, and I'm in the market.
491
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,467
You were telling me
about David.
492
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,035
David? Oh, yes, Mr. Kincaid.
493
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,837
Uh...
494
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:54,176
You wouldn't happen to know where I could
get something that looked like that
495
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:55,616
for about half the money?
496
00:40:55,686 --> 00:40:57,483
No, Lieutenant,
I'm sorry, I don't.
497
00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:01,047
And that briefcase, ma'am, did you get that
in the same shop as you got the handbag?
498
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,422
Yes, I believe I did.
499
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,324
Could I take
a look at that?
500
00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:07,196
If you like.
501
00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:10,164
Oh, that's the real McCoy,
ma'am.
502
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:14,731
That's very fine stitching, 'cause
you can hardly see the stitches.
503
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:17,136
I'd like one of those
fellas for myself.
504
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:20,302
Lieutenant, please.
You were telling me about David.
505
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,276
I visited his office, ma'am,
506
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:25,815
and right there on his
desk calendar it said
507
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:28,716
that he had a date
to be here last night.
508
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,311
But I spoke to that committee
woman, Miss Hendrix,
509
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,687
and she told me
she never saw him.
510
00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:36,419
Yes, well, we had a
fundraising event last night.
511
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,587
I'm on the committee,
so I had to be here,
512
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,527
but it wasn't
David's cup of fun.
513
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,295
He said he'd rather
hang by his thumbs.
514
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,528
Well, that certainly explains
why he wasn't here, ma'am.
515
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,833
But that raises
another question.
516
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,601
Joan! Oh, honey,
517
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:53,068
Lieutenant Columbo just
told me about David.
518
00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:55,475
What a terrible
thing to happen.
519
00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,613
Thank you, Helen.
520
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:03,175
Oh, Lieutenant, we all think you
played the tuba just beautifully.
521
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:05,017
I enjoyed it, ma'am.
522
00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:09,889
I got your message about the master guest list.
I brought it for you.
523
00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:14,028
Lieutenant, would you
mind holding this for me?
524
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,827
Not at all, ma'am.
525
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:21,963
I put this in my briefcase
right after you called, Helen.
526
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:26,604
Of all days, Joan,
you shouldn't have bothered.
527
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:29,168
Well, it's better than
feeling sorry for myself.
528
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:30,679
I'll call you.
529
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:34,212
Last night, ma'am, you
were here at the party?
530
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:35,445
All evening.
531
00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:38,113
And Mr. Kincaid,
he never showed up?
532
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:40,418
No, Lieutenant,
he decided not to come.
533
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:42,982
Well, as I was saying,
that raises the question
534
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,688
of where Mr. Kincaid
met that woman,
535
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,521
the lady all dressed in black
with the black hat.
536
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,362
Oh, she was
certainly here.
537
00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:52,493
Excuse me, ma'am?
538
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,801
A very attractive woman dressed in
black with a man's black fedora?
539
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,040
Joan, you must
have noticed her.
540
00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,303
No, I don't
believe I did.
541
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:03,369
Well, whoever she is,
she was here last night.
542
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:05,543
Does that help you,
Lieutenant?
543
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,213
Well, it gives me
something to think about.
544
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:10,617
It's certainly
very interesting.
545
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,248
Good.
546
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,586
All right, position
number one, and begin.
547
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:20,430
Very nice.
Smile, this is fun.
548
00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,727
Beautiful smile.
You'll do well.
549
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,234
More wrist, more wrist.
Good, perfect!
550
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,001
Okay, now we're
gonna get started.
551
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:34,567
Now, you people, you're paying good
cash to learn the bartending game.
552
00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:37,273
What you get out of it,
that's up to you.
553
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:38,781
Now, I'm a good bartender.
554
00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:42,546
Show up on time, do your
lessons, work your workbooks,
555
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,646
you'll be good bartenders, too.
It's up to you.
556
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:49,653
Now, one more time,
and begin.
557
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,295
Is this the bartending school?
558
00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,427
You're late.
559
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:01,368
Oh, it's been
a very busy day, sir.
560
00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:03,804
Get behind the bar.
561
00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:07,935
Right. Uh...
I'm not really a bartender.
562
00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:12,276
Keep coming late, you'll never be a bartender.
I said a green vest.
563
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,844
Where's your green vest?
What is your name?
564
00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,944
Columbo. Homicide. Police.
565
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:20,182
Oh, you're the one who called.
Yes, sir.
566
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:21,918
Right over here.
567
00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:27,329
All right, the rest of you
start on your workbooks.
568
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:30,856
Lesson one, Shirley Temples.
Get it right.
569
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,030
Sorry about that, Lieutenant.
How can I help you?
570
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:39,541
It's this photograph, sir.
571
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,372
One of my
homicide victims.
572
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:46,177
He had some of your matches
from that Buckets bar.
573
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,343
They were in his pocket.
574
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,614
Would you recognize
this man at all, sir?
575
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,282
Sure. He was in last night.
First-timer.
576
00:44:53,991 --> 00:44:55,686
But the matches don't match.
577
00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:56,748
Excuse me?
578
00:44:56,827 --> 00:45:01,025
I didn't give him the matches.
The lady asked for matches. She smoked.
579
00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:02,497
The one he picked up.
580
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:07,936
This lady, would I be far wrong if I
said she was a very attractive lady,
581
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,974
all dressed in black,
wearing a man's black hat?
582
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,235
About like that.
583
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:14,869
I wasn't paying much attention,
so I can't tell you much.
584
00:45:14,945 --> 00:45:17,072
Me, I'm just a bartender.
585
00:45:17,147 --> 00:45:20,173
I don't have what you might
call a trained policeman's eye.
586
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,548
Well, you just tell me
what little you know.
587
00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:24,610
Well, the lady's
another first-timer.
588
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:28,590
Professional working girl.
Called herself Lisa with no last name.
589
00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:31,150
If you believe Lisa's her real
name, you'll believe anything.
590
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:34,425
Anyway, Lisa with no last name
knew the playbook.
591
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:37,467
Comes on bold
and advertises herself.
592
00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:40,264
Your guy walks in,
she gives him the buzz.
593
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,328
Guy hits. No wasted time.
594
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,374
In two seconds,
they are very cozy,
595
00:45:44,441 --> 00:45:47,137
no strains, two bugs in a rug.
You know what I'm saying?
596
00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:52,342
He lays some cash on her, and out they go
about 9:00, maybe 9:15, as happy as clams.
597
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,747
That is for you, pal.
598
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,515
That's some observation for a man
who wasn't paying attention.
599
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,281
Taste that.
Tell me what you think.
600
00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:03,087
Well, that's very
generous, sir.
601
00:46:07,865 --> 00:46:10,231
That's very refreshing.
602
00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,692
That's my Shirley Temple.
603
00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:15,331
An interesting
Shirley Temple.
604
00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:21,273
A touch of dryness, but a light,
sweet bouquet. Very nice.
605
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:23,870
You're a very good
bartender, sir.
606
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:27,007
But I think you would make
a terrific detective.
607
00:46:27,651 --> 00:46:30,085
I love the work I got,
Lieutenant.
