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Fuck this. I'm calling Carlo.
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Yeah, they didn't show.
The Vespa scooters.
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We gotta wait.
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Tony: Carlo was furious.
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His guys waited by the hackensack
river all fucking night.
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Fucking vespas never
got into my hands.
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This is port Newark.
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Where were your longshoremen?
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There's heightened security at the ports.
Ai-qaeda.
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Done, Johnny.
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I gotta go.
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John: Nice job, Billy boy.
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Carlo was told it was a go. If it
didn't happen, how come nobody called?
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A lot of things didn't happen
that seem like they happened.
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Your cousin didn't whack Joey.
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The vespas never got into my hands.
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- Eye on the ball, Keaton! Hustle!
- Come on. Go, soph!
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Hey, soph is open! She's open!
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- Over here!
- She's gotta be at least 11.
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Don't put up with that, Lissie!
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Careful with those elbows,
number seven!
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Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds!
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Lissie, go!
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- They're just a bunch of losers!
- Hey, no negatives, you.
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Come on, putts, charge the ball!
Charge it!
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Ah!
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Foul! That kid tripped my kid.
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That's legal.
She was going for the ball.
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- She was not.
- Score! Score! Come on!
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Your kid is out of control. She's been
tripping and pushing all summer.
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Oh, shut up and get out of here.
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Don't tell me to shut up.
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What are you, crazy?
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Please, come on. Somebody!
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- How do you like it now, bitch?
- Help!
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No, her kid kicked my kid. Get off!
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- Cost you a hundred.
- Call.
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Sit down. Sit, sit.
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I talked to John.
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The Vespa scooters came in.
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But there was no opportunity to grab
them because of security at the ports.
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Jesus Christ. The young crowd
is crazy for these scooters.
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He owes me half that fucking load.
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- You're not buying it?
- I don't know what to think.
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He's getting awfully cute
with his remarks.
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All I know is his behavior
at that kid's funeral was a disgrace.
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- It's a big part of my livelihood, the port.
- I will say, very interesting timing, t.
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You and John had that little chat
at the funeral...
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Whatever that was.
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Suddenly, no vespas.
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All right, I gotta take this.
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Take one of Carlo's guys.
Start hanging around down port Newark.
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Find out what the fuck is going on.
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The property taxes, I know.
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Hello to you too.
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I thought you should know
your sister, Janice, got arrested.
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- What?
- In essex county this afternoon...
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An incident of sports rage
among soccer moms...
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Led to the arrest of a verona woman
with ties to the mafia.
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Our Gillian glessner was on the scene.
What about it, Gillian?
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Think that other mother better go into
the soccer-mom protection program?
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Maybe she should, Carl.
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It started here
at summit Avenue park...
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Club soccer match.
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An altercation between soccer moms...
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That sent one mother to the hospital
and one to jail.
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Denise McCarthy, a parent,
witnessed the violence.
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I just feel so bad for the kids.
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Parents taping the match
captured the melee.
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- Come on! Somebody!
- How do you like it now, bitch?
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Her kid kicked my kid.
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Charges are still pending but...
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We know that the woman shown here
being taken into custody...
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Is Janice baccalieri, sister of reputed
New Jersey mob boss, Anthony soprano.
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Guess you could call it
a mafia-related hit.
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We spoke with psychologist bela kakuk.
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It's a growing problem in our society.
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Psychologists are finding that certain
individuals are particularly prone to rage.
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Almost any frustration, inconvenience...
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Or perceived inconsideration
will set them off.
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Motherfucker!
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Janice, open the door!
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- Where is she?
- It wasn't my fault!
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My name was all over the TV...
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Because of your bullshit!
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It's not that simple, ton.
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Apparently, the woman's kid
was picking on Sophia.
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Why wasn't she collared?
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I am suing the township
for wrongful arrest...
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- No, you're not!
- And the yso.
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No, no, you're not!
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What you're gonna do is call Neil.
You're gonna plea it down.
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You're gonna pay the fine and not turn
this into one of your cause célebres.
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Anybody's side but mine.
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That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
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Well, we know that.
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What?
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- You and your fucking temper, Janice.
- Get out.
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This is the end of it.
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Get out!
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Tony.
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I know this looks bad.
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But on the other hand,
she called Sophia her daughter.
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I don't give a fuck.
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All right, I do give a fuck.
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But how many times I gotta tell you,
get control of your wife!
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Janice: Sophia?
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Sophia?
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I don't wanna see
any of my friends again.
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Well, when you're a parent, you'll see.
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You'll defend your children
like a lion with her cubs.
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You're not my parent.
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What did you say?
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I'm here.
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And I try to care very much.
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- Now, get to sleep.
- You gonna punch me?
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Jan? Can I talk to you?
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Sophia, go to sleep.
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We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted.
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No, now.
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What, I don't have a say in things?
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Janice, I think you need
professional help.
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Oh, I'll be having an extra session
with Sandy, believe me.
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Sandy, Sandy. What does she do?
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She says you were picked on by your
father and asks you to read screenplays.
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I think there's anger specialists.
128
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And I think you should see
a weight-loss specialist.
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You don't see it in yourself.
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I heard you with Sophia.
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You were getting along
much better.
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She says one little thing,
and you get nasty.
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I'm so sore.
134
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This is not an isolated incident.
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They won't let you shop up
at the corner anymore.
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Those coffee beans were burnt, Bobby.
You tasted them.
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Janice, I like a spitfire type.
I told you.
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- But me and the kids can't live like this.
- Like what?
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This was a nice house.
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Peaceful. I don't know.
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There wasn't all this yelling and tension.
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How could you understand?
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Your dad was a sweetheart...
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Even when he had emphysema.
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My house, it was dog-eat-dog.
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Well, be that as it may,
the past and all...
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If you don't go to these anger classes
they have or whatever...
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This with us ain't gonna work out.
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What do you think he clears here?
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Two crap tables, Blackjack, roulette.
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You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere
from 2500 to 5 g's a night for himself.
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It used to be you, didn't it?
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- Stop making meatballs, Paulie.
- I'm just saying.
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Now you know what I went through.
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Okay, it's the same Gina had
at her wedding.
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We should see how it looks
on your face.
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Chrissy.
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What the fuck?
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- What's up?
- Hey there, cos.
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Guess who called me today.
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- How'd you find me?
- Not gonna guess?
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- Okay, who?
- Our friend with the orchard.
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- No shit. He okay?
- Yeah.
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- Sold the place. Moving to Florida.
- He should. Getting on in years.
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- Oh, shit.
- You still got your canned peaches there.
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I just had the car serviced.
Watch what you say.
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I gotta move that shit?
168
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,822
- Again?
- That developer's going up there.
169
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,491
Obviously, it wouldn't be good
for you or our friend...
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If somebody opened the canned fruit.
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So you and your cousin are
going there to take care of it.
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- I'll do it.
- I'm worried about the old guy.
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I told you, I'll do it.
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The thing is, my old man's
got a few jars up there also.
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Could make problems for my uncle.
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It's gonna be a lot of work...
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Which, with Louise around,
can only be done at night.
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- That's true.
- This has to be done...
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In two weeks, the latest.
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Bulldozers are coming.
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What, you picking out wedding cakes?
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- Yeah.
- Hope you have better luck than I did.
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Why, you didn't like your cake?
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Your luck's been fucking great
and listen to you cursing it out.
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Got something you wanna say?
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- All right.
- So call me.
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Well, who is this uncle pat anyway?
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He was a knock-around guy
like Tony's dad.
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But they let him retire
to this farm upstate New York.
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Sounds funny but it wasn't.
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He had the hiccups for, like, a year.
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- Jeez.
- Great guy.
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Had a daughter
but she lived with her mom.
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Us boys each got sent up there summers
when we hit 12 or 13.
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He'd school us.
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Did he have the hiccups?
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No, I told you, that went away.
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What, you think it's fucking funny?
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He almost committed suicide
because of it.
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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,582
How would you like it?
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Where's my barneys underpants
with the ventilated cotton?
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Still in the dryer.
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Tell you one thing.
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I need fucking Tony b. Up there
like I need a third nut.
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God, all this resentment.
He is your cousin.
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Yeah? Should have seen him
when I was little.
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Him and Tony both.
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How they broke my balls...
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Teased me.
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One time, I was spending the summer...
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Up at uncle pat's farm,
just like they used to. I was 11.
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- They came up... they were, like, 19.
- -To shoot guns.
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They didn't take me with them.
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When I tramped through the stickers
and found them...
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They said I had to be initiated
into a club...
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By being tied to a tree alone
in the orchard for an hour.
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I was on that tree until 3:00
in the fucking morning.
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I worshipped these two guys.
219
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Tony soprano, especially.
220
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When he was by himself,
he used to push me on my big wheels...
221
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He'd teach me curse words.
222
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When he was by himself.
223
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Where's the tinactin?
224
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Right on the night table.
225
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And here we are again.
226
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Tony b. Goes wrong, and Tony lays
a 200-k-a-year cash cow on him.
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Christopher, don't get mad, okay?
228
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I know we kind of touched on it a
couple of times but... you're so unhappy.
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What if we left here?
230
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Went far away.
231
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,393
And you went into something else.