608
00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,280
So do I, sir.
609
00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:30,078
Forgive me, Doctor, for
dropping in on you like this,
610
00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:34,015
but I have some very interesting
news, very stimulating. May I?
611
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,642
Please, Lieutenant,
come in.
612
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,812
I'm anxious to hear
anything you can tell me.
613
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:40,721
You certainly have a
lovely home here.
614
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,780
Thank you.
615
00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,883
Oh, I've seen some
beautiful homes,
616
00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:46,429
what with the different
murders and all,
617
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,456
but not many like this.
618
00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:53,068
And look at that.
A fire in the fireplace.
619
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:58,538
Well, it's a very chilly night, ma'am,
and there's nothing like a fire.
620
00:47:58,742 --> 00:48:00,266
What's a courtesan,
Doctor?
621
00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:01,436
Excuse me?
622
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:03,741
Isn't that the title of your book?
The Courtesan Complex?
623
00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:05,645
Yes. My wife read it, you know.
624
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,581
Uh-huh?
Oh, yes.
625
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:11,314
She enjoyed it so much,
she insisted I read it.
626
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:14,050
Did she beat you to its pages
with a stick, Lieutenant?
627
00:48:14,124 --> 00:48:16,354
Well, I'm gonna tell you
the truth, ma'am.
628
00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:21,227
She was most anxious for me to
read the sexual fantasy part.
629
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,890
I haven't yet.
630
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:31,800
A courtesan, ma'am,
uh, that's a prostitute?
631
00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:35,945
Yes, it's a polite term
for a successful prostitute.
632
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:38,846
Well, that's another
coincidence, Dr. Allenby,
633
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,214
because what I came
to tell you about
634
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:45,449
is that we know a whole lot more
about the lady in black now.
635
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,453
Perhaps we should sit down,
Lieutenant.
636
00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:49,685
Oh, no, ma'am,
I'm enjoying the fire.
637
00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:54,953
The lady in black, we have
a first name for her now.
638
00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:57,996
She calls herself Lisa.
639
00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,468
I'm gonna see about
that briefcase there.
640
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:12,209
Oh, you've kept this too close
to the fire, ma'am.
641
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:15,817
This could have
been scorched.
642
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,349
Thank you,
Lieutenant.
643
00:49:19,423 --> 00:49:21,482
Oh, you're welcome, ma'am.
644
00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:22,853
Uh...
645
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,229
Now, this Lisa,
she and Mr. Kincaid
646
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:29,823
got together last night at
that bar, that Buckets place.
647
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:33,167
Now, this is a very bold
thing to say, ma'am,
648
00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:36,465
but Lisa is one
of those courtesans.
649
00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:39,267
What the vice boys
call a working girl.
650
00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:41,470
You mean David hired
a prostitute?
651
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,809
That's the way
it looks now.
652
00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,913
And from your news
about Lisa,
653
00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:51,916
I'd guessed it was
something like that.
654
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:56,620
David picking up some working
girl, a stranger in a bar.
655
00:49:56,693 --> 00:49:59,560
Oh, I don't necessarily
think they were strangers.
656
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:01,392
The picture I got,
657
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:05,697
from the way she turned down another man before Mr.
Kincaid came to the bar,
658
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:09,864
and then the way they just sat
and talked, very quiet and all.
659
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,841
I had to ask myself
if this Lisa,
660
00:50:12,909 --> 00:50:15,309
if she was there
waiting for Mr. Kincaid.
661
00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:18,804
And if they already
knew each other,
662
00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:22,251
then maybe she already
had a reason to kill him.
663
00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:26,044
Do you think that's possible?
664
00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:28,114
That's what I wanted
to ask you.
665
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,386
Do you think that's possible,
666
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,860
from all your research
with these courtesans?
667
00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:36,226
I tell you, Lieutenant,
668
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:39,063
after today, I don't know
what's possible and what isn't.
669
00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:40,467
I'll tell you, ma'am,
670
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:42,402
that's about
the way I feel.
671
00:50:42,472 --> 00:50:46,272
This case,
it's already got me crazy.
672
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:50,444
Every time
I learn something new,
673
00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,710
I get a puzzle.
674
00:50:52,783 --> 00:50:54,273
New problems.
675
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:57,313
When Mr. Kincaid told you
676
00:50:57,954 --> 00:51:01,321
that he wasn't going to the
party at the Music Center,
677
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:02,922
what time was that,
ma'am?
678
00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,017
I think...
679
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:06,892
Yes, it was yesterday when he
picked me up at the airport.
680
00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:10,626
So he had plenty of time to make
another arrangement for that evening,
681
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,134
like with this Lisa
at that Buckets place.
682
00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:15,763
That's reasonable,
knowing what we know now.
683
00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:19,104
So what was the lady in black
doing at the Music Center?
684
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:20,768
It could have been
for the music.
685
00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,176
Even courtesans can
love music, Lieutenant.
686
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:26,044
For the music.
That's what I told myself.
687
00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:29,980
But when the concert started,
Lisa was already at Buckets,
688
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,810
so it couldn't have
been for the music.
689
00:51:31,888 --> 00:51:33,412
So what was she
doing there?
690
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:35,587
I'd like to try to
help you, Lieutenant.
691
00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:36,648
I'm very tired.
692
00:51:36,726 --> 00:51:39,923
Oh, I'm sorry.
I've kept you too long.
693
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:44,226
Thank you for the nice fire,
and I'll just see myself out.
694
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,932
With my briefcase?
695
00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:51,729
Oh.
696
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:55,237
Oh, look at that, ma'am.
697
00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:57,975
Well, it certainly
is a beauty.
698
00:51:58,281 --> 00:51:59,942
Good night, ma'am.
699
00:52:00,016 --> 00:52:01,916
Good night, Lieutenant.
700
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:05,053
Thank you for
keeping me informed.
701
00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:11,492
Dr. Allenby.
702
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:18,727
Did I tell you that we found Mr.
Kincaid's keys?
703
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,826
No, you didn't.
704
00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:23,304
Sergeant Burke, he found Mr.
Kincaid's car near Buckets.
705
00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:26,240
It was parked in some
valet parking place.
706
00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,433
I see.
707
00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,138
So the lady in black,
708
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:31,180
she couldn't have taken the
keys from the murder scene.
709
00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:33,239
The keys were never there.
710
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,574
The keys were at
the valet parker.
711
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,883
So that still leaves
that other problem, ma'am.
712
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,822
How did Mr. Kincaid unlock
the door to your clinic?
713
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:45,655
You see how everything
keeps dropping out on me?
714
00:52:46,396 --> 00:52:47,988
This case, boy.
715
00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:50,055
I don't know
what to tell you.
716
00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:51,862
Try and sleep well.
717
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:09,311
Just one more thing, ma'am.
718
00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:11,479
Just for my reports,
just a detail.
719
00:53:11,555 --> 00:53:12,954
I hope you'll understand.
720
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,218
Yes, I understand.
A detail for your report.
721
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:18,284
Yes, ma'am. The night
you flew to Chicago,
722
00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,730
the security guard's
log book,
723
00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,527
it said you went back
to the office that night.
724
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,862
My flight was fogged in,
Lieutenant.
725
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:27,563
I didn't actually get out
until the morning.
726
00:53:27,637 --> 00:53:30,037
Oh, you want to know why I
returned to the clinic.
727
00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:32,768
Well, it's not me, ma'am,
so much as my captain.
728
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:34,332
He's a regular stickler.
729
00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:35,810
Well, as long
as I had the time,
730
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,779
I wanted to pick up
a scientific paper.
731
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:40,247
It was something that a
colleague asked me to look at.
732
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:42,547
So when you went back,
that was just for a minute?
733
00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:43,813
Just for the paper.
734
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,287
Well, the detail
I wanted to ask you.
735
00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:49,257
The middle of the night,
deserted streets...
736
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:51,954
The security guard, he said
that you came in one cab
737
00:53:52,028 --> 00:53:53,620
and you left in another.
738
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:55,392
Why didn't you just
ask the cab to wait?
739
00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:57,797
I did, Lieutenant,
but the cab didn't wait,
740
00:53:57,867 --> 00:53:59,198
so I took another cab.
741
00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:01,999
Well, that's it, then.
That explains it.
742
00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:03,797
Good night, ma'am.
743
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:11,310
The cab left
without being paid?
744
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,905
I paid him, Lieutenant.
That's how I got him to wait.
745
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:15,451
But when I came out,
746
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:16,644
he was gone.
He was gone.
747
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,518
Well, they're impatient,
ma'am.
748
00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,617
Good night again.
749
00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:24,984
You better watch
yourself, lady.
750
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:28,119
You can handle
the lieutenant.
751
00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:31,050
He's fired his best shots.
752
00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:34,787
You should have burned
Lisa's clothes.
753
00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:37,029
We will.
754
00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:39,328
Not yet.
755
00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:42,230
Not yet.
756
00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:50,068
Sergeant Burke!
I need you, Sergeant.
757
00:55:50,146 --> 00:55:51,579
Yes, Lieutenant?
758
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,343
Oh, there you are.
You got the list?
759
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,644
Yes, I have it here,
Lieutenant.
760
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:56,743
The master guest list?
Right here, sir.
761
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,311
I'll tell you what I want, Sergeant.
Excuse me?
762
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:01,118
What I want you to do,
Sergeant.
763
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,215
Yes, Lieutenant.
764
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:03,850
Get all the help you can.
765
00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:05,895
Talk to that lady,
Miss Hendrix.
766
00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:10,023
I want to know anyone that ever had
any contact with the lady in black.
767
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,830
Anyone that knew her,
anyone that talked with her,
768
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:16,565
anyone that ever had anything
to do with the woman in black.
769
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:17,867
The master list, right?
770
00:56:17,941 --> 00:56:19,408
Right.
Right.
771
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,542
How you doing, fellas?
772
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,310
All right,
let's leave it at this.
773
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,215
Bill and Joanne
have been trying too hard,
774
00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:31,344
and Lloyd and Cynthia gave up
trying sex altogether,
775
00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:33,912
which is against the rules,
possibly against the law.
776
00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:38,686
So, let's all be
very sensible
777
00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:41,287
and try to decide
what exactly...
778
00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:43,423
Dr. Allenby,
can I see you?
779
00:56:46,002 --> 00:56:48,334
Excuse me.
I'm afraid I'm busy, Lieutenant.
780
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,599
Right.
781
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:53,906
So we want to decide...
782
00:56:58,114 --> 00:57:00,878
Would it be all right
if I joined you, ma'am?
783
00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:02,577
Absolutely not.
784
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,187
I understand.
785
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,701
Enjoying the mirror,
Lieutenant?
786
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:56,466
It's a fantastic bed.
787
00:57:56,539 --> 00:57:57,870
Fantastic.
788
00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,371
Half the fun of sex
is fantasy.
789
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:03,703
Oh, I know that, ma'am.
I've been reading your book.
790
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:06,715
Well, now, I'm proud
of you, Lieutenant.
791
00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:08,045
You wanted to see me?
792
00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:10,551
What it is, ma'am,
it's the lady in black.
793
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,521
And it's very baffling,
the way she keeps changing.
794
00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:14,887
The gun dealer said...
795
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,926
Oh, did I tell you
that we found the gun?
796
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,722
No, no.
That must be important.
797
00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:22,060
Found the gun, ma'am,
in a mailbox down the block.
798
00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:25,032
No fingerprints, but purchased
on the day of the murder.
799
00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:26,295
Now, that's important.
800
00:58:26,369 --> 00:58:28,963
But I want you to read
something important. Um...
801
00:58:33,977 --> 00:58:36,275
Oh, goodness.
That's a parking ticket.
802
00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:38,444
Oh, that's not it.
803
00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:43,985
Keep forgetting that.
804
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:46,044
Here... Here we are, ma'am.
805
00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,555
Uh...
806
00:58:47,957 --> 00:58:51,085
"Gun dealer said she gave
name, Lisa Prescott.
807
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,355
"Boys at vice never
heard of Lisa Prescott."
808
00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:55,659
"Address, turned out
no such..."
809
00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:58,030
Here. "Nervous."
810
00:58:58,468 --> 00:59:01,369
The gun dealer said
she was very nervous.
811
00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:03,405
Nervous?
Nervous, ma'am.
812
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:07,337
Yes, well, I suppose that's
a kind of a description.
813
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,640
Oh, we got descriptions,
ma'am.
814
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:12,111
We've got plenty
of descriptions.
815
00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:16,083
The night security guard,
he said that she was shy,
816
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:19,918
and the bartender
at Buckets,
817
00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:22,719
he said that she was
bold and confident.
818
00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:24,692
So what we're looking for,
ma'am,
819
00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:30,529
is a shy, bold, nervous,
confident lady in black.
820
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,965
I see your problem,
Lieutenant,
821
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:34,003
and I don't envy you.
822
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,662
Oh, and it gets worse, ma'am.
823
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:39,265
Do you remember the cigarette,
the one with the lipstick?
824
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:40,604
Yes.
There in the ashtray.
825
00:59:40,677 --> 00:59:41,701
Yes, ma'am.
826
00:59:41,778 --> 00:59:44,246
The lab boys,
they ran a new test
827
00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,578
on the saliva
from the cigarette.
828
00:59:46,649 --> 00:59:49,982
Just from the saliva, they can
tell you all about a person.
829
00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:54,786
And from their report, whoever
smoked that cigarette,
830
00:59:55,658 --> 01:00:00,118
she had a completely
different blood type
831
01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:04,032
than the blood
from these spots here.
832
01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:07,799
But the blood spots,
833
01:00:08,404 --> 01:00:12,170
that's a whole different type
blood than the victim's blood.
834
01:00:12,508 --> 01:00:14,976
That means three people
in the room.
835
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:18,475
Do you think
there could have been
836
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:21,813
two women with Mr. Kincaid
on the night of the murder?
837
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,909
Two women, Lieutenant?
I...
838
01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,077
I don't know what to say.
839
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,180
And then we have
to consider this.