232
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,104
- Like what?
- I don't know, like...
233
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,815
Pick up your writing, maybe.
234
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,983
Male modeling.
235
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,071
I'll get back to the writing someday...
236
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,782
But from a position of great wealth.
237
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,327
Far as male modeling,
I'd probably be a success...
238
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,038
But I wouldn't want to be around
those fucking people.
239
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,960
I'm a soldier, Adriana.
240
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,878
When you gonna understand that?
241
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,641
What the fuck!
242
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,309
Carmela.
243
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,187
- What?
- There's no water in the pool.
244
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,858
Yeah, I had it drained.
The electricity costs a fortune.
245
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,277
I can't afford it.
You're the only one who uses it.
246
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,245
I thought we were
getting along better.
247
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:59,125
So you polluted all the decent lawyers in
New Jersey so they can't represent me?
248
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,961
- You couldn't play fair.
- I'm not the one that wanted it!
249
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,796
Okay, so let's just pretend...
250
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,549
That you weren't begging for it
in millions of ways...
251
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,301
Because I am worn out here.
252
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,945
Fuchnguu
253
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,005
He's a nice kid, Finn.
254
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,673
Right?
255
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,759
Right.
256
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,933
We gonna throw them
an engagement party?
257
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,061
Well, if we can be civil.
258
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,897
She's so young.
259
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,398
Same age we were.
260
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,280
It wasn't all bad.
261
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,085
Last time, I asked you
to jot down one or two situations...
262
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,920
Or people that trigger your anger.
263
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,173
So much that when you think about it,
you get angry all over again.
264
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,591
Anybody got...?
265
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,052
Let's give Bradley a chance this time.
266
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,307
My partner parked me in again.
I couldn't find the keys.
267
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,019
- I woke him up, and he starts yelling.
- Describe the feelings.
268
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356
- I think...
- My stepkids do that all the time.
269
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,650
They leave their bikes in the garage...
270
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,653
And if I wanna pull in,
I gotta get out and move the bikes...
271
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,154
With a car of groceries.
272
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,881
Doris, can't you keep
Billy's bike out of the driveway?
273
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,705
It was a famous commercial
from the '60s.
274
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,206
Bufferin.
275
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,792
Guy has a headache,
and he takes it out on his wife.
276
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,796
Back to Bradley...
277
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,966
I'm trying to get into his actual
physical sensations of anger.
278
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093
He saw red. Who wouldn't?
279
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,137
She's right. I mean, why is he in here?
280
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,473
Why isn't his roommate in therapy
for selfishness issues?
281
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,603
There are things that are irritating
and annoying and out of our control.
282
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,772
What we can control
is our response to those triggers.
283
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,233
So people just get a free pass?
The whole world?
284
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,945
I told you about my supervisor
checking my work and nobody else's.
285
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,573
- I wonder why.
- Because you're a minority.
286
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,284
- Exactly. That's why I'm in here.
- Janice: Uh huh.
287
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,538
- You seem angry about Evelyn's problem.
- It makes me mad.
288
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,417
It doesn't make you mad.
You make you mad.
289
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,378
I come from a biased family,
but I was different.
290
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,213
I put all my faith and my hopes...
291
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,884
Into the civil rights movement.
I left home, and I marched.
292
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,302
And for what?
293
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,930
So they could ride around in their suvs,
blasting that rap shit?
294
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,600
And you can't say anything
because they might have guns?
295
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,852
Wait a fucking minute.
Who's "they"?
296
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,354
If the shoe fits...
297
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,522
This is fucking priceless.
298
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,193
Okay, let's not time travel here.
Let's try to stay in the present.
299
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,446
Janice, you're angry.
Let's stay with that.
300
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,782
What are your actual
physical feelings right now?
301
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,159
I'd like to punch you in the face.
302
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,161
Your hands are clenched.
303
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,121
Did you realize that?
304
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,668
You're provoking me to make a point and
maybe that's your job, but I don't like it.
305
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,170
Look at you. You're not even listening.
306
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,255
- Hello, he's talking to me.
- Evelyn: No.
307
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,175
You and me,
we do most of the talking in here.
308
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:40,680
The man is trying to say that those
people outside, they do the thing...
309
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,850
But we're the ones that get upset and
start carrying on. That's all he's saying.
310
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,400
The Hudson valley.
311
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,239
That legend of sleepy hollow cartoon.
312
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,366
Scared the piss out of me as a kid.
313
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,951
Would you mind
watching your shoe?
314
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,162
Oh, sure.
315
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,873
It's a $50,000 vehicle.
I don't want it scuffed up.
316
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,468
Uncle pat's farm.
317
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,265
When you're 12, 13, man,
it's like fucking heaven, right?
318
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,685
Running around in the woods.
319
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,353
Driving that tractor.
320
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,191
He made me clear the brush by the fence
with a fucking scythe, though.
321
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,570
Yeah, I had to do that. Tony too.
322
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,991
And water his fucking tomatoes
and his
323
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,410
Changed, though, you know, pat's.
324
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,829
After Louise came back there to live...
325
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,123
It wasn't just you and pat
and his stories.
326
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,008
They used to call me ichabod crane.
327
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,387
- Who?
- Some very sorry people, that's who.
328
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,435
The carmela front.
329
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,355
Did you two ever discuss
that evening you made love?
330
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,443
It was a one-time deal.
331
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,738
- I've moved on.
- What about the depression?
332
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,202
Your revelation about your cousin...
333
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,370
His prison sentence.
334
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,039
You were very upset.
335
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,543
I haven't had a lot of time
to think about that.
336
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,589
My sister.
337
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,176
She attacked some woman...
338
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:48,182
- At her stepkid's soccer game.
- You've mentioned her temper before.
339
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,185
She got charged
with aggravated assault and...
340
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,604
- Resisting arrest.
- Excellent.
341
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:54,980
Let's talk about that.
342
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,525
- What?
- Rage.
343
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,736
- Why?
- Depression is rage turned inward.
344
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,908
Tell me about the soprano temper.
345
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,993
Well, the thing is, it's bad for business.
346
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,787
Clouds your judgment.
347
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,122
John, he always had a terrible temper.
348
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,624
- John...?
- Gotti.
349
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,501
In the end, I think it hurt him.
350
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,004
See, we forget that in the old days,
the ones that came over...
351
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,340
That started this thing...
352
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,967
They didn't get mad.
353
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,178
They just smiled and nodded
and made sure you got it later.
354
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,974
That's the whole, beautiful point.
You know what they say:
355
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,476
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
356
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,481
Yeah, I think it's,
"revenge is a dish best served cold."
357
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,401
- So, what did I say?
- But why revenge all the time?
358
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,656
Where does it come from, this insatiable
anger you and your sister share?
359
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,117
I wondered how long
it'd take for her to come up.
360
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,161
Your mother? What about your father?
361
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,415
You never saw her
chop off someone's finger.
362
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,208
Told you about that, didn't I?
363
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,960
Yes.
364
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,339
- Oh, Jesus, I wish I hadn't.
- Why?
365
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,675
I dress up nice and everything
when I come here.
366
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,177
Okay, let's stick to the subject.
367
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,639
- Which is what?
- Your own intolerance for frustration.
368
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,645
"Thank you for holding.
369
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,439
Your call is important to us."
370
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,983
If it's so important to you,
answer the fucking phone!
371
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:25,946
- Stay with that.
- It's a level of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
372
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,199
Each idea they come up with
that's supposed to make things better...
373
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,161
- Makes things worse.
- Okay, right. I agree.
374
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,204
"The center cannot hold."
375
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,375
- "The falcon cannot hear the falconer."
- What the fuck are you talking about?
376
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,546
We live in a time
of technological and spiritual crisis.
377
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,715
But you feel you're above all of it.
378
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:49,136
Certainly above any
inconvenience or annoyance.
379
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,764
And if things don't go your way...
380
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:57,353
Instead of being merely disappointed
or inconvenienced, you blow.
381
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,028
My sister's...
382
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,740
She's taking anger management classes.
383
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,910
You know,
maybe she's on the right track.
384
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,287
Is this something you'd consider?
385
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,956
No.
386
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:23,170
Well, but I'll admit, it's not good for me,
all this fucking agitation.
387
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,798
Wears me out.
388
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,883
Fucking exhausted all the time.
389
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,259
Where did we start off?
390
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,720
I don't know.
391
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,014
Depression is rage turned inward.
392
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,811
Yeah, yeah.
393
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,236
This is nice.
394
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,573
For inner city kids like me,
this was important.
395
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,618
Inner city? You lived by the
largest shopping mall in Jersey.
396
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,247
It's over now. She's sticking me
in that home in Florida...
397
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,959
- And that's the last I'll ever see of her.
- I'll be right down the road, pop.
398
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,585
I got a beautiful condo.
399
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,964
Thinks she's gonna meet
some old, lonely widower.
400
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,264
Louise, it's time for dessert.
401
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,850
I'm getting it.
402
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,686
And do me a favor.
403
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,189
Be as polite as you are
when it's just the two of us.
404
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,950
We know where Chrissy buried the guy.
But with uncle Johnny's...
405
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,202
You gotta help us out.
406
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,080
Well...
407
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,833
I'm not exactly sure...