840
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:33,217
Those two long black hairs that we found
on the victim, very feminine, ma'am.
841
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,227
The lab boys think
maybe an Asian woman.
842
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:40,133
And it turns out that the blood
type from these two hairs,
843
01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:43,495
that's a whole new
different type blood.
844
01:00:44,841 --> 01:00:48,675
Would that mean there were
three women with Mr. Kincaid?
845
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,610
You mean a sex orgy,
Lieutenant?
846
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,615
I suppose
with a man like David,
847
01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:54,775
everything I'm learning
about him,
848
01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:57,342
yes, I suppose
that's completely possible.
849
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,751
Right.
850
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:02,120
But that brings us back again
to that security guard.
851
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:08,423
He said only one woman
came up here.
852
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,625
Do you think
they could have come
853
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,327
from other offices
in the same building?
854
01:01:12,402 --> 01:01:13,733
No, ma'am,
the security guard,
855
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:16,704
he checked out everybody
from the building.
856
01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:18,798
I don't know what
to think, Lieutenant.
857
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,536
You've got my head spinning.
858
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,942
Well, but when you get
right down to it, ma'am,
859
01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:26,448
only one woman came in,
and only one woman went out.
860
01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,643
And whatever
all this means,
861
01:01:28,718 --> 01:01:31,312
we have to look
for the lady in black.
862
01:01:31,821 --> 01:01:34,551
And when we find her,
I promise you,
863
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,758
you're gonna be
the first to know.
864
01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:39,454
Good day.
865
01:01:49,338 --> 01:01:50,862
Oh, Lieutenant?
866
01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:52,535
Dr. Ward.
867
01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:54,041
Do you have
a minute for me?
868
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:55,168
Of course, sir.
869
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,973
We can talk in here.
870
01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:07,381
I have something
to confess.
871
01:02:08,691 --> 01:02:11,023
Sex is my whole life,
Lieutenant.
872
01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:14,228
Oh, my goodness.
873
01:02:14,297 --> 01:02:15,525
My life.
874
01:02:16,499 --> 01:02:17,830
My therapy.
875
01:02:18,935 --> 01:02:20,163
My work.
876
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:27,467
My frigid women, my prostitutes,
my premature men.
877
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,171
It's a very
full life, sir.
878
01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:34,607
Odd sexual events.
879
01:02:38,855 --> 01:02:40,550
What do you think of this?
880
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,851
A red ribbon, sir?
881
01:02:43,359 --> 01:02:45,554
A red hair ribbon,
Lieutenant.
882
01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:49,254
Like Cindy Galt wears,
Dr. Allenby's assistant.
883
01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:50,765
Is that an odd event, sir?
884
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,562
It's a sexual event.
885
01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:54,500
I found this
the other morning
886
01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,936
in our bedroom
therapy facility.
887
01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:59,099
No patients had
been scheduled,
888
01:02:59,175 --> 01:03:01,302
but the bed
had been used.
889
01:03:02,378 --> 01:03:05,506
See, that's the kind of
behavior we've had around here.
890
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,607
And I put that down to
David Kincaid's influence.
891
01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:09,708
You do, sir?
892
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,947
I didn't like David Kincaid,
893
01:03:12,188 --> 01:03:14,679
and I loathed his influence
on Dr. Allenby.
894
01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:17,726
His cheap crusade to turn sex
895
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:21,355
into something
trivial and popular.
896
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:24,465
Yeah, right.
Popular sex, that's something...
897
01:03:24,534 --> 01:03:27,128
We certainly gotta
watch out for that.
898
01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:31,371
You were saying something
about a confession?
899
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,876
Right. I confess
that I despised David,
900
01:03:35,378 --> 01:03:38,074
but I want you to know that I didn't
have anything to do with his murder.
901
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,073
I'm glad you
told me, sir,
902
01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:43,812
so I don't get you all confused
with the lady in black.
903
01:03:44,353 --> 01:03:46,719
This has been
very interesting.
904
01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:53,824
Oh, Lieutenant,
one more thing.
905
01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:57,527
Do you think this is
the right time for me
906
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,831
to advise Dr. Allenby
that she's well rid of David?
907
01:04:02,138 --> 01:04:04,003
You're asking me, sir?
908
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:06,165
Well, you seem very wise.
909
01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:10,740
Well, Dr. Ward,
910
01:04:11,581 --> 01:04:15,483
if I were you, I'd try
to do the right thing.
911
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,716
Yes. Of course.
912
01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:24,054
That's very good, Lieutenant.
Thank you.
913
01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:27,023
I'll see you later.
914
01:04:36,772 --> 01:04:39,172
Oh, Lieutenant Columbo?
Dr. Neff.
915
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,103
Do you have a minute?
916
01:04:41,177 --> 01:04:42,701
Anytime, sir.
917
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:52,314
Lieutenant, I know you've heard all
the rumors running around this place.
918
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,447
I mean, about Dr. Ward
getting nowhere
919
01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,650
with his crush
on Cindy Galt.
920
01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:01,762
And Cindy ducking out for
cocktails with David Kincaid.
921
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,364
And you must have heard about
how I feel about Dr. Allenby.
922
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:15,976
No, I don't seem
to have that here.
923
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:19,839
I've been crazy about her ever
since I joined the clinic.
924
01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,111
And I was deeply jealous
of David,
925
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,717
but I had nothing whatsoever
to do with his murder.
926
01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:26,812
I want you to know that.
927
01:05:26,889 --> 01:05:28,015
Right.
928
01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:30,919
No connection
with the murder.
929
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,328
Lieutenant,
930
01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:39,459
with all your experience
out there in the world
931
01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:43,134
and in view
of what's happened,
932
01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:47,942
how long would you
advise me to wait
933
01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:50,774
before telling Joan
I'm in love with her?
934
01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:57,515
If I were you, sir,
935
01:05:58,554 --> 01:06:02,354
I would wait until the lady's
ready and not a moment longer.
936
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,087
Of course.
937
01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:11,798
I should have been able to
figure that out for myself.
938
01:06:13,002 --> 01:06:14,867
Thank you, Lieutenant.
939
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,581
Oh, Lieutenant, do you
have a moment for me?
940
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:32,511
Even though I am going back for my
master's in psychiatric social work,
941
01:06:32,588 --> 01:06:35,182
I love working
for Dr. Allenby.
942
01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:38,883
And David Kincaid, he was,
943
01:06:40,763 --> 01:06:42,594
like, coming on to me.
944
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:43,859
I mean, in a very nice way.
945
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:45,662
I mean, he was always
a perfect gentleman,
946
01:06:45,735 --> 01:06:48,795
and, of course, I would never,
never do anything to hurt Joan.
947
01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,972
So, there's my problem.
948
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,472
You'll have to clarify that
for me, ma'am.
949
01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,371
Well, after what happened,
950
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,010
if I'm going to
be loyal to Joan,
951
01:07:02,084 --> 01:07:05,520
should I ever tell her
about David's crush on me?
952
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:10,623
In my opinion, and not speaking
strictly as a detective,
953
01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:17,022
sometimes kindness
is wiser than truth.
954
01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:20,032
Of course.