408
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,585
But there was two of them.
409
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961
The Johnson brothers.
410
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,546
You don't remember where?
411
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,134
It was a long time ago.
412
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,929
Tony b: We can't excavate
the whole fucking place.
413
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,307
Because you know what
Tony's gonna say.
414
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,517
Let him come up here and dig then.
415
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,979
Please. He's a heart attack
waiting to happen.
416
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,731
That's no joke.
417
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,691
Our bodies are 86 percent water.
418
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,402
His last blood test,
he was 65 percent zeppole.
419
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,579
When he heard the term "pie in the sky,"
he volunteered for the 82nd airborne.
420
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,206
That's pretty good.
421
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:28,420
I learned in recovery that he's just
tamping down his feelings, t, by eating.
422
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,716
I should talk to him.
423
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,177
It's a shame, because he
used to be the funnest guy.
424
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,929
When was that?
425
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:43,435
He's got the world by the balls and acts
like everything's a big imposition.
426
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,439
Being at the top, he's isolated himself.
427
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,733
Yeah, it's just him and his money.
428
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,917
Hello.
429
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,756
- Who is this guy, anyway?
- My first.
430
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,384
Czechoslovakian guy.
431
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,137
This is the second time I'm moving him.
432
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,989
- Come here, you little fuck.
- Guys, wait...
433
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,449
- Come here, you little fuck.
- It wasn't me...
434
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,079
Help! Please, don't kill me.
435
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,623
What the fuck are you running for?
436
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,085
The night of the 12th,
there was a ship from Italy...
437
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379
With these containers
of Vespa motor scooters.
438
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,840
I don't know anything
about any fucking vespas!
439
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,509
We know they got here.
What happened to them?
440
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,637
I don't know. I wasn't here.
441
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,807
Well, apparently he says he wasn't here.
442
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,769
Who picked up...
443
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:12,232
Our motherfucking,
cocksucking vespas?
444
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,611
In two seconds...
445
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,363
This is going up your ass.
446
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,574
It was the guys from New York.
447
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,075
Phil leotardo and them.
448
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,050
Listen...
449
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,636
Thanks for doing this.
450
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,722
- You didn't have to.
- Fuck that. You're my little cousin.
451
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,653
Think I can imagine what you
may be hearing about me.
452
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,030
And what happened in New York.
453
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:04,409
- All I can say is, there's no truth to it.
- I didn't think nothing.
454
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,121
As for Tony putting me in at the casino,
I knew people were gonna resent that.
455
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:12,251
But I went away for a long time.
Stood up for this family.
456
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,420
And you, or anybody,
can think what they like...
457
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,382
- But I feel I had a little coming to me.
- Hey, absolutely.
458
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,009
I was telling Benny the other day.
He was complaining.
459
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,554
And what I said about Tony before?
You know I love him like a brother.
460
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:26,932
I love him too.
461
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,311
We saw the guy down the pier.
John has the vespas.
462
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,857
And to think of how
supportive you were of him.
463
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,402
- The whole little carmine fiasco.
- It's fucking payback.
464
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,281
Johnny has it in his head that my cousin
had something to do with Joey peeps.
465
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,075
Johnny should be out looking
for the real killers...
466
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,536
Instead of spending
his time on that golf course.
467
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,834
A whole fucking shipment of cheese
coming in next month.
468
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,170
The imported provolone.
469
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,340
I guess we can kiss that
goodbye too now, right?
470
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:49,765
Motherfucker!
471
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,494
Carmela, hi. What are you doing here?
472
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,581
My son is a senior here now. We were
electing party chairs for senior night.
473
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,084
Oh, right.
474
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,502
So how are you?
475
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,338
- Fine.
- You were pretty upset when you left...
476
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,006
And I wanted to call.
477
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,884
I began to rue what happened,
and I was probably a little...
478
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,928
I'm going back with my husband.
479
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,138
Oh, well, that's good.
480
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,100
Well, all the best.
481
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,993
You don't drink no more?
482
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,955
Clean and sober 14 months.
483
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,541
Yeah, your mother has that problem.
484
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,752
Good for you.
485
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,643
That's right.
486
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,478
What?
487
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,731
The Johnson brothers' bodies.
488
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,234
I know where they are.
489
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,406
Over by the fence
in the northwest corner...
490
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,867
Because that night
I noticed one of my pickers...
491
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,787
Had stuck a Swiss colony bottle
upside down on one of the fence posts.
492
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,541
I was goddamn mad they
were drinking on the job, I'll tell you.
493
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,961
It's still there, the glass bottle.
494
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,213
- Are you fucking sure?
- Lunch!
495
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,468
- Look what I got for you.