955
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:24,097
I think I know
exactly what you mean.
956
01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:31,671
I knew I could
talk to you.
957
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,647
Thank you,
Lieutenant.
958
01:07:45,294 --> 01:07:46,454
Got a minute,
Lieutenant?
959
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:53,562
We did it.
960
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,732
Now, just one second, sir,
hold the phone.
961
01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:58,797
Let me get this straight.
962
01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:02,010
The lady in black,
she went in there.
963
01:08:02,344 --> 01:08:04,869
She went in that door
right there.
964
01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:06,710
She went in, and she
never came out.
965
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:08,010
And you waited.
966
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,416
Until I asked the attendant
to go see if she was in there.
967
01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:12,454
And she wasn't there.
Nobody was there.
968
01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:13,510
Who came out?
969
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:16,387
How do I know, Lieutenant?
Ladies went in, ladies came out.
970
01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:17,790
Just ordinary ladies?
971
01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:19,088
Ordinary ladies.
972
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:20,753
Ordinary ladies.
973
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,964
Did any of these ladies
have a suitcase, a package?
974
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:26,365
Were they carrying a bag, something like that?
I don't know, Lieutenant.
975
01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:27,925
I wasn't looking
for bags or packages.
976
01:08:28,003 --> 01:08:30,335
I was waiting for this
very exotic brunette.
977
01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:32,306
Miss Hendrix, please, ma'am.
Yes, Lieutenant.
978
01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:33,898
Thank you very much,
Mr. Lenz.
979
01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:35,273
Just check with
Sergeant Burke.
980
01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:37,642
Keep him informed
as to your whereabouts.
981
01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:39,943
Ma'am, I'm gonna
have to go in there.
982
01:08:40,015 --> 01:08:41,642
Would you guard the door,
ma'am?
983
01:08:41,717 --> 01:08:42,741
The ladies' room?
984
01:08:42,818 --> 01:08:44,285
But it's almost
intermission, Lieutenant.
985
01:08:44,353 --> 01:08:46,287
Just one minute, ma'am.
One minute.
986
01:08:46,355 --> 01:08:48,915
Oh, but...
Well, I... Oh...
987
01:08:50,359 --> 01:08:51,621
Oh, dear.
988
01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,048
Lieutenant!
989
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:51,279
What was he doing in there?
I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm sorry.
990
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,684
You ought to be ashamed.
I'm very sorry.
991
01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:54,450
Excuse me. Excuse me.
992
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:57,720
You have a lot of nerve! No. I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry. Excuse me.
993
01:09:57,793 --> 01:09:59,590
I'm sorry, forgive me.
994
01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:00,754
Sir?
995
01:10:26,855 --> 01:10:30,222
Excuse me, ma'am, trash?
Where do you dump the trash?
996
01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:34,129
No, no, no, police,
ma'am, police, police.
997
01:10:34,196 --> 01:10:35,288
See? Hey, police.
998
01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:37,592
See, police!
999
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,559
Trash... Trash... Where?
1000
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,402
See, where do you
dump the trash?
1001
01:10:43,472 --> 01:10:45,497
No, no, no, no, no!
No, the trash!
1002
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,599
Where do you
put the trash?
1003
01:10:48,777 --> 01:10:50,745
No, no, no, no!
Trash! Where's the trash?
1004
01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:54,146
No, no, no, no, no, ma'am.
No cleaning. No, no, no.
1005
01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:57,583
No cleaning. See, empty.
No, the trash.
1006
01:10:57,653 --> 01:10:59,211
The big trash.
1007
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:03,054
No, no. The trash, ma'am.
See? Trash. Trash!
1008
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:10,027
See, nyet, nyet, nyet.
1009
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,727
Drop off, pick up, and...
Grande...
1010
01:11:15,237 --> 01:11:16,864
No, no, no, no, ma'am, no.
1011
01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:19,669
Grande, grande,
trash grande.
1012
01:11:47,436 --> 01:11:50,030
That's it! I found it!
1013
01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:57,738
You're a very nice lady.
1014
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:09,324
Do svidaniya, police boy.
1015
01:12:29,812 --> 01:12:31,006
Hello.
1016
01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:33,710
Who are you?
1017
01:12:33,782 --> 01:12:36,114
Well, here you are, Dr.
Allenby.
1018
01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:39,387
I took the liberty of inviting Mr.
Lenz to your home.
1019
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,855
Your housekeeper was kind
enough to let us in.
1020
01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:45,416
Mr. Lenz, this is the remarkable
lady I was telling you about.
1021
01:12:45,494 --> 01:12:47,758
Yes, thank you very much
for having us, Dr. Allenby.
1022
01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:50,799
Mr. Lenz, he would like to sit
down and talk with you, ma'am,
1023
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,561
if you don't mind.
1024
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:55,034
My pleasure.
1025
01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:57,502
Come along,
gentlemen.
1026
01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:02,543
Can you give me a hint about
all this, Lieutenant?
1027
01:13:02,611 --> 01:13:03,908
Well, I'm back
in trouble, ma'am.
1028
01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:06,311
This Lisa,
this lady in black.
1029
01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:09,175
I got 56 vice boys
out in the street.
1030
01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:10,912
They're looking,
they're pumping.
1031
01:13:10,986 --> 01:13:13,750
I got another eight doing
nothing but sifting files.
1032
01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:16,586
We're chasing courtesans
up and down the scale.
1033
01:13:16,658 --> 01:13:17,682
Please make yourselves
comfortable.
1034
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,228
You know what I got
out of all this?
1035
01:13:20,295 --> 01:13:21,728
I got depressed.
1036
01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:23,321
It's not just nobody
knows anything,
1037
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,594
nobody even suspects
anything.
1038
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,635
Now I run into
Mr. Lenz here.
1039
01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:30,604
He tells me his story.
I don't what to make of it.
1040
01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,196
I got all turned around.
1041
01:13:32,274 --> 01:13:34,970
I want you to listen
to this man's story.
1042
01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:36,305
Mr. Lenz?
1043
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:38,240
Well, I went to the Music
Center the other night...
1044
01:13:38,313 --> 01:13:40,679
Could I bring you
something to drink?
1045
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:43,217
Sure. Could you manage some
sparkling mineral water?
1046
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:45,376
I think so.
Same for you, Lieutenant?
1047
01:13:45,454 --> 01:13:48,787
Oh, no, thank you, ma'am.
I'll just have some seltzer.
1048
01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,882
I think I can
manage that, too.
1049
01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:53,484
Mr. Lenz, please,
tell me your story.
1050
01:13:53,829 --> 01:13:55,854
Well, I can only tell you what
I told Lieutenant Columbo.
1051
01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:57,922
Oh, that'll be fine, sir.
1052
01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:02,368
Well, I met her, you know, this
lady in black with the man's hat.
1053
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,133
It was at
the Music Center affair.
1054
01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:05,901
I understand you were there.
1055
01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,532
I was. Ice?
1056
01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:09,138
Please.
1057
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:11,272
Well, I saw her,
1058
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,680
and I have this obligation.
1059
01:14:13,749 --> 01:14:16,081
Whenever I see
an attractive lady,
1060
01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:18,551
I feel like it's my duty
to meet her.
1061
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:20,918
So I tried.
No encouragement.
1062
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,690
So I followed her.
1063
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:24,953
Where?
1064
01:14:25,327 --> 01:14:26,988
To the ladies' room.
1065
01:14:27,062 --> 01:14:28,825
To the ladies' room?
1066
01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:31,362
Turned out to be
the waiting room.
1067
01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:33,560
I mean, she went inside,
and I waited outside.
1068
01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:35,398
You're a romantic,
Mr. Lenz.
1069
01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:39,233
Yes, I am. Excellent
diagnosis, Doctor.
1070
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:41,541
Anyway, I waited,
1071
01:14:41,877 --> 01:14:43,037
and she never came out.
1072
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:45,306
Tell her about
the attendant.
1073
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,006
At the end of the evening,
I asked the attendant
1074
01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:49,414
to go inside and
check it out for me,
1075
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,009
and there was
nobody there.
1076
01:14:51,086 --> 01:14:52,314
Nobody.
1077
01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,945
The lady vanishes.
1078
01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:55,080
Into thin air?
1079
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,148
No air at all.
She's just gone.
1080
01:14:57,226 --> 01:15:00,423
Now, what do you think about
a thing like that, ma'am?
1081
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,191
Were you drinking,
Mr. Lenz?
1082
01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:04,357
Not a drop.
Just champagne.
1083
01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:06,967
And the lady
never came out.
1084
01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:09,367
You see what we got here
now, ma'am?
1085
01:15:09,438 --> 01:15:12,635
We were talking one lady,
two ladies, three ladies.
1086
01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:16,002
Now I got a half a lady,
the half that went in.
1087
01:15:16,078 --> 01:15:17,477
The other half,
I don't know.
1088
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:23,074
Thanks again,
Dr. Allenby.
1089
01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:24,277
I'll wait for you,
Lieutenant.
1090
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:27,322
Goodbye, Mr. Lenz.
Your story was very amusing.
1091
01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:31,584
But I just can't take it
seriously, Lieutenant.
1092
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,651
Well, that's what
we got, ma'am.
1093
01:15:33,729 --> 01:15:36,857
A good detective,
even a medium detective,
1094
01:15:37,065 --> 01:15:40,523
he can find somebody who was
there and bring you an answer.
1095
01:15:40,602 --> 01:15:42,797
But somebody
who wasn't there?
1096
01:15:42,938 --> 01:15:44,872
How can I deal with that?
1097
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,635
I can't imagine,
Lieutenant.
1098
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:49,233
This Lisa,
people tell stories,
1099
01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:52,372
but there's no trace
she ever existed.
1100
01:15:52,781 --> 01:15:55,841
Maybe we got this wrong,
the way we're looking at it.
1101
01:15:55,918 --> 01:15:57,886
Looking at it all wrong.
1102
01:15:58,487 --> 01:16:01,684
Well, I'm working, ma'am.
I'm still out there.
1103
01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:04,055
I appreciate everything
you're doing, Lieutenant.
1104
01:16:04,126 --> 01:16:05,320
You'll see me again,
ma'am.
1105
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,986
I'm sure I will.
1106
01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:23,907
Drinks are on Lisa!
1107
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:25,913
Lisa buys the drinks!
1108
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:36,717
Take care of
my new friends.
1109
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,722
And this is for you.
1110
01:16:39,828 --> 01:16:40,886
For what?
1111
01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:42,624
Just a phone call.
1112
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:45,266
To a man
named Columbo.
1113
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:48,930
This is the number,
this is the message.
1114
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:51,632
"Sorry about what happened,"
signed, "Lisa."
1115
01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:53,265
And that's it?
1116
01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:54,570
Do you think
you can do that for me?
1117
01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:00,138
All right,
here you go.
1118
01:17:00,215 --> 01:17:01,341
Thanks.
1119
01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:14,680
Dr. Allenby.
1120
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:17,190
Good evening, Dr. Allenby.
It's Sergeant Burke.
1121
01:18:17,259 --> 01:18:20,251
Lieutenant Columbo asked me to
tell you he has very good news.
1122
01:18:20,328 --> 01:18:22,523
He's found the lady in black.
1123
01:18:23,231 --> 01:18:24,596
Dr. Allenby?
1124
01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:29,600
Where did you find her?
1125
01:18:29,671 --> 01:18:32,003
He said it was right in your
own office files, ma'am.
1126
01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:33,666
Your research files.
1127
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,336
The Lieutenant said
he wants you to know that.
1128
01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:38,436
Good night, Dr. Allenby.
1129
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:48,972
Over here, ma'am.
1130
01:19:50,218 --> 01:19:51,378
I'm sorry, Doctor.
1131
01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,216
I didn't mean to
frighten you like that.
1132
01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:55,415
I thought I heard voices. I...
1133
01:19:55,490 --> 01:19:56,980
Oh, that'd be me, ma'am.
1134
01:19:57,058 --> 01:19:59,652
I was talking on the phone
with Sergeant Burke.
1135
01:19:59,728 --> 01:20:01,855
He was supposed
to ask you to join me here,
1136
01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:03,261
and he forgot
to say that.
1137
01:20:03,331 --> 01:20:05,697
But I'm glad
you came anyway.
1138
01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:07,359
Why did you come here,
ma'am?
1139
01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:10,529
Certainly not to be frightened
out of my wits, Lieutenant.
1140
01:20:10,605 --> 01:20:12,766
Sergeant Burke called and
told me that you'd found Lisa
1141
01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:14,240
in one of my files.
1142
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:15,799
I came to see for myself.
1143
01:20:15,877 --> 01:20:17,504
Well.
1144
01:20:17,712 --> 01:20:19,805
There he goes again, ma'am.
1145
01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:23,542
Sergeant Burke, he's a
very fine young detective,
1146
01:20:23,618 --> 01:20:26,416
but we all make mistakes
from time to time.
1147
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,683
What I asked him
to tell you,
1148
01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:33,160
it was as if she had been in
your own files all the time.
1149
01:20:33,228 --> 01:20:36,425
No, no, I certainly couldn't
find her here, Doctor.
1150
01:20:36,531 --> 01:20:38,795
Not even in
"odd sexual events."
1151
01:20:40,635 --> 01:20:42,398
How did you find her?
1152
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:46,941
Oh, for that, ma'am, we have
to go to the therapy room.
1153
01:20:47,142 --> 01:20:49,201
To the therapy room, ma'am.
1154
01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,514
This Lisa,
this lady in black,
1155
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:58,776
I've been getting some very
strange messages from her, ma'am.
1156
01:20:58,854 --> 01:20:59,912
Messages?
1157
01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:01,478
She's sorry
she did what she did.
1158
01:21:01,556 --> 01:21:03,285
She had to do
what she did,
1159
01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:05,189
and now she's
leaving town.
1160
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:07,285
But she hasn't
left town yet.
1161
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:11,162
And I think she's been trying to
fool us about a lot of things.
1162
01:21:11,233 --> 01:21:13,326
For instance,
this ashtray.