- Thank you.
496
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,012
- Sandwich?
- Oh, very good.
497
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,723
- Here, pop.
- Oh, thank you.
498
00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,895
- Beautiful.
- Foryou.
499
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,775
This is mail from
three fucking weeks ago.
500
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,570
The girl didn't even show up today.
501
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,489
Call the service and get somebody new.
502
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,200
Two classes, she's telling people
how to run their life.
503
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,536
Don't let it stop you from taking
your kids to the rink.
504
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,217
You have every right to be mad at me...
505
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,593
And I apologize.
506
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:36,806
I know it's bad for the family.
For... for business.
507
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,058
But I'm working on it.
508
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,939
Yeah, I know. Bobby told me.
509
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,987
- So how's that going?
- Anger management?
510
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,198
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
511
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:57,536
It's such a relief to let go
of all that shit. And...
512
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,205
I never realized what
an angry person I was and...
513
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,748
How it fed itself.
514
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,583
So they got you on tranquilizers?
515
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,794
No.
516
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,171
Basically...
517
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,049
It's taking responsibility
for your anger...
518
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:14,886
And, you know, learning to recognize
your feelings of anger...
519
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,181
And that they're just feelings.
You don't have to act on them.
520
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,475
People want that
so they can walk all over you.
521
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:23,478
A lot of anger is self-importance.
522
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,064
- Self—importance?
- Problems with authority.
523
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:30,402
Dr. Seepman locks
the door promptly at 7.
524
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,654
People wig out if they don't get in.
525
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,615
Start banging on the door.
It's a big lesson.
526
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,161
I was making everybody
in my life miserable.
527
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,540
Yelling and screaming or pouting
and feeling victimized...
528
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:47,877
But I feel so much better now.
About everything.
529
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:51,840
It's like this great
sadness is beginning to lift.
530
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,342
- Sadness?
- Yeah.
531
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,181
Well, I'm happy for you.
532
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,142
Thank you.
533
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,520
I am.
534
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,255
Your bid, Chrissy.
535
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,550
You expecting someone?
536
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,804
There he is.
537
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,266
My god, I don't believe it.
538
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,186
Who's that, Anthony?
539
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,485
What's the matter? You all right?
540
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,404
God, you're big.
541
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,450
Look at those shoulders.
542
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,370
- Jan sends her love. And Bob too.
- Did you eat?
543
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,580
Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest.
544
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,666
Just go get him a plate.
545
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,001
Sit down.
546
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,212
You look good.
547
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,672
Feelgood.
548
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,424
So how we doing?
549
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,805
Took care of mine last night.
The Johnson brothers, we'll get tonight.
550
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,893
Uncle pat was like Johnny mnemonic.
Right, uncle pat?
551
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,312
We're playing pinochle. Take a hand.
552
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,448
- This is the life, huh?
- I'm with you.
553
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,450
Yeah, we were just saying that.
554
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,705
Here's to a job well done.
555
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,795
This place hasn't changed much, huh?
556
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,008
Met some pretty nice college
girls the other night, huh, ton?
557
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,886
She liked you. Miss raven-hair.
558
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,016
- Pat seems good, huh?
- Yeah.
559
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,602
Louise seems fat.
560
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,610
The human body is 86 percent water.
561
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:02,781
But Louise's last blood test,
she was 65 percent zeppole.
562
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,453
That's a good one.
563
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,499
I knew a guy. When he was
gonna eat Philly cheese steak...
564
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,835
The mayor of Philly would have
to call out the national guard.
565
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,090
What the fuck's so funny about that?
566
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,468
Doesn't even make sense.
567
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,262
Well, he's drunk.
568
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,473
Him? No way.
569
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,600
He's in recovery.
570
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,604
Well, if you recover your
fucking balls, give us a call.
571
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,023
We might like to hang out.
572
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:41,528
No, seriously, it's not funny.
He's... he's a 12-stepper. Right?
573
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,364
Well, yeah. You know that. That's right.
574
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:49,661
Maybe he could take a couple of steps
out the door so we could have some fun.
575
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,625
Come on, don't get pissy now.
He's just having a joke. That's all.
576
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,796
Sobriety's hard enough work
without having to get mocked for it.
577
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,465
Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have
a fucking drink?
578
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,009
Because you're driving
everybody crazy with this shit.
579
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,679
The fucking higher power
yammering and the sweets...
580
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,599
And the key lime pie and the... Jesus.
581
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,229
Order a fucking bull shot,
will you? Do me a favor.
582
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,990
I'm sorry. I...
583
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,159
- Didn't realize I was being a jerk off.
- No, no.
584
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,413
- No, no, no.
- Look, it's just, you know, come on.