1163
01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:15,731
Would you look
at this ashtray?
1164
01:21:15,971 --> 01:21:20,533
To a detective, this is
a fascinating ashtray.
1165
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,805
I mean, what's in it.
1166
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:26,773
That's exactly what we found
the morning after the murder.
1167
01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:29,976
I put everything back
just the way it was.
1168
01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:34,385
She was a smoker, ma'am.
The bartender said she was a smoker.
1169
01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:38,321
And you see that?
You see that burned match?
1170
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:39,883
Yes, I can see the match,
Lieutenant.
1171
01:21:39,961 --> 01:21:42,725
And the cigarette stub,
and only a few ashes?
1172
01:21:42,797 --> 01:21:45,061
Do you see
how puzzling that is?
1173
01:21:45,133 --> 01:21:47,328
No. I see a burned match
and half a cigarette.
1174
01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:49,302
And a few ashes.
And a few ashes.
1175
01:21:49,371 --> 01:21:52,738
But not enough to account for
a whole cigarette, ma'am.
1176
01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,775
A whole cigarette, ma'am,
1177
01:21:55,677 --> 01:21:58,043
that produces
this amount of ash.
1178
01:21:59,147 --> 01:22:01,775
You know what that weighs?
I weighed that, ma'am.
1179
01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:04,182
That's 500 milligrams.
1180
01:22:04,719 --> 01:22:07,882
And the ashes in the tray,
that's 48 milligrams.
1181
01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:10,155
All right, make it 50.
1182
01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:13,388
We're still missing
450 milligrams, ma'am.
1183
01:22:13,461 --> 01:22:15,520
That's very scientific,
Lieutenant.
1184
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:18,088
But she might have smoked the
cigarette someplace else.
1185
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,293
But here's the match,
ma'am.
1186
01:22:21,069 --> 01:22:24,334
Like she lit and smoked it
right here in this room.
1187
01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:27,106
And there's no ashes
on the table,
1188
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,605
and there's no ashes
under the table,
1189
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:32,169
and there's not enough
ashes in the ashtray.
1190
01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:33,236
You'll forgive me,
Lieutenant,
1191
01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:35,510
if I'm not quite as fascinated
by this as you are.
1192
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:40,043
Well, ma'am, even ashes, they
don't just fly away and vanish.
1193
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:44,520
The hair and fiber boys, I had
them vacuum this whole room.
1194
01:22:45,527 --> 01:22:47,188
No cigarette ashes.
1195
01:22:47,262 --> 01:22:48,490
And what do you detect,
Lieutenant,
1196
01:22:48,563 --> 01:22:50,861
from the infamous
missing ashes?
1197
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:54,067
Oh, yes, you said that
Lisa was trying to fool us.
1198
01:22:54,135 --> 01:22:56,899
Like she was setting
a scene, ma'am, yes.
1199
01:22:57,005 --> 01:22:58,802
Like this whole room,
1200
01:23:00,075 --> 01:23:03,203
like it was
some kind of a stage,
1201
01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:06,640
making us think she was
something she isn't.
1202
01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,307
Is that a possibility?
1203
01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:10,715
Lieutenant, you still haven't
told me how you found her.
1204
01:23:10,785 --> 01:23:15,279
Well, I've only received messages from her, ma'am.
I haven't seen her yet.
1205
01:23:15,357 --> 01:23:17,518
With your permission,
Doctor.
1206
01:23:19,461 --> 01:23:22,294
And now we have to consider
the victim's keys.
1207
01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:24,025
His missing keys.
1208
01:23:24,532 --> 01:23:26,329
No matter
how you look at it,
1209
01:23:26,401 --> 01:23:28,631
it always comes out the same.
1210
01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:32,235
If Mr. Kincaid didn't have
the key to open the door,
1211
01:23:32,307 --> 01:23:36,209
then the lady in black, she must
have been the one with the key.
1212
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:40,676
So now we have to
face that as a fact.
1213
01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:43,274
And I know you're thinking
the same thing I am.
1214
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:47,185
Lisa, she had to be someone
connected with your own clinic.
1215
01:23:47,322 --> 01:23:49,722
That's totally ludicrous,
Lieutenant.
1216
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:52,123
Unless Lisa could have
been the cleaning lady.
1217
01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:54,423
Do you think
that's a possibility?
1218
01:23:54,496 --> 01:23:55,793
I doubt it, ma'am.
1219
01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:00,566
Is that your phone?
That could be important.
1220
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,133
I'll see.
1221
01:24:04,939 --> 01:24:07,840
Ma'am, the lady in black,
1222
01:24:07,909 --> 01:24:09,467
she might be
coming here tonight.
1223
01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:12,274
Did I tell you
she might be coming here?
1224
01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:13,671
No.
1225
01:24:14,149 --> 01:24:16,242
The phone.
That may be her.
1226
01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:32,226
Hello?
Dr. Allenby?
1227
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,790
Yes.
This is Sergeant Burke.
1228
01:24:33,868 --> 01:24:36,359
I wonder if I could
talk to the lieutenant.
1229
01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:38,702
It's Sergeant Burke.
Thank you.
1230
01:24:43,411 --> 01:24:44,935
Yes, Sergeant?
1231
01:24:45,547 --> 01:24:46,707
Right.
1232
01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:49,446
Thank you, Sergeant.
1233
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:55,680
Well, ma'am, they think she's
somewhere in the building.
1234
01:24:58,359 --> 01:24:59,553
Doctor,
1235
01:24:59,861 --> 01:25:04,230
are you familiar with a Chicago
department store named Neufeld's?
1236
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,734
Yes. Why do you ask?
1237
01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:08,860
Because I happen to know
that's where you bought
1238
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:11,371
that camel's hair coat
you're wearing.
1239
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:15,276
Well, if you knew that, why did you
ask if I was familiar with the store?
1240
01:25:15,343 --> 01:25:18,176
To see if you'd
tell me the truth, ma'am.
1241
01:25:18,246 --> 01:25:22,114
Are you aware, Lieutenant,
how insulting that is?
1242
01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:25,517
I am, ma'am, and I regret
having to say it.
1243
01:25:26,221 --> 01:25:28,849
But now we both
have to consider this.
1244
01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:32,415
Would you take a
look at that, ma'am?
1245
01:25:34,696 --> 01:25:36,960
I would say that's the tag
off your new coat,
1246
01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:39,226
the one you bought
in Chicago.
1247
01:25:39,334 --> 01:25:41,666
And that first day, ma'am,
riding up in the elevator,
1248
01:25:41,736 --> 01:25:43,670
I thought you looked
very nice.
1249
01:25:43,738 --> 01:25:47,469
And that tag, that was dangling
from the hem of your coat.
1250
01:25:47,842 --> 01:25:49,332
I wasn't aware of the tag.
1251
01:25:49,410 --> 01:25:52,573
No, ma'am, and I thought
that was very endearing.
1252
01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,774
The department store people,
1253
01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:57,818
they told me you charged that
coat to your credit card.
1254
01:25:57,886 --> 01:25:59,877
I did, as a matter of fact.
Is that significant?