585
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,042
Hey, you're doing the right thing.
586
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,836
You're doing the right thing.
587
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:51,222
Do you like his car? Schwarzenegger's.
Pretty fucking great, huh?
588
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,391
Oh, yeah, the Humvee, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
589
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,184
Kind of steep, though.
590
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,062
You told me you didn't pay.
You gave the guy a hum job.
591
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,064
For the Humvee.
592
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,402
- Maybe he'd like to hum me.
- Who, a friend of bill over here?
593
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,156
- Fucking wits over here.
- Bill? I'll say.
594
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,867
That? That's not a bill, that's a beak.
595
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,994
You know...
596
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,332
That was you he made that joke
about the zeppole content.
597
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,795
On the way home,
we can drop him off at beakskill.
598
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:26,633
Well, if beaks could kill,
that one certainly would.
599
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,097
You know, I could have
called you ichabod crane.
600
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,391
But I didn't.
601
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,770
What the fuck's he talking about?
Ichabod crane?
602
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,022
Nothing.
603
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,655
Well, here's to the Johnson brothers...
604
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,783
Whoever the fuck they were.
605
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,661
- Johnson brothers.
- Johnson brothers.
606
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,715
Back pain? Is your pain...
607
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,426
Carrying case and are ergonomically...
608
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,970
Port Newark in New Jersey...
609
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,554
Ninety-five...
610
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,390
But one example.
611
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,559
Six million containers enter
u. 8. Ports every year...
612
00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:23,564
Yet fewer than 2 percent of them are
opened and inspected by u. 8. Customs.
613
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:27,151
It is physically impossible to check
every container without essentially...
614
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,570
Stopping global commerce.
615
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,365
But what keeps officials
from sleeping at night they say...
616
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,617
Is terrorists could
use shipping containers...
617
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:38,162
To smuggle in a weapon
of mass destruction.
618
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,748
It is within capabilities of
islamic fundamentalists...
619
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,419
To track a container with a
global positioning system...
620
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:48,381
And detonate a nuclear
or biological weapon hidden inside.
621
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,050
- Son of a bitch.
- In fact a terrorist could even use...
622
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:55,596
A shipping container
to smuggle himself into the country.
623
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,517
There he is.
624
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,396
What I saw on TV last night...
625
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,775
The ports are wide open.
Government's not doing shit.
626
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:11,154
- Louise, where's my butter substitute?
- Louise: Right in front of you.
627
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,406
You hear what I just said?
I knew it was bad...
628
00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,825
But do you realize there's
7 million containers?
629
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,327
The news team put
radioactive shit in one of them.
630
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,497
- Wasn't even detected.
- Please, my ears.
631
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,584
Sit down. Sit. Come on.
632
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,753
I made eggs.
633
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,048
Could have been a goddamn a-bomb.
634
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,341
- Louise: You want coffee?
- Tony: Yeah.
635
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,804
Fucking terrible nightmares.
636
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,849
Yeah, it knocked the edge
right the hell off your appetite.
637
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,730
- What's the matter with you?
- No, it is some scary shit.
638
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,857
Not my problem much longer.
639
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:52,403
Speaking of scary shit, was that you
in the bathroom this morning?
640
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:57,450
Oh, yeah. I thought they already
dropped a biological weapon.
641
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,997
All right, I gotta go.
642
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,583
I thought we were gonna
do a little hunting.
643
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:09,087
- You hear the turkeys this morning?
- No, I gotta take off.
644
00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:12,131
Uncle pat, take care of yourself.
645
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,217
Be careful of the alligators down there.
646
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,385
All right, tough guy.
647
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,092
Hey, ton. What'd you do?
Knock over a roadside stand?
648
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,177
My uncle's farm.
649
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,388
Less than a hundred miles from here.
650
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,265
It's like a whole different world.
651
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,686
The bullshit really falls away up there.
652
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,657
Hear about that shit with the ports?
653
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,995
I know customs agents are bad for us,
but anti-terrorism-wise, they do nothing.
654
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,372
What's it gonna take?
A fucking nuclear bomb?
655
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:30,334
They caught one of these al-qaeda
cocksuckers trying to sneak in here.
656
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,171
- Thank god they got him.
- There's enough they don't catch.
657
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,965
You gotta realize the
administration's busy, though, too.
658
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:39,010
Handing out non-competitive
building contracts to their friends.
659
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,430
Hell, we can all understand that.
660
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,809
We're fucking sitting ducks here.
The only thing between our homes...
661
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,978
And port Newark is a chainlink fence.
662
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,898
There's a nuclear bomb in a
container and we're fucking dead.
663
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,525
That's why you gotta live for today.