1255
01:25:59,954 --> 01:26:02,787
Well, it brings us
to another question, ma'am.
1256
01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:04,916
Would you grant me
that sometimes
1257
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:07,393
a person would prefer
to pay cash,
1258
01:26:07,462 --> 01:26:11,728
rather than charge something and have
a written record of this purchase?
1259
01:26:12,033 --> 01:26:13,466
Would you grant me that,
ma'am?
1260
01:26:15,470 --> 01:26:16,960
I suppose that, uh,
1261
01:26:18,606 --> 01:26:20,506
there could be reasons.
1262
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:31,585
That's a fax copy of
the check you gave, ma'am,
1263
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:33,553
in your Chicago hotel.
1264
01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:38,018
$1,500, payable to cash.
1265
01:26:40,962 --> 01:26:42,930
You seem to have been very
attentive to my affairs.
1266
01:26:43,865 --> 01:26:46,390
What did you do
with the money, ma'am?
1267
01:26:46,467 --> 01:26:49,334
I think I've had about enough
of your questions, Lieutenant.
1268
01:26:49,404 --> 01:26:52,202
How I spend my money
is none of your business.
1269
01:26:52,273 --> 01:26:54,366
I'll leave you to find
the woman in black.
1270
01:26:54,442 --> 01:26:56,467
You seem to have lost her.
1271
01:27:08,289 --> 01:27:10,416
Was that the elevator,
ma'am?
1272
01:27:20,301 --> 01:27:21,529
Not yet.
1273
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:25,506
If you don't mind, ma'am, one
more thing before you go.
1274
01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:27,200
The therapy room.
1275
01:27:47,729 --> 01:27:49,890
I think she may already
be here, ma'am.
1276
01:27:49,964 --> 01:27:51,226
In there.
1277
01:28:06,147 --> 01:28:08,672
Do you think she's
already been here?
1278
01:28:09,384 --> 01:28:11,249
Well, maybe you
saw her yourself,
1279
01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:13,150
or somebody very much like
her out in the foyer?
1280
01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:16,984
One of our policewomen,
ma'am.
1281
01:28:17,191 --> 01:28:20,058
Only you didn't say
a word about that to me,
1282
01:28:20,428 --> 01:28:24,296
because you knew Lisa,
she couldn't be out there,
1283
01:28:24,932 --> 01:28:28,868
because she's been here
with me all along.
1284
01:28:29,537 --> 01:28:32,631
Would you agree with me
about that, Dr. Allenby?
1285
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,940
You seem to have gone to a great
deal of trouble, Lieutenant.
1286
01:28:42,016 --> 01:28:45,179
I think I can say the same
thing about you, ma'am.
1287
01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:48,445
That's her hat,
bought with cash,
1288
01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:50,389
and her wig.
1289
01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:53,756
The wig saleslady
from the Chicago store,
1290
01:28:54,529 --> 01:28:58,192
she said you already had the
hat when you tried on the wig.
1291
01:28:58,733 --> 01:29:01,133
Did I mention that
she recognized your photo
1292
01:29:01,202 --> 01:29:03,033
from the picture we sent her
from your book?
1293
01:29:03,104 --> 01:29:04,162
No.
1294
01:29:05,573 --> 01:29:07,302
No, that must have
slipped your mind.
1295
01:29:08,576 --> 01:29:10,840
The saleslady
in women's suits,
1296
01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:13,871
she only sold
two black suits that day,
1297
01:29:13,948 --> 01:29:15,381
and only one
1298
01:29:16,217 --> 01:29:19,084
in the size of the lady
who bought the wig.
1299
01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:22,882
They sent us all these
things, Doctor.
1300
01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:26,489
Like the things you hid
in the Music Center
1301
01:29:26,561 --> 01:29:29,530
to play your courtesan game
with Mr. Kincaid.
1302
01:29:31,532 --> 01:29:35,093
Was that because
of Cindy Galt, ma'am?
1303
01:29:38,306 --> 01:29:40,706
You're very intuitive,
Lieutenant.
1304
01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:43,872
You would have made
a splendid therapist.
1305
01:29:44,746 --> 01:29:46,611
There's a lovely
fire here, ma'am.
1306
01:29:49,117 --> 01:29:51,176
Why don't we
share the fire?
1307
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:56,884
I think the night you came
back from the airport,
1308
01:29:57,125 --> 01:30:00,219
you found Mr. Kincaid
right here in this room,
1309
01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:03,587
making love
to Cindy Galt.
1310
01:30:04,265 --> 01:30:06,290
Is that why
you killed him?
1311
01:30:10,438 --> 01:30:11,837
That night,
1312
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:15,432
the two of them
in bed together,
1313
01:30:15,510 --> 01:30:17,637
I heard him laughing at me.
1314
01:30:18,813 --> 01:30:20,337
I was his joke.
1315
01:30:22,049 --> 01:30:24,574
That must have been
very hard, ma'am.
1316
01:30:36,531 --> 01:30:39,500
There isn't a woman
in the world, Lieutenant,
1317
01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:42,568
who wouldn't have fantasized,
in my circumstances,
1318
01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:44,537
about doing what I did.
1319
01:30:47,308 --> 01:30:48,866
Make him pay
1320
01:30:51,412 --> 01:30:55,314
for the anguish
and the humiliation
1321
01:30:57,084 --> 01:30:59,348
and all the loneliness
to come.
1322
01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:04,182
But I went beyond the fantasy,
and I wasn't even frightened.
1323
01:31:07,662 --> 01:31:08,856
Do you want to hear,
Lieutenant,
1324
01:31:08,930 --> 01:31:10,727
what did frighten me?
1325
01:31:11,165 --> 01:31:13,463
If you'd like
to tell me, ma'am.
1326
01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:16,334
Becoming somebody else.
1327
01:31:17,839 --> 01:31:19,363
Becoming Lisa.
1328
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,001
After all my research,
all my books,
1329
01:31:25,780 --> 01:31:29,511
I hadn't truly understood what
it was to sink into a fantasy.
1330
01:31:30,885 --> 01:31:32,785
Being someone stronger,
1331
01:31:33,955 --> 01:31:36,947
more desirable,
more willful and exciting.
1332
01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:42,156
Someone that David would
never have dared betray.
1333
01:31:44,699 --> 01:31:46,496
For those few days,
1334
01:31:47,201 --> 01:31:49,931
I liked Lisa better
than I liked myself.
1335
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:54,235
That frightened me
1336
01:31:55,776 --> 01:31:58,404
far more than
your waiting to arrest me.
1337
01:32:01,215 --> 01:32:04,309
Now that I've confessed
all this, I want to know.
1338
01:32:07,788 --> 01:32:09,312
Do you think less of me?
1339
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:13,456
I'm only a policeman.
1340
01:32:13,828 --> 01:32:17,264
Judging people, that's all
up to somebody else.
1341
01:32:18,633 --> 01:32:22,125
But I can tell you, I've
enjoyed our talks very much,
1342
01:32:23,437 --> 01:32:25,803
and I think I do understand.
1343
01:32:33,281 --> 01:32:34,509
Ma'am.
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