664
00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,489
- What'd you say?
- That's why you gotta live for today.
665
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,201
Talking about annihilation,
you stupid fuck!
666
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,078
Your kids! My kids!
Burning into cinders!
667
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,206
I can't even think about it.
668
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,791
You stupid...
669
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,379
Can't even fucking think about it.
670
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,506
Think about it now.
671
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,176
Thinking about it now?
672
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,553
- Right now?
- Hey, Tony.
673
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,347
Yeah, yeah, take it easy.
Take it easy. Take a walk.
674
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,850
- Get some air.
- Take it easy.
675
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,727
- Take a walk outside.
- Take it easy.
676
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,729
All right, everybody.
677
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,901
- Take it easy. Take it easy.
- Come on.
678
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,334
- I wake you up?
- Yeah.
679
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:57,296
I just come from the hospital.
You said you wanted to know.
680
00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,507
Oh, how's he doing?
681
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,053
- Hey.
- Hey.
682
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:06,931
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
683
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,809
Doctor has a peel at 1.
684
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,187
- Hi.
- How you doing, hon?
685
00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,314
- Call me?
- Yeah.
686
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,985
Bye.
687
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,530
- See you later.
- That the dermatology nurse?
688
00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,365
- Yeah.
- Nice looking.
689
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,867
Well, they get the best
skin treatments half-price.
690
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:35,918
So, what'd they say?
He's gonna be okay, the kid?
691
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:38,170
He's big, strapping. He'll be all right.
692
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:42,049
But he's got some hearing loss in one
ear. Looks like it could be permanent.
693
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,011
Skip, the poor fuck knows
he should keep his mouth shut.
694
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,976
Go over there.
695
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,937
You make sure he gets the best.
696
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,780
Thing is, ton, he's quitting the bing.
697
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:09,035
And he told sil, "and I'd appreciate
it if Tony don't come visit me."
698
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,037
He don't wanna see you.
699
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,998
I told him, watch his mouth.
700
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,961
These things happen, t.
That's why I don't like to talk politics.
701
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,809
- You did?
- Please, I couldn't believe it myself.
702
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:37,021
- Well, are you going back with Tony?
- No.
703
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,982
- Then why'd you say it?
- I don't know, it just came out.
704
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,859
Asshole. He was gonna call me.
705
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,195
- Did he?
- Jerk.
706
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,406
Come in.
707
00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,952
Hi.
708
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,996
Uncle pat.
709
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:57,208
- Where's a.J.?
- He's not coming.
710
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,960
You lose them to their friends
for a bit but he'll be back.
711
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,712
- Hi, uncle ton.
- Hey.
712
00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,927
Soph?
713
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,934
- Before dinner?
- Half?
714
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:23,359
- Thank you.
- Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice.
715
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,569
- Hey, Tony.
- Hey.
716
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,405
- I thought I heard your voice.
- Hello?
717
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,989
- Good game on later.
- Yeah?
718
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,242
I think we're on the "do not call" list.
719
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,077
No, no, we're happy with our service.
720
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,580
Are those telemarketers?
Just hang up. Hang up!
721
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,543
We're just sitting down to dinner.
Okay. Please don't call again.
722
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,587
Thank you, thank you.
723
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,717
Bobby, soph, come on.
724
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,769
It's a g5. It's got a 64-bit architecture.
725
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,980
They speak a different
language with computers.
726
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,442
I saw a show on computers,
how the prices have dropped so low...
727
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,903
That you can buy one for $500
at costco, that's more powerful...
728
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,449
Than the one that they used
to put the astronauts on the moon.
729
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,784
Good eggplant, jan.
730
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,329
Yeah, delicious.
731
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,256
Wonder where Harpo's eating
his Sunday dinner?
732
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,135
What?
733
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,599
- Just wondering what Harpo's up to.
- Who's Harpo?
734
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,684
That's hal, Janice's son.
735
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,103
- You have a son?
- You didn't tell us that.
736
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:53,824
You know that song,
"Harpo's song" by Phoebe snow?
737
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,119
Because that's the song
you named Harpo after, right?
738
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,956
He's half French-Canadian, Harpo.
739
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,084
All right, Tony,
make fun of a boy because of his name.
740
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,678
I wonder what's French-Canadian for
"I grew up without a mother"?
741
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,605
Sacre bleu, where is me mama?
742
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,025
Son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch!
743
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,610
- Come on!
- Daddy!
744
00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:33,405
- Daddy!
- You miserable fuck!
745
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,075
I don't got a right to ask?
I'm the boy's uncle.
746
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,993
Easy, sweetie, easy.
747
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,457
Easy, sweetie, easy.
748
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,084
Hate him. I hate him...
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